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Well, it's only toothpaste.
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Kate, Willie, you
can come out now.
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Be right there.
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Cut, cut, cut....
what's going on here?
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The lyric's too complicated?
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Happy anniversary.
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Well, Alf this is all very nice,
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Yes, thank you,
but the only problem is...
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Problems, shmoblems...
sit down and relax.
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The old Alfer's
doing it all tonight.
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The cooking, the serving,
the cleaning...
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ofcourse, once you two get in to the
bedroom, you're on your own.
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Wink, wink,
nudge, nudge.
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What's going on?
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It looks like the old Alfer is throwing us a
surprise anniversary party.
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Just a little informal nothing.
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Lobster pate?
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I thought you two are
going out tonight?
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What?
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Well, Alf that's what we've been
trying to tell you.
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We have plans. We're going out
to see "Nicholas Nickleby."
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And the tickets were
very hard to get.
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We appreciate all the
trouble you've gone to.
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I mean, cutting roses so they
look like radishes.
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And making pate.
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And very good pate, too.
What's in it?
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Let me guess...
there's lobster, there's sour cream,
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But there's something else.
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That's it.
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The fluorescent kind.
I wanted it to be special.
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You're realy going?
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Listen, we'll be back right after the play.
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Yeah, Eight hours of dickens?
Take a pillow.
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I saw it on PBS.
It's unwatchable.
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And the guy who plays
Wackford squares...
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sounds like he's from Brooklyn!
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And I'll tell you another thing...
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Guess who Smike's father
turns out to be?
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Ralph Nickleby! Ha!
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Have a good time.
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Yo, Lucky, you busy?
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Feel like shooting the breeze?
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Probably on the phone
with his friends.
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I'm dr. Lory Schrock and we're back
with Jody on the line.
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- Are you still there?
- I'm here dr. Shrock.
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Jody, what are you think is the
cause of your loneliness?
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Well, for one thing, Los Angeles
seems so overwhelming.
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Moving here was like moving
to a different planet.
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I can relate.
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I'm just so afraid of rejection.
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People react funny when they
found out I'm not like them.
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I can relate to that, too.
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Sometimes you have to risk being hurt
if you want things to change.
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Put yourself out there Jody.
You'll find a friend.
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Hey, Jody, you like redheads?
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Thanks for listening, dr. Schrock.
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Sometimes it's important just to
hava a caring person to talk...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
stay on the line for a second,
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We have a pass to
magic mountain for you.
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Our number once again is 555-4455.
We'll be right back after these messages.
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555-4455.
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Hello, hi, hi this is Alf.
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Yeah, let me speak to Jody.
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Jody... that emotional basket case
that was talking a minute ago.
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Why not?
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Well, can you give her my number?
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Yeah, it's 555-8531.
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Tell her she'll found a friend.
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Found a friend... wish i had one.
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is Alf.
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Oh, Jody?
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Nice of you to call.
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Hold on a second.
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Jody...
what's up babe?
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The shot is up...
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and it's good!
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3 points.
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Alf, in polite societies one doesn't cut
one's toenails in the living room.
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Why not?
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Because it causes one
to barf up one's dinner.
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Go on.
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Just don't do it.
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Fine.
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Oh hey, get that, will you?
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It's probably Jody.
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If it's Jody,
why don't you get it.
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What if it isn't?
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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It's jody.
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- Who?
- Jody.
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I know, I just like to hear
the sound of her name.
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Who is it?
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It's Jody!
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I'm sorry. It's just
this "Jody business".
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Oh, I know it's getting a
little out of hand.
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Yeah, hold on a second Jodester.
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Could you all step out on
the porch for a few minutes?
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I'd like some privacy.
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Why don't you use the
kitchen phone.
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No problem. Just hang up
when I tell you.
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I don't know about this.
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This is the 3rd time
they've spoken today.
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I think it's nice that Alf
has a friend outside the family.
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Hang up! Now!
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I just wonder where is this
relationship going to lead?
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Who sais it have to lead anywhere?
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Is Alf gona get married?
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No he's not... why?
Have you heard something?
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Oh, don't worry about it, Jodester,
it's just a gravy boat.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Nobody walk barefoot
in the kitchen.
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How's the Jodester?
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Terrific. We have
so much in common.
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We both love cats.
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Ff course, I like mine
with a side of fries.
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Ops. Love has
made me a klutz.
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Alf, you know... we're all realy
happy that you found a friend
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outside the family...
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Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.
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Meet her?
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Didn't i tell you?
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We have a date tomorrow.
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A date?
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Alf, you can't go out
on a date.
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Why not?
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Have you looked in a
mirror lately?
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No, mine's broken.
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Oh, by the way, don't walk barefoot
in the laundry room, either.
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Alf, if you go out with Jody...
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someone will see you.
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No, they won't.
I'm going to Jody's place.
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But Jody will see you.
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That's where I lucked out.
Jody's blind.
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Blind?
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Blind.
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Alf...
