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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,400 You weren't supposed to keep a key. 2 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,600 Do you have insurance coverage? What if something happened to your loved one? 3 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,800 That was one of the things we agreed to, Freddy. 4 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,200 That I'm not supposed to keep a key to my own house? 5 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,700 This is not the house you live in anymore. 6 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,800 Let 's just get this over with, all right? I don't have a lot of time. 7 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,300 Freddy, what was so important that it couldn't wait? 8 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,000 Nance, we got a lot of things to discuss, all right? 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 My lawyer says he sent the final decree to you over a month ago... 10 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,300 and you haven't signed it yet. I'd like to know why. 11 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,700 Freddy, I have got a date, and I'm not even half ready. 12 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,900 And, you know, I regret that I ever agreed to this. 13 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,800 What, the divorce? 14 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,800 No, not the divorce. 15 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,000 So, what 's the big deal? I mean, just come back another time. 16 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,400 No! Nance, I'm here, okay? We' re gonna talk. I thought you wanted to get this over with. 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,800 I do. I just don't understand why it has to be now, this minute. 18 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,600 So, what time is the date? 19 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,300 Do you mind if I finish my hair while we talk? 20 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,200 Go ahead. 21 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,400 - Thank you ! - You' re welcome. 22 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,800 I haven't signed because we agreed on something that?��s not in the papers. 23 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,200 Can you hear me? 24 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,900 Freddy, can you hear me? 25 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,500 Loud and clear. 26 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,100 Well, why did you renege? We agreed that you have to pay your debt. 27 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,300 Mmm-hmm. 28 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,800 What? 29 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,100 You mean our debt. 30 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,800 No, I mean your debt. 31 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:03,400 You borrowed that money, not me. I mean, you just had to have all that equipment. 32 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,700 - Wow. - Look, we have discussed this, Freddy. 33 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:08,300 And then you agreed, I think, "Great ! Well, now it?��s final." 34 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,000 But then, you change your mind. 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,400 I mean, how many times do we have to go over the same thing? 36 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:15,900 Huh. 37 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:20,300 It never fails. Just when I'm ready to go out, something always comes up. 38 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,200 - Huh. - I hate being rushed like this. 39 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,600 Hey, five bucks. 40 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,200 Did you say something? 41 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,200 You know, this isn't just me talking, Freddy, but my lawyer. 42 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,800 That debt was acquired by you, on your own, as an individual. 43 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,000 Yeah, all me. 44 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Geez. 45 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,600 Prior to our marriage. 46 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,900 Yeah, by about six weeks. 47 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:40,900 What? 48 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,600 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,800 Freddy, I can't hear you if you don't speak up. 50 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,700 - Freddy? - Come on, 1 1 . Come on, 1 1 . 51 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,700 Come on, 1 1 . Come on, baby, yeah. 52 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,600 Come on, come on. Yes, come on, 1 1 . Come on, please. 53 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,700 Please, yes, come on. Come on, give me 1 1 . Give me 1 1 . 54 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,900 Come on, come on. 55 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,100 Eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven. 56 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:22,700 Oh, my God. 57 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,500 Yes ! 58 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,000 Freddy? 59 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,400 - Lottery. - Mmm-hmm. 60 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,400 - How'd you do? - Not bad. I picked three, won five bucks. 61 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,900 Do you... You play? You buy a ticket? 62 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:39,900 - No. - No. 63 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,400 You know, I... I think your hair looks nice that way. 64 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,400 Freddy, it?��s one thing to split our assets 50-50, 65 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,800 but I don't think I should be asked to go 50-50 on your debt. 66 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,700 - I mean, it was never my obligation. - Is that so? 67 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,700 - Well, that?��s just not the way I see it, Nance. - That?��s obvious. 68 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,100 No. You know, it?��s like this money that I borrowed, 69 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,100 the debt that we' re talking about, was so that I could set up a photography business. 70 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:59,900 You know, the same business that we lived on for three years while we were married. 71 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,600 You know, it?��s the same business that I still break my back trying to run. 72 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,900 It?��s the same business that allows me to pay you money every month, 73 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:11,100 while we argue over this silly divorce that you wanted. 74 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:14,100 You know, it?��s the same business that bought this house, 75 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:18,800 and your robe, and this furniture, and probably even these ridiculous-looking slippers. 76 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,700 - Freddy ! - No, no, Nance. Here's the thing. 77 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,900 You know, if you don't see it that way, that?��s fine, because I'm not gonna fight you on this. 78 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,700 I'll spend just as much money on legal fees trying to collect from you... 79 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,400 as if I just assumed your half of the debt. So it?��s over, okay? Okay. 80 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,300 Divorce granted. I'm gonna change the papers. Case closed. Good night, good luck. 81 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,800 Have a nice date, have a nice life. 82 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:39,700 Freddy? 83 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,000 Oh, God ! 84 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:51,100 Yeah ! 85 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,200 Here, hold it. 86 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,600 That?��s it, touch it, 87 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,000 feel it. 88 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,500 Feel the history. 89 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,400 From the year 1674, from Mother Russia. 90 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:41,600 A gift to the czarina at sweet 1 6, from her father. 91 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,600 A total of 1 8 karats of emeralds. 92 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:51,400 The setting is platinum, of course. The artistry is magnificent, you can see that. 93 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,900 The craftsman must have been an inspired man. Certainly a God-gifted one. 94 00:05:56,900 --> 00:06:00,100 Mrs. Weatherford, Mr. Weatherford, 95 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,000 this is more than a unique piece of jewelry. 96 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,400 It takes my breath away, Mr. Lamarr. 97 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,000 Your breath and the education of the grandchildren. 98 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,500 Our grandchildren have parents, darling. Thank the good Lord. 99 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:15,200 And all of them gainfully employed, the last time I looked. 100 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,100 It?��s a real nice piece, Lamarr. Let us think about it. 101 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,600 As you wish. 102 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,600 The education of his grandchildren? 103 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,800 Doesn't that fathead realize he'd be buying an investment? 104 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,300 What does he think this is, a fish market? 105 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,600 Am I losin' my touch, or is it just this damn recession? 106 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,700 Mr. Lamarr, the information from your broker just came in. Do you want to see it? 107 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,900 Do I want to see it? Ha ! Yeah, I want to see it. 108 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,600 The broker's secretary said to make sure to tell you that he'll be in his office. 109 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,300 I'm dead broke. 110 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,100 I'm broke. 111 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,300 God. 112 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,500 Uncle Leon. 113 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,800 - I got a problem. - Ah. 114 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,300 I got a big problem. 115 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:24,300 Uncle Leon, you' re the only person I 've ever been able to turn to, to trust. 116 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,400 You know that. 117 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,800 You tell me one of your problems, I 'll tell you one of mine. 118 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,900 At the end of the day, if anyone's left standing they'll win a prize. 119 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,300 Okay. And I start? 120 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,500 Go. 121 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,900 I just won $30 million in the lottery. 122 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,200 Yes, I can see how that could be a problem for you, Freddy. 123 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,600 No, Uncle Leon, I'm serious. 124 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,100 - I'm sure. - Uncle Leon, look at me. 125 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:52,600 I'm serious. As God as my witness, I just won Wednesday night 's lottery. 126 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,300 The jackpot was $30 million. 127 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,700 No one else has the winning numbers. The whole thing is mine. 128 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:02,000 Every penny, every cent, mine. I got proof. 129 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,300 Well... 130 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,300 Well? 131 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,200 Thirty million. 132 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:32,500 30,435,885 to be exact. 133 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,500 Doggone, this is amazing. I find it hard to grasp. 134 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,300 You' re telling me. 135 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:44,900 $30 million, all goin' to my little nephew, Freddy Brower. 136 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,100 My favorite nephew. 137 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:51,200 I know that for a fact, Uncle Leon. No arguments there. 138 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,900 Well, Freddy, my boy. 139 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:58,800 For once in my life I find myself at a loss for words. 140 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,600 You don't have to say anything, Uncle Leon. I know how you feel. 141 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,300 You said you had a little problem here. You were kiddin' me, weren't you? 142 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,100 No, sir. 143 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I got a little $15 million problem. 144 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,900 You've lost me now. 145 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,000 Nancy. 146 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,700 Nancy? What 's she got to do with it? I thought... 147 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,700 - We' re not divorced yet. - What? 148 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,300 What I didn't say is, that if I go down there to collect the $30 million, 149 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,100 the next thing you know, half of it?��s gonna wind up in Nancy's personal bank account. 150 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,200 Oh. 151 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,500 Would you agree I have a little problem? 152 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,800 Let 's take a walk, Freddy. 153 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,900 I'll think better in the fresh air. 154 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,900 Tell me, Freddy, who else have you told about your windfall? 155 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,400 Nobody. 156 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,200 - Nobody at all? - Nobody. 157 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,400 Look, Uncle Leon, I 've been walkin' around in a daze ever since Wednesday night. 158 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,900 I don't know if I 've eaten, I don't know if I 've slept, but one thing I know for sure... 159 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,900 is I haven't told anybody anything. 160 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,400 That?��s very good. Good, Freddy, very good. 161 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,700 - Why? What are you thinking about? - A switch. 162 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,700 A switch? 163 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,000 - Substitution. - What do you mean? 164 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,600 It?��s not exactly legal, I'm afraid. We'd both be running a little risk. 165 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,700 But I think it?��s the only possible solution. 166 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,500 Let 's hear it. 167 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,900 I cash in the ticket. 168 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,600 You? 169 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,500 Just as if I'd bought it. I get the 30 million. 