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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,000 Can we just sit down for a minute 2 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,760 Because like, my back's killing 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,600 oh please! 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,600 - Why do you always want to stop? - Well you know you want to sit down as well 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,900 - You're such a weak duckling - Oh shut up man 6 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:31,900 Weak duckling 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,680 - Why do you always want to have a rest? - Because I've got a limp and a bad back 8 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:39,370 - Haven't you any stamina in your body? - Yeah 9 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:45,020 Besides you look tired as well, don't just blame it all on me 10 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:45,820 Shut up 11 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:49,140 I've got a lot more stamina left in my body 12 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:50,510 I can tell you that now 13 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,510 It's alright out here isn't it? 14 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,170 Yeah it's alright 15 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,650 Well I wouldn't have brought you out here if it wasn't alright ... 16 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:58,650 - Looks quite nice - …getting the fresh air 17 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:01,450 I'd like to build a house out here 18 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:03,570 Sorry 19 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,850 You talk a load of bollocks you do 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,770 Go on then - you talk! 21 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,250 I have been talking! 22 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,370 - About what? - About you talking a load of bollocks 23 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:15,370 Well talk about something else 24 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,480 - (muttering) - Exactly ! 25 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:59,220 - Alright mate - Hiya lads, what can I get you? 26 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:03,880 I'll have a large bag of chips .. 27 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,880 .. with a beef and onion pie 28 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,650 and then I'll have two small kiddies portion of chips 29 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:11,650 So you want large pie and chips and two kiddies yeah? 30 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:14,910 We do a family sized for just a third extra 31 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:17,250 - It's just 90p if you want a family bag - oh family - family bag 32 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,680 - Do you want this family bag open or wrapped? 33 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,740 - Open please - And what about you? Do you want your kiddie portion … 34 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,770 Hey he's not having any ! They're not for him ... 35 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,770 - They're for my sister and mum - Oh go on. Just a few. 36 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:31,170 If you want chips, you bring money! 37 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,770 I've brought money here. 38 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,250 Well I can't have any now, can I? 39 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:46,080 - Oh let me have some - Just shut up a second 40 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:46,850 You've had loads 41 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,650 you've had a steak and mushroom pie 42 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,020 you've had a bag of chips … 43 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,220 .. and now you're even pinching your mums chips. 44 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:56,200 Shut up. I'm just doing this to even them out so no-one complains. 45 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:42,250 Look at them. Look how small they are. I'm going to get battered.. 46 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,250 .. I can't believe I do this. 47 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,250 Why have I done it again? 48 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,900 Because you're fat. 49 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,000 Talk to you later yeah? 50 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,950 yeah whatever. 51 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,200 You're gonna have to stop doing that you know. 52 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,550 - My mum don't like it. - So? 53 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,100 Romeo. What's that? 54 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,000 Chips. You asked for chips, I got you chips. 55 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,000 There's about five chips there 56 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,250 Are you telling me you paid 75p for that? 57 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,300 I didn't have a look! It was in a bag ... 58 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,000 ... but the bag burst as I got outside. 59 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,400 - You're lying ! - I'm not lying Mum 60 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,550 Right, come on then, we'll have to go back down the chippie. 61 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,200 Come on get your coat on. 62 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:58,850 You little bastard! You've been eating them on the way down 63 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,200 - No I didn't Mum - Look at him laughing 64 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:02,850 - Don't tell lies Romeo, you ate them 65 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,850 Me? No I haven't ! 66 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,750 You had an extra £1.20 for a chicken and mushroom pie 67 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:11,350 - Oh my ..! Lydee you must believe me at least? - I wanted a curry ... 68 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,300 .. but I didn't have enough change. 69 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,800 But you! You had to eat our chips as well! 70 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,700 - Just go on. Get out of my sight Romeo. - oh for God's sake 71 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,450 don't come down, in fact, pack your bags ! 72 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,550 Pack your bags, find your Dad, go fucking live with him! 73 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,200 Because you and him are both greedy, selfish bastards. 74 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,200 Go on, piss off ! 75 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:43,200 Don't you say a thing. Leave all the talking to me. 76 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,800 It's the door. 77 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,400 Yeah what's up? 78 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,500 - My ball bounced into your garden - So go get it 79 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:13,750 Your dad said he'd stab the next ball that came over 80 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,500 - I'll not say anything. Go and get it. -Thanks! 81 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,900 Come here ! 82 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,050 Is this what you're after is it ? Is that what you're after eh? 83 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,450 That's what you're after isn't it? 84 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:31,650 No chance! How many accidents can you have in one week? 85 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:35,150 - I don't believe you! Go on out! -Dad just give him the bloody ball ! 86 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:40,050 - No way is he getting this back. No chance! I'm keeping hold of this! - I'll get my Dad on ya 87 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:44,150 - Yeah? Go and get him. - Just give me the ball back 88 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:47,350 - Out! Now go on. - Okay, I'll get my Dad. 89 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,550 - Big is he yeah? I bet he's big - Yeah he's a boxer 90 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:52,550 I'm going in for a bit anyway ... 91 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,550 Oi nox - what the fuck was going on with your Dad? 92 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:01,550 Fucking maniac isn't he! 93 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,550 Oi have you got them? 94 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,200 I can't he's been in all day. 95 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:08,550 - Don't take the piss - I want them you know - I'll have to think about it 96 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:12,200 Oi don't walk away and disrespect me. I want those things. 97 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,500 I gave them a chance Sandra. [muttering] 98 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,050 And don't slam that BLOODY DOOR ! 99 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:31,950 - Oi stop looking at them. They're mine! - Yeah I'll bring it round tomorrow 100 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,300 No fuck that, come on! They'll see you. 101 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:38,950 Please they're my girls, I can't do without them ! 102 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,950 - Oi Gavin, what's going on? - Shit ! Nothing. 103 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:45,200 You dirty little bastards! 104 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:48,850 - Right give me that one as well - What ? 105 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:51,100 Come on I know it's there. Give it to me. 106 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:53,100 Come on I know what it is. Give it to me now. 107 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,420 Gavin! Don't you dare mess me about. Thank you 108 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:58,650 Where did you get this? 109 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:03,500 Look, he's just been throwing magazines out to that Romeo 110 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,500 You've let us down 111 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,970 I'm not finding this funny. It is not funny. 112 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:08,890 Where did you get them from? 113 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:14,050 Where did you get this? Stop laughing when I'm talking. 114 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,250 Found them 115 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,250 What were you doing throwing them in my vanity room for? 116 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:23,700 Hey, he's a .... you shouldn't do that. I told you. 117 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,300 Right you get ready for the hospital now 118 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:30,500 -I'll talk to you later - We've had enough -Don't you say anything Phil! 119 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,850 - Yo mate pass the ball back - Yeah I'll pass you the ball 120 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,000 Oi pass me the ball back! 121 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:07,050 - Oi you cripple, pass the fucking ball back - I'm not a fucking cripple 122 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,050 - You can't even walk straight - Stop calling me a fucking cripple 123 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,900 - Go and get my ball now! - Fucking hell you smell like a skunk. Why don't you piss off! 124 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:17,200 - Who the fuck you think you are? You think you're a tough man? - Get off me you fucking cheese dick! 125 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,700 - Don't fucking touch me! - Get my ball back ... 126 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,450 - Leave him alone! - Who do you think you are? 127 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,450 What do you mean 'who do I think ...' it ain't ... it ... it 128 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:36,350 - It don't matter who the fuck I am - You stumbling fuck! You think you're a big man? 129 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,750 Don't start pushing me ! 