All language subtitles for Assisted Living s06e15 Heaven Sent

All right, so this right here is our
receptionist area here. And then this is

the kitchen that we prepare all the
food. And then this is the dining area

the residents.

Okay. All right. Oh, yeah.

Hey.

Here's Jeremy and Leah.

Hey, how you doing? This is Simone
Carter.

She's over a lot of the nursing homes
here in the area. And she also is over

Brushington over hospice.

Thank you so much for agreeing to meet
with us, Ms. Simone.

Oh, girl, please.

I'm always very agreeable when there's a
check involved.

Yeah, you know, so about that, we've
been discussing your fee, and we are a

small facility.

Oh, you're a small facility. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yes, ma 'am. So we were
hoping that we could negotiate a lower

A little church love.

Huh? A lower fee?

Church love negotiation?

You hilarious.

I was serious, Ms. Simone.

I know. That's why I was so tickled.

That's why I always want to hook up.

Oh.

Not going to happen. My fee is my fee,
boo -boo.

Okay, so no more love to give.

I cannot pay my mortgage company with
love.

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm with Tina Turner on
this one.

Tina Turner?

Yes, honey. What's love got to do with
it?

Okay, well, it looks like, hey, guys, it
looks like we're just going to have to

agree upon a fee.

Thank you, Ms. Carter. You're welcome.
Hallelujah.

Okay. I mean, well, can we get started?

We sure can.

What do you need, Ms. Carter?

I need my check.

Oh, right now.

Didn't you just say you wanted to get
started right now?

I did.

Okay, I'll wait.

Oh, okay. Now?

Right now?

Right now.

Checkbook.

Spell your first name for me. S -I -M -O
-N -E.

And that's Carter. Hold the Y.

Okay.

So here you go.

Glory.

So can we get started now?

We sure can.

Because now I am officially your elder
care consultant.

How can I help? Remember I told you
about our residents that got lost?

Yes, and thank God you found them. Yeah.
Yeah, so we really need to get this

place safe and secure.

Mm -hmm. OK.

When's your inspection?

It's next week.

Wow.

You did not give me a lot of time.

Yeah, well, we just realized we needed
some help.

Well, I can look around here and see
that you're going to need a whole lot of

help. Just by looking, huh?

Absolutely.

What are we missing?

Well, I noticed the wrong locks on the
doors. Okay.

Unopened windows.

There's an absence of an updated alarm
system.

There's no laser alarm.

The monitoring in case a resident tries
to escape. I can go on and on.

Okay, well, my grandpa suggested that we
put padlocks on the door so Reginald

can't get out.

Padlocks. Why is that always everyone's
first solution?

Oh, you people kill me.

Cora. Huh? Why you call her again?

Babe, you know what? Let me try to talk
to Simone. Miss Simone, so, I

mean, I take it you're not a fan of the
padlock. Let me correct you. The

inspector is not a fan of the padlock.

Okay. Okay.

So if I have a dementia patient who
wanders, like, how do I keep him secure?

Well, the padlock will keep him secure,
but what if there's a fire?

Then he'll be secure, burnt, and dead.

Oh, okay.

I see what you mean.

So to answer Mr. Mann's question.

My name is Jeremy.

Jeremy, don't come for me.

I can guarantee you this ain't what you
want.

I'm trying to help you out.

This place is out of compliance across
the board. If an inspector came in here

today, you would be shut down. D -O -W
-N.

It's not you.

It's inexcusable.

Quite frankly, it's sad.

Told y 'all.

So tell us how you really feel.

Oh, no worries. I am not one to hold my
tongue.

And somehow I can believe that.

So what are the major things we need to
pass inspection?

Well, there's a mountain of things.

Where do I begin?

Oh.

She in the refrigerator?

Why is she in the refrigerator?

Well, look. How about we start with our
security system? Mm -hmm.

Okay. The security system.

I got good news.

Okay. And I have bad news.

Uh -oh.

That's not good.

