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Well, I don't know why, but, like, all these guys lately have been just, like,

trying to have sex with me. And I'm just like, what's with that? Like, it's

literally the only thing ever on their mind. I know. And I'm just like, what's

so big about it? Like, I don't understand what's the special, like,

it. Like, I don't get it. You know? We have so much more to offer than, you

know. I'm more than just, you know, a sex object.

You know, I have an idea. Don't you even really stand that appetizer?

No, I agree.

It's just like, the fuck?

I'd rather save myself for somebody.

Yeah. Special.

No, like... Me too.

Of course.

Go for it.

You can tell I've been using that a lot.

Oh, yeah. You can. I'm just so happy your mom let you come over, you know? I

know. And we managed to, like, get the house to ourselves. Oh, yeah. I know.

so happy my parents were like, hey, can you rent us a house? And I was just

like, please. I know. She would not let that fly. Are you kidding me? Your mom

would murder my parents. She's so strict.

She is, but your mom's cool.

Yeah, she means well. She does, but she can be a little.

I'm much of a stickler.

Do you think?

Oh, I know.

But... What else is new?

I feel like it's been forever since we got to, you know, really hang out and

talk about it. I know. I mean, not much, really. I've been just, you know, just

chilling. Yeah. Yeah, just focusing on what I want to do with my life, but...

Yeah, I mean, have you figured any of that out?

No, not at all. Because, like... I started seeing Skye, and then all she

was sex, and I was like, no.

Like, you know, I was just like, I don't want to have sex yet.

No.

So we called it quits.

Yeah? Yeah. Were you, like, salty about it?

Oh, yeah. He went on a whole, like, rampage.

And, like, literally all of his friends were like, why won't you fuck him? And

I'm like, I don't want to fuck anybody.

The worst is when they, like, act like they're cool. It's like, you know,

themselves. And then it's like a week in, two weeks in. They're like, okay,

impatient now. And I'm like, what?

Or they'll cheat on you with another girl. And then it's your fault. I know.

It's just like, really?

I didn't do anything. But, oh, you know, Cindy down the block apparently pops

her pussy all over the place.

Send you with a good blowjob. Yeah, you know.

And it's just like, why? Why would you do that when she's fucking everyone?

Like, don't you want it to be special?

I swear they don't think like we do. Like, they really don't care. They think

with their dicks. They don't think about anything, the consequences, you know.

What's up? Yo, what's up?

How you doing?

Yeah, what is it? What you working on?

Some sleepover.

This is a life over?

This is lame.

What did we even come over here for then? Jeez.

We were sort of bored.

Yeah, but I mean, not this bored.

Well... Wait, didn't I hear you guys saying some, like, ghost story or

something? That's right, that's right.

What do you all know about ghost stories?

Enough to know that you're a stupid bitch and you shouldn't be in here.

Well, that's unfortunate.

That's why you're practicing your makeup now.

Because everything we're looking at is a mirror.

Anyway.

All right, all right, all right. Calm down, calm down. We're just joking with

you guys.

You want to know what mom said to me about you, sis?

That you're one of the lousiest brown matzo crackers she's ever...

Right.

Nice, dude. Yeah, nice.

But wait, you don't even have any snacks in here.

What kind of a sleepover is this?

We are the snacks.

Okay, well, let's take it easy on that. Yeah, like organic vegan. Yeah, but

you're not even playing any video games either. Like, what are you even doing?

You just keep putting makeup on and makeup on and makeup on and makeup on.

no music, no radio. Right? You have everything turned off? Geez.

We're having tea time. Dang.

You should be having tea. There's not even any tea here. You don't even know

what tea is. We're spilling the tea.

You're not spilling anything except your makeup. There's not tea here.

Listen to these kids over here.

Listen to these kids.

I know.

Well, thank God they were friends. Well, at least our IQ is higher than the

calorie count on a McDonald's burger, okay?

Right, yeah, we're pretty intelligent people, actually.

