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I got a suspicious package
on a bench.

Requesting backup
for containment

while I check it out.

Daddy, I found it.

(alarm sounds)

I've got mall security in
pursuit of a couple, uh, Santas.

Hey! Stop!

LAPD! Stop!

LAPD!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Drop your weapon!

Release the woman
now!

(woman gasps)

♪ NCIS: LA 6x11 ♪
Humbug
Original Air Date on December 15, 2014

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

♪ ♪

Wow. What are
you mad about?

I'm not mad.

Just bombed that bag with
a spinning back kick.

That is a pure
aggression release.

Trying different
techniques.

You hate spinning back kicks.

You say they're impractical.

They are impractical.

It's like side control
in grappling.

It may work on pay-per-view.

Try that on the street,
I'll bite your ear off.

(chuckles)
(beeps)

(sighs)

I'm going to San Francisco
for the holidays.

That's great.
That's what you wanted.

I wanted
to spend Christmas

with my beautiful wife
and daughter.

You know, nice hotel.

Good food,
see the sights.

Just the three of us.

What about Aidan?

He's cold-weather training
in Virginia.

Didn't come home
for Thanksgiving.

He's working his ass off
to become a cadet sergeant.

I'm proud of him.

But I haven't seen him
in three months.

Well, boy is focused.

Just like his old man.
- Yeah.

He's in high school,
supposed to have fun.

You know what I was doing
at that age?

Nothing you want your son doing,
I can promise you that.

Hey, what, uh,
what hotel you staying at?

Oh, Michelle's sister bought
a pied-à-terre.

Sounds nice.
- Sounds small.

She says "pied-à-terre."

I say the kitchen's
in the bedroom.

Hold on a second.

She wants you
to stay there with them?

All three of us.

And Michelle's sister.

And Michelle's sister's
three cats.

No, you tell 'em,
"I appreciate the offer,

I think we'd all be a little
more comfortable at a hotel."

That's all.

(chuckles)
Yeah, sure.

Tell my wife I don't want
to stay with her baby sister.

Exactly, be totally
honest with her.

The level to which you
don't understand marriage

is astounding.

(bell rings)

Round's over,
we caught a case.

Perfect timing.
Saved by the Beale.

I know you're the kind of guy
who likes to improve

in all areas
at all times.

It is my job
to dole out advice.

(sighs)
- On all topics.

Granger's still not back?

No, his recovery is taking
a little longer than expected.

This morning

thieves hit an office
in Sherman Oaks,

and they set
a server room on fire.

The office belongs to a
cyber-security company,

See Bug Systems.

They were closed
for the holidays.

See Bug's founder,
Peter Weber,

is an expert in the
field of anti-malware,

or malicious
software.

Malware can be designed
to breach government computers,

secure servers,
even power plants.

It's basically the terrorism
of the Internet.

NELL:
Which is exactly why

the Department of Defense
needs people like Weber.

They've recently began
vetting him

to help fight foreign
cyber attacks.

And now DoD wants to ensure
that nothing harmful

against national security has
been taken from the office.

What about the guy
LAPD arrested?

Mmm, Billy Rex.

He grew up
in the system.

Ventura Youth
Correctional.

He did postgrad studies
at Norco Prison.

This guy has been
charged for everything,

from assault
to armed robbery.

This guy goes
from strong-arm robberies

to stealing computer viruses?

They find
anything on him?

A nine millimeter, that's it.

Which means
whatever they stole was

in the other two Santas' bags.

And unfortunately,

the Santa beards make
facial rec impossible.

LAPD is currently
transporting him

to the boatshed for questioning.

We'll hit
Weber's office.

Kensi, Deeks, why don't you,
uh, talk to Rex.

Find out what
he was looking for.

Not so fast, Mr. Callen.

I think it's best

if you and Mr. Hanna stayed
away from the crime scene.

Why's that?

Mr. Beale, play the rest
of the footage.

Hold on, stop that.

Zoom in.

SAM:
Joelle.

Joelle? What
do you mean?

Like,
Callen's Joelle?

She sent me a text to call her,
but I never got back to her.

HETTY: The LAPD reports
that she's doing fine.

