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Liam Foxwell, welcome.
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Thank you.
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OK, little speech time.
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I've mentioned this to
everyone about their appraisals,
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and I just want you to know that this
isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood.
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It is much more of a...
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treasure hunt for the gold?
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Shit sinks.
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But also, cream floats.
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Yes, yes, I see that.
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A new the area we're
getting lots of play in ...
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and your office could
be at the centre for ...
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is litigation in
retrospective parenting cases.
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Retrospective...
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Bobby sues Mum and Dad
for insufficient attention
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leading to lack of confidence,
leading to damages against earnings.
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Right, and we're OK,
the firm's OK with that, ethically?
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And morally?
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Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sure.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
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Are you?
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Totally, yeah.
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Yes.
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OK, Liam, look,
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so if we invite you to stay with
the firm in the new environment,
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what we'd have you do is
pull an exhaustive redo
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with personnel, maybe... next week.
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Oh, well, I was ready to do
a big redo right now, but...
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No, it's fine, next week's fine.
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But I have to ask you this ...
they're not going to hit anything
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to freak us out, are they?
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There's no major
deletions this quarter?
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No, no, everything's
well within... parameters.
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Great, OK, Liam,
this has been really great.
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Um...
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Look, really hope to... look
forward to seeing you again.
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OK, thank you.
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Airport, please.
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RECORDED VOICE: 'Live...
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'breathe...
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'smell.
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'Full-spectrum memory.
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'You can get a willow grain
upgrade for less than the price
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'of a daily cup of coffee, and
three decades of backup for free.
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'In-store ingrain procedure
with local anaesthetic
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'and you're good to go.
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'Because memory is for living.'
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VOICES AT HIGH SPEED
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OK, great,
this has been really great, Liam,
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we really hope to... look forward
to seeing you again.
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REWOUND VOICES
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we really hope to... look forward
to seeing you again.
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Sorry!
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BLEEP
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Mr Foxwell.
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Could you just rewind me
your last 24 hours for me, please?
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Great, and back that up for me
times 64 for the week.
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That's great.
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Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell.
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I'm not being funny,
right, but look at that.
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Look at what?
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That!
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Frayed carpet, there, you see?
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Seriously?
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Yes, seriously!
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This is a five-star suite.
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I pay good money
to have perfect details.
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Now I've got that shitty
carpet for the rest of my life.
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Only if you keep looking at it,
mate.
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Oh, thanks, Jonas!
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Fuck off.
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All right, now, you thought the
carpet was bad, have a look at this.
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You've met Lucy, my wife,
at the Dublin wedding?
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Oh, that's right, yes, hi, Liam.
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Hi... Hi again.
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(Lucy, Dublin.)
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Hello.
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Lucy ... Liam,
we met at the Dublin wedding.
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Liam!
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Oh, great.
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Liam, yes.
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Come in.
Thank you.
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- Great to see you again.
- Yeah, you too.
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Where's Fi been hiding you?
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Oh, you know, in our house.
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(LAUGHS)
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We didn't know ... well, she didn't
know if you would make it.
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It was over quicker than I thought.
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Oh, sorry, hello.
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Let's get you a drink.
Um, beer OK?
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Lovely, thank you.
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Everyone's through there,
so I'll be in in a minute, OK?
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OK, thank you.
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Hi.
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You're back early, then,
I didn't think you'd make it.
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Yeah, I didn't stay over and I
caught an early flight back, so...
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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So, how was the appraisal?
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Well, they said they'd let me do
a redo sometime next week, so...
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Oh.
But good?
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Well...
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- Later?
- Later.
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OK.
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- How's Jody?
- At home, Gina's babysitting.
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Hey.
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Jonas, this is...
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- Liam ...
- Jonas.
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Dude, it's really nice to meet you.
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- You all right?
- Good, thank you.
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- And you know Jeff?
- Yes.
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Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff,
because he'd have shown you,
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I don't know, a redo
of the side of his fridge.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
piss off, Jonas.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Your wife's being
very mean to me tonight.
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Oh, well she's like that.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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- You all right for a drink?
- I'm fine, thank you, Jonas.
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Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's, um...
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A soon-to-be
unemployed/unemployable lawyer.
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(LAUGHS)
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And Jeff.
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Jeff and Fi...
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used to run the parties down
the Fraser Road with Paul and me.
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Mad old days.
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Before we started up the Kings.
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So, yeah...
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So, Liam, what was it you had,
an assessment?
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Appraisal.
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How'd it go?
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Good.
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Well, it was a disaster,
but you know, I don't know.
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- Hard to gauge?
- Yeah
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Let's have a look.
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Redo, we can
appraise the appraisal.
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Yeah, great.
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Throw it up there
and we can grade you.
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- Come on.
- Um...
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It could be fun, we could, um...
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vote!
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- Paul?
- Yeah?
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I work in recruitment,
so it might be quite useful for you.
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Right, OK.
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Liam's redoing his
appraisal so we can give him marks.
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- Notes.
- Pointers, you know.
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- I think Liam would probably...
- Yes, do you know what...
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Guys, no, come on,
seriously, that's not cool,
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I mean Liam's
obviously uncomfortable,
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so let's just drop it, yeah?
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Have a cool time.
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Time to eat!
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Oh, it's ready.
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Thank you so much
for inviting us this evening.
