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Hey, Mike, have we marked this down yet?

Yeah, man, how come we haven't sold this? This thing is nice.

I mean, I like the way it feels. It fits me nice, no?

What do you think there, young lady? How does it look?

You were going to try. Well, here you go, man.

If you'd like, you know.

Look at that.

Like a princess.

Mark it down if we need, man.

Hello.

Hey, how we doing today?

Set it down.

We got one up there.

Oh, there's an animal in there. Yes, there is.

Okay.

It's alive.

All right. I don't want to touch it yet just in case I drop it. Bring it this

way, please.

You can set it right up here so that we don't scuff the glass.

There you go. Careful now. Careful now.

All right.

Y 'all aware that this isn't a pet shop, right, ma 'am?

Yeah, I've gone to pet stores already, and they say that they don't want any

lizards. That if it's not from them, and I haven't bought it from them, that

they have no return.

So, yeah.

Right, because they're a sell -only store. That's what you're getting at,

Yeah. Well, now, I'm a buy -in seller, but not of live animals. I mean,

brought in puppies here before, too. I don't know what's going on with you

ladies. Is there any way I could do something?

Well, why don't you want it? He looks, I mean, is he alive?

Yeah. Can I take this lid off here? Yeah.

Hi there, buddy.

Oh, he is alive. Oh, he moved.

Yeah, he's alive.

Is he venomous? No, he's not.

He's one of them horny toads, right? He's a bearded dragon, yeah.

He's still a baby.

So he's a, he's a what now? A Komodo dragon?

No, he's a bearded dragon. Whoa, look at him. Oh, he closed his eyes.

Or did he just die?

No, I think he's pretty much alive right now.

I don't know. He's taking a nap. Taking a lizard nap. It's the lizard lounge.

Well, kind of.

Why are you trying to get rid of him? Because he's so boring?

No, I had bought in it for my boyfriend.

Well, ex -boyfriend now. He's being kind of a douche.

And I just want to get rid of it. I don't want him to have it anymore.

So,

Your boyfriend's being... An asshole.

Let's wash the language in here. I got customers.

Sorry. Your boyfriend's being not up to standards, so you want to get rid of his

pet?

Yep.

Okay, well, yeah, I can't... I'm not allowed to take stolen goods, ma 'am.

It's not stolen. I bought it. I bought it, and I don't want him to have it to

turn out together. Why is he going to have something that I bought for him to

use with another girl?

Another girl? Well, you just said he's your boyfriend, and then you said you're

not together.

Yeah, yeah.

I caught him cheating on me, unfortunately. He cheated on you?

Yeah.

Well, how does she look?

I don't know. I don't care.

Can we get back to business here? I really don't want to talk about him

now. I'm kind of mad at him.

Ah, shit.

I'm mad at him, too. How does a guy cheat on you?

Things happen.

What can I say? He's gone a little. Was he eating the lizard food or something?

He must not be thinking right.

Probably.

Wow. All right.

I mean, I do got other aquariums and fish tanks here and there, but those

brought to me empty.

Well, this is better. It has something in it, so you could probably sell it a

little bit more than the empty ones that you have there.

Or like $10 more?

No, he cost me like almost $100.

Yeah, but he's used.

It doesn't matter.

He's alive.

I don't want a used lizard.

You know what I mean?

Well, you're a pawn shop.

You have used things. I know, so that lowers the value. So that's what I'm

saying. I can offer you... I mean, it's a pretty cheap tank here. Your standard

aquarium.

Ain't got much going on there. You got no heating pads, no light bulbs with it.

No, I left that out of the house. Well, that would have fetched more money.

So here's what I'm thinking, all right?

Boyfriend cheated on you.

He's a...

What word? I don't like cursing too much.

You said he's being mean, so you want to get rid of his pets.

Why don't you just leave it here and walk out then if you want to be mean?

Because I wasted money on it, and I don't want him to have something that I

bought with my money. If he wants one, he should buy one with his money or tell

his little girlfriend to buy one for him.

