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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:41,013 What a doll! 3 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:51,692 Lady, what are you doing? It's a one way street... 4 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,577 You can't go that way. 5 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:57,375 I'm new to Bellignano...if you... Hey? Why don't you reply? 6 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,691 - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning, Lo Presti. 7 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,929 Hey, look who's once again. Let me give you my business card... 8 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,772 - Engineer Raffaele Ghislenghi. - It's a pleasure. 9 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:36,775 - Listen, I'm new to this little town. Do you know where the court house is? - Did you say the court house? 10 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:41,012 A small matter, nothing important. I'm a close friend of the minister... 11 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,058 ...but I don't want to disturb him over something so trivial. 12 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,415 You know how things work in Italy... 13 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:48,735 ...by a hundred notes I could just buy that dumb magistrate... 14 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:52,409 -...and in five minutes I'd be out, on my way back to Lugano. - Well done, well done. 15 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:56,539 Listen, lady, why are you so cold with me? 16 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,851 We might stay in touch for this evening. 17 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:04,457 What the fuck! She has just got in touch with me right away! 18 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:07,422 - Engineer Ghislenghi! - Who are you? 19 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:09,030 One moment. 20 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,538 Greetings. 21 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,976 Perfectly on time. Well done! Talk about Switzerland... 22 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,971 I'm Bortolon. 23 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:26,336 The lawyer Bortolon from the bar of Bellignano, it's a pleasure. 24 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:29,856 We must go to the court house. Have you forgotten? 25 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:33,296 The hearing is set at 9 o'clock. It's nothing, don't worry... 26 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,332 It's one of those cases where we've won before we even start. 27 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,729 It should only take a few minutes, there's no dispute against you... 28 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:42,898 - I've studied this case thoroughly. - That's what worries me. 29 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:46,097 Come, I'll clear a path, come. 30 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:48,858 Hi. 31 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,894 This is your seat. 32 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:04,771 - Who's he? - That's the lawyer Lo Presti. 33 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:08,739 A locum for the public prosecutor. He'll just make you die laughing. 34 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:12,291 - He's from Trinacria. - Strange, I thought he was Sicilian... 35 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:13,422 Is he tough? 36 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,412 Tough him? He's softy. An erotic maniac. 37 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:20,334 Both he and the chancellor the more are softy the more they comprime themselves being closer to the magistrate. 38 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:22,769 - Don't worry. - Who's worried? 39 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,731 - You don't know me, dear Burtacchion. - Bortolon. 40 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,618 A judge who can screw me over has still to be born. 41 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,736 Court is in session. 42 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:51,774 - Who's she? - The lady magistrate. 43 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:54,499 She works as a compressor for the two neurotic guys. 44 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:58,016 - As I told you, the whole thing is a farce. - A farce? It's a tragedy. 45 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:02,372 I'm asking the lawyer Lo Presti for providing the public prosecutor's functions. Lawyer Lo Presti? 46 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,928 - He...here! - Chancellor, write it down. 47 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,693 Yes, doctor. Right away. 48 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:10,135 Sit down, come on. 49 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:13,929 Here're the criminal proceedings versus Esposito Raffaele... 50 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:18,298 ...also known as count Ghislanzoni Doria Raffaele... 51 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:22,168 ...also known as professor Viscardi Raffaele... 52 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:25,696 ...also known as engineer Ghislenghi Raffaele... 53 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,214 ...and from now on also know as the fucked Raffaele... 54 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,938 Lawyer, how many years are for a sentence for fraud? 55 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:34,337 - From 1 to 6 years, but, don't worry, in your case... -...they will be 12! - Of course not! 56 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:38,618 - Is the defendant in this courtroom? - Unfortunately...here. 57 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,770 Come forward. 58 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:47,252 Who is defending you? 59 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,252 That's me, the lawyer Bortolon, mrs magistrate. 60 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,058 The usual. 61 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,414 Fine. 62 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,537 You know the charge. 63 00:05:56,620 --> 00:06:01,614 Articles 640, 515 and 516 of the penal code... 64 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,691 ...on the basis of a report by Spegiorin Oreste... 65 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,136 ...as the owner of the restaurant "The gourmet's tavern"... 66 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,859 ...you've been charged with selling a lot of one thousand... 67 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,494 ...cans for food for dogs... 68 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,338 ...passing them off as top notch goulash. 69 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:19,259 - What must you say in your defence? - I'm not guilty, I swear! 70 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:22,854 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 71 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:27,889 ...there's only a way to dismantle this unequal accusation... 72 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:31,211 ...which my client, a principled and honest citizen,... 73 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,929 -...has been charged. - A victim of a world bastard like a dog. 74 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:37,289 - A dog! - A dog? - A hard-working man... 75 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:42,698 ...of a high degree and of a steady reputation in the business' world! 76 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:47,092 Who, according to what proceedings report, has been already sentenced many times. 77 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:52,373 - Article 669: unauthorized practice of hawker as a profession. Article 517:... - Don't worry about that... 78 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:56,055 -...sale of false industrial products... - Don't worry about that too... 79 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:59,098 673: removal of signs or shelters... 80 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:02,411 707: unauthorized possession of altered keys. 81 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:06,379 567: substitution of newborn babies. 82 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:13,491 498: usurpation of military command. 574: subtraction of persons of unsound mind. 83 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:16,219 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 84 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:22,819 ...but these are small guilts, youth excesses! 85 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,619 I'm wondering who didn't make them! Who? 86 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:32,731 We are not here to judge these small guilts, but... 87 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:40,090 ...a charge which my client rejects vigorously. May I have one of them please? 88 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:45,208 Mrs magistrate, but which food for dogs!!! 89 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,212 I do say, so I'm showing you,... 90 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:53,339 ...mrs magistrate, that that lot sold to Spegiorin... 91 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:56,696 -...was an exquisite dish! - Be quiet Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 92 00:07:56,780 --> 00:08:00,455 - A very good goulash, mrs magistrate! - Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 93 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:04,010 A very good goulash, I said, made by an extraordinary,... 94 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:08,059 ...exquisite and amazing top notch meat,... 95 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,370 ...meat, mrs magistrate, which I'm tasting right now! 96 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:15,889 Chancellor, be quick, get rid of those cans. They might explode. 97 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,255 What a scent, mrs magistrate. It's exquisite... 98 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,934 Now, I will try some. 99 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:48,931 Let's go to the bar. Go away, go away! 100 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:54,618 - How do you feel, lawyer? - How do you think I feel? 101 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,295 I'm feeling distraught. I'm not used to it. 102 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:01,497 It's feeling like my intestine has turned inside out... 103 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:05,016 Engineer, with all due respect, it's like I've got shit in my mouth. 104 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,370 - Two coffees. - Good, good. 105 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,412 The only thing I could do... 106 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:17,338 ...was to request a laboratory analysis. 107 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:20,139 Sometimes, you know, you may buy time thanks to an additional inquest. 108 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,413 So, between the lab analysis and the delayed proceedings I'll get a life sentence. 109 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:25,000 Forget the life sentence, don't speak this way... 110 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,136 You as well, tough, of all the hot chicks in Bellignano... 111 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:36,735 ...you had to go up against the lady magistrate. 112 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:41,848 She's not a woman, she's a cop. Everyone's scared of her... 113 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,215 There was a certain amount of freedom earlier. 114 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,657 Lawyer, damn! Do you want me to wrap some up so you can take it home? 115 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:54,015 Since the lady magistrate arrived on the scene... 116 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,629 -...it has become a town of puritans. - I understand you, lawyer. 117 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,358 No, you can't understand it... 118 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:03,055 This is a prosperous town, thanks to some small factories, farmings... 119 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:05,973 But she's quite something new... she's terrible. 120 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:10,736 They're bigots: when a spicy film plays in the cinema they all go crazy. 121 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,992 - That lady magistrate eats up all their bread. - I understand you, lawyer. 122 00:10:13,993 --> 00:10:16,100 You can't understand it. 123 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:20,578 They're all madly in love with the lady magistrate. 124 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,538 First of all, because she's beautiful... 125 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:27,169 ...and secondly, because she's a woman as a magistrate. 126 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,569 So they think they're advanced, evolved... 127 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:31,310 -...feminists. - I understand you, lawyer. 128 00:10:31,311 --> 00:10:33,837 - You can't understand it. - So why are you telling me? 129 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:37,410 This way. She's giving a rough time. What a desperation she's! 130 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,060 And that great bigot, Lo Presti,... 131 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,970 ...is her black soul. 132 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:47,133 Those two seize all the spicy comics, and when porn films are screened... 133 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:51,338 ...they go insane, just like when they used to burn witches. 134 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:54,299 Where are you going? 135 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:58,214 Were you going to pay? No, not on your life! You're my guest... 136 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:02,179 - Lawyer, it was only a coffee and some snacks. - Okay for the coffee but the snacks were six. 137 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:07,095 - I won't allow you, I changed my mind, you're my guest. - Please, don't be ridiculous... 