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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:26,520 Yeah, baby. Yeah. 2 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,560 Yeah, baby. That's it. 3 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,520 Look at those lips, baby. 4 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,860 Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,980 Oh, beautiful, baby. 6 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,220 Smash it. 7 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:39,980 Yeah, baby. 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,200 Yeah. Yeah. 9 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:47,180 You feel it, baby? You feel the love in this room? 10 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:48,420 Yeah. 11 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:51,020 Be dirty, baby. Be dirty. 12 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:53,870 It's the dust in the room. Yeah. 13 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:57,350 Oh, you all do it. 14 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:02,030 I'm going to tell your parents. 15 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:04,050 Unless you want. 16 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:05,850 Yeah, baby. 17 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,890 Yeah. Yeah, baby. 18 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,249 That's it. 19 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,810 You are nothing. 20 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:16,610 Oh, beautiful, baby. Beautiful. 21 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,160 Does that make you horny, baby? 22 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:24,380 Yeah! 23 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:31,120 Why don't you say we go for a more organic view? 24 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:01,110 You want me to suck your dick? 25 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:09,990 Oh, behave. 26 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:27,750 Agent Kensington, to what do I owe the pleasure? 27 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:29,750 Dr. Evil Austin. 28 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:44,910 I'd like you to meet Austin Powers. 29 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:48,410 The man will save the world. 30 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,710 Oh yeah! 31 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:54,750 I'll mind my teeth if you mind my poop. 32 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:05,180 Shagging, dear. Cold shagging. And Austin was very good at it. Raw, baby! 33 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,340 tiger! Raw! 34 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,420 Yeah! That's beautiful! 35 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,360 You are gorgeous, baby! 36 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Gorgeous! 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,520 Not so fast, Austin Powers. 38 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:30,969 What do we do? 39 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,110 Don't worry, baby. 40 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:33,430 Follow my lead. 41 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:48,350 Do you mind, Vanessa? 42 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,610 She can be a bit prudish. 43 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:00,730 Yes! Yes! Yes! 44 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:01,909 Yes! 45 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:02,910 Yes! 46 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,050 Fuck yeah. 47 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,590 so good, Austin. 48 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,910 Agent Kensington, what do I owe the pleasure? 49 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:47,869 It's Dr. 50 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:48,870 Evil, Austin. 51 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:55,470 He's... Good heavens. 52 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,650 What? Is it something on my face? 53 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,910 It's something about evil. 54 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:13,970 Is he trying to kill me? 55 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:30,690 You know, perhaps 56 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,350 I should come back later after you've finished. 57 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,030 Does he want to kill me again? 58 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:37,050 Yes. How did you know? 59 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,330 He pretty much has to, love, doesn't he? 60 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:44,430 I mean, it's only a matter of time before I foil what evil plan he has 61 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,510 up. Is he putting lasers on sharks again? 62 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,370 Or is his sour attitude to Oddbox what? 63 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,410 I'm afraid it's much more serious this time. 64 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,170 Apparently he's number two. 65 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:07,030 Abandoned a batch of high -grade plutonium from a fission lab in Italy. 66 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:10,330 Yes. It was smuggled into the States. Yes, yes. 67 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,730 Into a lab in the Mojave. Yes. Just outside of Los Angeles. 68 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:17,190 Yes. Evil had a nuclear warhead made. Yes, yes. 69 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:20,870 Which he plans to detonate. Yes. In Las Vegas. 