Simple. That sounds cold.

You're not cold, are you? You look like you're a warm -hearted woman.

you can be can't you yeah i can see it in your eyes come on now um is there

any way you could do something for me like 60 80 something come on well

you're going in the right direction well you went in the wrong direction but

started at 60 so i'm thinking maybe we can go uh 25 bucks for the whole setup

but um but maybe i can help you out in other ways like i need cash right now

Why, was your boyfriend paying all the bills?

I'm interested, but not necessarily in the lizard.

I'm interested in almost like, how do you say, picking up where your boyfriend

left off.

No,

not at all, man. You're taking that the wrong way. I want to help you out here.

That's what I'm saying. I'm extending you an offer where I can help you out.

I mean, you can get back at your boyfriend.

Okay, I don't want to talk about it.

And you can make some extra money.

No. You don't want extra money?

Well, you might be scared.

What's his name? Paco.

Paco. What's up, Paco?

Hey there, Paco.

Wake up, man.

Your mom wants to get rid of you.

You're going to be adopted.

All right, so I'm going to send you off for one more time.

Two -fold win on your part.

Come to my office, make some extra cash, and leave here happier that, you know,

maybe you got a little revenge on your boyfriend.

What does that mean? What are you trying to say? I don't even know who you are.

I just came here and you're offering me... Yeah, I'm like a guardian angel

down to help you. Oh, yeah.

I'm like a charity guy, charity giver.

And what are you going to share off to me?

You know, we'll talk about some stuff.

But like I said... I don't even know you. What the hell?

Well, I mean, do you want money or not? Or you just take your lizard and go?

Yeah, I do.

Well, you're right.

I don't know you. You don't know me. But my name's Sean.

Mine is Jessie.

How do you say that? Jessie.

Jessie. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful lady.

I'll tell you, your boyfriend, he must be a little bit insane to go cheating on

you. But I'm the owner of the pawn shop here. So now you know a little bit more

about me. I know a little bit about you.

Well, yeah, I mean.

Just head to my office.

We'll do some more negotiation on your lizard, and we can go from there.

We'll talk things out.

Okay. What was your name again? My name was Sean. Okay.

Jesse. Uh -huh.

I like it.

Oh, look, he's jumping now.

He's going by me.

Are these things dangerous? Did they kill anybody ever? No. Oh, he's moving

around. Look at that.

Hey, he's kind of cool. I think he does like me. Hey, you may have a new papa

here, Paco.

switch right there yeah and close that door oh god damn

peko took a poopo oh shit man that's nasty well you

don't take a poopo i'm not mid -walk he popped up there on those little logs

there too does mama okay does mama get up on the wood too yeah have a

seat right there for me

What kind of deal do you want to work out here? You want me to help you out,

right? Mm -hmm.

All right. Well, a few ways we can go about this.

Pretty much, there's one way we can go about this.

You follow me? I just went from a few to one.

Mm -hmm.

What's the deal?

All right. Well, I can give you $38 for this here Paco.

$38?

What is that?

Yeah, I'll give you maybe $25 for the tank.

And $12 for the used lizard.

And that's it?

I think that's a pretty good offer. He did just take a shit, so... I don't want

to have to clean that and all that.

I'll clean it for you.

Alright, I appreciate that.

So you can walk out of here with $38.

Or I can give you $300.

How'd you jump from $38 to $300?

I'll give you the rest of the money for you.

I'm trying to say you want to fuck in order to give me $300.

You picked up quick right there.

That's good.

I really don't want to. I just had a situation with my boyfriend and now

coming here trying to act like Mr. Hero.

Yeah, that's right. You can call me the captain. The captain. That's right. The

captain of what?

The SS Save -A -Hole.

The Captain SS Save -A -Hole. Yeah, I'm here to rescue you.

Really? Fuck you. Okay, go save your fucking mother.

Probably needs a lot of saving. I'm fucking leaving. You can stay with that

fucking shit.