138 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,096 - I said I'm paying and that's it. - But... 139 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,577 Two coffees and six snacks. 140 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,974 Engineer, engineer, what about the rest? 141 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:30,920 The rest...well, you can tell me the rest the next time, lawyer. 142 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:55,090 - At this point you, what do you do to the common sense of decency? - Huh? - What do you do to the common sense of decency? 143 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,648 - What do you mean? - By now you're saying goodbye to it! 144 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:00,129 Good thing that we have the 2nd paragraph of article 508... 145 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,656 ...where obscene language...- 28... - 28 you're right, obscenity, vulgarities... 146 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,300 ...in every aspect, even into the movies! 147 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:10,009 We must believe, we must obey, and also fight! 148 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:14,218 Lawyer, I agree with you completely... 149 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,053 -...but this screening worries me a lot. - Why? 150 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:20,416 - We're in a delicate situation now. - Really? 151 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,530 I'm not sure if I've explained myself, but... 152 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:28,252 ...th-th-that lady is a woman, she's naive... 153 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:32,015 - What does she know about dicks? With all due respect...- Sure, with all the due respect... 154 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:36,180 - So, how can she judge? - What's that got to do with it? 155 00:12:36,181 --> 00:12:39,034 It's her profession. She studied at university. What the fuck! 156 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,772 Here she comes. 157 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:43,289 She's so beautiful. 158 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,656 Sit down, please. 159 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,897 - We can start immediately. - Yes, doctor. 160 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,976 We'll write everything down, chancellor. 161 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,699 - May I? - Who is it? The usual ball breakers. 162 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,054 - Mr Pavarin. - Has it started? 163 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,465 - Not yet, the lady magistrate has just arrived right now. - Take this. 164 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,739 - Come in. - Tony... 165 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:11,291 - I took the liberty of bringing the apothecary with me. - But... - He's outside the door. - Never mind... 166 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,813 Come in. 167 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:17,974 - I brought some friends along. - No...no other friends. 168 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:22,778 Come in...Bepi, Gaston, Pasquale. 169 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,099 Oh, my dear Bepi... Have your money ready, come on! 170 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,098 Great. Where are you going? Fork up! 171 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:47,454 Anyone else? No, that's enough. 172 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:54,498 I never earned so much, not even during the days of "Gone with the wind". 173 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,538 Let me through. I need to do that, that's my place there, are you crazy? 174 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,778 - One moment. - One moment, once again... 175 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,378 Chancellor, put this down in my verbal. 176 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:49,356 - Excuse me, can we stop the screening? - Yes. 177 00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:50,733 Thank you. 178 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:53,253 Tony. Stop it. 179 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:58,650 Upon a report by Lo Presti Francesco,... 180 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:07,489 ...legal proceedings are started, according to articles 528, 529... 181 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:11,812 They are started because later here... 182 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,538 Let's continue. 183 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,817 - Tony, play the movie. - Go ahead. 184 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,050 ...and back... 185 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:44,614 Performance of acts of selferoticism... 186 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,251 - Huh? - Handjob, wank, jerking off, masturbation! 187 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,808 Many people practice it without even knowing the name... 188 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:55,296 There's a lot of ignorance around. It's crazy. 189 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,689 The scene, the scene. 190 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:10,934 Silence, please. Do you want me to go to jail? You're clandestine inside here. Quiet! 191 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,819 Someone starts to give permissions like in the nest of a cuckoo... [play on the words: cuculo=cuckoo and culo=back] 192 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,811 ...and here's finally where we're gone. 193 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:20,618 Sodomy. 194 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,692 - What? - Sodomy. 195 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:27,489 Sodomy, sodomy, though it's little, it uses to slip on your ass like a bottle. 196 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,572 So they say...I'm sorry. 197 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:33,652 Stop. 198 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,538 I said stop. 199 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:41,136 - Rewind it. - Rewind it, Tony. 200 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:45,293 - I said rewind it. - Lawyer, it's me who can give orders around here. 201 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,808 Sit down immediately. 202 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:54,971 What is that "sodomy"? 203 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,617 - She took it in her ass. - We spent well our money. 204 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,209 Write, chancellor... 205 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,895 Fellatio in ore...[in legal language from ancient Latin=blowjob] 206 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:11,369 ...ore...[from ancient Latin=mouth, also "ore" is the Italian for "hours"] 207 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,054 It's a quarter to four, your Excellency. 208 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:19,650 Yes, yes, I know that. I don't understand this "fellatio". 209 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,210 - Ah! Blow-job. - Perfect. 210 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,652 Thank you. 211 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:47,340 - Greetings, reverend. - Greetings, commander. 212 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,552 - Please, doctor. - Thanks. 213 00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,169 Please, father. 214 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:01,010 Let's drink to the launch of our "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle" 215 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,251 - To the Altero's chicken. - Cheers. 216 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:08,219 It was a great idea, Bellignano deserves some recognition. 217 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:11,855 Thank you so much, mrs doctor Orlando, you've always been kind to me, however... 218 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,255 ...it was really my father-in-law's idea. 219 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:17,491 As a commercial, the idea of the "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle"... 220 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,259 ...is by my son-in-law. - Not to sound boastful! - Anyway chickens are bred... 221 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,935 ...intensively into a modern and aseptic environment... 222 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,178 Mrs doctor, doctor Orlando. 223 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,774 Excuse me but it's urgent. 224 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,373 Please, excuse me. Thank you. 225 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:44,834 I'm sorry to disturb but this urgent telegram has arrived for you. 226 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,295 - Is it bad news, mrs magistrate? - No, no, nothing important. 227 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,895 - Can I make a call? - Yes, through there. 228 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:11,209 The telephone is in the study with the tapestries. 229 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:35,218 Hello? I'd like to speak to mrs Rosa Orlando please. 230 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,813 Yes, I'm waiting. 231 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,430 - Mrs Orlando? - Yes. 232 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,431 - There's a call for you. - Thank you. 233 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,937 Hello? Viola. It's you, sweetie. 234 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,535 - He left me. - Who was he this time? 235 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,418 What do you mean, who? The drummer of the Blue Boys band. 236 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,578 I met him a month ago in Cesenatico. 237 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:42,053 - What do you want me to do? - What? I'm desperate... 238 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:47,848 I loved him so much. He was so handsome, so manly. 239 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:52,411 - Just like all the others. - No...more, much more. 240 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,650 At least twice as manly. 241 00:20:54,740 --> 00:21:01,009 Viola, I'm desperate. I'm ready to do something stupid really. 242 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:06,936 He left me alone and in trouble... ...and I've still got to pay the hotel bill. 243 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,375 It's not possible. You'll never change. 244 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:13,535 I get it, you'll kill yourself. Okay, I'll be there as soon as possible. 245 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,575 Are you crazy? With all those people next door. 246 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,134 There's no one here. They all left. 247 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:23,850 - And your father-in-law? - He took them to say goodbye to his chickens. 248 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:26,374 His, yours and your wife's ones. 249 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,530 This way you won't talk about the divorce, true? 250 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:33,375 You're not jealous of the chickens now? It's my job, what can I do? 251 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,452 I've got 120 families to maintain. Every week they come... 252 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:41,574 ...with their hands out to ask for money. My father-in-law has to pay them. You can try to understand, my darling. 253 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:47,417 - Viola, my dear...you drive me crazy, I love you. - I can't, I have to go, let me go. 254 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,570 - I'm already late. - Where are you going Viola? 255 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,571 I have an appointment. I have to see my... 256 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,730 I have to see someone. 257 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:56,129 Viola...Viola. 258 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,409 You're not telling me the truth, you're leading a double life. 259 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:05,932 I'm really desperate. 300 in my account and 300 in his. 260 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,731 That's the sound of a Jaguar's engine... 261 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:22,936 I guessed it: a red Jaguar with a charming millionairess on board. 262 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,692 Hey. 263 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:27,852 - Great, boy, will you park my car? - Yes, sir. 264 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,892 - Will you check my tires? - Yes, sir. 265 00:22:29,893 --> 00:22:31,538 - Will you clean the windows? - Yes, sir. 266 00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:33,495 - Great, do you smoke? - Yes, sir. 267 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:36,633 So give me a cigarette because I've finished them. 268 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,854 Damn! He's playing even the discontent guy! 269 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,658 Nice. 270 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,897 What a pair... 271 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:00,812 ...of margheritas. 272 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:13,653 I'd like to leaf through her. She loves me, she doesn't love me... she loves me, she doesn't love me... 273 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:22,136 The lady magistrate! 274 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,814 Forgive me, I didn't really think you loved me... 275 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:28,370 ...I mean you didn't love me... I'm sorry, I'm confused. 276 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,896 - I bet you come from Bellignano, true? - What? 277 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:35,017 Don't you remember me? The tinned meat? 278 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,739 - Meat? - The tinned meat, don't you remember? 