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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.
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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.
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Yeah, or Her.
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Oh, I-I meant God.
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No, I-I know. So did I.
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"Our Father who art in heaven"
sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although,
"created all life"
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sounds like a woman.
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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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He's a man.
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So, God's a woman.
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Come on.
It's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Your comment seemed
disrespectful of God.
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And frankly, a little ignorant
of the scripture.
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Okay, you know what?
I can't do this.
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I quit.
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What did she do?
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What did I do?
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We'll climb back
into the low 70s
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Saturday and Sunday,
and then cold front number two
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rolls in Sunday night.
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Can you believe that's who
they replaced me with?
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I mean,
look at what she's wearing.
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You're not in a nightclub, lady!
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She kind of looks like you.
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No, she doesn't.
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We've got scattered storms
across the state from Houston,
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- all the way to Dallas.
- If you're pointing at Dallas,
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it's two inches lower, you dummy.
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What you watching?
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- New weather girl.
- Nope.
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Thanks for watching,
I'm Kelli with an I,
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and that eye is on your weather.
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God.
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I bet everyone's gonna love her
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and no one's even gonna care
that I'm gone.
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Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides,
you'll find another job.
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It's not that easy, Georgie.
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I don't know, just last week,
Kelli with an I
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didn't have a job,
and now look at her.
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Mr. McAllister, wait up.
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You two planning
anything fun tonight?
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Movie? Board game?
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Maybe a shower?
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I showered.
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Recently.
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She's fine. She don't stink.
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- Thank you.
- But your legs are getting a little bushy.
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Here's an interesting thing:
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women started shaving their legs
during World War II
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'cause their nylon stockings
were being used to make parachutes.
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How is that helpful?
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I didn't say "helpful,"
I said "interesting."
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I take it the job hunt
is not going well?
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I sent my tape to every station
between here and Houston.
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No one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks.
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You just got to be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up,
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I don't need to be pitied
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and I don't need to be reminded
of how hairy my legs are!
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So, I understand someone
has a big birthday coming up.
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Oh, that's right. 21.
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Our boy's becoming a man.
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Planning anything fun, Amanda?
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Oh, right. Um...
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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.
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Nah, you got to do something.
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Mandy, what did you do
for your 21st?
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- I don't remember.
- It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious.
You ain't got to do nothing.
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No, it... it's a big birthday.
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Whatever you want.
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- I'm telling you, it's not...
- Pick something.
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How about shave your legs?
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Or wear nylons.
They're available again.
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Oh, come on, I can't do it.
They'll recognize my voice.
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I ain't calling the station
to complain about the new weather girl.
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No, you don't have to complain,
just say that you miss me.
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'Cause I'm less of a whore.
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- Sorry, not doing it.
- Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years
of college and don't charge you rent.
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Yeah, and nothing else!
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Hello?
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Hi, Mandy. How are you?
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Well, that's a rabbit hole
you don't want to go down.
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Understood.
I just wanted to check in
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and see what you were thinking
for Georgie's birthday.
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Oh, um...
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He said
he didn't want to do anything.
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Really?
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Is it a surprise party?
Is he in the room?
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If he is, just say,
"What did Missy do now?"
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No, there's no party.
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We're just gonna have
a quiet evening at home.
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Oh, well, if there's no party,
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I'd be happy to cook him
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol
if he wants,
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but no hard stuff.
I'm not operating a speakeasy.
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Got it. I'll leave
my moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke. Bye.
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Relax. I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey. It's Missy.
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Oh. Hey, what's up?
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How about I throw Georgie
a birthday party?
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My friend Jennifer's parents
are gone next week,
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we have the place to ourselves.
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You want to throw Georgie
a party at your friend's house?
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Yeah. I just need money
for a couple kegs.
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I am not buying you alcohol.
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I'm providing the venue.
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How about this;
when you turn 21,
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I'll throw you a big party.
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Like I want a 40-year-old
planning my birthday party.
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I will be 37!
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I'm gonna cut out
a little early on Wednesday.
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My mom's cooking me
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, I didn't know
it was your birthday.
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It's okay,
you ain't got to get me nothing.
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"Ain't got to get me nothing."
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How about English lessons?
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- It's your 21st, right?
- Yeah.
