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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:36,222 Now in the street there is violence 2 00:02:36,306 --> 00:02:40,476 And, and a lots of work to be done 3 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:44,063 No place to hang out our washing 4 00:02:44,148 --> 00:02:47,483 And, and I can't blame all on the sun 5 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:50,570 Hello? 6 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,780 It's dead out here and I'm hating you about now. 7 00:02:52,865 --> 00:02:54,240 What kind of agent are you? 8 00:02:54,324 --> 00:02:55,908 You'll find the road, Kimberly. 9 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:58,411 Look, it's 4:00 a. m. in LA. Can I go back to sleep? 10 00:02:58,495 --> 00:03:00,079 I was up all night on the red-eye 11 00:03:00,164 --> 00:03:02,081 and it wasn't first class like you promised. 12 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:05,001 Give me credit for the car. Nice ride, huh? 13 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,502 Yeah, whatever. 14 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:10,715 By the way, these directions suck. This project sucks. 15 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,425 Hey, it's a great opportunity. 16 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,260 It's a reality show pilot! 17 00:03:14,344 --> 00:03:17,263 Hey, you sang your way to the top seven the last time you were on TV. 18 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:18,848 Now, you're the star. 19 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,600 You're Kimberly-fucking-Caldwell. 20 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:22,393 You're the only celebrity they've got! 21 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:25,646 If I'm such a celebrity, Tommy, get me a movie. 22 00:03:25,731 --> 00:03:28,149 Look, Kimster, your Q score is going to go way up 23 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:30,526 and you'll have a chance to win 90 grand. 24 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,694 I thought it was 100. 25 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,030 Well, I get 10%, remember? 26 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,034 Wait. There's a turn off. 27 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:47,752 Look, I've got power yoga in, like, two hours. Did you find it yet? 28 00:03:48,212 --> 00:03:50,046 I don't know. There's some old paper mill here, 29 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,589 but there's nothing about it on the map. 30 00:03:51,673 --> 00:03:52,924 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got to be it. 31 00:03:53,008 --> 00:03:55,176 Look, Kimbo, you can't afford to make a wrong turn here. 32 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:57,595 You really don't have the time. 33 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:13,569 Why am I here? 34 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,279 Because this business is tough. Besides... 35 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:16,489 Wait, you're breaking up. Hello? 36 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:18,991 ...of all my clients, you're the one with the "it" factor here... 37 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,577 Hello? Fuck! 38 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:49,230 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 39 00:04:57,447 --> 00:04:59,615 Don't be dead. Don't be dead. 40 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,514 Help! 41 00:05:27,144 --> 00:05:28,269 Shit! 42 00:05:29,146 --> 00:05:30,438 Anybody? 43 00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:38,738 Don't worry. I'm going to get you help. Okay? 44 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,908 No. Please! 45 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:45,828 Please! No, don't die. Come on. Breathe! Breathe! 46 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,343 I'm here. I'm here. 47 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:31,058 It's the end of the world. Society in chaos. 48 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:34,270 Governments no longer in control. 49 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:38,524 The world has been devastated by a catastrophic disaster 50 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:40,276 but you're still alive. 51 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:46,032 Overnight you've been thrust back into the Stone Age. 52 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:48,743 Modern conveniences are a thing of the past. 53 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,162 Would you have the guts to survive? 54 00:07:51,246 --> 00:07:54,081 I am retired Marine Colonel Dale Murphy. 55 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:56,083 Welcome to the apocalypse. 56 00:07:56,168 --> 00:07:57,710 Over the next five days, 57 00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:01,756 these six contestants will be put to the ultimate test. 58 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,884 I'm going to be the ultimate survivor, because on my last show 59 00:08:04,968 --> 00:08:08,512 I learned, more than anything, what it takes to win. 60 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:10,264 So what's the tattoo? 61 00:08:10,348 --> 00:08:14,310 It's the infinity sign. Because I want to be remembered forever. 62 00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:17,354 My friends call me Jonesy 63 00:08:18,148 --> 00:08:20,483 but Fearless is my middle name. 64 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,906 No, that sucked, dude. I told you to shave that run! 65 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:28,824 Can we do that again? 66 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:32,828 Hi, I'm Elena. I'm like a fox. 67 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:36,749 Sexy, sleek and I always get what I want. 68 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:42,755 Nina. I'm a survivor because I know there's only one person I can count on, 69 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:44,048 myself. 70 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:46,425 I'm Jake. 71 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:47,885 Three surgeries on my rotator cuff 72 00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:50,346 destroyed my shot at a pro football career 73 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,056 but not my drive to win. 74 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,435 Amber. One tour of duty in Iraq. 75 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,937 They call me La Conquistadora. 76 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,690 Enough said. Semper Fi! 77 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:06,028 These six contestants have been thrown together in a devastated wasteland 78 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,949 with only the clothes on their backs and the will to survive. 79 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:14,662 Rain or shine, in five days, only one will remain. 80 00:09:14,746 --> 00:09:17,123 Welcome to the apocalypse. 81 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:31,428 Well, what do you think, man? We spent all last night cutting it. 82 00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:34,265 Brando, eat your heart out. 83 00:09:34,349 --> 00:09:37,393 You're the real deal, yo. That's why the network loves you. 84 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,853 It rocks, M. 85 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:42,231 Damn straight. We're going to series for sure. 86 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,989 Today's a good day to die. Where's my producer? 87 00:09:50,115 --> 00:09:53,409 It's brilliant, Michael. Really. Mara? Thank you. 88 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,455 You know, I still don't see what makes this show 89 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,374 any different from that other survivor show. 90 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:01,834 I don't watch television. 91 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:04,003 It's supposed to take place at the end of the world, man. 92 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,421 That's what makes it different. 93 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,174 Look, you're not on some summer resort trying to make alliances, 94 00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:10,885 you're trying to be the last man standing after the apocalypse. 95 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:14,138 It's killer, middle-America family entertainment, mate. 96 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,806 Boo-ya. 97 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,975 I'm so there, dude. 98 00:10:18,059 --> 00:10:19,185 No. 99 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:21,353 I plan on being the last woman standing. 100 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:24,648 Chill, Ramba. The prize money's going to be mine. 101 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,068 You two girls could mud wrestle for it. Be ratings gold. 102 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,571 You stupid man. 103 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,031 I am tapping that. 104 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:34,366 Hey, it's the parrot heads. 