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I'd pretty much given up on
girls after my experience
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with Charlotte.
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You need to calm down.
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She defriended you.
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You can't come back from that.
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But Simon had hit the jackpot.
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He'd met a girl who still
wanted to hook up with him...
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Just getting ready to
do it in the bushes.
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Even after she'd gotten to know him.
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I'm wearing a bum's shoes.
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[Upbeat percussive music]
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But for the rest of us,
things had to change.
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So that morning, we ditched the
usual ritual of meeting at
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Simon's for a lift to school...
You guys want a ride?
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Let's go.
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And instead went to meet at
Neil's, because a wise man
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once told us rituals were bull[Bleep].
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You can't plan life any more
than a sailboat plans the wind.
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This man.
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Do you go sailing a lot?
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Aren't we all sailing?
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Jono was Neil's dad's friend.
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What that meant was
still under discussion.
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I bet him and Neil's
dad don't even kiss.
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It's more like, "Hello, mate."
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Bloop.
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"Well, then, let's go get a pint."
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I bet they don't even lay down.
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But we knew how we felt about him.
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Can I get a slice of that?
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Hmm?
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There you go, mate.
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That does look good.
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And Neil's dad was just happy
to have a house full of men.
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This is great, huh, guys?
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We should just have a day where
we play hooky, just a special day
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where we blow everybody... off.
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Not today, big Kev.
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These little blokes have
got to get to school.
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And I've got to build a deck.
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Yeah, but there's no rush on that, so...
Well, you work hard;
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you play hard, right?
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Boys: Right.
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Yes, Jono.
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He stole that one from
a bumper sticker,
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but we didn't give a damn.
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He was amazing.
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Your dad's so lucky.
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Jono's way cooler than any
girlfriend I've ever had.
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You never had a girlfriend.
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Never met a girl like Jono.
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He's just my dad's friend.
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He's helping him build a deck.
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You know there's no deck, right?
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There's wood.
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Oh, yeah, there's wood.
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[Laughter]
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Shut up.
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All right, today we're going
to learn about catalysts
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and how introducing one element
into a stable environment can
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create an exothermic reaction.
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This experiment was going
to create more than
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an exothermic reaction.
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It was going to get me my dream girl.
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[Rock music]
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Samantha Morrison: Cheerleader,
designs her own clothes,
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likes inaccessible rock
music, way out of my league.
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But destiny had thrust
her into my arms.
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♪
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Well, it had thrust her to
my lab table, but my arms
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were close by.
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Hey.
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Hey, here you are again.
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Yup.
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Assigned seats, so every day.
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Get used to it.
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I think I might.
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Actually, I--I need these.
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Ugh, yikes.
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This looks complicated.
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No, no, no.
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It's just magnesium.
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Alkaline metals are very
easy, since they only have
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three isotopes.
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I know, because I begged
the teacher to do
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the experiment, one of the few
that requires a lab partner.
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All right.
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Now, everybody's going
to need a lab partner.
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Partners?
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Ugh, I wish I could just do
all this work by myself.
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Would you like to be my lab partner?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, attention, students.
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First period will be canceled
due to a special presentation.
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All students, report to
the front of the library.
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Come on!
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Son of a bitch.
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Whoo!
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[Drumming]
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The library had been under
renovation, but as this was
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a public school without
even enough money to buy
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its marching band instruments,
everyone assumed "renovation"
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meant closed forever.
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This is so exciting.
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I wonder if they expanded the
National Geographic collection.
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Native titties!
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Oh, I miss having a library.
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At my last school, it was
like my fortress of solitude.
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The sound of pages turning--
Are you kidding me?
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Whoa, whoa.
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Si, check it out.
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She looks pissed.
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What are they arguing about?
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Dude, this is your chance, okay?
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Get in there after a breakup, and
you'll be renovating her cooter.
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Lovely.
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No, I'm happy with Lauren.