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It's been too long, too long.
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Fi.
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I haven't met him before, have I?
Jonas, is it?
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He's one of the old crowd.
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I think I said.
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- You OK?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- You know, if you're not in the mood,
we can go. - No, no, I'm fine.
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Sure?
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QUIETLY TALKING AND LAUGHING
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Hey!
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www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah! I brought enough
for others to share.
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Thank you.
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I've, er, been cooking a lot
since the break-up.
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Jonas has had a tough one.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Was it bad?
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Er, yeah.
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Yeah, erm, we were in the middle
of planning is all
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and I suddenly realised that
the less the relationship means
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the more you spend
on the wedding, you know!
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(LAUGHS)
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You actually start obsessing over
the tiniest little details,
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like the thickness
of the wedding invitation paper
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because, I mean, God knows you need
something to fucking talk about!
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So, everybody, this is Helen.
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Helen, Jonas.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And everyone!
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(ALL) - Hi!
- Help yourself.
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Jonas was just explaining why
relationships are a sham.
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Are they? Shit!
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They're like going
to the theatre, OK?
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You pay loads to go and ultimately
you are wasting your entire night,
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so, when someone asks you,
"Did you have a good time?",
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you both say,
"Yeah! Yeah, it was great."
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The problem is the
more that you pay
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and the longer it goes on, the more
you're, "Oh, yeah, we loved it!",
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you know, "We love being together
and never fucking anyone else"
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"and only just having
one other person"
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"to share our real thoughts with for
our entire lives, yeah, it's great!"
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Would you say you loved her, though?
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I just think we just really fancied
each other and that was what it was.
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You know what it's like early on.
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You know, we were just,
I don't know,
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we were just two tools
in the tool shed
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that just fit together
really fucking well.
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I mean, still, by the end, I'd
be like, "Go on, honey, you go up,"
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"I'm just going to watch
a little bit more of the news"
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and I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of, like,
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hot times in earlier relationships!
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Easy!
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I'm just saying, there's
a beautiful woman upstairs,
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you know, waiting
to have sex with me.
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What, right now?
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(THEY LAUGH)
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She's upstairs, you know,
waiting to have sex with me
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and I'm sat downstairs watching
redos of, like, some hot times
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with some hot girl that I just
picked up in some place
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and I'm fucking pulling
myself off. I mean, seriously?
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Oh, come on...
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Come on, guys.
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I mean, we all scroll
through the Grain
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rifling through our greatest hits
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for a little bit of filth
now and then, surely?
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Not me.
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Helen doesn't have a Grain!
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- Oh, wow!
- Wow!
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No shit!
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Was that a political thing?
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No, no, I was gouged
about 12 months ago.
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Jesus, was that painful?
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Total agony.
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But on the plus of that, I don't
remember it that clearly.
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There's a scar on here.
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Yeah, can I, er...?
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Yeah, that feels quite nice.
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Yeah, that feels quite nice.
(THEY CHUCKLE)
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Yeah, no brain damage, clearly!
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Well, my sight held on fine, so...
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So, who took it then?
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Stolen to order,
as far as they could tell,
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probably to some millionaire
Chinese perve.
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Really?! Yeah.
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Is that for real?
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Yeah, and none of
it was encrypted, so...
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So, they saw the lot!
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The thing is, after I was gouged
I didn't have one for a few days
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and then just kind of, liked it.
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It's cool.
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That's cool.
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I mean, because more people are...
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I mean, now, right?
Like, going Grainless?
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I believe it's huge with hookers.
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I mean, no offence!
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(THEY LAUGH)
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No, no, it's OK. Sure, I...
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Well, I'm pretty boring.
One man is a time.
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Boo!
255
00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:21,319
Serial monogamist.
256
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,139
I'm a serial monogamist.
257
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,889
I'm staying faithful
to my cornflakes right now!
258
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,998
(LAUGHS)
259
00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:33,018
Well, I think it's an interesting
choice, going Grainless.
260
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,180
It's a brave choice.
261
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,943
I'm sorry, but I...
262
00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:39,950
I couldn't do it.
263
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,439
Uh-huh.
264
00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:48,004
OK, I was going to play some redos
from the Fraser O days.
265
00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:49,445
(ALL) Yay!
266
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:51,848
Stuff from last night,
depressing and fun.
267
00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:55,751
You know half the organic
memories you have a junk,
268
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,374
just not trustworthy.
269
00:13:57,392 --> 00:13:59,142
Colleen works in Grain development.
270
00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:02,223
With half the population you can
implant false memories,
271
00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:04,579
just by asking leading
questions in therapy.
272
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:07,105
You can make people
remember getting lost
273
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,997
in shopping malls they
never visited,
274
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:12,016
getting bothered by paedophile
babysitters they never had.
275
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:16,016
I'm just happier now.
276
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,948
TAPE REWINDING
277
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:23,101
'OK, great, Liam, this has been,
this has been really great, erm...
278
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,823
'we really hope to look
forward to seeing you again.'
279
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,798
He looks forward to seeing
you again, that's good.
280
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,231
"Hopes" to look forward.
281
00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:30,713
TAPE REWINDING
282
00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:33,878
'We really hope to look
forward to seeing you again.'
283
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,185
It's phoney.
284
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:37,848
Hang on.
285
00:14:37,849 --> 00:14:39,113
Pause it.
