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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:03,243 It's a what? 2 00:00:03,533 --> 00:00:04,852 A face bra. 3 00:00:05,053 --> 00:00:06,691 Next to aging and sun exposure... 4 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:08,764 ...jogging is a leading cause of wrinkles. 5 00:00:08,973 --> 00:00:11,487 The motion breaks down the skin's elasticity. 6 00:00:11,733 --> 00:00:13,246 This holds the face in place. 7 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:15,364 You look like Hannibal Lecter. 8 00:00:15,573 --> 00:00:18,690 I may look silly, but this thing is a gold mine. 9 00:00:18,933 --> 00:00:21,049 We can get a patent, do an infomercial. 10 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:23,364 This is my best invention yet. 11 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,246 Even if we do get rich off of this... 12 00:00:27,453 --> 00:00:30,092 ...I couldn't tell people how we made our money. 13 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,891 There's no embarrassing way to make money. 14 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,567 What's with the jockstrap? Somebody lay a trap? 15 00:00:34,933 --> 00:00:37,925 It's a face bra. I invented it. I plan to get a patent. 16 00:00:38,173 --> 00:00:41,643 Run, don't walk. I need to talk to you in private. 17 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:45,570 Remember Professor Dawson? 18 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,246 Why? What are you saying? 19 00:00:48,013 --> 00:00:50,846 Well, evidence! Crim pro. You know. 20 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,247 Of course I remember him. Why? 21 00:00:55,453 --> 00:00:56,442 He died Monday. 22 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,930 - What? - Heart attack. Jogging, just dropped. 23 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:06,046 Ironic, really. Decides to take up running and just drops dead. 24 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,122 He died? 25 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,205 I know you two were pretty tight. 26 00:01:11,653 --> 00:01:13,052 Why do you say that? 27 00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:16,610 You researched a lot of his publishings, I assumed so. 28 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,685 Oh. Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:18,893 --> 00:01:22,249 Anyway, evidently you were his favorite student. 30 00:01:24,093 --> 00:01:25,651 - Me? - Yeah. 31 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,650 - Really? - That's what his wife says. 32 00:01:28,613 --> 00:01:32,049 His wife? His wife said that? 33 00:01:32,253 --> 00:01:34,448 She asked if you could be a pallbearer. 34 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,402 Ally? 35 00:01:40,613 --> 00:01:41,841 Ally? 36 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:44,292 Seemed important to her. Yes? 37 00:01:49,533 --> 00:01:50,488 Okay. 38 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,083 Great. 39 00:01:57,613 --> 00:01:59,365 I've been down this road 40 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:02,371 The Affair 41 00:02:02,573 --> 00:02:06,122 Walking the line That's painted by pride 42 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,608 And I have made mistakes in my life 43 00:02:08,853 --> 00:02:12,528 That Ijust can't hide 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,727 Oh, I believe I am ready 45 00:02:15,973 --> 00:02:19,682 For what love has to bring 46 00:02:20,853 --> 00:02:24,084 I got myself together 47 00:02:24,773 --> 00:02:27,446 Now I'm ready to sing 48 00:02:27,693 --> 00:02:30,844 I've been searching my soul tonight 49 00:02:31,093 --> 00:02:34,403 I know there's so much more to life 50 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:38,365 Now I know I can shine a light 51 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:41,571 To find my way back home 52 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:46,250 Oh, baby, yeah 53 00:02:46,493 --> 00:02:47,972 Oh, yeah 54 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:56,489 We could drive up to Maine. The foliage is peaking. 55 00:02:56,733 --> 00:02:59,566 And this friend has this great place in Camden. 56 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,132 That sounds great. Good. 57 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,251 It's a crystal ball. 58 00:03:05,013 --> 00:03:06,207 It's beautiful. 59 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,484 I figured you'd like it. 60 00:03:08,693 --> 00:03:11,048 - Ally, are you okay? - What? 61 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,052 Well... 62 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,284 She has to bury a dead mentor. 63 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:18,491 Hard enough to grieve without the added pressure of lifting the coffin. 64 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:22,282 Could you guys both excuse me for a minute? 65 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:27,846 I have to go check on something and I'll be right back. 66 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:31,252 Maine sounds nice. 67 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:33,449 I like pretty leaves and... 68 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:36,648 Bye. 69 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:42,049 Are you into venture capital? 70 00:03:46,613 --> 00:03:47,523 What's up? 71 00:03:48,013 --> 00:03:49,765 Not Professor Dawson. He's dead. 72 00:03:49,973 --> 00:03:53,329 Oh, I heard. I didn't really know him too well. 73 00:03:54,653 --> 00:03:55,881 I did. 74 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,210 Oh, I'm sorry, Ally. 75 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,364 His wife wants me to be a pallbearer. 76 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:05,211 I guess you were close. 77 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,051 I slept with him. 78 00:04:08,893 --> 00:04:09,848 What was that again? 79 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:12,408 I had an affair with him 3rd year of law school. 80 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:19,409 You had an affair with Professor Dawson? 81 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,649 - Didn't you know he was-? - Married? 82 00:04:25,213 --> 00:04:26,612 You obviously knew this. 83 00:04:26,853 --> 00:04:30,368 Well, you said the marriage was over! 84 00:04:30,573 --> 00:04:33,963 Of course I knew he was married. I just didn't want to face it. 85 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:36,812 I couldn't think of myself as a home-wrecker. 86 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:39,402 And the idea of him being in the same bed as... 87 00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:40,483 So then what? 88 00:04:40,693 --> 00:04:44,083 I broke it off immediately, about five months later. 89 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:45,772 Ally. 90 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:47,323 Kids? 91 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:50,730 Of course not. Only two... Little ones. 92 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:56,770 I was in a monogamous relationship. I wasn't betraying anybody. 