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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,062 --> 00:00:01,546 [Liv] Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,590 --> 00:00:03,108 The rumors that our own men are skimming brains and selling them 3 00:00:03,152 --> 00:00:04,483 on the black market. 4 00:00:04,527 --> 00:00:05,745 There is one name I know. 5 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:06,920 Russ Roche. 6 00:00:06,964 --> 00:00:08,096 I want you to buddy up to him. 7 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:11,142 - [groans] - [Clive] Liz, stop! 8 00:00:11,186 --> 00:00:13,144 You're suspended, you are not to leave this building 9 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:15,494 or participate in field work of any kind 10 00:00:15,538 --> 00:00:16,843 for the foreseeable future. 11 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:18,149 What? 12 00:00:18,193 --> 00:00:19,846 - [car alarm blaring] - [panting] 13 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:21,587 Come on, Liz, you can't let them eat my brain. 14 00:00:21,631 --> 00:00:23,502 Our prisoner was turned into a zombie last night. 15 00:00:23,546 --> 00:00:25,200 Someone knew where he was. 16 00:00:25,243 --> 00:00:27,202 You're her, aren't you? You're renegade. 17 00:00:27,245 --> 00:00:28,899 This is gonna get you killed, Liv. 18 00:00:28,942 --> 00:00:31,510 Isobel could be the key to creating a vaccine 19 00:00:31,554 --> 00:00:34,078 that could prevent every human on the planet from catching 20 00:00:34,122 --> 00:00:36,689 the zombie virus. 21 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:39,083 [Isobel] I'm gonna die, I wanna go out knowing that my life had meaning. 22 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,349 It's basically Party Central. 23 00:00:44,393 --> 00:00:46,047 The booze, the drugs. 24 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:49,180 Honestly, Mom, it's a lot of work having so much fun. 25 00:00:49,224 --> 00:00:51,356 [Wendy] Thanks for taking one for the team, honey. 26 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,097 - How are you feeling? - Oh, fine. 27 00:00:53,141 --> 00:00:55,186 Biggest problem here is the noise. 28 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:58,624 Life with Liv and Peyton is pretty much like living in a brothel. 29 00:00:58,668 --> 00:01:01,410 You're probably having a hard time even hearing me with all the 30 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:04,065 wild sex that's going on. 31 00:01:04,108 --> 00:01:07,894 I mean, yeah, now that Curtis is a zombie, Chase Graves can't eat 32 00:01:07,938 --> 00:01:10,114 his brain and uncover all the railroad's secrets, 33 00:01:10,158 --> 00:01:12,638 but he can do other things to get him to talk. 34 00:01:12,682 --> 00:01:16,120 And that's all Curtis's pregnant girlfriend can think about. 35 00:01:16,164 --> 00:01:17,948 It's all I'm thinking about. 36 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:20,124 Your parents are gonna love me, 37 00:01:20,168 --> 00:01:22,474 all parents do. 38 00:01:22,518 --> 00:01:25,564 I'm like a tall stuffed animal with a medical degree, you'll see. 39 00:01:25,608 --> 00:01:27,740 I hope so. 40 00:01:27,784 --> 00:01:29,612 It would be great if you could check in on them while I'm in DC. 41 00:01:29,655 --> 00:01:31,570 Wait, you're... 42 00:01:31,614 --> 00:01:33,094 You're going to DC? 43 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:35,139 Yeah, in a couple days. 44 00:01:37,054 --> 00:01:39,578 Did I forget to mention it? 45 00:01:39,622 --> 00:01:41,406 Yeah, you did. 46 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:43,843 [clears throat] 47 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:46,455 By the way, your voice goes up an entire octave when you're being sneaky. 48 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,021 I'm not being sneaky. 49 00:01:48,065 --> 00:01:49,458 That's two octaves. 50 00:01:49,501 --> 00:01:51,112 You know how I used to be afraid of needles? 51 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,375 What? 52 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:55,159 You're making that face again. 53 00:01:55,203 --> 00:01:56,378 Your nose. 54 00:01:59,511 --> 00:02:00,991 Oh, um... 55 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:04,212 This? This is nothing. 56 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:06,344 It's just a regular bloody nose, 57 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:08,390 not the certain death kind. 58 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:10,043 How long have you been getting these? 59 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:13,046 Um, first time. 60 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:15,571 It's nothing, really. Gotta run. Talk later, love you. 61 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:16,615 Honey? 62 00:02:20,924 --> 00:02:23,100 Isobel, are you hungry? 63 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:27,409 'Cause I'm in a waffle kind of mood. 64 00:02:27,452 --> 00:02:29,715 - Isobel! - [Levon] What's wrong? 65 00:02:33,371 --> 00:02:35,156 Oh, my God, is she... 66 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:38,115 Dead? [Giggles] 67 00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:40,987 No, gotcha. 68 00:02:41,901 --> 00:02:43,207 [laughs] 69 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:45,078 You should see your faces right now. 70 00:02:46,906 --> 00:02:48,560 So angry. 71 00:02:48,604 --> 00:02:50,214 So drained of blood. 72 00:02:50,258 --> 00:02:51,868 Why would you do that? 73 00:02:51,911 --> 00:02:53,391 Are you out of your mind? 74 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:57,265 This bloody nose, is it real? 75 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:03,358 Look, I know you're pissed, 76 00:03:03,401 --> 00:03:05,577 but if you just saw my bloody nose, 77 00:03:05,621 --> 00:03:07,710 you'd freak because of the whole "I'll be dead soon" thing. 78 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:10,452 But since you thought I was already dead, 79 00:03:10,495 --> 00:03:12,280 and it turns out I'm not, 80 00:03:12,323 --> 00:03:13,890 you're relieved. 81 00:03:13,933 --> 00:03:15,631 Right? 82 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:17,285 It's all about context. 83 00:03:19,852 --> 00:03:20,810 Right? 84 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,249 [theme music playing] 85 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,630 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 86 00:03:31,299 --> 00:03:32,996 We have to check Isobel into a hospital. 87 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:34,954 Her opinion on the matter is irrelevant. 88 00:03:34,998 --> 00:03:37,000 She's right about one thing. 89 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:39,785 All they're gonna do there is put her in a bed until she dies. 90 00:03:39,829 --> 00:03:41,265 And how are we gonna get her there? 91 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:42,788 Conk her on the head? 92 00:03:43,789 --> 00:03:45,138 Mornin'! 93 00:03:45,182 --> 00:03:47,271 Time to solve some murders. 94 00:03:47,315 --> 00:03:50,100 We're burnin' daylight. [sneezes] 95 00:03:50,143 --> 00:03:52,102 Sounds like someone didn't get his flu shot. 96 00:03:52,145 --> 00:03:55,018 And maybe turn into a werewolf? No, thanks. 97 00:03:55,061 --> 00:03:56,498 [sneezes] 98 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:58,848 The murder happened last night around 11:00 99 00:03:58,891 --> 00:04:00,850 in the parking lot of Sick Puppies. 100 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:01,938 Sick Puppies? 101 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:03,331 It's a bar off 5th. 102 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:04,897 It shares a building with a pet hospital. 103 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:08,814 Looks like blunt force trauma to the head. 104 00:04:08,858 --> 00:04:10,599 [sarcastically] Oh, thank you, Doctor. 