286
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:40,652
Now backup.
287
00:14:41,492 --> 00:14:42,882
Zoom in there.
288
00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:45,177
Come on, that's a tick.
289
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:46,739
That could be a V or an L.
290
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:49,138
- It's a tick!
- Or the start of the swastika.
291
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:52,561
It's probably the start of the
swastika, they were such pricks!
292
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,115
- Did you have fun with the old gang?
- Yeah.
293
00:15:02,323 --> 00:15:04,006
D'you speak to that Jonas much?
294
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,865
No, no, not really.
295
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:11,809
He's a bit of a knob, ain't he?
296
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:13,501
Bit of a dick?
297
00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:14,544
Jonas.
298
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:18,108
Pulling himself off to his own
relationship theories.
299
00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:21,435
Oh, it must be such a drag,
Jonas, putting it about!
300
00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:24,159
And when he protected me
from those arseholes,
301
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,004
"Hey, come on, guys,"
302
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,686
"it's really not cool to redo
another man's appraisals, dudes."
303
00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:30,528
Then why invite him over?
304
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,840
I like him.
305
00:15:37,823 --> 00:15:40,225
You wanted me to invite him.
306
00:15:40,226 --> 00:15:41,907
I didn't say anything.
307
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,473
You were laughing
at everything he said.
308
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:46,995
You invited him!
309
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:49,340
It was obvious
I didn't want him to come.
310
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:54,770
'Wow, it's only, it's early
to call it a night.'
311
00:15:54,772 --> 00:15:56,488
'Do fancy a quick one down the pub?'
312
00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:57,813
'Oh, we've got to get back,
313
00:15:57,814 --> 00:16:00,376
'rescue Jodie from
the paedophile babysitter!
314
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,941
'(LAUGHS)'
315
00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:03,261
'Yeah.'
316
00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:09,032
'But why don't you come back to
ours, for a nightcap if you want?'
317
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,073
See?
318
00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:14,337
It was obvious I didn't want him to
come, I was being polite to a moron.
319
00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:17,312
If you really don't want to come,
you can get rid of him.
320
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,417
Hey, hey!
321
00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:31,491
Hey.
322
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,326
Well, actually, what time is it?
323
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,849
It's midnight.
324
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,946
Shit, it's quite late,
time's gone on.
325
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,965
(LAUGHS) Yeah, time does that.
326
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,206
15 minutes.
327
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:43,367
Yeah.
328
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:46,399
But we've got the babysitter
inside, so...
329
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:48,376
So, is that new info?
330
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:52,381
No, it's just that we, I mean,
we thought, right, Fi?
331
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,465
Yeah. Yeah.
332
00:16:54,466 --> 00:16:55,827
OK, no, I get it.
333
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:57,949
No, it's just that, actually,
it turns out we're tired
334
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,996
and I guess we forgot,
but now we've remembered, so...
335
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,037
Sorry.
336
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:02,878
No, it's fine, really.
337
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:03,920
I'm sorry.
338
00:17:03,921 --> 00:17:06,485
Oh, it's cool, no worries.
339
00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:08,367
I've got a back-up plan, so...
340
00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:10,129
Oh, cool, well, we vote the back-up.
341
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,574
Yeah, I will do.
342
00:17:11,575 --> 00:17:13,335
Er, see you later, Fi.
343
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,497
It was good to meet you, man.
344
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:15,510
Yeah.
345
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:16,982
Nice one.
346
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:18,406
Brilliant. Brilliant.
347
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:21,898
OK, cool.
348
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,070
Good to meet you, man.
349
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,211
Yeah.
350
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:34,290
Listen, Gina, it's a 40-minute
wait for a cab, but if you want,
351
00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:36,587
I have the bed made up in my office.
352
00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,030
Er... OK, thanks, Fi.
353
00:17:39,703 --> 00:17:43,704
Hey, there's just, you know, use
anything. There's T-shirts and...
354
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,716
Yeah, thanks, I'll show myself out.
355
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:46,750
All right, night.
356
00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:47,791
Night, guys.
357
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,107
Night, Gina.
358
00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:57,743
Thank you.
359
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,336
'Bye-bye.
360
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:02,253
'OK.
361
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:04,527
'Love you, love you.'
362
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,731
Was he a big part of the gang?
363
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,125
Who? Jonas?
364
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:31,026
I don't know, yeah?
365
00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:35,147
Let me guess, he'd spent his time
oozing round the girls,
366
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,228
offering backrubs.
367
00:18:36,229 --> 00:18:37,510
Not really.
368
00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:39,263
Circling for an orifice.
369
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:42,958
Was he always that oily or...
370
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,270
OK, look.
371
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:47,648
What?
372
00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:48,959
It's nothing, but...
373
00:18:51,735 --> 00:18:55,742
You may have noticed a bit
of an atmosphere because...
374
00:18:57,455 --> 00:19:00,991
me and Jonas, years ago,
had a bit of a thing.
375
00:19:00,992 --> 00:19:03,154
You had a thing with oily dude man?
376
00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:04,234
It was just a little thing
377
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:05,756
and I didn't even know
you back then, so...
378
00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:07,418
You slept with oily dude man?
379
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,563
That's hilarious!
380
00:19:09,564 --> 00:19:12,246
We've all got our skeletons,
how about you and Gemma?