130 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,850 - He's trying to start a fight Because I won't pass the ball back - I'm not trying to start a fight. I AM starting a fight. 131 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,000 What's his business is my business ... 132 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,200 .. now you fuck off and you get the fuck out of my face before I do something I regret... 133 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,350 -Listen you stuttering fool, you best shut your mouth and fetch my ball back .. 134 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,250 I'll fucking kill you ! 135 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,550 Oi! 136 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,550 Help us ! 137 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,200 Get off him you bastard 138 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,450 Get off him you fucking bastard. You're twice his size! 139 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,650 And you, you bastard. Fucking picking on a child. 140 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,450 God look at you man! 141 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,750 - Oh man you're bleeding - Oh fucking hell 142 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,300 Alright mate? Come here let's have a look at you 143 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,650 - He'll live, won't you? - Shit this is a new top 144 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:38,650 - Are you alright for walking? - Yeah 145 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,050 - Do you live very far? - No it's just up the road 146 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,200 - Do you want me to give you a lift down? - Yeah 147 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,900 Come on then mate - walk to my truck 148 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,500 - Are you his mate? - Yeah 149 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,800 You were some help weren't you? 150 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,550 Gavin? Come out now 151 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:18,750 - Are you alright? - There's been some trouble down the park 152 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:22,600 - He's alright mate - How's your back? 153 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,150 - Bloody hell Romeo, have you been fighting again? - Are you his Mam duck? 154 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,150 Do I look like his mum? 155 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:32,950 Well he's been down the park .. just. Two big lads set about him and I'd to prise them apart. 156 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,950 Come on then Romeo inside 157 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,350 - He needs that seeing to you know - I can tell 158 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,350 Have you got any TCP [disinfectant]? 159 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:43,300 If you haven't, you can use hot water with salt in it 160 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,550 - I can come and help if you like? - No thanks 161 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:48,950 I don't mind you know. I'm very experienced with war wounds 162 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:20,350 I'd like to take you to Scarborough fair 163 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I love you more than my old dead puppy dog 164 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,500 I'll cherish every moment I met you 165 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,050 - Hello - Hiya 166 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,450 I've just come by, I hope you don't mind. I'm just checking to see how your brother is. 167 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:55,550 Romeo? Yeah he's fine, he's not bothered about it anymore 168 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,350 - Seems like a tough kid doesn't he? - Yeah he's in if you want to see him 169 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,500 I'd like to 170 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,300 - Do you want to come in for a cup of tea then? - Yeah I'd like to please 171 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,000 Right then 172 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,400 It's my imagination. Because I have got a very very fueled imagination 173 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,150 And I thought "You're being silly, Go back to sleep" So I went back to sleep 174 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,000 And about another forty minutes later 175 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,000 This thing come again and it pushed me 176 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 And this time it not only pushed me 177 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,750 It did it so hard it made me do a roley poley 178 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:33,600 Over. And I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room 179 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,100 And it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was this fight 180 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,100 Between me and this unseen entity 181 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,850 And it ended up trying ... it pinned me down. 182 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,000 On the floor 183 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,250 It got on top of me with it's knee on my chest 184 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,250 And it was trying to open my mouth 185 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,250 Like that. It was going like this. 186 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,000 And I thought "Oh it's my turn to die" 187 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,500 But then all of a sudden it just disappeared 188 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,250 Like that. 189 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,700 Quick as it come, it disappeared 190 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,860 And I realized then - I don't know if God became involved in it 191 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,200 Or if it was just my stamina and strength alone and my faith 192 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,980 But I believe that I fought an entity, a spirit, my demons 193 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,530 I believe that I fought them and I won. 194 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,220 It's quite late I'm going to get ready for work. Is it still raining outside? 195 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,250 Well I can give you a lift if you like you know 196 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,650 - No it's alright I'll just walk - I swear to God it's no bother to me I'm going that way anyway 197 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,410 - Are you sure? - Honestly 198 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:32,940 Well cheers 199 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:37,340 - Well if you're give her a lift you can give me and Nox a lift to school - No I don't think so 200 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,060 Oh come on. Please! 201 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,850 Alright then I best get going now anyway Because I've got work 202 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,180 Thanks for the lift anyway 203 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,860 - So this is where you work then is it? - Yeah 204 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,440 I'd best get going anyway Because I'm going to be late 205 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,640 Before you go I want to tell you a story if you don't mind 206 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640 It won't be long please Because I don't want to be late 207 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,440 It's not long it's short. Do you get me? 208 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,340 - Go on then hurry up - It's like a question 209 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,490 What if a man came up to you in the street 210 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,180 - Can this wait - sorry - Honestly it's not long 211 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,490 What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you: 212 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:17,320 "I would like to spend the rest of my life with you" Would you think it was weird? 213 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:21,610 Tell you what I'll think about it work and answer you tonight. I've really got to go - honestly sorry. 214 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,360 Sorry. See you later. See you later girls 215 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,450 Fucking hell man 216 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,530 What are you laughing at? 217 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,940 - It's obvious you fancy her you dong! - I don't fancy her at all 218 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,300 Of course you do 219 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,610 - You're talking such nonsense - We're not talking nonsense 220 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,850 You can't even lie proper man 221 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,850 Well I might do, a bit yeah 222 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,420 - Might be do a bit ... - Well you can't blame me can you? She's a lovely looking girl. 223 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,060 - Why don't you ask her out then? - She likes you too you know 224 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,170 - Do you think so? - It's just as well you didn't ask her out then, I mean, you know ... 225 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:54,700 ... fifty percent of it is liking her, fifty percent of it is clothes 226 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,540 You could probably get away with your hair but ... 227 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,140 ... with clothes like that there's no way she is going to like you. 228 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,770 What's wrong with these clothes man? 229 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:04,530 It's just ... style isn't it? I know man. I'm your route to her. 230 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:08,890 - Sweat I said sweat, what have you been doing to sweat that much? - Oh my god that is so horrible! 231 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,890 I couldn't believe it 232 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,920 What are you doing here? 233 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,860 - I need to know something - What? 234 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,420 You're supposed to be at school 235 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,340 - It's just about this girl - oh I ain't got time for this 236 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,890 I just want to know some basic do's and don't's 237 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:29,080 - Well I ain't got time for it - oh please it won't take long I just ... 238 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,980 ... like what kind of clothes to wear and stuff like that 239 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,980 What was her old boyfriends like then? 240 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,890 - Well I don't know really - Was he like a big lad? Big lads? 241 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,400 - Yeah big lads, big - Was he? 242 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,300 Did they come around your house? 243 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,420 - From time to time - I bet you didn't get on with them did you? 244 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,890 Some of them I did, some I didn't 245 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:53,900 - What clothes do you like? - Stuff like that 246 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,090 - You like that? And you don't like shellies or track suits? - No I do not 247 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,850 - Why not? - Because I don't! 248 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,290 - You hate them then? - Yes 249 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:03,890 - You mean you like them? - No I don't like them. Fuck off. Go on 250 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,540 Fucking get out now. Get off to school. 251 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,980 But she is pure isn't she? You know what I mean by that don't you? 252 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,980 Oh yeah pure yeah 253 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,690 I'm experienced in things - you know? 254 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,280 I'm getting that feeling already of people having their hands on her ... 