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She's so different from other
girls, a real free spirit.
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Have you banged her yet?
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No, I'm closing in on it.
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Nice.
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Carly missed her window.
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She missed her window.
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Hey, Samantha.
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Samantha, you excited
about the new library?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I mean, I never really
went in the old one, so...
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Well, I'd be happy to show you
around this one, if you like.
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There's nothing I don't know:
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Dewey decimal classifications,
microfiche searches, when to shush
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and when to let it go.
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Hmm.
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I would like to read the Kama Sutra.
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Section 108, ancient philosophy.
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Huh.
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Yeah, okay, show me around.
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She saw it, my library swagger.
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I had a place to get my learn on,
and she wanted a taste of it.
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Red Bull?
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And it tasted like taurine.
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There were no books, no card catalogs,
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no wooden ladders on wheels.
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It was like a nightmare
wrapped in a tiny silver can.
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Our library had been donated
by Red Bull, if you could
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call it a library, though
some people were more
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open-minded about it.
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Even Neil's sister had been sucked in.
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Tina, Tina.
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I don't know you.
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What are you talking about?
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Stop talking to me.
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But I'm--
Can I at least have a Red Bull?
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Thank you.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, this is awesome.
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I love this place!
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I know.
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It's totally extreme.
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No, it's not.
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This is wrong.
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I'd say it's totally extreme.
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You guys realize that you're
standing next to a sign that says,
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"Totally extreme."
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And where are all the books?
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Does anybody notice that
there are no books?
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So?
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So this is a library, not the X games.
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And the whole reference
section has been replaced
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by touch screens.
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Well, I love touch screens.
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And I love Red Bull.
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Of course you do.
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That's the point.
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They're taking over
and brainwashing you.
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There's still some library
stuff, like the mannequin
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of our old librarian.
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I think that actually is our old librarian.
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Here you go.
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Eh, she'll land on her feet.
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Anyways, Red Bull!
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[Laughs]
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[Motor revving]
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[Heavy metal music]
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♪
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Whoa, yeah!
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♪
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Whoa!
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Whoa, what's he doing?
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Whoa!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Extreme!
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Extreme!
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Hi, I'm Aaron Colton, and
on behalf of Red Bull,
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I'm honored to introduce you to
your new and improved library.
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Engine revving]
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[Tires squealing]
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[Coughing]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I wanted to wash Aaron Colton's exhaust
fumes off of me, but Simon had
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a pressing engagement at the mall.
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Why couldn't you just
drop me off at home?
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I told you I have to meet Lauren here.
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Why don't you goof
around and people-watch?
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[Laughs] People are idiots.
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Simon.
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Oh, hey!
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Ugh, I miss Bree.
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She might be here.
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They have a play area.
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Shut up.
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Oh, there's Jono.
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And Neil's dad.
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Looks like Simon's not
the only one on a date.
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They're probably here
buying deck supplies.
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Yeah, where, forever 21?
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Hey, Jono!
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Jono!
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Hey, man.
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Hey, what's up, dude?
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But what at first seemed
random soon seemed like fate.
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Hi, boys.
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Looking good, mates.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Jono here is going to protest
the closing of a tunes n such.
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Yeah, it's the last CD store in town, so
me and my gang, we're going to set up
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a little drum circle, see if we
can keep it open another week.
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Yeah.
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Plus, we need a break from the deck.
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Oh, yeah, how's that coming along?
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Well, the wood has to harden.
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At the moment, it won't hold a screw.
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It's too soft.
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Probably going to take
another three weeks, right?
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So does protesting actually work?
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Sure.
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Last week, we drum-circled
a redbox machine.
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It pretty much worked except for that
little kid trying to rent a Wii game.
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Oh, I swear, if he hadn't been
seven, I would have punched him
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right in the face.
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'Ello, mate--
No.
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G'day, mate.
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Oh, g'day, how's-- how do
you think I'd look in this?
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Naked.