381
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:13,851
What, I told you about Gemma.
382
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,197
Gemma was a nutcase...
383
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:18,241
But you never mentioned Jonas.
384
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:21,138
I did, I told you I hooked up
with someone in Marrakech.
385
00:19:21,147 --> 00:19:22,336
Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?!
386
00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:23,584
It was a stupid thing...
387
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:27,631
I thought Mr Marrakech was some
sort of super cool...
388
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:28,674
Not him.
389
00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:30,839
It was years ago and...
390
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,241
Are you embarrassed by that?
391
00:19:33,242 --> 00:19:35,220
Cos it's embarrassing.
392
00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:39,021
I'm sorry, but, Christ,
are you not embarrassed?
393
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:40,502
It was years ago.
394
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,267
But you dated him for a month?
395
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,469
That's what I said.
396
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:47,476
Cos when you told me about
Mr Marrakech, it was a week.
397
00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:49,336
No, I didn't.
398
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,474
Pah!
399
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,808
TAPE WINDING
400
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,329
'What about you?'
401
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,611
I don't want to see our
first time right now.
402
00:19:58,612 --> 00:19:59,696
Shh, you're about to talk.
403
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,859
'I went away and had a little thing
that did my head in for a while
404
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:05,986
'with this, sort of...
405
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,549
'..this, sort of, headfuck
that I met in Marrakech.'
406
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,874
'Mr Marrakech?'
407
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,195
'(LAUGHS) Yeah.'
408
00:20:12,196 --> 00:20:15,599
'I'm imagining a chillum
and a big knob.'
409
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,607
'(LAUGHS) No, it was like dormouse.'
410
00:20:19,688 --> 00:20:22,533
'Big deal, big heart-breaker?'
411
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,975
'No, it was just a week.
412
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:27,299
'It was a weird week.'
413
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,622
So, a weird week or a month?
414
00:20:28,623 --> 00:20:30,464
The point is, it wasn't a big deal.
415
00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:32,227
Well, it was big enough
to do your head in.
416
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,468
Jonas, King Dormouse-Dick
of Marrakech did your head in!
417
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,723
That was a nice night, used to be.
418
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,221
You're getting obsessed.
419
00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:45,166
I'm not.
420
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,653
We had all this with Dan, I don't
want you going like that again.
421
00:20:47,654 --> 00:20:50,455
He had little creepy beady eyes
and he was always...
422
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,461
What? Acting like
he was interested?
423
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,623
And you know what, I think
he probably did fancy me
424
00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:56,705
and actually he wasn't
completely hideous,
425
00:20:56,706 --> 00:21:00,650
so in another life I don't know,
but nothing happened!
426
00:21:01,715 --> 00:21:04,359
And Jonas...
427
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,363
he's an old fling.
So what? Don't go all fucked up!
428
00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:10,009
What, I'm fucked up, am I?
429
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,250
No, I mean, just...
430
00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:15,258
No, no, no, that's brilliant,
sometimes you're a bitch.
431
00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:20,352
I didn't mean that.
432
00:21:21,828 --> 00:21:23,109
'You're a bitch!'
433
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,272
I'd like you to erase that.
434
00:21:25,273 --> 00:21:26,356
'You're a bitch!'
435
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,238
Also, "sometimes".
436
00:21:28,239 --> 00:21:31,417
You can't just edit off
the word, "sometimes"!
437
00:22:12,752 --> 00:22:17,099
I'm sorry, Fi, I know I go a bit
weird and wonky sometimes.
438
00:22:26,893 --> 00:22:28,935
- I love you, you know?
- I know.
439
00:23:44,658 --> 00:23:46,422
WINDING TAPE
440
00:23:46,423 --> 00:23:49,385
'..in a toolshed that just fit
together really fucking well,
441
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,713
'but still by the end I'd be like,
"Go, on, you go to bed, honey,
442
00:23:52,714 --> 00:23:54,914
'"I'm just going to catch a little
bit more of the news,"
443
00:23:54,915 --> 00:23:58,761
'and then I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of hot times
444
00:23:58,762 --> 00:24:00,836
'in earlier relationships.
445
00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:05,695
'I've got a beautiful woman upstairs
waiting to have sex with me.
446
00:24:06,815 --> 00:24:10,181
'And I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of hot times
447
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,302
'in earlier relationships.'
448
00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:13,609
'Easy!'
449
00:24:24,281 --> 00:24:27,067
'Lip read reconstruction enabled.
450
00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:30,722
- 'Hey, it's good to see you.
- 'Good to see you, too.
451
00:24:30,847 --> 00:24:33,438
'I was nervous when I heard you
were going to be here.
452
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,118
'It's weird, isn't it?'
453
00:24:37,757 --> 00:24:39,485
- Morning.
- Gina, over here.
454
00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:43,572
Come here a second.
I just want your opinion.
455
00:24:43,573 --> 00:24:45,198
It's just a silly game.
456
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,387
Sit down.
457
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,118
Answer this.
458
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,595
I'm a serial monogamist.
459
00:24:57,450 --> 00:25:00,159
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.
460
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,096
LAUGHTER
461
00:25:03,888 --> 00:25:05,992
Now, is that funny?
462
00:25:06,864 --> 00:25:10,228
There's no need to be nice,
the man's a prick.