105 00:10:34,451 --> 00:10:36,035 Nice shirts, boys. 106 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:37,953 Yeah, make fun all you want, 107 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,831 but while you Hollywood freaks are out here sleeping on rocks 108 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:44,627 us parrot heads will be in Margaritaville back at the hotel. 109 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:49,381 The woods are all wired up, 32 cameras and mikes ready to go. 110 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,050 Oh, you the man, Wojo. 111 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:54,595 Listen, just make sure everything's copasetic with Neil, okay? 112 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:55,971 Yeah, see you in five days. 113 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,307 Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino. 114 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,475 Nice. 115 00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:04,563 I could help you spread it on all those hard-to-reach places. 116 00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:08,150 You know, if I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games last June, 117 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,985 maybe you'd stand a chance. 118 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,987 Hey, I made the street comp finals. 119 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,864 Okay, here's a clue. 120 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,284 I only give it up to winners, not guys who choke. 121 00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:21,372 I'll give you something to choke on. 122 00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:32,091 I wish I had abs like yours. 123 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,343 I do 200 of these a day. 124 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,265 I guess I'll just stick to my low-carb diet and hope for the best. 125 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:40,808 Mara, where the hell is Kimberly? 126 00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:42,226 There's still no answer. 127 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,479 God damn it! I knew that prima donna was a problem when we cast her. 128 00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,690 Yeah, but she's got those Angelina Jolie lips. 129 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,192 You know what I'm talking about, don't you? 130 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,069 It's gonna be a long five days. 131 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:55,030 All right. We can't wait any longer. I gotta shoot, like, now. 132 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:57,324 You're the producer, Pop-Tart. 133 00:11:57,409 --> 00:12:00,494 It's why you make the big bucks. What are we going to do? 134 00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:01,745 Well, we can't recast. 135 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,122 So we're just going to have to go with five. 136 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,290 Whoa, whoa. No. Wrong. 137 00:12:04,374 --> 00:12:05,332 You know the show. 138 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,459 All I have to do is shoot your character intro and we're good to go. 139 00:12:07,544 --> 00:12:08,669 No, I don't think so. 140 00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:11,046 What other choice do we have? 141 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,425 Um... 142 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,844 Okay. Yeah. What the hell? 143 00:12:16,928 --> 00:12:19,471 That's it. Show them what you're made of. 144 00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:21,557 All right, boys and girls, listen up. 145 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,976 We have a half-mile hike to the survivalist camp. 146 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,894 Let's go! It's time to move out! 147 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,397 All right. Everybody grab your gear and let's get going. 148 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,523 This is it. 149 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,025 Hey, Michael. 150 00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:34,903 You know I'm a complete geek without my BlackBerry and my cell. 151 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,406 I mean, there's a good chance I'll be the first to go. 152 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:41,327 Oh, come on. Just change your clothes, put on some bug spray. 153 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:44,455 You'll be great, even without your CrackBerry. 154 00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:48,250 Okay. I'll do it for you. 155 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:54,006 Okay, but, Mara, it's "M" now, not Michael. 156 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,550 Yes. I know. Okay. Sorry. 157 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:57,760 Bye. 158 00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:13,609 God. Who am I kidding? 159 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,321 Okay, we're moving out. 160 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:21,533 You're all alone out here, so let's close ranks and stick together. 161 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,000 Hey, everyone's leaving. 162 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,463 Hello? Hey. Everyone's leaving. 163 00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:35,714 What? 164 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:38,050 We're about to start the game. It's time to go. 165 00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:39,968 Hi, I'm Jake. You're Nina, right? 166 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,471 Look, I'm just here for the money, 167 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,139 not to make friends, okay? 168 00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:46,642 Wow. Okay. Fair enough. 169 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,521 Oh, Nina. Nina. 170 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,691 I saw you drop this while you were getting out of the RV. 171 00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:56,402 Now M said no food. 172 00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:58,987 Oh, well, I'm vegan. 173 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,949 That might be the only thing I can eat out here. 174 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:04,159 Well, you can always go chew on a tree. 175 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,495 This is cheating. 176 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,416 Sue me. Give it back. Ah-ah! 177 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:14,962 I would have, but since there's no need to be making friends... 178 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,383 Mmm. 179 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:22,136 That's good. 180 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,559 All right, everybody. Ready? 181 00:14:28,643 --> 00:14:30,686 And action, Dale! 182 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,064 You cannot survive the apocalypse alone, 183 00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:37,609 so you make friendships, perform tasks together. 184 00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:40,946 You figure out who you need to ride out the chaos 185 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,573 and who's expendable. 186 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,492 Today we're going to split into three teams, 187 00:14:45,577 --> 00:14:47,578 go out and search for food. 188 00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:50,998 The number each of you picked decides your teammate. 189 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,751 Number one all the way, baby. 190 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,046 You and me, baby, all the way. 191 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,632 Who's got a number two? 192 00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:02,968 Well, I did a number two back at the gas station. 193 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,555 Come on, dude. That was funny. 194 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,227 Oh, sweet. 195 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,522 I guess you and me are a team. Hello? 196 00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:16,732 All right, boys and girls. 197 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,152 It's the end of the world and the odds are against you from the start. 198 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,280 Radiation poisoning is a reality. 199 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,324 That's why you're all wearing these. 200 00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,994 Every day you will be given a Radiation Elimination Card 201 00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:31,205 and one of them is already contaminated. 202 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:33,790 At the end of the day, 203 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:37,836 the player holding the simulated radiated card is dead. 204 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:41,381 Don't worry, it just means you're disqualified. 