255 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,800 .. makes me quite angry I think I've been overcome with love. 256 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,850 So young man .. how did it go then? 257 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,570 From where I was standing and the way she was laughing and that ... 258 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,380 .. it looked like it was a successful mission 259 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,250 Tell me then man 260 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,650 For crying out loud open up 261 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,080 Oh I'm fucking dying here will you tell me! 262 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,080 Alright keep your hair on 263 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,100 It's the way you put it .. yes .. you know ... 264 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,570 .. I did get all the information out of her 265 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:55,330 She told me what she liked and what she didn't like I know she's not going to like what you're wearing now so... 266 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,320 .. you might as well out it in the bin and burn it. 267 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,560 What she does like is eh ... 268 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,530 .. shellies, track suits, trainers ... 269 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,580 .. flip flops, visors, hats, woolly hats, peaked caps .. 270 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:10,780 .. puffy coats, all the sports stuff - you know what I mean? 271 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,720 Fucking hell boys. You'll not believe what you're going to see 272 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,480 What I'm going to show you is bigger than Godzilla 273 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,480 And it's bigger than Mohammad Ali 274 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,930 It's taller than a jolly tall tree 275 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,020 It's the new me 276 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,680 What do you think of it? 277 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,780 - It's great - Spectacular isn't it 278 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,120 - You're going to have all the chicks coming after you You look inferior! 279 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,920 And you know the thing about it I feel so comfy! 280 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,570 It's unreal I dismiss these clothes as puffs Do you get me? 281 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,570 What do you think Romeo? 282 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,920 Exactly. Lets go. 283 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,010 * Jeering * 284 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:04,090 I can't destroy you today lads. I'm on very serious business. 285 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,360 Wanker 286 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,410 Now listen you're not coming in 287 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,300 Got to stand by the door. That's your job. To be the doorman. Your mission. Do you get me? 288 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,550 Don't let any fucker in here under any circumstances. 289 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,220 I'm going in 290 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,360 Hey alright? 291 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,530 - Can I be alone with the lady please? - Oh 292 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:37,130 I'm sorry. I'm just going to eh 293 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:41,960 - What are you doing here? - I bought you a present 294 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,720 Open it 295 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:47,530 It's a goodie bag 296 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,000 Bloody hell what is this? 297 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 It's all surprises ... that's egg timer. 298 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,580 - It's not an egg timer. It's a salt thing. - Well, what do you think of the gear then? 299 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,300 Is this some sort of joke? 300 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,930 - Well you like this kind of stuff don't you? - Says who? 301 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,660 You've been talking to Nox haven't you? 302 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:11,120 I know it's a joke. I'm not finding it funny. 303 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,480 You're all just embarrassing me aren't you? And this! 304 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,480 That just takes the piss 305 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,210 - No you're absolutely right - I know I'm right 306 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,780 It was a joke 307 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,210 And they put me up to it 308 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,970 Them two .. ain't they evil! 309 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,530 - Can be can't they? Evil little bastards - So what you doing it for? 310 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,860 What's the point? That's just stupid and childish 311 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,970 - Let me just tell you - No I don't want to know, I just want you to go out of the shop .. 312 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:40,140 .. and I'll forget about it. Because if I lose my job it's your fault. 313 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,060 - I know the timing was bad - Yes. Very bad. 314 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:49,960 Give me my clothes 315 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:54,010 It's best if you two keep away from me 316 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,610 - It wasn't my fault - Just stay away from me for hours 317 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,610 Hours of hours 318 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,280 I swear I can't believe you've done that. 319 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,210 I would've felt bad ... it was only a joke 320 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,860 - I can't believe you. - You was in it as well 321 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,400 I know I'm a fool. I'm a fool ain't I. 322 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:21,880 You you're alright you can come with me. But you you'd better fucking get away from me 323 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,880 I'm serious, I mean it 324 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:44,950 Are you well? 325 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:46,860 Fine 326 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,690 And the kids are they well? 327 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:54,500 They're fine 328 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,400 - So did she kick you out then? - No 329 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:05,500 No I left her. No honestly, it's the truth. I left her. 330 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:06,900 I just ... 331 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:12,540 - I just really wanted so see my kids - So you're still a selfish bastard then? 332 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,380 You alright son? 333 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,920 He's got big hasn't he eh? 334 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,340 Mum what's he doing here? 335 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,410 I went to see you and your sister 336 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,450 - Mum what's he doing here? - Alright listen calm down 337 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:43,800 No shouting at your mother 338 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,180 - There's a good reason to start shouting - I don't know what you were expecting Joe 339 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,250 Look 340 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,480 Look I'm going to be around for a little while so you both might as well get used to it 341 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,860 I don't give a shit Mum he ain't stopping fucking here 342 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,280 - you're right he's not stopping here - Just calm down .. 343 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,280 - You're not stopping here Joe - Fuck off! 344 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,320 What the fuck are you standing up for? 345 00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:08,800 You want to clock me one? Would it make you feel better? 346 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,370 Fuck off out of the house. When I come back I want you out 347 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:22,680 Ladine 348 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,650 What are you doing here? 349 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:32,120 I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry about today 350 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:34,420 Forget about it, it don't matter. I'm not bothered. 351 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,600 You know I really didn't want to get you in trouble with your boss 352 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,450 It's fine 353 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,330 I've forgiven the kids 354 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:43,330 Will you forgive me? 355 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:45,940 Yeah. I don't see why not. 356 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,200 - I got you some presents - Can I have them then? 357 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,860 - You can't have them yet - Why? 358 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:54,610 Will you go out with me please, just as a way of saying sorry 359 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,300 - I suppose - Will you? 360 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,500 - Yeah I will - We could go for a chuckle burger 361 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:04,080 - Then we could go for a drink or something - Yeah that's fine whatever 362 00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:07,360 - You're not going to walk home in the rain are you? - Yeah I'll be fine 363 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,730 - Let me give you a lift I'm only parked up here - Are you sure? 364 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,530 - Honestly - Go on then 365 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,940 - Special flowers them ... - Are they? 366 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:17,160 Yeah you can only pick them in highland 367 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:28,640 Who let you in? 368 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,580 - No need to look like that - Shut up 369 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:35,890 What's up? 370 00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,260 My freaking Dad's come back hasn't he 371 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:42,640 You're Dad? 372 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:46,420 Yeah and I went ballistic at him and all 373 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,850 What's he come back for? 374 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,490 How the fuck am I meant to know? 375 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,100 I'm sorry 376 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,450 - Shit - Look I don't want to see him can I stay here tonight please? 377 00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:00,000 Yeah but ... 378 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,610 .. I've only got a couple of pillows 379 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,840 You'll have to get a sleeping bag or something 380 00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:06,330 Or bring your coat around 381 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,160 Either that or you can share the bed with me and I don't think you'd want to do that 382 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,180 No I don't want to do that 383 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,040 God man cheer up. I know he's around but ... 