463
00:25:11,138 --> 00:25:14,904
Is that funny, in your opinion?
464
00:25:15,323 --> 00:25:16,702
Well...
465
00:25:16,705 --> 00:25:18,437
I'm a serial monogamist.
466
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,795
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.
467
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:23,743
LAUGHTER
468
00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:25,109
- No?
- No
469
00:25:25,235 --> 00:25:26,923
- I don't know.
- You do.
470
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,957
Morning.
471
00:25:29,082 --> 00:25:30,374
What's this?
472
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:32,783
I'm just getting Gina's
opinion on something.
473
00:25:32,808 --> 00:25:34,483
I'm a serial monogamist.
474
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,581
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.
475
00:25:37,582 --> 00:25:39,582
LAUGHTER
476
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:42,588
I was just wondering because you
found it funny, but it isn't,
477
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:44,032
and Gina agrees.
478
00:25:44,158 --> 00:25:45,614
I don't really want to get involved.
479
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,759
Let me get you a cab.
My dad's on his way.
480
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,240
Just one other thing.
481
00:25:50,427 --> 00:25:55,097
We both want him to come back,
but who wants him to come back more?
482
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:58,371
Off the top of your head,
who wants him to come back more?
483
00:25:58,496 --> 00:26:00,056
OK, well, bye.
484
00:26:00,182 --> 00:26:01,230
Yeah, bye.
485
00:26:01,802 --> 00:26:04,591
Wow, it's early. It's early
to call it a night.
486
00:26:04,616 --> 00:26:06,675
Fancy a quick one down the pub?
487
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,795
Got to get back, rescue Jodie
from the paedophile baby-sitter.
488
00:26:09,796 --> 00:26:10,993
That's just a...
489
00:26:10,994 --> 00:26:13,083
That's a joke.
490
00:26:13,432 --> 00:26:14,452
Sorry.
491
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:18,401
Jonas, why don't you come back to
ours for a nightcap, if you want?
492
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,657
Yeah.
493
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:21,918
KNOCKING AT DOOR
494
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:25,642
Now, ignore the joke. Who's
more keen for him to come back?
495
00:26:25,665 --> 00:26:27,096
I don't know.
496
00:26:27,098 --> 00:26:28,356
You do know, Gina.
497
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,517
I'm so sorry, he's really hungover.
498
00:26:30,518 --> 00:26:31,912
That's OK.
499
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:48,082
I'm staying faithful to
my corn flakes right now.
500
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,537
LAUGHTER
501
00:26:50,182 --> 00:26:52,022
That is just objectively not funny.
502
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:54,023
Anyone would say,
"That's not funny."
503
00:26:54,098 --> 00:26:55,776
That was fucking embarrassing.
504
00:26:58,954 --> 00:27:01,476
Whatever you're queuing up, stop it.
505
00:27:01,477 --> 00:27:02,986
Sit down, please.
506
00:27:12,657 --> 00:27:14,016
You see that?
507
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,574
You know Geoff?
508
00:27:16,598 --> 00:27:19,544
Yeah, you remember me and Geoff,
because he would have shown you
509
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:23,552
a re-do of the side of his fridge,
something like that.
510
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,273
- Spot the difference.
- You're drunk.
511
00:27:26,399 --> 00:27:29,362
I'm the difference.
He's the greatest guy in the world
512
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,725
and then I arrived and... you clam.
513
00:27:32,478 --> 00:27:33,786
For clarity.
514
00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:37,853
We're just talking!
515
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:41,338
But moments later, you're so stiff.
516
00:27:41,464 --> 00:27:42,991
I don't know, a re-do...
517
00:27:43,006 --> 00:27:45,137
You don't know how
to stand around him.
518
00:27:45,150 --> 00:27:47,590
Your gauges are all over the place,
hot and cold.
519
00:27:47,591 --> 00:27:49,032
This is just stupid!
520
00:27:49,033 --> 00:27:51,123
You can't hide it.
Not completely.
521
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:53,730
See how you look at him.
522
00:27:54,201 --> 00:27:58,009
The less the relationship means,
the more you spend on the wedding.
523
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,292
Really, you start obsessing
about these tiny little details
524
00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:04,097
like the thickness
of the wedding invitation paper.
525
00:28:04,098 --> 00:28:06,820
Now, how you look at me.
526
00:28:06,821 --> 00:28:09,346
I think it's an interesting choice,
going grainless.
527
00:28:09,347 --> 00:28:10,707
It's a brave choice.
528
00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:14,235
I'm sorry, but...
529
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:17,319
Tell me you look at me nice
like you look at him. You can't.
530
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,924
And how am I looking
at you now, Liam?
531
00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:21,926
How long did you go out
with him for?
532
00:28:21,927 --> 00:28:23,945
Does it matter?
533
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:28,777
FILM REWINDING
534
00:28:29,019 --> 00:28:32,584
You know, half the organic
memories you have are junk.
535
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:35,379
Just not trustworthy.
When it comes to little things.
536
00:28:35,404 --> 00:28:36,752
And big ones.
537
00:28:37,513 --> 00:28:39,036
Is that Marrakesh?
538
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,185
Does that look like Marrakesh?
539
00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:47,606
No.
540
00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:49,611
It's not Marrakesh.
541
00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:53,616
So, how long did you
go out with him for?
542
00:28:55,823 --> 00:28:58,423
All right, about six months.
