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How can you eat that meat loaf?
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Don't those little colored pieces scare you?
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We only go around once... I hope.
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I realize I'm probably wasting my time,
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but do you guys want to buy tickets to Casino Night?
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It's going to be on the Princess Fairy luxury liner.
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So the only means of escape is drowning.
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Look, we'd like to help you out,
but we have a very busy schedule.
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There's a Sick, Sad World marathon all Friday night, so we'll be way too tired on Saturday.
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You guys are hopeless.
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Damn it, she saw right through our facade of hopefulness.
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She's the 12th person today.
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Casino night on a cruise ship is going to be so glamorous.
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You're so lucky to be going with Rex, Quinn.
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Yeah. This week, he's, like,
the most popular guy in school.
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Oh, I don't think so. Well, probably.
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Actually, I believe Brent, my date,
may be a little more popular than Rex.
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Not that it matters.
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Oh, no, Sandi. I'm sure you're right.
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Did you say you were definitely going with Brent?
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Gee, Quinn, I hope this inability of yours to retain simple information is just temporary
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and not symptomatic of a more serious, underlying problem.
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It's just that I wait-listed Brent, you know,
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in case something happened to Rex, like he got a pimple,
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but if it does, I'll go to the next person on my wait-list. No problem.
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I see. I guess Brent asked you while he was waiting to hear back from me.
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You know, using you as his safety date.
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I know how you can figure it out.
Quinn, which day did Brent ask...
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Stacy, who cares about such trivial matters?
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Can't we find something less shallow to talk about than when someone asks someone out?
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I'm sorry, Sandi.
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Sandi's so pretty.
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And so, I regret to inform you I will be unable to attend Casino Night.
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I have, uh, plans.
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Cancel them.
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Every student and faculty member must attend
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or I won't be able to afford the Secure-Fence Shock-Hundred.
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Fine. I'll buy a ticket!
Just so I don't have to go!
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Negative. We need all the adult volunteers we can get.
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Ms. Li, I implore you...!
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Please, Mr. DeMartino!
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I haven't heard anyone try so hard to squirm out of a school event
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since Helen Morgendorffer made up that ridiculous excuse about being allergic to crepe paper.
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Attention, students.
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It's those voices again.
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Due to cash flow problems, Casino Night attendance is now mandatory.
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Show your school spirit and dip into your college fund. Thank you.
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Now I'll never be able to buy that college.
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It's so unfair, Jozu. Sandi is always accusing me of being shallow,
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but I think a lot about important stuff, like
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what about all those poor people in those other-world countries
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who can't afford professional grooming assistance?
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Quinn, don't look now, but Marco has just sat down next to us.
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Marco? The talcum powder model?
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Just pretend like we don't notice.
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So, Quinn, what were you just saying about the less fortunate?
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Oh, yes. So, anyway,
even in this country,
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there are people who can't afford nice haircuts and it must be awful for them.
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I mean, how can they go outside?
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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You know, I used to go out with my hair uncombed and stuff,
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but then I realized that by looking good,
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I'm bringing a little beauty into the lives of people surrounded by their own ugliness.
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I know exactly how you feel.
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You're really thoughtful.
Are you around Saturday night?
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Maybe we could hook up?
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Hmm... let me check my schedule.
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"Casino Night on the Princess Fairy"?
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Yeah, it's this silly little high school event.
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I, uh, wrote it down to remind myself not to go.
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Oh, too bad.
I look really great on a boat.
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You do?
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You see, Helen, anyone can make a floating key chain or a glow-in-the-dark key chain,
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but this is the first time someone's made a floating glow-in-the-dark key chain.
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Damn, this pan is hot!
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So I said to them,
"Look, you got a great product here,
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but its name should reflect both its floatability and its incandescence."
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Helen, you should've seen them light up when I said "incandescence."
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Hey, that's probably some kind of a pun.
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Yes, dear.
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"How does this sound?"
I said "The Radioactive Duck."
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Man, they loved it. Loved it! I think.
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What the hell did the girls do with the other mitt?
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Helen, you're not listening to me.
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Of course I'm listening to you.
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You're considering getting a new key chain and I think it's an excellent idea.
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You know, you could be a little supportive of my career.
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I am supportive! It's just right now,
I've got more important...
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I'm sorry. Tell me about the keys.
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Tell me about the keys, Jake. Oh, Jake, I'm so interested in the keys.
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Well, you can just forget it, missy!
