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So you'd like to join us for a drink?

Sorry, mate, I'm busy.

I'll tell you what, tell me about your
character, because I am your biggest

I've told you, I'm busy. When you stage
kiss, do you use tongues or no tongues?

Look at you.

Come on, I'm only having a joke.

Oh, look.

My boyfriend's in.

Oh, it's Creed. Hi.

Hello, son.

Hello,

darling. Hello.

What are you doing standing there? You
should sit inside.

Don't stand there. It's full of
scumbags.

Sorry. Listen, come over here. I want to
talk to you.

What?

I've got something for you.

What's this?

It's a present.

Baby. What do you want to say?

What do you think I want to say?

Come on, say it.

Yes or no?

Oi, do you want me to marry you? Say it,
come on.

Yes or no?

Do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me
to marry you? Yes or no?

Ray? I'm going a bit of business now.
I'll be home about 11.

I'll see you tonight. I won't be late,
all right? Aren't we even going to have

glass of champagne together? Tonight I
will, darling. I've just got to go.

What are you doing?

I'll have you to bits.

Don't hang around here, you old scumbag.

Sleep like a baby.

Dream till the sunrise Turns on the day

In the avenues and alleyways While you
sleep

There's a whole world coming alive
People and their brothers Fighting one

another In and out of every dive The
avenues and alleyways

Alone can survive.

Look around the jungle. See the rough
ensemble.

Listen to the squealer cry.

Then a little later, in the morning
paper, read about the way he died.

When I was a child, I was terrified of
insects.

Or of cruel and foul things.

Especially flies.

But my best friend Jude taught me how to
conquer this fear.

First we caught them, then we touched
them, and before long we could hold

They even pulled their wings off.

Jude explained it wasn't an act of
cruelty, it was an act of discipline.

When I pulled those wings off, I
realised it was right.

It showed me you can gain strength.

Jude's uncle was Ray Creed.

He taught him to never back down, always
look him in the eye and keep going till

you've won.

So I think it turned out Jude became a
somebody.

And me?

I became a courier.

See, the thing is, another 10 stretch,
right?

You'll be training supervisor.

I'll get you right under my wing.

Another five years on from them.

Who knows?

You could be sitting where I'm sitting,
doing what I'm doing.

What have you got to do?

Look at me when I'm talking to you,
John.

What I mean is you're coming from the
art.

What I'm telling you, it's not just
something that comes up.

It takes years of experience.

20 years, you're going to be sitting
here telling some young pup the same

I made a decision to get out of my rut.

It's funny, isn't it?

How everyone wants to be somebody else.

So what do you think? I mean... I don't
know, mate. 20 years, you know, I love

you, but no.

My friends are my friends and my
family...

It's my business, and I never mix them.
I never have. I know, and I've never

asked you about it.

You've never asked me because over 20
years, that's always been the case.

Exactly, and I know I didn't want to
encroach on that side of your life, but

honestly think that this would work, and
I think that if you gave me the chance

to put it to your uncle, then he'd go
for it. I do.

When I looked at Jude, I realised what a
rut I was in.

He'd gone to the best schools.

He worked for his uncle, the biggest
gangster in London.

He had a life.

Me?

I was in hell.

First time I saw him, there he was.

London's biggest gangster.

Singing on his karaoke.

That's another thing about gangsters.

We're all performers.

They tell me I'll be high up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die

But between the day you fall and when
you die You never

seem to hear even no cry So as long as
the sun will shine

I'm gonna give my share, what's mine And
in the holiday

car

I was pulling my plum over the scent and
she walked in and called me.

So since that day, I couldn't get it up.

That's what it is. It's guilt trip,
isn't it?

Because she caught you.

And then I judged her. Yeah. Now you've
got all guilty. Yeah, I know, I know.

It's very embarrassing. I was
embarrassed.

Two pints and a packet of salt and nuts
for me.

Where is he?

That's him.

I thought I'd seen him. Yeah.

It's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
When can I talk to you?

After the singing.

After the entire karaoke. Nothing comes
before the karaoke.

All right, all right.

There's only two things that have scared
me in life.

Fly and Ray.

Well, I mean, it's quite simple, really,
because, well, I work as a courier.

And we have access to a lot of credit
cards. That's what I've mostly been

delivering these days.

And, you know, they're coming through
all the time, so obviously, you know, we

can get to the cards. And now that there
is a risk, obviously, of someone

cottoning on and getting a pinch, but
I'm prepared to take that risk. And

we can remove the cards from the
packages, deliver the packages, you

intact and still get... Yeah, I know how
it works.

Do you need help?

Yeah.

He's been soft on the family.

We're impressed by it, and I want to
give him this chance. I need this

So if he gives me it, I'm going to have
to start my own business.

All right?

Now, he ain't fed me.

I love you.

Not myself.

I don't know him.

No, you don't. You've got to take that
from me, though. You've got to take it

from me. 20 years I've known him. Nearly
20 years.

Do you remember that?

Do you remember that old woman, my mum
used to go? You won't be sitting here.

Yeah, I do.

It's your responsibility.

You've got to keep an eye on him.

I do.

You do?

Yeah.

You mean to say you haven't had a hard
-on in four months?

Yeah. You're joking.

I'm not joking. It's not funny, is it?

Catley's going to heal up if you don't
get the night done.

I know.

But I can't understand it. Before that,
we had an active sex life.

I was giving it to her at least three
times a month.

Three? Three times a month?

Yeah. Look, I'd do it three times a
night now. Oh, don't tell me that. Hold

hold on. How long have I been with
Maureen?

Four or five years. Five years. I'd do
it three times a night now.

Yeah, but when we started,

we were doing it seven times. I don't
want to hear that, mate. Thank you very

much. It was in an hour. I just thought
you'd help me out somehow, you know?

I can't feel anything, Dan. It's like
the devil possessed it and took it away

something.

All right, then.

See you.

See you tomorrow.

All right, mate. See you later.

See you later. Bye, mate. Bye.

Bye.

All right. Yeah, you did well.

Yeah, you did well. You're not in the
gang yet, though.

All right.

Yeah, I feel like a force of nature
Hello, baby. Could make you sing like a

What you see is the wise man's treasure
You know it's buried

beneath your feet You know you look like
a faded picture

I see the crash

I told you you know tongues, didn't I?

Marvellous. Super. Exactly the sort of
love bunnies I was looking for.

I thought

you said he was a backdoor merchant.
It's a fucking

screen kiss. Oh, well, she just opened
them out when they're busy. Oh, shut up.

A screen kiss? Your tongue's halfway
down his throat.

What have you been going on?

Don't make yourself busy. Go away or
I'll cut your face off. Go away.