70 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:22,210 Yeah. Unless. 71 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,670 Yeah. Unless. Yes. We can stop him. Yes. First. 72 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:27,430 Yeah, baby, yeah. 73 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,750 Oh, yeah. 74 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,420 Cream and sugar? 75 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,800 Just sugar, then. 76 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,760 I wonder what Dr. Evil's plans will be to kill me. 77 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,320 I imagine he'll send an assassin. 78 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,420 Perhaps one with a gun. 79 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,500 No. Too noisy. Another track of too much attention. 80 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,700 A knife would be a much better choice. 81 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,140 No, too messy. 82 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:16,240 It's hard to make a discreet getaway, all covered in gore. 83 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,680 A blowtorch. 84 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,840 No, that wouldn't work for me. 85 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:29,800 He's just as likely a lighted cell phone liar as he is me. 86 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,740 That's... choice would be something subtle. 87 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,380 Quiet. Something that would leave no fingerprints. 88 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,280 I've got it. 89 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:46,580 He can choke me with a... with a... stocking. An easily 90 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:49,800 disposable weapon that leaves no trace of fingerprints. 91 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,760 Yeah! It's the perfect crime. 92 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,420 Austin, you knocked out that girl. 93 00:14:58,740 --> 00:14:59,740 It's no girl. 94 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,100 It's a man, man. 95 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,900 Did you know he was a man all along? 96 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,240 Of course not. How could I? 97 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,459 Where's Dr. 98 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,560 Evil? Where is he? 99 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,060 He's on the roof! 100 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,780 Not this time, Austin Powers. 101 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,560 I'm going to freeze myself in space. 102 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,960 See you in 30 years. 103 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,250 Should we go do the freezing thing now? 104 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,350 I suppose. 105 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:49,410 I don't quite understand why you are the one to be performing Mr. Powers' 106 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:53,250 evacuation. This is a top -secret mission, Vanessa. 107 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:56,230 The fewer people who know of Austin's re -emergence, the better. 108 00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:58,730 Put on your goggles. 109 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:05,490 As you know, it's been 30 years since Dr. Evil blasted off into space with a 110 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:09,570 rectal rocket jammed up his bum. It was long believed that Dr. Evil died while 111 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:12,250 in orbit, but all of that changed 10 days ago. 112 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:17,180 when a team of astrophysicists spotted what they believed to be a UFO landing 113 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,180 the Mojave Desert. 114 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,740 British intelligence determined that it was none other than Dr. Evil himself. 115 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:28,120 Soon after Dr. Evil disappeared, our best agent, his prime nemesis, Austin 116 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,060 Powers, came to this facility to have himself cryogenically frozen in the 117 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,300 eventuality of Dr. 118 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,500 Evil's return. 119 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:41,000 Vanessa, I'd like you to meet Austin Powers, the man who will save the world. 120 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,000 Oh, yeah. 121 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,980 Oh, fuck. 122 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,240 There's Dr. Evil up to his old tricks again. 123 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,420 Well, catch up to Chad, will you? So be like old times. Yeah! 124 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:16,450 Oh, Austin, I'm afraid these days find me well -retired from field work. 125 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:21,170 My job will be to confer with you over the phone while you're in Los Angeles 126 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,170 with Vanessa. 127 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,650 Vanessa? Is that your name, baby? 128 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:29,890 I was wondering what a fucking little number might call herself. 