105 00:04:10,642 --> 00:04:12,601 Do you mind if I render an opinion so all those years 106 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:14,167 at medical school don't feel wasted? 107 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:17,301 Man, she's got pretty big hair. 108 00:04:17,345 --> 00:04:20,043 And a pretty big penis. 109 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:23,046 I guess all that medical schooling did pay off. 110 00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:24,700 Meet Vince. 111 00:04:24,743 --> 00:04:27,529 He was at an office retirement party for his boss, 112 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:29,618 where some of the workers did a little "skit". 113 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:34,623 He played the part of Sheila, the very real head of HR. 114 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:36,712 Apparently, he got a lot of laughs. 115 00:04:36,755 --> 00:04:39,323 And enough blunt force trauma to tear his carotid artery in half. 116 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,194 What did Sheila think of his performance? 117 00:04:41,238 --> 00:04:43,719 His co-workers said that she was not amused. 118 00:04:43,762 --> 00:04:45,677 Sounds like we have our first suspect. 119 00:04:54,382 --> 00:04:59,082 More than 40% of our brains aren't making it to our distribution centers. 120 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,866 The theft happens after the trucks 121 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:03,173 with the brain tubes leave the packaging plant, 122 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:06,176 but before they get to the distribution centers. 123 00:05:06,219 --> 00:05:09,310 We may, however, have a solution. 124 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:11,355 What are those? 125 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:13,270 High-tech crates. 126 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:16,447 Manufactured by a Japanese security firm. 127 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:19,363 If breached, they signal their location. 128 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,234 They look expensive. 129 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,236 They are. Major. 130 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,629 Test them out in the field. 131 00:05:24,673 --> 00:05:25,717 If they work, we'll make the switch. 132 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:27,240 Yes, sir. 133 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:33,159 I said I want camera two on sticks, not handheld! 134 00:05:33,203 --> 00:05:35,771 And when he walks to stage left, 135 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:38,774 I want him backlit like Ripley in Aliens, 136 00:05:38,817 --> 00:05:42,212 when she says "Get away from her, you bitch!" 137 00:05:43,605 --> 00:05:45,737 Just 'cause you ate the brain 138 00:05:45,781 --> 00:05:48,261 of some jackass who directs music videos does not make you a director. 139 00:05:48,305 --> 00:05:50,133 Actually, that's exactly what it means. 140 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:51,482 That's how it works. 141 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:54,093 [Angus] What's all this? 142 00:05:54,137 --> 00:05:58,359 This is for you, Mr. Number One on the call sheet. 143 00:05:58,402 --> 00:06:00,273 We are taking you global. 144 00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:03,973 These walls are not big enough to hold you. 145 00:06:04,016 --> 00:06:07,106 You sermonize, I will film-atize. 146 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:09,935 And then we will put it out there and you will become 147 00:06:09,979 --> 00:06:13,112 the spiritual leader of the New World Order. 148 00:06:13,156 --> 00:06:15,506 I'm already the spiritual leader of the New World Order. 149 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,378 We're just letting everybody else know that. 150 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:20,946 [sneezes] 151 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:22,992 Lieutenant, I know you're busy, 152 00:06:23,035 --> 00:06:24,602 but just one more time, please. 153 00:06:24,646 --> 00:06:27,126 Okay, but, seriously, last time. 154 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:29,651 Oh, thanks. It is just so damn funny. 155 00:06:29,694 --> 00:06:31,348 [imitates whip] 156 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,308 [Liv] You and Michelle knockin' boots yet? 157 00:06:35,352 --> 00:06:36,788 No, not this. 158 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:39,051 The part where Liv beats the dude with the fish. 159 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:41,140 [Clive] I'm not doing this dance with you, Liv. 160 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:42,881 [Liv] Hand stuff? 161 00:06:42,925 --> 00:06:45,449 [Clive] Look, we kissed, the night of the lockdown. 162 00:06:45,493 --> 00:06:46,494 [Liv] I knew it. 163 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:48,147 [Clive] It's complicated. 164 00:06:48,191 --> 00:06:50,628 Look, I love Dale, but... 165 00:06:50,672 --> 00:06:53,457 I just realized, I'm late for a thing. 166 00:06:53,501 --> 00:06:55,416 Show me later. [clears throat] 167 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,509 [Clive] I've also been thinking about how every future 168 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:04,207 I've imagined for myself had kids in it. 169 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:08,516 I wanna be a dad, Liv. 170 00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:11,170 With a human like Michelle, that can happen. 171 00:07:11,214 --> 00:07:13,651 They're not letting zombies adopt, so, you know, 172 00:07:13,695 --> 00:07:20,049 with Dale, that'd mean no kids... Ever. 173 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,450 [sighs] Look, I love to laugh. 174 00:07:27,493 --> 00:07:29,582 I just didn't think Vince was funny. 175 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:30,844 I'm an easy target. 176 00:07:30,888 --> 00:07:33,020 I run HR, everybody hates HR, 177 00:07:33,064 --> 00:07:35,240 but I don't hold grudges. 178 00:07:35,283 --> 00:07:38,939 Although, I will say Vince is certainly a cheeky one to make fun of people, 179 00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:40,550 with all his problems. 180 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:43,770 - What problems are those? - He's a crazy germophobe. 181 00:07:43,814 --> 00:07:47,252 The guy won't touch a doorknob, 182 00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:50,081 and then there's the constant hand scrubbing. 183 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,476 And with this flu going around? 184 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:55,913 Please, if Vince was here, he'd be crawling out of his skin. 185 00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:58,045 Sorry I'm late. 186 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:00,134 With all the hacking and sneezing, 187 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:02,920 trying to get through town is like ice-skating on a Petri dish. 188 00:08:04,574 --> 00:08:06,967 What did I miss? 189 00:08:07,011 --> 00:08:09,143 Sheila here was expressing her displeasure with Vince's portrayal of her. 190 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:11,450 But not enough to kill him, my God! 191 00:08:11,494 --> 00:08:15,498 Listen, you look like me, you get pretty used to guys staring at your boobs. 192 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:19,763 - [rock music playing] - Come on. 193 00:08:19,806 --> 00:08:22,592 If you're not gonna let me buy you a shot, then let me buy you a beer. 194 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,724 Come on, be a little friendlier. 