Sure, sure you guys are. You guys are dumber than brick.

Oh, my God. What are you even doing in the room? Bitch, do you even know how

many calories are in a fucking McDonald's burger?

Um, no, because I don't eat it. So, can you guys, like, get the fuck out of my

room, please?

Like, I don't even understand why you're in here. What?

They're brushes.

Something you wouldn't even understand.

Yes, we do. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't. Whoa, take it easy. I didn't put anything on it.

Yeah, but.

Sorry if it, you know, like.

Danger is your manly hood.

Well, actually, guys do the same thing. It's called painting.

There's obviously different layers of paint. There's the foundation, which is

the powder.

There's the acting.

There's an overkill. Like, come on.

Right?

Didn't I try to hear you guys say some scary stories or something?

Or try to say some scary stories? Well, we were going to read some before you

idiots came into my room.

Well, no, I could have sworn I thought you were saying something that wasn't. I

mean, the scary story is that you're still a virgin, Dima.

Whoa, whoa, actually, actually, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. Time out, time out,

out, time out.

Time out.

We're not virgins.

Right. Sure.

Definitely, definitely not.

Tell that to all the crusty socks mom finds.

Yeah, well, nobody minds those crusty socks.

I burn all mine, okay?

No wonder why you're always in the backyard like a fucking loser.

Hey, listen.

Hey, listen.

Listen, it's a full moon tonight, and I hate, you know, the boogeyman comes out

at full moon.

I have nothing to worry about because I'm, you know, I'm not a virgin, so the

boogeyman actually gets virgins, right?

He does.

And also...

Virgins always are, in real life, the first to get picked off.

They're going to die first.

It's a scary movie. It's the virgins. You're just the last one to live.

That's the movie.

If we do one scary story, can you guys leave us alone and get the fuck out of

room? Like, seriously.

That has to be the deal. One story, and you guys will leave us alone for the

rest of the night.

You're interrupting our sleepover. Yeah.

We wanted someone touching, really.

All right, fine. Yeah, we got the best scary story. We do.

We fucking do. Let's hear your scary story, then, you idiot.

There was nothing under the hat but a pile of ashes.

Oh, man.

Pretty fucking scary.

Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, dude.

You too. My turn?

Oh, okay.

This one's called The Wi -Fi.

This person has never been caught, and he still exists around

today. He ventures from home to home looking for young virgins. He

picks these virgins off by their personalized Wi -Fi titles, and he

automatically knows their passwords.

That's not scary.

That's pretty scary.

Do you two have personalized Wi -Fi titles?

Do you? What do you know?

That's pretty scary.

Wasn't it?

No.

Not at all.

If you're a virgin, that's pretty scary.

Well, you know he's coming for you with each click and clack.

The clack of the keyboard that you type in.

But even though your hand is not even like a jewel here in the background.

Huh? One of you guys have to be blowing on that. I can't do that.

I'm looking at you. How am I blowing on that? I feel like you could do a flick

and that will move the air. Watch.

See? Flip and move. No, that's... No, no, no. No, one of you guys is doing

something. No, look, it's not looking. We're looking right at it. No, you guys

are... You guys are... Yeah. Well, I don't have my phone on. You girls

the connection, okay? No.

Stop it. Come on. Stop it.

I'll get you.

He's going to catch you. He's going to catch you.

Yes.

So,

I have this other scary story.

about this killer who has really tiny hands.

There is this young boy who kept getting made fun of when he was young for being

a paraplegic and having tiny arms.

And he was made fun of so much that he ended up breaking.

And he killed everybody in the school by strangling them with his

tiny, tiny hands. So it took a long...

long time.

You know, after he killed everybody, he always leaves one person and leaves them

with his curse of time.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

You're an asshole!

I love it!

Well, have a great night, lady.

Ducks to be a virgin.

Have fun.

Bye. You guys are weird.

Get out. We're taking the lights with us.

Yeah.