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You can't go out with her.
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Because she's blind?
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Yeah, mom, because
she's blind?
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This has nothing to do
with her being sightless.
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Say the word, Kate.
She's blind!
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Her blindness
isn't the problem.
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Then what is the problem?
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Yeah, mom,what do you have
against the Jodester?
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Brian, don't you have
some homework to do?
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- It can wait.
- No, it can't.
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Yes, mom.
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Alf, we don't have anything
against Jody...
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- Great. Can i borrow the car?
- No.
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I won't let Jody drive.
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What happens when Jody
starts asking questions?
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Like where you came from?
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She already knows.
Cincinnati.
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Cincinnati?
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What else did you tell her?
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Everything...
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I told her about my business,
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wholesale band equipment;
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and my 2 lovely children.
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Your children?
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The twins.
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From my brief marriage
to Cathy Rigby.
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Alf I think it was wrong
to lie to her.
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I know, but
what else could I do?
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But eventually, Jody's
gona learn the truth.
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Not if Cathy Rigby
keeps her mouth shut.
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Alf, seeing jody at all...
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is much too dangerous.
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You know it,
and we know it.
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So, uh...
what you're saying is...
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I can't have any friends.
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Alf you have lots of friends.
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I'm your friend.
Brian's your friend.
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I'm your friend.
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See, you have lots
of friends...
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including me.
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Just no friends
outside the family.
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If you need me,
I'll be in my room.
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Alone again, naturally.
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I'd clean it up,
but I'm too depressed.
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Well, mr. Ginzburg,
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I guess it's just you and me.
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What do you want to do?
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Sing?
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Play charades?
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Go to a sock hop?
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Oh, no. I've killed my only friend.
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Hey, Alf...
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
What?
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Alf, how would you like
to go outside...
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and throw out the old frisbee?
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The old what?
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The old frisbee.
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Here, i'll show you how it goes.
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Guess I'm not in the mood.
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We're just trying
to cheer you up.
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I don't need cheering up.
I'm happy.
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I've got my cot,
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my washer/dryer combo,
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and I'm talking to socks.
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Okay.
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if you want to play,
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we'll be right outside.
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Fine. Brian, better
wear a face mask.
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I'll be right out.
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Alf...
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I hate seeing you like this.
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I hate to be like this.
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I feel like streeeky Mcintosh.
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Streeeky who?
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Mcintosh.
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Back on Melmac...
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we were orbit
guards together.
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He didn't have
any friends either.
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Of course,
he was obnoxious.
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Am I obnoxious?
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No, Alf, you're not.
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Good.
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iI'm sure things will get better.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're not the one who just both a
one-way ticket to Lonely-ville.
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No...
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but i do understand.
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dr. Schrock says we
should take risks,
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but... how can i take a risk
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when there's no one
to take a risk with?
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I'll help you.
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You'll what?
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I'll help you take that risk.
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Where's the styling mousse?
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Bottom shelf.
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Talcum powder?
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Under the sink.
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Mouthwash?
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In the medicine cabinet.
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Mop?
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Never mind. Let's go.
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Nobody walk
barefoot in the bathroom.
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Come on.
We're gona be late.
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How do i look?
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Like a real hunk.
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A hunk of what?
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Come on.
We have to go.
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No really, a hunk of what?
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Okay, the coast is clear.
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Come on!
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I thought she lived alone.
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How come she has
all these rooms?
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This is where Jody lives.
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Ih, I still think I should have
brought her something, you know.
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Some flowers,
some candy...
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a rambo doll.
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Alf you don't have to
bring her anything.
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You mean you gals don't
care about those sort of things?
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We care a lot,
but it's too late.
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Maybe not. Let me see what's
Willie got in this coat?
260
00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:35,868
Oh my gosh, it's
somebodies hand!
261
00:13:37,477 --> 00:13:38,184
It's a glove.
262
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,934
I'll be back at
9 o'clock, sharp.
263
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,968
Nine, right.
264
00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,022
- Sharp!
- Sharp.
265
00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:45,997
What ever you do...
266
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,367
don't let her know
you're an alien.
267
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:49,734
Alright already!
268
00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:51,334
Okay, bye.
269
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,601
Bye.
270
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,300
Nine sharp.
Not an alien.
271
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,767
Nine sharp.
Not an alien.
272
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,033
Who is it?
273
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,567
Not an alien.
I mean, oh... it's Alf!
274
00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:00,734
It's me.
275
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:04,000
Alf, hi! I'm Jody.
276
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,968
It's a pleasure to meet you.
277
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,701
Oh, please, you don't
have to bow.
278
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,100
Hey, nice place you have here.
279
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,634
In case you were wondering.
280
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:19,968
Thank you.
281
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,133
I decorated it myself.
282
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,801
In case you were wondering.
283
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:26,267
Shall we sit down?
284
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:28,467
Oh, good idea. There's a
chair in front of you.
285
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,234
I wondered what that was.