Just steer clear of her
until the case is resolved.

Both of you have
a cover to maintain.

We'll question Billy Rex
in the boatshed.

You know, we should probably,
uh, interview Joelle.

About the case, right?

Yeah, no, that, too.
- Yeah.

That's her.

Joelle Taylor?

Thank you, Tony.

Hi, I'm Detective
Marty Deeks, LAPD.

This is my partner,

Kensi Blye, NCIS.
- Hi.

Hello. Um, who did
you say you worked for?

Oh, we're, uh,
federal agents.

Please, have a seat.

Okay.

Sorry all of this
happened to you.

How are you?

I'm fine.

I'm just glad
the police caught the guy.

We're looking into
the case right now.

Did you see anything
that might help us

track the guys
that got away?

Well, I told the police,
I didn't see much.

I-I heard the alarm,
and then I saw the Santas...

the men running-- I didn't know
what was happening.

Do you have any idea where
they might have gone to?

Well, they ran
into the lower level

of the parking garage
over there.

And that's when
the other guy grabbed me.

All right, thank you,
that was very helpful.

So, uh, Preston's is a pretty
high-end men's clothing line.

(laughing):
Deeks.

Yeah, I was here buying a
Christmas gift for my boyfriend.

Oh, cool, what'd
you get him?

I-I bought him
a dress shirt and a tie.

He's a securities
trader.

I don't really know
what that is,

but he's got to wear
a suit every day.

I think he'll love it.

I'm-I'm sure
that he will.

I know, right?

It's awful.

I mean, who does that?

Buys their, buys
their boyfriend a safe gift.

What is that?

What is, what is a safe gift?

Zero risk.

Something that says
anything but

"you're the most important
person in my world."

DEEKS: Wow, you've obviously
put a lot of thought into this.

Well, I'm good
at the safe gift.

It's a girlfriend thing
I could be better at.

Yeah, I think he's gonna love
the shirt and tie

because it's coming from you.

DEEKS: Not that he
wouldn't enjoy, uh,

you know, like, a leather gym
bag a tad bit more, though.

That's actually
a really good idea.

It is a good idea.

How did you come...?
(cell phone rings)

Oh.

Speak of the devil.

It's my boyfriend.

Wow. Nice
to meet you.

You, too.
- Bye.

So glad you got
my message.

You will never believe
what happened to me.

Office.
Yeah, no, definitely. Coming.

CALLEN: What happened?
What's going on?

I was shopping today,
and this crazy guy grabbed me.

But you're okay?

He, uh...

Well, he held a gun to me.

He didn't hurt you?

No, no, I-I'm fine.

Look, uh, Jo, I'm gonna see
what I can do about getting out

of this, uh, meeting
with this investment group.

No. No, Callen, don't.

Really, I'm-I'm fine.

Jo, I-I'd like to
be there for you.

And you will be.

Tonight.

Look, I know how important
those meetings are.

So, go.

Go make some deals or trades
or whatever it is you do.

I'll see you later.

Okay.

I'll see you tonight.

Sounds like she's
holding up well.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's, uh...

she's even worried about me
making my investment meeting.

I missed a few holidays and
birthdays for those "meetings."

Guy put a gun to
Jo's head, Sam.

I want to have a little
talk with him about that.

ERIC:
Hey, guys.

I just got word,
Billy Rex escaped custody.

They were transferring him
to you when this occurred...

He's capable.

And dangerous.

Guy like that's not breaking
into Weber's office

for your standard
smash-and-grab.

MAN: Please don't touch that.
MAN 2: Just doing my job.

Bet that's Weber.
- Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of...
lot of data, lot of... Yeah?

NCIS. Is there
a problem here?

NCIS, okay, thank you.

It took DoD long enough
to send somebody.

I'm Detective Deeks, this is
my partner Kensi Blye, NCIS.

I'm sorry,
uh, Mr. Weber,

your office was broken into
less than an hour ago.

Yeah,
and in that period of time,

local PD managed to arrest
and lose the only suspect.

This is Billy Rex,
do you recognize him?

No, never seen him.

Uh, any idea
where he's gone?

Well, he has no history
of cyber-crime, so there's

no reason to believe this is
anything but a smash-and-grab.

