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Growing up, I was
obsessed with Mel Brooks.
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He was a true comedic genius
who mastered the movie parody.
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Naturally, my favorite was Spaceballs,
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a brilliant satire of Star Wars,
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led by the legendary Rick Moranis.
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He introduced the galaxy's
most bumbling Darth Vader,
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aptly named Dark Helmet.
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I can't breathe in this thing!
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I not only memorized
every line of Spaceballs,
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but I made sure I looked the part, too.
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This was a weekend well spent.
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Seriously, how am I not the
most popular guy at school?
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That's what I keep asking kids
when I go to pick you up.
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Mystery solved.
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Like any true fan, I made it my mission
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to start a Mel Brooks club,
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and nothing would stand in my way.
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- No.
- This is crazy.
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Every week, I come in here
trying to get a new club going,
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and you always shut me down.
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How can you say no to a school-sponsored
Mel Brooks Appreciation Club?
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Let's just add it to the list.
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The Ed Grimley Club, the Q-Bert Club,
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the Garbage Pail Kids Kids,
The Highlander Society.
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But guess what, no one joined
those clubs except for you.
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To be fair, there can be only one.
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- See what I did there?
- No.
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No one knows what you're talking about.
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And that's why we need my club.
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To educate people on awesome things.
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Fine. But you need to have
at least three members,
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and one has to be a girl.
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Jackie! Huge news!
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My freshly-minted Mel Brooks
Club needs a Princess Vespa.
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I would love to, but I'm
swamped with the school paper.
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Damn it. This is gonna be
harder than I thought.
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I have no choice but to comb
the hallways for members.
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I love how confident you are
in your bad jokes.
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I'll join your Spacenuts Club,
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but only if I can be treasurer
and hold all the money,
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which will go missing,
along with that big-ass comb.
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Just take the comb.
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Yes. I'm gonna do so many things.
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It was May 9th, 1980-something,
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and my sister had decided
to drop out of college
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to pursue music full time
with her best gal pals.
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Seriously, dropping out of college
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to start the world's greatest girl band
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was, like, the best idea we've ever had.
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I know. It feels so good to
finally be free of this prison
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where we have to learn stuff and party
all weekend and wake up at noon.
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Honestly, it was like
a weight was lifted
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after I told my dad
I left fashion school.
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- So it went well?
- No, he cried.
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Like an ugly cry,
where you gulp for air.
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Well, my dad said I'm cut off
and can't ever move back.
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Which reminds me,
I'm homeless and scared.
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Don't worry.
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We'll get a place in Philly
and live together
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so we can practice and get in nasty
fights that'll fuel our songwriting.
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So, your parents are actually
on board with this?
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My parents get it.
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They will... When I tell them.
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- What?
- You, like, suck.
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Relax. My plan's always been
to tell them face-to-face
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when they come up for parents' weekend.
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- Enough stalling!
- You, like, suck!
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- Today's the day!
- You're right.
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The moment they step on campus,
I'm dropping the bomb.
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- Schmoopie!
- Kiddo!
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Hey! Sorry, can't do it.
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- Howdy, girls.
- Yeah, hello, hello, hello.
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Let's just go to your room.
I gotta sit down.
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You just sat for the last three hours.
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Driving isn't sitting!
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Take me to your dorm.
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You know what? Who wants
to sit in a lame dorm
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when it's parents' weekend?
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There's a faculty mixer
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and Frisbee golf in the quad.
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There's even an improv show!
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Wouldn't mind sharing a few
laughs with Yuk Yuk Goose.
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Oh, no, forget it.
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Well, time for a tour!
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Come on. Let's go this way.
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So sorry.
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- You have to tell them!
- You're a traitor.
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Okay, come on!
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As Erica stalled on breaking the news,
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things were revving up
at our school paper.
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Okay, guys, no more fluff pieces.
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I want hard-hitting stories,
shocking exposes,
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and fiery op-eds. What do you got?
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The price of tater tots in
the cafeteria has skyrocketed.
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Where's all that extra dough going?
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Good! Follow the money! Next!
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I can tackle the recent scandal
in Coach Mellor's health class.
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Hey, nobody told me I had to
do a whole unit on weenies!
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- Anyone else?
- Hey-o!
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It's me. Sorry to intrude.
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Goldfarb! Hit the bricks.
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This is newspaper staff only.
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Actually, I've got something
super important
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and need to get the word out.
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You're thinking of joining the paper?
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Just hoping you'd print this
on the back page,
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along with the ads and word jumble.
