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Let's loosen these bad boys up.
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If you feel a rip or tear,
that means it's working.
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- Okay. Guys, can you believe it?
- What?
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Courtney Rose back at Fort Grey High
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to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.
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Today is the day I become mayor.
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You said that when you judged
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the Kiwanis Club Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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And when he judges the
Galleria Mall's Bikini Contest,
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he'll say it again.
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He's judging that?
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Whoo! There's nothing a mom loves more
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- than cheering for her son.
- Mm-hmm.
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Sometimes you gotta let the world know.
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Whoo! I made that!
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I'm the mayor's mom!
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What are you doing?
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Uh, well, hello, there, tiny miss.
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I am just enjoying a hot dog.
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Why?
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Well, because I got hungry, you know.
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I got the grumbles.
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Why?
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Well, it's a combination of biology
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and, let's be honest, psychology.
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Emotion drives a lot
of my eating decisions.
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Why?
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Okay, let's get into this. Um...
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- I'm sorry. Is she bothering you?
- Bothering me?
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No, this is the most engaging
conversation I've had all day.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here to throw out the first pitch,
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please welcome Fort Grey's
very own Mayor Courtney Rose!
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I'm glad we're not
the Running Apaches anymore,
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but the Fighting Almonds?
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Ha ha! Yeah!
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Courtney!
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Ahh! That's my baby!
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Hey, that is enough, Fighting Almond!
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You make a lousy butter.
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Sure would hate to be his mama!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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That guy might think about
giving up on golf
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and taking up ice fishing.
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All right, "Not Top Ten" number one
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comes out of Fort Grey, California,
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where that city's mayor,
a guy named Courtney Rose,
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threw out the first pitch.
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Or at least that was the plan.
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Ugh!
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Can we get someone more coordinated?
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Bring the golf guy back!
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I can't believe
they are still playing this.
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And they added a squeal?
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Nah, bro, the squeal is real.
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I remember it startling me.
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Look, bro, it is not my fault
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I'm an inexperienced thrower, okay?
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No one ever taught me.
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- Excuse me?
- Huh?
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Ow! Ma!
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God, I thought you was coming here
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to make me feel better.
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And she can throw?! Total package.
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"Nobody taught me," my ass!
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I tried plenty of times.
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"Hi, I'm Courtney,
and I'd rather rhyme my words
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and match my hat to my shoes
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than learn how to be a thrower."
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And it's called a pitcher, by the way.
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All right, let me try one.
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"Hi, I'm Courtney Rose, and...
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and I don't look very happy right now."
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I-Is this whiff gonna be a problem?
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I mean, outside of the...
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Overwhelming shame you feel? Yeah, man.
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This is like your
"Dukakis and the tank,"
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your "Gerald Ford tumbling
down the stairs," your...
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Um, when did you become
a big history reader?
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I'm voracious, baby.
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- Anyway, my point is...
- Ew.
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...you have joined the pantheon
of weak-ass leaders.
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Okay, moving on.
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We have a very big issue to discuss.
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- Your Bumble profile.
- Oh, yeah.
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Man, I'm so glad you brought this up.
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I'm... I'm not on Bumble.
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Then who the hell I been messaging?
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Anyways, Big D's Pizza Express
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wants to open
their West Coast headquarters
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- right here in Fort Grey.
- Oh, wow.
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When you start bringing in hella jobs,
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do you think anyone is gonna remember
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that throwing arm of yours?
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- Yes!
- Hmm?
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Oh, sorry. I just got
assigned a Little Buddy.
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Oh! You're doing the Big Buddy
Little Buddy program?
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Well, talking to that kid at the game,
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I started to kind of
get the dad feels, you know?
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But am I really cut out for it?
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Do I, T. K. Clifton,
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have what it takes to raise a human?
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As a Big Buddy,
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I can practice with a rental kid,
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like a loaner
you can bang up a little bit.
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Yeah, man, I'm the same way
with my shoes.