Listen, don't fucking interfere when you
come to my house. This is my job. I'm

not interfering, but he's chosen me down
your throat. You don't know where it's

been. You've been wrapped around his
cock all night. Shut up. Mate,

you're fat and I'll throw you in a
river. Now go away.

I can't. I'm not having it.

Shut your mouth.

No, I've told you before.

Remember the credit card.

We were turning over, what, 15 grand a
week in the end?

Ray's getting a nice little bit extra,
and I'm getting well in there with the

gang.

Total

is,

ooh, £4 ,225.

No, no, no. I insist. I'll get it
because I've got the plan and I'm too

There you go. Stick that through, mate,
and put a little bit on for yourself.

That's fine, sir. Thanks.

Oh.

I'm sorry, Miss Smith. Your card's been
rejected.

No, if you put it through again, it'll
be all right, I'm sure. Sorry, sir. I

can't put it through. It's all right.

Get on me, right?

I'm sorry. I'm not accepting any of
these cards.

I'm keeping your card as well, sir.

Where's the tape for the camera? Where
is it?

I haven't got one. The video tape.

I haven't got one.

Where's the tape?

It's right in front of the bag.

Right in the back here? Yes.

It's right?

Yes.

I'll take a check.

Take what?

The tape.

Where were you when this was all going
on? What happened?

Yeah, what was you doing?

Who messed up the shopkeeper?

Oh, we're all fucking grasses now.

Sorry, darling.

Is that what we do?

Is it we beat up shopkeepers? Do we beat
up shopkeepers?

The guy was very effeminate.

He was also being really... Are you
joking me?

He was very, very busy.

Shut up!

Take him away, he's winding me up!

Get out!

Shut up!

There's no harm done, we've got the
tape.

John, get here. Jude, get over here. Get
away from them mugs.

Get away. Get over there.

It's all right, mate.

See this? Do you understand the
implications of this? I'm getting 15

I'm getting 15 years. And the old Bill
got hold of that. If there's only John

going in to get it, it saves me getting
15 years.

You're on a firm, John.

You're out.

It's all very well, John, but...

A blade ain't really a very effective
weapon when you're up against someone

who's trained in several different kinds
of martial arts.

No, really, mate, these hands are like
deadly weapons.

I can protect myself. Go on, go for it.

Stab me, you sire.

I don't want to do that.

He stabbed me!

He dumped me in the gut!

I'm sorry, Bruce.

What do I do? Leave it in or take it
out?

Out, out. Leave it in and go out.

Right, don't take him out. Take him on
the road.

That is

absolutely classic.

I'll put you an appointment at the sex
clinic.

You might have asked me first.

It's a brilliant one, I'll tell you. Me
and Maureen went there for a long time.

You're the cat you ain't read, don't
you?

No, I'm not saying... Stay there.

I'm not saying... Don't leave me!

Where are you going?

No signal.

You got

that 500 you owe us?

What?

Why in the window, Dan?

Have you got that 500?

Ray? What?

He owes us 500.

He's only got a long one.

It's just a mucklet.

He wants the 500.

Ray, he's adamant, he ain't got it.

He ain't having it, he's only got a long
one.

He wants the 500.

Ray, he ain't having it, Ray.

Wind the window down.

Look, he owes you 500, right?

He's only got 100 on him, and he won't
wind the window down.

Wind the window down.

Open the window.

Bill, open the window.

Keep it in there, will you? Right.

Keep it in there.

Told you.

Have I got your attention?

Yeah, man.

You've got to put your mind to your
wedding.

No, Sadie's not going to put up with it
much longer. It's not long to go. You've

got to decide whether you want to be big
or small country.

Yeah,

but what are you going to do if it's...
I need someone who's been organised.

Uncle Ray, all I'm saying is... Someone
who's good at organising.

Here, Mark.

Come here, I've got a bit of work for
you.

What's that?

I need you to organise my wedding.

What? I need someone who's good at
organising weddings. You're good at

organising things. I need you to do it.
I can't organise a wedding. Take the

car, go home and see the girls. I can't
organise a wedding, Ray. Just keep an

eye on it for Ray. We're getting a few
quid out. Do you want a church wedding,

mate? I don't care whatever she wants.
I'll have whatever she wants.

We should expand. We'll expand them.

I'm Jewish. What the fucking hell does
it matter? Just get it done.

Away you go. Take the car.

Could it be to do?

We say, like, I had a bad fall, and I
think I might have broken the bone in

cock. Could have.

Could have.

Because the thing what happened is,
right, from the back, from your spine,

spinal cord, say that's your spine,
right? Yeah. The bone flips forward up

willy like that. That's right. So you
could break it. So if I'd have sort of

broke a bit, it might not.

That's why it flips about a bit. But it
would click. It would click like that.

The first thing I need to say, Cassie
and Ray, is that Ray's impotence is

entirely normal. It's very common for
men to have impotence.

But quite often, the woman feels
rejected and they feel it's something

Is that how you feel, Cathy?

Well, yeah, I do.

In part, he feels that, you know, it's
probably my fault as well.

Of course it's not your fault. Well, you
know, I've put on a bit of weight over

the last couple of years. Oh, come on,
Cathy, don't be silly. Well, I don't

know. I still love you. If I went bald,
would you love me still? Yeah, well,

yeah. So, you know, don't be silly.

Well, you know, you just don't know, do
you?

Ray, can you masturbate?

Are you pardon?

Do you masturbate? Are you able to get
an erection when you masturbate? I don't

masturbate, mate.

No, you don't. No, I don't.

Oh, you don't? Of course you don't.

No, I don't. Was that one time you went
and you called me out?

I don't. But you wouldn't be normal if
you didn't. Well, I don't, you know, and

I'm abnormal.

You feel ashamed about masturbation,
don't you, Ray?

Have you got a thing about this or what?

No, I don't feel ashamed about
masturbation because I don't masturbate.

you don't mind using that type of
language in front of my missus, please.

Masturbation's an entirely normal thing.
Well, it might be for you, mate, but

it's not for me. No, he's being so...
This is what I mean. This is what it's

like all the time. It's like... What? If
we try and talk about anything, he just

goes back to being like a 16 -year -old.
Don't be silly, 16 -year -old. You do,

though. No, I don't. Look, I can't
believe you're... I'm not having anyone

like that in front of you, all right?
I'll give him a little slap. That was

So how'd it go, then?

He reckons it's down to stress due to
work.

Well, I'll tell you another thing. I'm
never going back to him again.

Well, you've got to give it time. You've
got to go a few times. You're not going

to just work straight away.

You've got a good few sessions.