170 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,900 And then? 171 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,800 And then... 172 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,200 I give the money to you. 173 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,900 We can do that? 174 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,000 I mean, that would work? 175 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,300 Why not? 176 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,400 I don't know. 177 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,300 Yeah, I... I guess it would. Wouldn't it? 178 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:50,000 It?��s not really that complicated, Freddy. You give me the ticket, I cash it in, 179 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,900 and the lottery people give me the money and I give it to you. 180 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,900 And Nancy never has to know. 181 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,500 - Bingo. - All right. 182 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,800 This is good. I like it. 183 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,900 Wouldn't you rather have all the money now, 184 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:07,600 while you' re still young and you can get all the pleasure out of it? 185 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,400 Yes. 186 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,000 Or would you rather have it dribbled out to you over 20 years? 187 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,200 No, I would like it right now, when I can enjoy it. 188 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,300 I'd like it right now, right here in my hand. 189 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,100 Well, that?��s your prerogative, Freddy. 190 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,200 It?��s your money. You can do whatever you please with it. 191 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,500 As a matter of fact, 192 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:27,300 I know some people who might be interested in a transaction like this. 193 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:32,400 Of course it could take a little time. I probably could broker the deal myself. 194 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,700 You know, get a few dollars for my trouble. 195 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,800 I 'll take care of you, Uncle Leon. 1 0% off the top. 196 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,300 That?��s very generous of you, Freddy, but I... 197 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,200 But nothing. Now, I don't want to hear any more about that, okay? 198 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,800 As you wish. Many thanks. 199 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,400 - Forget it. - Okay. 200 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,200 You really think this will work? 201 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,200 I do. 202 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,300 - You sure? - I am. 203 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,000 Okay. 204 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,100 I think, though, that maybe we should have something in writing. 205 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,100 I mean, kind of an informal agreement about what we' re doing. 206 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,400 In case... 207 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,700 Old Uncle Leon ups and drops dead, 208 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,700 clutchin' the winning ticket in his rigor mortis hands? 209 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,300 Uncle Leon, I... 210 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,400 Of course I'm gonna give you a letter, Freddy. What do you think? 211 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,900 I wouldn't do this unless you have a written agreement. 212 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:27,000 Now then, I gotta know all the details in case they ask me some questions, 213 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:31,300 how could I answer? Like, "Where'd you buy the ticket?" 214 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,600 "What day? What time?" 215 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,400 I'm in the money 216 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,500 Great show for you tonight, and I can't wait to meet my special guest, 217 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:18,100 the only holder of the $30 million lottery ticket. 218 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,300 The only one! Do you realize what that means? 219 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,300 He doesn't have to share the money with anybody... 220 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,300 except maybe his wife. 221 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,600 Unless he wants to sleep in the bathtub tonight. 222 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,300 Wow! Okay, it?��s time for a few requests. 223 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,700 Impersonations of famous Hollywood celebrities. 224 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:43,500 Freddy? Freddy? 225 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,100 Freddy, did you know your uncle's on television? 226 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,100 Oh, that?��s the show. 227 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,300 Oh, yeah. I was... I was sort of watchin' . 228 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,600 Freddy, is that champagne you' re drinking? 229 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,900 Don't get up. I know where you keep the glasses. 230 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,000 Trish, the door. 231 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,100 Freddy ! Freddy ! 232 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,800 - Your uncle, he's on the tube ! - Oh, God. 233 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Champagne! 234 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,300 Oh, great ! 235 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,600 Hey, everybody, there's a party in Freddy's place! 236 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,000 - Come on, come on. - Oh, man. 237 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,300 Freddy's uncle just win $30 million. 238 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,600 Hey, Freddy, introduce me to your uncle, okay? 239 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,000 What would he want to meet you for? 240 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,100 Freddy, Freddy, congratulations ! Way to go! 241 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,500 I 'll get some glasses. 242 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,300 McGinty, could you control your creature? 243 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100 Oh, relax, Freddy. 244 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:29,900 He's cute. 245 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,400 Those are my photographs. 246 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,000 What 's the matter, Freddy? Let him hang out. 247 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 He's havin' a good time, he's not bothering anybody. 248 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,200 - Right, Georgey? - Yeah, sure. 249 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,400 What did she say? 250 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,500 Mama thinks you got a nose like an artichoke. 251 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,700 I love an old lady who speaks her mind. 252 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,200 I'd love some champagne. 253 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,300 Freddy, do we have a problem here? 254 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,800 I think I might have one more bottle. 255 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,300 Hey, the MC just finished his monologue. He's applauding himself. 256 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,900 Hurry, Freddy ! 257 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,900 Your uncle's already loaded, isn't he? Ha ! The rich get richer. 258 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,000 Yeah, you should've won the lottery, Freddy. You could use it. 259 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,200 Well, that?��s life. 260 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,400 Yeah, being broke. 261 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,900 Can you imagine to win $30 million? 262 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,900 I can imagine spending it. 263 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,300 Great. 264 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,600 What 's your uncle like, Freddy? 265 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,200 My uncle is a great guy. 266 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,700 Yeah, well, let 's hope he's a great guy. 267 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:37,100 - Bring him over. Bring him over. - Let 's see how great a guy he is. 268 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,600 Absolutely, bring him on down. 269 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,200 Love you, Lamarr! 270 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,500 Freddy, aren't you just a wee bit envious of your uncle? 271 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,500 I have my art. What would I do with all that money? 272 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,200 Ladies and gentlemen, 273 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,800 here is the moment we have all been waiting for. 274 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:01,700 I don't know about you, folks, but that?��s the biggest check I 've ever seen. 275 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,800 Thirty mil and change. 276 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,800 And it all belongs to Leon Lamarr! 277 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,600 Leon ! Whoo! 278 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,000 Here he comes, there he is. 279 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,900 Whoo! All right ! 280 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,600 A lot to smile about. 281 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,500 To Leon, the greatest uncle a guy ever had. 282 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,900 To Leon ! Yay ! 283 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,700 Leon ! 284 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,600 Way to go, Unc. 285 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,200 - Hello? - Freddy! 286 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,000 Hey, Unc. How you doing? 287 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,100 Just fine, Freddy, just fine. How are you? 288 00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,500 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm goin' a little crazy these days. 289 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,800 - How so, boy? - What, are you kidding? 290 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,600 I'm waiting to get my hands on the better part of $30 million, 291 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,400 and in the meantime I gotta borrow money to pay the rent. 292 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,300 You think that?��s easy? 293 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:15,300 So, what 's the good word? What 's our timeframe look like? 294 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,200 Well, probably a couple of more weeks, Freddy. 295 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,200 Two more weeks? 296 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,200 Well, you didn't think they were gonna let me cash in... 297 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,200 that great big cardboard check you saw on TV, did you? 298 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,900 Seriously, Freddy, 299 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,700 if you hadn't wanted me to make the cash-now deal... 300 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,800 I know, I know. I know, but... 301 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,800 I made the contact. The deal is in the works. 302 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,800 Now, listen to me, old son. 303 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,400 You' re gonna have to dig down and find a little more patience. 304 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,300 In two more weeks, Freddy, 305 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:50,700 you' re gonna be a millionaire, boy. Many times over. You just think about that. 306 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,100 I am, Uncle Leon, I am. 307 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,900 You better believe I think about that every minute of every hour of every day. 308 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,200 Oh, Lord, have I been busy today ! 309 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,700 Oh, you have no idea, Leon. None. 310 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:23,100 Community meetings, charity benefits, political fund-raising. 311 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:28,100 Oh ! It isn't as though I wasn't active before we won the $30 million. 312 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:32,100 And, darling, don't you find it surprising that we have suddenly gained... 313 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:37,200 a very large number of new and wonderfully close friends? 314 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,400 Remarkably surprising. But I 've got an idea on that regard. 315 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,000 I am all ears. 316 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,400 Not all, sweetie. 317 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,800 Naughty. 318 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,100 How about a party? 319 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,200 Wonderful. I love parties. 320 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,500 To celebrate our new-found wealth and our delightful new friends. 321 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,500 Perfect. When shall we do it? 322 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,300 What about Halloween, huh? Costume party? What do you think? 323 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:04,300 Oh, a stunning idea ! Oh, we shall have such fun. 324 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,600 Should we have a theme? 325 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,000 How about "Come dressed as your favorite millionaire... 326 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,300 other than yourself?" 327 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:10,400 Wonderful ! Brilliant ! I love it ! 328 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,600 Oh ! Halloween ! 329 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, my dear, that?��s only two weeks from now. I have really got to get myself going. 330 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Let 's see, the invitation list, the parking, the caterers... 331 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,800 Long time, no see, Uncle Leon. 332 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Well, how you doing, boy? Am I disturbing you? Anybody here? 333 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,300 No. Come on in. Hey, you look beautiful, man. 334 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,700 What are you, a doorman? 335 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,600 Oh, hell, I'm King George. 336 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,300 So, where's the money? 337 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,300 I thought a toast would be in order, Your Lordship. 338 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,400 Ain't that the truth. 339 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,300 Hey, who is this? 340 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,200 Oh, that?��s Joe. 341 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,300 How you doin', Joe? 342 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,600 I'm chimp-sitting for a friend who's on vacation. 