93 00:04:58,013 --> 00:05:00,686 You let me talk because you know hearing my words is punishment enough. 94 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,571 I know what you're doing. 95 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:07,884 How am I going to be a pallbearer? They want me to carry his body... 96 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,612 ...which brings up my whole... 97 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:11,724 ...death phobia, and I'll have to deal with that too. 98 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:15,243 I got to carry something dead. In a box. 99 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:18,490 I got to deal with two sure things in life: death and adultery! 100 00:05:18,733 --> 00:05:20,291 Stop letting me talk. 101 00:05:21,253 --> 00:05:23,642 When you jog, the face goes up and down. 102 00:05:23,853 --> 00:05:26,492 I don't really invest in infomercials. 103 00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:27,768 Is she okay? 104 00:05:28,013 --> 00:05:31,369 She's fine. She's always a little tickled by drama. 105 00:05:31,613 --> 00:05:34,650 In time, she'll look back at this day and want to relive it. 106 00:05:35,013 --> 00:05:36,446 - Hi. Elaine. - Hi. 107 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:40,487 It's not a good time, Georgia. Ally's in there having an upset. 108 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:43,452 - What now? - A dead professor. 109 00:05:44,493 --> 00:05:46,768 Excuse me. I'm looking for Ally McBeal. 110 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,563 I see. And you would be? 111 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:51,565 The dead professor's wife. 112 00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:53,252 Oh. 113 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,365 Forgive my bluntness. It's a device I use to cope. 114 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:59,044 Let me go get her for you. 115 00:05:59,253 --> 00:06:02,006 And I am very sorry for your loss. 116 00:06:02,253 --> 00:06:03,447 Thank you. 117 00:06:07,733 --> 00:06:09,769 - Door's closed. - They have knobs. 118 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:14,048 Billy, Georgia's waiting for you. And, Ally... 119 00:06:15,013 --> 00:06:16,844 ...Professor Dawson's wife is here. 120 00:06:17,973 --> 00:06:19,042 What? 121 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,686 She'd like to meet with you. 122 00:06:23,253 --> 00:06:24,811 Well, she knows I'm here? 123 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:27,208 Yes, I told her I would get you. 124 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,046 Okay. 125 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,048 Tell her I'll be right there. 126 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:35,051 Absolutely. 127 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:40,843 What do I do? 128 00:06:41,053 --> 00:06:42,406 She doesn't know about... 129 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:45,650 No! I don't think so. She knew he had an affair... 130 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:49,289 ...because they split up for a while, but she didn't know it was with me... 131 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:52,570 ...or maybe she does. That's why she's here, maybe with a weapon. 132 00:06:52,773 --> 00:06:54,252 She asked you to be a pallbearer. 133 00:06:54,493 --> 00:06:57,166 Obviously she doesn't know about you. 134 00:06:57,373 --> 00:07:00,843 Or some sort of sick revenge, making me carry him in a pine box. 135 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,850 Oh, God, she knows. 136 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:06,809 Ally, go see her. 137 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:10,050 Easy for you to say. You didn't do it with her husband! 138 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,844 Ally, hi! 139 00:07:22,253 --> 00:07:23,652 She's in your office. 140 00:07:23,853 --> 00:07:27,050 So, about the weekend, I'll just call or... 141 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,646 Mrs. Dawson. 142 00:07:46,453 --> 00:07:50,207 Hi. I'm so sorry about your loss. 143 00:07:50,693 --> 00:07:53,969 Thank you for taking the time to see me. 144 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,846 Don't be silly. 145 00:07:57,053 --> 00:07:58,850 I know you and my husband were close. 146 00:07:59,493 --> 00:08:01,643 He spoke of you so often. 147 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:05,131 Oh, well, he was a wonderful... 148 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,646 ...professor. 149 00:08:08,853 --> 00:08:10,047 Yeah. 150 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:14,246 And I know he was close with many of his students but... 151 00:08:14,813 --> 00:08:15,962 ...the way he spoke about you... 152 00:08:16,173 --> 00:08:17,606 Oh, my God. 153 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:21,093 - May I ask you a question? - Sure. 154 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,170 Just give me an honest answer. 155 00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:25,011 Okay. 156 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:28,684 Would you mind speaking at the funeral? 157 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:30,283 Excuse me? 158 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,371 It wouldn't seem right not to hear from a former student. 159 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,569 You seem like the natural choice. 160 00:08:37,693 --> 00:08:39,843 I, well... 161 00:08:40,093 --> 00:08:43,290 ...my voice doesn't carry great in large rooms... 162 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,808 ...and my throat, I've been feeling a polyp. 163 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:50,002 It would be important to him. And to me. 164 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,608 Okay. 165 00:08:54,813 --> 00:08:55,723 Sure. 166 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,446 Thank you. 167 00:08:57,813 --> 00:09:00,930 The wake is tonight, and the funeral service is tomorrow. 168 00:09:01,853 --> 00:09:02,888 Okay. 169 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:04,842 Thank you. 170 00:09:05,493 --> 00:09:06,642 Sure. 171 00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:27,931 This is Daddy's friend, Ally. 172 00:09:28,173 --> 00:09:30,323 - Hi, Cara. - She works with Daddy... 173 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:33,047 ...and is going to the zoo with us today. 174 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,282 Ally. 175 00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:41,403 You scared me. 176 00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:42,923 What happened? 177 00:09:43,173 --> 00:09:44,891 - She doesn't know. - That's good. 178 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:49,570 That's good except that she asked me to speak at the funeral. 