195 00:08:24,768 --> 00:08:26,073 [all laughing] 196 00:08:26,117 --> 00:08:27,727 Dude, that's a dude. 197 00:08:27,771 --> 00:08:29,512 Bet you think 198 00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:32,602 you're real funny, don't you, huh? You piece of... 199 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,081 [gasps] 200 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:35,082 What? 201 00:08:35,126 --> 00:08:36,431 We need to talk to number 25 202 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,085 on the Sick Puppies softball team. 203 00:08:38,129 --> 00:08:39,957 I'll track down a roster. 204 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,481 [sneezes] 205 00:08:42,525 --> 00:08:45,005 [Don] There's a lot of love out there. 206 00:08:46,529 --> 00:08:48,618 And you're the man with the plan. 207 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:52,186 You're gonna kill tonight, baby, but don't actually kill anybody, 208 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,493 because people are gonna see this. 209 00:08:54,537 --> 00:08:56,321 That was a joke, of course. 210 00:08:56,364 --> 00:08:57,844 But seriously, don't. 211 00:08:57,888 --> 00:08:59,324 Don't kill anyone. 212 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:00,978 - Let's begin. - I love that enthusiasm. 213 00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,501 Just one small thought. 214 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:04,547 Instead of starting at a ten, 215 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:08,507 maybe you can start at a three or four, 216 00:09:08,551 --> 00:09:12,032 and then build to a ten. 217 00:09:14,557 --> 00:09:16,167 Just one man's opinion. 218 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,864 - Sam? - [Sam] Yes, Mr. E? 219 00:09:17,908 --> 00:09:19,562 Hit it. 220 00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,868 - [orchestral music playing] - New theme music. My idea. 221 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:26,090 You're welcome. 222 00:09:31,878 --> 00:09:33,401 [crowd cheering] 223 00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:40,887 Answer me this, brothers and sisters. 224 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:43,934 Does the rabbit tell the wolf when it can be eaten? 225 00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:45,762 [all] No! 226 00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:47,677 Or you can start on a ten. 227 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,243 Medical examiner, huh? 228 00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:51,376 That must be a tough gig right now. 229 00:09:51,419 --> 00:09:53,857 Everyone's dead, but nobody's dying. 230 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:57,077 If those damn zombies have their way, you're gonna be out of work really soon. 231 00:09:59,079 --> 00:10:00,864 The spaghetti is 232 00:10:00,907 --> 00:10:02,126 so good, isn't it, Bill? 233 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,607 Yes, dear, it is. 234 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,565 And you don't have to redirect my conversation like I'm some kind of toddler, 235 00:10:06,609 --> 00:10:07,871 Emily. 236 00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:10,569 Look, I like you. 237 00:10:10,613 --> 00:10:14,051 You're a hell of a lot more engaging and personable than Peyton's usual boyfriends. 238 00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:16,706 Okay. Dad, we're not doing this, okay? 239 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,273 My God, Peyton, I'm giving the man a compliment. 240 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,885 I'd much rather you settle for an ME with personality 241 00:10:21,928 --> 00:10:23,756 than an actual doctor with none. 242 00:10:26,106 --> 00:10:28,065 - [gulps] - Judge Charles... 243 00:10:28,108 --> 00:10:30,894 I am an actual doctor, and you're not giving me a compliment. 244 00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:33,244 You're taking a dig at me to get a rise out of your daughter, 245 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,376 and I want it to stop. Now. 246 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:45,604 These meatballs sure are tasty. 247 00:10:45,648 --> 00:10:48,433 And you can bet when the time arrives, 248 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,000 they'll come with their pitchforks, 249 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:52,698 they'll come with their torches... 250 00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:55,658 Are you crying because of the medical condition, or because 251 00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:57,311 it moved you to tears? 252 00:10:57,355 --> 00:11:00,793 The condition, but I did think that Angus was powerful. 253 00:11:00,837 --> 00:11:02,926 And the cut? What do you think? 254 00:11:02,969 --> 00:11:05,145 The zoom in the last shot felt unmotivated. 255 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,149 Unmotivated zoom... 256 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,109 Screw you. 257 00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:18,028 I'm not gonna sit here and take film criticism from some weeping monster. 258 00:11:18,071 --> 00:11:19,725 You asked my opinion. 259 00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:22,423 I'm sorry, I'm just fragile. This is my baby. 260 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:25,209 It's upload time. 261 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:29,213 [sighs] Right after we add some hashtags. 262 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,955 Hashtag zombie, hashtag apocalypse. 263 00:11:31,998 --> 00:11:33,304 Sure. 264 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,349 I mean, we want people to see it. 265 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,003 So... 266 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:41,051 Hashtag lesbians, hashtag twins, 267 00:11:41,094 --> 00:11:46,534 hashtag badonkadonk, hashtag bodacious tatas. 268 00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:49,146 It's disrespectful, Don E. 269 00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:51,409 Women with large breasts are born that way. 270 00:11:51,452 --> 00:11:53,063 Yeah, some of them. 271 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:56,719 Fine. 272 00:11:56,762 --> 00:12:02,028 Forgot your progressive views on such things, but badonkadonk is fine. 273 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:06,250 We're live. 274 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,730 [cups clinking] 275 00:12:07,773 --> 00:12:09,949 Well, I'll be back in a few days. 276 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:12,082 While I'm gone, Ravi said he'll pop over and see how you're doing. 277 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,562 Feed us our formula, change our diapers, that kind of thing? 278 00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:17,609 Exactly, although I draw the line at burping. 279 00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:18,915 You may just have to remain gassy. 280 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,786 [laughs] 281 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:23,571 And, hey, with Mom, you know, volunteering, and your back... 282 00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:25,399 Remember what happened last time your back went out? 283 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:27,097 I do, I do. 284 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,925 - And you refuse to wear a... - Of course, I didn't. 285 00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:30,230 Don't even say it. You think I'll wear a medical... 