Can you list the items
that were stolen?

Uh, sure.

I'm missing six tablets,
three laptops, and, uh...

...one Xena: Warrior Princess
leather miniskirt

and matching armored bustier.

Wow, not creepy at all.
Bustier.

It's worth a lot.
I'm sure it is.

So, uh, for a
high-tech company,

the security is pretty...

Uh, well, DoD was set to install
their own security system

upon completion of my review.

After the holidays.

Right.
- Do you have any idea

why the thieves would burn
down your server room?

No, I... I
have no idea.

I'd love to get in there
and find out.

I could patch a recovery program

and see whether or not they made
off with any of our malware.

I'm sorry,
did you say your malware?

Yeah.

I thought that
you created systems

to fight against the malware.

(chuckles)
Unbelievable.

You've heard of
the CDC, right?

They have flu viruses
so they can study them,

so they can figure out
how to fight them.

You do the same thing
here with malware.

Yeah.

And the malware
on these servers...

it's the worst
of the worst.

It's the stuff
of nightmares.

Nell, you got eyes on Bill Rex?

(Nell sighs)

Nothing yet.
After he escaped custody,

it's like he just vanished.

But LAPD
says that

he is a known
associate

of a bookie named
Lincoln Tate.

They have an open
investigation on him.

If Rex stole something valuable
from Weber's office,

Tate would make
the perfect fence.

Oh, and we got a lead
on the other two Santas.

Looks like they escaped
in a 1993 Ford Mustang.

I tracked it to
a motel in West L.A.

CALLEN: All right. Send Kensi
and Deeks to the motel.

We'll visit this bookie,

see if we can
get a line on Billy Rex.

Got it.
Oh, and I'm sending

Tate's LAPD file
to your phone now.

(sighs)

Talk to me, baby.

Come on.

Tell me something good.

Purr for me.

Daddy's right here.

Show me what you got--
hey.

Was I, um...?

No.

I wasn't talking to myself?

I heard nothing.

Are you sure?

Because sometimes I'm just like,

"Buh, buh, buh, buh..."
Look, I...

Sorry. I have to cancel
our plans for next weekend.

What?

The Christmas Horror
Movie Festival?

We've been talking
about that for weeks.

Yeah.
Jack Frost; Silent Night, Deadly Night...

Gremlins.

"Bright light, bright light!"

(laughs)
- I know.

Tickets are nonrefundable.

So is this plane ticket
I just bought.

What?

Hetty just let me know

I can go home early
to see my family, so...

Hey, that's... that's great.

Of course.
You know, we'll just, um...

we'll rent the movies
when you get back.

Okay.
- Okay.

Unless...
- Yeah?

I don't know,
maybe you...

want to

come home with me.

Aah!

Oh!

(clears throat)
- I'm sorry.

No, uh, don't be.

(computer beeps)

Hey. I'm in.

Okay, so...
I'm searching the servers

that we recovered from See Bug.

At the time of the break-in,
only one file

was downloaded
onto a thumb drive.

860 kilobytes?

That's... not that much.

Huh. No.

But it's enough.

I gotta talk to
Callen and Sam.

Yeah.

What do you got, Eric?

ERIC:
Well, I managed to I.D.

the malware
that the thieves took.

It affects something
called PLCs.

Programmable Logic Controllers.

They're used in
industrial computer systems

to control automation.

What kind of industrial systems?

Well, the specific PLCs
that this malware targets

are only found
in U.S. electric power plants.

Guys, this bug could crash

the entire nation's grid
for weeks.

And no power,
no communications.

No heat.

75 degrees here,
but it's cold everywhere else.

ERIC:
This kind of malware could be

worth millions
to the right buyer.

And millions to the guy
that brokers the deal.

Let's go talk
to our bookie.

Thanks, Eric.

It's pretty
crazy how, uh,

Joelle can't tell Callen
how she feels about him.

Yeah, well, if she
can't get him a gift

that says, "I
care about you,"

how is she gonna have
that conversation?

Just saying,
life's a little short

for that kind of hopscotch.
Amen to that.

Hey, is your mom still going
on that cruise with her friends?