I can keep him.

Yep, keep him. Jack your fucking dick off.

Man, Paco, your mom is rude.

Looks like you took two shits.

Hey, don't go.

Come on, now don't actually go.

Hey, Jesse, come on.

Where'd you go?

Come here, come on. No, come on. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Come

come on, come on. Come on.

Look, Panko, Panko, he's wondering where you went.

Come on now.

I'm a nice guy.

You're a fucking nice asshole. What the fuck you are? You're a fucking idiot.

Now that's just rude. Now you make me want to let you go. I was going to bump

price up.

Well, how do you think you're going to feel?

If you were to be a woman and a guy tells you, let's save a home, what the

is that?

You could have came up with a nicer line, like really.

If I needed rescuing, maybe you would. No.

Come on back in. Come on back in.

Take your coat off. Get comfortable.

Take your seat back. What do you mean, Jesus?

I don't need anybody.

I already fired him. He came in to work late all the time.

And it's hot in here.

Well, you can take more clothes off. No, I'm okay.

All right, I saw I offended you. I apologize.

I'll come up $10 more.

What, is that going to buy me a happy meal with a little toy? You can get two

those, I think, for $10.

No. I'm kidding. I'm messing with you.

I'll come up $50.

That's a lot of money. That's almost as much as you wanted just for... So I'm

giving you a full $300 for you now.

Not $268.

And I'll pay $50 for Paco.

I mean, just think here. Your boyfriend cheated on you.

Now you can get with, you know, a very stoic and handsome southern... Oh, whoa.

Whatever. Call me what you want.

Okay. And you can get back at him that way.

I can help you get over him. Call me the rebounder or whatever.

I don't know. I just kind of feel kind of bad.

But I did catch him in my fucking bed with some other fucking bitch.

I doubt she looked as good as you.

Yeah, you're just saying that.

No, come on now. You're very attractive.

Yeah, that's what he said until he fucked another bitch in my bed.

Well, now I'm trying to get with you, so come on.

I don't know.

Don't feel bad. Look, you're getting sad now. Be happy.

Alright, you probably have your freaking gringo. You probably have a BB.

A who what now? A BB. Baby dick.

A baby dick?

Yes, sir.

Alright, now, what if I don't?

I don't know.

I don't know what might happen.

You want to make a bet? How about that? If I got a baby dick, you walk out of

here, and I give you 50 bucks for Paco.

If I don't have a baby dick...

You suck my dick.

Only suck it and that's it. Oh, no, no, no, ma 'am. Come on. That's a figure of

speech here.

Just a tip.

Well, it's probably going to be small.

All right. Well, I'll make you a deal.

If I got a BD, you said?

Mm -hmm.

You walk out of here, I'll give you 50 bucks for your bearded dragon.

All right? If I don't, then you suck my dick.

And I'm filming it so that you can send it to him later. So we got a deal?

I guess, yes.

And you can trade in your bearded dragon for my white anaconda.

Yeah, right.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Yeah, that's quite a big dick there. Not a baby dick.

Was I lying?

No, sir.

All right, well, we had a deal.

Something like that? Just like that?

Yeah, that's all right.

Get over here.

I'm going to record it.

All right, well, come on.

Let's get this show on the road.

Fuck, I hate losing a fucking bet.

Look at that. It's like a lizard bombing for you.

Oh, man. Get lower, though.

Talk to the camera, too. Make your boyfriend pissed.

Fuck you.

Go ahead and get more lower.

Oh, yeah.

What was your boyfriend's name?

Why do you want to know?

I mean, is my dick bigger than his?

Yeah.

So then he's got a BD.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

Oh, shit.

Go ahead with no hands.

Do it with no hands.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, man.

Oh, God, man.

Yeah.

You like that white dick?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Look in the camera and tell me you like that white dick. I like this white dick.

Oh, there you go. Fuck you for cheating on me.

See ya.

That's nice right there.

Oh, damn.

Right there?

Yeah, right there.