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Jake Morgendorffer doesn't repeat himself!
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Doesn't repeat himself!
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So, anyway, the whole school is all excited about my date with Marco.
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I'm sure Casino Night's going to be wonderful.
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Dad and I would volunteer but I have to go over some briefs.
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We'll be happy to drive you to school, though. Right, Jake?
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Sure. Drive you to school.
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The Invisible Man here will be happy to drive you to school.
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Will you be wearing those neat bandages?
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No, thanks.
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Marco will probably pick me up in a limo or one of those cute little sports cars.
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To go with his cute little brain.
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Besides, Casino Night's not at the school. It's on the Princess Fairy.
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The Princess Fairy?
The cruise ship?
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Yeah...
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They're looking for a new ad campaign.
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What better way to suck up to the owners than volunteering at a fund-raiser.
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They'll never know they're being pitched. Jake, you crafty devil.
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Why, Jake, what a wonderful idea.
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Oh, like you mean it.
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No, really. Casino night is the perfect time to approach them.
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So you'll volunteer with me?
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What?
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You'll volunteer with me.
You'll do the supportive wife thing.
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- Um, sure.
- Really?
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- I said yes.
- No!
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Great!
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Her amputee boyfriend was cheating so she stole his prosthesis,
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but he kept right on hopping into strange beds.
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The one-legged lothario next, on Sick, Sad World.
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Serves him right for keeping his leg in a display case.
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Yeah, he should've used the freezer like everybody else.
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I didn't mean to hurt him.
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The knife just slipped... 67 times.
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What can you say?
Some people are just klutzy.
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Meet the cannibal with a heart...
quick, before he eats it!
Next, on Sick, Sad World.
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Right...
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Daria, get moving or we'll miss the cruise.
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Just carry me to the car.
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I can't believe Marco isn't here yet.
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It appears the unthinkable has happened.
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Tube tops are coming back?
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No. You've been stood up.
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Shut up, Daria! I have not!
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Okay. My mistake.
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That's it! I'm not going to the dance.
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I'm telling everyone I got sick and canceled the date.
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Daria, you'll back me up, right? Right?!
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Fine! Desert me in my hour of need. I can't...
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Quinn, are you sure Marco knew to come here?
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Maybe he thought he was meeting you at the ship.
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Wait. Let me off. It's an emergency.
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Sorry. Too late.
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Anthony, what are you doing out here? The fun's in the casino.
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Come on inside.
Don't be a party poop...
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Timothy, I've got a problem,
a gambling problem.
Once I start, I can't stop.
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Listen to me, Anthony.
Just give away your chips
and reclaim your self-esteem.
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But the smell of the cards.
The sound of the shuffle.
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The pain of handing over the title to my car to some yokel with beginner's luck!
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I can't stand it! I...
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Thank you, Timothy. I needed that.
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Oh, well...
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Don't do it again!
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Let's find someplace we can nap in peace.
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All right. But first, let's gamble all our chips away in one grand, magnificently pointless gesture.
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That's the only kind of gesture I make.
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Give away the chips.
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Hey, wouldn't it be ironic if we won?
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Number eight.
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So much for irony.
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Daria, take my chips.
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Excuse me?
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You know, as a thank you for making me want to kill myself a little less
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than the processed sausages who call themselves your classmates.
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You're not one of those
"young people are our greatest hope" guys, are you?
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Thanks, Mr. DeMartino, but I can't.
I've already reached my fun quota.
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Well, then, you take them, Jane.
For being so...
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- Yes?
- Angular.
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Hello, everyone. Hope there aren't any "card sharps" here.
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It is tempting. Especially with Mr. O'Neill about to sit down at the poker table.
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I bet he has a good poker face.
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But I'd rather be sleeping.
Thanks, anyway.
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"Give the chips away..."
"Poker face..." Aah! Poker!
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I wonder where Quinn could be?
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Tiffany, grooming facilities on these vessels are very primitive.
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She and Marco are probably fighting over mirror space.
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Wait. There she is! Hey, Quinn.
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- Hi.
- What's up?
- You look cute.
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Hi. Boy, I'm so glad I found you guys.
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Where's Marco?
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Oh, um, he got stuck at a photo shoot, but he said he might stop by later.
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Later? We're on a boat.
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You know, Tiffany, there are things called helicopters.
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Gee, poor Marco must be the only model in the world who's ever had to work on a Saturday.
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Sandi, you act as if you don't believe me.
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Of course I believe you, Quinn.
