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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:56,190 Hope. 2 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:12,950 You know, Zena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. 3 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:14,190 Just you and me. 4 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:16,910 Well, no one's trying to kill us right now. 5 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:22,430 I know, Gabrielle. The tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards? 6 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,310 It's just like a telekissen. 7 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:26,830 We need to go check it out. 8 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,150 I know. 9 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:30,650 I know you're right. 10 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:31,910 I'm just disappointed. 11 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,930 We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. 12 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,750 Come on. 13 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:52,440 I don't think we should play another hand. 14 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:54,440 We just can't afford to lose anymore. 15 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,860 She's right. Our husbands will be quite angry with us. 16 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,120 Ladies. 17 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,360 Ladies, you can't afford not playing now. 18 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,080 I could have possibly win another round. 19 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:08,820 Come on. 20 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,520 I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand. 21 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:16,620 You know, I think my luck is changing. 22 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,000 Mine too. I think you're in trouble this time, Metallica. 23 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:21,779 I hope I am. 24 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:53,650 What are the odds, ladies? 25 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:54,990 I'm sorry. 26 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:56,390 That's unbelievable. 27 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:58,530 You must have won like ten hands in a row. 28 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:01,150 It's more like thirteen, but that's irrelevant. 29 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,270 Time to pay up. 30 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:07,850 But we don't have anything left. 31 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:15,190 But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you. It'll just take some time. 32 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,950 There's no credit here, lady. 33 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,930 Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husband. Wait! 34 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,130 Isn't there something we could do? 35 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,890 What do you have in mind? 36 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:41,490 Well... Maybe we could work off our debts. 37 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,890 If you're thinking what I'm thinking... 38 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:50,860 I think we have a deal. 39 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,320 Mmm. Wow. 40 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:58,680 Mmm. Yeah. 41 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 Mmm. 42 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,060 Mmm. 43 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,040 You girls smell so clean. 44 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,920 Even though we're dirty little whores. Oh, yeah. 45 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:16,520 Dirty little bar wenches. Yes. Mmm. 46 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:39,430 Wait a 47 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:45,810 second. What? 48 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:47,570 You smell clean. 49 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:53,549 You don't understand. 50 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:55,090 I have sex... A pelican. Oh, God. 51 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:56,930 Ah. 52 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,390 I've had sex with queens. 53 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,150 Look, look, look. 54 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:33,920 I don't know how 55 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,680 that's working. 56 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680 No, no, no. 57 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:35,900 No, I wasn't aware, but he's a god as well. I don't think it's any of your 58 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:36,900 concern. 59 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:38,260 Is that so? 60 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,140 Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that. 61 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,560 Uh, no, wait, wait. 62 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,660 Wait. Can't we work something out? 63 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,880 I am the god of war, and your spell will not last long on me. 64 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:01,300 I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son Cupid before I go to 65 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,940 Aries, I will show you that love is stronger than war. 66 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040 Don't. 67 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,880 How powerful is love? 68 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,340 Don't I always? 69 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,840 We'll see about that. 70 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,250 Yeah. 71 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,890 Right there. Yes. Yes. 72 00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:29,110 Yes. Yes. 73 00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:31,090 Oh, my God. Yeah. 74 00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:33,290 Oh. 75 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,410 Yeah. Yeah. 76 00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:38,970 Yes. Oh. 77 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:40,650 Oh, 78 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,250 my God. 79 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,410 So good. 80 00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:44,810 Yeah. 81 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:48,830 Oh, right there. 82 00:53:49,490 --> 00:53:50,490 Yes. 83 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,270 Oh. 84 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,440 Was he so good? 85 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,900 And with help from Cupid, Xena will be completely under my control. 86 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,320 And we will be unstoppable. 87 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,120 Okay, Draco, I have two problems with that. 88 00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:55,300 How are you going to get Cupid to go along with your plan? And do you really 89 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:58,180 think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena? 90 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,980 I've got Cupid just where I want him. 91 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,020 And if his spell will work on you, Alty... 92 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,230 I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose. 93 00:57:10,270 --> 00:57:11,810 Cupid, come in here, my friend. 94 00:57:16,010 --> 00:57:17,010 Hey, guys. 95 00:57:19,190 --> 00:57:20,610 I missed you. 96 00:57:21,910 --> 00:57:23,230 Missed you too, my friend. 97 00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:26,450 What's it been? All of five minutes since I've seen you last? 98 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:29,430 I know, man, but this is far too long. I love you guys. 99 00:57:31,090 --> 00:57:32,090 Jeez. 100 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:41,020 Cupid. Why don't you demonstrate to Alty here the power of your arrow? 101 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:43,220 Sure, pal. 102 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,760 Gotcha. 103 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,240 You know what? 104 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,040 You know, I really doubt that he's going to... 105 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:15,180 You know, I never noticed how handsome you were before. 106 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:21,540 You're more attractive than all the gods combined. 6724

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