Whatever.

Well, you don't have to worry about this if you're a virgin.

Yeah. You girls have a good night, and don't worry.

Watch out for the Wi -Fi strangler.

Yeah. You guys are stupid.

We cannot let them know that that was scary.

Fuck that.

What is that?

I don't know.

They have to be asking us, right?

I don't think so.

I don't know.

I've never heard that.

Wi -Fi, whatever.

No, that would be in the news.

Like, I don't see.

Maybe your parents are going to be home.

They're definitely going to be home tomorrow morning.

Is the door locked?

It's going to be locked.

I locked it when you came in.

Maybe

we

could go to my house.

I mean, but your mom would kill us if she found out that my dad's a cookie.

No, you're lying.

You're just saying.

No, I thought it was something.

I know.

Maybe it was just me and you didn't realize it.

I didn't realize it.

I don't know.

Dude,

that was dope. Dude, that's fucking awesome. I think they're scared.

I do, too. I can believe that legitimately worked.

I got scared a little bit.

This was a good, this was a fun evening. So, you want to start the honors by

securing the shit apple?

Yeah, yeah. You crawled in there.

Yeah, I do.

I know your Wi

-Fi.

What happened? I locked the door. I locked the door. I locked the door.

What?

What's wrong?

Okay, the noise is... We can't hear you. We can't hear you. We can't hear you.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's all right.

No, it's not okay. I'm a virgin.

What do you want us to do?

You're supposed to be my big brother.

You're supposed to be my big brother.

I mean, what would you do?

I mean, it's okay.

How could you fix this? How could you?

I have an idea.

What? He only comes after virgins. Right, right. But we're virgins.

Well, why don't we have sex then?

And just get right past it. Yes, he won't even look at you twice.

There's got to be a different way. No, he goes after virgins.

No virgins.

There's got to be something else.

I mean, I did notice you. We've got to call the cops then, you know? We've got

to call the... No, no.

There's got to be something else. We've got to call the cops.

The cops will help.

No, the cops can't...

Well,

let's really think about this here.

We don't want you to die.

Obviously.

And, you know, the only way to, you know, we'll just have to put that back.

No, you're my brother.

No, not me, dumbass.

Me and her and you and him.

Ew. Come on!

We

made

our decision.

We'll do it. We don't wanna die.

You're not going to die. Yeah, we don't want you to die. That's all, yeah.

You guys are the best. Thank you.

Yeah. We'll protect you.

Thank you.

We don't know what to do or how to start.

Oh, well.

Well,

we know what we're doing. Yeah, we'll help you out with that. Don't worry

it. If your pussy is anything like my hand, I mean, we know what we're doing.

Good luck.

Trust us.

No, I mean... Michael just starts getting naked, right?

Here, yeah. I mean, we can help you. Yeah, sure, yeah.

That's all not weird or anything.

No!

Not weird at all. I mean, would you rather have the Wi -Fi stasher do it?

can probably just wait for it to come and do it for you.

We can just leave right now. No, no, no. I don't want to die.

It's perfect.

Yeah, here.

Sure.

It's perfect, right?

Yeah, not creepy at all.

Totally not.

Don't look.

I'm just, I'm looking at us, yeah.

Right,

yeah. There's no reason to be scared anymore.

Already almost halfway there. Yeah, well, we gotta get everything, right?

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Yeah.

And... And those too. Yeah, definitely. You've got to have everything off.

Okay.

There we go.

Perfect.

There we go.

How beautiful is it?

You got it.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

So then, and, uh...

What? Well, we know what to do. Yeah.

Probably start off with, uh, medium.

Slow job, yeah.

I think I'll probably be ready to start.

We'll switch sides.

Yeah, yeah. We'll switch.

Yeah, please.

Listen to me, Mark.

Just like that. Yeah.

Yeah.

Nice and soft.

Get firmer as you go.

Yeah, there you go. Perfect.

