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Good night, doll.

Good night.

Oh.

Did you?

No, I did earlier.

Yeah, me too.

You know, that drive and all that
eating.

Yeah.

Tomorrow.

Kind of early for sunbathing, isn't it?

Yeah.

What are you doing today?

I don't know.

Try to relax, I guess.

Sit around by the pool.

Lazy bones.

We're out of here.

Let's go.

Ace outfit.

I don't think you're going to dress like
that.

Think it'll shave a stroke off my game?

Two strokes.

Hey, hey, wait, wait. We've got big
money on today's game. Don't give him

ideas. Your club's in the car? If
they're not, it's going to be a short

go. This is so neat, having our very own
pool to ourselves.

We should go on vacation rolls more
often.

How about Vail?

Vail? My God, we'd have to float alone.

Besides, we've already put down money on
the condo in Tahoe.

Ah, put down a deposit.

We'll talk about veal later. Gotta go.
Let's go.

You win that money.

Bye, guys.

Bye, guys.

I made some fresh coffee. Want some?

No, thanks.

Spend that ditch water that we get at
work. It's French vanilla.

No, I'm not in the mood for coffee
today.

I'm feeling a little edgy.

You know what I am in the mood for?

What?

A mimosa. I have not had a mimosa in the
morning since forever.

Should we? Let's do it.

Where do they hide the glasses around
here?

You know, everything I send to Pearson
comes back with so many editorial notes

on it, I feel like it should have a
grade on it and a note attached saying,

me.

Well, at least it's got your name on it.
Yeah.

Don't worry, just pour it. It looks
yummy.

So,

I

have to have this thing ready by...

Friday. You will.

And, you know, I hate tan lines.

Me too.

You know, there's nobody around.

I'll take my top off.

Absolutely.

You know, the thing about writing is
that people are always trying to give

advice.

And guidance.

And just sometimes you just need to go
into your own room and just do it by

yourself.

Sounds like my sex life lately.

Really?

Hmm?

You know, get yourself off.

No, no. I was just kidding.

No.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. What?

Yeah, I do get myself off. I don't know
why I said I didn't, because I do.

Me too.

It's not that Brad and I... I mean, he's
terrific and all, but... Joel and I,

like, we get on the schedule from hell,
and it's... Yeah, and before you know

it, a couple of weeks have gone by since
you did it, and the pressure builds up.

A couple of weeks? God.

Glad I'm not the only one.

I think I do it a lot.

Me?

Like, how often?

Well, you know, it varies.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.

I mean, a couple of times a week. Maybe
three or four.

Me too.

Let me ask you something.

Do you ever think about Bran?

Sometimes.

Sometimes I just fantasize.

Me too.

What do you fantasize about?

Well, I don't know.

Sometimes I imagine a door -to -door
salesman.

Oh, the kind that comes to the door and
you're not wearing much?

No, I'm wearing my white satin robe.

You know the one with nothing on
underneath.

And I feel daring.

So you open the door anyway and let him
in.

Have you ever seen a door -to -door
salesman? No, have you?

No.

Well, I lead him into the dining room,
and he's looking me over real good while

he gets all this stuff out of his case.

So I see him looking, and I mean way
over.

Yeah, and he acts gently on purpose.

Big, hard -on.

Oh, yeah.

So big he's having trouble hiding it.

So we flew around, testing his wares.

Teasing and flirting until we're
getting, mmm, so hot.

And then I turn around to get my
checkbook, and I really give him a look.

Oh, yeah, he's getting so hot, he's
getting me hot. Oh, yeah.

And I figure it's only a matter of time
before he gets so hot he takes things

into his own hands. And then he loses
control and grabs me.

Oh, yeah.

He kisses me, fondles my breath, and I
usually come by now.

I gotta get in the pool. I'm getting hot
talking like this. Me too.

Oh my god, the pool! Oh, shit!

Kind of cute.

Maybe we should let him in and give him
a look.

Charge his battery for him.

Like our salesman.

Oh, he was getting me hot.