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Is that a problem?
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No.
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No, it's not a problem at all.
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Good.
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I'd hoped not.
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Shh.
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Uh... that's a problem.
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Guh!
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Uh!
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Uhhhhhhhh!
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Hi, there.
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Do you guys have Red Bull?
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Sure.
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Yes!
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Since when do you drink Red Bull?
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Just felt like a Red Bull.
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Because of the library.
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See what they're doing to you?
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That's their plan: To
be all you think about.
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No, I just feel like getting
a little amped, taking this
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mall experience to the extreme.
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Everybody, jump in the fountain!
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Listen to how you're talking.
269
00:09:04,891 --> 00:09:05,990
Red Bull is right;
270
00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:06,908
you are talking pretty weird.
271
00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:08,610
You just called me "Red Bull."
272
00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:10,778
I think that's because
I want a Red Bull.
273
00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,230
Ma'am, can you make that
two Red Bulls, please?
274
00:09:13,232 --> 00:09:13,998
Yeah.
275
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,067
I love reading.
276
00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:21,256
[Cheering]
277
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,315
Yeah.
278
00:09:27,185 --> 00:09:28,680
Yes!
279
00:09:28,682 --> 00:09:29,747
What happened?
280
00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:32,550
The landlord agreed to
stay open another month.
281
00:09:32,552 --> 00:09:33,685
Jono saved it.
282
00:09:33,687 --> 00:09:35,186
I mean, is there nothing
this guy can't do?
283
00:09:35,188 --> 00:09:35,970
Build a deck.
284
00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:36,771
Excuse me?
285
00:09:36,773 --> 00:09:38,556
We're not finished yet, mates.
286
00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:41,442
Let's see if we can
drum up another year!
287
00:09:41,444 --> 00:09:44,279
[People cheering]
288
00:09:44,281 --> 00:09:45,429
Jono had done it.
289
00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:48,566
He had stood up for what he
believed in and made a difference.
290
00:09:48,568 --> 00:09:50,101
Maybe I could as well.
291
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,903
[Upbeat electronic music]
292
00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:56,324
I just needed to figure out how...
293
00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:17,812
And make
sure not to invite Neil's dad.
294
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,102
A protest against
the library seemed like a good idea,
295
00:10:29,342 --> 00:10:31,175
but I wasn't sure how to stage it.
296
00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:34,044
A drum circle was out of the question,
and my friends had their own
297
00:10:34,046 --> 00:10:35,212
problems to solve.
298
00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:37,265
I think I'm dating a kleptomaniac.
299
00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:38,983
Dude, if she steals, that's good.
300
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,601
You can blackmail her into having sex.
301
00:10:40,603 --> 00:10:43,604
Blackmail sex is the best,
because they have to do it.
302
00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:44,822
I just want her to stop.
303
00:10:44,824 --> 00:10:46,824
But I'm afraid if I say
anything, she might dump me.
304
00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:48,409
Damn it! Catch-22.
305
00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:50,611
Not really, but how would
you know any better?
306
00:10:50,613 --> 00:10:52,330
Our literature section is a half pipe.
307
00:10:52,332 --> 00:10:54,165
Okay, I'm going to talk
to her; I have to.
308
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,416
She might actually be the one.
309
00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:56,834
Ugh.
310
00:10:56,836 --> 00:10:59,003
Oh!
311
00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:02,173
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, a girl."
312
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:05,242
Lauren?
313
00:11:05,244 --> 00:11:08,880
You'll never guess what fell
into my purse yesterday.
314
00:11:08,882 --> 00:11:15,186
Wow, you-- you shouldn't have.
315
00:11:15,188 --> 00:11:21,776
Look, this whole shoplifting
thing, it's... wrong.
316
00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:22,977
Oh, my God.
317
00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:23,778
Don't dump me.
318
00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:24,529
Don't dump me. Don't dump me.
319
00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:25,363
Don't dump me. Don't dump me.