Don't be afraid to put some grip into it. Right, yeah.

Right,

right. Yeah.

Yeah, that feels great.

Okay. Yep.

It reminds me of, like, a thrift store.

Yeah.

Just try not to overthink it and just play with it however you want. Yeah,

really have fun with it.

That's right. Isn't that pretty fun?

I mean, this is a fun one because I can't see them go. I mean, that feels

too.

Yeah.

That's great.

That's super great. Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, geez.

Oh, yeah,

that's working all right.

Definitely working. Look at you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's working.

Because I really don't want to get murdered.

Yeah.

That's why we're doing this, right? Silly?

Yeah. I can tell you're enjoying this a little bit, too.

Yeah.

You can even use the other hand to play with the ball. Yeah, look at that.

All right.

So, ready to suck it?

What do you mean, suck it?

Like a blow jump. Yeah, like with your mouth. Like, you know, using your mouth.

Can I blow jump?

No, no, no.

Blow jump with your mouth.

Don't worry, we'll work this out, okay?

Yeah.

Um.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Perfect.

Um, yeah, so just put it in your mouth. Like a lollipop. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Looks like that. Perfect.

Now go up and down.

Be sure to use the little tongue.

There you go.

That's it.

That's perfect.

And don't be afraid to get a little drool all over it, because then you can

start jerking it like you were earlier.

Yeah, just like that. Jerk a little.

Yeah, now back in the mouth. Look at that.

Okay, you can be messy if you want.

She's great, man.

No,

she's natural at it, man.

Just like the game, John.

Yeah, just like that.

Don't forget to get a lot of spit on it and start jerking too.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, wow, that's amazing.

Good job.

Oh, wow. I didn't even have to say anything.

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Don't forget, play with the balls too, right? With your hands. Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh.

Incredible. Wow.

Just keep going.

It's like a massage.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

My ball's down, too, when you do that. Oh, my.

Oh,

wow. I had to take the whole thing.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

You two are doing fantastic.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Just like that.

I got a little Harley in there.

Well, you got a Harley.

I have a pony.

It's time to get your pussy wet.

Don't worry. We know what we're doing. We practiced on a peach. Yeah, this will

be perfect.

Okay.

Go ahead.

It's fine.

You're going to mess it up.

You guys let the drool fall out.

So I did.

That's perfect.

You did amazing.

That's absolutely great.

Okay There you go

How's that feeling?

Feeling good, right?

Uh -huh.

Hold your hand. I'm scared.

We got this.

We got this.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

That's really...

I think she likes it.

that much more protection from the slasher.

He's right.

You're going to have to get on top of her, you know, and eat her pussy, and

versa, eat her pussy while she's on top.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come on.

Come on, just lie down a little bit. Get on top of her, it's okay.

It's completely fine. You guys know so much about this.

I know, like, you didn't like a book or something?

No, honey.

I have a subscription from Team Skeet.

There's no need for a book.

Okay. Yeah, go ahead and just get up on top. So I just throw my leg over?

Right there.

Okay. And then... I mean, wait, wait. And then put your head down. Yep, and

put your head down there.

And just like how we were practicing with you earlier, same thing.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

And just play with it.

Why are you playing?

It's okay.

Just don't look at it.

It's fine. Just kind of move around. Don't mind. It's there, okay?

Kind of move around.

It's part of it, okay?

Just don't think too much about it.

Just look away.

No big deal.

just touched my tongue.

How am I supposed to eat it around if your dick keeps getting in the way?

Well, just keep doing it. If it keeps getting in the way, just do something

about it. Just put it... Just do something with it. What am I supposed to

with it?

I don't... There you go.

It's not getting hurt. Okay, fine.

Fine. Guys, it's okay. Just keep going.

You just gotta get this done, because I...

Yeah. That feels so good.

Your balls are really hitting me, bro.

I don't think they are. I don't think they are. No, I don't think so.

Maybe they are.

We've heard a favorite line, bro. Okay?

