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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Distorted shouting ]
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[ Distorted laughter ]
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[ Distorted ]
Hashtag So Funny!
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[ Distorted grunting ]
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I told you, man.
They're killers.
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They're stone-cold killers.
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[ Distorted laughter ]
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[ Gasps ]
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What the...?
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[ Dryer blowing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Look at that. VHS tapes and
fur coats. Welcome to Russia.
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30 years behind...
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[ Man shouting in Russian ]
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God. Small feet.
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Lucky I'm a knot guy.
Ah, come on!
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Oh, man. It's so far.
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[ Grunts ] Aw, damn it!
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[ Argument in Russian
continues faintly ]
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[ Man speaking Russian
on television]
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[ Woman speaking Russian
on television]
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[ Muffled ] Help me!
Help! Help!
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[ Muffled ]
Stop eating soup!
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[ Rock music plays][ Muffled ] Guys, help!
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[ Woman speaking Russian
on television]
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[ Muffled shouting ]
Stop eating!
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[ Rock music plays]
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Heh.
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Help! Help me!
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[Whimpering]
How did I get here?
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[ Man singing in Russian ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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Gene: All right, party animals.
Who wants to get laid?
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[ Laughter ]
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-Yeah!
-Whoo!
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Sharpen your
pencils, boys.
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Good to see ya.
Excuse me.
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What? No, no, no. I'm not
part of this tour, guys.
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I'm -- I got to get downtown
to the embassy.
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You need to go inside.
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You don't get free trip
to Russia
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without leaving with
nice bony betty, okay?
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Okay.
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[ "Kickstart My Heart" plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Whoa, yeah
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♪♪
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Welcome, welcome...
American macho men.
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Pick a seat, pick a girl,
and let the fast romance begin.
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Holy shit.
This is so sad.
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Yes, it is.
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Gene: Remember, boys,
watch your drinks.
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Otherwise you'll wind up
in a bathtub
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having your organs
harvested.
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Gentlemen?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Okay. I'm going. God.
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♪♪
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So, uh, listen.
I gotta be honest.
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I just need to get
to the American embassy.
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I'm looking for an old,
wealthy man with bad heart.
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-Are you any of those things?
-No.
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No, I'm none
of those things.
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Did you know that I am number
one in all of selfie class?
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I'm not really here
to flirt.
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[ Giggles ]
#MeToo.
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You don't look like a guy
who consume a bag of dicks.
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No, the expression is
"eata bag of dicks."
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Hey, pay attention
to your own girl, okay?
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-What is favorite food?
-I don't know. Pizza.
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Pizza?! Yes!
#MeToo!
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Why you here?
Micropenis?
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-No.
-Soft penis?
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No. Sometimes.
But most of the time...
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What do you want to call
your first child?
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I already have.
Her name's Del--
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Delicious! Yes! #MeToo!
Delicious is great name.
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-Tuna-can penis.
-What?
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Penis with a hole
halfway down shaft.
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No, that's not a thing.
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-Penis with a tooth on it.
-Is that a Chernobyl thing?
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Nyext!
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♪ Do you say annex, I say yes
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Still here.
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Douche.
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Ugh.
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How long does thing
go on for?
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Yes, this is not what
I had hoped for, either.
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All the sad people...
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dancing around lies,
afraid of truth.
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[ Laughs ]
I like your shoes.
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-Hm.
-And your hat!
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Are you actually
from Syracuse?
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Yeah, born and raised.
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[ Gasps ] I've always
wanted to go there.
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Really? Why?
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Sometimes love
need no explanation.
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♪♪
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Mm. Whoa.
These beets are good.
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-They go well with vodka.
-Oh, wow.
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That would help me get
through this event for sure.
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And there it is.
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-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Chuckles ] Whoo!
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Last time I drank vodka with
a beautiful Russian woman,
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I almost died.
Oh, my God.
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You find me beautiful?
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That is a very Russian takeaway
from what I just said.
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I was just thinking...
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why did I come to
this pathetic event?
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And then you show up. I think
you are the best-looking man.
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-Well, thank you.
-In the room.
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-I'll still take it.
-Na zdorov'e.
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-Sure.
-[ Chuckles ]
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Za zdorov'e!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Slurring ] Oh, there's a lot
of vodka in this alcohol.
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But I'll have one more.
Then I gotta hit the road.
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I show Russian-style.
Okay, give me your hand.
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-Russian. Uh-huh?
-Okay. One, two, three, go!
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-Mmm!
-Mmm!
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-Ahh!
-This is awkward.
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-[ As Borat ] But I like!
-You like?
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[ Normal voice ]
Yeah. You know that?
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Oh, I don't mean to get serious,
but do you like hockey?
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-There's no other sport.
