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20, 40.

All right, man. All right, man. How's it going? Have a good day.

How we doing today?

All right. How you doing? Doing well.

How much is it? This one is 60. Yeah, it's the cordless, right? Yeah, the

cordless circular saw goes for 60.

I got $40.

$40. Man, everybody's trying to beat me up today. What the hell?

Oh, man. Damn, dog.

Work with me, man.

You got cash?

Yeah, I got cash.

$40. All right, I got it. I can do, all right, I'll do $40 for you, all right?

Okay.

I don't have

a bag for you. Unfortunately, I ran out of a large -sized bag.

Okay. But there's your receipt.

I got one question, though. What's that?

There's nothing wrong with it. Can I bring it back?

All sales are final.

But I'll give you a 24 -hour warranty on it. I sell, you know, all my

merchandise is certified good.

So if you bring it back today and it doesn't work, I'll refund your money.

after today, that's it.

Okay. All right? I'll go right with that.

All right. You have a great day. You too.

Hi, how are you? I'm doing well. How are you? Good. I'm Carly.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. My name's Sean.

Pleasure.

I have an antique book that I'd like to see what I could get for it. All right.

Antique book.

It looks old. Where'd you get it?

My grandparent.

As a graduation gift.

Graduation, huh?

Yeah.

Did you graduate Harvard University?

No, not quite yet. I need to get my tuition, money for my tuition.

Yeah, I swear. Hopefully this book can help. They keep jacking up that price

each year, those sons of bitches. You're right about that.

All right, and what were you looking to get out of this book?

I've done a little research, and since it's the first edition,

About 800.

What gives you the idea that it's a first edition?

I've done some research on it. I've asked around.

Fortunately, it's not a first edition.

Okay. If it was a first edition, Thomas Campbell usually goes for 200.

It's not, and it's in pretty rough condition.

Again, it's super old, but super old doesn't mean valuable anymore.

And again, Thomas Gamble is not that collectible.

Why would I be hearing all these things then, that research, that it was the

first edition?

There's nowhere in here that denotes a first edition.

I mean, I'm not trying to be that guy, but it's just not telling me anywhere

first edition. And I do have a pretty good background on books and literature.

I could give you $40 for the book.

No, $40 does not seem good for that. I can't.

I'm going to have to go tomorrow.

What do you need for your tuition?

A couple hundred, for sure. A couple hundred, huh? Yeah.

That $800 sounded really good.

$800 is out of the ballpark.

That's out of the ballpark.

You ever consider being an exotic dancer or something?

Exotic dancer?

Yeah. Are you kidding me?

I mean, you're a beautiful girl. You could stand to make a lot of money doing

that. No.

I was not brought up that way. That's not... I don't think about that. I'm not

going to get money like that.

Don't be offended. I mean, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Tons of girls

it. I don't understand why you say that.

What, you're shy?

No, that has nothing to do with it.

Well, I mean... Let's just test your will. I mean...

I'll give you 60. You're a fucking creep. Are you kidding me?

Well, I'm just saying. Calm down. I'm just saying.

Well, don't pull out money. I'm not going to do anything for you.

Hey, I'm just trying to work with you here.

This is all business. Just like it will be in the club, you know? No. Come on.

Girls in college. I've seen what they do. I'm not like that. I already said

All right. Calm down. Again, I'm trying to help you out here. Yeah, well, you're

being persistent when I already said that's not for me. I feel very offended.

I just want to figure out what I'm getting for this book.

I'm just saying, a lot of girls pay their tuition by dancing. Okay, I'm not

lot of girls.

I'll give you $60 if you show me your tits. You're a fucking creep.

You're a creep.

Calm down. I'm just trying to help you out here. I just said no and you're

going on about it. I'm just trying to help you pay your tuition. You're a

fucking creep.

Listen, I'm just trying to help you out.

I've been to college.

I know it's real tough to pay for tuition.

I know how expensive it is, all right?

Strictly business. I'm still going to go somewhere else because I don't like

what you're saying to me. Just trying to calm you down a little bit, all right?

I don't want you to be offended when you leave here.

I know how expensive it is. Strictly business. I'm trying to put more money

your pocket.

If somebody offers you more money for that book, you bring it back here, I'll

pay what they priced you, and I'll pay plus 20%. Okay. But you've got to bring

it in writing, all right? Okay.

My other offer still stands as well.

Have a good day.

How are we doing today?

Good, how are you? Alright, can't complain.

Oh, undergraduate.

That's me.

Katie, right?

Carly. Carly. Nice to see you again.

Let me just wrap up my umbrella.

Oh yeah, it's pretty.

Pretty hectic out there right now. It's pretty bad out there.

Can't get the hair wet.

So I came back to take your offer.

All right.

Well, hold on. Let me go get the cash.

