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Oh, I was thinking.

Maybe this Saturday you could take
Daphne to the science center. Oh, don't

worry. I've got plans.

Mom, please don't take her to the makeup
counter again.

But we haven't figured out her palate
yet.

She barely has teeth. She doesn't have a
palate.

Not that palate.

Never mind. Listen, guess what? We're
babysitting Daphne this weekend.

Yeah, because Courtney's going on her
girl's trip and you're making me go to

electric car expo in San Diego.

I'm not making you go.

I just said one of us has to go, and it
ain't gonna be me.

Thanks for clarifying.

Oh, baby, I'm excited. We'll have fun
with her.

Yeah, now, babe, but, you know, this
weekend, we were supposed to...

Baby,

that won't take all weekend.

Not with that attitude.

Okay, bye!

Good. Jim and I have a painting class
Saturday night. Your dad can watch her

then. Just bring her over whenever you
want.

Yeah.

Here's the thing. I need you to stay at
my place.

What?

You see how mobile Daphne's getting and
your house isn't baby -proofed.

So? Our house wasn't baby -proofed when
you were little. And you survived.

Yeah, barely.

Remember the time I jumped off the top
bunk and knocked out a tooth?

It was a baby tooth.

You were going to lose that anyway.

Plus, you learned something. You never
did it again.

Yes, he did. He thought the problem was
he wasn't wearing a cape.

Well, he doubled his money with the
tooth fairy.

Come on, Marty is right.

About what?

You guys having a healthy debate?

I want in.

Dave, Marty says that Daphne can't stay
at our house because it's not baby

-proofed. Totally agree.

Thank you.

Mind your own business, Dave.

Oh, and I want to watch Daphne at our
house.

Yeah, of course you do. And your place
is the death trap.

I can hardly let Grover over there. The
potpourri in your powder room looks like

corn chips.

Your boy shouldn't be eating anything he
finds in the bathroom.

Don't worry, Marty. We will baby -proof.

Thanks, Mom. What are you talking about?
I didn't agree to that.

Okay.

After some thought, yeah, I agree.

Welcome to the block. Welcome to the
neighborhood.

Welcome to the hood.

Wedding gift.

Arabian oak.

That may be, but I don't like the look
of those corners.

What about the corners?

Let me show you.

That's a concussion, if you're lucky.

I'd recommend padded corner protectors.

Done. Done?

Yeah. Tina, come on. Babies have
survived tables for centuries.

Calvin, we're doing this.

Now, let's talk about this recliner.

Got a toddler just crawling around.

Hey, where's my horsey? He's so hungry,
he wants some hay.

And then you sit up.

Ow!

That's a broken arm, if you're lucky.
Oh, Daphne!

Yeah, it's not Daphne.

Hey, this is my chair, man. Yeah, well,
I can put a recliner lock on it.

Well, then it would cease to be a
recliner.

We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take
it! Okay, it's just expensive.

Can you really put a price on protecting
your child's safety? Well, you do.

Fine, come on, let me see the total.

Here's what your rough estimate is so
far.

Are you baby -proofing just my house, or
is this all a Pasadena?

You know what? No. I'll baby -proof the
house myself. Come on. It's time for you

to go. You're out. Hey, I think you're
making a mistake. Yeah, I think you're

taking too long to leave. Go, go, go.

Oh, oh, oh.

And take Annabelle with you.

But that was Daphne.

It's not Daphne.

Four, five.

And one more to go.

What about the cabinets?

They're full of glasses.

They're five feet off the ground, Dave.
She's a baby.

For now.

Calvin, babies grow up.

Yes, and when they do, they get to drink
out of glasses.

Where's my screwdriver?

I put it in the drawer. It's very sharp.
Okay.

Okay, all right. How do you open this
thing? I don't even... Well, you push,

press, pull. Press, you press it, and
then you pull? No, Calvin, this is...

a push? No, no. You push. I am, no.
Don't do that. You push.

Hey, hey, hey.

You two are going to wake Daphne.

Dave blocked my screwdriver in the
drawer.

Oh, Lord.

Why don't you just call the guy with the
doll back to come fix this?

No, no.

Maybe that man was a psychopath.

Look, I promise you, this house will be
perfectly Daphne -proofed. Yeah, we'll

even get rid of the potpourri that looks
like Fritos.

Nobody else eats it, Dave.

Well, I am going to my sip and paint art
class for the gym, okay? If Daphne

wakes up, remember, Marty said no
screens. You can play the shapey game

her. Oh.

Yes, she does love the shapey game.