279 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:42,940 Sure, it's not easy to meet gentlemen like you nowadays. 280 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,817 But how? 281 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,778 Thus you mean to say... this morning... 282 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:53,059 After everything, you realise it was just an innocent prank. 283 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:57,531 - Perhaps I exaggerated a bit. - Did you exaggerate? Why? 284 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,531 Right...why? 285 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,175 - You're a really nice guy. - Well, I understand... 286 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:08,299 Public life is public life. Private life, on the other hand... 287 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:12,293 Yes, that's quite right. Listen... 288 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:17,698 - Why don't you invite me to dinner this evening? - If I invite you to dinner, you might... 289 00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:20,897 ...accuse me of trying to corrupt an official. 290 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:24,575 Men have been trying to corrupt me since I was 16 years old. 291 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:27,810 Do they ever succeed? 292 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,312 Almost everyone. 293 00:24:29,312 --> 00:24:31,859 Hello, Broccolon? Take care of studying well the article 319! 294 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,932 - What has article 319 got to do with it? - It's crucial... 295 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,932 ...because I'm about to sleep with your lady magistrate. 296 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:41,217 - How is that possible? - I've got her eating out of my hand. 297 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,860 It was an incredible coincidence, I won't let her get away. 298 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:48,695 I'm going to grab a piece of justice. I'm going to sodomise the law. 299 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,135 - What did you say, dear? - I'm calling Lecce. 300 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,814 Hello? Hello? 301 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:58,655 Hello? Who is it? It's you Berficon? 302 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:03,131 - I'd better say goodbye because... - I remind you, Ghislenghi... 303 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:07,452 Your fate is in your hands. Your hands can help you to avoid handcuffs. 304 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,815 Understood? Be firm. 305 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,539 I couldn't be firmer. 306 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:20,536 Yes. 307 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,976 I recognize it. 308 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,735 This tune by Beethoven always excites me. 309 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:29,653 Which one is it? The fifth one? 310 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:33,489 How do I know? I couldn't keep score. 311 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:38,370 - Come dear, we can do it together again. - It's easier said than done! 312 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,769 ...but I'm shattered. 313 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:44,250 Why don't you come, dear? 314 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:46,410 How do you feel? 315 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,934 What can I say? 316 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:52,535 If I ever meet a girl who likes it limp... 317 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,298 ...I'll destroy her. 318 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:59,338 - Who is it? - The porter. - Come in. 319 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:18,889 I thought there were two of them. 320 00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:25,259 - Good evening. - Good evening. 321 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,138 - The bill for mrs Orlando and myself. - Very well, sir. 322 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,018 I'm leaving my suitcase. Don't take your eyes off it. 323 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:34,172 - I'm going to fill up and I'll be right back. - Please do. 324 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,253 - Add 50 thousand lire for yourself. - Thank you. 325 00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:52,571 God damn it. I'll destroy them, I'll kill them... 326 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:54,776 Tell me, can we go on this way? 327 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:57,420 - What if we start shooting some of them? - Who? 328 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,697 What do you mean, who? Thieves, delinquents... 329 00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:04,056 It's the second time I've been robbed in a month, got that? 330 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:07,530 I put 5000 francs in my wallet. 331 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,932 - How much is it? - 37.500 lire. 332 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,737 Look, there you go. 333 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:22,098 As you can see, it's a real gem. 334 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:26,219 It's worth at least two millions. Don't lose it. 335 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:31,249 I'll come back for it tomorrow. I trust you. 336 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,174 - Where did you get it? - Into my ass. 337 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,378 - My love... - Honey? 338 00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:22,612 - I have a confession to make. - Okay, we'll stop at the first church. 339 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,931 - I knew you weren't the lady magistrate from Bellignano. - What will you do now? 340 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,853 - Do you kill me? - I'll make you rich. 341 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:07,336 The bill for room 54. Make sure they pay up. 342 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:10,059 - Good evening. - Good evening. 343 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,968 - Your bill. - What bill? 344 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:15,728 The bill. 345 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:23,938 Lobster, champagne, caviar... 346 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:28,696 - Not bad for a single person. - It's for two, there's the engineer too. 347 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,279 Which engineer? 348 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:33,853 - Your fiance. - Listen... 349 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:37,615 You're mistaken, I'm not Rosa Orlando, I'm her sister Viola. 350 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,578 - And I'm your grandfather. - Don't play the fool please. 351 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,332 Thus let's stop joking around. 352 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:46,015 I've been doing this job for forty years, I've seen and known every trick... 353 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:50,013 If you think I'm going to return your suitcase, you're very much mistaken. 354 00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:55,174 - Why? Is there a suitcase? - Yes, there's a suitcase too, didn't you know? 355 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:07,459 The lady's suitcase. 356 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,097 Do you see what brakes, commander? 357 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:15,173 Dear engineer Ghislenghi, allow me to introduce the commander Colombo. 358 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:17,216 A pleasure. 359 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:25,655 Mrs Ghislenghi. How are you, my dear? 360 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,459 Who's she? 361 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:34,328 As you can see, everything's ready: our motto is "efficiency and speed". 362 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:37,139 - I was saying... - It's a real jewel. 363 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:41,771 7000 km, air-conditioned, anti-theft windows... 364 00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:46,980 ...automatic gears, rear braking system, cassette player... 365 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:50,496 ...auto-steering, auto-braking, auto-playing... 366 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:52,132 Do you need anything else? 367 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,893 This is really music to my ears, two millions in advance. 368 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,019 Bloody southerner, another 10 minutes and you'd have blown everything. 369 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:04,251 - Do you want to ruin me? - Excuse me, but this Jaguar... 370 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,377 ...didn't we already sell it to Trabucchi? He's coming to collect it on Friday. 371 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:10,418 It's only Monday today, and tomorrow we've got that cheque from the notary. 372 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:14,254 But you don't care about that! What a great partner! Just look at you. 373 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:19,175 You're always messing around and playing. You look like a kid with a face like an ass... 374 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,410 And you look like an ass with a face like a kid! 375 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:25,175 Anyway, my dear partner, let me take care of business. 376 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,614 Is that what you mean by business? 377 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:31,696 You're always going around with bitches. 378 00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:35,090 - Stop! She might look like a bitch. - But she's a saint, right? 379 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:39,731 Right, she's a saint. Our patron saint... 380 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:45,024 Pa-patron... In short, she's going to work miracles. 381 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,648 If the information is correct, they should be around here. Bend over... 382 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:31,419 There's her...that asshole of the lady magitrate. 383 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,576 They're taking samples. 384 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:37,414 You should see this, lawyer. You're going to have to fix this. 385 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:41,254 You have to show them my factory isn't polluting anything... 386 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,768 - I don't need a purifier. - It's easier said than done! 387 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:46,095 But where's your nose? Can't you smell it? 388 00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:49,013 Ammonia, pure ammonia. 389 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,534 If only all magistrates looked like her. 390 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:55,169 Yeah, she's a real hot chick. 391 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:58,570 Our dear lady magistrate from Bellignano... 392 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,413 ...I'll give you a purifier, but on my terms. 393 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,891 That's why I haven't sold any trout since Scotti built his factory. 394 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:10,178 They say it doesn't taste of trout. Get a whiff of it, mrs magistrate... 395 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:12,251 Try it for yourself. 396 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:16,333 Chancellor, seal that, compile a report and have all of these samples analysed. 397 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:20,618 - I want to know perfectly what it's. - What else could it be? 398 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,689 This is piss. 399 00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:25,250 I don't give a shit about the law, my dear lawyer... 400 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:28,412 Do you realise how much this fucking purifier is going to cost to me? 401 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,572 A minimum of 200 million. I said minimum. 402 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:33,616 No, no... 403 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:38,137 Who the hell sent here that damned magistrate from Bellignano? 404 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:39,733 Can't you pay her off? 405 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:42,892 She has to cost less than 200 million. 406 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,011 Is her thing maybe made of gold? 407 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:50,139 No...just get a move on. Buy, buy! 408 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,290 Incorruptable my ass... 409 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:56,532 What are you talking about? Everyone has a price. 410 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,498 Well said, commander, well said! 411 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,650 You can go, thank you. 412 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,415 May I introduce myself? Engineer Ghislenghi Doria. 413 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,615 I'm taking a seat please. 414 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:11,056 Excuse, just tell me immediately what you want. 415 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:15,207 Do you recognize this woman standing next to me? 416 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,853 This is that asshole of the lady magitrate from Bellignano. 417 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:20,539 My wife. 418 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:24,174 - Your lady? - Yeah? 419 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,814 Forgive me... You know how it's? 420 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:34,174 - Is she really your wife? - Gosh! She's the lady and the owner of my heart... 