205 00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:43,592 But you have a chance to survive the day 206 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,261 by giving your card to another player 207 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,431 and surviving the Radiation Elimination. 208 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:55,020 It's a test of your personal will, your endurance and fate. 209 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,813 And in the apocalypse, 210 00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:00,108 your fate can change like that. 211 00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:03,278 Wild animals, bacterial infection, 212 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,657 and post-apocalyptic crazies are all around you 213 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:10,744 waiting to take you down. They're represented 214 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,747 by these. 215 00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:18,252 We call them Twists of Fate. They are survival challenges 216 00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:22,297 and dozens of them are scattered all over the playing area. 217 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,551 You trigger the motion sensor and you hear this... 218 00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:34,851 Instructions on the back explain your survival challenge. 219 00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:37,187 Accomplish the challenge 220 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,399 and you earn the right to take your radiated card 221 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:44,945 and give it to any player you choose and automatically survive the day. 222 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,827 We are going to assemble back here at 1800 hours 223 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:58,083 and see who will perish in the chaos and who is one step closer to $100,000. 224 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,168 Good luck to all of you. 225 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,338 Remember, you have to work as a team 226 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,757 to survive the game. 227 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:08,510 But only one of you can be the Ultimate Survivalist 228 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,846 after the apocalypse! 229 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,681 Cut! 230 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,099 Nice work, Dale. 231 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:16,727 All right! I'm ready for my 15 minutes, Hollywood. 232 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:20,272 Okay, everybody. 233 00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:25,902 The headsets are transmitting audio and video back to the edit bay. 234 00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:27,404 So don't take them off. 235 00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:31,033 And also, cell phones, PDAs, etc., give them to Neil. 236 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,577 He's going to put them in the RV. 237 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,584 Have fun. I've got to go take a wicked piss, mate. 238 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:41,752 Mmm-hmm. 239 00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:45,005 Okay, I'm going to follow Elena and Jake first, as planned. 240 00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:48,300 Just remember, everybody, let's make it feel real. 241 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,135 Okay. 242 00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:53,180 Hey, what's up? 243 00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:57,184 I'm so gonna suck at this. Why'd I let you talk me into it? 244 00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,936 Because I'm irresistible? 245 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,981 You're a jerk, you know. 246 00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,399 Come on. 247 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:09,780 Colonel, what happens if we lose the elimination round? 248 00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:12,491 We go back to the RV and you drown your sorrows 249 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,826 with me and Jack Daniels until the game is done. 250 00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:18,163 Well, that sounds like fun, but don't worry, sweetness. I won't let you lose. 251 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:21,416 And if any of those pig-fucking hillbillies come around, I got your back. 252 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,793 Hey, bonehead! 253 00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:24,336 I grew up two counties from here. 254 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,338 I never had sex with a pig in my life! 255 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,174 You're not promoting stereotypes, are you, son? 256 00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:30,509 Outstanding! 257 00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:33,011 People in these parts might not take that talk too well. 258 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,304 You might want to put a lid on it. 259 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:36,473 Is that all right with you, funny man? 260 00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:37,808 Yes, sir. 261 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,815 That's cool. 262 00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:47,484 You guys got the whole military bond thing happening. 263 00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:48,610 Semper Fi and shit. 264 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,071 Yeah, and we both hate assholes. 265 00:18:56,661 --> 00:19:01,415 Shit! The techies were supposed to finish setting these up before they left. 266 00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:03,542 Put your producer hat away and get your head in the game. 267 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:06,294 I'll set these up. I've got time to kill anyway. 268 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,297 Thank you. God, I wish I didn't have to do this. 269 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,758 Old Mikey really put you on the spot, didn't he? 270 00:19:11,843 --> 00:19:16,054 Guess he thinks it'll be entertaining to send a city girl into the woods. 271 00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:18,181 Cruel if you ask me. But don't worry. 272 00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:20,559 There's something in you he doesn't see that I do. 273 00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:23,895 You may be pretty, but you're tougher than you think. 274 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,147 You'll be all right. 275 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,987 So, Nina, which way should we... 276 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,989 I guess we go that way. 277 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,475 If you eat fish, maybe we should head towards the river to find some food. 278 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,520 I'm vegan. I don't eat or use any animal products, 279 00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:48,814 including the swimming kind. 280 00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:50,232 Oh. 281 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,567 Isn't your belt made of leather? 282 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,362 It's pleather. I'm not a hypocrite. 283 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,948 No, I didn't think that you were. 284 00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:01,076 Actually, being vegan is why you got picked to be on the show. 285 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,703 M thought that there wouldn't be a lot for you to eat out here 286 00:21:03,788 --> 00:21:05,705 and you might have to resort to gulping down 287 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,166 insect larva or something. 288 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:12,170 It's the kind of thing America loves in its reality shows, right? 289 00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:13,797 America's sick. 290 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,423 Yeah. 291 00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:20,178 I hate reality shows. They're pretty idiotic. 292 00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,722 Then why are you doing this? 293 00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:24,057 Because it's my job. 294 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,894 It's M's first project and I'm just trying to be supportive. 295 00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:29,354 If I was his girlfriend, 296 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,690 I would've said, "This sucks. You're on your own. " 297 00:21:31,774 --> 00:21:32,983 Come on. No, you wouldn't. 298 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:37,112 Yeah, I would. If you haven't noticed, I can be a bit of a bitch. 