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Oh, my God! Adam, this is fantastic!
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Look, you guys! This is exactly
what this paper needs,
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a political cartoonist!
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- Uh, whuzzanuh?
- Oh, man!
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He's using Darth Vader as a commentary
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on Reagan's destruction
of our environment!
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We are not printing
this smear piece, commie!
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Ronald Reagan's an American hero,
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and he created the Presidential
Physical Fitness Test
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with his bare hands!
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Uh, I feel like I should have
been a little bit clearer
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on the information
I was trying to convey.
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Oh, we're printing this, Coach.
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It's called freedom of the press.
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I do love freedom.
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Damn it! You can proceed!
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- You did it, buddy!
- Did I?
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I had no idea that you cared
about any of this stuff,
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but I'm so glad to know that you do.
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Turns out, my
girlfriend had been waiting for me
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to show my passion for politics.
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Just one problem... I had none.
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Since when are you political, bro?
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Since never, Dave Kim!
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That was an ad for my Mel Brooks Club.
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I've always been aggressively
non-political,
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mostly 'cause it's boring
and bums me out.
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That makes way more sense.
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It's fine.
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It's a stupid cartoon
in the back of a paper.
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No one will even notice.
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This is very noticeable.
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And so my love of Mel Brooks had been
mistaken as a political statement.
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Oh, balls!
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Or, in my case, Spaceballs.
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But that day, things were
even worse for Erica.
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They have cocktail shrimp on
ice and tiny corns on the cob.
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Ooh, I feel like such a fancy academic.
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Well, I'm gonna get back some of
that tuition money in shrimp.
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- Ooh!
- You take your time.
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Chew slowly.
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Let's talk now while Dad's feeding.
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And remember, we are in public,
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which means you can't freak out on me.
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- Boopie, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
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I actually have really
great news, which is...
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I'm dropping out of college to
start a girl band with my friends.
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I just remembered I don't
wanna be here for this.
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No, you stay!
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I need you here supporting me
on this like you always do.
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But you know who believes
in me more than anyone?
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My mama.
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Right?
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You're gonna kill your father.
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No, don't do your whole
I'm-killing-Dad guilt routine!
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You're gonna kill your father
dead right where he stands.
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Mom, this is my dream in life.
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So it's your dream to kill your
father dead with your bad decisions?
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That's your big dream?
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Pops, I really need you here, man.
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You just killed your father.
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What are you doing?
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You gotta support me like you always do.
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You want me to support you
killing your father?
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Bevy, put this in your food purse.
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Erica's ditching college to form a band.
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- No.
- Well, look at that.
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Dad's still alive and oddly calm,
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considering I'm dropping out.
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The reason I'm so calm is because
it's not happening, moron.
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I was a deadbeat loser before college.
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It turned my life around.
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And dropping out was
the biggest regret of my life.
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I could have been a lawyer.
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She could have been a lawyer!
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And I didn't because no college!
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It's like you're trying to kill
me dead right where I stand!
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This is a disaster!
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I could have been a lawyer!
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She could have been a lawyer!
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So much for not screaming in public.
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Yep, my parents
hadn't taken Erica's news well.
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Meanwhile, I was doing everything I
could to stay out of the headlines.
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No kids in the teachers' lounge.
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This is where we go
to be regular people.
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I... I need a place to hide out.
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People are trying to
engage me about politics.
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- You?
- Please just let me in.
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Trust me, nobody reads that paper.
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Yo, Goldnerd!
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What's with this leftist load
of crap you put in the paper?
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Oh, no, you've pissed off
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the self-righteous Alex P. Keaton Club!
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Okay, there's been a little
misunderstanding here.
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See, this president's from the movies.
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Don't belittle Reagan 'cause his
humble roots are in acting.
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The Gipper rules!
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Yo, Ad! Awesome the way
you slammed Reagan!
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We really are living in the Empire!
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Oh, no! You've also attracted
the whining liberal Democrats!
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Back off, Dave Sirota.
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There's no free handouts for
you and your lefty leeches.
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Says the dude who supports a jelly-bean
lover out to destroy the planet.
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It's a smear campaign.
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It is not. It's genius.
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This paper is biased.
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Oh, meet your stupid president!
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Okay, enough!
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This is a Quaker school,
not the Senate floor.
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All right, come on, guys.
Let's get to class.
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Quick, hide in the teachers' lounge.
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But plug your nose. Someone
heated up crab rangoon.
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Adam! Can you believe it?
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Everyone either hates or loves you.