543
00:29:01,944 --> 00:29:04,711
So not a week or a month.
Six months.
544
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:07,212
The ever-inflating romance.
545
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:09,162
You're probably still
going out with him.
546
00:29:09,163 --> 00:29:10,762
Why am I on trial here?
547
00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:12,849
What's been going on?
548
00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:14,932
Nothing has been going on.
549
00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:19,375
It was... Christ, you know how it
is when you first get with someone
550
00:29:19,376 --> 00:29:22,699
and then previous
boyfriends come up.
551
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,998
He was never a boyfriend,
he was always a weird week.
552
00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:27,476
I downplayed it.
I fudged it, it was...
553
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,351
You lied.
554
00:29:28,363 --> 00:29:31,316
Not everything that
isn't true is a lie, Liam.
555
00:29:33,362 --> 00:29:34,926
Hello?
556
00:29:34,927 --> 00:29:38,113
So he was a bigger thing than I made
out and, yeah, he's sort of a dick.
557
00:29:38,173 --> 00:29:39,557
Sort of? He's a massive...
558
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,376
I liked him then.
559
00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:45,053
And I don't like him,
not like that, not now.
560
00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:48,604
So, just to get this clear.
561
00:29:48,729 --> 00:29:51,529
He fucks you, gets footage
for his redo wank file,
562
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,489
but you're still pally.
563
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,473
This is sad!
564
00:29:53,509 --> 00:29:55,493
- Cos if he was...
- This is just sad!
565
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,337
He probably sits there
and tosses himself
566
00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:58,877
off all over his
cashmere blanket.
567
00:29:58,902 --> 00:30:00,148
It was years ago!
568
00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:02,525
Not for him.
569
00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:07,194
I'd find myself watching
redos of really hot times
570
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,024
early in relationships.
571
00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:10,303
'Easy.'
572
00:30:11,179 --> 00:30:13,506
Sober up.
Make yourself puke.
573
00:30:13,631 --> 00:30:16,190
Whatever, I don't care.
Just sort this out.
574
00:30:17,181 --> 00:30:18,258
Fuck.
575
00:30:18,876 --> 00:30:23,377
I'd find myself watching
redos of really hot times
576
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:25,542
early in relationships.
577
00:30:25,564 --> 00:30:26,875
Easy.
578
00:30:29,614 --> 00:30:33,219
And I'm downstairs watching
some redo of some night
579
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:36,383
I've picked up somebody else and...
580
00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:39,871
Yeah, nice, Geoff. She's upstairs
waiting to have sex with me
581
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:42,554
and I'm downstairs watching
some redo
582
00:30:42,555 --> 00:30:44,719
of some night I've picked
up somebody else.
583
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,320
Easy.
584
00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:49,241
And I'm fucking pulling myself off.
I'm just saying.
585
00:30:52,623 --> 00:30:54,080
'Green warning.
586
00:30:54,096 --> 00:30:56,847
'Grain assistant suggests
you may not be in a suitable
587
00:30:56,848 --> 00:31:00,369
'physical condition for the activity
you appear to be engaged in.
588
00:31:00,394 --> 00:31:02,826
'To override,
continue at your own risk.
589
00:31:02,952 --> 00:31:05,914
'All health and personal
accident insurance is... '
590
00:31:05,927 --> 00:31:07,259
Thank you.
591
00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:20,352
BUZZER
592
00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:24,695
- 'Who's that?'
- It's Liam.
593
00:31:26,616 --> 00:31:28,058
Liam from last night.
594
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:31,872
'Liam. Is Fi with you?'
595
00:31:31,998 --> 00:31:33,595
She's not, no.
596
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,134
'Sorry, Liam, mate,
is there something that you want?'
597
00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:39,561
Yeah, I just want to
come in and talk to you.
598
00:31:39,562 --> 00:31:40,769
Can you open the gate?
599
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:44,269
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, sure.
I'll let you in.
600
00:31:44,394 --> 00:31:46,074
Nice one, nice one.
601
00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,021
- Hey.
- Hey.
602
00:32:03,045 --> 00:32:04,446
What do you want?
603
00:32:04,447 --> 00:32:06,785
I just want to come in
for a bit, dude.
604
00:32:08,414 --> 00:32:10,973
That looks expensive.
Is that expensive?
605
00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:12,861
Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.
606
00:32:12,862 --> 00:32:15,141
Fucking hell. Liam.
607
00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:25,268
Jonas, this is a nice place!
608
00:32:28,432 --> 00:32:32,954
Hey. Seriously, man, it's not cool
you just walking in like this.
609
00:32:32,969 --> 00:32:35,413
To be honest with you,
it's a little bit weird.
610
00:32:35,439 --> 00:32:37,236
Is that a Marrakeshian lamp?
611
00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:45,349
Liam, do I have to call Fi?
612
00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:48,481
Did you guys have a row
or something like that?
613
00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:50,385
- Sit down.
- No, I'm all right.
614
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,726
Go on, sit down. It's not
a bear trap, it's a chair.
615
00:32:58,721 --> 00:33:01,616
Do you want me to bounce this
off your fucking head?
616
00:33:05,268 --> 00:33:06,401
(LAUGHS)
617
00:33:06,874 --> 00:33:08,916
I'm joking, Jonas.