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I got to spend at least a month
in my wing tips
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- to see if I can commit.
- And who knows?
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Maybe I can teach my kid how to pitch.
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Save him Courtney's shame.
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Val is right, okay?
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We need to focus on landing Big D's.
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Okay, tomorrow, everyone
bring in your best pitch.
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Ohh!
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I don't know if that pun was intended,
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but it's appreciated.
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- Thank you.
- That's the kind of whimsy
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that will really turn around
your Bumble profile.
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I'm gonna go.
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Big D's Pizza Express.
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We're meeting with the CEO, Don Viola.
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How do we lure his business
to Fort Grey?
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T.K., what do you got?
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Nothing. I was busy prepping
for my Little Buddy.
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What?
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If you had kids, you'd understand.
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J...
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Allow me.
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There have only been
two iconic styles of pizza...
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New York, Chicago... until now.
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Introducing Fort Grey's
revolutionary take on pizza...
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Pizza. Pot. Pie.
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Oh, like a calzone?
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No, no, that's been done
already, bro. You know what?
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I don't think you guys
are getting it. Let me...
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Okay, I did some actual research on Don.
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The guy has five businesses.
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- He played pro ball, been married twice...
- Whoa, wait, wait.
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What pro ball did he play?
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Tennis?
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Foos?
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Oh, God, tell me it's not...
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Base. It's base.
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Oh, no.
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Wh... You didn't tell us
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the boss is meeting
with a baseball player.
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Why do we even have
an after-hours phone tree?
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It's not that big of a deal.
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Val, Courtney very publicly
failed at this man's passion.
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It was the height of humiliation.
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Don's not gonna want to go for that.
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Yeah, he's gonna have
a field day with me.
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Look, Courtney, no one cares
if you can throw a pitch.
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He's just here to make a deal.
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All you have to do is show him
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that you are the perfect partner.
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Okay, yeah. All right.
Yeah, I ca... I can do that.
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Can you, though?
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Because you said that last time
when they asked you to pitch.
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Ooh.
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Nah, you got it.
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Welcome to City Hall, little man...
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the place where the magic happens.
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I know it can be a little overwhelming,
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but I'll be by your side the whole time.
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So, what do you want to see first?
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This building's wack.
I've been to the White House.
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Welcome to City Hall, little man...
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the place where magic happens.
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Now, I know it can be
a little overwhelming,
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but I'll be right here by your side.
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So, what do you want to see first?
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Wow.
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City Hall's so fancy and big!
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You are so much better
than that other kid, I tell you.
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Who has two thumbs
and loves a tax break?
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This guy!
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Tired of waiting
for that building permit?
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Welcome to the front of the line.
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Sorry, Owen's Dry Bar.
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So, what do you say? Hmm?
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I think we will make
a really strong team.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe.
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As long as you're not the pitcher.
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So, y-you saw the pitch.
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Actually, my niece sent me the clip.
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It's going around her school.
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Well, we didn't come all this way
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to talk about Courtney's pitch.
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It's not really a pitch, was it?
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I mean, I don't know
what the word is for it.
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I guess it's a, uh...
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Like... Like, a bloop?
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That works.
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Look, Don, man, I-I-I was never
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a-a big sports guy, okay?
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I was, uh, more of a
song-and-dance man, if you will.
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And when you're rocking it
on the mic like I was,
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you ain't got time
to be throwing around balls
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like some meathead jock.
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So I'm a meathead jock?
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So, if we could just actually
turn to page three...
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It's okay. I'd like to hear
from the melody maker
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more about how I'm a meathead jock.
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- Don, I'm sure he was...
- Travis!
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Let him talk!
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Sorry. Roid rage. Go on.
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What... What I was saying
was that... is that...
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that meatheads... not that
you're a meathead...
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- Meat lover.
- Yeah, I love athletes!
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Oh, my gosh, the running and the
jumping... all of it, really.