286
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,801
Would you like some
shrimp hors d'oeuvres?
287
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,456
Shrimp or what?
288
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,940
Hors d'oeuvres.
289
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,712
It's a tough choice.
290
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,167
I'll go with the shrimp.
291
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,000
I get it,
shrimp or deuvres!
292
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,634
Cat hairs.
293
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,634
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
294
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:04,767
I thought I got them all.
295
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,467
Persian...'78.
296
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,934
Could be a '79.
297
00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:15,200
You'll probably be
covered with hair,
298
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:17,000
by the time
you leave.
299
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,467
Oh, hey, I'm used to it.
300
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:19,934
Oh, tasty vittles!
301
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,667
Oh, good. Well I was worried
you wouldn't like it.
302
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,291
Nowadays you don't know what to make.
303
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,051
You never know what
people would eat.
304
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:31,936
Some people won't eat red meat,
some won't eat sugar,
305
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:33,567
some won't eat fried foods
or derry products.
306
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:40,367
Thanks, they
were delicious!
307
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:42,400
There you go.
308
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,501
Were?
309
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:47,767
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
310
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,300
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want some?
311
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,667
Actualy, I'm too nervous
to eat.
312
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,234
I eat when I'm nervous.
313
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,400
You're nervous too?
314
00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,100
Of course, I also eat when
I'm not nervous.
315
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,701
I eat when I'm depressed.
316
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,033
I eat when I'm bored.
317
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,234
I eat when I'm lonely.
318
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,834
I eat all the time.
319
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:07,534
I'm a little over weight.
320
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:08,601
I'm short.
321
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,300
I'm blind.
322
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,334
You win!
323
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,467
How about some music?
324
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:15,801
The stereo is to your right.
325
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:17,868
Thanks. If you hadn't
said anything,
326
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,567
I might have
played the lamp.
327
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,234
What would you
like to hear?
328
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:26,601
Oh, anything by the Archies
or the Partridge family.
329
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,934
I don't have any of those.
330
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,968
Well then, just stick on
anything by the Chipmunks.
331
00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:35,234
Alf!
332
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,033
- There's someone calling you.
- Where?
333
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,834
Alf, I'm blind,
but I'm not deaf.
334
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:41,467
Alf, come on!
335
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,501
It's Cathy Rigby, isn't it?
336
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,968
No, it's the girl
I'm living with.
337
00:16:47,488 --> 00:16:49,434
- What?
- It's not what you think.
338
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,400
She's only sixteen years old.
339
00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:54,100
It's worse than I thought.
340
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,100
Alf!
341
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,501
Alf my parents are
going to catch us!
342
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,234
Yeah, yeah, coming!
343
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:04,267
I know this doesn't sound good
but... I can explain everything.
344
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:08,167
Just tell me the truth.
The whole truth.
345
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,834
I can't tell you the whole truth.
346
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:13,701
Actually,
347
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,234
I can't tell you any of it.
348
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,000
Except one thing.
349
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,100
I really care about you.
350
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,834
I care about you too, Alf.
351
00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:26,200
And I'm asking you
to trust me.
352
00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:29,701
Well you're asking an awful lot.
353
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,200
I know I am.
354
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,467
But remember what
dr. Schrock said,
355
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:38,534
"Sometimes you have
to take a chance."
356
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,701
But it seems that I'm taking
the bigger chance then you are.
357
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,100
You have no idea.
358
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,334
Alf, Alf!
359
00:17:45,674 --> 00:17:47,567
Yeah, in a second.
360
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,394
Jody,
361
00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:51,734
are you willing to
take a chance on me?
362
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,334
Yes.
363
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:58,100
Good. Then let me
ask you something.
364
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,033
Alf, we've got to leave
right now!
365
00:18:03,636 --> 00:18:05,334
So, how about it?
366
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,100
Sounds good.
367
00:18:07,849 --> 00:18:08,767
Good night, Alf.
368
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,267
Good night, Jody.
369
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,834
We made it!
370
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:41,100
Oh my gosh, the
bathroom is a mess!
371
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,067
Hi!
372
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,234
You're late.
373
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,400
Sorry we had to
make a little stop along the way.
374
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:52,167
Yeah, we thought about what you said
before, about wanting a friend.
375
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:54,501
So, here.
376
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,200
This is Sparky.
377
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,934
You got me a rat.
Nice gesture.
378
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,234
It's a hamster.
379
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,400
Same genus, different species.
380
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:05,234
They taste exactly alike.
381
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,367
I'll take it back tomorrow.
382
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:11,634
Tonight!
383
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:14,334
Come on, Brian, let's get
you to bed.
384
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,234
Hi, everybody.
The bathroom is clean.
385
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,868
Great!
386
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,767
You know, Lynn...
387
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,801
I'll never forget
what you've done for me tonight.
388
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:28,300
The important thing
is that it's over.
389
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,400
Yeah, at least until saturday.
390
00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:33,934
Saturday?
391
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,934
Guess who's coming to dinner?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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