Yeah. Yeah,
she is.

Will we still get a couple days off
from, uh, from work?

That's what Hetty
said, thankfully.

Well, I'm thinking about
jumping in the truck,

going up to Mammoth, doing
a little bit of snowboarding.

Oh. That sounds
like fun.

There's a great hotel
up there that takes dogs,

if you want to come.

(laughing):
Wow, okay.

No, I don't mean that you...

I mean that I'm bringing Monty

to Mammoth, and...
- Mm-hmm.

...you know,
we talked about it...

(coughs):
and we think you should come.

Okay. I haven't really been
snowboarding in a while, but...

So, yes.

So we got a plan.
- We have a plan.

We're going snowboarding.
Up top.

Okay.
- Holiday plans.

Mustang.
- Mustang.

KENSI:
We should, uh,

probably start...
knocking on doors or...

I got a better idea.

CALLEN:
Beachside office, huh?

SAM:
When in Rome.

Feliz Navidad, hombres.

Agent Callen.

Agent Hanna.

Gonna ask you
a few questions.

Agents, huh?

Here I thought you two were
selling massages by the minute.

(Tate laughing)

Take a walk.

Take a walk.

Okay.

Why you guys coming
at me like this, huh?

We're gonna ask you
a few questions,

and your answers
are going to determine

whether or not you get
to lay there all day

or you wind up in some hole
down at Guantanamo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back that up.

Back that up, okay?

I'm a bookie,
brothers.

A patriot.

If serving my country
means serving me,

ask and I shall answer.

Guy who works for you...
Billy Rex?

He robbed someone
he shouldn't have.

Rex is dead to me.

He was my top guy
for almost ten years

but was getting restless.

He started, like,
searching for side jobs.

Bigger risk.
Bigger reward.

And?

And last week he takes off.

Disappears.

Same day,
my accountant calls me up

and he says he's found something
wrong with my money.

We set up a meet...

he doesn't show up.

My guys find him dead
a few days later.

You think Rex did it.

I'm not the kind of guy

who believes in coincidences.

Tell us where Rex is.

We'll take care of him for you.

(laughs)

Yeah, you know, uh,
I would if I could.

But Billy Rex is a worm

in the truest sense of the word.

That boy,
he goes underground,

and trust me,
he's gone.

DEEKS:
I want to meet the owner...

Oh!

(car alarm whooping)

...of the worst Mustang
ever made!

You picked the wrong car
to mess with.

How you think this is gonna go?

Oh, I don't know,
you tell me.

Put it down.

DEEKS: You heard her.
Drop it.

Get on your knees.

DEEKS:
Going in.

Kensi, I think I got a body.

(clears throat)

(belches loudly)

Oh.

Oh...

Well, Merry Christmas to me.

Leroy Moss.

That's quite
a rap sheet...

albeit
unimpressive.

Indecent exposure's
kind of impressive.

I could show you
if you like.

Oh.

Well, you could pull out
whatever you want.

Can't guarantee
you'll leave with it, though.

Oh, come on,
I just thought, you know...

you got a little handsy
when you searched me--

a little personal,

a little intimate.

I liked it.

Hmm.

Well, I was...

looking for something
from the break-in this morning.

A thumb
drive.

Didn't take no thumb drive.

I would think carefully
about your next answer, Leroy.

Because if your friend

talks before you do,

guess who serves more time.

(belches)
Mom...

I'm sorry,
what?

No, definitely...
definitely not your mom.

According to this,
your mom is still serving time

in Victorville Pen for--
wow, look at that--

operating a meth lab.

So I guess you're not
entirely to blame

for your current situation,
then, are you?

Why don't
you tell me

where the malware
is, Stuart?

Where's the
malware?

Where's the mal...

Ware's the Mal?

Wait... who's Mal, man?

Not mal man,

it's a... malware,
it's... oh, wow.

This is...

You're firing on all cylinders.

It's a thumb drive.

Thumb drive.

Oh.

Rex has it.

Mm-hmm.

Wrong answer, Leroy.

Okay, no, wait!
Wait!

Come back.

Rex is the one
that went into the room

with all of the, uh...
computer stuff.