384 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,930 .. you know. 385 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:19,530 Of course you can stay 386 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,640 - Been a nice night hasn't it? - I enjoyed it 387 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,970 - Been lovely really hasn't it? - Yeah but I'd better get in Because I work and that so.. 388 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,340 Will you kiss me please? 389 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:57,700 It's the first date and you're asking me to kiss you? 390 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,780 I know it's a bit forward and that but I'd just like to kiss you 391 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,450 Before you say no let me just say this thing to you then 392 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:10,050 One beat .. two beat .. three beat .. sugar beet 393 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,720 Four beat .. five beat .. six beat .. weet-a-beet 394 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:20,850 Seven beat .. eight beat .. nine beat .. heart beat 395 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:25,140 My heartbeat. My heart is beating for you. 396 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,280 It's nice isn't it 397 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,280 Will you kiss me now then please? 398 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,620 No I've really got to get in 399 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,930 - I ain't going to bite you am I? - I know you're not 400 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,930 Go on then 401 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,560 * Jeering * 402 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:51,850 Go on Morrell! 403 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,050 Oi steady on ! 404 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,000 - So it went well with you and Morell last night? - No 405 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,320 - Very romantic - For a start right he's on dole 406 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,920 He's a weirdo. I just felt sorry for him. 407 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,730 You're just being mean now. He really likes you as well. 408 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,440 Romeo you'll understand one day 409 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,820 What's that meant to mean? 410 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,760 Oh God Romeo! I'm just not interested ... 411 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,280 - He's just a bloody gizzoid alright - That's a cheap shot. Why the hell did you kiss him? 412 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,610 Because I felt sorry for him! You know if Patty Dawes asked your to kiss her would you? 413 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,010 No you wouldn't exactly! 414 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:39,850 No I wouldn't because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth 415 00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:02,000 I'm killer. I'm Killer. I'm mean. Not all the time. I'm sometimes nice. 416 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,580 .. I eat fresh meat ... 417 00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:29,340 I don't know why the government is putting so much money to research these crop circles ... 418 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,080 .. all they have to do is ask me because I know all about them 419 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,370 - Crop circles? - Yeah. What the aliens leave imprinted in the corn 420 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:37,970 It's not aliens who leave it! 421 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:42,010 What do you mean aliens who leave it? It's just the farmers having a bit of fun 422 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:44,580 It's not aliens, it's the gypsies! 423 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,060 Lads believe! believe! why don't you believe? 424 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,070 - God have you ever heard anything like this Nox? - I have never heard anything like this 425 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:56,840 Now listen to this. He's got this mark on his head 426 00:30:57,460 --> 00:31:01,250 Five years later he has a child with a woman who he didn't know 427 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,320 And this child was born with the same mark on its head 428 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,000 Well what do you think about that? Sinister. Well it's weird isn't it? 429 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:46,580 I didn't like it when he just started fighting just when you wanted a share in it 430 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,210 Okay, I'm sure you're laying that on a bit you know 431 00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:54,940 - What? - Because sometimes I see you and you're not as haunched and struggling 432 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,120 and other times I look at you and you're bent like Quasimodo. So what's your game? 433 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,850 - Nothing - What's wrong with your back then? 434 00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:01,940 Nothing 435 00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:04,620 Is it serious or something? 436 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,510 Yeah. You know what's wrong with my back. I've already told you. 437 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,020 I had a bad back man. And I'll tell you something ... 438 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,320 .. my back was bad .. 439 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,810 If you had what I had, you wouldn't even leave the house. 440 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,460 But I left the house. 441 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,460 It was so bad I broke it in 4 or 5 different places 442 00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:23,440 I broke it .. near my arse 443 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,360 I'll have 3 giant choccy cones please my man 444 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,770 Tell me something man ... serious. 445 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,760 What was the score the other day? With Ladine and that fucking track suit? 446 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,930 - What do you mean? - I mean what was it about? 447 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:50,050 - Nothing. Just bad luck for you - Bad luck? 448 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:53,000 Yeah. That was what she told me she liked. 449 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,020 Yeah well how come when I went in the shop ... 450 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,180 .. she just fucking laughed. She didn't like it. 451 00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:59,180 Maybe she changed her mind 452 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,940 I've known her longer than you. She changes her mind quite a lot. 453 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,100 One minute she likes something, then next minute she don't. 454 00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:08,440 I know you're lying 455 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,060 I know she hated them. I know you made me look a right fool. I just want to know why you did it. 456 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,540 Why did you do it? 457 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:18,220 It was just a joke 458 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,220 So it was a joke? 459 00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:22,420 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings though ... 460 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,200 .. it's alright now anyway. You're with her aren't you 461 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,600 - You're going out with her and that - Just tell me something, you did it for who's pleasure? 462 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:31,170 Her pleasure? Your pleasure? Who's pleasure did you do it for? 463 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,440 No-one's pleasure 464 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:35,610 You did it for your pleasure 465 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,060 - Tell me ! - I didn't 466 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,290 Just tell me the truth. I'd rather you tell me the truth that it was all a joke for your pleasure 467 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,700 - Would you tell me that? - I didn't do it for my pleasure! 468 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,610 You know you made me look a right fool. Didn't you? 469 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,330 I didn't mean to 470 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:53,730 Well it wasn't fucking funny was it? 471 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:58,060 Huh? I don't think you know what it means to mess with peoples feelings do you? 472 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:04,250 Your going to learn your fucking lesson man. You don't mess around with people like that 473 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,600 What have I done to you? 474 00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:07,600 To deserve that? 475 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,010 Fuck all! 476 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:11,260 Well your little tricks are backfiring man 477 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:14,280 and it fucking starts here. This is just the beginning. Do you get me? 478 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,280 Because it's going to go on and on and on 479 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:19,600 I'm going to make you fucking know what it feels like now man 480 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:21,570 I won't stop at you 481 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:23,500 I'll go into your house, I'll break in 482 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:27,040 I'll get your mammy and daddy and fucking tie them to a chair and torture them 483 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,920 and set fire to them and put this through their fucking guts and twist it 484 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,780 You're going to fucking know 485 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:43,420 Here you are 486 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,660 - Here you are - Fuck him 487 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,040 - He don't want it, fuck him - I'll have it then 488 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:54,280 What's wrong with him? 489 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:45,520 Well out you get rat boy 490 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,700 I haven't forgotten about you, you know 491 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,610 Daddy's waiting for you look 492 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,320 - Romeo? - Gavin! Inside now! 493 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:14,920 - Will you go around your house and see if your sister's in? - Yeah 494 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,400 - You don't mind do you? - Nah 495 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,400 - You had a good day didn't you? - Yeah 496 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,500 - Can we go again sometime? - Of course we can man 497 00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:22,200 - Without him - Oh yeah 498 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,970 - Come and sit down for a minute 499 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,180 I got a letter today from the hospital 500 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,580 Date's come through for the operation 501 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,810 Said it's going to be next week, so that's good isn't it? 502 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:00,340 Get it out of the way, won't it? 503 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,930 Don't I'm trying to eat my breakfast! 504 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,930 Gavin it's alright, you know. I'd be scared. 505 00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:13,120 - Anyone would be scared - No-one said I was scared 506 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,120 I know. I know. 507 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,440 Sandra! 508 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,720 What!? 509 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:26,090 We've got raccoons or something. Bring us the bleach! 510 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:28,760 You alright? 