421 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:39,680 A woman who's worth her weight in gold. 422 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,417 And... 423 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,196 ...how much does she weigh? 424 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:54,137 - Around five millions now. - Five millions? 425 00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:56,654 Because she's on a diet. 426 00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:59,695 Let's keep her on this diet. 427 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:05,854 - Here's your new handbag. - A handbag? Why? 428 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:10,616 Because there's a little surprise inside. 429 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,179 Yes? 430 00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:15,870 - I hope you won't feel offended... - Who knows? 431 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:23,979 - Five millions. - Yes, yes. 432 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,419 When people're drunk don't they see double? 433 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:32,898 - No, it's really five millions. - But I want to see double instead. 434 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,928 I understand. 435 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:42,777 - Let's make it ten. - That's the double. 436 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:45,420 I must say... 437 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:52,059 -...you're quite a top-level magistrate. - That's right. 438 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:54,290 There you go. 439 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:02,096 No, no...this one. 440 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:09,934 I drank too much. 441 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:16,129 - I can't even stand up. - No, no, why do you want to get up? 442 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:19,138 I'll come to you. Make yourself comfortable. 443 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,337 Let me get ready. I'll be right there. 444 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:26,811 I'm coming, dear. Here comes Scotti. 445 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:32,498 What are you doing, commander? Have you gone crazy? 446 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:37,529 - Do you know who I am? - Yes, you're Scotti's hot chick, Scotti's hot chick, beautiful, beautiful! 447 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,970 - What do we do about the purifier? - Whatever you want... 448 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:46,416 Tell me when you want it? Where, and how? 449 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:49,372 ...this purifier. 450 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:53,658 I'm going to settle this matter once and for all. 451 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:56,937 - You'd better leave this up to me, commander. - No, no... 452 00:36:57,020 --> 00:37:01,616 My dear famous lawyer, Scotti doesn't need help from anyone this time round. 453 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,419 Come in. 454 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:12,093 My respects, mrs doctor, here's mr Scotti, that one about the lake. 455 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,648 With all due respect. 456 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:24,297 - Take a seat. - Thank you. 457 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:30,973 - Are you Angelo Scotti? - Yes, Angelo. 458 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,494 Angelino, for my intimate friends. 459 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,853 Fine. 460 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:39,898 - You are aware of the situation? - Sure. 461 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:42,699 Any attempt for a compromise... 462 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:46,659 -...is totally out of the question. - Yes, right now... 463 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:50,733 - We'll talk about it later, later. - Pardon? 464 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,811 Later, later! 465 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:56,813 - It may be impossible later. - What do you mean with impossible? 466 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,209 I have to put myself in a position suitable... 467 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,895 -...for the needs of both parties. - Sure! Thank you so much! 468 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:05,335 "Both parties". 469 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:11,132 - Pardon? -"Both parties". 470 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:16,369 Very well, commander, I'll get to the point... 471 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,339 ...the thing has grown since I put my hands on it... 472 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:25,540 - Good! That's how we should be talking. - There's no turning back. 473 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:28,692 - We have to take it to the very end. - The very very very end. 474 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:33,092 - Do you agree? - Sure, that's why I'm here. 475 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:41,570 Well chancellor, please go and get the other concerned party. 476 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:46,017 - This is great, I said, this is great! - Go on, chancellor, come on. 477 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,961 - Yes, but... - Go. 478 00:38:47,962 --> 00:38:50,689 - Go. - My respects, mrs doctor. 479 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:01,697 Beautiful, beatiful! My hot chick! 480 00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,135 - Have you gone mad? - Not just me... 481 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,609 I understand, you don't want others to know, but now we're alone... 482 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,497 Beautiful! 483 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,936 You hit me. Hit me, dear... 484 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:15,092 I'm the lady magistrate from Bellignano. 485 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:19,014 - My dearest magistrate... - Police! 486 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,819 - Police, police! - My hot chick! - Help! 487 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:25,409 Arrest this man! 488 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,018 He's insane. 489 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,488 Lady magistrate...magistrate, my ass... 490 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,410 Gross indecency in front of a public official... 491 00:39:35,411 --> 00:39:37,973 Where was that public official last night? 492 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:42,576 Ten millions for a hand job? This is a joke. 493 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:47,609 Tell me this is all a joke. My hot chick! My hot chick! 494 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:34,418 Try to forget everything, my love. 495 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,651 Don't be so tense during these moments at least... 496 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:49,658 Relax. Think about something else. 497 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,492 We don't have much time, you know. 498 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,730 Bloody thing. 499 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,933 - I'm sorry, I've to go. - What's now? 500 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:15,494 - Damned alarm! - It's for Scotti's case. 501 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:19,579 - What about Scotti? - He's clearly out of his mind and I'm not scoring with you, come on. 502 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,572 - It's better to leave things as they are. - What do you mean with "as they are"? 503 00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:26,050 You could have told me before. I'm here now. 504 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:30,452 That incident with Scotti has upset me, I feel like I'm to blame. 505 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:33,008 Why do you feel responsible? It wasn't your fault. 506 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,579 But it was. 507 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:36,537 I've given it a lot of thought. 508 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:39,293 Scotti would never behave like that... 509 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:42,531 -...unless he had been provoked. - What? Did you provoke him? 510 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:48,536 Put yourself in his shoes: he goes to bed with a woman who's very loose,... 511 00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:50,576 ...very sensual. 512 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:54,856 If she suddenly appeared in front of you, what would you do? 513 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:57,410 But why? Did you sleep with Scotti? 514 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,933 In a certain sense. 515 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:02,979 - Are you crazy? Sleeping with Scotti? - Not me physically. 516 00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:04,857 - Rosa. - Rosa? 517 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,255 From his point of view. 518 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:11,135 Who the hell is that Rosa? 519 00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:15,259 I never told anyone in Bellignano, not even you... 520 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:17,217 Rosa is my twin sister. 521 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,734 We look identical, unfortunately... 522 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:23,699 ...she's very skittish and uninhibited. 523 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:26,578 She has no sense of responsibility,... 524 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,811 ...her behaviour can be often quite embarrassing. 525 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:35,816 I've tried to explain it all to her but she just doesn't get it. 526 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:44,099 - Renato... - Yes, my love? 527 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,737 You should go and talk to her. 528 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:56,897 No, I'm not going. 529 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:59,892 I'm sure you could find a way... 530 00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,858 ...to get her to understand the situation. 531 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,936 No, absolutely not. 532 00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,931 It might seem easy to you... 533 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,090 What would I'd say to her? 534 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:12,890 "Listen, your sister Viola sent me round to give you a sermon". 535 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:16,578 No, no. Not even if you cut off my balls. 536 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,974 Good morning, mr count, my respects. Can I help? 537 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:38,052 What are you doing here lawyer? 538 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:43,290 Duties, insolvencies, unsold stock, deadlines... 539 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,531 ...consultancies. I do what I have to. 540 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:51,377 Come this way. 541 00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:03,058 Have you seen? This is a major development, it's all new here... 542 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:06,337 - I'll show you the way. - I don't understand anything... 543 00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:10,010 You've come here in order to see mrs Rosa. 544 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:12,216 I'll show you. 545 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,453 Please, go in. 546 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,575 This is Viola. 547 00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,651 She's a nice lady. 548 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:34,537 She's a great girl. Modern... 549 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,190 ...and very sportive. 550 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:43,848 I'll leave you to talk about family in private. May I go? 551 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,488 - I'm the count Renato Altero from Bellignano. - You're a friend of Raf's. 552 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:54,652 No, no. I'm here on behalf of your sister Viola. 553 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:57,618 - Has something happened to her? - No, nothing, I came here... 554 00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:00,089 ...to discuss a very delicate matter. 555 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:03,934 - The usual sermon, I bet. - No, no... 556 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:09,055 I'll put something on... 557 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:12,416 ...because I don't like to receive people in an inconvenient manner. 558 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:15,298 Who knows what my sister told you about me? 559 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:19,259 "Rosa is like this, Rosa is like that". "She falls in love with everyone..." 560 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:23,094 Does she want me to become a nun? That would be fun. 561 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:27,412 The last time I saw her she tried to have me committed to a mental asylum. 562 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:32,130 What do you think? Have you watched well my face? Do I look insane in your opinion? 563 00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,450 I say my sister is the crazy one. 564 00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:39,409 She wouldn't be doing that job if she had any sense. 565 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:42,815 You can look, please. Don't be afraid. 566 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,538 I'm dressed now. 567 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,851 My name's Rosa and I'm longing for love. 568 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:50,898 Are you Viola's lover, excuse me? 569 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,702 No, no... 570 00:46:52,703 --> 00:46:54,103 Yes. 571 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:57,132 - I know what Viola needs. - Yes? 572 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:59,176 A man,... 