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And even if I didn't, which I do,
I would never tell anyone you've been stood up.
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It could put your popularity in free-fall, and I'm too good a friend for that.
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Thanks, Sandi. You are a good friend. I guess I'll get a soda.
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Poor Quinn. I can't believe she's been stood up.
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Did you hear?
Quinn's been stood up.
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Quinn's been stood up?
Oh, my gosh.
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Three jacks! I win again!
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Um, Anthony, I really think you're taking a bad detour off recovery road.
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Well, that's interesting. Deal!
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You've had too much to drink, damn it.
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Now, get out of here and back in the pilothouse where you belong.
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Aye aye, captain.
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You're the captain, you idiot!
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Okay, those must be the owners.
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You strike up a friendship with her while I dazzle him with a little consulting expertise.
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Ahoy there, mates. You must be the owners of this fine ship.
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Right you are, handsome.
I'm DeeDee, and this is my husband, Lee.
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Damn it! I've got to go escort that captain to the pilothouse,
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but let me stand you to a flagon of grog there, Jake.
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Grog? This is beer!
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Cheap beer.
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My, what a lovely brooch.
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It cost a fortune... little enough compensation for sleeping with that bozo for 30 years.
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I'm out of cash.
Do you take credit cards?
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Mr. and Mrs. Morgendorffer!
I don't know if you're interested, but
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they're looking for another poker player.
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- I'm on my way.
- Helen?
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Bye. Nice meeting you.
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Wait, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
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There's a player at the table who requires your special understanding.
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My, Jake. Your wife seems a little tense.
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Oh. She's just, uh, very energetic.
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But I'll bet you know how to relax her.
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This cruise isn't so bad.
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We're doing the same thing here we'd be doing any other Saturday night.
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You're right. Pleasant dreams.
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Oh, Kevvy, alone at last!
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Babe, want to join the Mile-High Club?
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I know, why don't you join the Bottom-of-the-Ocean Club?
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Hey, you've been spying on us!
Come on, Kevvy.
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Let's go someplace where we can be alone.
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Yeah, let's get away from these nosey-bodies.
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Back to the serenity of dreamland.
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Yeah. I hope the fire-breathing cyclops hasn't caught me yet.
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Now, there's nothing wrong with the name Princess Fairy,
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but if I were your consultant,
I'd come up with something more...
edgy, like the Elegante.
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Then, with a paint job and some new carpeting...
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I don't know if my husband,
El Cheapo, will go for spending that kind of money.
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He won't even paint the lifeboat.
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But maybe you and I can whip up a strategy to convince him.
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Full house.
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How could I, a born loser,
ever delude myself into thinking that I could win at poker,
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when nothing in my whole miserable existence has ever worked out?
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Mr. DeMartino, please control yourself. It's only a game.
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Not so fast. Read 'em and weep.
Straight flush.
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Ooh, Kevvy...
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Oh, no! Kevvy, we're floating away!
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Don't worry, babe. I'll save us.
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Oh, no! Now what are we going to do?
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Help! Help us!
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Do you hear Brittany and Kevin screaming?
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No.
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Me, neither. Nighty-night.
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Daria, I need your advice.
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My advice is: leave now and I won't turn you into shark kibble.
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I'm serious! The whole school is talking about how I got stood up.
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You people just never want for stimulating conversation, do you?
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I know! How do I make them stop?
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By acting like you don't care what they think.
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But I do care what they think.
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It's why I do what I do,
wear what I wear, say what I say.
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And I suppose if someone told you to read a book, you'd do that, too.
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Look, just pretend you don't care.
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It'll take all the fun out of dragging your name through the mud,
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and the conversation will turn back to more important matters.
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Like which lip gloss has the longest staying power.
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Besides, if you act upset they'll know you were stood up.
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Yeah, so stop engaging in suspicious behavior.
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What suspicious behavior?
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Hanging around us.
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Oh, you're right!
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That was easy.
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I can do it in my sleep.
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Uh, Mr. Morgendorffer...
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I'm a little short on cash and I was wondering if you'd like to buy my watch.
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Uh, maybe some other time. Say, that's a pretty cheap-looking item.
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Jamie!
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I'll raise you 20.
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Helen, I have to talk to you.
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Not now, Jake.
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I'll see your 20 and raise you five.
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Honey, it's important.
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Not now, Jake!
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Excuse me... Quinn's visiting exchange student or whatever?
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00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,313
We're really worried about Quinn.