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You're so badass and polarizing.
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Classic me doing me stuff, right?
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I even showed your cartoon
to my parents,
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and guess what... They wanna
have you over for dinner.
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Dinner with Lynn and Vinny?
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That's a huge deal.
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Wait. You haven't met her parents yet?
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What's the deal with that?
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Actually, I was kinda
wondering that myself.
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Mmm, no, Adam, you did meet my parents.
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You guys had a nice chat
after the musical.
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You mean when I was dressed
like Rum Tum Tugger from Cats?
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Oh, I see what this is.
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They think you're a dweeb, and Jackie
doesn't wanna prove them right.
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I'm sure that's not it at all.
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No, he's right.
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My parents were hippies
at Queens College,
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and my dad was arrested
protesting the war.
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Hmm, I thought that only
happened in the movies.
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Look, I was worried that you guys
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wouldn't have anything
to talk about over dinner,
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but this cartoon changes everything.
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Yes! I... I can't wait
to show your parents
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just how much I know about politics.
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You could bring all of
your drawings over for dinner
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and impress them all over again.
248
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What a lovely evening.
249
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,530
Ohh, balls.
250
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,667
Or, again, in my case, Spaceballs.
251
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,971
Yep, Erica was dropping out.
252
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,773
That is, until my mom decided to fix it.
253
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,775
Okay, okay, no need to panic.
254
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,646
I will just do my mama thing and
threaten whoever's responsible.
255
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,649
Mom, this isn't high school.
There's no way to fix this.
256
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,251
Trust me, Mama can fix anything.
257
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,453
I don't even have books
or a meal plan anymore.
258
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,455
I cashed it all in
to fund our band's demo.
259
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,227
Mama can fix that.
260
00:09:16,238 --> 00:09:18,001
But I don't even have a room next year!
261
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:18,826
Mama can fix that.
262
00:09:18,837 --> 00:09:21,138
I skipped the housing lotto
for a gig in New York.
263
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,295
Mama can fix it.
264
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,997
I also skipped finals, which isn't ideal
265
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,266
because I'm already
on academic probation,
266
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,435
which means I'm more failing
out than dropping out.
267
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,637
Mama can fix...
268
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,338
I also never wear flip-flops
in the shower,
269
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,473
so my feet are not good.
270
00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,442
Oh, for **** sake, Erica!
271
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,377
You have purposely made this unfixable!
272
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,612
I'll fix it.
273
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,813
Fix it how?
274
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,815
How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
275
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,784
Your father's been activated.
276
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,620
It's a combo of aggravation,
frustration, and rage
277
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,757
so powerful it makes him the most
determined man on the planet.
278
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,191
Look at him go!
279
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,826
How is he across the quad already?
280
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,127
Is he climbing stairs?
281
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:57,631
He's climbing stairs two at
a time, and without a rail.
282
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,000
Even stairs can't stop him
when he's activated.
283
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,036
As my activated dad
went to fix Erica's bad decisions,
284
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,305
I was starting my career as an activist.
285
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,474
Hey, guys? Sorry to interrupt
your Tetris-ing,
286
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,109
but I'm trying my hand
at political satire,
287
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,510
and I could really use
a little feedback.
288
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,780
- What you got?
- Okay, so, my first one's all about
289
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,547
how people protest injustice.
290
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,251
So then I thought, "You know
who's really got it bad? Pizza."
291
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,187
And you know who's always eating pizza?
292
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,222
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
293
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,557
So, the slices, like,
rise up in protest.
294
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,659
Oh, this is good.
295
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,927
- I knew it.
- This is real good.
296
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,495
Uh, what... What is this for, exactly?
297
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,530
I'm having dinner with Jackie's parents
298
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,332
and have to show them
that I'm a smart guy
299
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,868
who knows stuff about the
world and politics and junk.
300
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,269
Oh, boy.
301
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,604
You're gonna need some others.
302
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,240
For sure! See, here we got
lasagna protesting Garfield.
303
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,710
'Cause he loves lasagna.
Slam dunk, dude.
304
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,678
Um, do you have any different concepts
305
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,447
aside from a food protesting
the thing that eats it?
306
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,883
No, but I do have this.
307
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,519
That's Baby Ruth picketing
Sloth from The Goonies.
308
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,721
This is the one!
309
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,289
You for sure show this
to Jackie's parents!
310
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,891
- Please don't.
- Kudos.
311
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,460
No, my point is, you got to
watch the news, read the paper,
312
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,529
be able to discuss things
that aren't The Goonies.