573 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:00,659 ...a real man... 574 00:47:00,740 --> 00:47:02,458 ...like I use to say. 575 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:07,617 - Sorry but did you want to tell me something? - Yes, you see,... 576 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,931 ...well, I respect your sister because she's a fine lady... 577 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:14,490 ...but don't think I...they call me the hammer of this region... 578 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,014 - Funny. - Yes? 579 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:21,775 Do you want to know what I think of you? 580 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:25,216 - Yes. - You're really sexy. 581 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:29,094 I really don't understand Viola. 582 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,694 Do you mind if I get undressed? 583 00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:34,738 When I like a man, I just take him and that's all. 584 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:37,493 I feel like getting some sun today. 585 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:41,297 Will you smooth some lotion on my back, please? 586 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,211 Please. 587 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,648 Please. 588 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:57,899 Don't be so shy, mr count. 589 00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:59,572 Here? 590 00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:02,777 - Lower. - How? Lower? 591 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:07,331 - Lower. - Yes... Lower. 592 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:09,650 There. 593 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:13,779 - I don't like tan lines, they're ugly. - Yes. 594 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:19,454 Viola...Viola, you didn't need to do this to me. 595 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:22,830 - Yes, like that. - Good evening. 596 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:26,530 - Hi, Cicci. - Hello, love. 597 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,296 Relax... 598 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,779 Excuse me. 599 00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:34,454 Buttiglion alerted me of your visit. 600 00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:36,690 - Bortolon. - Precisely, Bercoglion... 601 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:38,452 So I came up to meet you. 602 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:42,215 Careful, don't get too much sun. You're playing Snow White tomorrow... 603 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,610 - Snow White? That one white? - Snow White, the white one, Snow White was candid. 604 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:48,931 - What does he mean, candid? - She must be candid, mr count... 605 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:53,775 ...because she plays Snow White as an artist of comics, didn't you know? 606 00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:56,932 - No, I didn't know. - But how you didn't know that? 607 00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:01,618 Then come back tomorrow at five. I'll wait for you on the set. 608 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,054 Vittorio. 609 00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:42,051 Get a move on. 610 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,859 Excuse me, but aren't you the prince charming? 611 00:49:54,940 --> 00:49:57,534 Cesaroli Vittorio, called "Seven times"... 612 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,929 ...ah, seven times... 613 00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:05,453 Don't you wake up Snow White by a kiss? 614 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:08,532 I don't know about. They just told me to fuck her. 615 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:12,374 What are you talking about? Fuck? You, being so distinguished... 616 00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,179 It's meant to be a fairy tale. 617 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:22,889 Is this a kid's story or not? 618 00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:27,610 Even the kids are screwing these days, they don't believe in fairy tales as well as many people... 619 00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:32,171 Nowadays, you need to desecrate, demythologise, out with the old patterns, the old taboos... 620 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:35,411 I'm sorry, mr count. But Snow White, in short... 621 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,456 - Who was she? - She was a princess. 622 00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:40,771 - Yes, but she was shagging with seven dwarfs. - No, no. 623 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:44,057 - And good thing the prince was a fag! - What did you just say? 624 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:45,937 - A fag! - You as well! 625 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:49,057 - What on earth is this? - Here comes our Snow White. 626 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:53,292 Clear the set, folks. Lights. 627 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:55,940 It's time to work. We're not in Rome. 628 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,451 You know what I think? 629 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:03,531 Fabulous. 630 00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,739 Hurry up. 631 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:14,292 - Hey, where are you going? You're blocking the camera. - Sorry, I didn't see that. 632 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:35,172 Come on, my Snow White. We're making a masterpiece. 633 00:51:35,734 --> 00:51:39,094 Tony, come here. Let's start. 634 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:42,929 Look at the camera. He's a great photographer. 635 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,898 Get her face...her eyes. 636 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:48,175 Everything. 637 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:51,172 It's going to be an amazing and exceptional comic strip. 638 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,890 Where's the queen? The queen, the queen! 639 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:58,609 This has to be a masterpiece, Tony. 640 00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,737 Get some lower shots. 641 00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:06,974 This is perfect. Go on, Tony. Take pictures, come on. 642 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:09,143 Hold the camera steady. Stop shaking it. 643 00:52:09,144 --> 00:52:10,970 Higher. 644 00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:13,016 What are you doing? Are you going limp? 645 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:17,890 You've got to leave space for the captions for the intellectual part, so we'll have that too. 646 00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:21,859 Come on girls, don't get distracted. Make it a really good t te t te, understood? 647 00:52:22,803 --> 00:52:25,175 Keep taking pictures, come on! 648 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:27,978 Great. Like that. 649 00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:33,180 Stroke her, stroke...stroke... 650 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:36,730 - Hey, you're touching me! - Lower...perfect! Great, great! 651 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:41,291 - Bring out the dwarfs. - Not these dwarves, little fuckers, go away! 652 00:52:41,380 --> 00:52:45,453 What is all this? You, dwarfs, get out of here. 653 00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,930 I won't allow this to go on. You must stop this filthy... 654 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:51,454 -...and depraved activity. - Very good, mr count... 655 00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:54,134 Who's going to tell the editor now? 656 00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:56,939 - You? - Sure, you don't scare me. 657 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,976 - Whatever it costs. - But it won't be cheap. 658 00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:00,129 Okay, we'll see. 659 00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:16,210 Look, I lost a lot of money over this... 660 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,575 I only charged you for my expenses. 661 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:22,130 Do you know how much money I would've made out of it? 662 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:24,575 At least 50 millions. 663 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:28,699 I would've sold it all around the world. It's amateur stuff, believe me... 664 00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:32,090 For private sales the price is different, you know. 665 00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,454 Listen... 666 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:37,453 Do you know what I'm going to do with all this great stuff? 667 00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:40,334 Do you like fire? I'm going to burn it. 668 00:53:40,335 --> 00:53:43,847 - No! - Yes, yes, a nice big flame. 669 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:48,259 - You're destroying a masterpiece. - It had a cultural significance, mr count. 670 00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:50,808 Listen, Raffaele. May I tell you what I think? 671 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:54,529 Cultural my ass! This is trash, it's shit... 672 00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:58,010 ...and mrs Orlando will not be continuing in this line of work, my dear. 673 00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:01,058 We will take care of all her necessities. 674 00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:04,052 Is that clear? And no scandals. 675 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,893 Dear God, no scandals! 676 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:11,488 - Mr count? - There's more? 677 00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:14,259 You lost your underwear. 678 00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:25,577 No scandals. 679 00:54:26,540 --> 00:54:31,330 Let's start the criminal proceedings versus Beato Onorini... 680 00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:34,651 ...as a filmmaker,... 681 00:54:34,740 --> 00:54:38,130 ...absent from this courtroom for a certified sick leave,... 682 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:42,179 ...charged with a crime of pornographic publishing... 683 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,773 Defended by? 684 00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,775 Lawyer Magni, from the bar of Milan. 685 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:49,293 Go on, chancellor. 686 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:54,698 ...there're the essential elements of a crime whose according to the articles... - Lawyer Magni! 687 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:59,336 ...528 and 529 of the penal code because the above mentioned Beato Onorini... 688 00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:03,095 ...has produced a movie called "A gold tongue into a deep throat"... 689 00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:06,610 ...where pornography is evident thanks to exhibit... 690 00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:09,260 ...of male and female genital organs,... 691 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,252 ...scenes of so...so... 692 00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:14,331 ...sodomy, sodomy. 693 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:15,853 Sodomy. 694 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:21,085 The detailed charges directed towards my client require a lengthy discussion... 695 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:25,739 We've heard all this talk about spectacular obscenities... 696 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:29,568 ...about fellatio or sodomy,... about moral outrage... 697 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,855 But can I ask you what is morality? 698 00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:35,057 What does common sense of decency mean? 699 00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:38,257 Where does this model of human behaviour come from... 700 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:41,332 ...which we must all follow? 701 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:45,379 From the people who administer justice? Our very own judges? 702 00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:49,499 We are all here to defend our rightful positions... 703 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:52,094 ...even if, sometimes, they are conflicting. 704 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:55,775 But I'm certain this time we'll all agree,... 705 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:58,977 ...most illustrious mrs magistrate,... 706 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,893 ...about your positions. 707 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:08,099 Now I'm telling you the Snow White's fairy tale. 708 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:16,658 Please have a look at this. Thank you. 709 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:19,049 - This isn't for the ladies. - Why not? 710 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:22,212 What's so indecent about it? 711 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:26,976 Excuse me. Here's one for you. 712 00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:29,255 No, not you. Take it. 713 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:33,897 What? What is all this? 714 00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:35,493 The lady magistrate? 715 00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:39,937 Look what a hot chick! 716 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:47,657 This is a comic book, mrs magistrate... 717 00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:50,937 -...I purchased yesterday in Milan. - Pardon? 718 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:53,898 I purchased it yesterday in Mlan. 719 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,777 The contents... 