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Any idiot off the street can make music.
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- Even Shaq made a rap album.
- Shaq did. He did.
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Not that Shaq is an idiot.
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Wow.
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You know what, man?
I was just messing with you.
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Ah.
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You know, I break your balls,
you break mine.
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- But then you... What's the word?
- Blooped.
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Yeah, you blooped.
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You know, that pitch was embarrassing,
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but this level of spinelessness...
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it speaks volumes, you know?
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How do I know that
you're not gonna crumble
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when Little Caesars comes in here
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and bullies you into
a sweeter deal than mine?
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I got to run. I got a thing.
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Oh, well, um, we... we can
just take a couple minutes
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- to just go over our plan.
- Thanks, guys. Thank you so much.
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Hey, Don, it's really good.
It's very det...
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I don't think he has a thing.
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I think he just wanted this to end.
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You know, 'cause he doesn't see you
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- as a strong enough, viable partner.
- Thank you, T. K.
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Come on. Come on. Ring! Ring! Damn it!
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Is Don really gonna let
this deal fall through?
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Val, Val, Val. You did it again.
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You told my boy not to worry
about his pathetic pitch,
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when, clearly, that's all a
baseball-pizza-man would care about.
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Don literally said that he didn't care.
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What he didn't like was how
Courtney crumbled like a...
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forgive my words... spineless wussy.
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I hate when you go blue.
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Look, Courtney, this wasn't a thing
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until you made it a thing.
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Yeah.
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I mean, your physical weakness
is one thing,
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but you revealed your inner weakness.
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And the trouble with the inner weakness
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is that you can't fix it.
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Okay, this is bad.
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I-I just got word from a contact.
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Don is meeting the city of Modesto.
255
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We have competition.
256
00:08:57,297 --> 00:08:59,840
Conference room. Now!
257
00:08:59,841 --> 00:09:02,760
Oh, hey, I'm on snack detail
for Tyson's basketball game.
258
00:09:02,761 --> 00:09:04,720
Do you think the kids
would like pizza pot pie?
259
00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:06,138
Do I think kids would enjoy pizza
260
00:09:06,139 --> 00:09:07,807
topped with mashed potatoes and peas?
261
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,060
Oh. That's what it is?
262
00:09:11,853 --> 00:09:14,563
All right, look, you need
to project strength to Don.
263
00:09:14,564 --> 00:09:17,274
All right, my advice, although
it may be controversial...
264
00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:18,651
have sex with his wife.
265
00:09:18,652 --> 00:09:20,194
- Oh, no.
- Ugh.
266
00:09:20,195 --> 00:09:21,779
You want to prove to him
that you're strong?
267
00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:24,198
Forgive someone who's wronged
you with your whole heart.
268
00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:26,450
- No.
- I don't know, bro. She's pretty gorge.
269
00:09:26,451 --> 00:09:27,517
She looks like one of those women
270
00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,134
playing tennis in the herpes commercial.
271
00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,413
Courtney, Don messed with you
and revealed an insecurity.
272
00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,873
Just show him you have a sense of humor
273
00:09:32,874 --> 00:09:34,208
and you can laugh at yourself.
274
00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:35,501
You know what? She's right.
275
00:09:35,502 --> 00:09:37,419
It's like when Hugh Grant
got caught with that prosty,
276
00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,504
went on Leno, laughed about it,
277
00:09:38,505 --> 00:09:40,130
next thing you know, he's just a boy
278
00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:42,091
standing in front of a girl,
asking her to love him.
279
00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:45,094
That girl's name?
Julia frickin' Roberts.
280
00:09:45,095 --> 00:09:47,054
Hey, I got a basketball game coming up.
281
00:09:47,055 --> 00:09:49,181
You could embarrass yourself there.
282
00:09:49,182 --> 00:09:51,642
Yes! I can let those cute,
little stinkers dunk on me,
283
00:09:51,643 --> 00:09:53,352
show off my winning sense of humor,
284
00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:56,021
and, boom... me and Don are back in biz.