129 00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:34,570 I prefer Agent Kensington if it's all the same to you, Mr. Powers. 130 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:39,830 However, if it's all the same to me, I prefer to Roger you around like I did 131 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,830 your mother. 132 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,550 Mr. Powers? 133 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,450 Why, I never... Your mother did? Yeah! 134 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,570 I remember it like it was yesterday. 135 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,690 I remember it like it was yesterday. 136 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:57,770 Mr. Powers? Yeah. 137 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Come here. 138 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,380 Oh, skinny. 139 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,500 Get right into it, yeah. 140 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,400 Take it off. 141 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,300 Take that bum. 142 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,380 Oh, get dirty. 143 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200 Aww. 144 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,370 Get those balls. 145 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,060 Oh, yeah. 146 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,040 Oh, my God. 147 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:34,660 Oh, yes, it was. It was. 148 00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:42,060 So what's next? 149 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,960 Next, you fly to Los Angeles to infiltrate Evil's sex toy company. 150 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:50,720 It's believed he's using it as a current base of operations. 151 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,860 Dr. Evil is holding auditions for his new sex toy line where you will pose as 152 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,800 model with Vanessa posing as your agent. 153 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:00,980 Vanessa? 154 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:12,919 Good evening. 155 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:18,020 After a long and painful de -freezing process, I am ready to go back to work, 156 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,120 though I believe some pleasantries are in order. 157 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:24,400 So let's get them out of the way as quickly as we can, okay? 158 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,000 Number two, how are the kids? 159 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,420 Number three and four? 160 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,040 Very well, thank you. 161 00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:31,380 Great. 162 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:35,320 And Frau Underwarren, how are the twins, Taki and Whitey? 163 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,680 So good, Herr Doctor. Danke, Shane. 164 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,320 Wunderbar. Mr. Horkinfish, how's every last little thing? 165 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:49,500 Fine. And you, Doctor, look well, considering... Considering what? 166 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:55,960 That I've had that large piece of junk rammed up my laundry chute for the past 167 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960 30 years? 168 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,400 That painful hunk of junk that you invented, if memory serves? 169 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,640 Doctor, please. 170 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:08,440 I'm aware that you have some difficulties during your orbit, but... 171 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:14,389 I assure you, I did the best that I could do, given the technological 172 00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:15,710 of the time. 173 00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:17,469 Difficulties? Why? 174 00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:20,630 What could you be referring to? Do you mean this? 175 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,090 Oh. 176 00:34:27,870 --> 00:34:28,429 My 177 00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:35,449 biggest 178 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:36,449 apologies, Doctor. 179 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:37,690 Mr. Horkenfisch. 180 00:34:38,139 --> 00:34:40,260 I cannot hear you over your screams. 181 00:34:41,219 --> 00:34:42,300 I'm not screaming. 182 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,440 You will be. 183 00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,210 Pork and fish, will you kill yourself? 184 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:40,690 Did you invent this? 185 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,230 Yes. That's why it doesn't work. 186 00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,450 Pharaoh Underworm, will you fuck him to death, please? 187 00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:50,290 Jawohl, mein doctor. 