720 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,255 First position. 721 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,690 "Mirror, mirror on the wall..." 722 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,816 "...who's the best kisser in the world?" 723 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:12,337 - "The prince or the queen?" - Lawyer! I won't allow this. 724 00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,414 Turn it around. 725 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,934 What are you doing? Turn around. 726 00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:24,658 May I continue, mrs magistrate? 727 00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:28,093 Second position. 728 00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:37,094 "Dopey, Sleepy and Doc arrive..." 729 00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:39,330 ...who can make your a...busted!" 730 00:57:39,380 --> 00:57:43,089 - So....so... - Sodomy. 731 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,778 - The lady magistrate? - Turn it around. 732 00:57:51,703 --> 00:57:53,616 Change it. 733 00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:58,616 It's not over yet. Third position. 734 00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:09,253 "Doc, you look like a drill... 735 00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:12,372 ...what a nice job to be a anteater!". Turn it around! 736 00:58:20,972 --> 00:58:23,576 Lawyer, I order you to put away these obscenities! 737 00:58:23,620 --> 00:58:25,019 Silence... 738 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,694 ...or I'll have them clear the room. 739 00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:33,408 Calm down, folks. Please. 740 00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:40,094 And now... 741 00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:42,535 ...I ask you, mrs magistrate... 742 00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:47,052 ...we all, we all ask... 743 00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:50,657 Who is Snow White? 744 00:58:57,620 --> 00:59:00,373 - Excellency, mrs doctor Orlando. - Fine, let her come in. 745 00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:03,054 Goodbye Eminence, goodbye. 746 00:59:04,992 --> 00:59:06,857 Dear mrs doctor Orlando... 747 00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:11,377 ...what a surprise, please take a seat. 748 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:16,933 Well, my dear? 749 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:20,137 - How are things in Bellignano? - Very bad, mr attorney. 750 00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:23,769 - Very bad? - That's why I'm here... 751 00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:27,455 - I came here to present my resignation. - Your resignation? 752 00:59:27,540 --> 00:59:31,410 But why? What reason do you have? 753 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:34,133 Read this. 754 00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:36,655 "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" 755 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:41,416 I'm guessing there might be a handsome prince charming involved? 756 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:43,968 Look closely at the cover, please. 757 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,676 You'll understand when you see it. 758 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:57,919 Perhaps you won't be surprised about my request now. 759 01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:07,973 My dear girl... 760 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:13,498 No, no, look... this doesn't have to deceive you... 761 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:16,413 I'm not me in the photographs. 762 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,616 It's my sister, Rosa. 763 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:22,375 We're twins, identical as well as two drops of water. 764 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:23,978 Are you exactly... 765 01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:28,252 -...identical completely? - Only physically. 766 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,456 Right. 767 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:32,258 Physically. 768 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:35,976 Exactly the same. 769 01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:38,051 Our childhoods were very different.... 770 01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:41,337 I lived with my mother and father, while she... 771 01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:43,655 ...left home when she was still very young. 772 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:46,891 There was nothing we could do. So... 773 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:50,529 I tried not to abandon her... 774 01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:53,134 ...to bring her back, but... 775 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,213 Attorney? 776 01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,338 Sir attorney? 777 01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:01,172 Yes...go on. 778 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:03,893 - I'm all ears. - I hope you will... 779 01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:07,694 ...understand my embarrassment and accept my decision. 780 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:11,375 Please communicate my resignation... 781 01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:13,980 -...to the mr Minister. - There won't be any resignation, damn! 782 01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:16,250 Don't speak of it. I told you already... 783 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:21,334 A judge like you is irreplaceable. 784 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:25,449 - Thank you, but... - No objections, dear Snow White. 785 01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:29,613 Sorry, mrs doctor Orlando... as if things weren't bad enough... 786 01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:32,612 Rather... 787 01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:37,535 ...ask this cursed sister of yours to come to Bellignano... 788 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:39,929 ...so everybody will see. 789 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,535 You see...if you ask me,... 790 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:49,411 ...on closer inspection, this girl has something good about her, that's obvious. 791 01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:53,970 I could talk to her personally... 792 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:56,051 ...I could convince her. 793 01:01:56,140 --> 01:02:01,134 I'm not so sure it will be as easy as you think. 794 01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:04,252 You have to try in these cases, my dear. 795 01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:07,730 We must always keep trying. Besides, if you'll permit me... 796 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:11,369 ...I'd have got more influence than one dwarf. 797 01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:17,059 Don't you think so? 798 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,692 Thanks. 799 01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:59,329 Viola, what are you doing with that suitcase? 800 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:04,619 - No, I'm Rosa, don't you recognize me, Renato? - Rosa... 801 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,179 What are you doing here? 802 01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:08,530 I came to Bellignano... 803 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:11,737 ...because I don't know what else to do. I did really a very stupid thing, true? 804 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,333 Come on, get in. 805 01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:15,403 - Thank you. - No, leave it. 806 01:03:15,404 --> 01:03:16,414 Thanks. 807 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:20,738 - Where can I take you? - To my sister's house. 808 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,488 I wasn't my fault, I assure you... 809 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:40,095 ...I would never do something like that. I swear. 810 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,250 Forget about it. 811 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,450 It's better to forget that. 812 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:51,400 By the way, what happened to that friend of yours? 813 01:03:51,401 --> 01:03:52,964 I left him. 814 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:57,690 - Good. - We couldn't go on like that. 815 01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,338 I... 816 01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:03,777 I met another man... 817 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:08,570 - Good. -...and I fell madly in love with him. 818 01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:13,256 - Good. - He's fantastic...marvellous... 819 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,494 One reason I came to Bellignano.... 820 01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:22,210 -...was to be closer to him. - Someone from Bellignano, eh? 821 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,653 Who could it be? 822 01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:31,291 Well, I thought you should know... 823 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:34,817 Why? Should I know him? 824 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,333 I see... 825 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,610 My dearest... 826 01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:42,012 Rosa. 827 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,499 Rosa, where are you going? 828 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:44,979 Why don't you come back? 829 01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:49,451 We can continue...the discussion at least...Rosa? 830 01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:58,494 That's like a suicide! It's a destiny I'm always not scoring with her, damn! 831 01:04:58,580 --> 01:05:01,174 Come in. 832 01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:08,895 - My respects, mrs Orlando, may I? - Thanks. 833 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:19,855 - What's this? - A grace from God, mrs doctor... 834 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:23,535 ...it comes from the tribunal in Padua, these documents are the... 835 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,895 -...verdict of divorce for count Altero. - Why do you bring it to me? 836 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:29,768 - It's not of my responsibility. - But I thought this particular case.... 837 01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,175 What particular case? All cases are the same to me. 838 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:36,936 - Serve the concerned person this act, please. - Okay, as you wish. 839 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:41,059 You have me at your disposal, as you wish. 840 01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:46,250 One moment. 841 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:55,438 Hello? This is mrs doctor Orlando. It's you chancellor, tell me? 842 01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:59,530 Yes, excellent. Thank you very much. 843 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:03,971 I'll pass by the court house later. Yes, yes, for the signature, thank you. 844 01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:24,290 Hi, Rosa. 845 01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:27,773 - Hi. - Is Viola around? 846 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:31,497 No, she's not at home. Would you like to wait? 847 01:06:31,540 --> 01:06:35,328 - I'm glad I found you instead of Viola. - Why? 848 01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:37,092 Well...because... 849 01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:43,419 ...because I need to talk to her... 850 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:46,089 -...about a very delicate matter. - Such as? 851 01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:50,219 Now my divorce has come through, I think Viola... 852 01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:53,931 ...might be waiting for me to marry her? 853 01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:58,252 If I were her I'd expect the same thing. 854 01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:02,533 Or not? 855 01:07:03,980 --> 01:07:08,496 And really you, just you are telling me these things? You, who made me think... 856 01:07:08,580 --> 01:07:11,572 ...first in Milan, now here in Bellignano... 857 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:15,175 ...I don't understand anything anymore... 858 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:19,854 ...I don't even see inside myself clearly. 859 01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:24,974 - No, no, it's all very clear, very clear. - So it's true? 860 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,936 Tell me it's true. 861 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,652 Look, Rosa. I'm prepared... 862 01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:37,182 ...to put the past behind. If you'd only tell me... 863 01:07:37,183 --> 01:07:38,404 What? 864 01:07:38,439 --> 01:07:40,812 How come you don't get it? 865 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:46,770 Tell me it's true, you told me before. You made me believe. 866 01:07:46,860 --> 01:07:48,976 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 867 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:52,251 I don't do these things with my sister's boyfriend. 868 01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:55,889 Thus you didn't come to Bellignano for me. 869 01:07:58,580 --> 01:08:01,970 You'll never change. You and your good intentions... 870 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,432 You're just the usual whore. 871 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:11,054 "But I'm to going to shag you!" No, I won't give you that satisfaction. 872 01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:26,697 Viola. 873 01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:29,733 I thought you were still out. 874 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:34,817 - What are you up to? - I'm throwing out this rubbish... 875 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:37,095 These aren't the clothes of a dignified person. 876 01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:47,453 By the way, you can keep the red knickers... 