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- And you're celebrating it at your mother's?
- Yeah.
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Please tell me
you're gonna get drunk after.
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No. But my mom said I could
have a beer with dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar
on your 21st birthday
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is a rite of passage.
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Mandy's having a rough time.
I don't want to make her celebrate.
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Fine, then I'm taking you out.
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Thanks. Awful dang kind of you.
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"Awful dang."
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You do hear
how other people talk, right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How about ice cream?
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I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey. I had a thought about
Georgie's birthday gift
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- I wanted to run by you.
- Oh, crap.
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It's in two days.
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I know, I know.
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What are you gonna get him?
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I was thinking
a silver money clip,
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maybe shaped like Texas.
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I don't know, he's pretty attached
to that stupid Velcro wallet.
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All right, I'll keep thinking.
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And you better be thinking, too.
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He only turns 21 once.
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I wish it had been before
you had a baby, but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Honey, I know you're having a tough time,
but if the situation were reversed,
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you know Georgie would
suck it up and make a fuss.
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I'll make a fuss, fine.
Leave me alone.
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Is CeeCee having
ice cream for lunch?
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God, I'm a bad mother,
I'm a bad wife. Anything else?
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You're kind of
a crappy daughter, too.
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- $700.
- L.
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There are three L's.
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Yep. Raking up there.
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Close to $5,000.
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What are you doing?
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Your legs aren't that hairy.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with the pits?
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Hey.
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Hey. How was your job?
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Fine. So, listen, I was talking
to Ruben about my birthday,
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and he really wants
to take me out for drinks.
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What about your mom's?
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Well, we'll have dinner and then
I'll meet with him afterwards.
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You don't have to come.
It can just be a guys' night.
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I'm free.
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Great. The more the merrier.
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Well, h-hang on.
I... I thought you didn't want
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to do anything special.
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Oh, I know,
but Ruben's really into it.
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Well, then, I should come, too.
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Sorry. Dudes only.
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Well, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
Because I am a good wife
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and a good mother
and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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You're kind of a so-so sister.
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ Dear Georgie ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Make a wish.
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Yay.
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Champagne for me
and the birthday boy.
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- Thank you.
- How about me?
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You make enough bad choices
without alcohol.
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A toast to my firstborn.
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I am so proud of you.
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I wish your dad could be here
to see all you've accomplished.
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A father, a husband,
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a business owner, only 21.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, I thought you were done.
Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see
what the future holds.
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Happy birthday.
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Cheers.
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Mmm.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Thanks, everybody.
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I always knew whatever you set
your mind to, you would achieve.
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Aww, that's what my parents
used to say about me.
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You'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great
husband to provide for you.
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How about presents?
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Oh. Me first.
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Hmm.
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- Dang.
- What is it?
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A Texas-shaped money clip.
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And it's solid silver.
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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Yeah, it just came to me.
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I've been sitting on this wallet
since seventh grade.
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It's gonna be hard
to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom.
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Well, this is a little
awkward now, but here.
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A new Velcro wallet. Cool.
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The birthday boy is here.
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Let me pour you a beer.
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Forget beer.
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Uh, waitress,
four shots of tequila.
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Really?
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Yeah, come on, it's a party.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna put some songs
on the jukebox.
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See if they got any Aerosmith.
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It is your birthday, but no.
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- Here you go.
- Ooh.
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To the birthday boy.
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- Ain't we gonna wait for Connor?
- Nope.
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Whoo!
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Uh-oh.
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Morning.
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Oh, look what the cat spit up.
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Ha ha.
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- What happened?
- Uh, well,
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I just puked a pepperoni pizza
I don't remember eating,
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so that's one thing.
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When you and Georgie came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.
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Really?
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He sounded pretty mad.
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Did you hear what it was about?
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You don't know?
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Look at me.
Do I look like I know anything?
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Well, did you see him
this morning?
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No, he left before I got up.
255
00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:32,605
Well, maybe we made up.
256
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,407
He slept on the couch.
257
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,893
Maybe we didn't.
258
00:11:36,252 --> 00:11:38,028
Got the toilet unclogged.
259
00:11:38,082 --> 00:11:39,847
Someone tried to flush
this money clip.
260
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,332
What? He tried to flush
my birthday present?
261
00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:44,534
You stole my idea?