179 00:09:49,773 --> 00:09:50,762 What? 180 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:53,248 As his favorite student. And I said, "Yes. " 181 00:09:53,453 --> 00:09:56,047 You're going to eulogize a man- 182 00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:58,932 I pulled some bio stuff on Professor Dawson. 183 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,283 It might help to be intimate for the eulogy. 184 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:04,123 Thank you, Elaine. 185 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,289 And Ronald Cheanie is on line 3. 186 00:10:06,493 --> 00:10:07,403 Tell him I'll call him back. 187 00:10:07,613 --> 00:10:10,332 His voice is taking on a perturbed quality. 188 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,888 Tell him I'll call him back. And excuse us, please. 189 00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:14,651 Certainly. 190 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:22,245 So, I guess if I can be an adulteress... 191 00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:24,250 ...it shouldn't be a stretch for me to get up and- 192 00:10:24,453 --> 00:10:27,650 You were close to him as a student. Just talk about that. 193 00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:30,163 I shouldn't work for you anymore. 194 00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:31,408 Why? 195 00:10:31,613 --> 00:10:33,843 Well, well, lately, it, it... 196 00:10:34,053 --> 00:10:35,850 ...doesn't seem... 197 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,881 ...it doesn't always feel like work. 198 00:10:40,093 --> 00:10:44,052 I have to think hard to even remember him as a professor. 199 00:10:44,613 --> 00:10:46,410 You never mentioned him before. 200 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,366 Yeah, I couldn't even admit it to myself. 201 00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:52,127 I haven't even told Renee yet, or anybody and- 202 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,927 Oh, God, please, you cannot tell a soul. 203 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,448 I won't. 204 00:10:56,653 --> 00:10:57,847 Okay. 205 00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:05,090 I wouldn't even have told you except I really needed somebody to... 206 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,649 Oh, God! How am I going to do this? 207 00:11:08,853 --> 00:11:11,765 The guy is going to be lying there in a casket. 208 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:16,251 Just breathe deep, don't talk too fast and you'll get through it. 209 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:19,201 Do you want me to come to this thing? 210 00:11:20,453 --> 00:11:21,363 Would you? 211 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:24,690 I had him for con law. Guess I could pay my respects. 212 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,405 All set for the big wake? 213 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,771 Ally, come here. 214 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:36,887 Tonight, try not to look at it as a negative. 215 00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:38,685 Don't look at it as a negative. 216 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:41,367 There'll be a lot of his former students, like a class reunion. 217 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,092 Instead of a punch bowl, there's a coffin. 218 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:46,126 Reunions allow the more successful graduates... 219 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,762 ...to inform the less successful they're less than. 220 00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:51,288 You and I? We're more than. Especially me. 221 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:54,650 I've got my own firm. I could possibly be the most. 222 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,886 My point is, life is all about attitude... 223 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,205 ...and tonight, just feel good about yourself. 224 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:04,007 That speech was a Fishism. 225 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,364 - No doubt. - Hug to get started? 226 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,972 Do you know how long I've thought about doing that? 227 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:35,291 Ally? Ally? 228 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:38,325 Do you want me to go with you? 229 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,728 No. No, no, no. 230 00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:44,090 Billy and Richard'll be there, and I'll be fine. 231 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,812 - I don't need... - Me? 232 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,167 - I know the back-story. - You do? 233 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:51,728 Who told? 234 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,123 You said you and Billy grew up together. 235 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,449 Oh, that back-story. 236 00:12:56,653 --> 00:13:00,282 Well, yeah, Billy had him as a professor and... 237 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:04,122 ...and I think that he could commiserate, or... 238 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,450 You're no longer a couple, but when you're about to hit bottom... 239 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,927 ...he's still the best cushion in town? 240 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,248 Something like that. 241 00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:15,849 I'm sorry. 242 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:19,045 That's okay. It's, you know... 243 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:23,048 But if you and I are gonna, you know... 244 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,883 ...progress... 245 00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:28,727 ...you're going to have to let me in. 246 00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:31,052 I know. 247 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,651 Wakes are so ghoulish. 248 00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:47,448 Tell me about it. Oh, God! It's an open casket. 249 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:50,924 A party for everybody to come and look at you dead! 250 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:53,448 An embalmer does your makeup. 251 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,290 - Are you okay? - Fine. 252 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,252 Breathe through your nose. Don't talk too fast. 253 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:00,203 Okay. 254 00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,883 I simply loved the man. The word is so overused these days but... 255 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,327 Thank you for coming, Richard. 256 00:14:05,813 --> 00:14:09,249 If not for him, I would not be where I am right now. 257 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,242 I'd be in a lounge smoking a Cohiba. 