See, I'm making you laugh. That's good.

I'm helping a woman out.

You

got

a tongue ring in there? Is that what that is?

Oh, you got two in there?

Let me see that. Let me see that tongue.

You got three. You got a fucking hardware shop on your tongue.

God damn.

Shit.

Get back on there. Come on.

Look at my camera.

No hands. Look at that camera.

Look at that camera.

You're not looking at my camera.

Yes.

Let me just put my feet up and let you suck my dick.

Nice relaxing day at work for me.

Yee -haw.

That's what I like right there.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to stand up and show me that body.

I saw it when you walked in.

Stand up over here to the right.

You know I see my boobies?

Your boobies?

Yes, I do.

Do it to me slowly.

That wasn't slow at all, but goddamn, those are nice.

They were nice titties. Thank you.

10 August.

That's so sweet here.

Oh, jingle, jingle, jingle.

Oh, yeah.

Bam.

Little lip rings, huh?

No. Don't touch him. All right.

Turn around and see that butt.

That was even too fast, honestly. Oh, but okay, you can do that.

Damn.

That's some nice buttocks.

Oh, they're all original.

Bend over.

Arch your back, though.

Yeah, make that ass look nice.

Very inviting.

Saying come on in.

Yeah, that is what it's saying.

Welcome.

Bienvenido.

Do you like it? Is it too small for you?

Oh, no, that's nice.

Take your panties off now.

Nice and slowly, just like before.

The panties, take the panties. The panties? Yeah. Are you sure? Oh my God.

Come on, we're gonna fuck, right?

Stay bent over when you do it, though.

Oh, nice.

All the way off?

Yeah.

While you fuck with clothes on?

I only put my work boots on, but that's because I'm at work.

Go ahead and rub that pussy.

Get that shit wet.

I'm going to find me.

Go ahead and sit on that chair and play with your pussy.

Oh yeah.

Like that?

Yeah, it's nice.

Let me see them titties again.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Aren't you very prepared with comms and everything everywhere?

You know, I like to be. You usually do this?

I do. I do this quite often.

That's not nice. I told you, I'm a charitable man.

I like to take care of...

the women of the community.

I'm going to spread it.

Alright now, bring that pussy over here.

Sit on this dick.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah, there it is. Bend over now. Put your hands on that desk in front of

you.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck, this shit is fucking huge.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Give me that pussy.

That's good like looking at that fat ass

Oh. Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, cum. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, your fucking dick is huge.

Thank you, ma 'am

Take that dick over there.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh,

right there, dear.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Lay down on that table.

Lay down on your back.

Yeah, you got that?

Oh, yes, right there, right there, right there.

Oh,

don't talk.

Don't talk, I don't want to talk.

Yeah, come on, make that pussy talk.

Oh, beardy.

Bye.

It's pretty different.

That reminds me of Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

More like that dick.

Oh, fuck.

Should have been you cheating.

Take that nice slow stroke.

Take it all the way home.

Shake that ass for me.

Shake that fucking fat ass for me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

I like that shit.

I like that shit too. Can't die.

shit. Yeah, you want my fucking cup?

Yeah, you want my cup?

You gonna turn around and take it on your face? Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Did I come in your eye? Mm -hmm. Oh, damn. That's what happens when you

the dragon.

Except mine ain't bearded.

Oh, yeah. There you go.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

All right.

How you feeling now about your boyfriend, huh?

Great. Great. Well, I got to work, but here's what I can do.

I can ship you guys, you know, I can ship you this video.

It doesn't need your address and your P .O. box.

You know, I'll be happy to get it to you.

Let me set this fucking camera down.

All right.

Hey there, Paco.

We found a pair of towels.

You're one of the first girls to do that.

I had a meatball sub earlier for lunch.

I had some fried subs right there. You ever been there?

That's my favorite place, man. They take care of me good.

But I think maybe their cheese was old or something.

I got the rumbles in the jungle, if you know what I mean.

get the hell out of my office before I lock the door