Oh, yeah.

Hot, yeah.

See my nipples?

They're still so hard.

Don't worry, he can't see.

Me too.

thinking what I'm thinking.

This is so naughty.

I want to do it now.

Why don't you take the couch and I'll go
into the bedroom.

Unless... Unless?

We could both do it here.

So we can watch it at the same time.

Oh my.

Should we?

Okay.

I am so wet.

Just... Thinking about it.

God.

Poor baby.

You know, suddenly I'm feeling a little
funny about this.

I'm not sure.

Well, what's the difference?

We're both going to do it in different
rooms.

True.

I just don't know what to do first, I
guess.

With you here.

I know.

You watch me and the pole man get it on.

Woohoo!

So beautiful.

I'm getting up up there so hard.

We forgot all about the poem.

It's already gone.

What was exciting was to be doing it,
but not doing it alone.

Right. God, that was intense.

Coast is clear.

Oh, I need a drink.

Should we hit the pool?

Yeah.

Do you want to ease in or plunge in?

Plunge.

Here goes.

I hope it's warm.

They're still shaky.

Mine, too. God, that was something.

I needed that.

Me, too.

God, you're fantastic looking when you
come.

Oh, God, I can't believe I just said
that.

Do you think I'm secretly a diet?

We're voyeurs, that's all.

Brad would have a coronary if he found
out.

Joe would, too.

No, I'd take that back.

Joe would be so turned on. He would not
let it rest until we did it again and

let him watch.

Seriously?

Yeah. Are you kidding, Joe?

I don't know. We may have to slow down a
little bit.

I need to think about that.

No hurry.

That's right.

We got all weekend.

Are the guys playing golf tomorrow?

You shit.

I played so badly today.

No, I think your game's improved.

I like it much better when I win.

I'm savoring my back.

That's why I hook it so bad.

A likely story.

That's true. It's true.

Gina got so turned on last night that
she clawed my back like an alley cat.

Whoa, wild woman.

Gonna have to tame her down, partner.

There might be something in the air down
here, though, because last night,

Lindsay started doing a script to you
for me while I was watching TV.

Really?

Must have been some joke.

Yeah.

You never think of women getting as
horny as guys.

Nah. It's just been a while since we'd
had sex.

Must build up for them, too.

There are limits, you know.

If it fucks up your golf swing...
Absolutely.

Absolutely, a man has to draw the line
somewhere.

Hey, look.

Fifty bucks on the next hole.

And if you get a birdie, you can have a
date with my wife. You're on.

What if I get a hole -in -one?

You never had a hole -in -one in your
life.

Fifty bucks on the next hole.

We should go pack.

We're going to be late anyway.

Have you given any thought to that idea
with Joe?

You know, so much I can barely
concentrate.

Me too.

It's kind of the truth. It scares me.

No, it shouldn't be a fear thing.

No, I mean, it scares me because it's
such a rush.

Oh, yeah. It made things harder for Joe
and I last night.

God.

Just think about it. It makes me hot.

Me too.

God, it did for me and Brad.

I was like a teenager last night.

Fun.

Fun is right.

What are you working on?

Oh, the CBC stuff.

It's not urgent. Did you want me?

Actually, yes.

Sure, what's up?

Well, I was wondering if you'd like to
watch me.

What, here?

In my office?

No, not here.

Come with me.

Oh, my God.

Dale, hold my calls for a minute, would
you?

McKenna's in Las Vegas till Friday.

She'll be fine in here.

I was wondering when we'd do it again.

You were?

I wasn't sure how to bring it up.

I just thought, well, what the hell,
just ask her.

Well, I'm glad you did.

Because if you hadn't, I would have.

Oh, doing this at work, it's so bad.

Oh, that's the fun of it.

Oh.

I'd like to try a little experiment.

Fine.

Would you kiss me?

You are so beautiful.

And your body is sensational.

I love you.

But this isn't for me.

Oh, I love you too.

Oh, God, you are so serious.

Well, I had to find out if I was really
gay. I kept wondering.