313
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,564
He's not getting it, Adam.
Let me explain.
314
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,767
See, Sloth eats Baby Ruths,
like, all the time.
315
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,235
- I get it.
- Do you?
316
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,203
'Cause an entire line of candy dies out,
317
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,772
and you just want them
to sit there and take it!
318
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,573
Keep sticking your head
in the sand, sheep!
319
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,110
If Sloth is left unchecked,
there are no more Baby Ruths!
320
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,311
How are you not getting this?
321
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,847
- I do get it.
- Do you?
322
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,782
Yeah, you should probably
teach me some of the basics.
323
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,083
Yeah.
324
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,654
Um, why is all our stuff back here?
325
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,023
Erica's father's
been activated, sweetie.
326
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,124
This is crazy!
327
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,326
Dad's been gone for 45 minutes!
328
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,863
How on Earth can one person
do so much so fast?
329
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,498
That's what happens
when a father gets activated.
330
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,500
Stop saying "activated"
like it's a thing.
331
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,303
- Clearly, it is.
- All our stuff's back here. How?
332
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,438
Murray sweet-talked the
head of the housing office,
333
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,074
then got a bunch of hacky-sacking kids
334
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,609
to bring everything back
for a plate of nachos.
335
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,444
But Erica dropped all her classes.
336
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,781
Then he went to the registrar,
lobbed a few threats,
337
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,683
greased a few palms, and... Boom...
338
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,251
Your class schedule for the next year.
339
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,586
But I failed out.
340
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,221
The dean literally asked me to leave.
341
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,590
Then he saw the dean
and begged and pleaded
342
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,058
and even shed a few tears.
343
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,094
- You cried?
- I did what I had to do.
344
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,429
So, what, you just want me
to give up on my dream?
345
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:13,000
Trust me, I know from experience
you have to see this through.
346
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,101
It's too important.
347
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,268
I'm gonna take a nap.
348
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,970
Please, just listen to our first song.
349
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,172
I know you'll see that this
is what I'm meant to do.
350
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,774
Gross.
351
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,942
How are you already asleep?
352
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,911
Your father's been deactivated, sweetie.
353
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,113
He won't wake for another
two to sixteen hours.
354
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,680
His feet are on your pillow.
355
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,085
♪ I'm just a bill,
yes, I'm only a bill ♪
356
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,121
Schoolhouse Rock! This is perfect!
357
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,124
That piece of paper has a
little briefcase like a human!
358
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,826
I totally get politics now.
359
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,193
You really should read
The New York Times,
360
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,561
but I think this is more your speed.
361
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,563
Armed with political knowledge,
362
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,433
I took on dinner
with Jackie and her parents.
363
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,968
No, all I'm saying is
364
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,838
I didn't get arrested for
protesting at Queens College
365
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,305
to have the country run like this.
366
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,107
If we did it your way,
we'd never get anything done.
367
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,175
Guys, behave.
368
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,544
No, I actually agree.
369
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,979
Sometimes a bill just waits around
370
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,580
on those Capitol Hill steps forever.
371
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,649
My point exactly, Adam.
372
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,351
These things take time. Tell him.
373
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,685
Tell her, Adam.
374
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,154
Tell her what happens
when a bill just languishes.
375
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,057
Uh, yes, what does happen next?
376
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,291
Uh...
377
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,927
♪ I'm just a bill ♪
378
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,162
♪ Yes, I'm only a bill ♪
379
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,429
Adam?
380
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,032
Is that Schoolhouse Rock?
381
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,533
No.
382
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,070
- 'Cause it sounds likeSchoolhouse Rock.
- Does it?
383
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,338
Yes, it sounds like you don't
know about basic government,
384
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,908
so you're singing Schoolhouse
Rock to remind yourself.
385
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,242
No.
386
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,044
It's, uh, no.
387
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,545
Hey, you know what would be fun?
388
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,181
Adam, why don't you show us
some new cartoons
389
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,248
that you made for the paper?
390
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,516
Maybe after dinner?
391
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,151
Listen, you wanna stir
things up with your drawing?
392
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,619
You should hit Star Wars.
393
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,189
Vinny, stop. Last thing
Adam needs is to hear
394
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,491
you rant about Star Wars
and overblown budgets.
395
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,394
By pure fate, the
conversation suddenly pivoted
396
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,596
to the one topic that I could
debate like a pro.
397
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,031
No, no, no.
398
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,934
I promise you I can convince
anyone to love Star Wars.
399
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,269
All right, I can see you're
a man of passion, like myself.