262
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,020
Oh, I got to talk to him.
263
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,439
Don't you think you should find out
some more information first?
264
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,309
Who's right, who's wrong?
265
00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:54,154
These are important things
to know
266
00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:56,500
if you are gonna win this fight.
267
00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:57,998
Why does she have to win?
268
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,987
Jim, not now.
269
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,271
You're alive. Impressive.
270
00:12:19,646 --> 00:12:21,856
I need you to connect
some dots for me.
271
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,290
Which dots?
272
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,726
The ones between tequila shots
and ten minutes ago.
273
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,765
- That's a lot of dots.
- It was a lot of shots.
274
00:12:30,423 --> 00:12:32,249
What's the last thing
you remember?
275
00:12:32,464 --> 00:12:35,145
Uh, you went over
to the jukebox.
276
00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,337
Ugh, that jukebox.
277
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,406
A wasteland of classic rock.
278
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,379
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
279
00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:43,130
Hey, hey. Focus.
280
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,028
Right.
281
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,747
A wasteland of classic rock.
282
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,500
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
283
00:12:51,032 --> 00:12:53,774
I'm just saying, we've got
all night, pace yourself.
284
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:56,431
What? I don't have a job,
I don't have to get up tomorrow.
285
00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:58,158
Uh, what'd you choose?
286
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,659
To walk away.
287
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,261
Do whatever you want.
288
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,830
Oh, I'm glad
I have your permission.
289
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,830
Oh, pool table's open.
Who wants to play?
290
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,266
- I do.
- Cool.
291
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,185
Mandy, let's go play.
292
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,938
Ah, I'm glad somebody
wants to have fun.
293
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,593
On behalf of my family,
I apologize.
294
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:18,578
She's just blowing off steam.
295
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,147
Oh, crap.
296
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,398
What?
297
00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:24,067
- I'm the jerk.
- Hold on.
298
00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:26,570
She's been having
a rough go of it.
299
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,108
I really just hope
this cheers her up.
300
00:13:29,128 --> 00:13:30,690
Well, that makes it worse.
301
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,379
It sure does.
302
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:42,269
McAllister Auto.
303
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,137
Oh, Ruben, good. It's Mandy.
304
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,705
Georgie's not here,
he's on a tow.
305
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,940
Is he mad at me?
306
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,875
I'm mad at you.
307
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,843
You stabbed me with a pool cue.
308
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,012
Please, I would never do that.
309
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,097
I have a bruise
on my left nipple.
310
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:55,922
Well, what about Georgie?
311
00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:58,385
I don't know, he didn't seem happy
when you were on the pay phone.
312
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,987
Pay phone?
Who would I have called?
313
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,754
I have no idea,
although I would recommend
314
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,740
Alcoholics Anonymous.
315
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,777
Well, do you remember anything?
316
00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:10,121
We were playing pool.
Well, I was playing pool.
317
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,854
Come on, you wuss. Fight me.
318
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,537
Mandy, please,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
319
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,738
Nobody's gonna get hurt.
320
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,706
Boop.
321
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,740
Ow.
322
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,209
"Ow."
323
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,232
- Your shots.
- Ooh.
324
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,268
Hey. One of those was mine.
325
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:33,428
And it was delicious.
326
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,422
Why are you being such a dick?
327
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,706
No, I'm not.
328
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:37,844
Mandy.
329
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,264
Fine.
330
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,063
I stood up
for what I believed in
331
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,699
and I lost my job, and I was
really good at that job.
332
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,634
You were.
333
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,256
Aww, thanks.
334
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,616
You're good at your job, too.
335
00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:53,458
Probably. I don't really know.
336
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,688
God, I worked so hard
to get my career back,
337
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,113
and people were starting
to recognize me and I loved...
338
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,781
This close!
339
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,301
Uh-huh.
340
00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:05,885
Well, what did I say?
341
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,854
I don't know.
You were mad, you were sad.
342
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,573
There was a hot girl at the bar.
What do you want from me?
343
00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,825
Well, then what happened?
344
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,261
I bought her a drink.
345
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,396
Her name's Rebecca.
She's a masseuse.
346
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,698
What happened to me?!
347
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,233
Oh, uh...
348
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,069
...then I saw you
on the pay phone
349
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,037
and Georgie being all mad.