299 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,742 Well, if you hate reality shows, then why are you doing this? 300 00:21:43,619 --> 00:21:45,287 Let's just keep going. 301 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,205 We've got to find some food. 302 00:22:33,044 --> 00:22:34,586 Fucking weekend warriors. 303 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,903 You better stand down or someone's going to get hurt. 304 00:23:46,075 --> 00:23:49,786 Broken arrow, that's really going to help us hunt for food. 305 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:58,086 Spear. I like it. It's so long and hard. 306 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:00,839 I'm just goofing. 307 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:04,342 Come on. I read your bio back in the RV. 308 00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:07,846 West Point, 4.0 average. You're brainy. That's tight. 309 00:24:08,931 --> 00:24:10,515 I bet you're a reader. 310 00:24:10,599 --> 00:24:12,517 What's your favorite book, huh? 311 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,104 I'm in The Cat in the Hat myself. 312 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:19,107 So you did the whole tour of duty in Iraq thing, too. That's cool. 313 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,567 I'm more of a pacifist myself, 314 00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:22,569 but, hey, I can get down with the patriotism. 315 00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:23,945 Woman in uniform is a turn-on. 316 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,613 Will you shut up? Oh, she talks. 317 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,661 We've been hiking for three hours, 318 00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,997 but we haven't seen or heard any animals or birds. 319 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,875 It's dead quiet out here. 320 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,878 It's freaky, right? It's like we're all alone. 321 00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:43,423 We could get all nasty and nobody'd see a thing, except for 30 million people. 322 00:24:43,507 --> 00:24:45,633 Come on, you're into me, like, a little bit. 323 00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:49,304 You just don't get it, do you? 324 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,889 I'm not into men. 325 00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:55,977 You... You're a lesbian? How hot is that? 326 00:24:58,939 --> 00:25:03,109 All right, let me just get focused here, and action. 327 00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:07,447 So I'm at the two, I'm at the one, I jump, I leap, bam... 328 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,034 Shoulder was never the same. 329 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,163 Killed my chances at a pro career just like that. 330 00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:21,169 It's funny because you never know when your life's going to change. 331 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:26,841 Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad. Since I was six. 332 00:25:27,301 --> 00:25:30,637 Oh, honey, I totally understand where you're coming from. 333 00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:33,014 No, dude, don't. Don't look. 334 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,933 Don't look in the lens. 335 00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:38,144 So then after college you just bounced around 336 00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:40,396 trying to find yourself? 337 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:42,774 Yeah, well, this opportunity came up, you know, 338 00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:44,442 to be on this TV show. 339 00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:46,653 I can't throw a football no more, but I'm still athletic. 340 00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:47,987 Mmm-hmm. 341 00:25:48,364 --> 00:25:51,950 I figure I'd use the talents that God gave me, right? 342 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:54,536 Well, we'll have to thank God later. 343 00:25:55,204 --> 00:25:56,538 Yeah, right, thank God later. 344 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:59,874 You know, I think I hear the river this way. Yeah. 345 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:01,960 Come on. 346 00:26:06,590 --> 00:26:08,716 God didn't give you a pair of balls? 347 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:14,305 How about we take a break? 348 00:26:14,682 --> 00:26:18,184 We have to find food. If we prove that we're the best at it, 349 00:26:18,269 --> 00:26:22,564 then it's less likely that anybody will give us their radiation card. 350 00:26:23,232 --> 00:26:25,567 I haven't seen anything to eat. 351 00:26:26,944 --> 00:26:28,403 Oh, no. Holy shit! 352 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:31,156 It's one of those Twists of Fates. I set it off. 353 00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:33,408 Where is it? 354 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:39,164 "You've been infected by anthrax from a nearby laboratory explosion. 355 00:26:39,248 --> 00:26:42,500 "An antidote can be found by the river. You have two minutes. " 356 00:26:42,585 --> 00:26:43,668 God, I would get this! 357 00:26:43,752 --> 00:26:46,462 Yeah, well, good luck. Go! 358 00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:49,340 Hey, come and shoot. We need your footage. 359 00:27:02,062 --> 00:27:03,688 I think I see the river. 360 00:27:03,772 --> 00:27:04,981 Where? 361 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,326 What do you need now? 362 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:17,410 That! 363 00:27:17,494 --> 00:27:18,870 One minute remaining. 364 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,884 45 seconds remaining. 365 00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,563 30 seconds remaining. 366 00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:08,711 Eight, seven, 367 00:28:08,796 --> 00:28:11,381 six, five, 368 00:28:11,465 --> 00:28:14,467 four, three, two. 369 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,305 Got it! 370 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,892 I can't believe I did it! 371 00:28:22,977 --> 00:28:24,269 You kicked ass! 372 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:32,110 Awesome. 373 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:38,157 All right, guys, one sec. Okay. Keep it loose. 374 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:40,868 You ready? 375 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,036 Go. 376 00:28:43,038 --> 00:28:45,540 Whew, it is hot out here. 377 00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:49,419 You know what? I think we can fish later. 378 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:52,714 We are rolling. 379 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,806 I think I need to cool off. 380 00:29:11,608 --> 00:29:12,900 So, 381 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,863 do you want to get wet? 382 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,410 What are you doing? 383 00:29:23,579 --> 00:29:26,164 M, what the fuck? I am standing here giving it my all 384 00:29:26,248 --> 00:29:28,666 and this jock is just standing there. 385 00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:30,168 Cut! 386 00:29:30,252 --> 00:29:32,378 Okay, what's going on, man? 387 00:29:33,589 --> 00:29:36,799 Look, man, I want to create chemistry between you two, okay? 388 00:29:36,884 --> 00:29:38,426 You guys are, like, the sex of this thing. 389 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,510 Mmm-hmm. 390 00:29:39,595 --> 00:29:42,430 You said you wanted a family reality show. 391 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,640 Well, sex is America's dirty little secret. 392 00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:47,769 You can't talk about it at church, but at home on TV, 393 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:50,355 people want to see hard bodies, wet and glistening in the sun. 394 00:29:50,439 --> 00:29:51,522 Look, if I do that, 395 00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:54,192 I have a mother and six nieces that would never speak to me again. 396 00:29:54,276 --> 00:29:57,111 Look, man, people want to be entertained. 397 00:29:57,821 --> 00:30:00,198 Elena and I are just greasing the wheels a little. 398 00:30:00,282 --> 00:30:01,616 Greasing the wheels? Yeah. 399 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:04,243 Well, look, man, I'm here to play the game, okay? 400 00:30:04,328 --> 00:30:06,496 Now, you can go grease the wheels. 401 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:08,539 You can try catching some fish. 402 00:30:08,624 --> 00:30:11,376 I'll see if I can find something to eat in the woods. 403 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:15,254 Grease the wheels. You two are warped. I'll catch you all later. 404 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:20,718 "Catch you all later"! Great. I wanted Diddy, I've got a boy scout. 405 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:25,681 M, wait. 406 00:30:25,766 --> 00:30:29,268 We don't need Jake. I'm all the sex that you want. 407 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:33,314 You're hot, but it's not the same thing. 408 00:30:33,690 --> 00:30:34,732 Hey! Where you going? 409 00:30:34,817 --> 00:30:37,652 What, you're gonna go shoot your girlfriend? 