Can I play the shapey game with her? No,
it's a pop -pop thing.

I told you it was push. You never said
you never said push.

You told me to push the thing, and I
said, and I told you. Hey, hey, press,

pull, slide. It's not that hard.

I can't believe I've never been in your
bathroom before.

I always imagined softer lighting in
here.

See?

Get your imagination out of my bathroom.

I get naked in here.

Are you sure you're putting that thing
on right?

No.

You got me so annoyed, the outside knob
fell off.

Is that bad?

Yeah, it is now. Because we're locked
in.

So we're stuck in here?

Okay, all right.

Calvin, call 3 -1 -1.

What's 3 -1 -1?

Well, it's like 911, but not as urgent.

I left my phone outside.

Where's yours?

Well, it's charging in the kitchen.

I didn't want it to be dead in case
there was an emergency.

Well, how's that working out for you?

Well, I'm pretty sure it's charged.

What was that?

Is that Daphne?

No, she can't get out of her crib.

Now is the time she figures out how to
climb out of her crib?

Okay, everything's fine. The house is
fully baby -proof, right?

Well, we never got to those upper
cabinets, and clearly, she's a climber.

This is very stressful. I've got to pee.
You better hold it. I can't hold it.

Good evening, my fellow artiste.

I hope everyone brought their muse
tonight. If not, try the Chablis.

Okay, just a little joke, everyone.

Tonight's inspiration is Girl in the
Pink Dress by Laura Wheeler Waring.

Ready, set, feel.

I hope I'm not bad at this. Oh, no,
you'll be fine. Just have fun.

Don't try to compare yourself to me.
Some of us just have a natural talent.

Oh, well, those were the teacher's words
last time, and I can't judge. I mean,

he wouldn't know what she's talking
about.

Jimmy, what are you doing?

I'm making sure Grover's being safe with
the microwave. He's making himself

dinner for the first time.

Jimmy, he's 14.

When I was 7, I was frying bacon. Give
me that.

Less of this and more of this.

Besides, Grover needs to learn life
skills.

You just did Malcolm's laundry. Excuse
me, I did not.

Well, I didn't fold it.

Well, I folded the fitted sheets. I
mean, no man can fold fitted sheets.

Let me just shut up and let paint.

Hey, Daphne, it's your Uncle Dave.

Yeah, now, you know what a phone is,
right?

Yeah, now, it's right there. Now, pick
it up.

Yeah, yeah, you did it. And now bring
the phone.

Why don't you throw the phone?

She's got a good arm for a toddler,
right?

Now she's holding a stuffed animal.

What?

It's not a stuffed animal, Dave.

That's Sondra.

Who's Sondra?

My favorite wig.

You ever seen her wear a wig before? No,
no, no, no. It's Venus.

It's named after Sondra from 227.

Used to have a crush on her back in the
day.

Okay, take that off, baby.

Dad, yeah, okay.

Okay, yes. She's picking up the phone
again. Dad, Dad.

Bring the phone to Papa.

We're just sliding under the door. Come
on.

No, no, no, no, no.

She's walking away.

She's calling somebody. Who could she be
calling? Get out of the way.

Daphne, don't worry.

Uncle David's coming.

All right. Come on, come on. You're all
right. You good?

All right, let's try the other shoulder.
Come on.

Trey, how did you get in here?

I have a key.

I didn't give you a key.

I didn't say you did.

Hey, this green juice in your fridge,
yeah, it's killing it.

That's on purpose, Trey.

Weird.

Why were you doing slow -mo kung fu?

That is tai chi, okay?

It's about clearing the mind, finding my
balance, and entering my aura.

You forgot where you came from.

We used to eat gas station hot dogs. Now
you drinking salad?

Please, I am the same man, okay?

Now, if you don't mind scooting over, I
have to carry the moon.

Well, when you set the moon down, you've
got like six missed calls from your

dad. Oh, what?

He must have forgot his streaming
passwords again.

What's the emergency?

I got to catch him before he changes
them, Trey.

$18 for this?

For $18, the old Malcolm would have got
a big gulp in a shirt.

Well, all right.

You're doing pretty good for a rookie.

But a little tip.

The painting's called Girl in Pink
Dress, so maybe a little less yellow.

It just spoke to me. I think she wants
to be yellow.

Oh, this rosé is terrible.

It's white wine.

You dipped your paintbrush in it.

Huh. In that case, it was pretty good.

Man, my mama's not answering either.

You know, this stuff really grows on
you. Like, the first two didn't do much

me, but this third one, it's hitting.

Three? You owe me $54, Trey.