Servers.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Rex went to the servers, okay?

Then he plugged something in,

then he poured gasoline
all over the servers.

When he pulled out his lighter,

Stu and me just ran.

All right, so...

Rex has the thumb drive.

Where's he taking it?

He's not going anywhere,

because you arrested him.

Wait...

are you a cop?

I am a cop, just like I was

the first two times
you asked that question.

Still a cop.

Oh, man.

This doesn't look
like a police station.

How did Rex know
about the malware?

Did he ever tell you
who got him this job?

All I know

is Rex thought he could
make money off this thing.

A lot of money.

And Rex...

I don't know if you've noticed,

but he's kind of a scary guy.

So...

I didn't ask a lot of questions.

Okay. Good talk.

Anything else you wanted
to bring up at this point?

Hmm?

(snoring)

Hmm, all right, fair enough.

Yeah.
- Huh... what?

No.

All right.
Thanks, Kens.

Other two Santas didn't
have the thumb drive.

It wasn't in
the motel room?

They said
Rex had it.

But LAPD didn't
find it on him.

You're Rex.

I'm LAPD.

I got you
pinned down,

but you're holding millions of dollar''
worth of malware.

What do you do?

I drop it.

Leave it somewhere safe

till I can escape
and come back for it.

But where?

Or with who?

CALLEN:
Zoom in there.

Slow it down.

Now stop it.

What is it?

Rex had to have placed
that thumb drive

somewhere on Jo.

SAM: He doesn't know
who she is, G.

By the time he escaped, she was
gone from the crime scene.

CALLEN: Yeah, but he's
gonna be searching for her.

We've got to find Rex
before he finds Jo.

And I may know
how to do that.

Our malware expert,
Peter Weber.

It didn't make
any sense.

I mean, h-how did a Neanderthal
like Rex know to go after

high-tech property
that belonged to Weber?

So, I went looking for
a common denominator.

SAM:
The bookie?

Weber was gambling?

No. And yes.

Over the past six months,

Tate's legit bank
accounts were hit

by a targeted malware attack.

Money was
being skimmed

and sent to a separate
corporate account

that I managed
to link back to Weber.

SAM: That's what the accountant
wanted to tell Tate.

Except he told
Billy Rex first.

Tate's top man.

So, Rex sees the opportunity
for an easy score.

Kills his boss' accountant.

He goes after Weber
and the stolen money.

Somewhere along
the line,

the money grew to include
some big malware payday.

If Rex wants that payday,
he's gonna have to get Jo.

Find the thumb drive.

I'll bring in Weber.

(door rattling)

Hello?

(rattling continues)

(gasps)
Oh, my God.

(laughing):
Callen.

I wasn't expecting you
for another few hours.

Mmm.

Pushed my last meeting,
and I, uh, I snuck out early.

Oh, macaroons,
thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, figured after the day
you had, you deserved it.

These...
- (gasps) Ooh.

...are for you.

And I'm even...

going to cook you
a little dinner.

Really?
- Mm-hmm.

You can't even
fry an egg.

That's a good point.

But you know what I can do?

I can open a bottle of wine.

You have no idea
how scary it is,

having someone
hold a gun on you.

I can only imagine.

I love you for coming
to be with me.

Better get some water
for these flowers.

Callen's gonna have
to get clear of Joelle

if he's gonna find
that thumb drive.

It's got to be weird running
an op on your girlfriend.

She might not be his
girlfriend after this op.

Wow, really?

Any more depressing thoughts
you want to have this afternoon?

I'm just saying that
this job tends to ruin

any chance at a personal life.

That's not true, look at us.

We're going on a trip together,
that's personal.

We're going skiing to Mammoth.

That's practical, actually.

We have the same days off,

and it's only a few hours
from Los Angeles.

Okay, so it's
a personal trip

that just happens to be
incredibly practical.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Nothing wrong with it.

You're... you're right.

Mmm.

More, please.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Oops.

Looks like
we need more.

There's a nice Pinot Noir
in the hallway rack.

I will find it.
- Okay.

I'll be right back.

♪

Kensi, Deeks.

I got the drive.

In here? Okay.

Yeah.

Musty. Whoa.

