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Oh, my, yes.
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The Great Vault of Sulcus is the most
secure depository in the galaxy.
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Would you like to open an account?
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On what you might call the contrary.
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I do believe I'd like to close them all.
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It's a stick -up.
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It's the Brittle Brothers!
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Stop it, Freedles. You're outnumbered.
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Damn ain't some things closer than half
an hour.
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My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
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my, my, I'm too young and witty to die.
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That's smart.
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You've got nothing to lose by
cooperating but money what ain't even
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Mm -hmm. And your dignity and any sense
of trustworthiness.
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Boyd. And probably your job.
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Boyd! What?
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We're supposed to be what you call
persuading him to cooperate.
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Well, that's okay.
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That's what I was doing.
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Pardon me, boys. They're what you
call... Half -baked.
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She's alluding to the fact that she made
us from a clone kit way past its best
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-if -used -by date.
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Ow! That's private business.
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Ow! I don't want you thinking all my
kids are ugly and stupid.
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I popped out a good one not too long
ago.
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Pretty boy!
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There you are.
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Aren't you mamu?
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Little, little, little angel, yes you
are.
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Mama's little angel.
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See, he's beautiful.
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Now give me the loot.
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Rumboyd Riedel, go out, collect all the
jewelry, and find some more pillowcases.
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We promised our daddy we is going
straight. When we joined the plumbers,
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we wasn't gonna steal, kill, and blow
stuff up and whatnot.
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Clearly, Boyd, we is what you call
recidivated, which condition I impute to
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mother love for Ma.
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Boys, turn right!
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Mama's gotta pick up a few sundries,
then we're going to the soul system.
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But Ma, Boyd and Ma's previous sojourns
to that location were fraught with
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danger and failures to repossess.
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Quit your back talk!
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I said we're going to Earth!
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Once again, NASA has reported sighting
an incoming meteor heading straight for
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Earth at unbelievable speed.
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Scientists worry that the impact could
cause major disruptions to climate.
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Ah, here we go. Next thing you know,
they'll be using it as an excuse to
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taxes.
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About time you got here. Kevin's scanner
spotted a bogey. We were on our way to
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intercept. It's all over the TV, Gwen.
Even the tune channel.
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I was wondering how you heard about it.
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This is Magister Patelidae.
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All plumbers in this sector respond
immediately.
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This is Ben Tennyson. We're
investigating an incoming meteor.
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It's not a meteor, son. It's a
spacecraft piloted by a band of
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magnets. They're armed and extremely
reckless.
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You mean dangerous.
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Which is why I kicked it to you for
telling that.
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He's transmitting the plumber's reports
on this case.
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Let's get a look at these ruthless
killers.
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Who's my pretty boy?
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Oh, that's right. You're my pretty boy.
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Mob Vreedle?
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Where are you going?
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The other direction.
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Nobody messes with Mob Vreedle.
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As in Octagon and Romboy Vreedle's
mother?
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Yep. Is she anything like her kids?
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Less stupid, more mean.
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Are you afraid of her?
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Yeah. Who's dumb enough not to be?
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Oh, man.
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After we're dead, don't say I didn't
warn you.
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I'm Ben Tennyson. The Ben Tennyson.
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We need to talk.
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Talk away.
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I'm not here to cause trouble. Just a
mother looking for a nice place to nest.
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Do not trust her.
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All I want's just a little place to call
home and 1 .3 billion cubic kilometers
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of 3 -5 saline.
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What's 3 -5 saline?
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3 .5 % salt water.
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Like the ocean?
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Doesn't sound like a problem.
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I'd have to look it up, but it sounds
like she's after all of it.
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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Here we go.
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I suppose I could just go find somewhere
else to nest.
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Or... Boys!
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Blast them out of the staff!
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With blood pleasure.
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It would do you proud, Ma.
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He did okay.
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Isn't that right, pretty boy?
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Yes, pretty boy.
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Good boy.
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Be on the
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lookout for a suitable archipelago.
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Well, maybe it's past damn Little
Island.
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Spider monkey.
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We gotta go away.
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That's okay, pretty boy. Mama's gonna
beat that monkey until he's a bag of
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monkey juice. Yes, she is.
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Yes, she is.
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Hey!
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Ooh, that's nasty, monkey.
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No.
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I love this planet.
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It's juicy.
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Seems like I've been stealing and
swiping forever.
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But now Mama's ready to clone.
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It's going to take every drop of
seawater they got on this planet, but
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worth it. To me, I mean.
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How many brothers is we going to get,
Ma?
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About three or four hundred billion.
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These prefab cloning factories don't
take but a speck of time to assemble.
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there's your best value.
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Quit chowing and keep working.
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Keep working.
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Your older brothers came from a bad
batch.
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Yes, they did.
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They came from a bad batch.
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But when I saw some freshmen and made
you, I learned my lesson.
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If you just follow the instructions,
they come out beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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But kids cost a lot, not just the
cloning either.
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You got to feed them, edumacate them.
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There's tutoring, peony lessons, because
you got to figure a couple billion of
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them is going to be gifted, just like a
couple billion is going to breathe in
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seawater and drown.