410 00:30:38,612 --> 00:30:42,073 No. Actually, I've got to rethink the story lines. 411 00:30:42,491 --> 00:30:46,035 Hey, listen, I'm doing this gig for, like, free, 412 00:30:47,621 --> 00:30:51,040 and I want all the screen time that I can get. 413 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,502 And I know how to make sure that happens. 414 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,172 Really? 415 00:31:02,052 --> 00:31:03,511 Works for me. 416 00:31:16,525 --> 00:31:17,775 No, you don't get it. 417 00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:21,946 I'm like a complete spaz when it comes to anything even remotely athletic. 418 00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:23,990 I'm sorry I didn't help. 419 00:31:24,658 --> 00:31:27,243 You're just playing the game. I understand. 420 00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:29,454 I just really need this money. 421 00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:31,706 Look, I'm not going to give you my radiation card, 422 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,958 if that's what you're worried about. 423 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:37,712 I'm just thrilled that I actually get to live another day! 424 00:31:48,015 --> 00:31:49,348 Motherfucker. 425 00:32:03,614 --> 00:32:05,781 Look, I know it hurts 426 00:32:05,866 --> 00:32:08,659 but you don't need a piece of shit like that in your life. 427 00:32:08,744 --> 00:32:09,744 You're better off without him. 428 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:17,126 I thought he was "the one," you know? 429 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,294 Yeah. 430 00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:25,301 I've known scumbags like this all my life. 431 00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:27,845 Six months ago, 432 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:31,057 I caught my fiancé in bed with my best friend. 433 00:32:31,391 --> 00:32:32,433 Really? 434 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:37,772 To top it off, he used my credit cards to put me into major debt. 435 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,150 That's why I have to win this game. 436 00:32:41,235 --> 00:32:44,779 The sooner you realize you can only depend on yourself, 437 00:32:45,948 --> 00:32:47,949 the better off you'll be. 438 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:51,452 Come on. 439 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,289 Take a breath. Let's go down there and kick his ass. 440 00:32:58,293 --> 00:33:00,461 Is that what you did to your fiancé? 441 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,713 Put him in the hospital. Come on. 442 00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:08,094 No. I'll just deal with it my own way. 443 00:33:08,178 --> 00:33:09,762 It's what he deserves! 444 00:33:11,473 --> 00:33:12,890 It's not me. 445 00:33:13,642 --> 00:33:14,767 Come on. 446 00:33:14,851 --> 00:33:18,646 No! I'm not like you. I don't want to be. 447 00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:22,650 I'm sorry. That came out wrong. 448 00:33:23,527 --> 00:33:24,860 It's okay. 449 00:33:34,329 --> 00:33:36,080 Come on. Just tell me one hot experience that you had. 450 00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:37,206 Oh, God. 451 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:39,083 No, I can even get you on Howard Stern if it's good. 452 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:40,835 I've got a buddy who works in his studio in New York. 453 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,128 You're such a moron. 454 00:33:42,212 --> 00:33:44,463 Yeah, but we're on the same team here, you know? 455 00:33:44,548 --> 00:33:46,215 The same team. 456 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:49,260 All right. All right. All right. All right. I'll stop. I'll stop. 457 00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:50,845 I swear. Cross my heart. 458 00:33:51,388 --> 00:33:52,430 No more sex talk. 459 00:33:52,514 --> 00:33:55,099 From now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. 460 00:33:55,183 --> 00:33:56,517 Truce? 461 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:01,606 Oh! 462 00:34:02,482 --> 00:34:04,775 And now that we're family tell me, who went down on who first? 463 00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:08,279 I'm kidding. I'm just... 464 00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:12,366 Is that barbecue? 465 00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:17,705 Mission fucking accomplished. 466 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,041 Wait. This is too easy. 467 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,126 Maybe this is a trap to make us lose the game. 468 00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,003 What trap? It's a hunter's camp, sister. 469 00:34:24,087 --> 00:34:25,129 What are you doing? 470 00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:27,173 I'm starved, and damn, that smells awesome. 471 00:34:27,257 --> 00:34:29,800 Well, if this is a real hunter's camp, we can't just steal his food. 472 00:34:29,885 --> 00:34:30,885 Why the hell not? 473 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,638 It's a survival-of-the-fittest kind of thing, you know. Finders keepers. 474 00:34:33,722 --> 00:34:35,973 You're a lesbian. Where are your cojones? 475 00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:38,142 Look, if we bring this back to share with the others, 476 00:34:38,226 --> 00:34:40,561 nobody's going to want us out of the game, huh? 477 00:34:42,522 --> 00:34:43,981 What, it's hot? 478 00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:55,493 Finally, we're a team. 479 00:34:57,245 --> 00:34:58,579 Don't push your luck. 480 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:04,585 Mmm. Pork. Man, these hillbillies really know their barbecue. 481 00:36:17,492 --> 00:36:18,659 So what are you going to do? 482 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:22,621 Getting out of here. I'll call the techies to drive me back to Wheeling. 483 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,498 Well, you're headed the wrong way. 484 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,250 RV and cell phones are back that way. 485 00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:28,377 Yeah, I can't get a signal from the RV. 486 00:36:28,462 --> 00:36:30,129 I'm just going to call them from there. 487 00:36:31,131 --> 00:36:32,173 Okay. 488 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:37,887 Besides, I really don't want to run into Michael at the trailer. 489 00:36:38,346 --> 00:36:40,765 You're kidding. No, you're crazy. Okay. 490 00:36:40,849 --> 00:36:42,016 Hello? 491 00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:48,814 Hello? 492 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:54,528 You can't just walk into somebody's house. 493 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:59,116 Hello? I need to use your phone, please. 494 00:37:03,663 --> 00:37:05,748 We shouldn't be here. 495 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,792 Then just wait for me outside. 496 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:11,003 I want to make one phone call and I'm gone. 497 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:14,507 Hello? 498 00:37:40,075 --> 00:37:41,158 Oh. 499 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:44,912 All right. No phone, so... 500 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,832 Oh! Uh... 501 00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:49,375 We done yet? 502 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:55,548 Holy shit! 503 00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:00,970 The whole family's deformed. 504 00:38:02,597 --> 00:38:04,265 God, look at the twins. 505 00:38:10,814 --> 00:38:12,857 It'll be all right. Don't worry... 506 00:38:12,941 --> 00:38:15,109 Hold on. Don't drop her. 507 00:38:24,995 --> 00:38:27,454 Baby's coming now. You stay here with your ma. 508 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,164 I'm gonna fetch some water. 509 00:39:18,173 --> 00:39:19,548 The toolbox! 510 00:39:26,139 --> 00:39:27,348 Go, go! 511 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,729 What do we do now? 512 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:35,481 Help me! 513 00:39:52,374 --> 00:39:54,333 There's light. There's light. 514 00:41:20,795 --> 00:41:23,130 Help me. 515 00:43:05,233 --> 00:43:06,358 Fuck her. 516 00:43:43,313 --> 00:43:44,438 Hey, you good? 517 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:45,606 I'm good. 518 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:50,319 Can we keep this as our secret? 519 00:43:50,403 --> 00:43:51,695 I wouldn't want to mess things up with Mara. 520 00:43:51,779 --> 00:43:54,323 You know, I think she's "the one," so... 521 00:43:54,407 --> 00:43:55,741 Whatever. 522 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:58,118 All right. I'm heading back to the RV. You coming? 523 00:43:59,162 --> 00:44:02,706 No, my job is done. I'm just going to stay here and tan. 524 00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:08,921 Tell Mara I say hi. 525 00:44:13,343 --> 00:44:14,551 You're the star. 526 00:44:14,636 --> 00:44:15,844 Uh-huh! 527 00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,370 M? Is that you? 528 00:44:43,164 --> 00:44:44,957 Don't screw around. It's not cool. 529 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:03,517 Oh, shit! Okay, what's the challenge? 