All language subtitles for Spin City - 1x21 - Hot in the City.DVD.SAiNTS.en

Just the man I want.
You went to catholic school.

St. Mary's.
12 horrible years.

I still have limited use
of my knuckles.

Remember
a sister Margaret ?

She was the ringleader. Scary,
awful, monster of a woman.

Well, she speaks
highly of you, too, Paul.

She's coming by here later. She's
having problems with her neighborhood.

I said you would talk
to her about them.

Never.
Not in a million years.

Correct answer was
"yes, I'd love to,"

and good morning,
sister.

Good morning,
sister ?

Hello, Paul.

Morning. What could I do
for you, sister Margaret ?

Start by telling me why I
never see you at church anymore.

I... I joined
a different parish.

And who's your priest ?

Father
o'... Connor ?

O'Leary ?

O'Casey ?

Oh, my.

You're lyin'.

Oh, god.

Now you've taken
the lord's name in vain.

Oh, god, I'm sorry.
Oh, god ! I did it again.

Oh, god...
oh ! I can't stop.

Oh, god. I can't stop !
Oh, ga-ga-ga-god...

sister, I'll take care of this for you.

Hopefully, it's not too transparent
an attempt to attract voters.

We got the go-ahead on that free
concert, Madison square garden.

Maxwell, Travis
and Johns

are going to reunite
for one night only.

Didn't they play
at Woodstock ?

So what ? They've gotta
be, like, 90 years old.

Why don't we just reunite
the Andrew sisters ?

Hey, back off, man !
M.T.J. rocks.

When I was 15,
my mom drove me

to the concert in Madison. Let me guess.

You went to the concert,
the band "rocked,"

you bought a $65 t-shirt,
and screamed like an idiot

when the band said,
"hello, Wisconsin !"

Were you there ?

Ok, then.
Meeting is adjourned.

I say, meeting
is adjourned.

What ?

Are you going to
break up with Carrie ?

When did it become
office policy

to review
my personal life ?

You started it, Mike.
When you became single,

all you wanted to do
was talk and talk and talk.

It was kind of like
a soap opera.

First it was really,
really irritating.

But you listen
to enough of it,

and all of a sudden,
boom ! You're hooked.

So, today on

"deputy Mayor
in heat..."

all right.

I like Carrie a lot,

but she walks
that fine line

between
incredibly intense

and borderline loopy.

So I'm afraid tonight I'll
have to break up with her.

Hold on a second.
Paul couldn't be here.

He asked me
to tape it.

Ok. One last item:

I'm having
a secret meeting

tomorrow morning

without Paul.

I'd like you all
to show up

around 5 a.m.

4:30 is better
for me, Mike.

That's you and me
at the duck pond.

Don't we look happy ?

Oh, yeah. Very.

Very happy. Happy.

Happy us.

What's going on
with you, Mike ?

You're all nervous.

No, no.

Oh ! Gosh.
Boo !

See ? Come on,
lighten up.

I can hear
your heart beating.

I think my heart
has stopped.

Ok. What did you
want to say ?

Ok. All right.
Here it goes.

Carrie, I just,
I feel very strong...

can we move that ?

The glare is really
killing me.

There, there.
All better.

Ok. You were saying ?

Here it goes.
I think that...

ok, now it's just
staring at me.

Ok. You're having trouble
with conversation starters.

I've got one !

I'm ready
to have children,

and I think you'd make
a great father.

Questions ? Comments ?

I've only known you
for 3 weeks.

I mean, I...

normally I don't
discuss fatherhood

or kids until...

never.

I am too old to go down
a very long road with someone

unless I am sure they're
going to the same place.

W- w-what
if we're not ?

Well, then I guess

I'd have to break up
with you.

Get outta town.

Are you...
are you serious ?

I am totally serious.

Wow. Wow.

Well, then I...

I guess...

I guess it's over.

I can't believe
you did this to me.

Oh, Mike, maybe we
should think about it.

No, no, no, no...
no, no.

No, no, no. That
wouldn't be fair to you,

dragging it out
like that.

No, no, no.
No, you've got a schedule.

This just happened
so fast.

I know. I just never
saw it comin'.

Well, I gotta go.

Wait ! Mike...

just because
we're not gonna spend

the rest of our lives
together

doesn't mean
we can't have

one more night
together.

Wait. Wait.

You just
broke up with me,

and now
you want to...

what are you,
a guy ?

Wait a minute.

You dumped her and slept
with her on the same night ?

I mean, you're
like James bond.

Congratulations,
Mike.

Yeah, we're so proud of you.

I was in a very vulnerable
place last night, ok ?

I'm ashamed of myself.

You just pulled down
your own rebound, Mike.

Very few guys
in our league

can score on
a play like that.

I got a question.

Did you have sex before
or after you broke up ?

After.

I've got news
for you, honey.

You didn't break up.

What's she
talking about ?

Any sex within 24
hours after the break-up

is technically
make-up sex.

Technically,
you made up.

No.

Aw, I'm so glad
that I was informed.

I wish somebody
would just write down

all these rules for me.

I'll give you one.