Sit down.

Uh, okay, if I just,
you know...

I just got to tell you,
y-you can chill on the, uh...

the aggressive front,
okay?

'Cause... 'cause I'm-I'm here
to help you recover my property.

I'm here to help you.

Um...

You're, uh...

(laughs nervously)

You're freaking me out,
sitting so close.

If you don't
prove helpful,

Mr. Weber,

I may just drop you

in general population
at Twin Towers prison.

Um...

Y-You can't do that.

You're correct.

But I think it would
take about a week

for the mistake
to be sorted out.

Do you think you
could last a week?

I-I can't be around prisoners.

We know you were
skimming off

of Lincoln Tate's
accounts.

And Billy Rex
found out about it.

(sighs)

Okay.

Look.

Rex said he'd kill me
if I didn't give him

every single dollar
I stole.

Plus interest.

And I didn't...

I-I didn't have it.

I'm not gonna let
that psycho shoot me.

So, you told
him about...

the power
grid malware.

It's worth millions.

The only problem was--
you were under DoD oversight.

Couldn't just
give it to him.

You had to make it
look like a robbery.

Where is Mr. Rex right now?

Before he was
arrested,

Rex dropped the malware
into a lady's shopping bag.

And then he contacted me just
before you guys picked me up.

What did you do?

I-I accessed the records
of that store, what's it called?

Preston's.

And I gave Rex that lady's I.D.

and address.

He's headed
there now.

Callen, we're a go.

I got Rex and two guys
just stepped out of an SUV.

They're heading
towards Joelle's house.

Heads up.

I'll move to
intercept.

(cork pops)

(Christmas music plays)

Oh.

(laughs)

What are we doing?

Mmm, I think we're dancing,
but I could be wrong.

I haven't done this
very often.

We've never done this.

Never?
- Uh-uh.

Hmm.

First time
for everything.

What was that?
- Nothing.

I didn't hear
a thing.

Sorry.

I'm a little jumpy today.
- Yeah.

Nothing, I didn't
see anything.

Callen, we don't have
the other two.

(glass shatters)

Was that in
my bedroom?!

This way.

We need to call
the police.

(screams)

You have a gun?!

Oh, my God,
you shot him?!

Callen, that was the
guy from this morning.

What the hell
is going on?

You just got
to trust me.

I'll get us
out of this.

Do you trust me, Jo?

Who are you?

We have to get out of the open.

Callen, just stop.

What are we doing?

I've never seen
you like this.

Jo, I promise you,
I'll explain everything.

Right now,
we have got to move.

MAN:
Got 'em in the back alley.

BILLY REX:
Copy. Headed your way.

Federal agents!
Drop it!

Put it down!

On the floor, right now,
on your knees.

All the way down!

Hands behind
your back.

Callen.

Callen, do you copy?

Where are you?

I got nothing.

What is that?

Wh-What are you doing?

Stay inside,
lock the door.

I'll come get you
when it's safe.

No, Callen...

Jo, this'll be over fast.

Now, what are you gonna do?

Lock the door and wait for you.

That's right.

(rapid gunshots)

(grunting)

(panting)

Thought you said you were
gonna stay in the garage.

I thought you said you were
a securities trader.

(indistinct radio transmissions)

See you later.

Get this to Eric and Nell,
tell them to keep it secure.

Oh, the computer virus that can
plunge America into darkness?

Shouldn't I just throw this
into the burn room?

That would be a bad idea,

'cause of the chain of evidence
and all that.

Yeah, I got it.

She gonna be okay?

I'm about to find out.

Good luck.

Let me guess.

Not the first time you've had
to put your life on the line

to save a lady.

And Sam?

I'm guessing he's...

not in the medical
equipment field, is he?

No.

But Michelle, she's still...

(sighs)

Their kids are just kids.

(chuckles)

Humbug.

Yeah, I guess I did kind of
ruin Christmas.

No, that's not what...

At school this week,

I was reading the kids
A Christmas Carol.

They, um, wanted to know

what "humbug" meant.

So we looked it up.

It means deception.

A fraud.

An imposter.

(sighs)

Anyway...

Thanks for saving
my life, Callen.