Yeah. Lay it on us. What do you want
first? The good news or the bad news?

how about we start with the bad news?
Okay. The bad news is...

These fixes are going to take a lot of
checks.

And it could get very expensive.

Yeah, that's real bad news.

All right, well, what's the good news?

The good news is all of the fixes are
fixable. Now, that's good news.

There was a time in elderly communities
where the padlock with the key was the

only way to secure.

Right. But today, that's just not the
case.

We can secure your home while
maintaining a safe environment for your

in case of a fire or other emergency.

Oh, really?

Well, that sounds great. It is. And I
think that if we take care of these

security issues, we're going to fix a
whole lot of other issues, too, along

way. That's great.

Yeah, so since you're so against this
padlock idea, what do you suggest?

You got a thing with padlocks? I don't
have a thing with padlocks. It was just

suggestion. Uh -oh.

Okay. I see I'm going to have to keep my
eye on Jeremy over here. My one good

eye.

Well, Jeremy just anxious to see what
your suggestions are. That's all.

Okay. Well, I'm going to give you a few
suggestions for security.

Mm -hmm. For example, the resident that
you're concerned about can wear a

sensor. The sensor is going to alert an
alarm, and the alarm will let you know

when he's trying to open the door.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Also, today, there's a system that will
automatically lock the doors unless

there is a fire alarm going off.

Oh. These days, the caretaker can even
be alerted. You can know in real time

that someone is trying to leave the
facility.

Now, if you choose to have all of your
residents wear monitors, which I do

suggest, you can know which resident is
trying to leave the facility.

Oh, wow.

I'm going to put that on Phillip.

I like that. That's good.

That's helpful.

Okay. And I have to add that doing
either one of these systems will go a

way in giving confidence to your state
inspector that you guys are updated and

operating with best industry practices.

That sounds important.

Yes. It is.

There are a lot of facilities that have
been shut down statewide.

Your new super in this region is very
strict.

You guys have a small window of time to
get this place up to snuff. Hey, listen,

Ms. Simone, we are ready to get on it
right away. Okay.

So, you still wondering why you had to
call me, Mr. Jeremy?

No.

I guess that's better.

Hello, Anastasia.

Hi, F .A. Where are you off to? We
haven't seen much of you lately.

Oh, you know I started my classes for my
teacher certification.

You did? Well, that's wonderful.

It is. I am having a ball.

Imagine, after all these years, I'm back
at school.

You're an inspiration to us all. Thanks.

You know, I've even made several new
friends.

Of course you have, F .A.

And, uh, what is all this?

Not more things you've ordered online.

It is.

But don't tell Vinnie or Mr. Brown. They
get so upset when I buy things online.

I must admit, I'm a bit concerned
myself.

No need to be concerned about me. Where
will you put all this stuff?

Didn't you say you had class?

Oh, I do.

I had a classmate that was wanting to
marry her longtime boyfriend.

And she's asking me if I know anyone
that can perform a quick, fast, and

painless wedding ceremony.

Do you have any suggestions?

Why would I have a suggestion?

Well, you've been married multiple
times, and I thought that maybe you

know. Okay, quick and easy wedding.

I'd say a justice of the peace, a
religious leader, or a pastor.

I don't know any of those.

Oh, or even a judge.

A judge?

Yes, a judge.

Oh!

Judge Juni! Yes, Effie.

Are you legally allowed to marry
somebody in this state?

Yes, of course. I'm a judge.

Huh? So if you marry somebody legally,
you'll speak?

Yes, of course.

Oh, that is wonderful. I have some
friends that want to get married quick,

and painless.

Okay, well, yes, I can do that.

You can?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, you know, they'll be willing to pay
you. Main thing is they'll need a

marriage license. Oh, good. I will tell
them. Okay, well, just tell me when you

want me to do it. Oh, so have you
performed weddings before?

Many times.

Wow, this is great.

They're going to be so happy.

They'll need a trusted witness for the
nuptials.

Oh, can anyone witness?