I've been thinking about nothing else,
practically.

But it's what we thought it was,
voyeurism.

Thanks for letting me try my little
experiment.

Sure, no problem.

You're a pretty good kisser.

Pretty good?

Okay, very good.

Listen, have you given any more thought
to the idea with Joe?

Yeah, have I ever.

And I gotta tell you, it makes my motor
run.

You? Definitely.

Well, I wouldn't want Joe to know that I
knew.

No problem. It's our secret.

It's nothing really.

It's sort of, well, a confession.

When we were in Palm... Gina was telling
me about how horny she was.

And she said that sometimes she and Brad
don't do it as much as she'd like.

So to get by, she... Easy, if this is
something about Gina and another man, I

don't want to know about it.

No, it's about us.

So anyway, there we were with our tops
off and all.

I have a feeling I'm going to need a
drink. You want one?

Okay.

And it was hot.

So we were talking about how Gina, you
know, plays with herself to get herself

off.

I need a double.

Anyway, I admit it, I do it too.

Right when we're talking, getting
herself off, here comes the pool man.

The pool man? You didn't. No, we ran the
house before he could see us.

But we were both so steamed up about
talking about sex and our fantasies and

all, so... So?

Well, we both realized that we wanted to
get ourselves off, so we did it on the

couch.

You and Gina on the couch, together?

Yes, we watched each other.

I just wanted to let you know this so
there wouldn't be any secrets between

What do you think?

Is that better?

That's better.

How about that? Is that a lot better?

Yes.

Naughty girl.

Bad, bad girl.

My bad.

Is that a time for you?

What do you think?

You wish you could have been there to
see us, don't you? Oh, yeah.

Do you want to see us together?

Are you kidding?

It can happen.

She'd be willing.

She wouldn't even know.

I'll try to get back before dark.

You take it easy on those roads out
there.

Sure you don't want me to go along with
you?

No, no, rest the shoulder.

We'll be back on the slopes tomorrow.

It's a pain in the ass the only tire
stores clear over in Incline Village.

Sure is.

Tell Lindsay I'm going to take a nap.

I'll tell her. You get some rest.

Okay.

What if he wakes up? He's just down the
hall.

Are you kidding? Joe sleeps?

The cannons could go off.

Yeah.

Look, the door's locked.

Besides, he wouldn't come into your room
anyway.

Yeah. I guess you're right. Don't you
want to do it?

Yeah, I do.

I've been thinking about it ever since
Palm Springs.

Yeah, that was fun, wasn't it?

Let me.

Oh, you're so gorgeous.

Your breasts are so firm.

Your nipples are so hard already.

You must like this.

Well, you know, it's different.

Now you undo my robe.

You have such a beautiful body.

I want to watch you come.

Come on.

How does it feel?

It feels good.

You look fantastic.

I love watching you touch yourself.

It makes me so hot.

Let me see you.

Let me feel you.

Tina, you're going to make me calm.

You're welcome.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

I'm going to go.

Watch me.

in there joe oh my god joe i'm sorry i
didn't i was only i can't i

can't do this it's up to you it's just
too mean

i knew joe okay you wanted me to see you

yeah joe yeah this is the most exciting
thing i've ever seen

really

Yeah, I barely touched myself and I came
and I'm about to again.

You want to see?

Are you serious?

Fair is fair.

Show us. What?

You get to see us and we get to see you.

It's only fair.

That was so good.

It's pretty good to me.

How's your shoulder?

Oh, it's killing me.

I just hope it doesn't change things,
that's all.

Don't tell Brad, okay?

I won't.

He should feel the same way about this
as I do, right?

Maybe. I don't know.

Whatever happens, we have to stay
friends. I think that it's the most

thing. I agree.

I don't see a problem. We're all adults.
We can handle this.

And it's just voyeurism, right?

Right.

You fantasize.

When you do it to yourself.

Sure.

Tell us. It's okay if it's not about me,
Joey.

Some fantasies are four.

Come on.