188 00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:52,890 Schnell. No. 189 00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:57,950 No. 190 00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,950 I'm going to have my fun. 191 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,140 So how's my plan to build a giant drill in the shape of a dildo, drop a few 192 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:26,920 megaton of nukes to it as it burrows a hole into the center of the earth where 193 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,920 it explodes, 194 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:33,600 causing all the volcanoes on the planet to erupt in the biggest gargantuan 195 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:39,520 ejaculation of fire and lava we have ever seen, laying waste to the earth as 196 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,520 know it. 197 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:42,000 How's that going, good? 198 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,620 Alana and I are holding auditions for the cock molding process in the morning. 199 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,240 Then we'll be good to go. 200 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:55,300 Great. What is 201 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,900 that? 202 00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:01,660 Are you hungry? I'm always hungry. 203 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,260 Let's go eat. 204 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:05,620 Okay. 205 00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:45,270 Oh, we are getting hard. 206 00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,800 Yes, you'll lead me. 207 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,840 Yes. 208 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,740 You suck, then I suck. 209 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,480 Ah. 210 00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:08,800 Mm -hmm. 211 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,380 That's good. 212 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,160 Yes, you get the pussy ready for the cock? 213 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,560 Yes. 214 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:16,900 Mm -hmm. 215 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:18,740 Oh, yes. 216 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:24,340 Yes, suck it. Suck it all up. Mm -hmm. 217 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,660 Yes. 218 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:28,388 Mm -hmm. 219 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:31,350 Mm -hmm. 220 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:35,670 Mm -hmm. 221 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:36,930 Mm -hmm. 222 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:45,470 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 223 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:49,730 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 224 00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:52,110 Mm -hmm. 225 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:55,530 Mm -hmm. 226 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,210 Yes, just like that. 227 00:39:07,130 --> 00:39:11,430 Oh yes, such a knife. 228 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,000 And what do you have for me? 229 00:43:26,029 --> 00:43:27,430 uh huh 230 00:48:58,250 --> 00:48:59,250 Very good, thank you. 231 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,370 How's Austin? 232 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,570 Asleep. Asleep? 233 00:49:03,030 --> 00:49:04,630 You didn't, Vanessa. 234 00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:06,890 Mother, I assure you. 235 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:11,470 Well, I'm sure he won't stay on the sofa for long. Mother. 236 00:49:11,930 --> 00:49:14,170 He certainly didn't stay on mine. 237 00:49:14,470 --> 00:49:16,330 Mother, I'd rather not think about that. 238 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,620 I'd rather not think about his penis, Mother, if it's all the same to you. 239 00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,960 Is everything all set up for the toy company? 240 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,400 Yes, dear. 241 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,740 I faxed you directions to the company's headquarters. 242 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,700 It should be there. 243 00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:42,400 Call me afterwards with whatever you find out. 244 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,600 And above all else, be careful, dear. 245 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,560 Okay. Kisses, dear. 246 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,760 Kisses. 247 00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:53,060 Morning, Vanessa. 248 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,339 Good morning, Austin. 249 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:56,560 Is that Mrs. Kensington? 250 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:58,140 Mm -hmm. 251 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,200 So what's this for again? We make a drill to go down, down into the ground. 252 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:13,580 And I want it giant, how you say, organic. 253 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:17,300 But I want big, like grande, grosso. 254 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:21,980 So when it goes down, all the way into the ground, I make boom. 255 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,380 Everything goes on fire everywhere. 256 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,600 Comprende? Yeah, I guess. 257 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,760 Let's just hurry and get this over with. 258 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,300 It's not good, how you say? Piccolo, piccolo? 259 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,040 Too small. 260 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:37,540 Not good. 261 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,240 Ciao. 262 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,260 A presto, how you say? Next. 263 00:50:53,710 --> 00:50:56,130 and of willing female models who spoke on the phone. 