Ooh, I'm not paying that for juice.

Man, I can't just sit here. I gotta go
check on my parents.

You think my skin looks better?

Okay, wow, a lot of good painters here
tonight.

But this person was doing more sipping
than painting.

Whoa. Whoever painted this has a real
gift.

I have been here before, so I don't know
how it is.

The emotions, the pain, the deep tones,
you really captured the black

experience. Oh, stop it, but...

Thank you. Oh, wow. Thank you so much.

No, not that one. Wait, what?

This one.

This one screams Harlem Renaissance.

It does?

Yay.

But it's called Girl in Pink, and that
one is in yellow.

But it's not about copying. It's about
interpreting.

Yes.

And that is what a natural artist does.

Very good.

Yours is good, too, Tina.

Oh, yes, yes, it's very nice.

I would pull back on the shading a
little bit.

But, you know, art is subjective, so if
you like it, I love it, my sister.

Again, very good job.

She was drinking paint.

Okay, we're ready.

I've used dental floss to secure this
loofah brush to the accordion fold

mirror. Now, all I have to do is extend
it into the other room and drag the

phone under the door.

You ready?

I'm ready to watch you do it.

Okay. Watch and learn.

Oh, yeah.

You did your thing, MacGyver.

Well, I don't see you coming up with any
better ideas.

You know what?

The shapey game. What?

The shapey game.

That's what Daphne and Pop -Pop do. We
match the shapes with the holes.

Okay, well, play the shapey game with
her. Do it.

Daphne.

Daph -Daph puts the square in the square
hole.

Pop -Pop puts the star in the star hole.

Think what the Daph -Daph do.

Well, Daph, Daph.

Daph, Daph. Daph, Daph.

Daph, Daph.

Daph, Daph. Daph, Daph. Daph, Daph.
Daph, Daph. Daph, Daph. Daph, Daph.

Daph. Where is she?

Daph, Daph.

It's no time to play hide and seek.

It's never the time for this type of
vandalism.

Dave, help me find her before, you
know... Hey, hey. Oh, uh, Marty.

Wow.

Yeah, so you're home early.

Oh, yeah, man, I decided not to spend
the night. You know, the people at

electric battery conventions are not the
party animals you would expect.

Go figure.

Uh, well, you look definitely really
trashed the place. Oh, man, well, you

pop -pop time. You know, I...

I can't say no.

All right, well, I'm just going to get
out of Chris. Yeah, she's not in her,

Chris.

What? She should be asleep now.

Well, and she might be, as far as we
know.

Dad?

We're playing hide -and -seek. And, you
know, we're doing the seeking. That's

all. Okay, well, game's over, because
the daddy monster always finds his

Daphne!

What's going on here?

Okay. You know what? Full disclosure is,
uh, we were baby -proofing the house,

as you requested, and Dave and I got
stuck in the bathroom for a few minutes.

A few minutes? More like two hours.

Dave.

You said full disclosure.

Look, you know, here's the thing, is
that... Daphne is fine.

And the house was baby -proof, so
everything was safe. And even more

your mother needs to not know anything
about any of this.

Okay, fine.

So how are you going to explain the
wall?

What wall?

Oh, damn.

experience. Why don't you tell me how I
feel?

So, uh, fun night?

Sure. Is Daphne asleep?

Oh, actually, Marty came back early from
San Diego and took her home. Well, we

had fun.

Oh, good.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, this is fantastic. Talk about Harlem
Renaissance.

You did your thing, babe.

Actually, I did my thing.

Gemma, Gemma, you did that?

Have you been taking secret art classes?

Why does everybody keep asking me that?

Oh, this one is nice, too.

Wow, this is really... You know what?

I actually like this one better.

It's the shading that I love.

She did not enjoy the class.

Gosh, Gemma, this is really, really
good. Aw.

Why does your breath smell like paint?

Um, why is Sandra out?

Dave, were you in Tina's closet?

Yes. Yes.

And why are there wet Cheerios in her?

David, did you put Cheerios in Tina's
wig?

Yes. Dave!

Should I be worried?

Yes.

Hey, Tom, are you okay?

Yeah. Uh, why?

Because you called me like six times.
Oh, which is good.

You called Malcolm six times.

Why?

Malcolm, I called you because...

I forgot the password to the streamer.
Oh, yes.

I knew it. They are all saved on your
phone.

You just got to turn on the facial
recognition.

I don't want them people knowing my
face.

Well, I'm going to let you two figure it
out. I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

Good night. What happened to the wall?

Wall?

Calvin. I'm out.

You too.

It was Dave.