511 00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:33,080 - I'm getting ready for school - Okay 512 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,880 Congratulations are due 513 00:38:38,970 --> 00:38:43,490 to the middle school girls hockey team who thrashed Haywood school in Nottingham 514 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,490 Shall we give them a round of applause? 515 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,040 And Thursday. Non uniform day 516 00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:56,530 Don't forget your fifty pence's 517 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,640 We will be sharing the money out between the up-keeping of Donny the donkey 518 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,640 and Gavin Wolley 519 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,320 Now some of you know Gavin 520 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,200 He's about to go into hospital to have an operation on his bad back 521 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,860 and we think that it's a very nice idea to get him a gift 522 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,610 - Do you agree? - Yes 523 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:19,240 Thank you. Okay, take it away Mr. Byrne please thank you 524 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,760 Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya ... 525 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:41,650 Right then, here you are. So that's your syringe 526 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:46,090 eh, I'll need that .. Dr. Doyle is doing the operation 527 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,940 He'll come in a minute, talk you through, ask him questions 528 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,130 You can hold my hand if you get scared 529 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,640 I don't want to hold you hand 530 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:04,660 Where have you been man? I've been waiting half an hour 531 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,440 She kept me behind asking me questions about me being off school 532 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,440 - Well did you tell him your granny died? - Yeah 533 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,700 - And she believed you? - Yeah 534 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,560 - Yeah well then. Did you tell them there's a funeral next week? - Yeah 535 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,120 Well there you go there's another day off 536 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,560 - You got to start trusting me haven't you? - Yeah 537 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,560 Get in the van man let's go 538 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:26,120 Don't you think it would be better for everyone if you just fucked off Joe? 539 00:40:26,330 --> 00:40:29,300 Look I ain't had a conversation with Romeo yet and I ain't going anywhere until I do 540 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:30,580 You're upsetting him! 541 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,780 Look I don't want it that he can't come back here because you're outside 542 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,160 I'll move the van down by the garages but I ain't going anywhere 543 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,450 Fine Joe. Fucking fine, move down to the garages 544 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:42,450 Hiya Carol, is Romeo around here? 545 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,080 Em, He's not back yet you know 546 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,140 He's not coming to the hospital? 547 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,850 I think he's probably make his own way up to the hospital 548 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,810 Right. I'll see you then, ta 549 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,020 Hungry I am 550 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,250 Will you stop saying, I heard you the 100th time 551 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,600 This ain't your flat is it? 552 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:23,840 Don't go looking in here. I'm serious, don't go looking around 553 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:25,330 It's my dad's old flat 554 00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:27,250 You depress me now 555 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:33,000 - I'm sorry man, I didn't mean anything - I know, but I'm feeling down 556 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,180 I can't take you're to the hospital, you going to have to get someone else to do it 557 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:39,810 We're late now anyway, and I'm hungry 558 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:42,660 Could you make me a cup of tea please? 559 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,720 Yeah. Milk and sugar? 560 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,900 Two sugars and milk yeah 561 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,390 I'll put some beef burgers on while I'm at it 562 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,740 You can't get a car parking space for anything 563 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:15,290 Gavin? 564 00:42:16,010 --> 00:42:17,290 Your Dad's here love 565 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:21,210 Are you alright son? Is he okay, he looks a bit peaky 566 00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:23,210 No he's fine I think 567 00:42:23,490 --> 00:42:24,680 He does know we're here? 568 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:28,040 - Yeah of course he does - Of course he does 569 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,720 We'll have to stay I suppose 570 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:34,900 What does that mean? 571 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:38,800 When I was coming through 'The Golden Grannies' were on. I was going to have a look, that's all 572 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:43,240 - oh Jesus Christ! - Only if he was unconscious 573 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:49,260 Go in there and tell her something sad about me 574 00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:52,060 Will you tell her how my step mum would lock me in a dark box 575 00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:56,960 Anything! I was dropped on my head when I was a kid. Anything, will you do it? 576 00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,650 Just do it man, step to it. Make it sad. 577 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,960 Romeo! Misery ... 578 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,570 - Hi Romes - Alright? 579 00:43:08,570 --> 00:43:09,700 Alright Romeo? 580 00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,130 Before you ask, I've got no money. I'm skint. 581 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,370 Look Ladine please 582 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,770 Please, give him another chance 583 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,220 Romeo, don't start. I'm not interested 584 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,090 - Come on please, do it for me - I'm not going to discuss it in here 585 00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:29,780 His Mum dropped him down the stairs when he was a baby 586 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,370 The boy is doing good ... 587 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:32,970 .. come on boy. 588 00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:36,440 That's it, that's it. Easy. 589 00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:38,940 Smooth, nice and easy. 590 00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:42,880 His step Mum used to sleep with him! Please do it for me. 591 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,530 Please God 592 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:51,320 What's she say? 593 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:55,600 - She says she'll think about it - Ah, I knew it 594 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,330 I fucking knew you'd do it. I knew it! 595 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:05,780 Bill! 596 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:20,720 Will you just sit down 597 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:28,410 - Why didn't you bring Romeo? - Your dad went to see him, but they're having a few problems .. 598 00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:31,020 What?! 599 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,850 - Which side is your liver on? - What are you talking about? 600 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,250 Oh mother 601 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,940 - How long are you staying? - Oh not long now 602 00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:42,760 Go on then. Just go bloody watch it! 603 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,980 Ow man! What're you trying to do? 604 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,980 You're trying to aim for my liver 605 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,800 What's the matter with you? 606 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,820 Sorry 607 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 How long do people normally visit you for? 608 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,300 An hour 609 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:45,000 To become a warrior is a very serious business. You're not born it 610 00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:49,500 Well you could be born it. But you still have to work hard at it. Do you get me? 611 00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:55,790 And how long have I been here? 612 00:45:58,430 --> 00:46:02,180 A world record time - thirteen minutes 613 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:09,100 Very good. You're almost too good man. You're frightening me. 614 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,640 - Down a bit - Not so hard eh? 615 00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:18,130 I'm not fucking playing anymore ... 616 00:46:18,130 --> 00:46:20,130 .. I told you not to do it hard didn't I? 617 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:23,810 - Oh come on man - No I said it! I told you not to, and you done it 618 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,810 The old kid with a broken heart 619 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,700 Easy you're depressing me 620 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,820 She's been keeping him waiting for ages 621 00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:57,600 She'll be down in a bit. Bloody hell, calm down 622 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,800 It's too long man I'm just getting worse and worse as I'm waiting 623 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,040 Rome? Rome you got a couple of minutes? I want a word with you 624 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:15,740 Rome? 625 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:19,580 Romeo. Two minutes, it's important. Come on 626 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,500 I don't think he want to talk to you does he mate? 627 00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:28,360 - Romeo two minutes - You're not even supposed to be in here are you? 628 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,840 - Come again? - I said you're not supposed to be in here. 629 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,580 Carol don't want you to be in here, does she? 630 00:47:35,710 --> 00:47:38,220 It's not your business, but me and Carol have an arrangement 631 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:43,020 - I can come see my kids whenever I want - Yeah when she's in the house. But she's not here now is she? 632 00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:46,520 So why don't you get to the back door and talk to him there? 633 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,430 I fucking need you don't I? 634 00:47:48,730 --> 00:47:49,890 Jesus Christ 635 00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:52,970 I just don't think you should be here mate. So why don't you just leave? 636 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,360 It's obvious Romeo don't want you here isn't it? 637 00:47:56,900 --> 00:48:00,370 You can leave nicely or you can leave horribly, it's up to you. Do you know what I mean? 638 00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:03,610 - Sorry? - Do you want to go nicely or would you like to go horribly? 639 00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:06,910 - What are you laughing at? - Are you going to throw me out? 640 00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:08,910 If I have to yeah, I will throw you out 641 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:12,250 You're fucking priceless you are! 642 00:48:13,970 --> 00:48:16,350 This is the first time anyone made me laugh in months 643 00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:18,250 I don't know what's so funny man 644 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,020 Listen 645 00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:23,040 I know you're trying to give it large in front of the boy but .. 