320
00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:28,316
Don't dump me. Don't--
You're so honest and kind.
321
00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:30,485
That's what I love about you.
322
00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:32,320
You make me want to be a better person.
323
00:11:32,322 --> 00:11:33,788
I do?
324
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:37,875
I'm lucky to have a guy who cares
about me as much as you do.
325
00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:39,460
No more stealing.
326
00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:42,830
Except my heart.
327
00:11:49,078 --> 00:11:50,813
Maybe it was that simple.
328
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:54,142
Maybe I just had to speak up.
329
00:11:54,144 --> 00:12:01,298
Sir, I think that the new
library is revolting.
330
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,768
It is a commercial for Red Bull
first and a library second.
331
00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:07,772
Or, like, tenth, which is insane,
because it is, in fact, a library.
332
00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:09,907
I understand completely
where you're coming from.
333
00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:10,775
Do you?
334
00:12:10,777 --> 00:12:13,411
Yes, you're upset that the
school has a corporate partner.
335
00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:17,198
But you have no idea how
financially screwed we are.
336
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,950
You're not looking at these
spreadsheets every day.
337
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,117
Those are post-it notes.
338
00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:21,502
Well, I have a system.
339
00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:25,506
My point is, having a Red Bull library
is better than having no library.
340
00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:27,375
I can say unequivocally it's not.
341
00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:32,213
Oh, somebody's been on the
dictionary obstacle course, I see.
342
00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:33,464
What?
343
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:38,853
Look, let's try to enjoy the benefits
of having a corporate donation, huh?
344
00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,170
Like extracurricular activities.
345
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:43,391
Next Friday, we're having
a Red Bull BMX expo.
346
00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,943
Next Friday, the day that you
canceled the U.N. meeting?
347
00:12:45,945 --> 00:12:49,280
Do you have any idea how long it takes
to fill that auditorium with dirt?
348
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:50,815
You should be ashamed of yourself.
349
00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:53,517
Let's try not to resist
a good thing, Will.
350
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:57,238
One-third of all people are
actually deficient in taurine.
351
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,573
Taurine isn't a vitamin.
352
00:12:58,575 --> 00:13:01,742
Not yet.
353
00:13:01,744 --> 00:13:03,360
They've got you too.
354
00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:06,030
The problem was deeper than I thought.
355
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:09,199
I needed some wisdom, and
I knew who would have it.
356
00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:10,200
[Cheerful rock music]
357
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,758
And I knew who would follow.
358
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,460
I need you.
359
00:13:29,311 --> 00:13:30,394
You could do a book burning.
360
00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:31,389
There are no books.
361
00:13:31,502 --> 00:13:32,201
That's the problem.
362
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:34,503
Or is that the answer?
363
00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:37,540
He always comes through.
364
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,125
Yeah.
365
00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:42,545
I could do a memorial service,
then have a news crew film me
366
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:45,164
as I try and check out a
book, and then when I can't,
367
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,551
I deliver a eulogy for reading.
368
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:51,854
All you need is the
perfect protest song.
369
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,639
[Strums guitar]
370
00:13:53,641 --> 00:13:54,557
[Laughs]
371
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,392
He just wrote that.
372
00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:58,844
He just wrote that!
373
00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,480
[Applause]
374
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:04,850
The next day, when school let
out, I prepared for my showdown
375
00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:05,851
with the library.
376
00:14:05,853 --> 00:14:06,685
Too jokey?
377
00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,187
You could fill this one with blood.
378
00:14:08,189 --> 00:14:11,040
I would take a stand, become the
type of man Samantha Morrison
379
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:11,857
couldn't refuse.
380
00:14:11,859 --> 00:14:12,524
You know what?
381
00:14:12,526 --> 00:14:13,876
I'm going to go with my gut.
382
00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:15,360
This is going to be great.
383
00:14:15,362 --> 00:14:16,712
Just great, great, great.