530 00:45:10,149 --> 00:45:11,316 Fuck. 531 00:46:52,627 --> 00:46:53,710 Mara. 532 00:46:54,754 --> 00:46:55,962 Mara! 533 00:48:57,752 --> 00:48:59,377 Hey, Neil! I'm back, yo. 534 00:48:59,462 --> 00:49:01,922 What, are you dropping a deuce? 535 00:49:02,215 --> 00:49:04,508 Seriously, Neil, light a match. 536 00:49:05,301 --> 00:49:06,510 Neil! 537 00:49:07,762 --> 00:49:09,679 Guess you're not here. 538 00:49:09,764 --> 00:49:12,224 All right, let's see what we can see. 539 00:49:16,896 --> 00:49:18,939 Run, no, run. 540 00:49:24,403 --> 00:49:25,487 What? 541 00:49:28,115 --> 00:49:29,449 What the... 542 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:31,910 Oh, fuck. 543 00:49:33,996 --> 00:49:35,455 Let's see. 544 00:49:35,665 --> 00:49:36,998 This end... 545 00:49:38,167 --> 00:49:40,085 This end, too. All right. 546 00:49:40,169 --> 00:49:42,712 Well, this works. Well, then, what's the matter? 547 00:49:42,797 --> 00:49:46,424 Neil, I can't figure. This seems... 548 00:49:46,509 --> 00:49:49,719 Great, you know. You spend money on film school, just to... 549 00:49:52,139 --> 00:49:53,473 Looks fine. 550 00:49:56,811 --> 00:49:58,478 Two, three, four... 551 00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:02,148 Input. Output. Yeah, that works. Looks good. 552 00:50:02,525 --> 00:50:03,900 What is that? Nina? 553 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:21,876 Damn it! Neil, you can't move! We're hardwired in. 554 00:50:27,008 --> 00:50:28,383 What the... 555 00:51:15,556 --> 00:51:17,223 This is cool. 556 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,309 Going for another one, huh? 557 00:51:19,393 --> 00:51:20,852 The only white meat. 558 00:51:20,936 --> 00:51:22,812 If this is what Armageddon's like, bring it on, baby. 559 00:51:22,897 --> 00:51:25,815 Yeah. Maybe next time you should search for a bib. 560 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,525 I'm so glad I ran into you guys. 561 00:51:27,610 --> 00:51:29,694 Yeah, and don't forget who got you the nosh, dude. 562 00:51:29,779 --> 00:51:31,571 You win the chance to get rid of that nuclear card, 563 00:51:31,656 --> 00:51:32,697 send it someplace else. 564 00:51:32,782 --> 00:51:34,240 No worries. 565 00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,203 Hey, where's M and Elena? 566 00:51:38,913 --> 00:51:42,415 Back at the river shooting the unrated version of the DVD. 567 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,167 I'll see you two later. 568 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:45,752 Oh, dude. 569 00:51:46,253 --> 00:51:47,379 I can't even move. 570 00:51:47,463 --> 00:51:49,381 I'm so stuffed, sex is going to have to wait. 571 00:51:50,591 --> 00:51:52,133 Shit ghost! 572 00:51:53,052 --> 00:51:54,511 You're nasty. 573 00:51:54,595 --> 00:51:56,137 If you win, what will you do with the money? 574 00:51:56,222 --> 00:51:59,849 When I win, I'm going to throw the most outrageous beach party in history. 575 00:51:59,934 --> 00:52:01,643 You're a cliché, dude. 576 00:52:02,812 --> 00:52:03,853 How about you? 577 00:52:03,938 --> 00:52:05,772 Well, when I win, 578 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:07,982 I plan on getting my degree in sports medicine. 579 00:52:08,442 --> 00:52:10,819 Since my arm won't let me play football anymore, 580 00:52:10,903 --> 00:52:13,571 I figure I can still help others, you know, stay in the game. 581 00:52:13,656 --> 00:52:17,742 Can't be a football hero, so you'll settle for a hero of any kind. 582 00:52:17,952 --> 00:52:20,036 Yeah, something like that. 583 00:52:20,621 --> 00:52:23,081 Nice to know there's still hope for mankind. 584 00:52:23,165 --> 00:52:26,126 Dude, if you're saying this to get in her pants, forget about it. 585 00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:28,002 She doesn't play on our team. 586 00:52:28,087 --> 00:52:29,087 Shut up. 587 00:52:29,171 --> 00:52:32,507 How about you? What you plan on doing with the cash? 588 00:52:33,259 --> 00:52:34,926 I owe my father a bunch of money. 589 00:52:35,010 --> 00:52:38,012 If I win, I am free and clear of him for good. 590 00:52:38,681 --> 00:52:40,014 Your father? 591 00:52:40,099 --> 00:52:42,392 He doesn't approve of my lifestyle. 592 00:52:42,476 --> 00:52:44,060 Wants nothing to do with me. 593 00:52:44,311 --> 00:52:45,353 Hmm. 594 00:52:46,188 --> 00:52:48,398 I guess you can't choose family. 595 00:52:48,482 --> 00:52:50,817 Man, M is so screwed. 596 00:52:51,652 --> 00:52:55,113 He wanted a show for middle America, but he hired a lesbo, 597 00:52:55,197 --> 00:52:57,615 a sensitive jock, a bi-polar vegan, 598 00:52:57,700 --> 00:52:59,576 an extreme fuck-up and Miss Hollywood. 599 00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:01,745 Dude, we're the red state cast from hell. 600 00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:05,331 Oh, God. 601 00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:08,001 Yo, Nina. 602 00:53:09,503 --> 00:53:11,379 You all right, Nina? 603 00:53:11,464 --> 00:53:13,339 Mara... Dead. 604 00:53:13,632 --> 00:53:14,674 What happened to you? 605 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:15,967 We have to get out of here! 606 00:53:16,051 --> 00:53:17,177 Now! What? 607 00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:18,344 They killed her! 608 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,971 Hey, look. Calm down. They'll find us here! 609 00:53:20,055 --> 00:53:21,431 Whoa, take a deep breath, okay? Who? 610 00:53:21,515 --> 00:53:23,725 Who will find us here? What are you talking about? 611 00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:27,937 These hillbilly freaks. They killed Mara 612 00:53:28,022 --> 00:53:30,940 and they tied her to the hood of their truck. 613 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:33,526 We have to get out of here. Right now! 614 00:53:37,031 --> 00:53:38,531 This is awesome! 615 00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:39,532 What is wrong with you? 616 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,617 I'm not kidding! 617 00:53:40,701 --> 00:53:42,076 Come on. It's part of the game. 618 00:53:42,161 --> 00:53:44,704 Post-apocalyptic crazies are roaming through the forest? 619 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:49,292 It's not a game, okay? These hillbillies were eating her finger! 620 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:52,128 Hillbilly cannibals. M is a genius! 621 00:53:52,713 --> 00:53:53,755 Stop laughing! 622 00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:55,673 Yo, you, yo, stop laughing, man, okay? Hold on. 623 00:53:55,758 --> 00:53:57,759 It's Mara. She's M's girlfriend. 624 00:53:57,843 --> 00:53:59,761 She was in on it. I got this. 625 00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:02,555 What you saw was special effects. 626 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:07,435 What I saw was real. 627 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,604 We need to get out of here. Now. 628 00:54:10,231 --> 00:54:12,732 Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going. 629 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,318 This is just a test to see if we bug out. 630 00:54:15,402 --> 00:54:17,403 These kind of shows always screw with their contestants. 631 00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,030 You guys want to go, go ahead. 632 00:54:19,114 --> 00:54:21,074 I'm staying put and winning the hundred Gs. 633 00:54:21,242 --> 00:54:22,867 Then they'll kill you, too. 634 00:54:22,952 --> 00:54:24,077 What? 635 00:54:26,789 --> 00:54:28,164 No! 636 00:54:28,249 --> 00:54:29,874 Nina? Nina! 637 00:54:34,255 --> 00:54:35,588 Get the fuck... 638 00:54:35,673 --> 00:54:37,382 That's Kimberly's tattoo. 639 00:54:38,259 --> 00:54:41,261 Holy shit! That's her leg. 640 00:54:44,598 --> 00:54:45,932 That's it. 641 00:54:46,851 --> 00:54:49,060 Game's over. Amber, let's go. 642 00:54:49,436 --> 00:54:50,728 Come on. 643 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,106 Jonesy! 644 00:55:02,616 --> 00:55:04,492 They're fucking cannibals, dude! Shut up. 645 00:55:04,577 --> 00:55:05,702 Where the hell's the RV? 646 00:55:05,786 --> 00:55:06,703 Just over the ridge. 647 00:55:06,787 --> 00:55:07,996 Keep quiet and keep moving. 648 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,122 I ain't stopping. 649 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,417 My foot! 650 00:55:13,502 --> 00:55:14,586 Let me look at it. 651 00:55:14,670 --> 00:55:16,921 I'm a shark, man! I gotta keep moving or I die. You know what I'm saying? 652 00:55:17,006 --> 00:55:18,006 Jonesy, shut the fuck up! 653 00:55:18,090 --> 00:55:19,674 Look, you guys get to the RV, okay? 654 00:55:19,758 --> 00:55:21,217 We'll be right behind you. 655 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:24,012 This is going to suck. 656 00:55:25,139 --> 00:55:26,306 Shit! 657 00:55:28,350 --> 00:55:30,059 I need to put pressure on that. 658 00:55:30,144 --> 00:55:32,770 Come on, give me your wristband. No. 659 00:55:32,855 --> 00:55:35,481 Look, you don't have to hide anymore. 660 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,360 How did you know? 661 00:55:39,695 --> 00:55:41,821 When I found out I'd never play football again, 662 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,865 I spiraled down pretty hard. 663 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,577 My therapist told me I should sit in one of her suicide support groups. 664 00:55:47,661 --> 00:55:49,871 You know, give me a better perspective. 665 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,916 There was a girl that used to do the same thing, 666 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,417 only she used a bandanna. 