646 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:25,020 you know unfortunately 647 00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:27,870 .. I ain't leaving so you're going to have to throw me out. 648 00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:30,220 Romeo. Just grab your bag and you can come stay with me 649 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,040 You don't have to stay with this fucking douche 650 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,150 Just get your bag and stay with me 651 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:37,640 What you doing hanging around with a prick like him for eh? 652 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:40,100 - What did you call me? - A prick 653 00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:41,160 Oh did you? 654 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,790 What are you calling me naughty names for? I didn't do anything to you 655 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,060 - No I was just waiting for you to throw me out - Are you? 656 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,800 - Yeah - Why don't you just go nicely before things get really dark 657 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,280 What are you laughing for ? 658 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,090 Go on throw me out. Let's see things go really dark. I can't wait to see things get dark. 659 00:48:57,090 --> 00:48:59,180 Do you think that I'm frightened because you're a big fella? 660 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,520 No obviously not. Obviously you are a big tough guy 661 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,110 - I've fucking ate bigger corn flakes man - Well do it then 662 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:05,970 Take it it ain't made you know 663 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,120 - What with children in the house? - Listen .. 664 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,500 .. a word of advice. 665 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:11,480 If you're going to call a fight you'd better go through with it. Otherwise you're going to get hurt 666 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,500 Oh yeah? 667 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,040 - What you're going to hurt me are you? - Listen .. I know your game 668 00:49:15,170 --> 00:49:16,560 You think I don't know your game? 669 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,710 - What's my game then? - You some sort of mental deficient upstairs? 670 00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:21,980 What you doing hanging with kids who are 10 years younger than you? 671 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:24,490 What's the matter, you don't hang around with people your own age? 672 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:26,930 What? Do they take the piss out of you? Do they all laugh at you? 673 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:30,000 I bet they think you're fucking hysterical don't they? 674 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:32,960 Or did you get bullied at school? Or are you just a fucking nonce? 675 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,020 - Fuck off - Come near my family I'll fucking bury you! 676 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,020 What the fuck is going on? 677 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:40,640 It's alright Ladine I'm not going to kick off 678 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:43,180 - I'm not going to kick off - Ladine listen you don't understand 679 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:45,770 - You told me you'd changed and you bullshitted once again - You got to let me explain! 680 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,470 Ladine you don't understand 681 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:49,470 Ladine 682 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,500 Fuck! 683 00:49:57,890 --> 00:50:02,660 - I'm not surprised you can't cope living with that maniac - Why don't you just forget about it. It's got nothing to do with you 684 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,990 - just leave it - I was only trying to do what's right wasn't I? 685 00:50:04,990 --> 00:50:07,780 Yeah I know you were but you can see what he is capable of 686 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,930 - I know he tried to strangle me to death just now - Yeah well that's what he's like 687 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:12,810 Forget it 688 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:16,320 - Will you come out with me? - I just had an argument with my dad 689 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,890 and you ask me out straight away. 690 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,050 I know but it'll take you mind off all of this won't it? 691 00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:23,370 Yeah I know it will. Just not right now. It's bad timing. 692 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,450 - I'm letting your brother stay with me tonight ain't I? - So what's that got to do with it? 693 00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:30,440 Oh will you please? 694 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,340 Will you go out with me next week then? 695 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,970 I don't know 696 00:50:35,610 --> 00:50:36,750 Oh go on 697 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,610 - Yes okay then - Do you promise? 698 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,210 - I promise - Do you swear on it? 699 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:43,440 - Yes ! - On my life, swear on my life 700 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,570 On your life 701 00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:47,480 [wait ill your Mum gets back we can sort this out] 702 00:50:47,530 --> 00:50:50,000 - Come on - I'd better go. I'll see you soon. 703 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,050 See you later 704 00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:55,380 You can explain this to Mum 705 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,380 She's going to go up the fucking wall 706 00:51:18,130 --> 00:51:20,760 So do you mind me coming around here? 707 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,290 I'll tell you something now, from the heart 708 00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:26,910 That door is open 24 hours a day 709 00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:29,010 and you are welcome in it anytime 710 00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:31,650 you didn't even have to ask me that. You're welcome. 711 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,650 Thanks 712 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,950 I know what it's like man 713 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,950 when you don't get on with your dad 714 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,250 I had a fucking life of it man 715 00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:45,120 Believe me .. I had things done to me that I wouldn't even tell you about 716 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,660 I had my head smashed off every fucking wall in this room man 717 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:51,660 until my ears bled 718 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,810 but I never stopped loving my dad 719 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,370 and giving to him, and trying for him 720 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:03,320 but he never gave anything back. 721 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,720 There's a saying in life Romeo 722 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,760 don't know if you heard of it: "Look out for number one" 723 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,760 Do you know what that means? 724 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,020 What does it mean then? 725 00:52:18,590 --> 00:52:22,910 - Don't place your trust in anyone else - Exactly. You don't trust no fucker 726 00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:26,720 Because at the end of the day, you just end up getting hurt 727 00:52:49,650 --> 00:52:51,200 Romeo? 728 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:54,010 Romeo? 729 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,280 I know you're there 730 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:09,370 Oh you tosser 731 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:14,620 Hello 732 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,260 - Do you want some tea? - No 733 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,180 Where you going? 734 00:53:19,610 --> 00:53:21,850 I'm going upstairs. Where does it look like I'm going? 735 00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:26,600 Look Romeo, I know Morrell is out there waiting. But I don't want you to go back out tonight. 736 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,660 Why not? 737 00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:31,260 Because I want you to go see your Dad and help him sort some stuff out 738 00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:33,260 How many times do I have to tell you 739 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,560 I'm not going to help him. I'm not interested. 740 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,600 Look Romeo I'm not arguing with you 741 00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:40,740 I want you to go an help your dad sort himself out 742 00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:42,620 and I want you to go around and see Nok nok 743 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,620 Why do you want me to go and see Nok nok? 744 00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:47,730 Romeo! He was your best friend last bloody week 745 00:53:48,090 --> 00:53:48,940 And? 746 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,540 Like I said - I'm not fucking arguing with you. I want you to go around and do that. 747 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:56,180 I'll go and see him when I'm fucking good and ready 748 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,500 You cheeky little bastard! I'll fucking kill you 749 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,500 - You're not too big for a good hiding you know - What's you're problem? 750 00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,890 What are you fucking laughing .. do you find this funny? 751 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:06,700 I'll fucking kill you, you little shit. Get out ! 752 00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:14,100 [muffled arguing] 753 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,710 What's all the noise about man? 754 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,140 Mum's just gone mental 755 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:32,480 - What for? - She hit me 756 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,480 What'd she do that for mate? 757 00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:38,810 She's saying that I'm not going to see Nox often enough 758 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,820 Listen come here 759 00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:46,380 Don't blame your mum about what's going on 760 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,980 It's your dad getting inside her brain 761 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:50,980 So don't be too harsh on your mum for it 762 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,570 Don't get upset about it will you? 763 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,180 What does she mean Nok nok. Why have you got to see that moron? 764 00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:02,820 I don't know, she said he's just had an operation and I've not seen him enough 765 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,820 So you got a whack for him did you? 766 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,560 Gavin Romeo has come to see you 767 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,390 Hey Nox 768 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:29,970 Hey 769 00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:39,260 - Anyone want a cup of tea or anything? - I'm alright thank you 770 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,550 I'm alright 771 00:55:43,690 --> 00:55:46,170 Can you come back another time Because I feel ill 772 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:49,000 - What? - I feel ill 773 00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:51,520 Are you alright love? 774 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:58,560 Maybe you should just come back tomorrow if you want or something like that? 775 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:00,410 Are you going to have a little sleep? 