Well, it looks like today ought to be a
day for everything coming out in the

open, huh?

Sort of coming out of the closet, so to
speak.

Well, my fantasy is something that
actually happened.

With a cousin.

Connie.

We were visiting her, and her husband,
the doctor, Bobby,

he got beat in the middle of the night,
and he had to go off to the hospital.

Bobby gets a call, and he has to go,
even if it's the most inopportune

if you know what I mean.

Came in the ass.

Sure is.

Like tonight, I'm going to have to go to
bed with my vibrator instead of my

husband. Take a cold shower.

Jerk off.

He always was a jerk off.

I even caught him once when we were
little kids.

Remember?

Really?

Connie.

Oh, yeah.

He was in his room, and he thought that
we were all down at the softball field,

but I wasn't.

And I walked in on him.

What happened?

Nothing.

Nothing much.

Look, he's getting hard, just like when
we were kids.

Oh, my God, you're right.

He is definitely hard.

I gotta tell you, it's kind of making me
hot myself.

God,

Lindsay, you've got a beautiful body.

Your breasts are so pretty.

Oh, Joey.

They're so big.

It's okay if I touch them, Connie?

Yeah, I'd like you to.

Oh, that's making me so hot.

Really, Wendy?

Your wife is very sexy.

You better work out.

I'd like to do it myself.

Huh?

You would?

Yeah, I've wanted to since the first
time I saw you. What would you do?

Oh God, it's hard as a rock.

Come feel it.

Oh, I shouldn't.

Come on.

Feel it.

Oh.

Does it feel good?

Yeah.

You better be careful. I'm about to cum.

I want to.

I want to watch you guys.

Like Connie.

Really?

I want to watch him make love to her.

We have to get Brad in on this.

I hope so.

Otherwise his face is going to kill me.

Want some of this?

Mmm, yeah.

Sex always makes me so hungry.

Are you sure Brad would freak out if you
told him?

I don't know.

I don't want to underestimate him,
but...

I bet he wouldn't.

Well, it's one thing to bet.

I mean, this is a tricky area, kid.

This one thing I don't want to screw
around with is my marriage.

Nobody wants that.

All I'm saying is that Brad's always had
a little crush on Lindsay.

Get out of here!

It's true.

Brad has never, ever said anything that
could even possibly be... He wouldn't.

Not Brad.

But it is true.

I've seen the way he looks at you,
Lindsay.

You want some more wine, Brad?

No, no.

I'm getting a little lightheaded.

Well, I'll bet the sauna's hot by now.

Anybody mind if I don't help with the
dishes?

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Sure. No problem.

Thanks, guys.

I think I'll go up and call Mom.

She gets all nostalgic during the
holidays.

I'll go get by the fire.

You getting all romantic on me?

See what a little wine will do.

Oh, it's not the wine. I've been cold
all day.

Crap.

Would you be an angel and do me a big
favor?

Whatever you wish.

Run upstairs and get my book off the end
table for me?

Sure.

You don't mind?

No, not for you.

Oh, you're so sweet.

I forgot I finished that book.

I'm on my way.

Let me see.

No, no, you shouldn't look.

I'm sorry, I've seen Lindsay naked
before.

Well, no, not yet.

What then?

Come on, I told you. I want to see.

I want to watch this. Brad, look at her.

Sexy. You can look too.

Oh, Brad.

Oh, sexy.

It's private.

No, it's exciting.

God, Brad, look at her.

Didn't work.

Damn.

You know, I think we ought to...

I think we ought to tell him the whole
truth, exactly the way it happened, and

let things fall the way they fall.

He's a big boy.

I really don't think that's our call,
Joe.

I know, I know.

It's hot in here.

We need to talk.

What about?

About what happened last week?

When we watched Lindsay in the sauna?

Nothing happened, and we don't have to
talk about it.

Except we sort of do.

Let it alone, all right?

I can't.

It's not as simple as you think.

Yes, it is.

No, it isn't.

Brad, please.

Hear me out.

Something happened back in Palm Springs.