618
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,715
Bloody hell, I thought you were
supposed to be cool, man.
619
00:33:11,716 --> 00:33:14,477
I thought you were meant
to be fucking brilliant.
620
00:33:14,602 --> 00:33:16,317
What's going on?
621
00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:21,651
Yeah, figures.
622
00:33:22,164 --> 00:33:24,733
Get some good stuff
for the scrapbook?
623
00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:27,516
I think you should go.
624
00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:29,663
I don't blame you.
I would have.
625
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,357
Tell you what, let's have a look.
626
00:33:32,692 --> 00:33:35,273
Go on, chuck it
on the screen, don't be shy!
627
00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:36,877
Come on!
628
00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:40,254
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas!
629
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:44,039
For goodness' sake,
you need to grow a sense of humour.
630
00:33:44,277 --> 00:33:46,310
- He's uptight, isn't he?
- OK, Liam.
631
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,422
- It's a lovely room, this.
- Thank you.
632
00:33:52,605 --> 00:33:55,456
Is this where you masturbate
to images of my wife?
633
00:33:56,553 --> 00:34:00,400
- Or do you do it in that room?
- OK, Liam, I want you to leave now.
634
00:34:00,525 --> 00:34:03,240
Do you sometimes start in here
and then finish in there?
635
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,549
The world's pretty much your oyster,
isn't it?
636
00:34:05,561 --> 00:34:06,980
I want you to leave.
637
00:34:12,036 --> 00:34:13,877
Well, that's a pity.
638
00:34:13,941 --> 00:34:16,577
- Come on, mate.
- All right, now, what are you doing?
639
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:18,898
Don't do that.
Come on now!
640
00:34:19,279 --> 00:34:21,402
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
641
00:34:21,405 --> 00:34:25,148
- Jesus! Get out!
- Stand up, Jonas, come on!
642
00:35:06,022 --> 00:35:07,030
Hey.
643
00:35:08,045 --> 00:35:09,198
What do you want?
644
00:35:10,887 --> 00:35:15,451
INDECIPHERABLE GIBBERISH
645
00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:17,293
Don't do that.
646
00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,757
Come on, Danny!
647
00:35:18,781 --> 00:35:20,548
- 'What are you doing?
- 'What are you doing?
648
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,791
'Jesus! Get out, you fucking prick.
649
00:35:23,815 --> 00:35:25,185
'Tell you what... '
650
00:35:29,037 --> 00:35:30,586
Stop it!
651
00:35:33,026 --> 00:35:34,885
I tell you what you're going to do.
652
00:35:34,886 --> 00:35:37,570
You're going to get every bit
of Fion you've got in there
653
00:35:37,571 --> 00:35:40,614
and you're going to select it
all and you're going to wipe it!
654
00:35:40,615 --> 00:35:43,346
Hello, police, I'm witnessing
a serious assault at five...
655
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,325
'Wipe it!
656
00:35:45,451 --> 00:35:46,540
'Fuck off.
657
00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:48,669
'I don't have a brain chip
to show you.'
658
00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:50,832
This is a bottle, right?
659
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:54,059
Either you wipe it or
I will fucking gouge you myself.
660
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:55,106
Jesus!
661
00:35:55,131 --> 00:35:56,164
OK.
662
00:35:56,618 --> 00:35:58,264
Just do what he says.
663
00:35:59,248 --> 00:36:01,625
Not on your eye, in there.
664
00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:03,171
On there!
665
00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:04,436
He's doing it!
666
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:09,527
Now, delete it all.
The lot!
667
00:36:10,449 --> 00:36:14,596
Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.
668
00:36:14,721 --> 00:36:16,040
I'm doing it.
669
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,891
Stay away from my house!
670
00:36:38,468 --> 00:36:40,874
'Now, delete it all.
The lot!
671
00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:45,636
'Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.
672
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,043
'I'm doing it.'
673
00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:35,161
Liam?
674
00:37:36,518 --> 00:37:37,878
Where did you go?
675
00:37:42,909 --> 00:37:44,254
What happened?
676
00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:46,659
Liam, what happened?
677
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,431
Did you use a condom or not?
678
00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:53,206
Just say.
679
00:37:55,636 --> 00:37:57,437
Liam, whatever you think...
680
00:37:57,438 --> 00:37:58,772
Am I Jodie's father?
681
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,404
- Liam!
- Am I?
682
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:02,486
Yes, of course.
683
00:38:02,912 --> 00:38:05,369
- You sure about that?
- Yes!
684
00:38:06,032 --> 00:38:07,442
That's nice.
685
00:38:11,943 --> 00:38:14,070
I always liked that picture,
didn't you?
686
00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:16,410
It's why I bought it for you.
687
00:38:17,269 --> 00:38:20,074
I never liked it.
Thought it was pretentious shit.
688
00:38:33,803 --> 00:38:35,400
'I'll tell you what you're
going to do.
689
00:38:35,426 --> 00:38:37,423
'You're going to get every
bit of Fion... '
690
00:38:37,424 --> 00:38:38,783
' Christ, what have you done?
691
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:39,865
'Select it all... '
692
00:38:39,866 --> 00:38:41,350
We're getting to the good bit.
693
00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:44,415
'Hello, police, I'm witnessing
a serious assault at... '
694
00:38:50,883 --> 00:38:53,569
'Now, delete it all.