Bro?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

God.

Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's so wet. It keeps coming out.

I'm having the same problem. It's going to stop. It's okay.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Put it in there for me. Okay, well.

Sorry about that.

Yikes.

Don't mind my face.

Look away.

Wait a minute. Oh, please.

Sorry. Oh, it's so hard.

We're doing great. We're doing absolutely great, guys.

You know, we've got to level up even more. I agree.

Doggy style.

Yep. All right.

We're going up to a new tier.

Yes.

Let's have you face them this way, actually.

Yep. Yeah, just turn over. It's fine. And just be on your hands and knees.

Yeah, you're perfect. Think this way, we're going in. Yep.

And you're always leveling up. Always gaining.

Just like that, yeah.

Do you ever gain enough experience?

Yeah.

Never. What?

I can sweat on my... I can sweat on me.

You have such a great body. Oh, my gosh. Thanks.

Yeah, just keep going like that. That's perfect.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, what?

Hey, come on.

It's fine. It's fine.

Having a good time here?

We're all having fun.

Now, I don't know what to say to this, but I think it's time to level up

completely. Complete the level up.

This guarantees you can't be harmed.

Well, there's a different level system where we want to get to a Oedipus level.

Yeah, this level. That is untouchable.

We've got to switch.

What?

Yeah, I have to fuck you, sis.

Yeah, and... That was not what you guys told us originally.

I know, but, like, this is guaranteed.

I mean, yeah, but I thought justice already did.

This completes your level.

Or, you know, we can just leave and they can, you know, they can figure it out.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't go. Okay.

Okay. Which is uninsured. We can switch. It's fine. It's fine.

This is good.

The only way.

This is good.

Okay.

Right? See?

Ready? It's really no different.

It's no different.

Should we just look at each other instead?

You're the greater good. Yeah, but I mean, it helps if you kiss a little.

I mean, okay.

Yeah. Dude, you're brilliant.

Oh,

wow.

Yeah.

Yeah. How's that feel, sis?

It's a lot better if it wasn't my brother.

It's okay. It's okay.

Give her another kiss.

Okay. Yeah.

There you go.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Why do you guys keep high -fiving each other?

Why do you girls keep kissing?

Because you told us to.

It only helped.

The talking only helped.

Remember, I guarantee it. I guarantee it.

Just

like

that, yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know if you can have a seat.

You're liking this a little too much.

Great,

right?

Yeah, we're all being sad.

This is exactly what we needed to do.

I don't think I need to ask you a question. I think I see it on your face.

Oh, my

God.

You know what'll really do it?

Let's change this up.

You know? You know what? Let's have you get on top of us.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You are in control now. Yeah. You can go as fast as you want, as slow as you

want. Yeah.

Hop up on top.

Me? Yeah.

Very cool.

I'm sorry.

Oh, that's it.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, just keep running. Run. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

I always wanted to try this team's key position.

This is great.

That's the direction to turn out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

just keep bouncing it.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Let's go for a ride.

Help

him

out. Help him out.

No.

Everyone feels nice and leveled up.

The dance practice is paying off for you, huh?

This is exactly what needs to be done. Yeah, this was a... Once we come,

solidify everything.

Mm -hmm, just like that.

And you'll never have to worry about the Wi -Fi strangler.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Damn, sis.

Oh, my gosh.

Just like that.

I don't tell her sisters, do I?

Oh, keep going. Keep it in there.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, just like that. Just keep going, yeah.

Oh, keep going just like that, yeah.

Oh, keep going like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, did you go to your kiddies for it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You're safe.

We're safe.

For sure.

Yeah, give her a little kiss to seal it. Give her a little kiss to seal it.

Yeah, I haven't seen no Wi -Fi flasher coming here 80 times.

Isn't that right, girls, right?

Uh -huh. Yeah.

You're protected now.

Hell yeah. We're like your little warriors.

Good scary story and a good lesson learned today.

Yep.