We were lying by the pool.

No,

I knew he was there.

I guess you had to be there. It was
really all very innocent.

But after the jacuzzi, we knew we had to
include you.

We just didn't know how to tell you.

So the three of you just set me up?

I was supposed to see Lindsay doing
that?

And what then?

Become a big sex maniac?

No, I... I don't know.

We just wanted to... maybe encourage you
to join in the fun with us. Oh, that's

just great.

But I don't need my wife to pimp for me.
Thank you very much.

Brad, don't be like that.

Nobody got hurt or anything.

I got hurt. Me, I'm hurting right now.

I am so sorry.

I think you're perverted.

No.

No, I must have explained it badly.

My wife, playing with herself in front
of another man. No, not another man.

My law partner.

How could you be so thoughtless?

I can't even stand to look at you right
now. Brad, no. I'm out of here.

Brad, no.

Brad, please.

Talk to me about this.

Go talk to Joe if you like him so much.
I'm leaving.

You know I don't like Joe.

Brad.

Law office.

Hello, please.

Law office.

Hi, Brad.

Oh, you poor thing.

Sure, no problem.

You'll feel better. Bye.

Well, what did he say? Is he sick or
something?

Yeah, he's sick.

Damn, he's not sick. He's just pissed
off.

Damn, Lindsay.

Get my wife on the phone.

Yes, sir.

Where the hell is my lawyer?

I'll be with you in a minute, sir.
Please take a seat.

I ain't got time to wait.

Hi. Brad is here.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking some of my case studies.

I'll tend for the rest of my things in a
few days when I have an office.

Wait a minute. Some of the cases we're
working on together.

Fine. Fine. You take Satterfield v.
Sullivan.

I'll take Patterson v.

Patterson. You take Breski v.

Graziano. Let me speak. God damn it,
Brad.

I mean, our firm's going good, and now
you're going to fuck it all up.

Me?

You and my wife, pal. Now get out of my
office before I throw you out. Oh, like

hell you will.

What is that, a threat?

Yeah. You threatening me, huh?

Self -defense. You had it coming.

I sit there rubbing my chin.

I mean, how could I get mad? You know,
he was right. I deserved it. Don't you

think he'll get over it once he thinks
about it?

He's overreacting.

To destroy your law firm over nothing.

Lindsay, this isn't logical. It's
emotional.

You know, in part it's because he's
always been competitive with me. Yeah, a

large part.

Yeah, well, the largest part is because
you're a goddamn sex maniac.

Me? What about you?

Nobody twisted your arm.

Yeah, well, you don't mess around where
you work. It's a man's rule. Everybody

knows it. You broke it and you suckered
me in.

Well, I'm not a man, so therefore it's
not my role.

Yeah, well, our practice we'd spent six
long years building up is getting torn

down now.

I don't know why Brad is so goddamn
stupid.

I mean, all I did is let his wife jerk
me off.

Don't be so crude.

I feel like it. And I'm depressed.

And I've got to fly to San Diego in the
morning.

You know, I'm going to sleep in the
guest room tonight.

Oh, Joe.

Now, have you read Walkman, please?

Tell him Lindsay's here to see him.

Okay.

Mr. Walker, Lindsay's here to see you.

Of course.

Mr. Walker, it's with a very important
client. He suggests you make an

appointment.

Okay, I'd like to make an appointment
now. Right now. Hey!

Hey!

What, you got a miserable client or
something?

Well, Lindsay, what an unexpected
surprise.

You know, I liked your old office
better.

So what did Joe do, send you over as a
peace offering, his wife for mine or

something?

No. Joe doesn't know I'm here.

I came by to apologize.

He can blame everything on me.

It was all my fault for Joe and for
Gina.

So, I want to make it up to you in any
way that I can.

And I want to do it now.

Well, that's interesting.

Just what exactly is anything?

Anything.

All right, I'll call your bluff.

Take off your clothes.

Now what?

Do you want me to touch myself like Gina
and I did to each other?

Stop it.

You shouldn't be doing that in front of
me.