384
00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:18,164
Are you all right, mate?
385
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,298
Yup, yup.
386
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,366
Though my showdown required
me to stay up all night
387
00:14:21,368 --> 00:14:22,885
writing the perfect eulogy.
388
00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:26,472
[Frantic rock music]
389
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,373
Yes, it took Red Bull to get it done.
390
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,543
I'll acknowledge the irony, but
I will not be deterred by it.
391
00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:32,878
[Laughs]
392
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,098
"Does a library have a soul?"
393
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,350
No, that's stupid!
394
00:14:38,352 --> 00:14:42,104
[Slurping]
395
00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:42,988
This is good!
396
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:43,822
This is good.
397
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:45,024
This is sad, but it's good.
398
00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:46,942
[Chuckles]
399
00:14:46,944 --> 00:14:51,063
That one's done.
400
00:14:51,065 --> 00:14:52,114
[Belches]
401
00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:53,832
Where the hell is the news crew?
402
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,834
The library's only open
an hour after school.
403
00:14:55,836 --> 00:14:56,869
Relax, mate.
404
00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:57,536
They'll be here.
405
00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:58,420
Yeah.
406
00:14:58,422 --> 00:14:59,838
Yeah, they will.
407
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,340
I promised them violence.
408
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:04,460
I'm hoping that Aaron Colton
will just punch me in the face.
409
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:07,046
Well, I don't know who that
is, but it sounds good.
410
00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,080
Yeah.
411
00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:08,914
You got that song ready?
412
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:09,848
You tell me.
413
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:10,849
[Clears throat]
414
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:11,850
[Strums guitar]
415
00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:14,753
♪ No more pages--
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
416
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:15,721
That's great.
417
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:16,588
It was perfect.
418
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:18,057
I was going to make a difference.
419
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:20,092
I was going to have a
real library again.
420
00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:21,277
I was going to have it all.
421
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:22,528
What are you setting up?
422
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:25,430
Is there going to be a battle
of the bands or something?
423
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:28,450
Even better-- battle of wills.
424
00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:29,368
Who's the other Will?
425
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,569
[Laughs]
426
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:31,820
So they got you too.
427
00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:33,455
Mm, yeah.
428
00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:34,623
I like it, though.
429
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:38,794
Tastes good, helps me concentrate,
and it makes me kind of horny.
430
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:42,498
Mm, so when's my library
tour, by the way?
431
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,133
You promised.
432
00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,618
I was protesting the drink
that fueled my dream girl's
433
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,387
sexual appetite.
434
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:49,888
Crap.
435
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,056
[Strums guitar]
436
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:55,177
♪ No more pages--
Yeah, yeah, I heard it the first time.
437
00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:58,814
Meanwhile, Simon was enjoying
the results of his own protest.
438
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,516
These are hot, right?
439
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:01,817
Yeah, yeah.
440
00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:02,651
You should get them.
441
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:07,156
No, they are too expensive,
and I play by the rules now.
442
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,249
You know what?
443
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:19,985
I--I want to get these
for you as a present.
444
00:16:19,987 --> 00:16:22,454
Simon, that's so sweet of you.
445
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:23,839
What are you talking about?
446
00:16:23,841 --> 00:16:25,924
I'm getting from you and from
a different person that you--
447
00:16:25,926 --> 00:16:27,343
Bobby, I'm just tired of you lying.
448
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:28,844
That's fine. Fine.
449
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:31,797
I--
Could you hold onto these for a second?
450
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:35,551
Um, I...
Oh, I just--here.
451
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:38,053
Um, I'll be right back.
452
00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:45,844
[Tearfully] Hey.
453
00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:47,179
What are you doing here?
454
00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:48,564
Nothing.
455
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,366
Is everything okay?
456
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:52,184
Yeah.
457
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:53,986
I guess.
458
00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:56,372
Bobby and I are having some issues.
459
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,357
It's no big.