343 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,500 So, where's the money? 344 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,700 It?��s downstairs, locked in the trunk of my car. 345 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,600 - You' re kidding. - My German Shepherd's in the back seat. 346 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,200 Ah, okay. That?��s good. 347 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,200 Do you know how long it took me to count that money, boy? 348 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,000 I bet it wasn't fast. 349 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,100 Well, now, if you don't mind, son, 350 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,900 I'd like to have that letter of agreement back. 351 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:10,600 The what? 352 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200 That letter we both signed. You know, your insurance policy, 353 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,300 telling what we were gonna do with your lottery ticket. 354 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,500 - Oh, that. - Yes, that. 355 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,100 That?��s under the mattress. 356 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:20,900 Well, that?��s a good choice. 357 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,000 Now, Your Highness, would you like me to open this bottle for you? 358 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,500 You bet. I 'll get the glasses. 359 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,500 Ah, you' re the most beautiful queen of my heart. 360 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,700 Come here. 361 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,900 - This is my wife. - Welcome. 362 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,200 Hello. 363 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,000 It is my pleasure. 364 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,100 Oh, sweetie, thank you. I'm glad you could come. 365 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,300 Your Excellency, I'm honored. 366 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,300 - Good evening. - Good evening. 367 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Hello? 368 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,200 Yes, just one minute. 369 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:07,100 Mr. Lamarr, it?��s your nephew, sir. 370 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,300 Oh, Leon, hurry back. 371 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,300 Perle Mesta, I do believe. 372 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,200 Yes, Freddy? Is anything the matter? 373 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:23,600 Well, that?��s fine. 1 0:00 is fine. Sure. We'll barely be getting started then. 374 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 You bet. 375 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,700 Well, hurry up, now. 376 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,800 I love you, Leon. I love you so much. 377 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:38,800 Hi, Leon. 378 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,300 It?��s Freddy. He's gonna be late, honey. 379 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Sure, I mean, that?��s a frightening thing. 380 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:50,200 But you' re gonna be okay. You' re gonna be just fine. 381 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,200 Just take it easy and relax. 382 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,800 That?��s right, that?��s good. 383 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,400 You have such a wonderful, natural way with wild animals, Lieutenant. 384 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:03,300 A very unusual and attractive quality in a man. 385 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,400 Well, I wouldn't call this guy exactly a wild animal. 386 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,900 Well, I meant not a purely domesticated creature, like a dog or a cat. 387 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,200 I like animals. 388 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,900 As do I, Lieutenant. We have that in common. 389 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:19,900 Which is why, when I heard poor little Joey here crying so pathetically, 390 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,600 I just had to try to do something. 391 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,100 - You would have done as much, I'm sure. - Oh, I hope so, ma'am. 392 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,800 - So, that?��s when you came down and knocked? - Mmm-hmm. 393 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,900 But the only response I got was from little Joey here. 394 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,600 And that?��s when you called the police, is that right, ma'am? 395 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,900 Trish. 396 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:41,000 Yes, I think it was just about 8:30. 397 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,200 Well, thank you, ma'am. 398 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Trish. 399 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,200 I live just downstairs, Lieutenant. I'm a poet. 400 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 - A poet? - Mmm-hmm. 401 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,700 - Oh ! - And a potter. 402 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,600 Ah-ha ! And a potter. 403 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,600 Well, I'm gonna have to check something out with the boys, so... 404 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,800 Oh, certainly. 405 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,400 Do you think that you could... 406 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,600 Oh ! Here. Of course. 407 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,800 Look ! He took my badge ! 408 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,000 Joey ! 409 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,900 He lifted that badge, and I never felt it. 410 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,600 You could be a real menace in the street, baby. 411 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,900 Oh, if I can be of any further help, Lieutenant. 412 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,200 Thank you very much, ma'am. 413 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:34,000 Trish. 414 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,200 - He drowned in the tub? - Yeah. 415 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,600 Takin' a bath. Slipped. 416 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,000 Hit his head. 417 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,100 Yeah, happens all the time. 418 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,300 Taking a bath. Okay. Well, there's the soap. 419 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,200 What 's this? 420 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,100 Bath oil, yeah. Okay. 421 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,500 Wash cloth. All right, good. 422 00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:00,000 No... back brush? 423 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 - No. - Mmm-hmm. 424 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,800 You guys use a back brush? 425 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,300 - No. - No. 426 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,700 You don't know what you' re missin'. 427 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,300 Well, there's his pants and his shoes. 428 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,400 No socks? 429 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,300 Hamper. 430 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,700 Oh, yeah, socks. Well, good, okay. 431 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,400 - Bath oil. - Right. 432 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,300 - We' re thinking that?��s how he might 've bought it. - Wouldn't have been the first one, either. 433 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,000 Mmm-hmm, right. 434 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,600 Bath oil clings to the porcelain, victim climbs in... 435 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,600 Or out. 436 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,600 Foot slips out from under him and wham! Down and out. 437 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,800 Well, look at this. 438 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,500 You got somethin' there, Lieutenant? 439 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:43,400 Skin conditioner. Best used after the bath. 440 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800 You may be right, but not according to this guy. 441 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,500 You know, the wash cloth was bone-dry. 442 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,500 Yeah, well, we figure he slipped as he was reaching for the cloth, 443 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,500 dropped it as he fell backwards. 444 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:57,000 Uh-huh. Well, it could be. But then he would be gettin' in. 445 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,800 Whoa, look at that watch. 446 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,700 Yeah. 447 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,000 8:04. 448 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,200 Medical Examiner will probably be able... 449 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,500 to confirm the time of death just around there, I'd guess. 450 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200 Uh-huh. 451 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,100 Just want to check. 452 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:27,500 Well, what do you know about that. 453 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,600 Okay, bag that and get it down to the lab immediately. 454 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,500 No problem, Lieutenant. 455 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,100 Lieutenant, turns out this guy is in the middle of a divorce. 456 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,400 Is that so? 457 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,200 Wife's name is Nancy Ellen Brower. Her address and phone number. 458 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,500 His lawyer, her lawyer, interlocutory, last year's tax return. 459 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,600 Doesn't look like it was too nasty, but then again, you can't believe lawyers' letters. 460 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,900 - No, no, you can't. - Yeah. 461 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:28,300 Oh, and the phone company called with your information that you wanted. 462 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,500 Brower's last call was made at 8:01 tonight. 463 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:35,500 8:01 ? Well, that?��s just three minutes before he... 464 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,900 Yeah. Makes you think, doesn't it? 465 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,600 Yes, it does. 466 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,500 Yeah, here one minute and gone the next. 467 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:49,400 Call went to a guy, the name of Leon Lamarr. Beverly Hills. 468 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,300 It was a perfect condo with a beautiful view, and Saint Peter said to this old couple, 469 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,000 "It?��s yours for eternity, rent-free." 470 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,400 Well, the wife was deliriously happy, 471 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,700 but her husband groaned and made a terrible face. 472 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:10,100 She said to him, "Elmo, sweetie, don't you like Heaven?" 473 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,200 "Like it?", he said, "Hell, I love it. 474 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,500 If it hadn't been for you and that damn oat bran, we could have been here ten years ago." 475 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,900 - Cute! - It?��s the only clean one I know. 476 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,900 Oh, look at that unusual costume, Leon. 477 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,600 That?��s Mr. Lamarr in the King George costume. 478 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,600 Isn't he clever? 479 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,400 He's certainly unique. 480 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,300 Excuse me, sir, I understand that you' re the host of this party. 481 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,600 Leon Lamarr. I don't believe I know you, sir. 482 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,200 No, sir, no, you don't. No, I'm... I'm with the police, sir. 483 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,600 That?��s not for real, is it? It certainly looks real. 484 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,000 Oh, it?��s for real, sir. Yeah, yeah, that?��s me right there. 485 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,700 Lieutenant Columbo. I'm with the LAPD. 486 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,200 Have we been getting too rowdy here? 487 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,800 Oh. No. No, no, no, sir, no. 488 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:04,100 No, I wonder, could we find a place a little bit more private? 489 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Sure. 490 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,700 So, what 's on your mind? Not serious, is it, Lieutenant? 491 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:28,300 Sir, did you receive a telephone call this evening from a man named Fred Brower? 492 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,400 Freddy? My nephew. 493 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,500 - Your nephew, sir? - Yeah. Why? 494 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,500 Well, something happen? 495 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,300 What time was that call? Around 8:00? 496 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,700 - Yeah, about that. - And what was the purpose of the call? 497 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,900 Well, he called to ask whether he could be late to the party. I said, "Fine. Hurry up." 498 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,200 Oh, he was coming here, sir? Tonight? 499 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,900 Yes, he was invited. 500 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,000 What is this? 501 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,600 Was there an accident? 502 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,000 It would appear that way, sir, yes. 503 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,800 What do you mean "appear"? Tell me what happened. 504 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,500 - Well, I'm afraid it?��s very bad news, sir. - What? 505 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:07,100 Your nephew is dead. I'm very sorry. 506 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,500 Oh, my God. 507 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,900 No. I... 508 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,300 No, I just spoke to him... 509 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:21,700 Well, how did it happen? 510 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,100 Was it a car accident? Had he been drinkin'? Was that it? 511 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,000 No, sir, no. 512 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,700 It was an accident in his home, in the studio. 513 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,300 Apparently he was taking a bath, and he slipped and he fell and hit his head. 514 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:39,700 He drowned, sir. 515 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,600 Oh, dear God. 516 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,700 I can't believe this. 517 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,300 Freddy was my favorite nephew. 