Brad, you're incredible.

I've been wanting to do this a long
time.

Thank you.

Mr. Walker, your ex -partner, he
wouldn't stop. He's coming.

What the hell's the idea of canceling my
meeting in San Diego?

Lindsay.

Well, I'll be damned.

You guys are sisters?

Joe.

Oh, hi, Joe.

No, I haven't talked to Lindsay today. I
just tried to give her a call.

Why?

Did I buy you a drink?

Are you drunk?

Just a little.

Do you need a ride home?

Yeah, I need a ride.

You know, it would serve them both
right, those jerks. You and I did it.

Sounds good to me.

Thanks. You're kind of cute.

You have nice tits.

I'm going to kiss them.

Joe, you can't talk to me all fancy like
that. I'll get hot.

I'm going to do you right here at the
bar. Joe, don't fall. I'm going to do

No, no. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it right now.

No, do what?

Bye, Joe.

I feel so relaxed.

Look at you.

Yeah, but my breasts are small compared
to Gina's.

I've always been an ass man myself.

Now that's a pretty sight.

You know, I've had a crush on you.

You and Joe got married.

I know.

You do?

Are you kidding?

Sometimes I get turned on just by the
way you look at me.

Come on.

Really?

I didn't know I was that obvious.

You aren't.

Just me.

In the street, you know?

Yeah, I know.

You miss her?

Yeah.

She was crying after you left.

Me?

Damn.

You know, I've been thinking that maybe
you were right.

Maybe I was overreacting.

I just flipped out.

It's okay.

You couldn't help it.

I mean, I just lost it.

I know I still love Gina, and I know I
still love you and Joe.

I might do the same thing.

Betrayal of trust.

Something like that.

Oh, hell. Look, if it hadn't happened, I
wouldn't be laying here with you right

now.

Yeah, but now Joe's mad.

I'll talk to him.

No, it's okay. I better do it.

Okay.

What do you think?

One more for old time's sake?

What old time?

Brad, you're incorrigible.

Well, she'd be surprised to see me.

She'll be overjoyed.

Hey, me too. I got to admit.

Oh, just remember that what happened
between you and I just never, ever

happened, all right? Not even when you
two girls get together until long, okay?

Oh, and you picked me up at my mom's
house. Yeah.

I hope Joe's not too mad at me.

No, come on. He'll get over it. Besides,
he started this whole thing.

I guess I'm one up on him, right?

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Well, not anymore, honey.

Just take your little girlfriend and get
out.

Yeah, Brad, how's it feel to see your
wife with your best friend?

She was good. She was real good.

Joe really likes my big breath, Lindsay.

Oh, yeah.

You little bitch.

You know that bothers me. Who are you
calling a bitch?

My breasts are bigger than yours. My
breasts are bigger than yours.

Stop it, Gina.

You're disgusting.

She can do it if she wants to. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, that's my kimono.

Well, I gave it to you for an
anniversary gift. Now I'm taking it

Like hell.

Stop it.

Okay. I'm taking back my gift.

You... You get out! Get out!

Get out! Come, Lindsay, dear. I think
they would like us to leave.

I think you're right, Brad.

We don't want to intrude on their little
loveness, now do we?

Oh, heaven no.

I was old enough to know what I was
doing was wrong, but I did it anyway

it felt good.

Why won't you tell me what happened?

I mean, it can't be that bad.

Plus, it would be good to talk about it.

Well, I'd like to.

I'm ashamed, I guess.

I think you're taking this much too
seriously.

Like everything?

You've had a bad sexual experience.

shape your entire personality.

You've made yourself into a square.

Yeah, I guess you can say that.

But you're not a square at all.

Big deal, you're normal.

And that's it?

Well, jeez, Lindsay, if I'd have known
you had the answer, I could have saved a

small fortune in Saigon, Ellen.

Hey, you've got to loosen up.

You've got to have fun with sex, like we
just did.

And if a bad sexual experience turns you
into a square...

Then some positive experiences will
change the frog back into the prince.