I'll tell you what, you want to get a
bit kinky.

Do you like Domination?

We liked that, didn't we? You need to
dress up for him. Why don't you go up

and have a look around the sex shops and
get a few toys and that? What about

Anchor? Do you fancy a bit of Anchor?

See, what you need to do is try
different things. I mean, they'll be

certain things into Ray. He might like
it.

Like a cucumber or something like that.
Well, you've got to use toys and that to

spice it up a bit.

I mean, it's just like watching a
gangster film, you know? All that love

interest, getting away.

All the time you're watching it, you can
tell the woman is going to fuck it all

up in the end, you know?

That's the thing about women.

You never know what's going on in their
mind.

Enjoy the land. Enjoy England.

I mean, this is my game. This is my
England, and I want to enjoy that.

And I'll trust you.

No, you keep this yourself. It'll be
soft, you know?

It'll be soft.

It isn't bad.

You were one of the first men who looked
like the King's head.

Yeah, I remember.

That's the man I fell in love with.

Yeah, well, I don't enjoy fighting
people.

You've got power, you're strong, you
know, decision.

That's who I love. I don't love Ray the
Gentle Giant, do I?

I love Ray the Puppet.

Yeah, well, um... Well, I don't know
what to talk about. I'm just a little

bothered, so... All right?

Yeah. OK.

So, this is all about to come.

You turn into the cabin boy.

But that dream doesn't mean you're gay.

I mean, you know, they're stupid.

It must mean something, mustn't it? No,
I just think it's all part of the

stress, Ray, that's all.

Come on, let's leave Big Bad Wolf in.
Oh, please, Kath, not again. You never

know. Please. You never know. What's the
matter with you? Don't give up so

quick. Leave it out, Kath.

It's hurting.

It's hurting. Not that.

What are you doing? You're trying to
bloody pull it up or something. No, I've

just got to put some life in it, ain't
I, Ray?

That's all.

I'm going out for a meeting.

Oh, well, see, that's all part of the
problem, though, ain't it, mate? Do you

know what I mean?

And when we get down to it, and then you
go off to work, and that's where all

the stress comes from.

I'm going to end up barren.

Go on, yeah, fuck off to work. I'll stay
here. I've got no children to look

after. I might as well stay in bed all
day eating chocolate.

No, you're absolutely right, this is not
one of them.

I might, I might. Yeah, it's not one of
them.

Where are the other three? Where's our
three gone?

I don't know.

All right, mate.

Er... I'd love one.

Two points in the packet started not to
be. What's the problem with the machine?

Yeah, all right, I'm coming down.

Well, whose poxy machine is it?

Well, whose is it?

Well, to be honest, it looks like one of
Sean's. Yeah.

But worse still, how do we know?

Who's there with you? Who's there?
What's that noise?

Jude?

Jude?

Jude? What's the noise?

Oi, it ain't me.

What?

Jones! Can you hear me?

Well... Oh... I think... Can't I have a
day off?

What's going on here?

You know, we've got 57 sex jobs, right?

And I am the enforcer. I mean, I
enforce.

You've seen me. What? How many times a
week I come in here?

Four? Yeah, four or five times a week.
Well, you know, when we do it around.

I am both feared and revered, if you
like. At the same time, it's sort of a

mutual sort of respect, admiration sort
of... Wait, Al.

Shut up. Go and make me a cup of tea.

Do Donald and Ray want one?

Don't ask me.

Stop it. Ask them. Ask them yourself.

Sugar.

One.

Now, this is what it'd look like if you
were angry, if you were working

properly. But it wouldn't look like
that, would it? Why not?

Well, because it's black.

No, forget that.

Just act like this strap -on is you,
okay? It's an extension of your manhood,

all right? All right. Then, this is
Cathy.

See, you've got that wrong now, haven't
you? I mean, psychologically, it's all

wrong. Cathy hasn't got all the drawings
all over her and things, has she?

Dominic! I don't know where you are or
what you're doing.

But turn your phone on!

Mug!

Just blow harder, go on.

No, it's no good, mate. Kathy's dead.

Do you want a cup of tea?

Oh, sorry.

Al! Alan!

Alan! Al!

It ain't Eric's scene, mate.

Eric!

Whose piece of shit is that?

Which is it? That's Sean's machine, but
look, I think... Hold it.

What the fuck are you doing in here?
Johnny's taking care of it. What's he

in here, Tom?

I don't know. They just come and talk to
me. Who? Who took it?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure, mate.

Where's our machines?

They took it, mate.

What's this piece of shit doing here? If
I come in here and find these machines

in here again, I'll blow this gap up
with you and your old woman here. You've

done the right thing, George. You
smashed this up.

Fucking good job.

That's about right.

Mug. You've always been a mug and you
always will be a mug.

Mug. Don't treat me like a mug.

Right.

This is a question for Dom, Farron and
Bill.

What is the use of having a mobile phone
if it ain't switched on?

Well, Ray switched that one off.

Oh, mate, you're right, Ray. My cat
always says that.

Oh.

June.

Go to that little firm in South London.
Tell them not to put their machines on

air plots.

Take John with you.

Who is South London?

I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest guy
alive.

I'd fly you round the universe in
Fireball XL5.

Way out in space together.

Conquers all the sky My heart would be a
fireball A

fireball Every time I gazed into your
starry eyes

It takes a path to Jupiter And maybe
very soon

We'd go along the Milky Way And land on
Earth

the piss was well and truly taken. You
don't want Ray on your back?

No, I don't want Ray on my back, but
I've got to say, Geoffrey, I love that

Was that you?

Was that you?

Johnny. Johnny.

Oh, you're right, dude. I've been a
naughty boy and I apologise about

our machines into your pub, so tell Ray
I'm sorry, OK?

I think he fancies me, boss, cos he
can't stop bastard staring.

What's your name again?

Jonathan?

Sorry, Taff.

Didn't mean to make you feel sheepish.

Now, now, now, girls.

Let's do that.

We're all friends here.

But... I've got to say, it's good to
keep Ray on his toes a bit, you know

mean? Because he's getting on. He's a
big old teddy bear. Wait a minute, four

eyes.

I think you're wrong to say that,
actually. I don't think Ray's getting

upstairs at all. No, no, no, no.

He's still very, very sharp. Sharp than
he ever was. Yeah, he's a tiger.

Alan.

Anything these boys want. Pink
champagne, Hennessy, XO, the works,

yeah. Cheers, Sean. Mi casa, su casa,
Jude. A pleasure. Yeah, good to see you.

Lovely. Johnny.

Pink champagne.