518 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,500 He was more than that, he was... 519 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,200 like a son to us. 520 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,600 Freddy, dead. 521 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:04,200 How am I gonna tell Martha? I just... 522 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,300 Freddy... 523 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,100 He was my brother Lawrence's son. His only child. 524 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,600 Lawrence and his wife, Betty, that?��s Freddy's mama, 525 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:19,900 killed in a plane crash when he was just a kid. He was 1 3 or 1 4. 526 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,800 Poor little tyke. He just fell apart. 527 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,500 Martha and I tried to step in. We... We tried. 528 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,700 God, what a tragedy. 529 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,600 Does Nancy know? 530 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,700 Would that be his wife, sir? 531 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:40,900 Ex-wife. 532 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,300 No, sir, no. She doesn't know yet. 533 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,800 Maybe I should tell her. 534 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:49,700 I think it probably would be better for us to do that, sir. 535 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:53,500 Yeah, you' re right. Right. She probably won't even shed a tear. 536 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:57,300 It was a terrible marriage. God knows whose fault it was. 537 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,400 Oh, Freddy. 538 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,900 Poor, innocent, irresponsible, 539 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,200 wonderful Freddy. 540 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:19,000 Well, I'm very sorry, sir, to have had to bring you this very sad news. 541 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,800 Thank you. 542 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,200 I can find my way out. 543 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,500 Lieutenant Columbo? 544 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,500 Oh, Mrs. Brower? 545 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,100 - Yes. You've come about Freddy, haven't you? - Yes, ma'am. 546 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,500 I heard late last night. 547 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,900 Evidently one of the tenants in the building contacted a mutual friend of ours... 548 00:39:56,900 --> 00:40:00,000 who was vacationing in CancG?n. Meyer McGinty. 549 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,900 Oh, and he's the gentleman that owns the chimp. 550 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,200 Yes. And Meyer called me. 551 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,800 I see. 552 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,700 Ma'am, can you tell me... 553 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,800 what do you get for a nightgown like this here? 554 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,300 $425. 555 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:24,300 Well, I don't think that she'll be able to sleep in anything that expensive. 556 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,800 - She? - My wife. 557 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Oh. 558 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,200 We' re gonna celebrate our 25th anniversary. 559 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,400 - Congratulations. - Thank you, very much. 560 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,400 And I was thinkin' along the lines of, well, lingerie. You know, 561 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,100 something that she wouldn't ordinarily buy for herself. 562 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,100 I know exactly what you mean. 563 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,800 So, it?��s 425? 564 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,100 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 565 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,500 Well, all right, well, I 'll think about that. 566 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,300 This here is on the outside? 567 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,200 Mmm-hmm. It?��s a... It?��s a robe. 568 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,700 A robe? 569 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:03,000 Well, it?��s actually more of a peignoir. 570 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,900 Peignoir. Uh-huh. 571 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:10,600 And... Oh, and this is the pajamas here? 572 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,600 - That?��s right. - Uh-huh. 573 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:16,900 425. And that?��s for everything? 574 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,700 - Complete. - Uh-huh. 575 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Okay. Well, I'll think about that. And I'm sorry I got sidetracked here... 576 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,900 because I know this is a bad time for you, ma'am, and I'm sensitive to that, and... 577 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,700 Lieutenant, I... I think that you should know, 578 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,800 Freddy and I had been on the skids for quite a long time, 579 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,000 and were never exactly Romeo and Juliet to begin with. 580 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,300 So, I can't honestly say I feel a great loss. 581 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,400 Does that make me sound dreadfully cold? 582 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,000 I'm sorry if it does, because I'm not really, a cold person. 583 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,100 When's the last time you saw your husband, ma'am? 584 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:54,100 Oh, let me think. About a month ago, I believe. 585 00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:59,200 He came over to argue some legal point in our divorce papers and then left. 586 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,300 I can't even remember if we accomplished anything. 587 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:05,400 And that was the last time that you saw him or spoke to him? 588 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,000 Yes. 589 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,400 Do you know what I'm thinking, Lieutenant? 590 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,900 What is that, ma'am? 591 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,300 If I'm not mistaken, 25th anniversaries are sterling. 592 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,100 Sterling? 593 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,800 Oh, that?��s silver. 594 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,900 Yes. 595 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,700 Oh, I never checked on that. 596 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,900 - Well, I'm almost positive. - Silver. 597 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:30,000 Well, maybe I should change my plans. Throw the lingerie out. 598 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,800 Well, you could always do both. 599 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,400 Silver and silk go rather nicely together, don't you think? 600 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,500 Oh, both. 601 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,600 425 plus... 602 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,600 Two hundred for the bracelet. 603 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,900 Yeah. 604 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,000 Plus tax. 605 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,800 Uh-huh. 606 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,900 All right, folks, keep moving. Don't block the sidewalk. 607 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,500 Thank you. Keep moving. 608 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,200 Bucks For Ducks, donate a buck. 609 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,900 Save a duck, save the environment... 610 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,700 - Keep it clear. Let 's go. - Hey, what 's goin' on here? 611 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:05,800 Move along, please. Let 's keep this pavement clear here. 612 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:07,400 He's okay. He's with us. 613 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,700 - Yeah, what 's goin' on here? - All right, keep moving, come on. 614 00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,300 It?��s about a little ticket worth $30 million. 615 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:18,100 I 'll be a son of a gun ! 616 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,600 That?��s why he seemed so familiar! 617 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,000 I kept askin' myself, where have I seen him before? 618 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:31,800 Lamarr! Yes, Leon Lamarr. I saw the guy get the check on TV. 619 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Well, it had to be the costume, 'cause I'm talkin' to him... 620 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,200 and I don't know he won the $30 million. I don't recognize him. 621 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:47,200 Thirty million bucks ! I gotta tell my wife about this. 622 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:54,800 - Mr. Lamarr! Oh, give me that hand. - Oh, Lieutenant. 623 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,000 I want to shake the hand that picked the $30 million ticket. 624 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,700 - Oh ! - Congratulations. 625 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,000 Well, thank you. 626 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,700 Well, how does it feel? 627 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:04,800 - Great, just great. - Oh, I'll bet it does. 628 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,300 Where were you, you know, when you heard the news? 629 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,000 - I was at home. - Oh, you were watchin' on the TV? 630 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,400 Well, TV, it was on, but fact is, I wasn't watchin' it. 631 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,400 No. 632 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,900 - No. No. - Really? 633 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,400 I was goin' over my bank statement. 634 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,500 - I wasn't payin' any attention. - Uh-huh. 635 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,400 I looked up when they called the number... 636 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,100 and I said, "Golly, what it... The number I..." 637 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,800 So you didn't see any of those balls that come out with the numbers on it? 638 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,300 - No, I never saw any of them balls. - You didn't see that? 639 00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:30,400 But they called the number and I looked at my ticket, 640 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,100 and when they said it again, sure enough. 641 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,800 - It was you. - It was me. 642 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,500 So what did you do? What did you say? 643 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:38,600 Well, I just sat there. I was stunned. I mean... 644 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,000 Then I started yellin'. 645 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,600 Yeah, so what did you say? 646 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,900 Well, I... "Honey ! Honey !" That?��s my wife. 647 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:48,900 "I just... I won ! I won !" I just ran out of the den. I was yellin' . 648 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:50,900 - But she wasn't there. - No! 649 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,200 No, my son was there. I said, "Hell, God, my..." 650 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,100 And we kissed each other, hugged, cried a little bit. 651 00:44:57,100 --> 00:45:00,400 I said, "Sonny boy, your daddy is the luckiest man in the world." 652 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,200 Well, I can second that, believe me. That?��s a hell of a story, believe me. 653 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:10,300 Listen, the reason I came here to see you was, I wanted to ask you about a watch. 654 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:12,500 All right. Any particular watch? 655 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,600 Your nephew's watch, sir. 656 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,900 Freddy's. 657 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:20,500 Yes, it was a LeSur. That?��s a good choice. Right here. 658 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:27,300 - Oh, yeah. There it is. Yeah. - That?��s it. Exact one. 659 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:31,300 - No, that looks like the exact same watch. - It is. That?��s the LeSur 2600. 660 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,100 You considering one of these for yourself? 661 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:37,200 Oh, no, sir. I'm afraid that?��s a little too much watch for me to handle. 662 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,000 But your nephew, when he had his accident, he was wearing his. 663 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,900 Here, let me show you. 664 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,700 Just take a minute, sir. 665 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,500 You see, sir? You see how that crystal there is broken? 666 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,200 Apparently when he fell, and the watch stopped working. 667 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,200 Well, I suppose it could happen that way. 668 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,800 It was guaranteed to be waterproof, but not if the crystal is compromised. 669 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,500 Well, I'm afraid, sir, my problem is not that the watch stopped workin', 670 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,500 but why he was wearin' it. 671 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,800 Well, I don't follow. What do you mean by that? 672 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,700 Well, your nephew's watch, sir, is a counterfeit. 673 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,400 That?��s impossible. 674 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,200 Well, I'm afraid it?��s a fact, sir. 675 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,200 See, I looked on the other side, and there's no serial number there. 676 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,600 - Yes? - You see, sir? 677 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,100 Yeah, I see that. 678 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,900 - Not like on this watch. - Right. 679 00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:35,200 And probably all these watches here, they got serial numbers. 680 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,900 Quality watches, they have serial numbers, isn't that true, sir? 681 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:38,700 Absolutely. 682 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:43,600 Well, but there was none on your nephew's, and so I sent it over there, to the lab, 683 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,700 and they come back with a report, they said it was worth about $1 00. 684 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:50,700 That baffles the hell out of me. I... Must be a mistake. 685 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,200 Oh, I'm afraid not, sir. 686 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,600 Well, I'm afraid you' re not hearin' me, Lieutenant. 