285
00:09:56,022 --> 00:09:58,232
T. - Dina Rose.
286
00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:00,860
Aw, hey, there, little cutie!
287
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,319
Ah, don't get too cocky.
She calls me that, too.
288
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,363
Say hi, Tyson.
289
00:10:04,364 --> 00:10:05,573
Hi, Tyson.
290
00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:06,949
- No.
- Ha! He's funny!
291
00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:08,742
He gets that from his daddy on the side.
292
00:10:08,743 --> 00:10:10,536
All right, now, I got to make
this fruit salad for the game,
293
00:10:10,537 --> 00:10:11,871
so you got that melon baller for me?
294
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,873
Yeah, now, remember,
it is scoop, twist, toss.
295
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,332
- Got it?
- Do I got it?
296
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,167
I am single-handedly raising this boy
297
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,670
two hours a day once a week, okay?
298
00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:21,589
I taught him how to shave, how to drive,
299
00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:24,091
how to leave a note on a car
after we hit it.
300
00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:26,218
I think I can handle a melon baller.
301
00:10:26,219 --> 00:10:29,179
Now, is it scoop, twist, spin,
or smash, smash...
302
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,890
Don't worry. I'll help him.
303
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,057
You know, you two do look like
304
00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:33,142
you're having a good time together.
305
00:10:33,143 --> 00:10:34,852
Our faces hurt from smiling.
306
00:10:34,853 --> 00:10:36,896
Honestly, I knew I had a sense
for being a parent,
307
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,647
but, my God, I am taking my breath away.
308
00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,483
What's going on with you?
309
00:10:41,484 --> 00:10:43,235
Look at me, talking about my kid.
310
00:10:43,236 --> 00:10:46,238
Okay, first of all,
he's not actually your kid.
311
00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:48,449
Dina Rose, do not say that
in front of Tyson.
312
00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:51,072
- I'm all he's got.
- You know I have a dad, right?
313
00:10:52,245 --> 00:10:54,247
You do now, son. You do now.
314
00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:58,709
Thank you for the melon scoop.
Tyson, bring the car around.
315
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,587
Tyson, do not bring the car around.
316
00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:04,548
See, I knew he couldn't
say no to helping out some kids.
317
00:11:04,549 --> 00:11:07,760
- How do they even know who he is?
- They don't.
318
00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:09,678
I gave them Coffee Bean
gift cards to play along.
319
00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,472
- They let kids into Coffee Bean?
- I don't know.
320
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:12,681
Disgusting.
321
00:11:12,682 --> 00:11:14,516
All right, so, here's the game plan.
322
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,226
I'm gonna let
these little kids kick my butt,
323
00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:17,937
Don's gonna see I can laugh at myself,
324
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,356
and then, boom, we're rolling in dough.
325
00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:21,398
Break.
326
00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:23,401
Pizza dough and money dough.
327
00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,445
Excuse me. Hey. Excuse me.
328
00:11:26,446 --> 00:11:28,072
Oh, hey, you mind if I borrow
this real quick? Thanks.
329
00:11:28,073 --> 00:11:29,573
Hey, could you sign this for my niece?
330
00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:30,991
Her name is Courtney.
331
00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:32,743
- Oh.
- I'm just playing.
332
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:33,953
That's my name. It's a girl's name.
333
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,120
I can actually laugh at myself.
334
00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:36,497
- Yeah.
- Cool.
335
00:11:36,498 --> 00:11:37,415
Hey, thanks for the invite.
336
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,416
Who knew Fort Grey
337
00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,042
had so many Kansas City Royals fans?
338
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:41,502
- I know, right?
- Totally.
339
00:11:42,712 --> 00:11:44,254
Uhp, that's my cue.
340
00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:46,632
Who's ready to take on
the big, bad mayor?
341
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,758
Let's get it.