That's nice, that, isn't it? Because
it's quite sweet -ass, isn't it? It's

normally that. Shut up a minute, Johnny.
Listen to me. Don't ever, ever

interrupt me in that situation again.

No -one cares what you have to think or
say in that situation. Ray, if Ray had

been here, he'd rip your head off, mate.

Yeah, I know, but I thought... No, no,
nothing.

I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in
that situation. You don't offer a word.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Yeah, all right.

Sorry.

It's all right.

Here, do you want my wine?

Yeah, you hold him.

I'm leaving the show.

You can't. You can't leave the show.
We've taken this show to the top of the

ratings. Why does that leave me if you
leave? Oh, shut up. I want to get

married. I want to move on. I want to
leave the show.

You can't, Al. It's your option for too
serious.

It's just not possible.

I can make it possible.

I know what this is about. Shut up.
You're not helping. This is about

number one. Just shut your mouth. This
is threatening you. Shut up. This is

jealous. Just go. Go.

Piss off.

Listen, you two.

If I want to leave the show, I can leave
the show. There's nothing you can do

about it, all right?

What's wrong with it?

Well, it's stupid, innit? It's in a car,
innit?

So they can steal a car, can't they?
Anyway, it's perfect sense, innit? It

how you get away.

Yeah, but they should keep it in a
warehouse, shouldn't they? It's safer

You know, something's going to...
Especially outside that, I say. It's

a nick of a bloody car, innit? Well,
what's safer about it in a warehouse,

Well, you can't steal a warehouse, can
you, Trev?

It's heavy, isn't it? It's big. It's
stuck to the bloody ground, isn't it?

You've got plenty of piss in there,
haven't you?

Can you see anyone, darling?

No, not yet, Don.

Oh, what are you going to say after
this, boy?

Thank you.

Thank you?

Thank you, Mr Galahad, for putting your
sword in my...

Talk Italian, babe. Talk Italian.

Wash yourself up quick, babe. Star
Trek's on.

I was the only one doing anything.

I couldn't believe it.

All these people are supposed to be real
players.

Yet no one seemed to do any fucking
business.

They're quite good with a gun, aren't
they, Bill?

You should give me one.

Oh, yeah.

No, thanks.

The thing with oral sex is, Ray, you've
got to get your head in the way and

you've got to get Cathy's head in the
way.

That's the whole point.

Hence the demonstration.

Look at that, Ray. You've got to admit,
that's a peach.

No, it isn't a peach, is it, Dom? It's a
bloody cucumber.

If my cat thought I was here at two o
'clock in the afternoon getting a fruit

and veg show, she'd bloody kill me. I'm
going home, mate.

So while everyone was busy poncing
about, I thought I'd go to work.

I went painting and decorating.

Because it really is about taking
decisive action early on, you know, in

conflict, isn't it? I mean, with the
Argentinian ship workers or whatever

was when they landed, you know, I mean,
if we sorted them out early on, then the

whole invasion could have been...
Voided. Yeah.

I told you, Nuala.

Put it in a disabled space. You bring it
all the way up here. This is bound to

fucking happen here.

I couldn't tell you that. I told you
it's halfway up the fucking list. The

and it's bound to happen. Might as well
walk to your partner up here.

You're fucking hopeless, Nuala. There's
loads of room down here.

Oh,

no. My beautiful car.

You bring it all the way up here, four
miles from the fucking top.

This is bound to fucking happen, innit?
I couldn't...

Shut up!

I can't believe watching me and Maureen
didn't turn you on. No, it's funny. I

mean, I'm sure it was a beautiful thing
in there, but it just didn't do nothing

for me, you know what I mean? A spare
one, I suppose.

But this is that we got here, right?
Yeah.

What you should do is put it all on.
Yeah. And then wait the cafe to come

Yeah. And give her a right big surprise,
you know what I mean?

Ray?

Back.

Foxy Place was shut.

I just

come

in and see John, yeah?

It's only 8am, mate.

Johnny is in there. I know Johnny's in
there. I know where he is. Tread, Johnny

ain't here.

Tread,

I want to see Johnny. Go and get Johnny
for me now. All right? He knows I'm

coming. Go and get him.

It's not that thing, is it?

All right, then, get the boss. Get the
Dalai Lama. Get Ray out of here. Let me

have a word with him.

Let me have a word with him.

Johnny has embarrassed me in front of my
family.

Right? He's messed my car up. He's made
a fool of me. I just want him out here.

Nothing to do with our... Nothing to do
with our teams, right? I just want him

out here on his own.

And I want to spread them like margarine
all over the street, right? Yeah.

Well, go and get him. Go and get him.
I've got no argument with you.

I've got no argument with you.

No,

no. I've got no right with you, Ray.

No right with you.

I just want to see Johnny, Trevor.

Come in.

How's your life, Ed? All right, Ed.

All right, Ed.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Taxi!

And there, in front of everyone, is a
nice swan, which obviously represents

monogamy, OK?

So then, obviously, people gasp, they
turn to the bride, and there she has a

wonderful diamond tiara.

Sparkling, almost, you know, like,
almost ice, like the swan. And then,

obviously, they look down at the bride,
they gasp again. So we've got three

gasps. It's going to be absolutely
fantastic. So it's so important that I

you in beautiful diamond tiara, OK?

So it's very important.

So what do we want and what does she
need?

Diamond. No, it's really important. What
do we want? What does she need?

Diamond! Diamond, absolutely.

Yeah, the diamond heist went ahead, but
I opted out because Ray wanted everyone

to dress up and there's no way I am
going to be made to dress up like an

Whose poxy idea was it to have half a
million pounds worth of tiara?

Stupid. What Sadie wants, Sadie gets,
Ray. You won't regret it.

He's half in the coals, man.

You tramps.

How fool is you?

Ray, look what I've got. Look what I've
got.

Oh, what is it?

Viagra. What, the real stuff?

The real stuff. You take them, yeah?
Yeah, I take them all the time, mate.

They're good, though. Get one over here,
matey. There you go.

One of these, in the five hours.

Strong like wood. Give me another one,
son. Alright, mate.

It's like Lawrence of Arabia.

Like Lawrence of Arabia before the
little boy.

Pass them around, Mark. Pass them
around.

Something's happening, mate.

No, it takes about half an hour and then
it clicks in. Have your attention,

please, everybody.

The Sheikh has arrived. I don't want
nobody to look him in the eye because

deemed unlucky in the Middle East. Turn
your backs.

Turn your backs, Bromley. You're not
worthy of him. Come on.

And you, turn your back, everyone. And
you, uh, shake your, uh, oi, uh, uh,

turn. After all that mead's got me on.
Shake your, uh, rum is ready, sir.