687 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,000 I gave that watch to my nephew as a gift. I gave it to Freddy. 688 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000 He'd always wanted one, but he'd never been able to afford it. 689 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000 You see, it retails at nearly $3,000, 690 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,700 and I gave it to him nearly a year ago, on his 35th birthday. 691 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,600 Now, what are you coming in here and suggesting... 692 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,100 what I really gave my nephew was a $1 00 knock-off? 693 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:15,900 No, sir, no. Nothin' like that. 694 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,500 Well, what are you driving at then? 695 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,700 Well, isn't it possible, sir, that he might have needed money, 696 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,900 and some time during the year he sold it? 697 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,900 Freddy always needed money, that?��s true. 698 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:30,000 And isn't it reasonable, sir, to think that feelin' about you, the way that I know he did, 699 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,500 that he wouldn't want you to know that he sold it? 700 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Yeah, he could have bought a counterfeit, 701 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:50,100 'cause he knew probably I'd never see the back of the case and never suspect it was not the original. 702 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,700 - Yes, sir. - Could have happened that way. 703 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,500 I'm sorry, Lieutenant, I was curt to you. I apologize. 704 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:01,200 No harm done, sir. But getting back to my question. 705 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,600 Please. Yes, sir? 706 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:06,400 Now, we know this was a fake LeSur. We established that. 707 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,700 Now, my question is this. 708 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:11,700 Since it was a fake, and since a fake is not waterproof, 709 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000 wouldn't you think Freddy would know not to wear it in the bathtub? 710 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:19,600 Mr. Lamarr, you don't want to be late for your luncheon appointment. 711 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,500 Excuse me. 712 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,400 Is it possible Freddy could have been planning to take off the watch... 713 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,000 and slipped and fell before he could? 714 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,300 Well, I suppose it?��s possible, but... 715 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,900 Let me ask you a question, Lieutenant. Had he been drinkin'? 716 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:38,300 I mean, it?��s no secret he had a little problem in that area. 717 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:40,900 According to the medical examiner's report, sir, 718 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,900 yes, he'd been drinking pretty heavily. 719 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:45,000 Well, the booze could explain it. 720 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,800 Might explain why a man forgets to take off his watch. 721 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,200 Might also explain... 722 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,900 why a grown man slips and falls and drowns in his own bathtub. 723 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,300 Yes, sir, it might. 724 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,000 I think it would. 725 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000 - Thank you for the time, sir. - With pleasure. 726 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,900 - Oh, God, I 've missed you. - I'm here. 727 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,100 - I need you so bad. - Me, too. 728 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,800 Do I have to go to the funeral? 729 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,700 Whatever you want, my darling. 730 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:42,800 A detective came by today. 731 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,500 Yeah, routine. He won't be back. 732 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,700 He was cute. I kind of liked him. 733 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,100 I bet he'd like you, too. 734 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:56,900 He's having his 25th anniversary. I told him it was sterling. 735 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,800 If he comes by, maybe you can sell him something expensive. 736 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,700 We need the money. 737 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,800 You' re the devil in disguise. 738 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,500 Takes one to know one, 739 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,900 Uncle Leon. 740 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000 "There are no roses now They are gone with the sun 741 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,900 No twinkle of fireflies To signal day is done 742 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:37,900 Come, mourn the end of love Extinguished with the light 743 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:43,400 Awake from the ruined dream Into never-ending night" 744 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000 "Oh, Heavenly Father, we are gathered at this final resting place. 745 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:58,700 We share the sorrow, grief and the memories... 746 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,300 to bid farewell to one of your children, 747 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,200 insofar as we are all your children. 748 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:08,000 We share the sorrow of his unexpected departure... 749 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,600 and the fond memories of his brief time amongst us. 750 00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:15,100 Our grief is tempered with the firm belief..." 751 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:20,400 Nancy has her nerve being here, after the way she treated poor Freddy. 752 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,800 Well, I'm sure it can't be easy for her, either. 753 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,800 I presume that she's the uncle's wife. 754 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,900 Yes. She's a wonderful person. 755 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,300 Whose side are you on? 756 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,200 I'm not on anybody's side. 757 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:37,400 "We humbly seek your blessing and your everlasting mercy." 758 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,400 Amen. 759 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:44,100 Would some of Freddy's friends or relatives like to share some memories with us? 760 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,500 - I'd like to say a few words. - Certainly. 761 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:55,600 I'm Leon Lamarr, Freddy's uncle. But Freddy was more than a nephew to us. 762 00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:59,300 My wife Martha and I practically raised that boy. 763 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,100 This is impossible for me to believe that I'm standing here, 764 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:09,400 and Freddy's in this padded box. 765 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,400 Now that he's actually gone, 766 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,800 I just remember all the baseball games we shared together, 767 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,800 and how excited Freddy would get when 768 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,500 And how he always laughed at my naughty jokes. 769 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,900 Mama ! 770 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:28,700 I guess that?��s what they call today, male bonding. 771 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,300 But Freddy and me, 772 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,700 we called it being buddies. 773 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,800 Good buddies. 774 00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:43,300 So long, old buddy. 775 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,600 Oh, Mr. Lamarr? 776 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,100 I believe they wish to be alone with their grief. 777 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:55,500 Now, unless someone else would like to share their memories of Freddy, 778 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,700 the service is concluded. Thank you all for coming. 779 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,000 Excuse me ! Sir! 780 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,000 Maybe he's a friend of Freddy. 781 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,800 Excuse me, I'm from the Los Angeles Police Department. 782 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,500 - How do you do, sir? - How do you do? 783 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:39,500 And you, sir, I'm assuming that you' re a friend of Freddy's. 784 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,200 And I just want to ask you one quick question. 785 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,500 Did he ever mention to you his intention of buying a car like this? 786 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:52,300 No. No, no, no, that?��s not possible, believe me. He don't even have the money for room rent. 787 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:54,100 Well, that?��s what everybody tells me. 788 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,300 - Thank you very much for your time. - You' re very welcome. 789 00:53:56,300 --> 00:54:00,300 My pleasure to meet you, ma'am. 790 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,400 Oh, it?��s a breathtaking car! 791 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,800 As you can see, it?��s a most unique automobile. 792 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,500 Shouldn't jam up like that when it?��s sunny. 793 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,900 I want to ask you, sir... 794 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,200 Gee, I hope I didn't lose that thing. 795 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,400 I'm sure I... Oh, here it is. 796 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,700 I wanted to ask you about this car. 797 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:01,200 Sorry, but we don't take trade-ins. 798 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,000 Could we step inside? 799 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,200 Do you have an appointment? 800 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,300 Appointment? 801 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,300 I don't think that I need an appointment. 802 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Where have all the flowers gone? 803 00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:21,900 Long time passing 804 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,200 Where have all the flowers gone? 805 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,700 Long time ago 806 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:34,500 Where have all the flowers gone? 807 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,200 Young girls have picked them, every one 808 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:48,900 Oh, when will they ever learn? 809 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Where have all the young girls gone? 810 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,200 Long time passing 811 00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,600 McGinty ! 812 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,400 Where have all the young girls gone? 813 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,300 Long time ago 814 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:11,700 Where have all the young girls gone? 815 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:15,700 Gone for husbands, every one 816 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:26,200 Oh, when will they ever learn? 817 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,100 Hey, that cop is here. 818 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,100 What cop? 819 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:32,800 The Lieutenant. He's in the closet. 820 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,000 In the closet? 821 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Yes. 822 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,400 Lieutenant ! 823 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,700 Oh. Hi, everybody. I didn't mean to intrude. 824 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,900 I just didn't know everybody was gathered here. 825 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,300 Oh, no. It was just sort of spontaneous. 826 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:49,900 We all just drifted up here and started sharing memories. 827 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:52,900 - Can I help you with something, Lieutenant? - Oh, no, I'm fine, ma'am. Thank you very much. 828 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,500 Are you looking for something in particular? 829 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,900 - No, just a couple of loose ends. - Otto. 830 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,700 - Oh, listen, by the way... - Stop it. Come on. 831 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,500 You might be interested. 832 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:05,500 Freddy was really gonna buy that $1 75,000 car. 833 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:07,300 No, that?��s not possible. 834 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:09,700 Freddy couldn't afford the parking. 835 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,300 No, it?��s really true. I just spoke to the salesman. 836 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,700 He picked out the color. 837 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,700 Hey, where he get that kind of money? 838 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,400 Maybe from a rich uncle. 839 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,900 - The lottery winner. - Yeah, who else? 840 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,900 How can life be so cruel? 841 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:28,800 Just when he's about to have a really terrific car, 842 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,600 he gets zapped, just like that. 843 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,800 Oh, isn't that the way it always is? 844 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Freddy was a big beer drinker, wasn't he? 845 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,400 Oh, yes, he love to drink beer. 846 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,900 He loved it too much, if you want to know the truth. 847 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:49,700 Yeah, a six-pack a day, that was Freddy's way. 848 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,300 Then how come he bought a case of champagne? 849 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,900 That must have cost some seven, eight hundred dollars. 850 00:57:58,900 --> 00:57:59,700 A case? 851 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,600 Well, how do you like that? He was holding out on us. 852 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:06,000 Yeah, he only bring out the two bottle, I remember. 853 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,500 Yeah, he sure was slow about that. 854 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:01,000 - Hey, let 's take a group picture. - We need a camera. 855 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,700 I 've got one. This is Freddy's, and it?