342
00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:52,304
Oh, man, you took it right from me!
343
00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:53,597
Ah!
344
00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:54,932
You suck!
345
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,183
Hey, man, I'm doing the best I can.
346
00:11:56,184 --> 00:11:57,643
Okay, that's just sad.
347
00:11:57,644 --> 00:12:00,521
Oh. This is the dream.
348
00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:02,898
I wonder why more people aren't parents.
349
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,442
Um, T. K., you... you realize
there's more to parenting
350
00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:07,653
than just ice cream and basketball, yes?
351
00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:09,363
- Oh, you don't have to tell me.
- Okay.
352
00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:12,282
I've been practicing "the talk" all day.
353
00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:15,829
My advice... get it while
it's hot... and consensual.
354
00:12:17,205 --> 00:12:18,956
Oh. Our boys are going head-to-head.
355
00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:24,878
Oh, man!
356
00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:26,463
Don, will you play with us?
357
00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:27,965
I need a real challenge.
358
00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:29,091
Hey, take it easy on him.
359
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:30,759
You know, he is named after a flower.
360
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,303
Ha ha! Yeah, my middle name's
not so great, either.
361
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,430
My man.
362
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:43,230
Maybe we should help him out
and lower the rim a few feet?
363
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,151
You know I'm just playing at 10%, right?
364
00:12:47,152 --> 00:12:49,486
If I turnt it up, it would be
a straight clinic out here.
365
00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:51,113
What position did you play
in high school?
366
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:54,408
"Left out"?
367
00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:10,549
Back to me.
368
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:13,010
Swish 'em.
369
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:15,221
Oh! Money to make! Money to make!
370
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:20,184
Ooh, I like that sound!
371
00:13:20,185 --> 00:13:21,643
Are y'all just gonna
stand on the sidelines,
372
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,353
watch a boy do footwork?
373
00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,399
Whoo!
374
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,193
- My man.
- Aah!
375
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,987
- Courtney, Courtney, Courtney!
- Oh!
376
00:13:31,988 --> 00:13:34,323
Yo, ref! I didn't even touch the man!
377
00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:36,658
Come on, man. You got
a mustache. You a grown man.
378
00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:38,118
That is a child!
379
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:41,121
Whoo! Thank you.
380
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:43,707
Hold the trophy for me while
I make out with your girlfriend.
381
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,334
Well, when she become of age.
382
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:46,877
I don't... I-I don't like this.
383
00:13:46,878 --> 00:13:48,046
- No, I mean...
- Oh, it's...
384
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,341
- Oh!
- Oh!
385
00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:52,800
Yeah!
386
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,927
I'm the mayor, bitch!
387
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,889
T.K., your kid's crying.
388
00:13:58,890 --> 00:13:59,973
I mean, that's not really my kid.
389
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,975
Also, your kid made him cry.
390
00:14:01,976 --> 00:14:03,812
Y-Yeah, I'm not proud of that.
391
00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:06,355
Wait, no, no. One sec.
392
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:07,898
Whoo!
393
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:09,983
And back in the number-one spot,
394
00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:12,820
here he is... Mayor Courtney Rose!
395
00:14:12,845 --> 00:14:15,137
- Man, he's the gift that keeps on giving.
- I'm the mayor, bitch!
396
00:14:15,162 --> 00:14:17,908
As your mom... solid dunk.
397
00:14:17,909 --> 00:14:19,743
As a citizen of the Earth,
398
00:14:19,744 --> 00:14:21,709
the hell is wrong with you?!
399
00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:27,000
Hey, Tyson, it's Side Daddy.
400
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:28,293
You want to hit a movie today?
401
00:14:28,294 --> 00:14:30,087
See what that Pixar lamp is up to?
402
00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:32,381
You know what I'm saying? Boing, boing.
403
00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:34,508
Oh, y... Oh, you're still sad.