Alaykum salam. And if you feel the
shaked presence in the hotel, you turn

back. Do you understand?

You're not worthy.

I'll get the photographer, but I always
need pictures. That's what the readers

want. Pictures.

We can do pictures?

Yeah. We can give you anything you want.

You've got to give us that front page.
You get them together, I'll get the

photographer. No problem.

Mr. Cloudermans? Yes, indeed.

Mark, nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you. Nice to put a face to the facts.

please call me Will.

Fim, did you bring the Gagarin pair?

Indeed, I have it here.

Is it working? What do you think? I feel
like setting five, mate. I'm ready to

take off.

It's brilliant. Thank you very much.
They're always so dynamic.

They're very sort of cut and thrust.

Excellent. Mr. Cloudermans, this is
Shake, your Corey.

This is Mr. Cloudermans. I'm so excited.
I've been up all morning.

Your Highness.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What?

Would you like a nice cup of coffee?

Coffee would be good, thank you. Nice
cup of coffee, please. Oh, fantastic.

But these are the... Coffee's hot.

Coffee would be fine, thank you very
much. Perhaps you'd like a little cream?

No, thank you. No cream. Black.

And what sort of value would they be?

Here you would be looking at, say, 750
,000 sterling pound.

I'm getting so excited.

And is that what we're looking for?

Okay, chaps, take them over to Sean's
lounge and tie him up.

What? No!

Please, don't hurt me!

I've got money.

Have him over, Bill.

It is not necessary to tie me, but be
gentle and use lubricant.

What did he say?

You're not a backdoor merchant, are you?

Thanks for coming down on your break.
Don't be angry.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I've been horrible to you. Really
horrible.

Look, let me show you something. Come
here.

Come here. Look at this.

Look at all of that.

That whole studio is now rural widows.
That's us.

Yes, great.

Brilliant. Brilliant.

Brilliant. Yes.

Yeah?

I apologise.

Do you accept that?

Yeah, I do.

Don't get too familiar. Get out of me.
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to get that London's Coke out
of the back of that car. And we've got

the information. Let's act on it.

If we cause a war, so what?

War's good.

Take the Falklands. Do you know what I
mean?

Well, you've invaded.

I said, no, no, not having that. Not
having it. Just weren't going to have

So we got a task force together, you
know, and went down there thousands of

miles away, freezing cold.

outnumbered i think six to one i think
it was did the business did the job got

it back you know and it took a war to
make this country great again man

all right

i'm just checking my wings

And you as the scabbard, okay? Oh, I
don't know where you get these artists

from. All right, come on, now, talk
Italian.

I don't know how many Italians. Yes, you
do. Go on.

Oh, Giorgio Armani.

Oh, lovely.

Christian Dior.

Oh.

Oh, um, Giselle Sassoon. Oh, baby.

Italian.

Oh, I don't know.

My chest is up near that.

Yeah, that's a one.

Definitely.

The car in front is a Toyota.

It is. Go on, then.

What are you going to do?

What?

Excuse me.

You couldn't tell me the way to the
nearest police station, could you?

We look like tourist information. Get
out, you freak.

You fuck off, mate.

All right.

Shut up.

Shut up. I'm going to tell you about me
now. Me for a change, all right?

About me, not fucking about you.

Now, I've done some terrible things in
my life, things I ain't fucking proud

I've done things for love and for
honour, for people I love, right? See

shit in this fucking ring? You mugged me
off!

Mugged me off!

Made me look a fucking mug!

Listen,

you know what?

What? We've got to make sure this is
just between me and you. Listen to me,

listen to me.

Seriously now.

We've got to make sure this is just
between me and you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking right.

Yeah. No one else. No one. I mean, like,
no one. Something like that.

I like what you've done with this place,
Ray. It's lovely.

It's kind of, uh... distressed.

It's a bit like me, really.

Distressed. Minty. Tight -lipped.

Pissed off.

Surf London.

Oh, shit.

I've got half the mechanicals and bricks
breathing down my bloody neck.

Geezers aren't supposed to be
protecting. They pay me to look after

Two of them got gated, and my cocaine
got stolen. I'm Percy.

At my back pocket, Bosh, somewhere down
on the toes of my fucking cocaine.

I'm not a happy bunny, Ray.

I don't know what to say to these
fellas.

For fuck's sake.

Now, a little birdie told me, in fact I
know, that one of your crew here, one of

your boys,

Nicked it.

And I know who it was.

It was your new boy wonder, Johnny.

Here.

Now, do I have your word, Ray, that you
didn't nick my cocaine?

John, do you nick his powder?

No.

On your life?

Yes.

And that is your word, is it, Ray?

Yes. Bollocks.

Hold that, mate.

Shoal.

Shoal!

Don't be like that.

Bill, don't sort him out a case of
champagne.

Adam, do something. Make yourself busy.

Come on, Fats, get the wheels.

You didn't take your spout, did you?

All right, me brother.

What's up, star?

I'm not your brother.

I'm not star.

What's been going on here, then? It's
like a fucking beer garden.

Red stripe.

Cut the crap.

Two of mine are dead.

My coat's missing.

What are you going to do about it? I
mean, what am I paying you for? See,

how long have I known you, right? Two
years, yeah? Two years. Nothing like

has ever happened before, has it, right?
Straight up, yeah?

Now, I'm sorry about your mates being
cat, right? But I swear to God, I'm

shit down a fucking world of pain on
these geezers, right? You want your

You want your trumpet? It's right here,
mate. Here.

Trev, here's your trumpet.

There you go, lovely.

And I'll get these boys for you, all
right?

Peace. I'm out.

See you later.

I know I lost two portions of cocaine.
My cocaine!

Right?

My credibility is wounded with the boys
from Brixton. Absolutely trashed.

Because they... I'm surrounded by
doughnuts. He's got a pointy face. He's

looking after him.

When I see those North London boys, when
I see those North London boys, I'm

going to rip their heart out and sit
here, right? Now, you sort yourself out,

and you open the door and take me home.

Take me home.

What is all this, Sean? Look.

All this grief.

Ray wants peace.

Northside want peace. Yeah, all right.
Sure, it's quiet enough. Belt up, Bill.

Shut up. Put a sock in it, mate.

You're taking libs. You're in my gaff
now, all right? So behave yourself, by

manners.

Now, quite frankly, I'm a little bit
pissed off.

Do you know what I mean?

I mean, coming in with a case of
champagne, saying, I'm sorry, Ray wants

But look, I'm down two parcels of Percy.

Yeah?

Two parcels of my own cocaine, gone.

Bosh.

And I know that. You know how I know
you've done it?

You've only got it signed off! You saw a
mug on the side of the car!