��s got film in it. 856 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,900 Italian policemen don't steal no picture. 857 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:30,500 Mama, behave yourself or no Jay Leno tonight, eh? 858 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,800 Lieutenant, will you take the picture? 859 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,000 All right. 860 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,100 It?��s Freddy's camera and it?��s a good one. 861 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,500 All right, here we go. 862 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,800 Hey, we' re all ready ! 863 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,400 What 's he doing now? 864 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:50,000 Okay, the moment is now! 865 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,700 What 's wrong with him? 866 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,700 Lieutenant, what 's the problem here? 867 00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,100 - Take it already ! - Go! 868 00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:01,800 Okay, everybody, here we go. Cheese on three. 869 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,000 One, two... 870 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,900 Cheese ! 871 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,400 Laura, sugar, I don't like those earrings all bunched together like that. It?��s tacky. 872 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,700 Yes, sir. I'll take care of it. 873 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:20,600 Otherwise everything's about perfect, wouldn't you say? 874 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,600 Hey, get out of there! 875 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:24,700 I can't hear you. 876 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,400 I can't hear. I don't know what you' re sayin'. 877 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,100 What the hell was that all about? 878 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:40,400 No, no, I mean, spread 'em all over the case. 879 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,400 All right. 880 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,200 Excuse me, sir, I'm pressed for time. I 've got an appointment at the vet 's. 881 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:52,200 I just wanted to know whether or not that charm bracelet in the window, is that sterling silver? 882 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,100 Are you interested in some sterling, sir? 883 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,900 Well, they told me that the traditional gift... 884 01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,700 for the 25th anniversary is sterling silver. Is that true? 885 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:03,500 I don't know if the proper gift for the lady that you've shared 25 years with... 886 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,700 is a metal worth only four dollars an ounce. 887 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:08,800 How many ounces are we talkin' about? 888 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,100 Come here. Let me show you something incredibly beautiful. 889 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:15,100 Oh, no, sir, thank you very much, but I'm really pressed for time. 890 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,100 All right, okay. 891 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:19,500 Although, gee, if we made it fast... 892 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,800 Let 's pull this one out right here. 893 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,800 I do have a question about your nephew. 894 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,100 I 'll make this quick, sir. It?��s not a big thing. 895 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:35,500 I was looking through your nephew's telephone bills. 896 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,700 - I'm just curious about something. - Mmm-hmm. 897 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:42,100 Last month he made 1 1 calls to your shop here in Beverly Hills, 898 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:45,300 but on the previous month he only made one. 899 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,900 Can you account for that? 900 01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:50,700 Well, Freddy's behavior was not that complicated. 901 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,300 When he didn't call me it was because he was making ends meet. 902 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,700 And when he did, it was 'cause he needed some money. 903 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,100 And that?��s why he made all those calls last month, sir? 904 01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,100 Yes, sir. 905 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:02,800 - He needed money? - Oh, yes. 906 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:04,300 Well, that don't add up. 907 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,700 You got a problem with that? 908 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:07,800 Yeah, something's missing here. 909 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,100 'Cause on the 20th, the day he called you for money, 910 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:17,500 that boy went out and he ordered a $1 75,000 automobile. 911 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,900 What? Who told you that? 912 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:23,300 Well, the salesman, sir. Oh, yeah. Freddy, he'd selected the color, 913 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:27,000 and he was gonna have it delivered in Europe, in Switzerland, in Bern. 914 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,200 Oh, don't pay any mind to that. 915 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,200 Well, that sounds like Freddy. Yeah, it sure does. He could do that. 916 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,900 I mean, that kid, he was in the clouds. It was all fantasy. 917 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,200 You mean, he would make things up? 918 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,400 Make 'em up? 919 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,700 He told me he was going on tour with Madonna as her private photographer. 920 01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:44,900 - It wasn't true? - Made it up. 921 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:45,900 No kiddin' . 922 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:46,900 Ask Madonna. 923 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:51,400 Well, I'll be a son of a gun. So, this whole thing about the automobile, 924 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,400 that was all in his mind? 925 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,300 Let me tell you the kind of thing he'd do. 926 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:59,700 He'd rent a Rolls-Royce for the day, see, so he could go and look at houses for sale, 927 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,400 and, well, these are three and four million dollar houses. 928 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,200 He'd have these people walking through all the rooms, taking pictures, he's asking questions. 929 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,100 He wanted to know if there was room in the back so he could build a tennis court. 930 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:12,700 No kiddin' . And he had no money? 931 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,400 Not after he rented that Rolls. He was broke. 932 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:20,200 And it?��s sad, 'cause Freddy was a talented boy, but he was mixed up. 933 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,900 Yeah, he sounds mixed up. 934 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:23,800 Well, listen, thank you very much for this information. 935 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,600 I'm kind of pressed, sir, so I'm gonna run along. 936 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:32,600 Do you remember the name of the real estate agent that showed him those houses? 937 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:36,700 It was Mary Sedge somethin' . She's in Beverly Hills. 938 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,100 I'll think of it. I'll give you a call. 939 01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:40,300 Much obliged, sir. 940 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:50,800 Mr. Lamarr, wonderful things you said at the funeral. Very touching. 941 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,600 Thank you. 942 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,600 Oh, one more thing. 943 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:58,700 I'm gonna have to make this fast, sir. 944 01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:01,900 Freddy bought a case of champagne. I checked with the liquor store. 945 01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,700 It was on the same day that he made the 11th call to you. 946 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,200 Would he do that? 947 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,900 Would he spend $520 on a case of champagne, 948 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:13,700 and on the same day call you up for a loan? 949 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:17,600 Well, that surprises me. 950 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,600 But I suppose he could have, bein' Freddy. 951 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:27,500 'Cause this wasn't a fantasy, sir. I mean, he actually bought the case of champagne. 952 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,400 Yes, I hear you, sir. I just wish I hadn't. 953 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,200 Well, I appreciate that, sir. Once again, thank you for the time. 954 01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:51,700 I'm sorry, sir, just one more thing. 955 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:54,600 You said that your nephew was planning on coming to your party? 956 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,700 Yes, sir. 957 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 And he called you to say he was gonna be a little late? 958 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,200 - That?��s right. - And that was a costume party? 959 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:01,700 Well, sure. You were there. 960 01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,100 Had you told your nephew that? 961 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:04,600 Say what? 962 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,600 Did Mr. Brower know that your Halloween party was a costume party? 963 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,500 Oh, I'm sure he did. Why? 964 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:15,000 Well, it?��s probably nothing, sir. I'm just tryin' to understand why, 965 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,700 if he was planning on coming to your costume party, why he didn't have a costume. 966 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,100 He didn't? 967 01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:26,000 In his studio, sir, on the night of his death, no costume. 968 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,500 You sure about that? 969 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,200 Oh, quite sure, sir. I even went back after the funeral, 970 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,600 they were having a wake there, and I searched again, and no costume. 971 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,300 Since it was Freddy, doesn't surprise me. 972 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:43,700 See, costumes cost money, and he was an imaginative boy. 973 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:46,800 I suppose Freddy was just gonna wear some of his old clothes, 974 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,600 and come as an eccentric billionaire, like Howard Hughes. 975 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,200 They say old Howard never wore anything fancy. 976 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,300 You remember at our party, how everybody thought you were in costume? 977 01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:58,400 - Well, you were wearing your own clothes. - Well, that?��s a good point, sir. 978 01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,900 - Yes, sir. - A damn good point. 979 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:03,000 And that would explain it. Much obliged. 980 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,400 My pleasure. 981 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:21,300 Kiss. 982 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,000 What does a grateful woman buy a gracious jeweler for a gift? 983 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,100 Anything in the store at half price. 984 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,400 My dear, 985 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:45,000 I think this afternoon will have to hold us for a while. 986 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:49,000 You' re not serious. 987 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,600 Your cute little busybody, Lieutenant Columbo, 988 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,800 is still snoopin' around here and there, lookin' for God knows what. 989 01:06:54,800 --> 01:07:01,300 And for a while, I suggest we try to keep our distance from one another. 990 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:04,200 Well, how long are you talking about? 991 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:08,200 A day? A week? Longer? 992 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,200 Long enough to come out of this alive and free. 993 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,300 We've got to exercise discipline a little bit. 994 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,600 Discipline. 995 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,900 Yeah. 996 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,200 You've got 24 million dollars, Leon, after taxes. 997 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,900 Half is mine. 998 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,900 I want it. 999 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:29,400 All in good time. 1000 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,800 But somehow, I don't think it 'd look right... 1001 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,800 for the Widow Brower's bank account to suddenly swell to 1 2 million. 1002 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:37,100 Do you? 1003 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,000 In the meantime, 1004 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,300 I'm sure you know that your share is completely safe with me. 1005 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,500 Come on. Come on, now. 1006 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,000 Good evening, ma'am. 1007 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,000 Do you have a moment? 1008 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,400 Can I get you something to drink, Lieutenant? 1009 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,600 - No, I'm fine, ma'am. - Diet soda? Mineral water? 1010 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,000 No. One quick question. 1011 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,300 Do you want to sit down? 1012 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,900 It?��s about your divorce. 1013 01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:19,900 Mmm-hmm? 1014 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,300 You remember when we first met, it was in the lingerie shop. 1015 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:26,100 You were tellin' me about your marriage, 1016 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,800 and how for six months you'd been goin' through a difficult divorce, 1017 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,300 and because of that you couldn't honestly say... 1018 01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:35,300 that you were feeling any deep sense of loss over Freddy's passing. 