-Are you a Sabres fan?
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♪ Let's go, Buffalo!
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And you even know the song!
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Oh, my God! Drew Stafford
was my first crush!
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-What?! He was mine!
-No.
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[ Laughing ]
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I mean, in a man-crush
kind of way, but holy --
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It's like I'm staring
at my new best friend!
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Friends with benefits?
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There's always benefits
to having more friends.
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[ Giggles ]
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Okay, enough talking.
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Now we see who
is dance-compatible.
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-Let's go dance.
-I'm not --
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Let's go dance.
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I'm not -- I don't know
what you're saying.
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Whoo!
-All right. All right.
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One dance,
and then I gotta go.
Whoo!
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I need to go somewhere.
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-Whoo!
-Whoa. Yeah.
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♪ It's such
a good vibration ♪
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I like this song!
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I like the Funky Bunch
version better!
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm not a Marky Mark fan.
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-Whoo!
-See ya.
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-Whoo!
♪ When you hold me closer
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Huh? I'm coming to you.
Who's coming to you?
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Come to me! Come to me!
Whoo! Yes!
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Whoo!
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[ Giggling ]
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Whoo! Yes!
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[ Shouting and laughter
echoing ]
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♪♪
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Ohh. Oh.
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Oh, God.
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[ Music stops ]Ohh.
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Ohh...[ Laughter ]
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I need to find my family.
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My family's -- Ohh.
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Gene: I told you, man!
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They're killers!
They're stone-cold killers!
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[ Sheep bleating ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Man and woman
shouting in Russian ]
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Oh, no, no, no!
He escaped! Find him!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Object clatters ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You are the man
Natalia's looking for?
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If that's the chick trying
to harvest my organs,
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then, yeah, I'm the guy.
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Ah, shit.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Aah!
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Why does...
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Buddy, is there
a way off this roof?
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Yes. That way.
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-What do you mean? Jump?
-Yes.
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[ Stammers ]
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What?! That --
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No! That's like 60 feet!
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No. Like 6 feet.
You can make it.
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I can't make that.
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You are parkour?
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How do you know
my last name?
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-Parkour.
-Yeah. Nate "Park-our." Yes.
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-How do you know that?
-Parkour can make.
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Parkours can do a lot
of things, okay,
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but that I cannot make.
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-You can make it.
-I can't!
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[ Pounding on door ]
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Okay.
Maybe I can, right?
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'Cause I'm jumping
at a downward angle.
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That's Pythagorean
theorem, right?
Sure.
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Sum of the two sides
of an isosceles triangle,
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divided by the square root
of the other two sides
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is the momentum that --
That's the math.
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I would jump.
She will try to kill you.
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Is that what she said?
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You better go. She said she will
throw you off the building.
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Oh, no!
Why would she do that?
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Much easier to harvest organs
from a dead man.
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Why would she want
these fatty organs?
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They don't even work
half the time!
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Oh. Okay. All right.[ Hands clap ]
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Okay, okay.
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-All right. Ahh.
-What is this?
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It's called stretching,
all right?
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Americans warm up
before strenuous activity.
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-Just go!
-I'm going! Cool it!
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♪♪
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Ahh.
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[ Pounding continues ]
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♪♪
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Go.
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♪♪
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Whew.
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I...I can't. I can't.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
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Okay. Once you use
your Euclidean geometry,
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you'll make it.
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You're right.
I can do this.
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All right. Whoo!
All right.
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♪♪
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All right.
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That's what I always
tell my kids.
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Parkours can do anything
they set their mind to.
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-Sure.
-All right.
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This is just like the
Presidential Fitness Challenge
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in middle school, okay?
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Only this time,
I'm not winning the silver.
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I'm going for gold.
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Showtime!
Ahh, America!
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[ Grunts ]
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Aaaaaah!
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[ Coughing ]
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Aaaah!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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I never thought I'd be
a vodka fan, yet here I am.
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Aw, shit.
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♪♪
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Got a lot of history here.
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♪♪
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Police! Hey! Police! Police.
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There's people
chasing me, okay?
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I need to get
to the American Embassy.
261
00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:52,132
I'm an American. America.
Apple pie? Come on. America.
262
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,238
Of course. You're 30 years
behind the times.
263
00:14:54,272 --> 00:14:55,998
Fonzie.
264
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,483
"Ay-ee! Mrs. C! Mrs..."
265
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:00,244
Avoid the Noid?
266
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:01,659
Big bucks, no whammies?
267
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,317
M-M-M-Max, Max.
268
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:07,078
Max. Max H-H-H-Headroom.
269
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,218
-Stop!
-Stop. Hammertime. Hunh!
270
00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:12,325
Yeah, you know that. Hammer?