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That's what you might call a bell curb.
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Back to work!
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Now, Mama's got her career marauding and
plundering, and she got the family she
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always wanted.
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It's true!
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With careful planning, a girl can have
it all!
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What a rip, boys!
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Here come the sea...
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the clone man
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Mama just made the perfect little angel.
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Little angel.
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Mama just made the perfect little angel
again.
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Little angel.
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This is aerobic.
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For me too.
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Don't know how much longer I can hold
it.
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Close enough.
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Move a muscle, not even a twitch.
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Dang it, Boyd. We aims to blast him. So
flexation is what you call immaterial.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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You can't make up on me. I'm a mother.
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My apron's trying.
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It's getting late, Tennyson.
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Time for Mama to put you down.
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As you can see, Ma has already began to
infect the universe with pretty boy
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vreedles.
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Here!
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Uh... Sadly,
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Octagon's right.
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We was a bad batch.
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I got one.
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You're supposed to be plumbers now. I
thought you two were better than this.
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Begging your pardon.
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But we ain't never been better than
anything.
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As much as I
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would like to see precisely how a pretty
boy blows up... You're right.
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Ma would never forgive us.
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This is what you get for interfering
with my healthy nesting instinct.
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Wait, are you recording this?
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What's that now?
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A video of the birth. The birth as a
keepsake.
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That'd have been nice.
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Wish I'd have brung my camera.
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Oh, well.
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I've got a camera in my watch.
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What kind of mother doesn't want a video
of her kid's birth?
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Is that important?
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You have to show them where they came
from, or they'll grow up with no sense
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self. I did promise myself this batch
was going to be gentleman -fave.
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Hi, little angel.
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This is your mama on the day he was
born.
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Wait, I'll give you a cue.
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Chill.
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Trick me!
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You just getting that now?
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The apple really doesn't fall far from
the tree.
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Come out, missy, before your friend gets
disincorporated.
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Family first, they says.
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We're family, too. We're all plumbers.
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Ain't that nice?
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Ain't it?
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On the contrary, rhomboid.
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We now got us a dilemma.
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Between what you call filial duty and
the more fraternal type.
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That's it. Who's your real family? An
intergalactic order of peacekeepers or a
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bunch of pretty boys?
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Who was that for?
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I was trying for a non sequitur and went
too far.
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Romboyt, this is one of them rare
problems that can't be solved with
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Oh, no!
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It's nature versus nurture what lies on
the crux of the issue.
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I don't want none of that either.
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Octagon, Ramboy, come step on this mop.
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Oh, my.
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We's locked in Mortal Kombat.
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Do what you're told before I eradicate
your sorry hides.
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I don't need you anyway. The new models
are out.
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Mom tried to blow us up.
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Which seems somewhat uncalled for.
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What are you going to do about it?
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Yeah, what are you? A man or a breedle?
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We don't get the reference.
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I ain't so dumb as to blow up my own
work.
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You're dumb enough that it was worth a
shot.
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Wait. I'm a mother, too.
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You are?
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Yes. So I know how you must feel.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where are your kids?
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I don't know. In deep space somewhere.
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That's probably not the best example.
But I do understand.
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You want to see your kids succeed.
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To go further than you did. To...
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Playing on my sympathies. Of which I
don't have much anyway.
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You know what else?
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Pulp neck refrigians make the best baby
food.
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You boys look like you got something to
fight.
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Put the baby down and kick it over to
me.
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What I believe Rhomboid meant to say,
Ma, is you done brought us up to live by
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code.
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No, I didn't.
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Well, then, Pa?
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Pfft. Doubt it.
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Well, somewhere along the way, we
acquired a code. And the orphan of a
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planet don't rightly reconcile with sad
code.
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You're telling me that I can't kill six
billion strangers to make three hundred
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billion riddles?
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What kind of justice is that?
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I don't rightly know.
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Nuh -uh.
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This may require further research.
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What does the policeman say?
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You're under arrest. You're under
arrest.
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My own sons turn on me?
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Ow! I'll myrtle -ize every last one of
you. Then I'll myrtle -ize your wretched
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paw.
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and I'll myrtleize everybody you know.
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Ma, you are overreacting considerable.
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I'm overreacting?
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I'm overreacting?
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That strikes one as ironic right there.
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You misbegotten traitors.
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Aren't you gone and wrong -boyed,
Vreedle? How could you turn on your own
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mother? Well, Pa always said, there's
more than one side to a Vreedle.
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That's the last of them. Now we'll see
that they're brought up in the
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appropriate orphanage.
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Or zoo.
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I trust you fine folks will forget what
you've seen here.
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What? I didn't see anything.
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Me neither.
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We broke our oath of service to the
plumbers and tried to help our mama
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genocide. I swear, Boyd, your uptake
leaves much to be desired.
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At any rate, my brother and I thank you
for overlooking what one might call a
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temporary lapse into our old brand of
peccadillo.
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Family stuff can get complicated.
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Oh, yeah. No question.
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Let's go.
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And I would have gotten away with it,
too, if it weren't for my meddling kids.
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You're grounded.
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You're all grounded.
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Boys, this is going to require one
boatload of therapy.
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