1019 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:39,200 That you really wanted that marriage to be over. 1020 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,000 It was true. 1021 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,300 I don't doubt that for a minute, ma'am. That?��s what 's bothering me. 1022 01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,100 What? 1023 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,700 Why didn't you sign the divorce decree? 1024 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,900 Honestly? 1025 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,100 I didn't like the communal debt clause. 1026 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:54,800 The communal debt clause? 1027 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,300 But your husband's attorney told me that... 1028 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:01,900 Mr. Brower signed and mailed a copy of the final decree... 1029 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:06,900 on October 2nd, and he had eliminated the communal debt clause. 1030 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,000 And your attorney told me... 1031 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:14,600 that you got a copy of that document on October 4th, almost a month ago, 1032 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,900 and you never signed it. 1033 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,400 I see. 1034 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000 Well, yes, I suppose that does need to be explained, doesn't it, Lieutenant? 1035 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,700 Have you ever gone through a divorce, Lieutenant? 1036 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:37,800 Heaven forbid. 1037 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,500 Well, I hope for your sake you never do. 1038 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,800 All that tough talk, Lieutenant, 1039 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,700 fades like a blush when all of a sudden the doorbell rings... 1040 01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:53,700 and somebody hands you this very imposing legal document called final decree. 1041 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:59,700 And there's your soon-to-be-ex-mate's signature already in place. 1042 01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:02,800 And the only thing that?��s missing, 1043 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:07,000 the only thing that keeps the door from closing on a chapter in your life, 1044 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:12,900 which you personally, royally played your part in blowing all to hell, 1045 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:15,300 is your own John Hancock. 1046 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,500 Well, let me tell you, Lieutenant, 1047 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,800 it gives one pause. 1048 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,600 I didn't sign the final decree, Lieutenant, because... 1049 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:33,200 I couldn't bring myself to admit... 1050 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,400 that what was being granted was what I actually wanted. 1051 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:43,900 It?��s funny how we often learn things about ourselves... 1052 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000 much too late to change them. 1053 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,200 Oh, Freddy. 1054 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,200 Hello? 1055 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,200 Hello. 1056 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:45,100 Are you insane? I asked you never to call me at home. 1057 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,300 Now, you should direct this call to the office. 1058 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:54,600 I'm still your ex-niece in law, Leon. 1059 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,400 I don't think speaking to each other is a criminal offense. 1060 01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:59,600 What is so important you had to call me here? 1061 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,100 Why are you listening to that terrible music? 1062 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,800 Come to the point, please. 1063 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:06,200 Your friend, the Lieutenant, called me today. 1064 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:07,800 What about? 1065 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,800 The final decree. 1066 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:12,200 I don't understand. What ' re you gettin' at? 1067 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:20,100 Freddy, the miserable back-stabbing louse, 1068 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,800 changed the divorce papers the way I'd wanted them, 1069 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:27,200 and signed them the same day he won the lottery, October 2nd. 1070 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,500 They were sent to me two days later. 1071 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,300 And you signed them? 1072 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:36,100 I couldn't, Leon. If I did, we'd be divorced, 1073 01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:39,400 and then he wouldn't have needed you, darling. 1074 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,700 But what did you tell Columbo? 1075 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:49,800 I was brilliant, Leon. Probably even better than you. 1076 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,700 I told him that when I saw the final decree, 1077 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:57,700 I broke down. I got all weepy and sentimental... 1078 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,200 and just couldn't bring myself to sign on that dotted line... 1079 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,400 because deep down inside I was probably still in love with Freddy... 1080 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,200 and didn't really want the marriage to end. 1081 01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,300 You think he bought that bowl of mush? 1082 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:17,700 I think I almost had him in tears. He's coming up on his 25th wedding anniversary. 1083 01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:20,700 This is a man that understands love, Leon. 1084 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:21,500 Maybe. 1085 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:23,900 But, Leon, 1086 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:29,200 couldn't I just have a couple of million? 1087 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,000 Night, hon. 1088 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,000 For he's a jolly good fellow 1089 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,000 For he's a jolly good fellow! 1090 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,600 Which nobody can deny 1091 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,300 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1092 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,900 Been up to the river lately, Mr. Lamarr? 1093 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:16,200 Hey, Joe, I 've been tryin' to get up there to do a little fishin', 1094 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,800 but what 's sufferin' is my golf game. 1095 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,300 Happy birthday, Mr. Lamarr! 1096 01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:24,800 Well, Lieutenant. It߀�s not my birthday. 1097 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:29,200 This is an unexpected thank you from my staff, and I appreciate it. 1098 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,700 And this year we' re gonna have our Christmas bonus early. 1099 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:36,800 You deserve it. And I'm proud to give it to you. 1100 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:42,200 How often do you get to work for a $30 million lottery winner... 1101 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,400 as nice as Mr. Lamarr? 1102 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,300 Thank you, sugar. That߀�s sweet. 1103 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:49,000 This is for you, sir, it߀�s a souvenir. 1104 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,400 Oh. Thank you very much. 1105 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,200 That߀�s the winning number. 1106 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,100 Yeah, it߀�s right here on the cake, too. 1107 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,000 Well, I gotta tell you a story. 1108 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,200 This is the damnedest thing that ever happened to me. 1109 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,700 I 'll never forget it as long as I live, and you' re gonna find it interesting. 1110 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,400 I was over at Freddy's, 1111 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:11,000 his friends were over there, they were having a wake and... 1112 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,700 Do you mind holding this, sir? 1113 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:20,100 And they suddenly wanted to take a picture, and they handed me Freddy's camera. 1114 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:26,700 And I'm fooling with this thing here, and suddenly... 1115 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,400 I couldn't believe it. 1116 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:36,600 Sir, see if you see what I saw. 1117 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,400 Do you see it, sir? 1118 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,700 No? 1119 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,200 Look in this area here. 1120 01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:54,700 No? Nothing? Okay. 1121 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:59,200 If you cover up these two, and if you read from the right, 1122 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,900 4, 5, 6, 8, 1 1, 1 6. 1123 01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:06,000 The first six numbers, they' re the winning lottery number. 1124 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,900 That߀�s right. So? 1125 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,400 Well, you can imagine my shock, 1126 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,900 when I looked down at Freddy's camera and I saw the winning lottery ticket. 1127 01:16:15,900 --> 01:16:19,000 I mean, it was like somethin' that happened in a dream. 1128 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,200 What is that? Was that a coincidence? Is that what it was? 1129 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:26,100 Well, it߀�s not a coincidence, because I gave this camera to Freddy years ago. 1130 01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:28,000 I taught him how to use it. 1131 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:32,000 I make pretty damn good pictures myself. I 'll show 'em to you sometime. 1132 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,700 As far as these numbers go, they' re second nature to me... 1133 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:37,200 Sir, what you said before, I believe that was right. 1134 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,700 It was no coincidence. 1135 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,400 We' re closed, sir. Sorry. Come back another time. 1136 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,100 Thank you. Bye-bye. 1137 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,800 Is Miss Brower still there? 1138 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,100 Somebody for you, sweetie. 1139 01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:14,100 But you still have time to duck out the back if you want. 1140 01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:18,000 Mrs. Brower, may I talk to you? It߀�s very important. 1141 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,500 I better see what he wants. 1142 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,500 - See you in the morning. - Okay. Bye-bye. 1143 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,900 Thank you, ma'am. 1144 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,300 I have some very unsettling news, 1145 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:39,600 and I'm afraid I don't know any delicate way to approach it. 1146 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,800 What news, Lieutenant? 1147 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,200 It߀�s about your husband. 1148 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,400 Well, what is it, Lieutenant? I don't understand. 1149 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,400 I mean, what could be worse than the news that he was dead? 1150 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,200 The fact that he was murdered. 1151 01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:58,700 Are you all right? 1152 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,500 Yes. 1153 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,000 Would it be better if you sat down? 1154 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:07,900 No, I'm fine. 1155 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,300 I mean, it was just such a shock hearing you say that. 1156 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,700 I mean, Freddy murdered? 1157 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,400 Why would anybody want to murder Freddy? 1158 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,500 That߀�s a very interesting question, isn't it? 1159 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:27,900 No? 1160 01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:30,700 Going once, going twice, sold to Mr. Leon Lamarr. 1161 01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:31,700 Nicely done. 1162 01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:33,000 Thank you, ma'am. 1163 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,400 Bravo, bravo. 1164 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,800 Very kind of you, sir. 1165 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:37,900 Congratulations, sir. I'm glad you got what you wanted. 1166 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,900 Is it so important what you came here for? 1167 01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:41,200 Oh, it߀�s very important, sir. 1168 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,900 I called your office. They told me you were here. 1169 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:45,100 I 'll have to thank 'em for that. 1170 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,100 Well, they said I could have left a message, but... 1171 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:47,800 Right. 1172 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,800 Well, sir, it was too... Too personal. 1173 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,200 - It has to do with your nephew. - Mmm-hmm. 1174 01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:03,300 Sir, there's reason to believe that your nephew's death was not accidental. 1175 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:06,000 - In fact, there is reason to... - Just a moment. 1176 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:07,700 Jody. 1177 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,700 Was I bidding on this? 1178 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,400 No, sir. This is 1 -4-6-9. You said you were lukewarm on it. 1179 01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:21,500 Yeah, I remember. 1180 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:25,800 Now, what was it that you were saying that it wasn't an accident? 1181 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:29,300 I don't think so, sir. I think it was... 1182 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:33,100 Do you want to know what I think? Hold your hat. 1183 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,300 I think it was murder. 1184 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,800 Murder? What the hell are you talkin' about, man? 1185 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,500 What in heaven's... 1186 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,400 All done? Going once, going twice... 