258 00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:18,323 Hi, Ally. 259 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,410 Hello. Oh, hello. 260 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:26,168 Hello. Thank you for coming. So many people came. It's wonderful. 261 00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:28,728 He was wonderful. It's a wonderful night. 262 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:31,882 How are you holding up? 263 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,244 It's all a blur. 264 00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:38,611 I spoke to the minister, and he'll call you up after one of the songs. 265 00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:39,803 Tonight? 266 00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:43,930 No, no. Tomorrow, at the funeral. 267 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,448 - Right. Fine. Good. - Slow. 268 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,373 I feel like I might fall. 269 00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:55,411 - You don't have to if- - No, I do. I do. 270 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,972 I have to stay with my family. 271 00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,044 I can't walk out on them. 272 00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,290 Yeah, yeah. 273 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:34,243 This is just a thing, James. It was a thing, I guess. 274 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:35,767 No, Ally. 275 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,371 You're the person I've always dreamed of. 276 00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:40,966 All my life. 277 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:45,448 I just didn't wait long enough. 278 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,683 Whoever I'll end up with... 279 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,891 ...assuming I end up with anybody, I cheated on him too. 280 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,442 - How do you cheat on a stranger? - Easy. 281 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:35,645 Whoever I marry deserves somebody who values fidelity. 282 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:37,246 Obviously more than I do. 283 00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:40,849 If you didn't value it, you wouldn't beat yourself up about it. 284 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,681 Hey. 285 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,966 That's too much sex, Georgia. I'm too old. 286 00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:53,488 Yeah, you felt old. 287 00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:58,682 First, when we go to bed. Then you wake me up at 3. 288 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,446 And now again. 289 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,246 What's the matter? 290 00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:04,445 Statistically... 291 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:09,249 ...most married couples make love 3.2 times a month. 292 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,122 I just wanted to get October over with. 293 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,006 No, really. What's the matter? 294 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,845 Your libido sometimes goes lock-step with your insecurity. 295 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:22,691 I am not complaining. 296 00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:26,044 Part of me would like to keep you insecure forever. 297 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:27,647 But only part of me. 298 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,607 Have you been reading that Venus book again? 299 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,241 Maybe. 300 00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:49,572 Katherine Dawson is here to discuss the funeral. 301 00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,246 Mine? 302 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:55,242 She has been waiting since 8:30. 303 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:57,802 Okay. Lie, just lie. 304 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,045 Hi, Katherine. 305 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,166 I'm sorry to intrude, but- 306 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:13,003 That's okay. I thought the wake went very well. 307 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,571 Don't you think? 308 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,851 It was you. 309 00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,283 What? 310 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:27,408 My husband left me briefly for another woman a few years ago. 311 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,852 I always thought it was a member of the faculty. But... 312 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,046 ...it was you. 313 00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:36,244 Well, what... 314 00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:39,451 ...what makes you think that? 315 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,042 My daughter remembers that day at the zoo. 316 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,683 James wasn't a womanizer. He wouldn't stray... 317 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:49,924 ...unless it was for something special. 318 00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:55,248 Well, as, as accusations go, at least that's a flattering one. 319 00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:57,131 Where the hell is Elaine when I need her? 320 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,405 You're the kind of woman he'd fall in love with. 321 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,731 The way he used to speak about you. 322 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,847 How could I be so blind? 323 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,484 It was right there in front of me. 324 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,171 We went on a couple of dates. 325 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:19,371 It was a little thing. Small. 326 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,846 Did he love you? 327 00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:26,444 I never meant to fall in love with you. 328 00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:28,212 I don't know. 329 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,045 Did you love him? 330 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:33,452 A little. 331 00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,683 - She's in there? - I'm not sure what's going on... 332 00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:38,844 - ... but I can feel it's good. - Should I go in? 333 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,283 - What's up? - The professor's wife is with Ally... 334 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,843 ...and whatever they're talking about, it's not about his makeup. 