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I'm not sure if this one's going to make it.

I'm here for the medical exam.

Ah, good. You are in the right place.

Yes, ma 'am.

You are recruit, no?

Yes, ma 'am. Okay.

Well, are you ready for your physical exam?

I've been born ready.

You definitely seem very eager.

Okay, why don't I have you have a seat right here.

All right.

Got to calm my nerves, man.

Yeah.

You get a little white coat syndrome?

Some might say.

All right.

Dr. Chase, right?

I'm sorry? Dr. Chase, right? Dr. Chase, yeah. All right.

I'm just going to listen to your heart. Just go ahead and breathe normally.

A little excited.

Now I want you to take a big breath in.

And out.

And again.

And out.

And again.

And out.

One more time.

Good help right now. Yep. Go ahead and sit a little closer to the edge of the

chair All right, and we're gonna do it from the back side. Yes One more time

me And now And

I lied to you one more time Nice big breath in and

out

All right, now I'm just going to listen to those tummy noises. All right. Just

relax.

You don't have to take a big breath. Just relax.

Okay. Did you eat anything this morning?

I've had a few beef jerky.

Okay.

High in protein.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Keeping me strong.

Yeah. Any water?

Oh, yeah, lots of water. I'm really hydrated.

Fully engorged, if you ask me.

Awesome. All right. Well, now I am just going to take your pulse rate. Oh, okay.

Just relax.

A little excited.

I'm trying, man. I'm trying. Okay.

Let me just... My whole entire family's served, so like I got to keep it in the

family, you know? I'm just going to make a couple of little notes, and then

we're going to do some measurements.

All right.

Okay.

I know I'm a perfect candidate.

So far, you're checking all the right boxes.

Okay.

Tape measure right here.

Go ahead and stand up for me. Yes, ma 'am.

And we're going to put you right here. Okay.

You can just relax.

I'm just going to do your shoulders real quick.

You know what?

I need to do a physical exam, like a thorough eye.

Do you mind just taking off your shirt right now? Of course.

Whatever we've got to do.

That way I can give you a tip -to -tip on shoulders here.

Do your shoulders right here. Just relax your shoulders.

Look up for me.

There you go.

And I'm just checking.

There we go.

Awesome. Let's see your wingspan here.

Are you planning on flying at all?

I hope so.

I'd love to be an officer.

Okay.

All right.

Go ahead and stick the other one out.

I'm willing to do the schoolie too.

Some hypermobility. Okay.

We're just going to go around your chest.

Perfect. Ooh, that's a little cold. Yeah, sorry. My hands are a little

No, the tape measures.

Oh.

Nine.

And the length.

Got 32.

And I'll do the hip streaks.

We are at 41 and a half.

Okay, put those hands down. Yes, ma 'am.

Although, basic training, you're going to be having those hands up with a

weapon.

I'll do what it takes.

I'm born ready.

All right.

Let me see those biceps.

Big and strong?

Big and strong. Okay.

All right.

Relax. All right. And we're going to do a flex.

Nice and big and strong.

We have 14.

And then I just want you to relax your arm. All right.

Shake it loose. Shake it off. Shake it off.

And then 12, 14.

Let me see the symmetry.

Okay.

Very close. Good job.

14 as well.

Shake it loose.

Just let it hang.

Let it hang.

This one's a little bit bigger. You're at 12 and a half on that one.

I'll take it.

Are you left -handed?

I'm not, actually. You're right -handed. Oh, yeah. Very interesting. I'll take

that as a note.

Well, we got your resting heart rate. It was a little high.

Let's go over here.

We'll do a kind of cardiac output of it. Okay.

Give you a little stress and check your heart rate there. Come over here. All

right.

Okay, we're right over here.

All right.

Take a step up here on the treadmill.

All right.

I've never used one of these before. It is self -propelled, so you run it.

So just go?

Yep, just go ahead and give me a nice brisk walk.

All right. Nice brisk walk. Yeah.

Let's go.

There you go.

Got a feel for the team?

I think so.

Okay.

That's okay.

You can walk a little bit faster for me.

And if you want, ride out to a nice, good, good, good go. There you go.

There it is.

That's what I'm looking for.

This is a little natural walk for me.

I know it's a little hard in this, but just a little bit longer.

Keep going. There you go.

Kind of feels like you're walking uphill, walking on sand.

It does. It does.

It really gets that.

Alright,

I'll have you have a seat.

15 seconds. I was checking it did slow down. So you do have a good solid cardio

Congratulations Okay And

I'm just gonna grab my notes and I think there's just a couple other things we

need to do all right

to get a semen sample.

A semen sample?

Yeah, I'm ready, man. I want to be a soldier.

Okay.

Okay.

I just need one more or a couple more measurements from you. Okay. We're going

to do one soft and one engorged. Huh?

Cock size, yeah.

What? Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's part of the measurements.

Oh,

so you're already engorged. Okay, well, I guess we'll just get the engorgement

measurements here.

Got eight and a half.

All right. From the base as well.

Right here, eight and a half.

Okay.

We'll do around.

in a couple of spots.

We've got six and a half.

Good measurements, right?

Very good.

Six and a half.

That's definitely six and a half.

And then around the base of the arm.

Excuse me.

Okay, perfect.

Pretty solid all the way through.

So this is all standard medical exams for entrance into the military, right?

I didn't imagine it would be like this.

Well, modern day military is a little different now.

Oh. So, you ready to get started on that semen collection?

Yeah, yeah.

Whoa.

I'm here to help.

Yeah.

Oh? Mm -hmm.

Oh,

okay.

This is the extraction method?

Mm -hmm.

This is standard, right?

Oh, very standard.

Like I said, we like to do things differently around here.

Yeah.

Quite large.

Half around.

It's standing at the position of attention.

Yes, you are.

Something tells me you're a good extractor.

I've been told.

I like to be very hands -on with my patients.

and make sure I go.

Complete proper semen collection.

You have very special talent.

You know what?

Since you are so enlarged

Just sit back right over here.

I'm gonna try a different technique.

Just sit on the edge.

Perfect.

I like being in between those big beautiful breaths

I think we're going to have a very good time.

Why don't I have you

have a seat on my chair?

They're caught good and hard and wet.

Let me settle in on that.

Oh, yeah.

I feel good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, slow, doctor. Oh, slow, okay.

I'm not ready for the extraction yet. Oh, not yet?

Yeah. Oh, if you're not ready for that extraction just yet.

I mean, the good doctor does have another hole available.

Another hole?

Yeah.

Keep doing it, just like that.

Yeah.

Maybe I can flip around.

Nice,

long, low strokes.

Thank you.

Ooh.

Dear

They're both so tight on it.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. You like that?

Oh, so done, so done, so done. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can't even see that procedure.

Stick it in an angle.

Feels so good.

collected in my mouth.

your target.

I wouldn't call you a marksman.