You doughnut!

And that is why I'm going to have to tie
you up now.

I'm only the driver!

There, John.

Thanks. Nice surprise.

Yep. I've got a present for you.

Hello, John.

All right, John.

See, this isn't stressful. This is for
the good of me.

Come here, dude.

Come here.

You've broken my nose.

No. Have a look at my nose.

It's broken, mate.

Now, come on.

Now.

That's a good one, isn't it?

Come here, John.

And John.

If you ever go to the papers again, far
worse is going to happen to you, right?

You'll be dead.

Please, not in the face.

This is stressing me out. You've got it
wrong, Ray. This gets rid of the stress.

All of this gets rid of your violent
tendencies.

Really? Yeah, really.

I'll leave another bit there.

Remember the face.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

See?

Yeah, I feel good. I told you. Feel
good?

Oh, I think somebody's seen something.

Everett, there's my little Charlotte.
She's lovely. She's absolutely lovely.

She looks like you.

Matthew, if you make sure that's done up
properly, that is a legendary bill.

Special forces might have a gun up his
arse.

Look at the state of you, Alan. Look at
the state. Why do they call you fat,

Alan? Have you fired?

Have you fired?

30 shots.

What's this?

A six -pack or a party seven?

What's that?

That's it.

I'll show you.

I'll show you a bit. I'll stick your
finger in it, mate.

Oh,

that's deep.

Where's your shotgun now, you bastard?

It's not up your arse, is it?

Action man.

Action man haven't got an arse, has he?

He hasn't got a...

I'm afraid I'm getting bored.

Time will wait for no man, Trev. Let's
get this party rolling a little bit.

You know what to do. Take the kitchen.

I went out and put the head on. Cut the
tea.

What do you want, Matthew? Hot.

Bill! Bill!

Haven't you got anything to say for
yourself, young man?

Say something!

Jesus, Rick!

Shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

That ain't me on the front page.

Listen, she's a diamond.

I know she's a diamond, but I love her.

You've got to tell her that you're
sorry.

I don't care. You sit out there now and
go and tell her you're sorry. You are.

I'm telling you. That ain't me on the
front page. Get out there now.

Don't drive me mad. Get out there.

Oh, look how he's walking.

With his tail between his legs.

Just like a little puppy dog.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Come here.

Is that the one that the breeders
recommend?

They do.

Yeah, they do. Oh, they're good. Because
I don't want to, you know, I want to

give them the best. Only the best. Only
the best. Only the best. Only the best.

Only the best. Only the best. Only the
best. Only the best. Only the best. Only

the best. Only the best.

Only the best.

You dirty dog.

Sorry for the old marigolds, I think.
Why not, sir? Lovely, lovely pop.

Sweet.

There you go.

Why not proper, mate? I don't want any
shit on me old boat tank.

Do you know what I mean?

Right then, there you go.

Go to work.

Right then.

Shall we worm in?

Lovely.

Oh, uh, Ted.

I think you'll be wanting that, mate.

Thank you, boss.

Off you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

Bad dog. Bad dog.

All right, I've had enough of this.

Boys, upstairs, pronto.

Turn the bar on. Let's do Bill first,
all right?

Come on, soldier.

Come on.

Come on, get in, Ray.

Bring him up.

Come on, soldier. Boy, turn up your bar.
Come on.

Look,

he's just like all the gazers. His
bark's worse than his bite.

I don't think I'll get with it any
further.

Come in. Cheers.

Oh.

There is he.

Well, his temperature and pulse rate are
up and down a bit, but his bowel

movements are fine, though.

What happened to him? Oh, sorry, Ray.

No, they force -fed him LSD, they
tortured him, and they threw him from an

upstairs window.

Is that all?

They fed him dog food as well.

What, chunky?

Listen, I want you to go out and see
Sean again, all right? Tell him I've got

have a meeting somewhere in the open.

I want to be friends again. I mean, I
can't have this. Lots of people are

getting hurt.

This could be it. I think you could go
off. This could be war. No, listen,

Listen, this is a good opportunity to
calm things down, all right? Yeah.

So you let me and you let Ray as you
were talking. We've known Sean for a

time. It would be good just... Yeah.

Is that for me?

Yeah. It's loaded. Be careful.

I'll be going tooled up.

Yeah.

I'll show you how to use it on the way
down, but don't point it at anyone you

like. All right.

How are you, sir?

I'm well, Ray. You?

Good. Did you get the champagne?

Yeah. Do you like it? No.

Yeah, well, you've got to have that
Laurent Perrier pink. You have it with

peaches and the syrup. That's nice.

Subelini.

Look,

I don't like champagne, Ray. The
bubble's got my nose. Where's my coke?

John, I haven't got your coke. Why the
fuck would I want your coke? Where's my

coke? Why would I want to take your
coke? Why?

Because it's worth a mint, mate. Where
is my coke?

I haven't got your coke.

I know you've got my coke, Ray. Don't
mack me off like a two -bob, mate. It's

Sunday.

Don't mack me off like a two -bob.

Mate, what's that fucking mean? What's
that, a new term?

John, this is bollocks, mate.

Look, let's have a little talk.

Oh, we'll be friends. We're friends. Why
are you just bollocks?

Well, let's talk.

Come round here, then.

Now, come on. We'll have a little walk.
Look, I'll tell you what. Much better

right there, mate.

You come round here. We'll have a little
walk down there. No, I don't want to

come round here. Look, you're mob
-handed. This is me and you. Have a

walk. I'm mob -handed. Come round here.
Have a little walk around.

Now, you look after me.

Hold up. Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up. Hold up.

Don't bunk it.

All right?

Now, look, I'll call to me.

Let's have a little walk. You come round
here. No, I don't want to come round

there, Ray. You come round here. I do
not want to come round that side of your

fucking car. You come round here. All
right, meet in the middle. No, I ain't

meeting in the middle of the car.

Don't have a walk.

Just have a walk and a talk, me and you.
I don't want to come round that side.

You fucking come round this side. You
come round. No, you come round here.

Let's have a talk, a walk and a talk.

Come round here.

Bonnet. No, I ain't bonnet. You get
round here and talk.

I'm on shot.

Fucking hell, he shot me in the head. He
shot me in the fucking head.

He shot me in the head.

He has, look, he's coming up the back.

He's going right the way through.

Get the big boys out of here.

to get some logs, didn't I? Didn't I
tell you to get me some logs?

Why don't we have the big fucking guns?

I've had a divvy up, right? Used over
200 rounds.

The only person who ate anything was
Johnny Boyer.

I mean, I've got the pit -headed fishies
at Bow Well, the jellyfish, and Freddy

fucking Kruger. What a firm I've got.