335 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,442 Maybe it's for the eulogy. 336 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,923 I've actually been hoping I'd meet you. 337 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,044 For a long time. 338 00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:55,288 Oh? 339 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:58,485 - Why? - Because I never knew what happened. 340 00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:02,851 For me it was like this big black hole... 341 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,972 All of a sudden, he wasn't there. 342 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,528 It was a tragedy that I met you. 343 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:12,642 I maybe had some chance of convincing myself that... 344 00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,491 ...I was happy with my wife. 345 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:20,242 But meeting you, it's a tragedy. 346 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:23,606 - What did he say? - He wouldn't talk about it. 347 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,682 He just said... 348 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:30,643 ..."I'm back, and it hurts too much to talk about why I was gone. " 349 00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:34,451 I figured someday we would talk about it... 350 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,446 ...and then he died. 351 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,448 Where the hell is Elaine? 352 00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:43,322 Do you really want to talk about this? 353 00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:45,963 No. But I need to. 354 00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:48,051 Look, Ally... 355 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,652 ...for me... 356 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:54,646 ...the problem is, the man that I knew, he... 357 00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,163 But then again, maybe that's my problem. 358 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:01,769 Did I know him? Maybe I never really knew him. 359 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,846 Look, you don't have to tell me anything. 360 00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:07,853 It's just that I'm left here... 361 00:21:08,093 --> 00:21:11,449 ...holding nothing but my memories. 362 00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:14,481 I don't even know if my memories are true. 363 00:21:15,453 --> 00:21:17,330 I'll- I'll um- 364 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,649 I'll be right back. 365 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:24,368 She knows. 366 00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,246 She does? 367 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:30,368 She's waiting back there for me in my office. 368 00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:31,887 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 369 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:35,443 Yeah. She's wondering whether she ever even really knew him. 370 00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:38,565 And I could tell her that it was just sex... 371 00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:42,126 ...because that would lessen the betrayal for her but... 372 00:21:43,573 --> 00:21:44,483 But? 373 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:50,648 But I think she's clinging on to the idea that he was a good man. 374 00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:52,161 Which he was. 375 00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:57,441 And sex, I mean, a cheap affair, that cheapens him. 376 00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:01,681 I'm not sure she wouldn't rather hear we were just in love... 377 00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:04,242 ...because as painful as it is... 378 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:08,048 ...it doesn't destroy her idea of who she thought he was. 379 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,642 Does this make any sense? 380 00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:15,886 What's the truth? 381 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,652 The truth? 382 00:22:20,613 --> 00:22:24,845 That the biggest tragedy of his life was not spending it with me. 383 00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:32,924 You can't tell her that, Ally. You cannot tell her that. 384 00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,846 And what it does is holds the skin in place. 385 00:22:48,053 --> 00:22:50,044 Next to aging and sun exposure, jogging- 386 00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:51,248 Isn't this fabulous? 387 00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:56,404 Medical studies do show that jogging causes wrinkles and... 388 00:22:56,613 --> 00:23:00,891 ...people run to preserve their youth and it makes them look old. 389 00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:05,763 And if you treat this mask with a moisturizer, it could even be better. 390 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,291 I never thought of that. Maybe Retin-A. 391 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,842 Elaine, will you excuse us for a minute? 392 00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:13,128 Certainly. 393 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:18,048 Retin-A. I wonder if you could time-release that. 394 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,252 So... 395 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:27,046 ...where did we leave off? 396 00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:31,965 You were going to give me a clue as to why my husband betrayed me. 397 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,647 Yes. 398 00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:35,724 That, well... 399 00:23:37,053 --> 00:23:40,170 Your husband and, you know... 400 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:42,646 - You? - Me. 401 00:23:42,893 --> 00:23:44,246 Yes. 402 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,131 I wish I could say it was just some midlife crisis. 403 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:51,166 It was just a midlife crisis. 404 00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:54,207 I wish I could say I was... 405 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,808 Being sophomoric one last time. 406 00:23:57,093 --> 00:23:58,572 But it's not that. 407 00:23:58,893 --> 00:24:00,326 That's all it was. 408 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,482 I love you. 409 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:05,805 He loved you. 410 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,492 If I didn't have any kids... 411 00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:10,287 You were all that ever mattered to him. 412 00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:13,810 Ally, I have two children... 