Jo...
- I think you should leave now.

(sighs)

NELL:
Beale!

Move it or lose it!

Wheels up in 90!

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
(chuckles)

Is that a camera?

Is that what we came
all the way back here for?

Yeah, I realized,
if I'm gonna meet your family,

what's my cover, right?

You're a news editor,

so I figured
photojournalist by day,

superhero by night.

(laughs)

Okay, Clark.

I think we're gonna have
to come up something

a little more believable
than that.

Okay, like what?

Well, it has to make sense

that you'd be coming home
with me.

Right.

Like, a boyfriend.

(shutter clicks)
- Aah!

(scoffs) Mr. No Pants,

you do realize that it's gonna
be freezing back East, right?

What? I'm wearing a scarf.

My first day back,

and you give the entire
team the day off?

Owen.

I wasn't expecting you.

And I make it a point
to always expect

the unexpected.

It'll take more than a little
poison to get rid of me.

Besides, I'd rather
catch up on work.

Holidays are
for the sentimental.

Oh, you're not such a Grinch.

I know there's still a heart
in there somewhere.

You're right.

(sighs)

I'm just not telling you
where it is.

For my own personal safety.

Oh.

Smart man.

Merry Christmas, Owen.

Merry Christmas, Henrietta.

Any idea why Michelle wanted
us all to come down here today?

Nope.

She wants to skate,
we skate.

You didn't think to ask why?

Marriage, G.

Marriage.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

Hey, Kam.

Hey, Uncle Callen.

How are you?
- Good.

Hey.

Hi.
- Hey.

You heard anything from Jo?

No, I don't think I will.

Sam-Dog!
- Yo.

I got them,
I got your skates,

size 14.
- No.

Come on, come on.
Don't mind him.

He's just mad 'cause he can't do it.
What?

I could if I wanted to.
I don't.

When am I gonna be
in a situation

where I need to put blades
on my feet and move across ice?

I live in L.A.
It's ridiculous.

All right, how about this?

I will use
my personal Christmas bonus

to buy you lessons.

Wait, we get
a Christmas bonus this year?

We always get a Christmas bonus.

(laughs)

Wait, seriously?

Seriously?

I didn't get a Christmas bonus.
Always get a Christmas bonus.

I didn't get a Christmas bonus!
All right. Oh, my gosh.

Aah!

Triple Salchows.

Aah!

All right, Kensilina.

There you go.

Um, I just,

I-I want to talk to you
for a second.

No, no.
- (grunts)

I got to go skate.
- Come here.

Deeks!

Come here.

I... All right.
- Ow!

Okay.
- Go for Santa.

(chuckles)

(sighs)

What's going on?

You're freaking me out.

Oh, my gosh.

You plan these things to say,
and when the time comes,

you can't say them.

Um...

Just you and me.

Kensi and Deeks,
Deeks and Kensi.

A-Alone, we're bold,

we're brash,

we can move mountains.

And...

together we're...

Um...
- We're safe.

Yeah, together we're safe.

Yeah, I know.

I want to be bold,

Deeks.

But I want to be bold with you.

So no more games then?

No more games.

Chips on the table?

All in.

All in.

Tonight?
Tomorrow.

And the day af...

Dad, can I get a hot chocolate?

Sure, Kam.

Get your mom one, too, okay?

Okay.

(chuckles)

I have a surprise for you.

Really?
- Mm-hmm.

So, you're an
impossible man to shop for,

so I didn't even try.

SAM:
Aiden.

Good to see you, Dad.

(chuckles)

Ah.

I thought you were training
in Virginia.

I, uh, missed
the California sun.

Aiden, are you AWOL?

No, sir, and I'd appreciate
you addressing me

as Cadet Sergeant.

You were promoted?

I'm proud of you, son.

Thanks, Dad.

(sighs)

So, you can skate.

I know that about you now.

You got my message.

Mm-hmm.

That's them?

Your family?

Yeah.

I'd like you to meet them.

If you want.

I can't, Callen.

I can't meet them.

Not until I meet you.

Okay.

What do you want
to know about me?

Hmm.

Well...

how about we start
with your first name?

(chuckles)

That is
a little bit complicated.

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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