Next time you want
to end a relationship,

try letting the woman
shake your hand.

Hey, Paulie. What's up ?
You look like hell.

There was no secret
meeting, was there, Mike ?

'Fraid not, Paulie.

Sorry about that.

It's tomorrow.

Sorry to keep
you dudes waiting.

No problem,
Mr. Mayor.

This is wonderful tea.

Well, thank you.
Thank you.

That's a rock 'n roll thing ?
That's good for the voice ?

It keeps me regular.

Ok. Rock on.

I hope you
don't mind me asking,

but why did you fellas
break up in the first place ?

That may be thin ice, sir. What ?

That's all right.
Uh...

we just lost sight
of why we played music.

It became
all about money.

So, you boys got
those contracts ?

Yeah.

Put your herbie
hancocks right there.

Herbie hancocks. That's a
little rock 'n roll humor.

Yeah.
It's a good one.

You see, I thought
you broke up

because you, Kevin,
write all the music

and the lyrics, but Johnny
seems to get all the attention.

Yeah, always did have a knack
for sticking' his face out front.

I don't deserve
a little recognition ?

Tell you what...

let's play "first one
to sign the contract

gets a free picture of
the Mayor on his vacation."

Oh, look, Johnny.

It's the same island

you and your bimbo
girlfriend stayed on

while I was holed up in the
studio writing our last album.

I should have
renamed that one

bite me, you ungrateful,
self-centered jerk.

Well, hey, now,

we both know
that wouldn't sell

a million copies.

I'm outta here.

Way to go with
the picture, Mike.

Care for a cup of coffee, sister ?

I take my strength
from the lord, Paul,

not from some
popular narcotic.

Now, tomorrow I'm coming
with the entire parish

to talk about
our security issues.

I want a plan for
keeping those hooligans

off the property.

You could put
a big picture

of yourself
out front.

That might
do the trick.

Carrie's here.

Oh ! Just a minute,
Janelle.

Mike ?

You look terrible.

There are going
to be good days,

and there are
going to be bad.

Why did you
want to see me ?

I guess I just...
I had to know for sure

that it...
it was really over.

I'm sorry, Mike.
It is.

Well, that's ok.
I just had to know...

for sure.

Shake ?

You know, it's been
tough on me, too.

I mean, I sat there
last night.

I laid in bed
all night

hearing nothing
but the sound of that clock

next to my bed,
counting away my life.

Tick, tick, tick.

And then I realized
what I need to do.

Get a digital clock ?

I can't wait any longer,

so I'm just gonna go ahead
and have a baby on my own.

That's great.

Me ? I'm gonna
go out and have

a couple of beers with the guys, but...

we all handle grief
in our own ways.

See ? Your sense of humor.
That's such a wonderful trait.

Ahh, that's why I'm so
happy I'm having your baby.

Are you telling me
that you're pregnant ?

Nope. But I will be,
thanks to you.

Wait, am I missing
a step here,

because if you're talking
about last night,

I took precautions...

we took precautions.

Let's just say
I'm the kind of girl

that never throws
anything away.

I put it in the freezer.

You froze my guys ? !

I'm just here
to get your blessing.

What am I, the pope ? ! !

Don't yell at me. Those are
my guys ! ! ! I want them back !

All right, look, if you're
gonna be all weird about this,

I'm just gonna leave.
You can't do this !

Give me back my sperm !

How you guys doin' ?

Crucified in the press.

My approval ratings
have dropped overnight.

Get that band back
together again.

My first priority,
sir.

Ok. Mike's fertility
clinic open for business.

Nikki. Medical. Go.

This particular
insemination method can work,

although obviously it isn't
popular amongst most women.

For one, they don't get
dinner and cab fare home.

All right. Legal.

Basically, the rulings
are confusing

and arbitrary,

referring to... lots of cases
in books I couldn't find.

Keep in mind
I'm not a lawyer.

Mike, that's
Carrie on line 2.

Uh, Carrie. Hi.

Uh, yeah.
Listen, uh... uh...

put her on... put her...
what ? What ?

Put her on hold !
Trust me.

Put her on.
Put her on hold.

Carrie, I'm just
gonna put you on hold.

Mike, I was this close
from getting into the CIA.

Trust me,
we gotta treat this

like a hostage situation.

Lassiter here.

Yes, I am fully apprised
of the situation.

Now, before we can even
begin to talk,

as a show
of good faith,

you have to release 1,

maybe 2 million
of the hostages.

Kevin, I was hoping it
wouldn't have to come to this,

but I got some photographs
of you and Elton John.

I think you might
want them back.

I used those as
Christmas cards in '84.

All right. That
was my best shot.

Look, you gotta
understand.

I got a lot
going on right now.

I...

I had sex with
this woman... Kevin...

and she wants
to get pregnant.

She kidnapped my guys.

And she put 'em
in the freezer.

That old story.

Oh, uh, James. Kevin
Travis, this is James Hobert.

He's the Mayor's
speech writer.

Hi.

I'm your... uh...

yours... all your albums... I...

anyway, if you're
going to say no,

I dare ya.
Say no to him.