413 00:24:14,213 --> 00:24:15,931 ...who need me to be there. 414 00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:19,045 He loved you. 415 00:24:22,013 --> 00:24:23,446 Well... 416 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,886 I think... 417 00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,685 God, I... 418 00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:32,892 I had hoped there would be some explanation... 419 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,851 ...that'd take away some of the... 420 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,402 I'm sorry. 421 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,451 Look... 422 00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:46,166 ...under the circumstances, maybe you shouldn't speak at the funeral. 423 00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:52,124 Maybe I know that he's been cheating 424 00:24:52,373 --> 00:24:55,570 Maybe I know that he's been untrue 425 00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:58,845 But what can I do 426 00:24:59,093 --> 00:25:02,529 Those things are so disgusting. They also can cause cancer. 427 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,323 - Why do you smoke them? - We look good doing it. 428 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:08,127 They're expensive and people know it. Do you think she'll plug the firm? 429 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,169 Sorry? 430 00:25:09,413 --> 00:25:10,926 Ally, in the eulogy. Think she'll plug it? 431 00:25:11,453 --> 00:25:12,681 Not right off. 432 00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,081 Do you think she likes me? 433 00:25:15,733 --> 00:25:17,291 Not as a man but as a human being? 434 00:25:17,973 --> 00:25:18,883 How could she not? 435 00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:22,881 Sometimes I toss jewel Fishisms her way, she just stares back with blanks. 436 00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:26,529 She gets thrown by profundity sometimes. 437 00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:31,727 I'll go change my suit. Let's meet in half an hour. 438 00:25:31,973 --> 00:25:34,441 - We can all go together. Good idea. 439 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:37,852 So... 440 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:41,131 - ... will we ever talk about it? - About what? 441 00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:46,448 About you being so hot by night and so cold by day. 442 00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:52,043 It's just a little odd... 443 00:25:52,493 --> 00:25:56,088 ...how Ally keeps going into your office and pouring out... 444 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,244 ...whatever it is she's pouring out. 445 00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,406 I know. She just has stuff going on. 446 00:26:02,013 --> 00:26:02,923 Like what? 447 00:26:03,613 --> 00:26:08,368 Well, I kind of promised her it'd be confidential. 448 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:10,848 I'm your wife. 449 00:26:13,893 --> 00:26:18,364 Isn't the theory that husbands and wives tell each other everything? 450 00:26:18,573 --> 00:26:21,724 Yes, but I did promise her on this. 451 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,847 Whatever I add up to... 452 00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:35,492 ...I'm not her, am I? 453 00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:38,885 Whatever she adds up to, she's not you. 454 00:26:40,613 --> 00:26:44,049 I've never been happier being anything... 455 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,046 ...than your husband. 456 00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:51,642 I know everything's great between us now. 457 00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:57,122 But you got to figure over the course we'll hit a few bumps. 458 00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,249 I'm just nervous about Ally being in the next room when that happens. 459 00:27:02,653 --> 00:27:05,008 Do you really doubt how much I love you? 460 00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:09,052 No. 461 00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:16,091 I know that he's been cheating 462 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,403 Maybe I know that 463 00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:20,849 he's been untrue 464 00:27:31,973 --> 00:27:33,645 I can go with you. 465 00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:36,521 It's okay. 466 00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:39,531 We're all going to... 467 00:27:40,013 --> 00:27:42,732 ...meet back at the... 468 00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:48,331 You know, Ally... 469 00:27:48,573 --> 00:27:52,327 ...you're not the first woman to have an affair with a married man. 470 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,522 Somehow that doesn't make me feel better. 471 00:27:57,733 --> 00:28:00,327 What I did was worse than what he did. 472 00:28:00,573 --> 00:28:03,087 He was the one with the family. 473 00:28:03,293 --> 00:28:06,046 Yeah. He took a risk. 474 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,727 And me, I didn't even think about it. 475 00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:10,532 He had a wife... 476 00:28:10,733 --> 00:28:12,132 ...kids. 477 00:28:12,573 --> 00:28:13,847 I didn't give it a thought. 478 00:28:14,213 --> 00:28:15,362 The marriage was over. 479 00:28:15,613 --> 00:28:17,968 But it wasn't over. He stayed with her. 480 00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:20,932 It was never really over. 481 00:28:22,293 --> 00:28:24,249 It may have been close, but it... 482 00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:26,404 ...it wasn't over when I got in there. 483 00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:31,527 I put pain in that house, Renee. 484 00:28:31,973 --> 00:28:33,326 Anger. 485 00:28:35,693 --> 00:28:40,130 Those kids lost their dad for a while because of me. 486 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:44,530 And the little girl at the... 487 00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:46,526 ...zoo... 488 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:52,125 If a child can't trust her parents to love each other or to be honest... 489 00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,924 I didn't even give that a thought. 490 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,324 I stayed late on account of the funeral. 491 00:29:08,533 --> 00:29:11,286 I know how things can slip through the cracks during times of wallow. 492 00:29:11,693 --> 00:29:13,092 You're a godsend. 493 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:17,206 I know how you hate to walk into your office and be surprised. 494 00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:18,846 Who? The widow? 495 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:21,810 - Georgia? - Cheanie. 