Come on. You know Hammer.
271
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:16,260
Hunh-oh! Huh-oh, huh-oh.
272
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:20,436
Huh-oh, huh-oh.
Come on. Hammertime. Stop.
273
00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:23,715
[ Indistinct shouting ]
274
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,235
See, I told you!
275
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:32,552
♪♪
276
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:39,248
♪♪
277
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:45,772
♪♪
278
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:47,636
Buddy, buddy.
What are you doing?
279
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:50,087
That's not
what that's for.
280
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:52,675
God, no wonder
you lost the Cold War.
281
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:57,232
♪♪
282
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,027
[ Grunts ]
283
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:01,132
♪♪
284
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,754
Hey. Does anyone know
where the American Embas--
285
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:05,688
What the hell is that?
286
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,587
Does anyone --
You guys speak English?
287
00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:10,521
♪♪
288
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,212
[ Baby wailing ]
289
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,180
Hey! Is this --
Is this your baby?
290
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,320
Da.
You just leave it
hanging there?
291
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,597
Da.
292
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,047
[ Baby wailing ]
293
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,496
What is -- Russia!
294
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,809
[ Baby wailing ]
295
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:26,537
♪♪
296
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:29,022
Jesus Christ! Guys!
297
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:30,713
Shit.
298
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:33,578
Jesus Christ!
299
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,684
What is wrong with Russia?!
300
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,306
God!
301
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:44,175
♪♪
302
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,384
Ahh. Damn it!
303
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:50,630
Whoa. You guys
being chased, too?
304
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,115
Is that the only way
out of this gulag?
305
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:56,049
Guys! Hook a brother up!
306
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,294
Ah. Damn it.
307
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:03,298
Come on! Get it!
Aw, shit!
308
00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:05,748
[ Grunts ]
309
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,647
Third time's the charm!
310
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,821
Aw, shit. Ah.
311
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,653
That's a better way.
312
00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:16,414
Nate Parkour!
313
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:18,106
[ Metal pipe rolling ]
314
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,349
Ah, ha, ha!
315
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:25,665
♪♪
316
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:31,119
♪♪
317
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:33,259
I'm not being chased.
318
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:35,640
Nobody's chasing me.
[ Chuckles ]
319
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:39,886
It's classic Nate Parker
overreaction right there.
320
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,371
Sort of the bane
of my existence, man.
321
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:45,857
Jesus Christ.
What am I thinkin'? Ahh.
322
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,584
In my defense, everyone
in this country looks
a little suspicious,
323
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,586
but it's only 'cause
you never smile.
324
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,623
I mean,
do you ever smile?
325
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,765
See, that's very unnerving,
you know?
326
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,285
But Russians are a-okay
with me, man.
327
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,218
[ Grunting ] No! No! Ah!
328
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,397
Ooh.
329
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:09,571
[ Cow moos ]
330
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,469
Come out!
331
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,609
Nate: All right, okay.
Okay, guys. Cool it.
332
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,715
Be cool. Be cool.
333
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,788
-I've done nothing wrong, okay?
-Shut up!
334
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:22,791
I'm an American citizen.
Half Canadian.
335
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,209
Aah! [ Giggling ]
336
00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:28,866
Mwah!
337
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,558
Oh, I'm so happy
to see you again.
338
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:34,906
I thought you were dead when you
fell through the roof or worse.
339
00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:37,426
But, uh,
you ran away from me.
340
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:38,703
No, why would I do that?
341
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,222
[ Giggles ]
342
00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:41,844
[ Speaks Russian ]
343
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,410
-[ Giggles ]
-Yeah.
344
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,274
Hm. Hm. Hm.
345
00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:59,448
Mwah!
346
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:07,249
All right. You can't
hurt me, Nutcracker,
347
00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:08,906
'cause I'm with her.
348
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,390
You will marry
my daughter, yes?
349
00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,805
Oh, shit.
That's your daughter?
350
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,635
Oh, no. No.
I-I actually can't.
351
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:17,432
-Ah, you are a gay, huh?
-What? No. I'm not gay.
352
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,468
-Then you may.
-No, no, no, I-I can't.
353
00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:21,229
Then you area gay.Why are those
the only two choices?
354
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,300
Then...you...will.
355
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,922
-Not.
-Yes.
356
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,958
You...will.
357
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:36,623
You will.
358
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:39,316
Still not gonna do it.
[ Scoffs ]
359
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:50,948
♪♪
360
00:19:50,982 --> 00:20:00,751
♪♪
361
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:10,554
♪♪
362
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:20,253
♪♪
363
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:30,056
♪♪
364
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,265
[ Sobbing ]
365
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:40,308
♪♪
366
00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:47,970
♪♪
367
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:56,979
♪♪
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