1187 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:44,800 Come on, let 's go. 1188 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,900 And now item number 21 in your catalog. 1189 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,500 The beautiful Oriental jade pendants... 1190 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:57,300 set in pure platinum, with 22 karat gold filigree. 1191 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,500 I'll entertain an opening bid of $1 00,000. 1192 01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:03,900 Jack. 1193 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000 What are you sayin', murder? Who would want to murder Freddy? 1194 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,800 What did he ever do to anyone? 1195 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,900 You said he slipped and fell in his bathtub. 1196 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:31,000 Now, how all of a sudden does that turn into murder? 1197 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,700 I don't think he slipped, sir, I think he was placed. 1198 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,400 Well, what is that supposed to mean? 1199 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:40,300 Well, what it means is that whoever killed him, they first knocked him unconscious... 1200 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:45,600 Detective Stroller, Mr. Leon Lamarr. 1201 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,900 - How do you do, sir? - How are you? 1202 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:49,800 I mean, whoever killed him... 1203 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:53,200 knocked him unconscious first, then they undressed him. 1204 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:56,700 Jack, you don't have to stand there holdin' that. Put it down there. 1205 01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:01,500 Whoever killed him, sir, they knocked him unconscious first, 1206 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:04,700 then they undressed him, then they dropped him into the tub. 1207 01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:08,700 How do you even come up with an idea like that? 1208 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:13,100 I mean, you have anything to substantiate it, to establish such a horror story? 1209 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,700 You mean, in a courtroom, sir? 1210 01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:17,700 No, I don't mean in a courtroom. I mean, right here, now, to me. 1211 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,000 Where were you, sir, on the night that Freddy died? 1212 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,400 I don't know what this is leading to, but I don't think I like the sound of it. 1213 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,300 Well, I would appreciate an answer. 1214 01:21:29,300 --> 01:21:31,800 Well, you know the answer. Why are you asking the question? 1215 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,000 No, I don't know the answer. 1216 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,800 Well, what are you trying to do? Irritate me on purpose? 1217 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,500 - Is that it? - No, no. No, not at all. 1218 01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,700 Cut the bull here, please! 1219 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,500 Mr. Lamarr, sir, 1220 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:43,900 on the night Freddy died, you were at your house. 1221 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,700 I know that, yes. I saw you there. 1222 01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:47,700 Exactly. 1223 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:52,000 But that was after 9:00. I don't know where you were at 7:00. 1224 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:57,300 Oh, I... I see, Lieutenant. Well, at any o'clock I was home. 1225 01:21:57,300 --> 01:21:59,900 - Home all night? - The whole night. 1226 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,700 At your party. Wearin' a costume. 1227 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,400 - You weren't. - No, sir. 1228 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:06,800 I was wearing my suit. 1229 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,200 People thought it was a costume. 1230 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:12,200 Yes, sir. That thing you were wearing, was that an English king, sir? 1231 01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:16,600 It was King George. You know that. Don't you remember? Boston Tea Party. 1232 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,800 Boston Tea Party, yeah, that rings a bell. 1233 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,800 King George. Yeah, I remember now. King George. 1234 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:26,400 Was this the costume you were wearing, sir? 1235 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,000 Is there any significance to these questions? Because... 1236 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,900 I'd appreciate it if you would identify it, sir. Is this the actual jacket? 1237 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,100 Well, hell, I don't know. Let 's take a look. 1238 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:41,600 Same material. 1239 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:43,600 - Yeah, same color... - Size 44? 1240 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,700 Forty-four. Right. 1241 01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,500 Looks like it would fit. 1242 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,600 Yes, that߀�s the jacket. Yes. 1243 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,900 And the pants, sir? 1244 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,600 Yes, the pants. Yes. 1245 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,700 And the socks? Well, you couldn't be sure about the socks, could you? 1246 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,800 - No. - And the shoes? 1247 01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:59,700 Couldn't be sure, no. 1248 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:02,700 Couldn't be sure, no. Well, like the socks. 1249 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,100 And this thing here, sir, is this something you wear around your neck? 1250 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,300 That is a medallion, and it is worn around the neck. 1251 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:11,900 Okay. 1252 01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:14,400 Okay, sir, we' re almost finished. 1253 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,900 I just gotta show you a couple of photographs that your nephew took. 1254 01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:22,200 You'll be surprised. He was a pretty good photographer. 1255 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,600 Well, I'm not surprised, sir. I said he was very talented. 1256 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:25,700 Yes, sir. 1257 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:29,800 Does anything strike you in these, sir? 1258 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:37,500 Well, there's a chimpanzee right there, in all the photos. 1259 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,000 - Yeah, he's a friendly guy, isn't he? - Yes, sir. 1260 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,900 Likes people. Was this taken at Freddy's studio, do you think? 1261 01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:48,700 Well, it߀�s hard to tell. There's no background. 1262 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,100 Well, in this one there's photos on the wall. 1263 01:23:52,100 --> 01:23:54,500 I'm not positive, I'd say that߀�s Freddy's studio. 1264 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,000 When was the last time you were there, sir? 1265 01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:57,700 I don't remember. 1266 01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,000 Now, that is a lie. 1267 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:02,700 A what? 1268 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:06,500 Jack? 1269 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:10,800 You got it, Jack? 1270 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:11,900 Got it. 1271 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,600 That߀�s a blow-up of a fingerprint... 1272 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:26,500 that was made at Freddy's studio. And I'm afraid, sir... 1273 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:31,500 It places you there on the night of his death. 1274 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:35,500 I'm afraid you' re a fool, Lieutenant. I 've been to Freddy's many times. 1275 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,800 I'm not surprised you found my fingerprint there. 1276 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:42,200 But I am surprised you'd try to use that print to place me there the night of his death. 1277 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,100 Where'd you get that idea, about the fingerprint? 1278 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,600 That߀�s not your fingerprint. 1279 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,100 That߀�s the chimp's. 1280 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:55,800 And I didn't find that fingerprint on Freddy's doorknob, 1281 01:24:55,900 --> 01:25:01,500 and I didn't find it on his refrigerator, and I didn't find it on the sink. 1282 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:10,900 But on this medallion, which was hangin' around your neck. 1283 01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:15,800 We know the chimp was in the studio on the night of the murder. 1284 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,400 Now we know you were there. 1285 01:25:24,300 --> 01:25:26,100 Two things that did you in, sir. 1286 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,800 This badge, 1287 01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:32,800 and those photographs. 1288 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,200 Here the chimp's goin' for a lady's bracelet. 1289 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,300 And here, he's got a man's cigarette case. 1290 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:45,200 And here, he's going for the lady's earrings. 1291 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:49,100 And on the night of the investigation, he was grabbin' this badge. 1292 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:52,400 What do these things have in common? 1293 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:58,000 They' re all shiny and they' re all metal. 1294 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,400 Just like this medallion. 1295 01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:16,100 Hello, Leon. 1296 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:18,500 What are you doin' here, Nancy? 1297 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:21,900 Oh, Mrs. Brower. Well, thank you for coming. 1298 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:24,300 I want to thank you for your cooperation. 1299 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,900 Cooperation, huh? 1300 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:28,200 I hope it hasn't been too unpleasant for you. 1301 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,200 I was told you have something to tell me, Lieutenant? 1302 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:34,100 Well, like all those jokes, ma'am, there's good news and bad news. 1303 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:35,700 Which do you want first? 1304 01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:37,800 Well, I guess the bad news. 1305 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,200 Well, the bad news, ma'am, 1306 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:43,500 is that Mr. Lamarr here is gonna be arrested for the murder of your husband. 1307 01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:47,500 Oh, my God. Leon, how could you? 1308 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:48,800 Ha ! 1309 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,500 And what 's the good news? 1310 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:55,600 That you've just inherited the better part of $24 million after taxes. 1311 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,400 What? 1312 01:26:56,700 --> 01:27:00,400 It wasn't Mr. Lamarr who won the lottery, it was your late husband. 1313 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,800 And even though you were in the process of getting a divorce, 1314 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:06,000 you were still legally married at the time of the drawing. 1315 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,900 I get the money? 1316 01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:09,300 All of it. 1317 01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:10,400 All of those millions. 1318 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,300 It 'll be a cold day in hell. 1319 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:13,300 Leon ! 1320 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:17,300 You lyin' treacherous bitch. You sold old Leon out, didn't you? 1321 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:20,900 You want to see some cooperation, girl, I'm gonna show you some cooperation. 1322 01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:24,500 Who do you think it was pretended to be Freddy calling me from the studio that night? 1323 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:26,700 - Leon ! - His own darlin' wife. 1324 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,300 His dear, sweet widow here, trying to scratch my eyes out. 1325 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,000 You wish I was as dead as Freddy, don't you? 1326 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,600 You know how much I hate you, Leon? 1327 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,500 I hate you more than your wife is gonna hate you ! That߀�s how much I hate you ! 1328 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,400 - All right, book 'em. - Oh, Leon, you... 1329 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,700 Both of 'em. 1330 01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:40,800 Leon ! Oh, I'm gonna get you ! 1331 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:42,600 - I'm gonna get you if... - First degree murder. 1332 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,400 Get your hands off me! Leon ! 1333 01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:50,000 Leon ! 1334 01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:54,900 Good night. 1335 01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:58,700 You know, Jack, I was thinkin' about my wife's anniversary gift. 1336 01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,500 She got enough jewelry. 1337 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:03,500 She got two ears, how many earrings can she wear? 1338 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:05,300 What we need to do is spend more time together. 1339 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:08,500 You know, just the two of us. I'm gonna take her on a trip. 1340 01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:11,500 Oh, that߀�s nice. Gettin' away on a cruise ship. 1341 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,100 No, I wasn't thinkin' about a cruise. 1342 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:15,700 I was thinkin' more like campin' out in the woods, 1343 01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:19,400 goin' fishin', cookin' over a campfire. How's that sound? 1344 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,900 To me, great. 1345 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:24,000 Are you sure your wife likes that kind of stuff? 1346 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,700 My wife would rather get dressed and go out dancin' . 1347 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:29,100 You know, on second thought, 1348 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:32,200 maybe I ought to have her old car repainted. 1349 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:36,000 Jack, it߀�s 25 years. I ought to do somethin' special. 1350 01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:38,400 Your car or her car? 1351 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:42,700 I didn't hear that. 109110

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