400
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,905
Convince me.
401
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,706
Unfortunately, Jackie's
parents were arguing about
402
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:03,243
this defense system from the
'80s nicknamed Star Wars.
403
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,712
I only knew about the other one.
404
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,916
Look! It's Han and Chewie!
405
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,618
They came back to help the rebels!
406
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,420
'Cause what's more important
than space money?
407
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,554
Friendship.
408
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,457
Do or do not. There is no try.
409
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,460
Never underestimate tiny bears!
410
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,662
Open the blast doors! Open the blast
doors!
411
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,265
While IG-88 didn't play
a huge role in the movie,
412
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,900
he did get his own action figure.
413
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,602
See? It shows that everyone
in the galaxy is important.
414
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,304
Oh, no! They're dying, R2!
415
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,974
And Luke's all, "Aah!"
416
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,309
And then Vader chucks the
Emperor down the reactor chute,
417
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,279
and we realize there's still good in us!
418
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:43,150
And that, my friends,
is why Star Wars is the best.
419
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,489
They're talking about
a missile-defense system.
420
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,695
Good stuff.
421
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,097
That night, Jackie's
parents saw the real me.
422
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,300
And the next morning, the real
me had some explaining to do.
423
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,801
Yeah, we gotta talk about last night.
424
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,337
Oh, is that whole thing
still on everyone's mind?
425
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,873
Adam, what happened to the guy
who drew that political cartoon?
426
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,976
Jackie, that guy doesn't exist.
427
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,477
He never has.
428
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,679
It was just a flier
for my Mel Brooks Club.
429
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,947
So, you lied to me?
430
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,048
Of course I did.
431
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,616
You looked so relieved and happy
432
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,318
when you thought I was Mr. Politics Man.
433
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,220
Adam, you don't have to pretend
to be somebody you're not
434
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,888
just to make me happy.
435
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,224
You admitted that I was too
embarrassing to meet your parents!
436
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,492
No, that's not how I meant it.
437
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,859
No, it is.
438
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,330
Look, I tried to be political,
and I sucked.
439
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,500
But when I'm not political,
I'm just not good enough.
440
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,868
So I can't win no matter who I am.
441
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,210
Even though Jackie
knew I wasn't much for politics,
442
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,312
my work was still being boycotted.
443
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,147
Hey! Goldnerd!
444
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,548
Oh, man, now what?
445
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,782
You and me, bro.
446
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,351
Lunchroom debate on foreign policy...
447
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,920
Lincoln-Douglas style, no moderator.
448
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,488
Lincoln who? What's happening?
449
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,990
Oh, you are so on!
450
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,225
Goldberg's gonna tear you apart!
451
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626
I'm not debating anyone!
452
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,294
Let me say this once and for all.
453
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,064
My drawing was about the bumbling
president from Spaceballs!
454
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,465
Damn right!
455
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,034
Reagan's bumbled his way
through his whole presidency.
456
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,536
And that is exactly why I hate politics!
457
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,204
There is no debate with you people.
458
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,706
You've just made up your mind
and refuse to listen!
459
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,742
So, our side wins, then?
460
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,077
There is no side!
461
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,212
What happened next surprised even me.
462
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,947
I reached down deep
and gave the greatest,
463
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,051
most awkward non-political
speech ever delivered.
464
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,485
Look, I'm just a simple dude
465
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,954
who likes movies
and puppet-based sitcoms.
466
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,856
That's what I wanna do with my life.
467
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,959
Make people happy with clean family fun.
468
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,761
Yes, it's super lame.
469
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,929
But it also helps bring people together!
470
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,298
I don't see that happening, man.
471
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,499
But it can.
472
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,733
'Cause no matter what side you're on,
473
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,602
there's one thing we can all agree on,
474
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,405
and that's that Mel Brooks
is freaking hilarious!
475
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,939
Agreed!
476
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,543
He's done the finest fart work ever
committed to the silver screen.
477
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,313
Gotta admit...
I do love Young Frankenstein.
478
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,981
It's pronounced "Fronk-en-steen,"
479
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,483
but not the point.
480
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,252
That day, I helped everyone
find some common ground.
481
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,954
And I finally founded my first club.
482
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,756
♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
483
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,593
♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
484
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,961
'Cause even the
toughest debates can be won
485
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,231
if you open up your heart and listen.
486
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,699
♪ Don't know the future ♪
487
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,534
♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
488
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,702
Catchy stuff.
489
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,737
I know.