Well, it doesn't really matter, but many
couples just want to choose their own

witness. Oh, I don't think they mind
very much. Okay, well, just let me know

when. Okay, very soon. Okay. Oh, good,
good.

Okay,

now is anyone on your staff a licensed
nutritionist? Uh -oh.

Well, no.

Well, but I am a registered nurse.

You okay, baby? Okay. I am okay.

That helps.

Now, who prepares their meals, the food?

Oh, that would be me with the help of
Leah and Jeremy.

Is that a problem? Oh, no, no, no. You
are right. This is an assisted living

facility, so the state's guidelines are
more relaxed for you guys, but the more

licensed professionals you have on
staff, the better. I am a certified

and I also have my master's in social
work. Oh, well, that's good. Great.

Now, what I'm going to do is put
together a list of things to get you

your inspection next week. Okay. First
thing on the list, pray you do not get

William Nolan for your inspector.

William Nolan. Okay.

And why not William Nolan? If William
Nolan comes in here today, you can pack

your bag and all your residents. Y 'all
going to be out.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Wait a minute.

Sir, he just walked in. How can I help
you, sir?

Yes, hello.

I'm William Nolan. I'm here for your
inspection.

William Nolan?

Inspection? No. Our inspection is next
week.

No, sir. Your inspection is today.

Today? No, sir.

No, sir. Uh -uh. We sent you a letter.

Ah, man. I done read the letter wrong.

Jeremy. Yeah, I was looking at this
date.

That is the date I sent my report into
the States.

This date. Right here. Today's date.

Yes, that is your inspection date.
Today.

Say it. Oh, Mr.

Nolan. Nolan.

Okay.

William Nolan.

Simone.

Do you work with this facility?

I do. I'm their licensed elderly care
consultant.

Well, that is a good sign.

I'm impressed.

You are?

Yes. She's expensive.

Oh, yeah, you ain't lying.

You must really care about getting
things right at your facility.

Simone is the best.

Oh, William, flattery will get you
everywhere.

But enough of this big gab. Let's get on
with your inspection.

This will take some time.

Uh, um, um, Mr. Nolan, um, we made a
mistake. We thought our inspection

was next week.

Well, you thought wrong, Miss... Cora.

Cora. Your inspection is today.

Well, Mr. Nolan, I don't know if we're
prepared for today.

Well, if I may be frank, the letter was
a courtesy.

You should be prepared to have the state
come by and visit whenever.

And surely if you're operating above
board, you wouldn't have to scramble to

ready. You'd already be ready.

Well, that's fair.

Sir, Mr. Nolan, we just need a little
grace today.

Grace?

I'm afraid I'm not a deity.

You don't have to be a god to just give
some grades, Mr. Nola.

William, the truth of the matter is
Pleasant Days has launched a valiant

to bring everything up to code. Yeah. I
purchased the book that you wrote. They

loved it, by the way. Yes. They are
hiring me to implement a complete

using Chapter 26.

26. We're going point by point. We have
a list. And I'm... Think that if you

come back in a week, you will see a
facility flourishing under your guidance

instruction.

Flourishing.

Okay, I will come back.

Having Simone on your team gives me
comfort, so I will come back next week.

We'll see you next week, Cora. Thank
you, Mr. Nola.

Man, that was close.

Girl! Thank you.

It's what I do.

Okay, so now, Mr.

Jeremy, do you feel good about paying me
my worth? Now do you see why you had to

call me? Huh? Hell nah.

All right, look.

Simone, we appreciate all the help that
you're giving us. Thank you.

Okay, I guess that's better.

Hey, look.

Watch the ball. Oh, come on.

And how long have you courted?

Ten years.

And you're of sound mind, both of you,
to go into this union?

Oh, yes, yes.

And do you have a marriage license?

Yes. Yes, we have it here.

Please may I see it? Oh, okay.

And, of course, you have rings.

Yes, we do.

Okay. Hey, hey.

Hey, Judge.

Is everything okay, Judge Judy? All
seems to be in order. Oh, you look so

beautiful. Oh, this is great. I'm so
excited.