877 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,138 ...they fit you perfectly. 878 01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:50,778 Bye. 879 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:07,896 - Have you seen the lawyer Bortolon? - Yes, he's at that table. - Thank you. 880 01:10:10,780 --> 01:10:12,611 Whose's this thigh? It's mine. 881 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:14,293 What are you doing here? Are you insane? 882 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:18,896 If they find you out, everything's going to hell. The lady magistrate is starting to suspect too. 883 01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:20,737 Do you know what can I do to her? 884 01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:24,130 You know know what I'll do to her? I'll eat her. 885 01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:26,854 I'll start with her thighs. 886 01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:30,371 - Mind you don't strangle yourself. - I want to stuff myself, lawyer. 887 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,615 I understood, I understood. 888 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:36,579 Lawyer... 889 01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:39,777 - Did you bring the stuff? - Yes. 890 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,813 Here. 891 01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:46,246 Anonymous letter and envelope... what do they make? 892 01:10:46,247 --> 01:10:47,599 An anonymous shafting. 893 01:10:47,634 --> 01:10:49,849 Start writing. Waiter. 894 01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:51,419 Yes, sir. 895 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,729 What are you waiting for? Take it away. 896 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:57,778 As you wish, sir. 897 01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:07,938 Concentrate. 898 01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:10,614 Okay, write... 899 01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:14,856 Very distinguished... 900 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:19,811 ...very distinguished lawyer Lo Presti... 901 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:25,170 ...you saw correctly:... 902 01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:31,137 ...that dirty lady magistrate is Snow White. 903 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,492 Clear, direct, precise. 904 01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:36,810 We'll get twenty years if they catch us. 905 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:39,972 - Don't break my concentration, Forfolon. - Bortolon. 906 01:11:40,060 --> 01:11:45,498 If you go to church tomorrow, father Anz... 907 01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:52,372 -...Viola's confessor priest, can illuminate you more. - Who is this father Anz? 908 01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:56,772 - That's my concern, go ahead, Brontolon. - Bortolon. 909 01:11:56,860 --> 01:12:04,813 We have attached a receipt for the payment made by count Renato Altero,... 910 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,892 ...the lady magistrate's notorious lover,... 911 01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:12,576 ...paid as a ransom in return for the Snow White's despicable comics. 912 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:16,448 This is irrefutable proof of her guilt. 913 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,656 ...guilt. 914 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,132 What are you doing? Signing an anonymous letter? 915 01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:28,579 I was confused. I'm not familiar with these things. 916 01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:32,499 It's very simple, Piramidon: Lo Presti receives the letter... 917 01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:35,731 ...then he goes to church and father Anz confirms everything. 918 01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:38,539 That asshole swallows the bait for sure. Rosa will be at the court house... 919 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,650 ...pretending to be Viola. As soon as he arrives... 920 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:43,052 ...Rosa will seduce him and we'll take some photos... 921 01:12:43,053 --> 01:12:44,936 ...which we'll send to two different places,... 922 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:49,497 ...one to the attorney and the other to count Renato Altero. 923 01:12:49,540 --> 01:12:53,772 This way, the lady magistrate will be forced to resign, so we'll destroy her career and her relationship in one shot. 924 01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,776 - How much my idea is worth? - 20 years. 925 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,735 - There. - Lo Presti's coming. 926 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:15,298 Quick, quick. 927 01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:29,696 Flesh is an instrument the devil uses... 928 01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:31,651 ...to take freedom away from us, ya! 929 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:34,857 ...you'll do penance reciting three Lord's prayer, ave Marias and glories... 930 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,534 ...and you'll make a pilgrimage to Lourdes...by foot! 931 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:40,578 - Thank you, father Anz. - Go, Viola. 932 01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:53,737 It's a sin which we cannot do without, luckily there's penitence. 933 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,698 Forgive me. 934 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:09,618 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 935 01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:11,736 Okay, I've done that. 936 01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:18,374 This is a case of conscience, father, fa-father. 937 01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:23,614 I received an anonymous letter. The worst thing is that it wasn't even signed... 938 01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:28,330 ...and I pride myself on submitting it to you. 939 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:32,532 - Have you got it? - Go back, Satan! 940 01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:38,374 Ya, ya. The anonymous letter isn't important... 941 01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:44,057 - An anonymous letter is a sin! - What do you mean with "not important"? 942 01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:47,371 That letter says the lady magistrate is... 943 01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:48,893 ...Snow White. 944 01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:53,815 There are twenty thousand souls in Bellignano at great risk. 945 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:57,176 If you'd like to... 946 01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:00,935 -...you know, you're the one she confessed to. - I understand, I understand. 947 01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:05,013 - This is a serious case. [play on words caso=case and cazzo=dick] - What did you say, excuse me? 948 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:08,331 - My case, a case of conscience. ["Cazo mio" Italian Germanly spoken=it's my fucking business] - Ah, well, a case of conscience. 949 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:13,016 I'm tied by the rules of confession, but I can say something in confidence, my friend... 950 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,739 The magistrate is... 951 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:18,249 ...big... 952 01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:20,535 That's what I always said. 953 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,929 ...woman...God. 954 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:26,735 ...incredible positions... 955 01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:31,531 That's what I always said. 956 01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:35,733 My God. 957 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,016 And then? 958 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:44,295 And then? 959 01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:48,052 And then? And then? 960 01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:50,017 Father, you can't leave me like this. 961 01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:53,092 I can't say anymore. 962 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:56,934 All I can say is that she behaves like this... 963 01:15:56,980 --> 01:15:59,574 ...because she's a woman who loves her neighbour... 964 01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:03,255 ...and I think you will be her next neighbour. 965 01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:06,332 If you don't believe what I say... 966 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:10,413 ...you can go and see for yourself, ya... 967 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:14,175 ...to get right to the end of this thing. 968 01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:28,854 Believe me, mr attorney, it's the first time a judge in Bellignano has received an anonymous threat. 969 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:34,133 We have to acknowledge that here in Bellignano, as an exception,... 970 01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:36,569 ...these things hadn't happened here before, until now. 971 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:40,096 But returning to this evidence they might have... 972 01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:45,573 -...which facts are they alluding to? - I don't know, I didn't understand it. 973 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:50,171 It's my belief that the only way we can get to the bottom of this sordid affair... 974 01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:53,849 ...consists of trying to understand, to investigate. 975 01:16:53,940 --> 01:16:58,411 You have all the resources necessary, my dear, to avoid a scandal... 976 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:01,872 ...which could seriously damage our reputation. 977 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,815 Please come in. 978 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:46,352 I asked you to come here at this hour because the court house is empty. 979 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,618 Have a seat please. 980 01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:56,332 Seeing that this is the first opportunity we've had... 981 01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:59,173 ...to talk calmly... 982 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:02,252 How do you say? Intimately? 983 01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:06,049 I confess our friendship is very close to my heart... 984 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:10,975 ...and who else could I turn to in such a difficult... 985 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:13,255 ...situation? 986 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:16,417 - Are we alone? - Alone. 987 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:21,294 May I add that I have no intention of hiding anything from you... 988 01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:26,329 ...you might think it's strange that I have turned to you... 989 01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:29,298 As you know, I don't have... 990 01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:34,135 ...a convincing argument so I need someone who can understand me. 991 01:18:34,220 --> 01:18:37,098 Unless, of course, the thing disgusts you... 992 01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,973 - Me? - Yes, because... 993 01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:42,620 ...you must be very firm. 994 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,089 The button. 995 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:33,213 - Do you love justice? - What? I do revere it! 996 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:52,137 Holy shit! 997 01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:01,415 They're making a 48 [a mess.[ 998 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:07,218 What 48, lawyer! They're almost up to 70. 999 01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:23,775 I've just received them into an anonymous letter. 1000 01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:26,852 I called you right away... 1001 01:20:26,940 --> 01:20:30,853 ...because this time the accusation is quite clear. 1002 01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:35,092 Right...they look like irrefutable evidences. 1003 01:20:36,340 --> 01:20:40,219 The events takes place in my office... 1004 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:43,019 ...it's clearly me in the picture. 1005 01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:51,969 You have every right to think it's me, true? 1006 01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:02,335 - But... - But? 1007 01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:05,412 If you'll permit me, doctor. I want to show you something. 1008 01:21:06,140 --> 01:21:08,779 My alibi is right here in this photo. 1009 01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:10,339 Have an accurate look at it. 1010 01:21:10,420 --> 01:21:13,890 - Have you watched it in details? - Yes, I believe so. 1011 01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:17,859 - I've looked at it more than once. - And didn't any detail escape you? 1012 01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:21,250 Nothing...well, at least I think. 1013 01:21:21,340 --> 01:21:23,649 What have you seen? 1014 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:26,413 I've seen what there is to see. 1015 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:29,572 So please tell me everything you see. 1016 01:21:29,660 --> 01:21:31,093 Yes... 1017 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:35,492 I see a man on his knees in the middle of an act...well, in front of woman... 1018 01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:39,698 ...naked who pushs him toward the lower part of her body. 1019 01:21:39,780 --> 01:21:42,055 - And higher up? - Higher up... 1020 01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:44,973 - What do you mean with "higher up"? - Higher up, higher up! 1021 01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:47,699 Higher up, I see the man's head... 1022 01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:51,568 ...resting on the woman's belly. 1023 01:21:53,765 --> 01:21:56,336 But, but...in short, where do you want me to go? 1024 01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:02,015 - Here. - Ah, there. 