490
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,639
Doesn't mean I can let her
throw her future away.
491
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,375
Unless this is her future.
492
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,745
I just
493
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,782
always wanted Erica to do what I
never could and finish college.
494
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,285
Dad, look at me.
495
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,622
My kids are all grown up, and
I'm searching for who I am.
496
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,958
Last thing I want is for her
to end up like me, you know?
497
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,461
But Erica's not searching.
498
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,996
She's found what she wants.
499
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,933
In that moment, it
was my mom who got activated,
500
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,368
and when that happens...
501
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,769
...there's no stopping her.
502
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:54,040
♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
503
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,544
Mom, why are you back?
504
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,448
I listened to your song, schmoo.
505
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,516
And you were right.
506
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,352
It's great.
507
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,287
And you need to give this a shot.
508
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,189
But you said that finishing college
509
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,957
is the only thing that matters.
510
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,892
Well, this really isn't about me.
511
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,595
What about Dad? He's gonna flip.
512
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,265
Mama will fix it.
513
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,934
♪ Now I'm twisted up inside ♪
514
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,002
I hope.
515
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,437
Truth is,
516
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,573
it's easy to let our
differences drive us apart.
517
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,141
It's not so hard to remember
518
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,876
we all have so much in common.
519
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,211
Whoa!
520
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,313
Your club still looking
for a Princess Vespa?
521
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,647
What about the newspaper?
522
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,184
I figured I could use a little fun.
523
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,718
That's why I'm with you, you know.
524
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,487
Because you make me laugh.
525
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,589
The world could use
more people like you.
526
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,091
No, the world needs you.
527
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,894
I mean, you inspired me so much.
528
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,597
I actually learned how a law
becomes a bill because of you.
529
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,965
Bills become laws.
530
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,967
We'll just listen to the song again.
531
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,438
You know, our club is about to
have a little field trip. You in?
532
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,976
My childhood in the '80s
was a magical time.
533
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,979
For me, it wasn't about
the president or politics.
534
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,249
It was about the movies that shaped me,
535
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,883
the laughter we shared,
536
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,019
the Schwartz in all of us.
537
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,622
This is terrible! Do something!
538
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,857
Why didn't somebody tell me
my ass was so big?
539
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,428
Man, the president is such a dope!
540
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,562
Dude.
541
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,031
Chill, I'm talking about the movie.
542
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,534
Seriously, how do people not get it?
543
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,636
- _
544
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,539
Now, there's a show on ABC
called The Goldbergs.
545
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,707
- Oh, yeah.
- You know, about my family.
546
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,476
And...
547
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,445
- ...the creator's taking heat
- _
548
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,081
because they say he's
criticizing the president
549
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,316
when, in fact, he's cr...
550
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,253
He was criticizing
the president from Spaceballs.
551
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,754
- Yeah.
- Look at the hashtag!
552
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,489
- I mean, it's...
- It's very clear!
553
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,463
What the...
554
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,202
Dark Helmet?-
555
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,572
Take my hand, Adam F. Goldberg.
556
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,509
Join me, and together we can rule
the galaxy as father and son.
557
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,879
Dude, you're not my dad.
558
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,682
Oh, yeah? Then explain this!
559
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,783
No!
560
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,050
That's impossible!
561
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,652
I will never join you!
562
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,492
Oh, I see your Schwartz has grown.
563
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,360
I'm in high school now.
564
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,962
Yeah, I was a late bloomer myself.
565
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,364
Now die!
566
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,532
Oh! Aah!-
567
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,547
- What's this?
- Uh, nothing.
568
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,015
Spaceballs II.
569
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,250
Oh, it's just a little script
I'm noodling with.
570
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,319
It's stupid.
571
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,786
Actually, I'm super proud of it.
572
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,121
Read it if you want. I don't care.
573
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,824
You know what? I'd love
to act it out for you.
574
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,292
And so Pizza the Hutt says,
575
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,828
"Dark Helmet wins
the intergalactic ski race!"
576
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,095
And I'm like, "You know it."
577
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,731
Then all my subjects cheer,
578
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,166
and the princess is like,
"Kiss me already."
579
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,968
And I do.
580
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,204
Awesome!
581
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,340
I give you my word.
582
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,807
I will get this made.
583
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,875
Oh, stop.
584
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,710
Take my hand, Dark Helmet!
585
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,681
Join me, and together
we can make this sequel!
586
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,988
Ohh, my little Schmoopie's
having a bad dream.
587
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,890
No! This is my nightmare!
588
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:35,961
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