667 00:55:55,377 --> 00:55:56,753 So how old is the scar? 668 00:55:56,837 --> 00:55:58,087 About six months. 669 00:55:58,172 --> 00:55:59,672 What happened? 670 00:56:00,341 --> 00:56:04,177 I just trusted too many of the wrong people. All my life. 671 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:05,762 But I'm past it now. 672 00:56:05,846 --> 00:56:07,347 So it's old news? 673 00:56:08,349 --> 00:56:10,642 Why do you think I came to win this game? 674 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:14,187 Guess you'll get your chance to do just that. 675 00:56:51,183 --> 00:56:54,352 You so much as fart, old man, and I'll drop you. 676 00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:59,399 Don't kill me, brother. I'm a good Christian man. 677 00:57:00,943 --> 00:57:02,110 Shit! Are you sure? 678 00:57:02,194 --> 00:57:03,987 Yeah, this was the place. 679 00:57:04,071 --> 00:57:06,823 Here are the tire tracks, the empty equipment cases, the garbage. 680 00:57:06,907 --> 00:57:08,950 This is so F'd in the A. 681 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:12,328 The fucking RV is gone! 682 00:57:12,413 --> 00:57:13,413 Let's just keep going. 683 00:57:13,497 --> 00:57:14,747 But we're dead meat. Where to? 684 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:16,165 The nearest town is 50 miles away. 685 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:17,959 We're all going to end up hillbilly barbecue. 686 00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:20,003 I'm not going to tell you again. Keep quiet! 687 00:57:20,087 --> 00:57:21,129 Then come on. 688 00:57:21,213 --> 00:57:23,172 No, no. There's that old paper mill out by the main road. 689 00:57:23,257 --> 00:57:24,549 Right. You know, it's abandoned. 690 00:57:24,633 --> 00:57:25,758 Well, we've got to dig in somewhere. 691 00:57:25,843 --> 00:57:26,843 Maybe there's a public phone. 692 00:57:26,927 --> 00:57:28,344 Dude, you know why they call it abandoned? 693 00:57:28,429 --> 00:57:30,555 Because there's nothing in it anymore, including phones! 694 00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,098 Hey! Don't hurt me! 695 00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:36,561 That's a bear trap. 696 00:57:36,645 --> 00:57:37,854 There's no animals around here. 697 00:57:37,938 --> 00:57:40,857 Why do they have a fucking bear trap set? 698 00:57:40,941 --> 00:57:44,277 They're not trapping bears. They're trapping people. 699 00:57:44,903 --> 00:57:48,948 There's no wildlife to eat around here, they're eating us! 700 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,700 Okay, I was wrong. The paper mill's a great idea. 701 00:57:50,784 --> 00:57:51,868 Let's just get out of here. 702 00:57:51,952 --> 00:57:53,369 No, no, no. Look, man, 703 00:57:53,454 --> 00:57:55,413 now we take the road, we're sitting ducks, all right? 704 00:57:55,497 --> 00:57:59,042 So I want everyone to stick together and watch where you step. 705 00:57:59,126 --> 00:58:00,626 Yeah, no shit. 706 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:04,213 Yeah. 707 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,285 Who you blowing up, old timer? 708 00:58:34,369 --> 00:58:39,165 Just the trout. Only way to bring them to the surface. 709 00:58:40,209 --> 00:58:42,251 Dynamite stuns them. 710 00:58:43,003 --> 00:58:47,090 They float like lily pads and I just scoop them up. 711 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,555 Pretty wife. 712 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,891 Ah, that's my Delilah. 713 00:58:56,975 --> 00:59:00,770 Gave me the happiest days of my life. 714 00:59:00,854 --> 00:59:02,271 God bless her soul. 715 00:59:03,524 --> 00:59:06,275 You know, you one lucky son of a bitch. 716 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:10,446 Lot of folk go in them woods. Never seen one come out. 717 00:59:11,365 --> 00:59:13,783 Now, I stay clear of them myself. 718 00:59:14,493 --> 00:59:16,536 How many of those freaks are out there? 719 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:18,162 Hard to know. 720 00:59:18,247 --> 00:59:21,040 More than the ones you run across, that's for sure. 721 00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:23,042 What are they? 722 00:59:24,002 --> 00:59:29,632 Just like you and me, brother, except uglier, and a lot stronger. 723 00:59:30,008 --> 00:59:33,553 Hey, I hit one of them young'uns once in my pickup. 724 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:36,722 He popped up and just kept going. 725 00:59:37,850 --> 00:59:40,226 It's the chemicals changed them. 726 00:59:40,519 --> 00:59:44,147 Pulp mill shut down near 30 years ago, 727 00:59:44,565 --> 00:59:49,986 and left a mess, and the poison killed off all the game. 728 00:59:50,237 --> 00:59:53,114 Most of the folks around these parts left. 729 00:59:53,949 --> 00:59:57,910 There's one family stayed on in this holler, 730 00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:03,875 and pretty soon their babies started gushing out of their mama's womb, 731 01:00:03,959 --> 01:00:07,587 just as ugly as them trout I got hanging out there, 732 01:00:10,591 --> 01:00:14,135 and then they grow up, have kids of their own, 733 01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:18,306 turned out even worse. 734 01:00:20,642 --> 01:00:23,352 You going to stay for a bite? 735 01:00:23,437 --> 01:00:26,439 Fish is ugly, but they fry up real good. 736 01:00:27,107 --> 01:00:30,234 No, much obliged, but I got to get going. 737 01:00:33,906 --> 01:00:38,075 Well, if you're going to head out to get your friends, settle the score, 738 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,953 best jump to it before it gets dark. 739 01:00:41,288 --> 01:00:43,748 You don't want to be out in them woods at night. 740 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,459 Why do you stay, old timer? 741 01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:48,628 Well, I could never leave. 742 01:00:51,632 --> 01:00:55,551 Got to stay close to my young'uns. You motherfucker! 743 01:00:55,636 --> 01:00:58,304 I going to kill you, man! I going to kill you! 744 01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,056 You killed my boy! 745 01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:03,142 I'll kill you! 746 01:01:04,353 --> 01:01:07,813 I'll kill you! I'll kill you, motherfucker! 747 01:01:08,982 --> 01:01:11,400 I'll kill you, motherfucker! 748 01:01:11,485 --> 01:01:13,653 I'll kill you! I'm gonna kill you! 749 01:01:17,866 --> 01:01:20,243 I'll teach you to mess with my kids. 750 01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,588 Say hello to the missus for me. 751 01:02:12,379 --> 01:02:14,046 It's one of them. 752 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,304 It's Elena. 753 01:02:21,388 --> 01:02:23,014 Yeah? What makes you think that? 754 01:02:26,518 --> 01:02:27,560 Hey! 755 01:02:31,898 --> 01:02:33,316 Get off her! 756 01:02:36,445 --> 01:02:37,486 Oh, my God. 757 01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:41,198 Nina, wait! 758 01:02:46,246 --> 01:02:47,538 Oh, shit! 759 01:03:41,593 --> 01:03:43,386 Help me! 760 01:03:54,314 --> 01:03:56,148 Help! 761 01:04:00,487 --> 01:04:01,278 Where's Nina? 762 01:04:01,363 --> 01:04:02,905 She deserted us. 763 01:04:16,336 --> 01:04:17,920 Son of a bitch! 764 01:04:18,004 --> 01:04:19,338 Just keep moving. 765 01:04:20,841 --> 01:04:22,425 Look, split up. I'll find Nina. 766 01:04:22,509 --> 01:04:23,843 We'll meet up at the mill. Go. 767 01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:39,108 Nina. 768 01:04:39,192 --> 01:04:41,402 Help me! Help me! 769 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:43,028 Nina? Help me! 770 01:04:57,711 --> 01:04:58,836 Nina. 771 01:04:59,588 --> 01:05:00,921 Down here. 772 01:05:01,673 --> 01:05:03,466 Nina? Are you okay? 773 01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:06,010 I'm going to get you out of there, all right? 774 01:05:06,094 --> 01:05:09,221 Look, come on. Come on, Nina. 775 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:12,308 I can't reach! 776 01:05:12,392 --> 01:05:13,726 Come on, Nina. 777 01:05:15,395 --> 01:05:16,604 Almost. 778 01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:19,690 Okay, hold on. 779 01:05:22,068 --> 01:05:23,777 I've got you, now. 780 01:05:41,087 --> 01:05:42,129 What happened? 781 01:05:42,214 --> 01:05:45,883 It's my shoulder. It's dislocated. 782 01:05:45,967 --> 01:05:47,301 You've got to help me pop it in. 783 01:05:48,136 --> 01:05:50,179 Nina, easy! 784 01:05:50,263 --> 01:05:52,014 Okay, pull and twist, okay? 785 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:53,432 Go. 786 01:05:55,852 --> 01:05:57,228 Help me up. 787 01:05:58,522 --> 01:05:59,939 It's like going to war. 788 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,609 Amber, Jonesy. Did they make it? 789 01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:06,111 We all made it. We'll meet up with them at the mill, okay? 790 01:06:07,948 --> 01:06:10,199 Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 791 01:06:41,147 --> 01:06:42,815 Let's go. Where? 792 01:07:25,483 --> 01:07:27,276 You totally kicked ass back there. 793 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,863 I'm serious. You were like Xena, Warrior Princess. 794 01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:33,449 You were right. I was a total asshole before. 795 01:07:33,533 --> 01:07:36,285 I'm never going to dis you or any other female ever again. 796 01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:37,661 Great. 