Want to give it a try?

Give what a try, Doctor?

Fantasize. Play sex games.

Get yourself so turned on that your skin
sizzles.

Kinky, weird sex games?

The kind of stuff that makes you go
wild.

What do you suppose Joe and Jean are
doing right now?

Lindsay.

I bet you're making love right at this
moment.

Lindsay, don't. I can just see Joe
slipping his hand under Gina's

creamy breast, fondling it, kissing it.

Cut me.

Squeezing the nipples.

Damn you.

Joe always runs into his female friends.

No. No.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Easy, child. I'll be clean. No.

Oh, John.

I feel you pressing up against me.

Oh. Oh, John. Oh, easy.

Put it in me, Charlie.

Lindsay.

Gina! Gina!

Gina.

Gina!

I hate pool.

Brad's the one that likes to shoot pool.

I don't like anything.

I don't know.

I tried to be a good wife.

You are, Gina.

You don't know.

No, I do know. No, you don't.

I just get so bored doing the same old
thing over and over and over again.

If it wasn't for you and Lindsay, I
don't know what I'd do.

Brad can't help it.

In his nature.

He's sweet and kind and considerate.
He's hard -headed and he's competitive

he's inconsiderate. And he's an asshole.

Yeah. But I love him.

I just want him to come home.

And I want Lindsay to come home to you.

I just want us all to be friends again.

Oh, look, I got to go to the
communication center. I'll be back in

hour. Okay.

Yes.

When is this thing going to be ready?

Oh,

all right, good.

Okay,

so here we are all together at last.

And I want to say that I'm so glad that
you all decided to join me here at this

neutral site.

Let's just get on with it.

Joe, you promised.

That's okay, Gina.

I understand Joe's anger.

I just wanted all of us to get together
and talk about things.

Yeah, well, what's to talk about?

Joe, if you want me back and you want
your practice back in one piece, shut

Don't you be stupid.

Okay, look, I owe all of you guys a
giant apology.

This whole mess has been my fault.

Yeah, well, maybe not all, but enough.

Will you just listen to me, for Christ's
sake? I mean, without interjecting all

your little comments. I hate that.

It's my conversation. I'm talking.

We'll talk. I'm listening.

Good.

Good.

All right, anyway.

If I hadn't have overreacted, none of
this would have happened.

Something happened to me a long time ago
between me and my dad, and I've never

told anybody about it.

In fact, most of my years in
psychoanalysis dealt with that and my

Anyway, what I want to tell you guys is
that I absolutely love all of you. And I

just want things to be back the way that
they were.

I know Lindsay does, too.

I certainly do.

Well, so what I want to suggest... is
that we all go back to Palm Springs, to

the scene of the crime, so to speak, and
start over.

Now, there's no pressure.

Just see what happens. We're all adults.
We're intelligent.

We're reasonable.

And let's give ourselves a second
chance. What do you say?

Yeah.

Whose goofy idea was this?

Mine. And mine?

Lindsay's helping me out.

Some help?

Yeah, she's showing me what a tight
-ass, opinionated snob I am.

Well, that's a start.

Don't push it, Joe.

What about you, Lindsay? Any revelations
you want to share?

Actually, being around Brad has shown me
how lucky my best friend is to have a

husband like him.

Well, thanks.

I think.

A minute is a compliment.

Good.

Look, I gotta pee. You wanna go?

We'll let the boys check in.

It's like old time.

Almost.

Come on, let's go check in.

This is really weird, you know?

I mean, inviting Joe and Gina over to
our arcana for a martini?

That's a good way to break the ice.

Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad, my little
jokester.

That's not what I meant.

Lindy, relax, take a deep breath.

We're going to explode, have some
martini, are we?

Oh, Brad, you know just what to do.

What if it doesn't work out? What if we
all don't get back together? What if Joe

doesn't take me back? Lindsay, relax.

Joey's going to take you back. Gina is
going to take me back.

How do I look?

Fort Knox never looks so good.

here and enjoy a little sun.