496 00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:24,244 You told him I was coming back? 497 00:29:24,613 --> 00:29:25,682 I did. 498 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:28,927 Ronny? 499 00:29:33,133 --> 00:29:35,124 - Can we talk about it? - About what? 500 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:38,044 Come on, Ally. Something's... 501 00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:40,523 You go behind closed doors with Billy, it may be innocent... 502 00:29:40,773 --> 00:29:45,130 ...but to go into a relationship being confused isn't my favorite way. 503 00:29:46,013 --> 00:29:47,412 - Are you two-? - No! 504 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:48,648 Then what? 505 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,931 I had an affair with the dead professor. 506 00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:59,684 I was conflicted about being the keynote speaker at his funeral and... 507 00:29:59,893 --> 00:30:03,169 ...the widow needed to know whether it was a sex thing... 508 00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:05,489 ...or a love thing. 509 00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:09,129 And the truth seemed brutal, and I'm not a good liar. 510 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:12,166 And so I've been going behind closed doors with Billy... 511 00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,369 ...to confess and get his advice. 512 00:30:14,893 --> 00:30:16,451 An affair with your professor? 513 00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:20,532 I knew you'd get stuck on that. Did you not hear the rest? 514 00:30:20,773 --> 00:30:24,288 Why didn't you come to me to confess or for advice? 515 00:30:25,933 --> 00:30:29,892 I don't know. I didn't think we were quite ready for that. 516 00:30:30,213 --> 00:30:31,532 Well... 517 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:36,522 I think you're right. 518 00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:37,768 I know that tone. 519 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,243 Look, I'm still interested. 520 00:30:41,453 --> 00:30:42,727 I still... 521 00:30:43,213 --> 00:30:46,728 I'll change "overmatched" to just "over my head. " 522 00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:48,889 The last few days have hardly been typical. 523 00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:50,765 Oh, but they have. 524 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,928 The next high-wire act comes tomorrow. We just don't know what it'll be yet. 525 00:30:56,333 --> 00:31:00,008 Even if I was mature enough to handle this Billy thing, I don't want to. 526 00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:01,009 I don't want to be. 527 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:03,641 I like being jealous, possessive. 528 00:31:03,853 --> 00:31:07,448 Just give me a couple more days. Can you do that? 529 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:11,289 No. 530 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:17,326 I realize it's probably my loss. But... 531 00:31:17,933 --> 00:31:20,731 ...there are just some victories... 532 00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:24,323 ...I'm not equipped to handle. 533 00:31:41,813 --> 00:31:45,249 We're all going to a funeral. Join us. It will be fun. 534 00:31:45,453 --> 00:31:46,932 Rain check. 535 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,127 - Is it Ally? - He just dumped her. 536 00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,325 Ally, is it true? You and Cheanie? 537 00:32:01,413 --> 00:32:04,530 I'll try to convince him not to fire the whole firm. 538 00:32:10,613 --> 00:32:12,524 It's been a hard two days. 539 00:32:13,213 --> 00:32:14,771 You lost a professor you were close to. 540 00:32:14,973 --> 00:32:18,329 Katherine told me how close. That gave me a jump. 541 00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:22,848 One of the keys to life... The fast-forward. 542 00:32:23,093 --> 00:32:26,483 Every movie has its lousy parts. The trick is to fast-forward through them. 543 00:32:26,693 --> 00:32:30,572 As time passes, you'll look back and say, "Oh, that little adultery thing. " 544 00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:33,442 You fast-forward to then right now. And you're over it. 545 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,328 Fast-forward? 546 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:36,966 It's the Fish way. 547 00:32:37,813 --> 00:32:39,610 That's your best one yet. 548 00:32:39,813 --> 00:32:42,122 Is it? Well... 549 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:45,372 Glory be to the Father 550 00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:48,332 And to the Son 551 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:52,924 And to the Holy Ghost. 552 00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:57,046 As it was in the beginning 553 00:32:57,253 --> 00:33:00,370 Is now and ever shall be. 554 00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:03,242 World without end. 555 00:33:03,493 --> 00:33:05,370 Amen. 556 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:07,928 Amen. 557 00:33:20,973 --> 00:33:24,966 We tend to judge people by the last chapter. 558 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:28,330 Like the defining part of a man's life... 559 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:31,445 ...is where had he come to by the end. 560 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,290 And it would be easy to do that here, wouldn't it? 561 00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:38,923 James Dawson was a successful professor... 562 00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:43,729 ...a wonderfully loving father and husband. 563 00:33:44,293 --> 00:33:45,521 But don't do that. 564 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:50,164 Think of James yesterday as well as today. 565 00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:54,964 Think of what he might have been doing, say, 4 years ago. 566 00:33:56,213 --> 00:33:58,886 There's a whole life there. 567 00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:03,964 He didn't just love his family. He loved others. 568 00:34:06,493 --> 00:34:08,404 It was once said to me... 569 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:13,164 ..."One true measure of a person is how much pain he or she causes others. " 570 00:34:13,373 --> 00:34:15,807 Because it occurs to me... 571 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:20,131 ...that one can cause pain, enormous pain... 572 00:34:20,373 --> 00:34:22,523 ...simply by leaving. 573 00:34:23,093 --> 00:34:26,529 We hurt because he's gone. 574 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:30,530 Before we continue on to our next hymn... 575 00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:34,163 ...we shall hear from one of James' former students... 576 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,408 ...Ms. Ally McBeal. 577 00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:39,886 Ms. McBeal? 