1025 01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:03,613 I don't understand. 1026 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,260 - What do you see there? - That clock,... 1027 01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:12,415 ...which has been in my office for over three years and it works perfectly. 1028 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:15,617 Mr attorney, the clock in this photo... 1029 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:20,455 ...shows the date as the 28th of July, Sunday, 10:42. 1030 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:25,011 On that day, at that time, I was in this office with you. 1031 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:28,410 - Do you remember? - Yes, you're right. 1032 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,456 Three days ago. 1033 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:34,179 So who is she? 1034 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:37,377 Your sister Rosa again? 1035 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:43,654 That's enough, I'm not an idiot. Get that into your head, that's enough, enough! 1036 01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:46,334 - Let me explain. - What are you going to explain? 1037 01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:49,730 That she's your sister once again? It's not you? Sure, I understood it! 1038 01:22:49,820 --> 01:22:52,857 You don't think I slept with Lo Presti? That's absurd. 1039 01:22:52,940 --> 01:22:56,171 - Look, I know it's absurd. - That's what you say. 1040 01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:59,696 Okay, she's not your sister, it's the other one, and we'll just forget it. 1041 01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:03,853 I can't go on like this. It's one scandal after another. 1042 01:23:03,940 --> 01:23:07,774 Everybody has understood everything. It's making me look like a fool. 1043 01:23:07,860 --> 01:23:09,896 Like a cuckold, rather, yeah. 1044 01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:14,371 Between you and your sister, this is all too much. 1045 01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:18,135 Don't worry, we'll find a solution. 1046 01:23:18,340 --> 01:23:22,049 Look, Viola. I love you. 1047 01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:25,496 I love you, I don't love Rosa. 1048 01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:30,176 It's just that you're both so terribly alike, I don't understand, it's an absolute madness! 1049 01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:32,899 In short, Viola, maybe it's better we... 1050 01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:35,778 ...leave each other, quietly. 1051 01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:40,217 We'll put on a bold face on it, say goodbye. We'll keep the good memories... 1052 01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:44,976 ...of us living together. We'll do it like civil and honest people. 1053 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:48,655 Just leave as you are now, don't put up any resistance... 1054 01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,935 ...you'll be doing the right thing. 1055 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:54,899 Our relationship is over anyway, we couldn't go on like this... 1056 01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:59,615 God damn it. Why did she have to leave right now? 1057 01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:03,375 Without even saying... 1058 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:06,890 Go to hell, Viola! You, the court house... 1059 01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:09,255 ...and Bellignano! 1060 01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:11,696 Damn it! 1061 01:24:16,380 --> 01:24:17,972 Bortolon. 1062 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:19,573 Bortolon. 1063 01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:21,378 Bortolon. 1064 01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:23,371 Bortolon. 1065 01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:27,009 - Are you talking to me? - Have you gone deaf? 1066 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:29,773 - No, but you called me Bortolon... - I guess I got it wrong. 1067 01:24:29,860 --> 01:24:30,815 Look at him. 1068 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:35,928 The lady magistrate has destroyed him, poor man, he's beaten like a zabaglione. 1069 01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:39,774 But this isn't our problem. Do you know who I met earlier? 1070 01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:42,613 The mr attorney, in person. 1071 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:46,534 He had to come all the way to Bellignano. You should've seen his face. 1072 01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:51,696 The lady magistrate has got two options: either they fire her or she's get a transfer. 1073 01:24:52,460 --> 01:24:55,577 If this doesn't take too long I might make it back to Milan tonight. 1074 01:24:55,660 --> 01:24:58,697 What do you mean with "long"? It should only take a moment. 1075 01:24:58,780 --> 01:25:02,659 - She's leaving. - Let's hope so. 1076 01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:04,696 What do you mean "hope"? This is Bortolon saying this. 1077 01:25:04,780 --> 01:25:06,896 Our case will be delayed... 1078 01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:09,699 ...until the replacement magistrate arrives. 1079 01:25:09,780 --> 01:25:13,136 So at least two years will pass away. 1080 01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:15,814 Isn't that what you wanted? 1081 01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:19,372 Come on, engineer... 1082 01:25:19,460 --> 01:25:23,692 Look how sad and desperate the chancellor is. 1083 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:31,779 I bet... 1084 01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:36,784 ...10.000 lire they're going to announce her dismissal. 1085 01:25:36,785 --> 01:25:38,864 I accept. 1086 01:25:59,940 --> 01:26:03,819 - Court is in session. - Let us start... 1087 01:26:03,900 --> 01:26:07,131 ...the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1088 01:26:07,220 --> 01:26:10,895 We begin the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1089 01:26:10,980 --> 01:26:12,575 - You won. - I've lost. 1090 01:26:12,576 --> 01:26:14,924 - You won my 10.000 lire. - Yes, but I've lost the trial. 1091 01:26:14,925 --> 01:26:16,746 For the moment... 1092 01:26:16,781 --> 01:26:20,130 ...because I'll save you with my closing address. 1093 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:23,337 My very esteemed friend, in two hours... 1094 01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:26,457 ...you can go back to Milan. 1095 01:26:26,540 --> 01:26:30,897 Sure, I'm going to Milan... but to San Vittore's prison... 1096 01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:34,336 - Don't worry, you can appeal. - Sure, there will be a rollcall... [in Italian appello=appeal and rollcall] 1097 01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:39,050 ...every morning for six years, and I'll have to say "Here". 1098 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:43,736 I swear to God, as soon as I'm out I'll kick your ass heavily! 1099 01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:05,172 - Hi, Renato. - Rosa. 1100 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,496 - Moving again? - I was waiting just for you. 1101 01:27:08,580 --> 01:27:11,777 Viola won't have me back after all that's happened. 1102 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:14,374 You were waiting just for me, eh? 1103 01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,849 I don't know where to go... 1104 01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:21,172 Could you put me up for a few days, please? 1105 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:24,573 - Okay, let's go. - Thanks. 1106 01:27:24,660 --> 01:27:26,935 - Leave it. - Thank you. 1107 01:27:34,980 --> 01:27:37,619 Thanks again. 1108 01:27:48,872 --> 01:27:50,370 It cannot be said... 1109 01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:54,333 ...you're a very open-minded person. 1110 01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:56,650 However, I thought... 1111 01:27:56,740 --> 01:28:00,892 - The fact is... - The fact is... 1112 01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:10,972 ...you're still madly in love with Viola. 1113 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:14,018 - Yes... No... - Don't worry, I'm not jealous. 1114 01:28:14,100 --> 01:28:16,409 Even if she's my sister. 1115 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:20,459 - Come. - Where? - Come. 1116 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:25,134 You won't let me not score for that? 1117 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:29,709 No, look... that's the bedroom there. 1118 01:28:29,710 --> 01:28:31,261 Precisely. 1119 01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:34,499 How did she know it? 1120 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:38,889 Let's be reasonable. 1121 01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:43,977 - I feel embarrassed without my glasses. - Quiet. 1122 01:28:49,180 --> 01:28:51,455 I want to do an experiment. 1123 01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:55,658 Look, the chickens are waiting for me. 1124 01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:58,379 I must go to the roost. 1125 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,809 No...think of your sister. 1126 01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:12,292 No, no violence, no violence. 1127 01:29:20,060 --> 01:29:21,971 Where are you going? 1128 01:29:22,060 --> 01:29:23,049 To bed? 1129 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:26,018 Right...to bed. 1130 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:29,250 Holy cow. 1131 01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,889 Go slowly, Rosa. 1132 01:29:31,980 --> 01:29:33,652 Rosa? 1133 01:29:33,740 --> 01:29:36,300 Are you serious? Damn! 1134 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,892 Rosa... 1135 01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:01,893 Anything else than... 1136 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:04,050 ...Viola! 1137 01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:41,418 How beautiful. 1138 01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,731 Listen, Rosa... 1139 01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:51,890 What is it, Renato? 1140 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:57,335 It was a real moment... 1141 01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:04,372 -...of madness, really. - Yes, it was wonderful. 1142 01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:06,815 Kidnap me, Renato. 1143 01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:10,654 Take me somewhere nice, where nobody will recognize us. 1144 01:31:10,740 --> 01:31:13,857 - Do you agree? - I agree. 1145 01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:19,776 Right now I feel like I could even take you to Udine. 1146 01:31:26,980 --> 01:31:29,653 I feel great being with you. 1147 01:31:31,260 --> 01:31:33,854 What a fool I've been. 1148 01:31:33,940 --> 01:31:37,535 I thought you could only sleep with someone if you were really in love... 1149 01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:42,648 ...when you get along and you both share the same ideas, the same tastes... 1150 01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:48,133 - ...like Viola and me, for example. - What's Viola got to do with it? 1151 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:52,133 - You're still thinking of her. - Yes... 1152 01:31:53,940 --> 01:31:57,216 I don't think I'll ever forget her. 1153 01:31:57,300 --> 01:32:02,658 We had something special between us. I can't explain it... 1154 01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:09,177 If only I had been a bit less distracted, less nervous... 1155 01:32:09,260 --> 01:32:13,139 The few times we did sleep together... 1156 01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:17,896 ...it felt like being in the court house. 1157 01:32:17,980 --> 01:32:21,416 She even wore her gown when we made love, it's true. 1158 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,252 If you ask me... 1159 01:32:23,340 --> 01:32:26,457 ...she wasn't wrong at all. 1160 01:32:27,220 --> 01:32:32,453 It was you who were too respectful of her. 1161 01:32:32,540 --> 01:32:34,451 Yes... 1162 01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:42,615 Perhaps you're right. 1163 01:32:44,580 --> 01:32:46,571 Nevertheless... 1164 01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:52,337 ...I'm still in love with Viola. 1165 01:32:53,020 --> 01:32:57,298 But I wouldn't have the courage to tell her by now. 1166 01:33:15,020 --> 01:33:16,612 - Hello? - Hello... 1167 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:18,372 - Mr attorney? - It's me. 1168 01:33:18,460 --> 01:33:20,451 - I'm the magistrate from Bellignano. - What happened? 1169 01:33:20,540 --> 01:33:24,931 I'm sorry to disturb at this hour but I have an urgent message for you... 1170 01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:26,738 ...I would like to officially inform you... 1171 01:33:26,820 --> 01:33:30,608 -...that I intend to resign from the Bench. - Have you gone mad? 1172 01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:32,890 No, no. I'm getting married. 1173 01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:35,210 And, as to the charges versus me... 1174 01:33:35,300 --> 01:33:39,498 -...with reference to articles 527 and the following ones... - What are you saying? - Viola! 1175 01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:42,652 -...of the penal code... - Viola... 1176 01:33:42,740 --> 01:33:46,813 ...for committing acts violating the common sense of decency,... 1177 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,733 ...violating the common sense of decency,... 1178 01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:55,417 ...yeah, yeah...they just violate the common sense of decency...ah.... 1179 01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:59,493 My new condition will allow me to violate it... 1180 01:33:59,580 --> 01:34:04,210 -...without prejudices... - I think you're getting... 1181 01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:07,895 ...disheartened. You can't give up your career this way. 1182 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:09,936 Lady, lady Viola? 1183 01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:11,851 Do you feel ill? 1184 01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:54,000 fansubbed by quidtum for CG 1185 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:58,146 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 97464