That's good, though. We sent them
through the long grass, didn't we?

Yeah, chased the trillions out of the
playground, eh?

And personally, I find a nice little
firefight, you know, well, it separates

men from the boys, doesn't it?

Oi, Tom.

Yeah? See, one time you ain't going to
get to shag the bridesmaids, mate. Not

this, anyway.

Oi, Mark.

Don't you think this rehearsal's a bit
stupid?

No, I don't think it's stupid. I think
it's essential.

Look, the reason why I've got you here
today is I need to know how the fabrics

and the colours respond in the light.

I mean, look, I mean, they don't match,
so one of these have got to go. I've

ordered flowers for the apps.

So how do I know what colours I'm going
to use, eh?

I think it's funny. The good thing about
this, it gives me a clearer idea of

what I've got to do on the day. I've got
a gut feeling this is going to be

absolutely fantastic.

I thought this was it.

I thought I'd done it.

I thought everyone had been mad for it
now.

Yeah? This was real. This was war.

But no.

This was about a bloody wedding in a
bloody church.

But I still had one card up my sleeve.

Yeah.

I still had one more chance.

Even though the gun jammed, I still
think they got the message.

I can't wait to show you that in every
single room.

Oh, you're getting old.

I'm getting all right.

It is annoying to feel something.

Feel that?

Yeah, I'll feel it. Yeah?

It's a bit bigger, isn't it?

Yeah. I'm putting weight on. I'm
pregnant.

Baby, I'm pregnant.

I'm going to have a little Raymundo.

I love you.

It's fucking brilliant, isn't it?

Yeah, isn't it?

I'm having your baby.

Shall we stay here tonight?

You want me? Yeah.

Eh?

I'll get rid of Alan.

Alan!

Alan! What do you want?

What are you doing?

You won't even be on that tree.

There's nowhere else to go.

You've been listening to what I was
saying.

Sorry. Fuck off.

Go and take the cart and go. I'm staying
here tonight.

I'll phone you tomorrow.

Shall I take the car? No.

Just go.

You're getting like a nunce.

I keep hanging about all the time.

Straight ahead towards the roundabout.

Around the roundabout, the ragged rock
all ran.

Turn left.

What, just here? Oh, God, I've missed
it.

You have made an incorrect detour.

Yes, I know that, but you bloody never
told me it's all right at the last

minute.

You have arrived at...

No Leave me alone.

All right I've got go Have a nice cheese
sandwich

I'll let Conrad go.

Oh.

So I'll call you.

I'll call you in about half an hour.

Yeah,

no, he's got his own restaurant. Yeah,
whatever, just stay in touch.

It's all sorted when we go down. We get
a nice table and all that. Yeah, all

right, mate.

He's got more than 20 minutes,
obviously.

Yeah.

It's all going off, mate.

They just firebombed Uncle Ray's car.

What? Yeah, Alan was in it. They was
like that close to getting in it.

What do they think they're doing?

Why, he's probably a little upset I
tried to shoot him in the face the other

day, isn't he?

What? Yeah, I probably ruined his whole
week. I went round his house, I stuck my

gun in his face, and it jammed.

Buddy, Lisa, can you take the girls next
door for a minute, please?

No. Take the girls in the bathroom.

You fuck off into the bathroom! Will you
have a party in the bathroom?

Aye.

When was this, Johnny?

Two days ago.

You never told me, Johnny. You never
asked me.

Well, no, I didn't. I'm not going to,
you know, start talking about something

like that, am I? I'd better go and do
it, do you know what I mean? I'll keep

a secret.

But you know now... Firebomb.

Firebomb? What?

Firebombed.

Firebombed.

You firebombs! And an offside, you
fucking lunatic!

You waltz figure -lucky pest!

Are you mad?

You've broken the first cardinal rule.
You do not fuck about in people's

families. Now, I've got kids.

Ha!

Kids fucking burn!

I'll just put your throat down. I'll
fuck the wound right out, unless you're

cousin.

You fucking bishop, you're right here,
son. I swear to God, I'll kick you right

now!

Go on, answer back.

False Fed hasn't had another ruby, has
he?

That South London bombed your motor,
mate.

How's that one?

You've got someone who's been stabbed,
tortured, False Fed LSD, thrown out of a

window and blown up. I'd say he's
feeling pretty bad, wouldn't you, mate?

What's his middle name? Lucky?

All right?

All right.

Hey, what happened?

South London bombing car.

That's Fat Alan, all right.

Yeah, well, it seems he's been... I'm
verbal.

Uncle Ray, can I have a word?

It might be a minute.

I know why all this has happened.

He's uncontrollable.

We went round to Matthew's, that bloke,
Matthew, that Irish bloke, that Welsh

bloke, and he stuck a gun in his face in
front of his family, in front of his

kids.

So... What are we going

to do?

I don't know what to do.

This is becoming an habit.

Well, he has been starved. He's been
caught.

He's been force -fed LSD. He's been
burnt.

He's been one of the most unluckiest men
alive.

Yeah, well, these things happen in his
game all the time. You know, he's a

stuntman. Yeah, I'm afraid they do.

What's happened now?

Tell Ray what happened.

What? He got blown up.

Well, I can see that. Is he all right?

Are you all right? How are you feeling?

He feels like he shouldn't be in this
line of work anymore.

Winks went by without a peep.

No comebacks, no revenge, no, you know,
pissing and moaning. Nothing.

I had to take your camel out to be
cleaned today, right?

Yeah. I sent it out the pockets.

I found this.

Now, would you mind telling me what
you're doing shoveling this shit up your

ooter? You just keep me going sometimes.

Long hours I'm working.

Well, keep it going. No wonder me and
you can't keep it going. You're taking

this crap. I won't do it anymore.

All right? You promise? I promise.

The other thing, what's this?

I don't know.

You don't know what that is?

No. Are you sure?

No, where was that then?

That was in your coat pocket as well.
How did that get there then? Oh, well,

maybe this might have something to do
with it. Come in here. I've got

else here to show you. This is
marvellous. Maybe you can explain to me

this is then, eh? I mean, have a look at
this.

What's all this then?

Well, I can explain.

What are you doing with guns in here, El
Capone?

Well, they weren't nothing to do with
Rainier.

They were found?

No, no, no. I found them, Ray.

Still, have you told him about our
little bit of news, good news?

We're pregnant.

I'm going to have a baby.

Are you? Yeah, well, no, Cathy's going
to have the baby.

Oh, lovely baby, isn't he? Yeah, no,
we're really pleased. Congratulations,

I thought I'd asked. No, no, no, lovely.