578 00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:41,722 - What do I do? - Go. 579 00:34:41,933 --> 00:34:43,491 - How can I go? - Go. 580 00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:47,205 Ms. McBeal? 581 00:34:56,013 --> 00:35:00,291 I'm terribly sorry, but Ms. McBeal has been canceled. 582 00:35:00,493 --> 00:35:03,929 They said she was suddenly unavailable. 583 00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:08,127 Oh, it appears she is available. 584 00:35:09,213 --> 00:35:10,202 We'd be delighted. 585 00:35:10,813 --> 00:35:12,132 Plug the firm. 586 00:35:37,893 --> 00:35:39,326 Well... 587 00:35:40,213 --> 00:35:41,532 ...the... 588 00:35:42,213 --> 00:35:45,922 ...thing about funerals... 589 00:35:46,493 --> 00:35:48,927 ...the guest of honor is always dead. 590 00:35:53,213 --> 00:35:54,726 And... 591 00:35:56,373 --> 00:35:59,843 ...we hear people talk about the deceased and... 592 00:36:00,093 --> 00:36:02,812 ...then we hear all these things we never knew and we think... 593 00:36:03,053 --> 00:36:07,524 ..."Oh, I wish I had known that. " Or, "I wish I had known him better. " 594 00:36:07,773 --> 00:36:11,322 And we think, "Maybe that person up there is just saying nice things"... 595 00:36:11,573 --> 00:36:14,212 ...because, of course, you have to. You can't be at a funeral... 596 00:36:14,453 --> 00:36:17,923 ...and say something not nice. You have to say something good. 597 00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:20,886 There's that story about the terrible... 598 00:36:21,293 --> 00:36:24,524 ...awful man who died and nobody could say anything nice about him... 599 00:36:24,773 --> 00:36:28,732 ...until finally somebody got up and said, "His brother was worse. " 600 00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,686 That... 601 00:36:34,173 --> 00:36:37,722 That story doesn't apply here, does it? 602 00:36:37,973 --> 00:36:41,090 And, but what my point is... 603 00:36:41,293 --> 00:36:44,330 ...is, lost, this. 604 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,722 You... 605 00:36:48,093 --> 00:36:49,321 ...hear... 606 00:36:49,573 --> 00:36:53,327 ...all the things that we've heard about James Dawson and... 607 00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,726 ...they're all true. 608 00:36:59,413 --> 00:37:03,531 Sometimes you think you know a person, and then you're not sure... 609 00:37:04,413 --> 00:37:07,325 ...but with James, you really did... 610 00:37:07,773 --> 00:37:09,126 ...know him. 611 00:37:09,613 --> 00:37:13,367 And he is everything the canned funeral book words say he is. 612 00:37:13,573 --> 00:37:14,369 Sorry. 613 00:37:15,893 --> 00:37:20,171 And he was all the professor... 614 00:37:20,413 --> 00:37:23,405 ...and the good soul and the charitable. 615 00:37:23,653 --> 00:37:26,725 He was everything that we're hearing, but... 616 00:37:27,493 --> 00:37:29,324 ...mostly... 617 00:37:31,173 --> 00:37:34,927 ...mostly he was a man hugely devoted to his family... 618 00:37:35,613 --> 00:37:39,526 ...his daughters, his wife... 619 00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:42,125 ...and... 620 00:37:43,373 --> 00:37:46,729 ...I think in the end that's how he would have liked it to be said. 621 00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:49,726 He... 622 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,927 ...he loved his wife and kids... 623 00:37:53,133 --> 00:37:54,930 ...more than life itself. 624 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:57,727 And that's something. 625 00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:02,729 A good father and a good husband, a good man and... 626 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:06,926 We don't get to say that very often about people these days. 627 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,802 You thought you really knew him? 628 00:38:13,093 --> 00:38:14,731 And you did. 629 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,131 Go with Granny and Grandpa. I'll meet you in the car. 630 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:31,527 Ally. 631 00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:35,685 Thank you for your kind words. 632 00:38:35,893 --> 00:38:37,770 Oh. 633 00:38:37,973 --> 00:38:39,611 Well, he meant a lot to me. 634 00:38:41,213 --> 00:38:42,441 I mean... 635 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:45,332 I know. 636 00:38:54,453 --> 00:38:55,408 Hey. 637 00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:56,932 Good speech. 638 00:38:57,133 --> 00:39:00,603 Yeah, right. What are you doing here? It's almost midnight. 639 00:39:01,093 --> 00:39:02,731 Just checking on you. 640 00:39:04,053 --> 00:39:05,327 Oh, well, um... 641 00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:06,888 Well, I'm fine. 642 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:10,846 How did you know I was here? 643 00:39:11,053 --> 00:39:13,726 You usually work through things with work. 644 00:39:13,973 --> 00:39:16,885 And I didn't figure you'd be with Cheanie. I'm sorry about that. 645 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:18,890 Oh, hey, for the best. 646 00:39:19,093 --> 00:39:20,606 - Really? - There were so many ways... 647 00:39:20,813 --> 00:39:22,565 ...he just wasn't you. Right. 648 00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:27,323 Wasn't right. 649 00:39:32,573 --> 00:39:34,325 Anyway... 650 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,965 ...thanks for checking on me. 651 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:38,447 Sure. 652 00:39:44,613 --> 00:39:47,332 You remember when you thought you flunked Property... 653 00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:50,923 ...and the stereo was broken and we just pretended to hear music... 654 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:53,727 ...because you said you needed to dance? 655 00:39:53,973 --> 00:39:56,726 Yeah. What was that? That was... 656 00:39:56,933 --> 00:39:59,367 ...a Johnny Mathis song. The one about the pyramids. 657 00:39:59,573 --> 00:40:02,246 Yeah. I think you could use one dance. 658 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:03,729 Yeah, right. 659 00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:07,721 - It always made you smile. - My smiling license's been suspended. 660 00:40:07,933 --> 00:40:11,448 One dance. Goes no further. Remember the song? 661 00:40:11,693 --> 00:40:13,923 - No. - You do too. 662 00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:21,926 See the pyramids along the sand 663 00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:23,322 - Wall. - It was sand. 664 00:40:23,573 --> 00:40:24,847 - Wall. - It was sand. 665 00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:26,731 It was wall. 666 00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:34,924 See the pyramids along the Nile. 667 00:40:35,373 --> 00:40:40,891 Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle 668 00:40:42,213 --> 00:40:48,004 Just remember during all the while 669 00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:53,012 You belong to me 670 00:41:27,893 --> 00:41:28,928 You stinker! 671 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:30,929 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 48779

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