286 00:12:30,274 --> 00:12:31,884 - I'm not an old man. - Okay. 287 00:12:31,928 --> 00:12:33,756 [clears throat] 288 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,801 It's very nice of you to offer, Ravi. 289 00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:38,064 Yes, thank you. 290 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,501 You know, Peyton, um... I'm glad you brought up your trip to DC, 291 00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:42,242 because actually, um... 292 00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:43,809 Your mother and I... [sighs] 293 00:12:43,853 --> 00:12:45,419 We want to talk to you about it. 294 00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:48,248 Guys, it's my job, I have to go. 295 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,815 I'll be perfectly safe. 296 00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:51,512 We're not asking you to cancel the trip. 297 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:53,427 Oh. 298 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,342 - Good. - We came here to tell you that when you get to DC... 299 00:12:55,386 --> 00:12:57,605 Stay. 300 00:12:57,649 --> 00:13:01,261 Just don't ever come back to Seattle. 301 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:02,654 Why in the world would I do that? 302 00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:04,525 Because there is a faction out there 303 00:13:04,569 --> 00:13:08,007 that wants to stop all the brain shipments to this city. 304 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:10,793 They want the humans and monsters to fight it out, 305 00:13:10,836 --> 00:13:13,317 and they say if the humans win, great. 306 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,146 But if the zombies win, they're gonna nuke the city. 307 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:19,845 So either way, you are better off anywhere outside those walls. 308 00:13:19,889 --> 00:13:23,109 I know that, Dad. I'm going to DC to try and prevent that 309 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,328 from happening. 310 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,025 This is going to end badly. 311 00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:27,810 - Stay away. - I appreciate your concern... 312 00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:30,203 But this is out of the question! 313 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:31,378 With the Mayor dead... 314 00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,946 Killed by a zombie, no doubt. 315 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:37,167 Until a new mayor is elected, I am, for all intents and purposes, running the city. 316 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,343 Ravi, talk some sense into them. 317 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,128 [sighs] 318 00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:45,828 Honestly, I agree with them. 319 00:13:45,871 --> 00:13:47,568 Once you leave, I don't think you should come back. 320 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:49,919 It's not safe here. 321 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,183 [William] That's my boy. 322 00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:56,055 - I told you this man was a keeper. - [scoffs] 323 00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:58,014 Listen to him, Peyton, please. 324 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:06,239 [coughs] 325 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:08,198 So, I'll grab some food before you go home? 326 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:11,505 I was thinking Al-Shabaz kebabs. 327 00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:13,856 Come in, please close the door. 328 00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:18,773 [chuckles] 329 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,123 "Close the door." 330 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,429 Sounds serious. 331 00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,736 You must really hate kebabs. 332 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:25,911 [clears throat] 333 00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,610 We need to end this thing, Clive. 334 00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:30,611 Break up? 335 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,789 We gave it our best. 336 00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:37,444 We really did. 337 00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:38,793 [sighs] Dale... 338 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,056 I met someone else. 339 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,884 [sighs] 340 00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:45,757 That was against the rules. 341 00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:48,760 Yeah, um... 342 00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,936 Well... 343 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:54,897 [sighs] Do you have something that you could do? 344 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,595 For a couple of hours, so I could go over to your place and clear out my stuff? 345 00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:21,445 [exhales] 346 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:28,321 [sighs] 347 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:31,642 [sniffs] 348 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,078 I'm a boob man, 349 00:15:33,122 --> 00:15:35,603 what can I say? 350 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:38,127 I'd had a few too many, I thought I was talking to a hot chick with a big rack. 351 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,564 You're a guy, you know how it goes. 352 00:15:42,305 --> 00:15:43,480 Clive? 353 00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:45,874 [coughs] 354 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,919 [sniffs] Oh, I'm sorry, I was just, um... 355 00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:49,965 What were you saying? 356 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:51,488 Someone broke up with you? 357 00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:53,403 [Liv] Uh, no. 358 00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,145 We were talking about how Ron was hitting on Vince, 359 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,452 until your buddies started razzing you about it. 360 00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,410 Were you feeling humiliated? 361 00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:02,456 - It wasn't my best moment. - You were furious, weren't you? 362 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,501 Which is why you called the victim a piece of... 363 00:16:04,545 --> 00:16:06,460 Ah, ah... 364 00:16:06,503 --> 00:16:08,026 No. No. 365 00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:09,985 [sneezes] 366 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,639 [screams] 367 00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:15,643 God. 368 00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:26,480 I think her point is you had motive to kill Vince. 369 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:27,959 I wasn't that motivated. 370 00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:30,353 Besides, I saw the guy that punched Vince. 371 00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:32,486 That's probably your killer. 372 00:16:32,529 --> 00:16:34,488 Vince was killed by a blow to the head. 373 00:16:34,531 --> 00:16:35,706 Oh. 374 00:16:37,969 --> 00:16:39,667 Well, in that case, I saw the murder. 375 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,451 Yeah, I was headed out to my car, 376 00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:42,974 and I see the son of a bitch that I just hit on, 377 00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:46,412 and then I see his or her exact double. 378 00:16:47,979 --> 00:16:50,199 He must've seen Vince and Sheila. 379 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,202 Are you mansplaining the case to me, Detective? 380 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,508 I'm up to speed. 381 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,599 - [coughs] - Ugh. 382 00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,556 Go on. 383 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,123 At first, I thought 384 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,559 I was seeing double 'cause, you know, beers. 