797 01:07:38,038 --> 01:07:39,455 It's cool. We outran them. 798 01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:41,790 Run. 799 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:50,883 Come on. 800 01:07:52,761 --> 01:07:54,136 Oh, shit. 801 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:55,471 Come on. 802 01:08:22,123 --> 01:08:22,998 Jonesy. 803 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,291 Help me! Help me! 804 01:08:24,376 --> 01:08:27,169 Oh, shit. Amber. Amber, help me. 805 01:08:27,253 --> 01:08:29,213 Jonesy! Get me down. Get me down. 806 01:08:29,297 --> 01:08:31,215 Oh, no. Oh. 807 01:08:32,967 --> 01:08:34,927 Amber, Amber, help me! 808 01:08:37,138 --> 01:08:39,890 Oh, God. Hurry, Amber, he's coming. 809 01:08:44,979 --> 01:08:46,188 Amber? 810 01:08:46,272 --> 01:08:47,564 Amber, go. No! 811 01:08:47,607 --> 01:08:50,150 Amber, don't do this. Get away. Go. I'm not leaving you! 812 01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:52,111 Run. No. 813 01:08:52,612 --> 01:08:53,946 Amber, no. 814 01:08:54,489 --> 01:08:56,615 Oh, God. Oh, God. 815 01:08:59,661 --> 01:09:00,828 Amber? 816 01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:03,205 Oh, God. 817 01:09:03,790 --> 01:09:05,040 Jonesy. 818 01:09:08,628 --> 01:09:10,379 Jonesy, 819 01:09:11,631 --> 01:09:13,424 give me your hand. 820 01:09:37,449 --> 01:09:38,657 Huh? 821 01:09:45,957 --> 01:09:47,583 Don't look down. 822 01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:52,546 I'm here. 823 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,507 Amber, I'm scared. 824 01:09:56,342 --> 01:09:58,010 You're not alone. 825 01:09:58,887 --> 01:10:01,847 All right, I'm going to get us out of here. 826 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:06,435 You know, my mother always used to say I'd live for... 827 01:11:32,772 --> 01:11:34,189 There it is. 828 01:11:34,274 --> 01:11:36,233 Jonesy wasn't kidding. 829 01:11:36,901 --> 01:11:38,610 This place is dead. 830 01:11:51,332 --> 01:11:53,250 Birth defects, no shit! 831 01:12:05,305 --> 01:12:07,055 Can't see anything. 832 01:12:07,599 --> 01:12:10,475 How the hell are we going to find them in here? 833 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,769 Let Amber and Jonesy find us. 834 01:12:13,521 --> 01:12:14,855 Where did you get that? 835 01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:15,939 I brought it with me for the game. 836 01:12:16,024 --> 01:12:17,399 I thought it might come in handy. 837 01:12:17,483 --> 01:12:18,567 That's cheating. 838 01:12:18,651 --> 01:12:19,735 Sue me. 839 01:12:26,159 --> 01:12:27,659 You think they're up there? 840 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:30,704 Maybe they found a CB radio, called for help. 841 01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:34,416 I guess I'll go first. 842 01:12:37,462 --> 01:12:38,837 Be careful. 843 01:12:54,312 --> 01:12:57,022 They got to be around here somewhere. 844 01:12:58,733 --> 01:13:01,193 If they even made it here at all. 845 01:13:06,407 --> 01:13:08,533 Come on, guys, where you at? 846 01:13:12,538 --> 01:13:16,166 Oh, my God. She was just a little girl. 847 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:17,501 Looks like she's been in there forever. 848 01:13:17,585 --> 01:13:18,585 She's hiding. 849 01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:19,586 Yeah, but from whom? 850 01:13:19,671 --> 01:13:20,963 This isn't right. 851 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:25,717 No, Nina. No, Nina! 852 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:27,344 It's too late. We've got to get out of here now! 853 01:13:27,428 --> 01:13:32,140 No! No, Nina. We cannot leave them, okay? Let's go. 854 01:13:37,981 --> 01:13:39,898 Look, there's the RV. 855 01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:41,358 I don't see them. 856 01:13:41,442 --> 01:13:44,820 Oh, Jesus. This family's been doing this for decades. 857 01:13:50,326 --> 01:13:52,869 Oh, my God. That sounds like M screaming. 858 01:13:52,954 --> 01:13:55,080 Okay, I'm going down there. 859 01:14:03,089 --> 01:14:04,464 No, no, no, no. 860 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,092 Hold this. 861 01:14:11,139 --> 01:14:12,431 Shit. 862 01:14:13,349 --> 01:14:15,100 Do you got my back? 863 01:14:19,772 --> 01:14:22,107 Please! M? M! 864 01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:23,859 Come on, come on. 865 01:14:25,111 --> 01:14:27,821 Fuck! Fuck face. 866 01:14:27,905 --> 01:14:30,323 M. Get me the fuck out of here! 867 01:14:44,881 --> 01:14:46,048 M? 868 01:14:46,507 --> 01:14:48,800 No. Fuck, no! 869 01:14:50,178 --> 01:14:52,179 No, please! Please, God, no! 870 01:14:52,263 --> 01:14:53,555 Please, don't. Please. 871 01:14:53,639 --> 01:14:55,474 M? Please... 872 01:15:10,031 --> 01:15:13,492 Oh. Help. Nina, it's a trap! 873 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000 Oh, shit! 874 01:15:22,085 --> 01:15:23,543 Shit. 875 01:16:10,258 --> 01:16:12,592 Brothers and sisters, you must know 876 01:16:13,344 --> 01:16:18,849 that we live in a world of technology that promotes sin, where the... 877 01:16:23,062 --> 01:16:27,732 ...extracurricular sexual activities, homosexuality... 878 01:16:29,652 --> 01:16:31,653 ...to exercise... 879 01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:33,488 No! 880 01:16:43,249 --> 01:16:45,542 Would it be Heaven or Hell that you decide? 881 01:16:45,626 --> 01:16:46,918 This is the crossroad... 882 01:16:56,929 --> 01:16:58,722 It is all a test. 883 01:16:59,432 --> 01:17:03,602 It is a test to show us the way to find the light. 884 01:17:04,103 --> 01:17:06,771 This is what you need to find your way. 885 01:17:07,315 --> 01:17:10,025 It gives you what you need to find that light. 886 01:17:10,109 --> 01:17:12,194 To stay away from the darkness, 887 01:17:12,278 --> 01:17:15,280 do not take wrong turns 888 01:17:16,115 --> 01:17:18,325 to living a life of sin, 889 01:17:20,244 --> 01:17:22,287 of personal destruction, 890 01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:27,042 a painful, blasphemous life. 891 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,087 Here I have the book that will change your life, 892 01:17:31,172 --> 01:17:35,091 that will let you live the way God has intended... 893 01:17:46,687 --> 01:17:50,523 ...that living a life of sin will only lead you to. 894 01:17:56,239 --> 01:17:57,489 Fuck you! 895 01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:12,170 Don't do it. Leave her alone. 896 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:45,912 Leave her alone! 897 01:18:46,956 --> 01:18:48,540 Leave her alone. 898 01:18:55,381 --> 01:18:57,257 Stop messing with her. 899 01:19:37,256 --> 01:19:40,008 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 900 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,844 Amen. 901 01:19:42,928 --> 01:19:44,262 Amen. 902 01:20:13,125 --> 01:20:15,126 I hope you fucking choke! 903 01:20:19,965 --> 01:20:21,633 Leave her alone! 904 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:37,310 Please, let us go. 905 01:22:41,273 --> 01:22:43,358 Come on, man. Help! 906 01:22:43,442 --> 01:22:49,531 Help. 907 01:23:14,390 --> 01:23:15,807 Help! Help! 908 01:23:19,645 --> 01:23:23,982 Help! Please! We're here. We're trapped! 909 01:23:24,066 --> 01:23:26,192 Please, someone, help us. 910 01:23:26,777 --> 01:23:27,860 Help us. 911 01:23:28,279 --> 01:23:30,113 Fuck! 912 01:25:54,007 --> 01:25:55,258 Oo-rah. 913 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:10,481 Nina. Nina. 914 01:26:11,775 --> 01:26:14,444 Nina. Come on, wake up. 915 01:26:15,028 --> 01:26:16,571 Nina, wake up! 916 01:26:18,365 --> 01:26:20,825 Nina can you pull your hands free? 917 01:26:23,704 --> 01:26:26,247 I need you to pull your hands free. 918 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,342 I can't. 919 01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:40,678 Nina, you've got to try. Nina! 920 01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:44,849 Nina, wake up. Nina. 921 01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:48,144 Dale? Be quiet. 922 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:58,070 I got to do this. Breathe through it. 923 01:27:01,408 --> 01:27:03,576 Ready? Okay. 924 01:27:04,036 --> 01:27:05,077 Go. 925 01:27:09,082 --> 01:27:10,416 One more. 926 01:27:16,006 --> 01:27:17,048 Go. 927 01:27:22,012 --> 01:27:23,221 Get up. 928 01:27:25,599 --> 01:27:27,725 There's an exit door through there. 929 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:29,977 I'll be right behind you. Go. 930 01:27:41,281 --> 01:27:42,907 I want you to go find Nina. 931 01:27:44,618 --> 01:27:45,743 Dale! 932 01:27:46,745 --> 01:27:48,871 Hey. Hey. Find Nina. 933 01:27:50,082 --> 01:27:51,707 Go! I've got it. Go! 934 01:28:04,471 --> 01:28:06,597 Is that all you got, bitch? 935 01:28:27,411 --> 01:28:29,662 Fuck you. Fuck! 936 01:29:28,722 --> 01:29:31,641 Let go of me, you son of a bitch! Let go of me! 937 01:29:37,314 --> 01:29:40,816 Let go. Let go of me! 938 01:29:40,901 --> 01:29:42,318 Let go of me! 939 01:29:42,527 --> 01:29:43,861 Shit! 940 01:29:44,738 --> 01:29:47,156 Let go of me, you son of a bitch. 941 01:30:40,293 --> 01:30:41,585 Come on! 942 01:31:55,869 --> 01:31:59,205 You know you didn't have to come back for me, right? 943 01:31:59,414 --> 01:32:00,581 Sue me. 944 01:32:07,172 --> 01:32:11,050 Wow. Nice ride. 945 01:32:12,010 --> 01:32:14,303 You want to take it for a spin? 946 01:32:16,556 --> 01:32:17,890 Why not? 947 01:32:17,974 --> 01:32:20,309 It's the least this fucked up family owes us.68333

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