* baby, baby *

* I love ya, baby **

that song
changed my life.

Mine, too.

Went double platinum.
I bought an island.

I'm your biggest fan.
I bought the vest

you wore on your
first tour for $1,000.

Never worn a vest
in my life.

Oh, god.

You're meeting with the
lesbian activists tonight.

I've got sister Margaret,
so I was wondering,

what do you say
we trade ? Ok ?

My nuns
for your lesbians.

They're not baseball
cards, Paul.

And besides, what do
you know about lesbians ?

What do lesbians
know about me ?

This could be
a fabulous opportunity.

To remind them
why they're lesbians ?

Carrie's on her way. I gotta go.
You all know your assignments.

Carter, Stuart, you're with me.
While I break into her apartment,

you hold the cab,
you the elevator.

Nikki, you are plan "b."
Distract Carrie with these.

Sperm bank
pamphlets ?

Yeah. It's a list
of donors.

A fool's errand, but see
if you can find somebody

who's got
somethin' I don't.

Mike, I didn't get
an assignment.

Yours is the most
important job of all.

You stay here
and look busy. Ok ?

I gotta get going.
By my precise calculations,

she should be here
in 5 minutes.

HI, dad.

Damn this watch.

Hi. Carrie, please,
right this way.

Carter, Stuart, I have
to take this meeting,

so I can't take
the other meeting.

Could you take
that meeting for me ?

What meeting ? I thought you
were breaking into the apartment.

Now you understand why
your role in the mission

is to stay here
and look busy.

Carter, before you go,

I'm begging you, switch with
me. Please ! I'll do anything.

I can't believe
you'd rather commit a felony

than talk to some nuns.

Just stand there
while I get my bearings.

I have a very keen
night vision.

In few moments,
it's going to seem

like broad daylight
in here.

Does this help ?

Ow. Ow.

Ouch. No, my pupils
were fully dilated.

I still can't get over
that outfit.

You can stand and laugh, but when
we're fleeing from the police,

which one of us
will they notice first ?

I'm guessin' the guy that
looks like Catwoman on steroids.

Come on. Let's get going.
Watch out for your fingerprints.

Don't touch anything.
Just unplug the refrigerator.

When she figures out what
happened, it'll be too late.

I think I got it.
I got it.

Oh. That's not it.

Grab the stuff
and let's go.

You grab the stuff.
I paid for the cab.

I picked the lock.

I broke the toaster !

Oh, my god.
We're gonna get caught.

Oh, god. I'll never see
the light of day again.

Get the package.

What package ?

Aaah ! I'm panicking !

Every man for himself !

How'd it go, guys ?

Tell him, Paul.

Tell him how
you saved the day.

Is this it ?

Welcome home, fellas.

Mike, that's
frozen yogurt.

Mike, you gotta
understand.

Mike, the bad news is
you're going to be a father.

The good news is
we saved you a teaspoon

of this fat-free
frozen dessert treat.

Mike, please.

Understand.
There were sirens

and they kept getting
closer and closer...

and then
what happened, Paul ?

They kept getting
farther and farther away.

All of you failed
at your assignments.

No, no, no, Mike. Not
me. I'm busy. Busy-busy.

Ok. Now, I know

that you really want to
have a baby with someone,

and I know that you're afraid
you won't find that person.

Hey, I'm afraid, too, but
believe me when I tell you

one day you will,
and you're gonna be

so, so happy
that you waited.

Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Ok, you're nuts.

You padlocked
the freezer.

Fine. I'm taking the
whole thing with me.

Could you hold
the door for me ?

Well, we did it.

How'd we do it ?

Sir, he's got a daughter
applying to colleges,

and once he found out my
father was president of Yale,

things just
fell into place.

I thought your father
was a pharmacist.

Sir, with all due respect,
do you wanna rock, or what ?

Hey, Mike, how'd it go ?

Just call me pops.

Can't you feel
the excitement, Mike ?

Oh, yeah, sir. A couple of
hippies stumble out of retirement

and pad their investment portfolios.

Whoopee, sir.

This is more than
some old hippies, Mike.

This is Clark,
Prado, and Conrad !

No. Those are
your attorneys, sir.

New York city knows
how to rock 'n roll !

And as a thank-you
to our fans,

get ready for the biggest
rock band in history

to give you the biggest light
show in the history of rockdom !

Let's rock !

***

You're not supposed to hold the
lighter up till the end of the show.

That is the end
of the show, sir.

Power's out
all over the city.

Everywhere ?
It's a tragedy.

I mean, the city
can't exist

without its subways and
its traffic lights, its...

refrigerators.

We've got bigger problems
than melting ice cream, Mike.

I don't, sir.

The power
will be off for a while,

so we should get started.

This administration
is very proud

of its open attitude
towards alternative lifestyles.

Who you choose to share
your bed with

or who you choose
to shower with

or whatever
is entirely your choice.

Consensual sex
is entirely that.

Consensual.
So, enjoy.

Uhh.

I'm sorry.

It's the wrong room.

Sit, Ubu, sit.
Good dog.