385 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:04,343 One of them was your dead guy 386 00:17:04,387 --> 00:17:05,693 trying to get into his car. 387 00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:08,347 And the other was, I guess, a real lady. 388 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:11,960 Real Lady was getting picked up by a big dude in a Cutlass. 389 00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:15,006 He sees your victim and he yells out, "It's not funny, 390 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,355 you bleeping bleep. 391 00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:18,009 It's demeaning." 392 00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:20,403 Dead Guy gets in his car real quick. 393 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:22,492 He did not wanna mess with Big Guy. 394 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:24,146 Big Dude and Big Guy? 395 00:17:24,189 --> 00:17:25,626 Same person. 396 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,497 Then, when Dead Guy is safely in his car, 397 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:30,413 he flipped off Big Dude in the Cutlass. 398 00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:33,590 Big Dude gets out of his car, marches over to Dead Guy 399 00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,331 while he's trying to get the engine turned over 400 00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:38,116 and punches him through the window. 401 00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,598 Through the window. 402 00:17:41,642 --> 00:17:43,078 Probably a zombie raging out. 403 00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:44,340 Did you see his eyes? 404 00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:46,734 No, I was behind him. 405 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:48,997 Well, it says here that Sheila is married. 406 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,086 We should see how big that husband is. 407 00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:54,916 Are you ready to visit our next culinary destination? 408 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,615 Yesterday, pizza took us to the mob-ruled shores of Sicily. 409 00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:01,270 Today, we visit the mysterious Orient. 410 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,620 Isobel. 411 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,406 [exclaims] 412 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,758 [laughs] You are so easy. 413 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:14,892 Yeah. [Laughs sarcastically] Hilarious. 414 00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:18,548 Look, I know this is just your coping mechanism, 415 00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:22,204 but would you mind picking one not quite so heart attack-y for me? 416 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,119 I'm almost out of time. 417 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:25,424 No. 418 00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:28,776 He's out of time. 419 00:18:28,819 --> 00:18:30,604 You're still movin' and groovin'. 420 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,397 Look, 421 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,313 think of me as your, uh, personal genie 422 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:48,447 with no magical abilities, of course. 423 00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:50,667 Tell me your heart's fondest desire. 424 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,584 Teach me how to drive? 425 00:18:54,628 --> 00:18:55,803 Oh. 426 00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:59,328 The genie was not expecting that. 427 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:03,985 But, in spite of the fact that putting a teenager with very little to lose 428 00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:06,204 in charge of a 4,000-pound vehicle 429 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:09,077 with me inside is objectively terrifying... 430 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:13,255 Your wish is my command. 431 00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:18,608 Oh. 432 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,569 Oh, and unlimited wishes. 433 00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:24,832 Damn. 434 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,616 Should've thought of that first. 435 00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:30,402 So has our friend Russ Roche taken the bait? 436 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:31,839 He has. 437 00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,623 He says it's time for me to meet his boss. 438 00:19:35,538 --> 00:19:36,757 Be careful. 439 00:19:39,585 --> 00:19:40,717 [clicks] 440 00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:42,458 Commander. You need to see this. 441 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,854 The only creature more despicable than a human 442 00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:50,161 is a zombie who murders other zombies! 443 00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:54,992 These infidels go by the name of Fillmore Graves, 444 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:58,256 because they want to fill more graves with you, 445 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,780 brothers and sisters. 446 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:03,348 They have the guns, 447 00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:05,742 but we've got God on our side. 448 00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:07,091 [audience cheering] 449 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:08,353 [man] This went up last night. 450 00:20:08,397 --> 00:20:09,746 It's blowing up. 451 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:12,227 Oh, boy. 452 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:17,885 [Angus] We'll treat humans like chattel and slaughter them like cattle. 453 00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:23,629 We'll breed them like cattle and bread them like cutlets. 454 00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:25,588 If there's a zombie out there 455 00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,938 who's feeling sorry for himself, 456 00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:31,376 you don't deserve the honor of joining the ranks of the undead! 457 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:35,076 We are stronger. We are faster. 458 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,730 And we are blessed by God. 459 00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:39,733 It's time to take what's ours. 460 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,474 Humans may look like us, but they are not us 461 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:44,128 because they were born to die. 462 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,130 Hey, just wanted to say goodbye. 463 00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:49,046 I'm headed off on my little goodwill trip to Washington. 464 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,135 [Angus] They paint "Z's" on our doors. 465 00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,137 - The humans... - What's this? 466 00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:55,792 They do it because they're waiting, too. 467 00:20:55,836 --> 00:20:59,665 And you can bet, when the time arrives, they'll come with their pitchforks. 468 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,798 They'll come with their torches and their shotguns. 469 00:21:01,842 --> 00:21:04,801 And God speaks to me, and he says, "Why wait for that day? 470 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,064 Take the fight to them!" 471 00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:08,979 - [audience cheering] - Take it to them! 472 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:10,807 Take it to them! 473 00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:13,810 Enjoy your goodwill trip, honey. 