The lot!
695
00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:58,204
'Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.'
696
00:39:07,773 --> 00:39:09,492
18 months ago in this room.
697
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,953
You know when you suspect something,
698
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,157
it's always better
when it turns out to be true.
699
00:39:28,105 --> 00:39:31,629
It's like I've had a bad tooth
for years and I'm just finally
700
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:35,254
getting my tongue in there and I'm
digging out all the rotten shit.
701
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,040
That's not what it looks like.
702
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,845
Oh, this did Jonas come round
to read you a story?
703
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:41,886
No, it was...
704
00:39:41,887 --> 00:39:43,047
A story about fucking?
705
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,648
It was...
706
00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:47,731
When all the Dan stuff was going on
and you'd walked out.
707
00:39:50,783 --> 00:39:51,943
For like ten minutes.
708
00:39:51,944 --> 00:39:53,781
For five days, Liam.
709
00:39:54,587 --> 00:39:56,321
No call, no nothing.
710
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,276
So you fucked him after four days?
711
00:40:01,277 --> 00:40:02,761
That's heroic.
712
00:40:02,762 --> 00:40:06,606
I mean, three days,
that's admirable, but four days?
713
00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,410
I mean, you must have been gagging.
714
00:40:08,411 --> 00:40:09,934
I was so upset.
715
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,888
We went for a drink, I got drunk.
716
00:40:15,336 --> 00:40:17,128
It shouldn't have happened.
717
00:40:18,337 --> 00:40:19,847
I'm sorry.
718
00:40:21,997 --> 00:40:25,314
I'm so sorry,
I can't say anything else.
719
00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:26,592
I love you.
720
00:40:30,203 --> 00:40:31,848
Did you use a condom?
721
00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,009
Yes.
722
00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:35,778
Cos we didn't have any here.
We were trying.
723
00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:38,418
He had some.
724
00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:40,180
In his pocket?
725
00:40:40,181 --> 00:40:41,565
In his car.
726
00:40:43,284 --> 00:40:45,807
Was it his decision,
or did you make him wear one?
727
00:40:45,932 --> 00:40:47,235
I made him.
728
00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:50,285
- And you saw him put it on?
- Yes.
729
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,053
Show me, then.
730
00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:55,326
Show me on there.
731
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,212
I need to see it, Fi.
732
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,701
I deleted it.
733
00:41:07,346 --> 00:41:10,308
I wanted it to go away,
I wiped the whole thing.
734
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:11,886
- Did you?
- Yeah.
735
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:14,160
So there's just a blank
gap in your timeline?
736
00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,734
Yeah.
737
00:41:16,713 --> 00:41:18,122
Show me that, then.
738
00:41:22,129 --> 00:41:23,952
Yeah, OK.
739
00:41:24,811 --> 00:41:26,316
I have to find it.
740
00:41:32,812 --> 00:41:34,804
No! No deleting it, not now.
741
00:41:34,928 --> 00:41:36,872
No, no.
742
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,358
It's still on there, is it?
743
00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:45,543
I'm sorry.
744
00:41:47,828 --> 00:41:49,572
You have to show it to me, Fi.
745
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:50,774
Why?
746
00:41:50,775 --> 00:41:52,172
Cos I want to see it.
747
00:41:54,696 --> 00:41:56,413
I love you.
748
00:41:57,105 --> 00:41:58,513
Show it to me.
749
00:41:59,387 --> 00:42:01,032
No.
750
00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:02,272
- Show it to me.
- No.
751
00:42:02,274 --> 00:42:03,514
- Show it to me!
- No!
752
00:42:03,515 --> 00:42:07,085
Show it to me! I want to see!
I want to see what he looks like!
753
00:42:09,204 --> 00:42:11,944
This isn't me!
Look what you're doing to me!
754
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,638
Fi, I need to see it!
755
00:42:15,609 --> 00:42:16,957
Please.
756
00:42:26,192 --> 00:42:30,198
I need to see it, Fi.
757
00:43:02,878 --> 00:43:04,744
GIGGLING FROM TV SCREEN
758
00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:06,150
'Hurry up.
759
00:43:06,163 --> 00:43:07,433
'Sorry!'
760
00:43:19,277 --> 00:43:22,602
GROANS FROM SCREEN
761
00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:25,979
GROANS AND GIGGLING CONTINUE
762
00:43:27,412 --> 00:43:31,909
HEAVY BREATHING FROM SCREEN
763
00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:44,774
MOANING FROM SCREEN
764
00:43:57,684 --> 00:44:00,083
MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY
765
00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:07,844
I love you.
766
00:44:08,728 --> 00:44:10,197
I know you do.
767
00:44:14,406 --> 00:44:15,808
BABY'S TOYS TINKLE
768
00:44:15,809 --> 00:44:16,929
Oh!
769
00:44:16,930 --> 00:44:19,655
MOSAIC PLAYS A LULLABY
770
00:44:19,656 --> 00:44:21,003
Hello, stinky!
771
00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:09,719
Hey.
772
00:46:19,451 --> 00:46:23,815
HER GIGGLING PLAYS OVER THE MEMORY
773
00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:33,160
DOOR CREAKS OPEN
774
00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:35,649
Brown or green?
775
00:46:36,347 --> 00:46:37,678
Green?
776
00:48:54,323 --> 00:48:56,801
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