264 00:50:56,590 --> 00:50:58,190 Hmm. Si, bene. 265 00:50:58,570 --> 00:50:59,570 And you must be? 266 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,790 Please allow myself to introduce myself. 267 00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:06,750 Burton, Burton Baccarat. But you could call me Burt, baby. 268 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:09,370 Si, um, a lot. 269 00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:10,770 A lot of vagina. 270 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:16,110 I'll just have to take your word on that now, won't I? Yeah! 271 00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:19,390 And you all... My name's number two. 272 00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:22,690 Were your parents mathematicians? 273 00:51:23,450 --> 00:51:25,750 No, actually they worked in sewage. Why? 274 00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:29,950 You look awfully familiar, Mr. Baccarat. I feel like we've met before. 275 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:31,890 Do you want to see my pepperoncini? 276 00:51:32,210 --> 00:51:33,210 Probably okay, si. 277 00:51:33,870 --> 00:51:38,550 Can I get a little music, baby? A little mood lighting? Yeah! 278 00:51:42,910 --> 00:51:44,890 It's that kind of audition. Okay. 279 00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:48,970 Ah, si. 280 00:51:49,450 --> 00:51:50,450 Bene, bene. 281 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,689 Numero due. 282 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:52,690 Si, very good. 283 00:51:53,230 --> 00:51:54,230 Pretty good. 284 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:55,270 Of course. 285 00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:58,630 Mold it. Right away. I'll call Dr. Ewell and give him the good news. 286 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,610 Mr. Bacharach, thank you. 287 00:52:03,270 --> 00:52:06,790 Uh, Mr. Two, might you show me to the restroom on your way out? 288 00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:07,669 Oh, of course. 289 00:52:07,670 --> 00:52:08,670 Follow me. 290 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:39,090 Number two, we found the penis. 291 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:41,010 It's magnificent. 292 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:43,210 A lot is molding it now. 293 00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:47,310 As soon as she's finished, we'll have the lab fashioned into the dildo drill. 294 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:52,850 Then they'll fill it with nukes and hoist it into the mine shaft. 295 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:57,130 All you've got to do then is you've got to call the UN and demand the ransom. 296 00:53:01,550 --> 00:53:02,890 Make sure you don't forget. 297 00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:04,730 Goodbye, Doug. 298 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:06,640 Yes. I love you, too. 299 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:15,240 Now, time to take my reward. 300 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,780 Uh, Mr. Sue, this is a ladies' room. So it is. 301 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:29,740 What's this? 302 00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:33,760 Oh, it's, um, it's... 303 00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:39,970 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to distract me, Miss... Kensington. 304 00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:41,870 Kensington? 305 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:44,410 That's not the name you gave me at the audition. 306 00:53:47,970 --> 00:53:49,570 Relax. I don't bite. 307 00:53:49,930 --> 00:53:51,290 As long as you don't. 308 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:09,650 Big shit. 309 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,560 I'll see you next time. 310 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,920 I love when you suck my balls. 311 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:20,610 Here we go. 312 00:57:22,350 --> 00:57:23,350 Oh. 313 00:57:26,690 --> 00:57:27,850 Oh, fuck. 314 00:57:28,770 --> 00:57:31,370 Yeah, see, baby, see? 315 00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:35,390 Oh. Oh, yeah. 316 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,760 Oh, not fratting. 317 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,540 Wow. 318 01:00:58,890 --> 01:00:59,890 I will fit still. 319 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,160 Mwah. 320 01:18:03,530 --> 01:18:05,050 I love when you suck my balls. 321 01:18:07,090 --> 01:18:08,090 Oh, 322 01:18:08,430 --> 01:18:11,310 yeah. 323 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:14,450 Oh, yeah. 324 01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:34,420 Yeah. 325 01:19:44,650 --> 01:19:45,650 Wow. 326 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,320 footstool and 327 01:36:20,750 --> 01:36:21,810 Yeah, baby. 328 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:26,030 Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 329 01:37:26,250 --> 01:37:28,150 That really hit the spot. Business awaits. 330 01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,750 Good day. 331 01:37:32,350 --> 01:37:35,050 Oh, by the way, how's your mother? 332 01:37:35,770 --> 01:37:36,770 My mother? 333 01:37:37,690 --> 01:37:39,090 Agent Kensington? 334 01:37:40,370 --> 01:37:45,030 She's, um, she's, uh, uh -oh. 335 01:37:46,570 --> 01:37:49,590 The jig is up, Mr. Backrack. 336 01:37:49,830 --> 01:37:51,250 Or should I say Mr. 337 01:37:51,490 --> 01:37:53,210 Powers? Austin Powers. 338 01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:56,320 I want to have that beautiful, groomy cat. 339 01:37:56,780 --> 01:37:57,940 My name's Chuck. 