350
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,274
I think I know who I called.
351
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,929
Good for you.
I'm gonna go ice my nipple.
352
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:34,314
Hello?
353
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,216
Hey, Scott, it's Mandy.
354
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,551
It's nice to hear from you
during the day.
355
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,453
Ugh, so I did call you
last night.
356
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,588
You sure did.
357
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,156
Did I wake you up?
358
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,958
You sure did.
359
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,426
Did I say anything embarrassing?
360
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,114
You sure did.
361
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,764
Please, please give me
my job back.
362
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,767
I would get down on my knees,
but the floor here's so sticky
363
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,636
and I'm wearing a skirt and...
364
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,556
- Who are you talking to?
- Just give me a sec, this is important.
365
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:03,443
Come on, we've known
each other a long time.
366
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,827
- I...
- Is that Scott?
367
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:07,080
It's a work call.
368
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,948
You're drunk-dialing
your ex-boyfriend.
369
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,148
No, I am drunk-dialing
my ex-boss.
370
00:16:12,168 --> 00:16:13,220
Hang up the phone.
371
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,471
You hang up the phone.
372
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:15,805
Fine.
373
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,412
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
374
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,364
It's okay.
375
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,933
I hope Georgie knows
there was nothing inappropriate,
376
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,336
except for you calling me
at home and waking me up
377
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,588
and telling me
what you were wearing.
378
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,622
I'm sorry.
379
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,530
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
380
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,712
Did I get my job back?
381
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,763
You did not.
382
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,402
Yeah.
383
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:48,705
Hey.
384
00:16:48,837 --> 00:16:50,265
Hi.
385
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,729
I wanted to apologize.
386
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,463
- I'm kind of busy.
- Look, I know last night got out of hand,
387
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:01,534
and I'm really sorry
that I called Scott,
388
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,471
but I promise,
it was just to get my job back.
389
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,155
You told me that last night.
390
00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:07,560
Oh.
391
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,293
So, I already apologized?
392
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:11,790
Yeah.
393
00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:14,495
Well, then,
why are you still mad at me?
394
00:17:14,515 --> 00:17:16,216
I'm not mad about
the phone call,
395
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,038
I'm mad about what happened
on the drive home.
396
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,138
Did I puke in your truck?
397
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,774
In it, on it, around it.
398
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,693
Oh, I'm sorry.
399
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,993
Are you sorry for anything else?
400
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,849
I am.
401
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,052
Can you give me a hint?
402
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,793
Okay, I'm good. We can go.
403
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,376
I can't wait to get
this night over with.
404
00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:46,352
I was just trying
to celebrate your birthday.
405
00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:49,182
Tonight wasn't about my birthday,
it was about you.
406
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,884
Well, sorry, not all of us have
our lives figured out at 21.
407
00:17:53,904 --> 00:17:55,622
So, now you're mad at my age?
408
00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:00,093
Yes. It's a constant reminder
of what a failure I am-- ooh.
409
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,783
False alarm. Where were we?
410
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,022
So you blew up your career.
Start over.
411
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,939
This was the start-over.
I am 32.
412
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,874
I don't get more start-overs.
413
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,409
Age don't matter.
414
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,780
That is a dumb thing
only a 21-year-old would say.
415
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,382
So, now I'm young and dumb?
416
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,917
Yes, and that makes me
old and...
417
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,119
Oh, God.
418
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,687
All over you?
419
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,190
Like a vomit fire hose.
420
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,824
God, I'm really sorry.
421
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,680
Oh, forget it.
422
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,299
It's just that everything
seems to come so easy to you.
423
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,021
It ain't easy.
I work my ass off.
424
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,692
Yeah, and you deserve
all your success.
425
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,640
You do, too.
426
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,743
And so what,
you didn't have it at 21?
427
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,179
If you had it,
we would've never met
428
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,767
and there'd be no CeeCee.
429
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,669
You're right.
430
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,992
Oh, here's your money clip.
431
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,135
Next time you're mad at me,
don't flush it down the toilet.
432
00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:05,128
I-I didn't flush it
down the toilet.
433
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:06,593
So, it was me?
434
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,689
Boy, I do not come off good
in any of these stories.
435
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,333
Bye-bye.
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