474 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:17,771 This certainly puts a kink in my "we can all live in harmony" speech. 475 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,045 Knock 'em dead. 476 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,702 Uh, just... 477 00:21:36,746 --> 00:21:38,226 Germophobe brain, so... 478 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:42,317 Okay. 479 00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:44,710 [sighs] 480 00:21:52,893 --> 00:21:54,982 Really, you two? 481 00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:59,029 I'm coming back, I swear. 482 00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:00,596 You'll hardly know I'm gone. 483 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,720 [Liv] Isobel? 484 00:22:15,764 --> 00:22:18,723 Peyton left you a gift for your first driving lesson. 485 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:21,987 It's a lucky rabbit's foot key chain 486 00:22:22,031 --> 00:22:23,424 from a very unlucky rabbit. 487 00:22:35,349 --> 00:22:36,741 Fine. 488 00:22:36,785 --> 00:22:38,308 I'll just throw out the key chain. 489 00:22:38,352 --> 00:22:39,788 [laughs] 490 00:22:39,831 --> 00:22:41,790 Have I gone to the well too many times? 491 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:45,184 You're just lucky I have a soft spot for dark, repetitive humor. 492 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:55,412 Have you been to the processing plant 493 00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,588 where they turn the brains into mush? 494 00:22:57,632 --> 00:23:00,548 - I have. - I don't want that for me. 495 00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:03,115 I want you to have it 496 00:23:03,159 --> 00:23:05,814 so that my memories can live on, 497 00:23:05,857 --> 00:23:09,078 even for just a little bit. 498 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,560 There's nothing too exciting in there, but I'll... 499 00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:15,214 I'll have more peace of mind if you... 500 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,784 [coughs] 501 00:23:19,828 --> 00:23:21,960 Congratulations. 502 00:23:22,004 --> 00:23:25,834 You set a precinct record for most tasers required to subdue a suspect. 503 00:23:25,877 --> 00:23:30,665 And still managed to put two of your officers in the hospital. 504 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,319 It's almost not your fault. 505 00:23:33,363 --> 00:23:38,499 To a zombie like you, humans are but weak little rag dolls, n'est-ce pas? 506 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,849 Yeah, let's wrap this up. 507 00:23:40,892 --> 00:23:43,112 You've been arrested for assault seven times. 508 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,853 You're married to the woman the victim offended. 509 00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:47,203 And we have an eyewitness who saw you punch him, 510 00:23:47,246 --> 00:23:49,684 likely the fatal blow. So why don't 511 00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:52,382 you just be a man and admit you killed him? 512 00:23:52,426 --> 00:23:56,038 Take your time. I understand that this must be upsetting for you. 513 00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:59,476 Oh, hell. 514 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,130 I'm not upset. 515 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,871 These tears are a medical condition. 516 00:24:02,914 --> 00:24:04,873 A man insults another man's wife, 517 00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:07,876 and that man cold cocks him for it. 518 00:24:07,919 --> 00:24:09,617 In what world is that a crime? 519 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:10,661 This world. 520 00:24:10,705 --> 00:24:11,880 You killed the guy. 521 00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:12,881 Good. 522 00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:16,972 Well, that was easy. 523 00:24:17,015 --> 00:24:19,017 - [coughs] - This case is closed. 524 00:24:19,061 --> 00:24:20,497 [clears throat] 525 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:23,369 Why don't you take some acetaminophen 526 00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:26,808 while I escort our killer to the Fillmore Graves 527 00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:29,071 freezer section? 528 00:24:29,114 --> 00:24:32,509 I will put him between the ice cream and the leggo-my-Eggo waffles, eh? 529 00:24:32,553 --> 00:24:34,424 Uh-huh. 530 00:24:34,468 --> 00:24:35,686 [cellphone vibrating] 531 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,743 Where is the thimblewit that screwed up my steak dinner? 532 00:24:48,786 --> 00:24:50,745 I'm Corporal Benito, ma'am. And you are? 533 00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:52,529 Who am I? Who am I? 534 00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,400 I'm the single busiest woman in Seattle, 535 00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:56,751 and I did not have time for this little detour tonight. 536 00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:58,753 I'm sorry, ma'am. 537 00:24:58,796 --> 00:25:00,581 I still don't know who you are. 538 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,278 I'm Peyton Charles, 539 00:25:02,321 --> 00:25:04,759 chief of staff to the late, great Mayor Floyd Baracus. 540 00:25:04,802 --> 00:25:06,587 Now I'm the de facto acting mayor, 541 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,458 and I had better things to do tonight 542 00:25:08,502 --> 00:25:10,591 than visit a checkpoint outside the wall. 543 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,331 [corporal] Of course. Pleasure to meet you, ma'am. 544 00:25:14,812 --> 00:25:16,074 You're wearing the same outfit. 545 00:25:17,511 --> 00:25:18,947 Good catch, Sherlock. 546 00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:21,036 You broke the case wide open. 547 00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:23,952 Guess what? I don't throw away blouses every time I wear one. 548 00:25:23,995 --> 00:25:28,086 Now, where's the genius down here who won't let my forensic accountant back into the city? 549 00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:29,523 Follow me this way. 550 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,614 [all coughing] 551 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,963 Ms. Escovido. 552 00:25:35,006 --> 00:25:36,442 Come on. The city needs you back. 553 00:25:36,486 --> 00:25:38,053 This is the last time we lend you out. 554 00:25:38,096 --> 00:25:39,620 - Yes, ma'am. - Is that... 555 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,796 Yeah, that's the acting mayor, all right. 556 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:43,232 [man] It's the mayor. 557 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,712 It's time to go get your daughter. 558 00:25:44,755 --> 00:25:46,278 Ms. Mayor, I've been here for three days. 559 00:25:46,322 --> 00:25:47,628 I have a brother inside the wall. 560 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,499 Do you have any candy? 561 00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:51,588 - [all clamoring] - [sneezes] 562 00:25:51,632 --> 00:25:53,155 - Ms. Mayor. - I really gotta go. 563 00:25:53,198 --> 00:25:54,460 [all] Ms. Mayor. 564 00:25:54,504 --> 00:25:55,723 Visit the Rock and Roll Museum. 565 00:25:55,766 --> 00:25:57,420 You won't regret it. 566 00:25:57,463 --> 00:25:58,813 - [man] Mayor, please. - Don't forget to vote. 567 00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:00,205 [all coughing] 568 00:26:00,249 --> 00:26:01,598 Space Needle. Best view in the city. 569 00:26:01,642 --> 00:26:03,339 I really gotta go. 570 00:26:05,602 --> 00:26:07,169 [Major] Uncool, Russ. 571 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:09,214 I thought I was a valued employee. 