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Yeah, we want to make sure she wasn't really stood up.
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00:15:58,727 --> 00:16:01,752
Marco did call from the shoot, right?
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Because it would be just awful if he didn't.
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Yeah. He called.
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You realize you just did something nice for your sister.
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Must be the sleep deprivation.
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I know maybe if I light a match someone will see us.
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00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,577
Quit splashing me!
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Sorry, babe.
Hey, I found the matches.
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Hello, there.
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I'm sorry. You startled me.
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Little old me?
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00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:42,793
Don't just stand there, handsome.
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Hold onto my waist. I feel so free.
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Really? Um... that's nice.
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Get a life!
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00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,994
Don't just stand there, Skinny.
Hold onto my waist.
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00:17:05,768 --> 00:17:08,746
Oh, I've thought about chucking it all, believe you me.
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00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:13,149
One day, I'm going to buy a boat.
Sail it around the world twice!
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00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:17,638
I'm a mite tired, son. I'm going to bed. Try to be home by 11:00.
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00:17:18,616 --> 00:17:19,710
Oh, hey, hey, wait...
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00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,113
Daria! Have you seen your father?
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00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:28,388
Mom? Dr. Moreau invited you to the island, too?
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00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,590
I'm going to kill... there he is. Jake!
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00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:34,075
- Listen, Helen! The captain...
- No, you listen.
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00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:38,460
Your little interruption broke my concentration and caused me to lose my big hand!
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00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:43,022
Oh, it did, did it? Well, your lack of support cost me a consulting job!
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00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:45,894
Leaving me alone with that eww! DeeDee!
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00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:49,317
Oh, fine! Just blame everything on me! I was seating there...
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Damn right I'm going to blame everything on you! It's your fault!
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00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:54,971
We're never going to get any sleep, are we?
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00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:58,003
Not unless we kill every living thing on board.
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00:17:58,038 --> 00:18:01,067
I'm okay with that.
Look, the fog's rolling in.
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00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:05,136
that's not fog. That's methane.
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00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:11,173
I believe your story, Quinn. I mean, no guy would ever stand you up.
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00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,391
Thanks, Brent.
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00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:21,822
Damn it! Where's the lifeboat?
321
00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:25,722
The lifeboat?! Certainly you have more than one lifeboat!
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00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:30,472
Are you nuts? Do you know how much those things cost?
Now where is it?
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00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:32,804
I don't know. Want to buy a watch?
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00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:36,361
I want to help Quinn off the boat.
325
00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:38,154
But I was here first, so I get to.
326
00:18:38,189 --> 00:18:39,813
But I know the heimlich maneuver.
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00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:42,066
I would've won that game, too.
328
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,172
Except that you lost.
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00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:48,641
Help! Whoa! I'm drowning!
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Stay there.
I'll be right back with the life vest.
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00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:02,550
Hey, Sandi?
About going out for some food...
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00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,462
I think I'll take a rain check.
333
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:07,062
Did you hear?
Sandi's been dumped.
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00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:08,935
Oh, no. Sandi's been dumped?
335
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:25,036
So... now that Sandi's been dumped,
she won't dare bring up Marco.
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00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:28,424
Get off me!
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00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:33,635
Not now, Quinn. I'm talking to your father. You just had to interfere.
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00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:34,447
Oh, yeah?
339
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:39,009
Well, none of this would've happened if you hadn't left me with that... that nympho!
340
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:46,667
Excuse me, but, like, I think I'm supposed to meet someone at a party here?
341
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:51,385
Actually, the party's moved.
Come on, you can ride with me.
342
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,129
But...
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00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,464
Wait! I think I see the rescue boat!
344
00:19:57,499 --> 00:20:01,799
Oh, no. It's a cloud. But doesn't it look kind of like a boat?
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00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,201
Or maybe more like a camel.
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Written by Peggy Nicoll
www.outpost-daria.com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
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R�ponses au blindtest :
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Fashion Club grooming ritual
Black Grape - Kelly's Heroes
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Mr. DeMartino talking to Ms. Li
? - ?
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Quinn at the hair salon
? - ?
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Mr. DeMartino runs from casino
? - ?
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Fashion Club in dining hall
? - ?
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in the lounge
? - ?
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DeeDee and Ms. Barch standing on bow ala Titanic
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (instrumental)
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ship heading for garbage scow
Placebo - Pure Morning
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everyone standing up in shallow water
Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?
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closing credits
Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
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