776 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:05,240 Alright, it was good to see you Romeo. Thanks for coming around. 777 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,300 - Are you alright love? - I don't want to see him anyway 778 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,450 That's alright 779 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:18,880 You don't have to see people if you don't want to 780 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,260 Are you alright? 781 00:56:23,410 --> 00:56:25,710 Go on you just have a little sleep okay? 782 00:56:25,710 --> 00:56:27,710 See you in a bit 783 00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:10,660 He eats children, and pulls down houses. To add to that he makes the town look bad 784 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,400 Happy is a word nobody knows 785 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,050 we've never been shown in films or shows 786 00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:19,330 Because in this land Happy is a word nobody knows 787 00:57:20,830 --> 00:57:24,900 - I ended it there - This is very good 788 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,870 The spelling is a bit wrong 789 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,120 you've got an amazing imagination 790 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,290 Fucking hell 791 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,570 I am so happy 792 00:58:09,810 --> 00:58:14,330 The French teacher that I have fancied for 10 years is finally looking at me 793 00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:16,600 Couldn't believe it! She's just staring at me for ages 794 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,060 and if she likes me the way that I like her, and I think she does 795 00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:22,060 you get a great basis for a relationship 796 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:23,400 "Minnie Ms Lumpy" 797 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:26,700 "Her arms and legs were stuck on the corners of a square body" 798 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,410 "And she had a large old face which tilted to one side" 799 00:58:30,910 --> 00:58:33,880 "She had an ungainly movement with her arms and legs" 800 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,880 "She shared a table desk with me .." 801 00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:38,750 ".. so that I noticed them more than the others" 802 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,560 I like your wallpaper, I used to have that you know .. 803 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,760 .. dinosaurs. 804 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,830 Sir ! 805 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,200 It's half past 806 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:50,020 oh alright, thanks Gavin 807 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,440 See you tomorrow 808 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,610 [I've got a heard of butterflies in my stomach man] 809 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,290 I feel like I'm going to a title fight 810 00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:03,870 She does like parker otty aftershave doesn't she? 811 00:59:04,210 --> 00:59:06,510 Yeah God man stop worrying 812 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:10,090 I'm so nervous you know I can't believe it. Look at my palms ! 813 00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:12,090 See you tomorrow morning 814 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:17,540 Here she comes man. Lady of the lantern... 815 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:24,650 Hang on there love 816 00:59:25,970 --> 00:59:28,500 In you get. Your chariot awaits for you 817 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:40,370 - Out you get - Thanks 818 00:59:40,370 --> 00:59:41,840 Get under this 819 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:48,210 Didn't I tell you that tonight was going to be special. Didn't I? 820 00:59:48,740 --> 00:59:52,610 Come on. Come fucking on. What's the matter with you man. 821 00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:54,910 Jesus Christ 822 00:59:55,060 --> 00:59:57,150 You've been waiting 25 years for this fucker 823 00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,530 This is the moment of truth 824 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:04,010 You got to be like a prize fighter. Go in there and take the title. 825 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,980 Just don't let yourself down man. What's the matter with you? 826 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:11,240 It's there on a fucking plate. There's a whole banquet waiting for you down there 827 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,820 She's a baby chicken 828 01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:17,640 And you're a fox, circling her. Waiting to go in for the kill. 829 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,700 I can smell it. I can smell it so much 830 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:25,080 I'm going to have to go down there and get me something 831 01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:43,000 What are you laughing at? 832 01:00:44,290 --> 01:00:45,870 - What are you doing? - What's so funny? 833 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,170 What are you doing? 834 01:00:48,850 --> 01:00:50,440 Fucking tuck into that! 835 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:54,610 What are you laughing at? 836 01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:59,060 Just put your clothes on, watch this and I'll forget about it 837 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,690 It's what you want isn't it? 838 01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:02,800 What are you talking about? 839 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,640 Well I thought you wanted to get all intimate and that. 840 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,260 Well I'm sorry but I didn't realize. 841 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,250 Well can't you just fucking touch it or something? 842 01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,390 - What? - Touch it 843 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,690 - Fucking touch it - Touch it? 844 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,300 Come on touch the fucker 845 01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:20,220 - You want me to touch it? - Yeah I want you to touch it 846 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:21,540 Touch it 847 01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:23,810 Oh you're one of them are you? You're a fucking prick teaser. 848 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,850 Why don't you just touch it, come on, finish off the fucking job. 849 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,650 - You're not going anywhere until you touch it - Just move out of my fucking way 850 01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:34,760 - Fucking touch it I'm not touching it just get out of my way 851 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,690 A fucking pervert, that's what you are 852 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,940 Ladine I'm so sorry 853 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:45,490 It was a joke, it was all a joke! 854 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,870 oh please Ladine 855 01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:49,180 Oh Ladine ! 856 01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:33,410 So, are you still talking to him? 857 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,980 Of course I am 858 01:02:37,950 --> 01:02:42,090 You just have to give Romeo a bit of time because he's just not interested anymore 859 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:44,090 I don't blame him 860 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,900 I don't blame him at all 861 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,660 I don't blame either of you 862 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:54,020 Look I've got to get going alright? 863 01:02:54,510 --> 01:02:56,020 Are you alright for money? 864 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,660 Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm fine, no problems. 865 01:03:09,490 --> 01:03:10,620 Take it then 866 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,020 - No - Just take it 867 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:20,930 Look I've got to get going to work now 868 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,050 See you later 869 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,650 Morell? 870 01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:50,570 Morell? 871 01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:01,180 What kind of soldier are you, eh? 872 01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:03,180 What kind of a soldier ? 873 01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:04,480 Where's your reactions? 874 01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,770 How can I rely on you in a fucking battle? 875 01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:09,770 When you run like a frightened rabbit? 876 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,360 You're a disgrace to your unit! 877 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,910 On your fucking feet soldier 878 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:20,000 - What are you playing at Morell? - You have let me down considerably 879 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 - Get the fuck off me - You are no fucking good 880 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,240 You're no better than a dirty animal or something 881 01:04:25,580 --> 01:04:26,960 You silly bastard 882 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:31,140 - Why don't you just piss off! Keep your mouth shut, and only speak when you're spoken to 883 01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:33,900 You're a disgrace, what kind of warrior are you? 884 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,030 - What are you playing at? - What would you be like in a war? 885 01:04:36,090 --> 01:04:39,980 - You sound like a fucking maniac - Shut your fucking mouth. Speak when you are spoken to. 886 01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:44,050 I want to see some reaction 887 01:04:44,930 --> 01:04:46,130 Why are you being a dick-head? 888 01:04:46,130 --> 01:04:48,960 - I want to see some reaction - Fuck off! 889 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,700 - Don't fuck with me Morell! - I want to see some reaction 890 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,570 Come on show me some reaction, show something. If you want to play rough ... 891 01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:59,820 .. and you want to be a man, we'll play fucking rough 892 01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:03,570 Do you get me? We can play as rough as you fucking like 893 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,400 Not such a hard man now are we? 894 01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:08,400 Not so tough and strong 895 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,700 Fucking get out of here you useless little bastard 896 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,580 I don't want to see your face again. Get out of here. 897 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:22,340 Go on. Give me some peace. 898 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,050 Show us a trick 899 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,450 This ball has a name. It's called Paul the ball. 900 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:52,400 And ... little tap 901 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,360 And he's gone 902 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,810 Well that's good isn't it? How does it work? 903 01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,810 Mind if I come in? 904 01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:41,210 Listen Romeo. I've been thinking. Do you want me to try get your dad to leave? 905 01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:46,000 There's no point really is there. If he wants to be here. 906 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,660 Well yeah I know 907 01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:51,180 But we can't carry on like this can we? 908 01:07:54,270 --> 01:07:56,730 I want you to stop going up that Morell's flat 909 01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:58,850 I want you to stop hanging around with him altogether Romeo 910 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,170 I've heard things about him from Ladine 911 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:06,290 Well it's not right, a big man like that wanting to hang about with young lads 912 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,070 No need to worry about that, I won't be going there any longer 913 01:08:12,170 --> 01:08:13,140 Do you promise? 