572 00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:10,085 This seems like overkill. 573 00:26:10,912 --> 00:26:11,913 [man] We're here. 574 00:26:16,395 --> 00:26:17,745 That was fun. 575 00:26:20,661 --> 00:26:22,880 Sorry about the bag, it's just... 576 00:26:22,924 --> 00:26:24,665 until we get to know each other. 577 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,405 - You the guy in charge? - That's him. 578 00:26:26,449 --> 00:26:29,495 Name's Major, I'm ready to be rich. 579 00:26:29,539 --> 00:26:31,585 Russ says you're looking for a man who has Chase Grave's ear 580 00:26:31,628 --> 00:26:32,847 to make all your dreams come true. 581 00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:34,370 Whoa, there. 582 00:26:34,413 --> 00:26:36,546 You may be rich before you leave this room, 583 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:38,374 but not until I know I can trust you. 584 00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:40,898 I'm also ready to be uncuffed and offered a drink. 585 00:26:43,074 --> 00:26:44,598 Patience, dude. 586 00:26:44,641 --> 00:26:46,556 First, you gotta pass a little test. 587 00:26:47,905 --> 00:26:50,386 [sighs] 588 00:26:50,429 --> 00:26:53,694 This brain is from a Russian gang member, 589 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,740 a rival, who we captured and questioned. 590 00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:58,612 Every time he told a lie, we gave him the old... 591 00:26:58,655 --> 00:27:00,439 [imitates electrical buzzing] 592 00:27:00,483 --> 00:27:02,441 [laughs] 593 00:27:02,485 --> 00:27:08,186 We did this for weeks, until his brain was rewired. 594 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,840 By the time he died, he was, like, 595 00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:12,626 literally incapable of lying. 596 00:27:12,669 --> 00:27:14,453 Just like you're about be. 597 00:27:14,497 --> 00:27:15,890 [pops] 598 00:27:17,239 --> 00:27:18,806 It's never failed us. 599 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,636 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 600 00:27:27,641 --> 00:27:30,556 Am I gonna have to break your teeth with a hammer to get you to eat this, 601 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,254 or will you be a big boy? 602 00:27:36,432 --> 00:27:38,216 I'll eat it. 603 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,305 Just seems inhospitable, that's all. 604 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:48,357 Now chew. 605 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,968 And swallow. 606 00:27:51,012 --> 00:27:52,491 You know how to swallow, don't you? 607 00:27:52,535 --> 00:27:53,623 Just close your lips and... 608 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:54,624 Now, what? 609 00:27:56,147 --> 00:27:56,974 Hmph. 610 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,977 Now we wait. 611 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,153 And then we find out whose side you're really on. 612 00:28:04,547 --> 00:28:05,983 Bring it on. 613 00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:15,515 [Major] Has it crossed my mind? 614 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:17,822 Yeah. I mean, look how he's built. 615 00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:20,303 Where does he even find the time to work out? 616 00:28:20,346 --> 00:28:23,567 But, hey, it's not like I have pictures of Chase Graves taped up in my locker. 617 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:25,700 [scoffs] 618 00:28:25,743 --> 00:28:27,702 Okay, I think it's safe to say the truth brain's kicked in. 619 00:28:27,745 --> 00:28:29,399 Then let's get right down to it, 620 00:28:31,227 --> 00:28:34,360 Are you with us or Fillmore Graves? 621 00:28:35,927 --> 00:28:37,581 Fillmore Graves. 622 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:40,889 Duh. 623 00:28:40,932 --> 00:28:46,198 Oh, yeah. I've been pretending to be on your side the whole time, just playing Russ, 624 00:28:46,242 --> 00:28:49,158 gaining his trust, hoping he'd eventually bring me to you. 625 00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,857 Which he did, because he's not exactly Ivy League material. 626 00:28:52,901 --> 00:28:56,382 Like, maybe Brown, if he's got connections. 627 00:28:56,426 --> 00:28:58,080 [chuckles] 628 00:28:58,123 --> 00:29:00,212 It's actually kind of interesting how he did it. 629 00:29:00,256 --> 00:29:03,999 See, Chase and I figured if he announced that I was in charge of 630 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:06,610 deciding whether or not to buy the fancy security measures, 631 00:29:06,653 --> 00:29:08,612 which never even existed, by the way, 632 00:29:08,655 --> 00:29:11,702 we just made them up, then Russ would bring me to you 633 00:29:11,746 --> 00:29:13,791 so you could convince me to veto it, 634 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:18,187 which is exactly what Russ did, because Russ is a, um... 635 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:20,102 Oh, what did Chase call him? 636 00:29:21,668 --> 00:29:23,105 "A dolt." 637 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:30,939 So, yeah. [Sighs] Short version, I'm here to take you down. 638 00:29:30,982 --> 00:29:33,680 - AJ, I had no idea. - Shut up! 639 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,683 Well... 640 00:29:39,164 --> 00:29:42,646 Too bad things won't work out the way you planned, Major. 641 00:29:42,689 --> 00:29:45,910 Looks like you'll never get that gondola ride with Chase Graves 642 00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:47,607 in the Grand Canal. 643 00:29:47,651 --> 00:29:50,306 [cocks gun] 644 00:29:50,349 --> 00:29:53,483 Actually, things worked out exactly as I'd planned because I swallowed a tracking device 645 00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:55,659 before coming here. 646 00:29:55,702 --> 00:29:57,182 And I've got cotton in my ears. 647 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,971 - Hands in the air! - [indistinct shouting] 648 00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:04,668 [shouting continues] 649 00:30:04,711 --> 00:30:07,192 Hey, guys. Great work. 650 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:08,846 My squad's top-notch. 651 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,717 Three of the four of them at least. 652 00:30:10,761 --> 00:30:12,197 Major, zip it. 653 00:30:18,595 --> 00:30:20,727 [music playing on radio] 654 00:30:28,518 --> 00:30:29,998 So how do you feel? 655 00:30:35,394 --> 00:30:38,615 I feel great. You were great, that was... 656 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,009 Great. 657 00:30:41,052 --> 00:30:43,489 You sure everything's great? 658 00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:45,013 [chuckles] 659 00:30:45,056 --> 00:30:47,189 - Yeah, um... - [chuckles] 660 00:30:47,232 --> 00:30:49,887 I mean, I should probably go, though, right? 661 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,715 Early morning. 662 00:30:51,758 --> 00:30:54,370 You could go. But that seems like a dumb idea to me. 663 00:30:55,632 --> 00:30:57,634 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 664 00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:04,206 Do I need to mail you a formal invitation? 665 00:31:04,249 --> 00:31:08,384 Come here. I request the pleasure of your company. 666 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,128 [laughs] 667 00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:37,282 [Liv] Knock it off already. I know you're joking. 668 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,721 Isobel, I swear, if you're playing around... 669 00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:44,463 Isobel Katherine Bloom, get your ass up off that floor! 670 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:47,075 Mom? 671 00:31:47,118 --> 00:31:49,729 - I can't believe you came! - Oh, baby. 672 00:31:49,773 --> 00:31:51,949 It's so good to see you. 673 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,604 - Psst, you're in my shot. - I've missed you so much. 674 00:31:55,779 --> 00:31:57,563 I'm so glad you're here. 675 00:31:57,607 --> 00:31:58,434 My little girl. 676 00:32:00,262 --> 00:32:02,090 I told you not to do this. 677 00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:04,309 Yeah, well... Tough. 