You still need me as a witness, F .A.?
Oh, can you, Anastasia? It would be my

pleasure. I love weddings.

Hey, Leonard, Clara, this is... I am
Anastasia Devereaux.

The star of stage, television, and
screen.

Most noted for my breakout roles in Get
Back Sucker and A Willow in the

Moonlight. A film that was nominated for
an Academy Award.

And which was said, I played an integral
part in that iconic film being

nominated for multiple accolades.

By the way, I'm available for selfies
and autographs. Post your nuptials.

Oh. Wow.

Nice to meet you. Thank you.

Okay, are you ready?

We are.

Thank you, Judge June. Dear Clara and
Leonard, and invited guests who will act

as witnesses, we are gathered here today
to join these two people in matrimony

who have presented themselves before the
magistrate hoping, wishing to be joined

together in marriage.

Now, Leonard, I'd like you to face your
bride -to -be.

And repeat after me.

I, Leonard Gibbs.

I, Leonard Gibbs.

Take thee, Clara Wilson.

Take thee, Clara Wilson.

As my lawfully wedded wife.

As my lawfully wedded wife.

To have and to hold.

To have and to hold.

In sickness and in health.

in sickness and in health.

I solemnly swear to testify with
accuracy and truth.

Huh? And... I solemnly swear to testify
with accuracy and truth.

And will testify with truth and nothing
but the truth. So help me God.

But you know... Anastasia, don't
interrupt me in the middle of their

Yes, but...

And we have gathered here with invited
guests to join together.

Please don't interrupt me.

Okay, okay, okay.

Leonard, Clara, I'm very sorry. Please
have a seat while we talk to the judge.

How dare you interrupt these people's
wedding?

No, no, wait. Come with us for a moment.
No, no, wait.

Come with us for a moment. Calm down. I
will not calm down.

Good job.

It's okay.

It was terrible.

I feel terrible for them.

They were so disappointed.

So where's the judge now?

I got him to lie down. He seemed
exhausted.

Thank you so much, F .A. and Anastasia.

We'll handle it from here.

Please. Let us know if there's anything
we can do to help Judge Julie.

We sure will. Okay.

Okay.

So, Simone, what do you think about
this? I think I've seen this kind of

many times before.

You have.

I have.

I suspect he forgot to take his
medicine.

Who's responsible for administering his
medication?

Well, he is.

Oh, no.

I mean, he's been highly functioning
until now, so it's been okay.

He's no longer highly functioning,
folks.

Yeah. He's going to have to take a look
at his daily responsibilities. So we're

going to have to start giving him his
medicine now?

Yes. And you will probably need to put
him on a schedule.

A schedule?

Yes. Time to bathe, Reginald. Time to
eat, Reginald. Time to take your

Reginald. Have you cleaned clothes,
Reginald? Let me see your closet,

Wow. So basically control his life
completely.

Yes. Hence the term assisted living.

You need to monitor him daily.

And you may find that his cognitive
ability is changing very fast.

That's really troubling. It is. But if
you keep him on his medication on a

regular basis, you may be able to slow
the onset of some of the things I

mentioned earlier. Either way, it's a
new day for Reginald Juney.

Wow. Wow.

Hey, I got the inspection report.

Oh, I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Oh,
Jim, Jim, hurry up. Just open it. Open

it. All right, all right. All right,
let's see.

Oh, Mr. Nolan passed. We passed.

Oh, thank you, Lord.

Yeah, well, wait, wait, wait. He got a
lot of recommendations for some things

need to take care of. That's okay. We
got our work cut out for us. Yeah, we

that. We can do it. We can do that. We
can do that. That is so good.

Yeah, I got to admit, I did not like
that Simone lady.

Yeah, me either.

Y 'all, come on now. That was my church
member now.

I know. She was heaven sent now. She
was.

She was heaven sent and money spent.

She worked good for us, man. Y 'all,
that was excellent.

That is so good. That is so good to
hear. Y 'all, we worked hard.