Here's the book.

Oh, you mean for the book?

Well, I can take your other offers too.

All right.

So it was $40 for the book and then $60 for a flash.

There's $60.

How about it?

There's people here. Oh, that's right. They're pretty occupied.

Are you sure? Oh, yeah. Just show me your tits.

What was that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?

Should he have been dead? No, come on, I didn't even see him.

They winked at me, that was all.

Come on, five seconds. That's more than $10 a second right there. Okay, okay.

That ain't looking, all right?

Go.

One, two, three, four, five.

That's ridiculous to think, hide and seek, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What, that wasn't enough? No, not nearly enough.

I need five good seconds. I'll count.

Go ahead.

One Mississippi.

Two Mississippi.

Three Mississippi.

Four Mississippi.

Five Mississippi.

Alright.

You earned it that time.

What about 20 bucks if I can touch it?

That's alright.

It's my shot. If anything, I'll kick him out.

Twenty more bucks for me to see.

Twenty?

Come on, I just paid you sixty this evening.

You just want to touch him?

the lap dance.

300.

Are you game?

I'll kick them out.

I don't like the people here.

You want me to kick them out and then we'll do that?

Okay.

You sure?

Absolutely. Right here. I'll get them out. I'll get them out. One second.

Hey, gentlemen.

I'm the only one here today and I'd like to go take a nice little lunch break.

I'm going to shut down for about 30 minutes if you guys don't mind.

Something to dance to?

I only know folk songs.

Yeah, I can't dance to that.

I wish I had some figures or something.

I don't know.

There you go. That looks good.

It looks good. Keep going. Hold on. Hold on one second.

I want to record it.

I'm paying $300.

For what?

For a lap dance.

We didn't agree to that.

I'm paying $300 for a lap dance. I'm going to record it so I can jerk off to

later. And what are you going to do with the film?

I just said I'm going to jerk off with it later. Keep it in my secret stash.

Okay. So how do we start?

Why don't you just start giving me a little striptease?

Come on, you gotta move your hips and stuff a little bit. Get sexy with it.

Turn around so I can see your ass.

Take your bra off, too.

here and put your ass on my lap.

Yeah, that's a lap dance.

You look pretty good.

Now there you go, shake that ass.

Why don't you take your panties off?

But I thought they keep them on.

Who's they?

Dancer.

Well, not for 300 they don't.

That's not what we had in mind.

That's what I had in mind.

I'll give you 50 more bucks.

50? That's a lot. Come on now.

A little more than that. 60?

It was the same to see your tits.

Okay.

Turn around.

I'll spread your ass.

Spread my ass?

Yeah.

But we didn't have that planned.

Well, I didn't know we had a plan. This is a lap dance. Come on, I want to see

everything. Yeah, but $300 to spread my ass?

Come on now, $300 is already a lot.

What are you asking for here? Yeah, but I'm not going to spread my ass.

I'll give you $20 just to spread your ass. Come on.

Not $20? No.

What is this, an auction? God damn, I'll give you $40 then. You want me to

spread my ass, don't you?

Yeah, I do.

So not $20?

$40 then.

Just to spread your butt cheeks.

What the fuck? Come on.

I mean, we're negotiating here, but I can't get scalped.

I'll pay you the same amount as to take off your bottoms. I'll give you $60. I'm

not paying you more than that.

Stand up and turn around.

Let me see those tits again.

Oh, yeah.

You can play with them. I like when you rub them.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah,

slowly and sexy. Come on.

Those things are beautiful.

You're doing it right.

Get a little more sexy with it.

I'm not really good at that.

That's right, you're doing just fine.

Whoa, what are you doing?

I want you to suck my dick.

Suck your dick?

I want you to suck my dick.

All including 300?

I'm not going to suck your dick for that.

I'll give you $200 to suck my dick.

That's more than fair.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh.

Fuck, it's so damn big.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh, yeah, break that tape.

What's it going to take to fuck you?

Fuck me?

Yeah, I want to fuck you.

There's no amount that you could give me to fuck me.

Come on, I'm sure there's a price.

You're not fucking me.

I'll give you $800.

On top of what I already offered you.

On top?

That's right.

You'll walk out of here with $1 ,200 at least.

I take my pants off.

Get up and ride me.

Turn around, turn around.

Yeah.

Nice long strokes.

Oh yeah.

Just go straight down.

Fuck yeah.

Shit.

Tell the camera you like the dick.

I like the dick.

I like it.

We're closed.

God damn it.

Oh.

the longest lunch break I've ever taken. I better fucking pay you and open the

shop back up. I already missed one customer.

Yeah,

I got this.

I got this bag.

That's pretty much all I got.

You got everything?

I'm keeping the book.

There you go. Happy year.

Happy year.

Have a good one.

Good luck with your education.