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No!
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Feeling any better, or shall I whip up
another pitcher?
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I'm still feeling depressed.
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How can you be depressed after three
cocktails?
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I didn't say I was feeling sober. I said
I'm depressed.
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I'm old, and I'm an hour older since
when we first started drinking.
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There's a lot of good things about
getting older.
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Like what? Dinner at 5 o 'clock in the
afternoon?
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Like sex.
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Because we know where everything is, and
then our parents don't walk in on us?
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No, I'm serious. Take Andy, for example.
I would, but he's married to you.
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No, I mean his age. He never allows
himself to waste an erection.
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I didn't know there was an erection
shortage.
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A young man goes around locked and
loaded at all times, so he doesn't care.
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A man of Andy's age never takes it for
granted.
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Hello, ladies.
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Am I interrupting anything?
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Oh, no, just counting our blessings.
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I see they set the clock back for happy
hour.
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And I deserve a drink.
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Yeah, a woman likes a stiff one every
once in a while.
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Yes, and on that subject, I have
something to ask you.
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Oh, I get it. Not letting anything go to
waste. Well, you know what? I'm just
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going to get out of your way.
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You don't have to leave.
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Oh, I am not witnessing this.
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That was an abrupt exit.
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Well, I guess you just didn't care what
you had to say.
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What concerns her?
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Well, if you were going to say that you
had an erection, then that's my
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exclusive concern.
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That's not what I was going to say at
all, but since you bring it up... It's
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Could be.
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Well then, let's not let anything go to
waste.
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What
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are
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you guys doing?
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Oh, uh, hi, Mom.
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Uh, nothing.
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Um, just homework.
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Yeah, we're just watching TV.
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I got my hair cut. Yeah, and you know
what it looked like you were about to
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Something that you're not old enough for
yet.
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Oh. Oh, no, of course not. No.
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That's for old people.
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Yummy.
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You're so sexy.
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Let's see your chest.
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You want a blowjob?
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Yeah, I'm sucking.
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I'm such a dick.
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to go in between his titties.
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Look at that dick right between those
tits.
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Oh, that's a good boy.
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Yeah? Oh, yeah.
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You're such a good boy, so fucking hard.
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You're so nice and fucking hard for me.
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You're nice and hard for me. You gonna
fuck me with this dick?
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Oh boy. Oh
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yeah.
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You know, just what I like, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know what I like?
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Look at that pussy, baby.
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Baby, you sure know how to do that.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's when I get in there.
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My whole sweat, baby.
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It's like your dick, too.
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Yeah.
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Baby, yeah.
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Oh, what a nice size cup.
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I'm sorry.
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Fuck yes, baby
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Good boy, don't stop looking at my
fucking pussy.
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Don't stop looking at my pussy.
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There you go.
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Alright,
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don't stop, baby.
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Don't stop, I'm gonna come for you.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Look. Look.
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house, baby.
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for the floor.
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Does he come again?
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Oh, excuse me. There we go.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Hi, listen, I have to talk to you.
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About what?
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It's something that Andy gave me. Oh,
God, Ellie, no, now it's just getting
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disgusting. No, no, no, that's not what
I meant. It's about Lori.
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Oh, really? Well, what about? Because
usually she tells me everything.
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Exactly. You don't know she has a new
boyfriend. And if you didn't know that,
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then there must be some mysterious
reason why she's keeping it secret.
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Laurie, is there anything that you want
to tell me?
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Oh, yes.
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Actually, I didn't know how to bring it
up before because I didn't want to upset
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you.
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Just blurt it out.
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Um, well, we didn't close the deal on
the house in Crocodile Park.
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That's it?
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And the toner? We need toner.
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What? No stories about a men's locker
room or a crazy fraternity sexual ritual
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over the weekend?
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No, just the toner and I'm gonna go grab
some supplies.
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Something is definitely going on here.
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Mom, we have to hurry. She's going to be
home soon.
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I'm not ready for this.
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I know how you feel.
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No, wait. What? I just heard a car pull
up.
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Look, we have to figure out a way to get
rid of her, okay?
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I'm not going to jail in southern
Florida.
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I wasn't talking about murder.
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I was talking about a trip to the mall.
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Hey, what are you guys up to?
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Hey, nothing.
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Just, you know, texting.
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Yeah, as long as you're not doing the...
No.
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No, of course not.
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For mature people.
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you were definitely right. That bitch is
definitely a something or someone.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Trust me on this. I'm an expert.
Sometimes your best partner is your own
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Well, at least it's sex with someone you
love.
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I mean, what else is she supposed to do
all alone up there?
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You are spending way too much time on
this.
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I'm just concerned about her. I don't
know how she's going to react when she
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finds out the full story.
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You should have told her everything.
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I told her enough.
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Besides, I don't want to be the bearer
of bad news when she decides to shoot
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messenger. She'll figure the rest out.
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Yes,
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you can come in. The coast is clear.
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Are you sure she's not around?
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She's showing the house.
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Well, I hope she's gone now, because I
would hate to have my ex -wife walk in
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when I'm having sex with her assistant.
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Partner.
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Oh.
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Excuse -a -ma -her.
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When I was having sex with her partner.
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Listen, she's gone showing the house.
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She's going straight home afterwards.
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So can we skip all this and just get to
the sex school?
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Well, if you insist.
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I've been
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sitting
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in this office all day.
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It's a type of a fucking dance. You get
those sticking out of them.
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Uh -huh.
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Staring at the fucking next one.
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You know whose desk this is, don't you?
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Mm -hmm. Not mine.
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You don't care?
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No. You don't care?
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No. Because you use all of those desks?
Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. Whose desk is this?
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It's hers.
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Yeah, it's yours.
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It's fucking Jules' desk, and I'm
fucking going to put all my pussy juice
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over it.
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Finger banging your fucking pussy right
now, huh? Mm -hmm. You feel that? Yeah.
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Get my finger out of the fucking pussy.
Yes.
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It's a big beautiful thing.
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I'm going to kiss you.
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when she walks in the fucking office.
Come on. He's liking to mark you up.
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Has to bite me.
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Mark me fucking up for her.
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Oh, yeah, he's liking to mark you up,
wouldn't you?
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Mm -hmm. Run around trying to hide it,
but not hide it on a fucking day. I
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Point at it and be like, he fucking did
this to me. My fucking ex -husband
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marked my fucking throat and my back.
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Mm -hmm.
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Ooh. Are you with that now?
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Okay.
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Fucking you have any big hard cock on my
ass
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Get your ass up here and suck my cock.
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Right there.
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Get my fucking balls out. What the fuck
are my balls not fucking out?
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Come on. You know I like my balls held.
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You know I like my fucking balls out.
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Pull them down. Squeeze them. Pull them
down. Just like I like it.
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That's what you said, my girl.
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Up here?
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Oh, you're right.
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I'm stuck in this fucking big dead hell.
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I'm stuck
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in this fucking
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big dead hell.
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Is it the same?
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