Oh, it's much nicer by the pool.

Okay, Joe, you sit here.

You two sit over there.

I'm going to sit here so I can get to
the fridge easier.

Okay.

Okay, everybody just bear with me on
this one. Take a glass, everyone.

And I want to propose a toast to old
friends.

To old husbands.

To old wives.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Okay.

Now that we have washed off some of the
trail dust, I want to tell you guys a

little story.

And that is a story about how I became
the biggest square in the West and how I

almost lost my one true love.

Gina, I just want to apologize from the
bottom of my heart.

Pray that you forgive me.

Brad, it was all my fault.

I never intended... No, no, no, no, no,
no. I have to tell you guys all this.

Something happened to me when I was a
boy, and once you guys hear it, you'll

understand why I behaved the way that I
did.

Go ahead, we're listening.

My father was always very straight
-laced about sex, and so was my mother,

that matter.

She died when I was 15.

Much to my surprise, my father brought
home a woman one night, and he said that

she was a stewardess and also his
girlfriend.

She was very pretty, and I liked her a
lot. And two years later, they married,

and she became my stepmother. And my
father wanted me to call her mom.

Oh, shit.

Brad, you never told me that.

Will you two shut up? This is getting
good. One day, when I was 18 years old,

and doing what you do when you're 18,
and you don't have a girlfriend,

and I walked my stepmother, Sheridan.

She caught you masturbating?

Yeah.

She pretended like nothing was out of
the ordinary. So she only said,

breakfast is ready, and I won't come on
down.

Well, I was mortified.

And I was way too embarrassed to go down
to breakfast.

And when I didn't, sometime later, she
came back up.

She told me all the boys did it.

And it was perfectly normal and healthy.

And that I shouldn't be ashamed.

She made me feel good.

Even special.

That evening, she fucked over me and
helped me with my homework more than

She told me to give her a goodnight kiss
later.

I went to her room.

It was cold and she had me crawl in bed
with her.

She told me other things about girls,
about periods, about not getting

Next night, she wasn't wearing any
clothes.

While we talked, she held my penis in
her hand.

She told me how to give women pleasure,
how to take time, how women like to be

aroused slowly.

And she talked, my penis got hard.

She started kissing me, and then she
jacked me off, and I came all over her

sheets.

I was mortified, but she just laughed
and laughed until I started laughing

with her.

Sheraton had a friend.

He was another stewardess named
Michelle.

And one night, my dad was out of town
again.

Michelle started comparing her body to
the playmates on TV.

And then Sheraton got into the act.

And it's all so perfectly natural.

It started out just as a joke.

And then it got really hot and steamy
fast.

And so I started taking off the clothes
and then share it and did two.

And before you know it, they started
playing with me. And I was playing with

them.

They never would let me have intercourse
with them, but they did things to me.

Kind of embarrassed to talk about it.

That was like heaven to me.

Well, it was.

Then it came to hell.

My father came home from a business
visit and walked in.

Caught up right in the middle of it.

I'll never forget the look on my
father's face.

He beat me so bad that I spent a week in
the hospital.

Oh, Brad, I am so sorry.

It was bad.

God, you never told me.

Yeah, he threw Cherit and out and then
filed for divorce.

Six months later, he died in a car wreck
and we never had a chance to make up.

No wonder what we did hit you so hard.
You equated it to... Yeah, it was the

worst thing that ever happened to me in
my life.

Poor baby, I am so sorry.

It's okay. I got it out.

I'm going to be okay.

I mean,

that is if he'll come back to me.

Of course, Brad.

I love you.

Just one more thing.

I have to admit to myself, as well as to
you guys, that I really enjoyed those

sex camps with Sheridan and Michelle.

I have to say, that story did get me
hot.

Me too.

Got me hard.

Yeah. I know what you mean. You are.

Just listening. Just talking about it.

Okay.

It's getting hot out here.

Right on.

Gina, honey, come here. It's going to
burn.

Jeez, Lindsay, you're turning me on.

Me too.

Thank you.