678 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,618 Why are you dressed like Peyton? 679 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:09,880 It doesn't matter. 680 00:32:10,489 --> 00:32:11,838 Nice work. 681 00:32:17,747 --> 00:32:19,836 This, my friends, 682 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,057 is what it looks like when a plan comes together. 683 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:23,971 [all cheering] 684 00:32:24,014 --> 00:32:25,364 I know what some of you cynics 685 00:32:25,407 --> 00:32:26,887 might be saying. "A hundred cases of brain tubes? 686 00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,237 Is that all we have to show for this operation, Commander?" 687 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:33,241 Well, you cynics would be forgetting about the traitors we've ferreted out. 688 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,070 You're forgetting about your zombie brothers and sisters who will sleep 689 00:32:36,113 --> 00:32:38,115 with fuller bellies. 690 00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:41,554 But most of all, you don't know what's in these cases. 691 00:32:41,597 --> 00:32:44,252 [all cheering] 692 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,124 So tonight, 693 00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,126 and just tonight, 694 00:32:49,170 --> 00:32:51,564 we've got you covered. Eat what you want! 695 00:32:51,607 --> 00:32:55,481 Drink what you want. It's all on Cobra Kai. Wait. That's not right. 696 00:32:55,524 --> 00:32:58,658 What were they called? Major? Where's Major? The man of the hour? 697 00:32:58,701 --> 00:33:01,269 - The Blue Cobras. - The Blue Cobras! That's it. 698 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,793 Let's hear it for Lillywhite. He gets the job done. 699 00:33:03,837 --> 00:33:07,449 [all cheering] 700 00:33:07,493 --> 00:33:10,757 Hey, DJ! Play something from the aughts for this old soldier. 701 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,454 [rock music playing] 702 00:33:12,498 --> 00:33:13,847 Good job, man! 703 00:33:14,717 --> 00:33:16,066 Thank you. 704 00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:22,159 [indistinct chatter] 705 00:33:22,203 --> 00:33:24,161 So, what do you say we get a picture with your team 706 00:33:24,205 --> 00:33:25,859 in front of the spoils of war, huh? 707 00:33:25,902 --> 00:33:27,426 We'll hang it up in the lounge. 708 00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:30,167 - My squad isn't back. - Why? 709 00:33:32,561 --> 00:33:35,042 - There they are. - Get 'em, and let's do this. 710 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,180 Your boys are asking for the good stuff. 711 00:33:43,224 --> 00:33:45,182 And I mean, like, the really good stuff. 712 00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:46,967 Whatever they want. 713 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:48,708 I like your style. 714 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,679 Sir, there's... There's been an incident. 715 00:34:03,723 --> 00:34:05,333 During the transport, 716 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,683 Russ Roche managed to get his hands on a weapon, 717 00:34:07,727 --> 00:34:09,250 and he escaped. 718 00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:10,382 He what? 719 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:11,856 Sir, I swear to you, 720 00:34:11,899 --> 00:34:13,161 I will personally find him and bring him... 721 00:34:13,205 --> 00:34:14,815 And whose weapon did he take? 722 00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:17,209 This is my squad, sir. It's my responsibility. 723 00:34:17,252 --> 00:34:20,473 - Whose weapon? - I will handle the discipline internally, sir. 724 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,866 - Shut that off! - [music stops] 725 00:34:21,909 --> 00:34:23,868 I said, whose weapon was it, Lillywhite? 726 00:34:26,348 --> 00:34:28,089 Mine, sir. 727 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:33,355 [sighs] 728 00:34:33,399 --> 00:34:36,489 Sir, I swear, I will find Roche and I will drag his ass right back to your office. 729 00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:39,013 Yes, you will. 730 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:46,064 [gunshots] 731 00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:53,593 No! 732 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,800 [gasps] 733 00:35:38,464 --> 00:35:40,118 [gasps] 734 00:36:03,086 --> 00:36:05,741 [choir singing] 735 00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,628 [gunshot] 736 00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,673 - [grunts] - [all screaming] 737 00:37:11,154 --> 00:37:12,373 [all clamoring] 738 00:37:13,678 --> 00:37:14,505 [Mace] Tucker! 739 00:37:16,638 --> 00:37:19,162 Tucker! Please! 740 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:20,511 [screams] 741 00:37:21,164 --> 00:37:22,078 Help me! 742 00:37:22,122 --> 00:37:23,384 Thank you, my son. 743 00:37:26,387 --> 00:37:27,867 What's he to you? 744 00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:31,609 Just... 745 00:37:31,653 --> 00:37:33,481 [Mace screaming] 746 00:37:33,524 --> 00:37:36,005 Just food, that's all. 747 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,930 If you're wondering why I'm dressed like this, here's the reason. 748 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,193 Isobel, driving lesson time. 749 00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:02,162 Oh, no. 750 00:38:14,696 --> 00:38:16,567 She's in the bedroom now. 751 00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:36,936 Isobel? 752 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:40,243 [sighs] 753 00:38:40,287 --> 00:38:42,550 It's not funny anymore. 754 00:38:42,593 --> 00:38:45,118 You're scaring us. [Sniffles] 755 00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,299 You know... 756 00:38:55,476 --> 00:38:58,087 You might have them fooled. 757 00:38:58,131 --> 00:39:00,046 Two of them aren't even doctors. 758 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,268 Now, come on. 759 00:39:06,661 --> 00:39:07,836 [sniffles] 760 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:12,449 Eyes open. 761 00:39:17,411 --> 00:39:18,978 We've got work to do. 762 00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,632 [sniffles] 763 00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:26,594 Please. 764 00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:43,828 [sniffles] 765 00:39:48,007 --> 00:39:50,139 I never want to say goodbye. 766 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:27,872 There's something I shot you two should see. 767 00:40:31,702 --> 00:40:34,053 [Isobel] Levon? 768 00:40:34,096 --> 00:40:37,839 How you think these guys'll take it when I bite the big one? 769 00:40:37,882 --> 00:40:42,235 [Levon] Honestly? I think they're gonna take it very, very hard. 770 00:40:46,065 --> 00:40:48,589 - Tell them not to... - You tell them. 771 00:40:59,426 --> 00:41:02,429 Liv, Ravi. 772 00:41:03,604 --> 00:41:05,736 Try not to be sad. 773 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:08,522 Nobody's been luckier than me. 774 00:41:08,565 --> 00:41:11,046 I got to meet the two of you. 775 00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:16,617 And what did they say on Zombie High when Cornelia died? 776 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:19,228 - [both] "I'm just meat with a spark." - " I'm just meat with a spark." 777 00:41:19,272 --> 00:41:22,927 - "And then I'm not." - " And then I'm not." 778 00:41:22,971 --> 00:41:25,278 [chuckles] Hits you right here, doesn't it? 779 00:41:32,415 --> 00:41:33,938 I love you guys. 780 00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:36,767 And I always will. 56590

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