914 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,260 Yeah 915 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,800 Oh that's good 916 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,640 Then we can start getting ourselves back to normal 917 01:08:21,410 --> 01:08:22,930 So are you alright then? 918 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:25,640 Yeah 919 01:08:25,870 --> 01:08:28,410 Right then I'll get some breakfast on the go 920 01:08:28,410 --> 01:08:29,310 What do you fancy? 921 01:08:29,950 --> 01:08:32,240 - Can I have beans and sausages? - Yeah 922 01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,960 - Do you want some toast with it? - Seven slices please 923 01:08:36,830 --> 01:08:37,680 Alright 924 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,100 Get in the fucking van you 925 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:04,290 - Can I just go to school please - Get in the fucking van! 926 01:09:05,410 --> 01:09:08,360 Come on Morell, don't do this. I promised my Mum I wouldn't see you - please 927 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,040 Whining like a little baby I never learn t you. Get in the fucking van. 928 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,630 Can you see now? 929 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,640 What a fucking whore your sister is 930 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,520 She's a fucking whore 931 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,760 She's no longer innocent you know 932 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,010 What do you think about that? 933 01:09:55,450 --> 01:09:58,400 Oh Jesus fucking Christ 934 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,400 Nah fuck it pal 935 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,790 What the fuck pal? 936 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,930 What are you playing at? Fuck sake ! 937 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,120 Look I fucking done nothing man! 938 01:10:22,910 --> 01:10:25,690 Fucking flash boy eh? Who's a fucking flash boy? 939 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,510 Not so fucking smart eh? 940 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,490 Not so big are we? Not a big flash boy are we eh? 941 01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,820 Fucking arsehole 942 01:11:17,930 --> 01:11:19,090 Gavin! 943 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,810 Gavin! 944 01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,840 Fuck off 945 01:11:37,490 --> 01:11:38,480 Romeo? 946 01:11:40,110 --> 01:11:42,020 What is it? What's up? 947 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,410 Is it your Dad? 948 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:48,960 Is it your Dad? 949 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:53,660 Dad? 950 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,700 Dad what's going on? 951 01:11:57,260 --> 01:11:58,400 What is it? 952 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:01,850 Oh Romeo what's up love? 953 01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:03,780 Mum? 954 01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:06,140 - What's wrong with him? - Come have a drink of water, come on 955 01:12:07,550 --> 01:12:10,590 - Romeo come on tell us what's happened love - There you are man 956 01:12:10,590 --> 01:12:13,580 - I told them you wouldn't leave me .. - Come on get inside 957 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:15,720 - Romeo come on inside now - Get inside go on 958 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,910 Get him in! 959 01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:18,820 You aren't coming in there mate 960 01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:21,550 There's no chance, just go away 961 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:23,550 - You can't come in - What do you think I'm going to do? 962 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:25,860 - What do you think I'm going to do? - You're not coming in 963 01:12:26,490 --> 01:12:29,200 - Mum ! - Do you think I'd hurt a fucking kid? 964 01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:31,200 Do you? Do you think I'd hurt a kid? 965 01:12:31,450 --> 01:12:32,850 I wouldn't hurt a fucking kid 966 01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:38,270 I wouldn't hurt a kid. I wouldn't touch a baby. 967 01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:40,030 I wouldn't do it 968 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,070 Come on Romeo let's go have a look. You okay? 969 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:49,950 Alright we'll see you in a minute. Okay? 970 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,480 You still here then? 971 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,420 What will it take for you to go? 972 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,980 I thought I fucking put you out 973 01:13:09,570 --> 01:13:12,250 - I just want you to go - Do you want me to fucking put you to sleep? 974 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,320 - I don't know - I'll put a fucking hammer around your head 975 01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:17,790 - Do you want it? - You can't go in there 976 01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:20,180 - Do you want me to put a hammer around your head? - I don't know 977 01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:21,470 I'm going to get my fucking hammer 978 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,470 Bill! Get back in the house! 979 01:13:34,090 --> 01:13:35,170 Get on your fucking knees 980 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:38,830 - You can't go in there you know - Get on your knees I'm going to drive this through your skull 981 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,330 - I don't want you to hit me - Get down you pathetic prick 982 01:13:41,330 --> 01:13:43,960 on your fucking knees, I'm going to ram this through your fucking head 983 01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:46,330 Go on get down 984 01:13:46,330 --> 01:13:49,000 - He's doing it! Look at you you pathetic bastard. - I just want you to go 985 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,070 Get down. I can't believe you're fucking doing it! 986 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:55,720 I'm going to put this through your fucking temple 987 01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,880 Come on then get up. Come on! 988 01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:03,300 Get up and go dark on me now 989 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:06,160 Is that all you got you piece of shit. Get up! 990 01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:08,160 Get fucking up 991 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:11,730 Is that all you've got eh? Get up you sniveling ... 992 01:14:11,730 --> 01:14:13,730 .. fucking piece of shit, get up. 993 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,570 You fucking bully get out of my fucking sight! 994 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,560 Now you listen to me 995 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,120 You ever come near my family again 996 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,860 I'll put a knife straight through your heart 997 01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:35,520 and fucking kill you. Do you understand me? 998 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:36,330 Do you understand me? 999 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,290 Now fuck off! 1000 01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:49,930 You alright Bill? 1001 01:15:04,930 --> 01:15:07,050 You sure you're alright, take deep breaths 1002 01:15:07,650 --> 01:15:09,160 Got any brandy in the house? 1003 01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:17,440 - He's alright, he needs a brandy - Yeah good idea 1004 01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:19,550 Bill? 1005 01:15:27,970 --> 01:15:29,720 Do you want to come inside? 1006 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,280 Come in and see if Romeo is alright 1007 01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:41,930 I'm having my cast off next week 1008 01:15:42,730 --> 01:15:44,990 Yeah your mum told me 1009 01:15:46,270 --> 01:15:48,770 Can I come to the hospital with you please? 1010 01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:53,470 Yeah 1011 01:15:55,140 --> 01:15:55,880 Yeah 1012 01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:57,220 I suppose so yeah 1013 01:15:57,740 --> 01:15:59,120 Thanks Nox 1014 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,620 I'm going to be a magician 1015 01:16:07,610 --> 01:16:08,580 Oh yeah 1016 01:16:12,980 --> 01:16:13,740 Yeah 1017 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,930 Oh yeah the school sent you all that magic stuff didn't they? 1018 01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:20,510 Yeah it's semi professional 1019 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:21,330 Really? 1020 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:23,730 Yeah and you know my Dad? 1021 01:16:23,730 --> 01:16:25,900 He's going to build me a table for it as well 1022 01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:28,340 You know - a stand type thing 1023 01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:31,860 If you want I can ... 1024 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:35,160 .. pop around after school tomorrow. 1025 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,160 If it's alright with you and ... 1026 01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:40,820 .. you could show me some tricks. 1027 01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:42,880 If you like 1028 01:16:43,340 --> 01:16:44,990 It should be okay 1029 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,170 I don't need an assistant though 1030 01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:50,170 you'd just have to be a helper 1031 01:16:52,050 --> 01:16:55,600 All the best magicians have help .. have assistants you know 1032 01:16:56,690 --> 01:16:58,540 I'll have to think about it 1033 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,160 - Thanks Nox - That's alright 1034 01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:05,160 It's what mates are for 1035 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:07,940 So we're mates again? 1036 01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:09,010 Of course we are 1037 01:17:09,010 --> 01:17:11,010 - No messing about man - Yeah 1038 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:14,430 - I mean business you know - I know you do 1039 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,380 I wanted to come around and say sorry, thanks Nox 1040 01:17:28,350 --> 01:17:29,840 I can smell something cooking you know 1041 01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:35,470 Bloody hell I haven't eaten for weeks and for about an hour 1042 01:17:35,470 --> 01:17:37,470 I can't smell nowt [nothing] 1043 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,040 God I'm so hungry 1044 01:17:40,930 --> 01:17:44,030 - Are you ready? - Yes 1045 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,810 Magic and mystical brilliance 1046 01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:52,810 Let me out 1047 01:17:54,450 --> 01:17:56,300 - Oi let me out you dick-head - Shhh! 1048 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,560 I'm feeling very depressed 1049 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:01,840 because ... 1050 01:18:02,270 --> 01:18:03,250 .. although .. 1051 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,800 .. you know magic is the game 1052 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,800 Brian is the name Shhh! 1053 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,790 I need an assistant 1054 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:17,940 and not only has she got to be beautiful and 1055 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:22,060 be really brave and brainy and have big boobs ... 1056 01:18:22,060 --> 01:18:23,850 .. and a nice arse 1057 01:18:23,850 --> 01:18:26,100 and I've searched everywhere; I've searched France 1058 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:29,600 and Spain and Germany and the USA 1059 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,600 And I still couldn't find her 1060 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,300 And then one day when I was in the chip shop I found her 1061 01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:37,550 And her name is magical Maggie! 1062 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:39,850 The door is still locked, come on! 1063 01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:08,490 ~ Subtitles by Alex | 2014 ~ 1064 01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:15,280 Right you can have one. One. That's it. 1065 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,170 That's all you're having 1066 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,770 I think I did very well, as it happens. 1067 01:19:29,090 --> 01:19:31,460 Mum that is trampy! Tell him to stop it. 81960