340 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:04,360 First name, Judo. That was a close one, eh? 341 01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:05,980 Austin, look out! 342 01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:09,660 Hello, 343 01:38:16,420 --> 01:38:17,560 Austin Bowers. 344 01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,220 How does it feel to be in my prison? 345 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:23,280 Take a look at the screen above you. 346 01:38:23,850 --> 01:38:26,510 That is Operation Poop Shoots. 347 01:38:29,370 --> 01:38:31,130 What? Why are you laughing? 348 01:38:31,610 --> 01:38:32,610 Stop it. 349 01:38:33,030 --> 01:38:34,890 Operation Poop Shoots is no joke. 350 01:38:38,950 --> 01:38:40,570 It's time for you two to die. 351 01:38:41,450 --> 01:38:44,410 Please give a warm welcome to your assassins of the evening. 352 01:38:45,030 --> 01:38:46,050 Don't send them by. 353 01:38:49,190 --> 01:38:51,030 You'll never get away with this, evil. 354 01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:57,360 Ben, what do we do? 355 01:38:57,600 --> 01:38:58,660 Don't worry, baby. 356 01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:00,000 Follow my lead. 357 01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:13,440 Yeah, yeah. 358 01:39:39,150 --> 01:39:40,150 Yeah, circle. 359 01:50:48,750 --> 01:50:49,750 Did you call in the ransom? 360 01:50:50,710 --> 01:50:54,170 I was under the impression you were going to call. Remember? I told you not 361 01:50:54,170 --> 01:50:55,170 forget. 362 01:50:56,090 --> 01:50:57,090 Hmm. 363 01:50:57,950 --> 01:50:58,950 Yeah, really. 364 01:51:00,110 --> 01:51:02,130 I wish you would have told me harder. 365 01:51:03,030 --> 01:51:04,170 Hmm, what do we do? 366 01:51:06,010 --> 01:51:07,030 Pussy doodle. 367 01:51:07,850 --> 01:51:08,850 What? 368 01:51:11,390 --> 01:51:14,890 And they got sprayed with a poop chute. I mean, the pop shot. 369 01:51:15,110 --> 01:51:16,110 What are we going to do? 370 01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:27,800 Okay, we should go. 371 01:51:28,460 --> 01:51:29,860 I 372 01:51:29,860 --> 01:51:39,120 can't 373 01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:44,340 leave you here. 374 01:51:58,160 --> 01:51:59,160 seconds ago? 375 01:51:59,500 --> 01:52:01,080 Uh, I suppose. 376 01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:02,600 But you have to hurry, Austin. 377 01:52:03,040 --> 01:52:04,900 Well, I mean, it's not really fair. 378 01:52:05,240 --> 01:52:09,680 They're going to build a drill in the shape of my penis to destroy the world. 379 01:52:09,700 --> 01:52:12,320 They can at least build an accurate clock to tell time. 380 01:52:12,560 --> 01:52:13,560 Don't you think? 381 01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:14,478 Two minutes. 382 01:52:14,480 --> 01:52:15,480 Two minutes. 383 01:52:15,580 --> 01:52:18,300 See, that wasn't even 30 seconds. Austin! Right. 384 01:52:21,200 --> 01:52:26,080 Well, that's really easy. I conveniently place the abort button in the evil 385 01:52:26,080 --> 01:52:27,080 lair. 386 01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:39,660 Do not touch that conveniently placed abort button or I will shoot you. 387 01:52:42,780 --> 01:52:46,900 You don't really think your bullets are faster than my hands, do you? 388 01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:53,120 What are you doing? 389 01:52:56,520 --> 01:52:57,980 What are you doing? 390 01:52:58,720 --> 01:53:00,820 Stop it. Don't do that. Don't do that. 391 01:53:02,900 --> 01:53:03,858 Stop it. 392 01:53:03,860 --> 01:53:04,860 Stop it. 393 01:53:05,130 --> 01:53:06,270 Stop doing that. 394 01:53:10,810 --> 01:53:11,810 Don't look at that. 395 01:53:15,050 --> 01:53:16,050 Don't. 396 01:53:17,410 --> 01:53:18,410 Look at me. 397 01:53:20,370 --> 01:53:25,890 I didn't look. I'm just looking at it. Don't look at that. 398 01:53:26,130 --> 01:53:27,470 I didn't touch it. Look at me. 399 01:53:27,710 --> 01:53:29,910 I didn't touch it. 400 01:53:30,290 --> 01:53:31,290 I'm here. 401 01:53:32,770 --> 01:53:33,770 I didn't look. 402 01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:35,960 Hi, dear. 403 01:53:36,180 --> 01:53:37,180 Stop it. 404 01:53:38,780 --> 01:53:41,200 Don't touch it. You're so close. Don't touch it. 405 01:53:42,220 --> 01:53:44,440 Don't touch it. Stop doing that. Stop it. 406 01:53:45,380 --> 01:53:46,380 Stop it. 407 01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:48,360 Stop. You're a bully. 408 01:53:48,500 --> 01:53:49,500 Don't do that. 409 01:54:15,470 --> 01:54:20,670 only one person that could stop us. Vanessa, I'd like you to meet Austin 410 01:54:21,390 --> 01:54:23,910 There's Dr. Evil up to his old tricks again. 411 01:54:24,410 --> 01:54:26,310 Austin Powers must... 412 01:54:47,050 --> 01:54:48,050 Austin Powers! 413 01:54:51,730 --> 01:54:52,730 Ow! 414 01:54:53,410 --> 01:54:54,870 Did I chip a tooth? 415 01:54:55,790 --> 01:54:57,550 No, Austin, on the contrary. 416 01:54:57,830 --> 01:55:00,150 Your beautiful smile saved the world. 417 01:55:04,530 --> 01:55:06,670 No, Austin, we have to go. 418 01:55:09,090 --> 01:55:13,230 I'm not going to lie, Vanessa, I kind of have an erection right now. 419 01:55:13,650 --> 01:55:14,910 Okay, well, hurry up. 420 01:55:15,690 --> 01:55:17,550 I'm just going to stay here for a minute. 421 01:55:25,930 --> 01:55:28,570 Oh, oh yeah. 422 01:55:29,050 --> 01:55:30,990 We don't need to get into Austin Powers. 423 01:55:52,590 --> 01:55:56,110 I don't know if it's giant, but it definitely does the job. 424 01:55:58,090 --> 01:55:59,090 Sorry Dr. 425 01:55:59,270 --> 01:56:00,270 Evil got away. 426 01:56:00,430 --> 01:56:01,750 We'll find him. 427 01:56:02,890 --> 01:56:07,650 Now, have a glass of champagne and enjoy the night, you two. You've earned it. 428 01:56:07,790 --> 01:56:08,790 Thank you, Mother. 429 01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:29,080 Oh, mother. 27656