You ain't got to ask. You're like me
partner.

You want to leave, you leave.

Still coming to me wedding, are you? Oh,
yeah, yeah. Come on. I've got a bit

more Elvis.

Oh, yeah, I've done me Elvis pics, yeah.
All right, I know you're all gagging to

get up here.

For the karaoke.

Hello.

Raymond is.

All done in his costume.

Are you going to drink tonight, Ray?

Lovely.

And if Alan does, I know he wanted to
sing tonight.

He wanted to sing fire.

Or how much is that doggy in the window?

He can't sing because he's got a bit of
derby trouble.

Anyway, we're going to enjoy ourselves
tonight, have an old -fashioned party,

all right? So everyone get up here
tonight and have a sing -song.

Some blinding singers here tonight.

I'm not having a go, Cherry. It's all
the things. I just feel stupid in this

outfit, that's all.

Well, you look stupid, but that's really
the point, isn't it? Stupid? You made

me wear it. Yeah, but this is all part
of it. This is the fun of it, isn't it?

No, I just feel stupid in this outfit.

See?

Do you feel good?

No, yeah, I feel all right. What's the
matter with you?

Come on, get back on the couch.

No, no.

Come on.

No, leave it. Everyone loves you.

Do they? Yeah.

All right, then.

Are you going to sing a little song with
me and Sadie on a karaoke tonight?

Me? Yeah.

No.

What do you know?

No, they wouldn't have it.

Well, what is it?

Avenues and alleyways.

Tiny Christie, lovely words. You're on.
All right, John. As you know, it's all

right. What are you singing tonight,
Mug? Don't let me down.

Yeah, let me just finish this fag and
this drink.

Oh, you'll be a king.

Never do a thing.

Four and twenty, that first thing alone.

Royalty, they all will bring.

When you are a king, everywhere it goes.

People bow and bow.

Challenges to take you anywhere.

People.

When you are a king.

All right?

Do you want to, um... What's the name?
No, no.

I can't. Come on.

No, mate, I'm best man. I've got to be
out of here, mate. Just today.

Mate. Bill.

Won't be on my side,

but finally...

I thought Ray'd lost a stomach for it
after that.

Then months went by, he spent all his
time in the country.

Grew a beard, went all rustic, you know?

And he struck this deal with South
London, and months went by and nothing

happened.

Nothing.

Gloria wore bollocks.

Johnny! Stu!

How you doing, mate?

How you doing, actually?

No, listen, I've only got two minutes.

All the boys are going to a fantastic
party. Johnny, listen, listen, listen to

me. Wake up, because this is important.

All the boys are going to a party
tomorrow night. Fancy dress, right?

going. Ray really wants to see you.
You've got to come. Fancy dress. Can you

come, yeah? Johnny. What? Can you come?
Tomorrow? Tomorrow.

Yeah. Can you get a costume?

All right, Johnny.

All right.

Well done. Brilliant costume.

Thanks very much.

I had murder coming over here, man. My
car went bang, and then all the bits

off it.

Oh, don't hate me.

We're about three hours early.

I was going to say, where's your merry
men?

We can have a drink.

Oh, nice one. You fancy a quick drink?
Yeah. I'm sorry about that, mate.

They'll be here any minute, I'm sure.

Anyway, you can polish this off.

Take a load off, Coco.

Thanks, Mr Hood.

Have a seat. Or can I call you Robin?
Call me Robin, brother.

Call me Robin.

Hello, son.

All right, Wayne.

How's it going?

All right.

That's a nice beard. What's it come out
of, sir? Frizzly agates, is it?

No, Sadie likes it.

Says it gives me the appearance of being
softer.

Like that fella, um, here.

Yeah.

That's not fair, though, Wayne. I mean,
to be honest. Look, look, I wouldn't

just start the mountain.

Look, what are you commenting?

You're a character you, Sean, you know?
You're a throwback.

Of course I had to run to you.

You got it?

Nah.

Well, you got it.

What's coming?

What?

Stuffing.

Yeah,

yeah.

Fucking hell.

Do I look all right?

No,

you look well, sir.

Right, look.

This is about all the coke and South
London and all that, right? Yeah? This

about that.

It's not me, man. It's Sean, isn't it? I
mean, he's made it all up.

He's made it all up about... Evening,
Johnny.

What's going on?

What's he doing here?

Guess what you told him to find your
spank mags.

With guns and knives.

And my coke.

Bollocks.

I don't even know what you're talking
about.

Dude!

Alright, listen, just shut up.

Shut up and listen to me.

Alright? Just shut up and listen to me.

Can you just explain?

But I'd never do anything like this. Not
to you.

You know? I'd be hurting you.

I need you to tell them that for me.
Alright, alright, alright!

Get out!

Okay, alright!

Alright! You're the one who's screwed
up, John.

You're the one who screwed up. You
wouldn't do anything to me. What's that?

What's that? That's bullshit. That is
fucking bullshit, mate.

Let me in. Let me in at the family. It's
the one thing you can do to me. Let me

in. Introduce me to your uncle when I
introduced you. When did you once think

the same thing? Thank you for that. I
did it for you.

You didn't do fuck all for me. I did it
for you. You're going to fucking drag me

into more and more trouble.

Ask him about the guns.

Yeah, what about the guns, eh? What?
What? No one was fucking tooled up. Come

on. Hold on to this, Stu. This one's for
you.

Don't point it at anyone. I was just
trying.

dragging my family into the fucking
firing line.

What about the coke? Yeah, and the coke.

The coke, man. He asked me to get the
coke. He wanted us to get the coke

he wanted to stir it up.

Didn't you? What about our cafe?

What about our cafe?

What about our cafe?

I hope you don't think it's a liberty,
me turning up like this.

But I thought I'd show my face.

Gotta make the effort, haven't you?

Yogi. Shot.

Right, mate, he's, uh, still twitching.

Is he? Yeah.

Come on.

There you go. Shot him up the arse.

Wanted to, uh, stuff him out, that. Love
him when you want.

Hmm.

Where's you from, the kid?

Wrexham. Is it? Yeah.

Will you sing? Why, you could.

You could have a croon of yourself,
wouldn't you? I can hold it soon, yeah.

What's that sobby song you sing? I sing.
I'll have the next one for you.

Avenues and alleyways with silly
Johnny's song.

Sure. How about that?

Silly avenues and alleyways Where a
man's got to work out which

side he's on Any way he chooses, tempted
by loses

I'm going to try.

To make you sing like a bird released
What you see

is a wise man's treasure You know it's
buried beneath your feet

You know you look like a faded picture I
see the cracks

freezing on your skin And as the world
slowly turns it hits

you