460
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,358
[Crying]
461
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,076
Hey, hey, hey.
462
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,162
Don't cry. Don't cry.
463
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,030
It's me, Simon.
464
00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:05,864
I'm here.
465
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:07,249
I'm the one.
466
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:10,002
Are you doing anything right now?
467
00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:11,420
No, no.
468
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:13,005
I could really, really use a friend.
469
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:14,089
Yeah, of course.
470
00:17:14,091 --> 00:17:17,176
Of course, anything.
471
00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:18,644
Simon.
472
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,263
[Alarm wailing]
473
00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:25,017
You think stealing's fun?
474
00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,936
Gets daddy's attention?
475
00:17:27,938 --> 00:17:29,238
Oh, no, no, no.
476
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,055
That was an accident.
477
00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:31,690
Simon put those up there.
478
00:17:31,692 --> 00:17:32,825
Simon.
479
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,777
I--
Simon!
480
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:37,079
I--
Simon!
481
00:17:37,081 --> 00:17:39,365
Uh... let's go.
482
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,366
Are you kidding me?
483
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:41,583
You did steal stuff before.
484
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:43,419
I changed for you!
485
00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:48,073
And in front of you!
486
00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,425
Here we go.
487
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,960
I, too, was faced with
a difficult choice:
488
00:17:51,962 --> 00:17:57,549
Having a real library
or Samantha Morrison.
489
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:58,550
All right, here we go.
490
00:17:58,552 --> 00:18:00,102
Three, two, one.
491
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:03,188
We're here in grove high school's
brand-new Red Bull library,
492
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:05,557
which has stirred some
very passionate debates
493
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:08,927
from many of its students,
including William Mackenzie,
494
00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,980
who, I'm told, is about
to check out a book.
495
00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:16,201
So, Will, how do you feel
about corporate partnerships
496
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:18,070
in public schools?
497
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:21,290
Will.
498
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:27,946
Will?
499
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:31,783
Will.
500
00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:37,089
Will, look at me.
501
00:18:37,091 --> 00:18:43,795
How do you feel about corporate
partnerships in public schools?
502
00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:51,520
Uh... I...
♪ No more pages are turning ♪
503
00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:54,239
♪ our books are all burn--
I love it.
504
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:55,073
What?
505
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:57,192
It's the best thing that's
ever happened to this school.
506
00:18:57,194 --> 00:18:57,993
Huh?
507
00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:01,530
So... uh... okay.
508
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,881
So yeah.
509
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:05,534
Oh, this must be your girlfriend.
510
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:07,486
No.
511
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:08,203
No.
512
00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:09,455
What?
513
00:19:09,457 --> 00:19:10,822
Ouch.
514
00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:12,674
I should probably go pick him up.
515
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:16,762
You're such a good guy, Simon.
516
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,098
I know.
517
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,552
[Yelling]
518
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:30,225
So that was it.
519
00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:32,511
We had lost the library,
I definitely wasn't
520
00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:35,063
Samantha's boyfriend,
Lauren was in jail,
521
00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:39,485
and it wasn't looking
too good with Jono.
522
00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:43,789
[Sighs]
523
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:49,378
You could have made a difference, mate.
524
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,531
[Gentle acoustic guitar music]
525
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,533
♪
526
00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:01,390
I hope you're satisfied.
527
00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:04,209
♪
528
00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:07,095
[Music stops]
529
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:08,499
You're not leaving?
530
00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:11,517
Nah, just had to take a piss.
531
00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,490
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
532
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,654
Still having problems with Bobby?
533
00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:17,588
I don't know; I guess we
just aren't meant to be.
534
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,173
Sometimes you got to
go through the jerks
535
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,124
to know who the good guys are.
536
00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:21,342
I didn't say he was a jerk.
537
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Neither did I.
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Every spa has a masseuse
that will do anything
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if the price is right.
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I have to leave here by 3:30.
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