404
00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,802
I mean, sure, the mayor dunked on you
405
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:38,679
and humiliated you
in front of all your friends,
406
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,014
but it's... Oh.
407
00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:43,267
Now we're sobbing. Okay, well...
408
00:14:43,268 --> 00:14:45,602
Uh, uh, Tyson, you're losing me, man.
409
00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:47,513
I-I'm getting stuck in a tunnel.
Something jammed the signal.
410
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,814
Shh! Shh! Shh!
411
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:50,399
Hey, you already bought
those movie tickets?
412
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,733
I'll give you 20 cent on the dollar.
413
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,235
What do I do, Jermaine?
414
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:54,403
He was crying so hard
415
00:14:54,404 --> 00:14:56,905
I actually heard him say, "Boo-hoo-hoo".
416
00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:58,448
Just trade him in for another kid.
417
00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,534
I am so glad you said that.
418
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:02,931
I felt you pushing me there,
and I was willing to go.
419
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:03,912
Man.
420
00:15:03,913 --> 00:15:06,456
- Hey, man, you broke my kid.
- Not right now, T. K.
421
00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:08,064
Not right now?
422
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:12,046
Then when, Courtney? When?
423
00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,049
- Hey.
- Hey.
424
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,759
Just, uh...
425
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,511
checking in to see how you're doing.
426
00:15:19,512 --> 00:15:21,471
Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
I don't want to talk about it.
427
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,348
Of course not, 'cause, you know,
428
00:15:23,349 --> 00:15:25,225
men aren't allowed
to talk about their emotions.
429
00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:27,519
They're just busy eating raw steaks
430
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,272
and, you know... comparing penises.
431
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:31,648
What?
432
00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:32,983
This isn't your fault.
433
00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:36,028
You've been brainwashed
by the whole cult of machismo.
434
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:38,780
Look, everyone praises
the sensitive guy,
435
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,490
but when push comes to shove,
436
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:43,327
all they want is for us
to chop wood and do push-ups.
437
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:44,870
So, at the risk of being impolitic,
438
00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:46,955
it's very, very hard to be a man.
439
00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:49,791
Ohh. Oh, it's... it's brutal.
440
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,627
Getting twice the pay
441
00:15:51,628 --> 00:15:53,837
and having kids in your 70s
with your third wife...
442
00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:55,964
I get it. It's hard for women, too.
443
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:58,050
Harder. Er.
444
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,301
Seriously.
445
00:15:59,302 --> 00:16:01,219
Look, you don't have to have
a-a killer fastball
446
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,304
to be a great leader.
447
00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:04,181
There are other ways
to show your strengths.
448
00:16:04,182 --> 00:16:06,975
Me? Mine is persistence.
449
00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,810
Yes, 'cause you never
seem to stop, ever.
450
00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:10,437
Okay, well, very true.
451
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:14,107
I've ran in 10 marathons,
and I've never won.
452
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:16,234
You know, but I keep persisting,
453
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:18,028
even though we all know that
when a Kenyan enters the race,
454
00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:19,780
it's like, "What are we
even talking about?"
455
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:22,574
Yes, Val, what are we talking about?
456
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:25,661
I'm just saying, there's
more than one way to be strong.
457
00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:28,372
Also, I just told you
that I ran in like 10 marathons,
458
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:29,957
which is, like, super-impressive,
459
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,135
and you're not... you're not impressed?
460
00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:35,796
Okay, whatever.
461
00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:37,714
T. - Dina Rose.
462
00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:41,134
Ah! Hey, T. K. and not Tyson.
463
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:43,845
Oh, yeah, th-this is my new
Little Buddy, Clem.
464
00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,472
He's got asthma, but he likes to laugh.
465
00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,599
Oh, hi, Clem.
466
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,309
What happened to Tyson?
He was really sweet.
467
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,645
Oh, he was great
until he got sad for three days.
468
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:53,689
So I decided to do
a little trade-in for...
469
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,649
Clem.
470
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:58,944
Okay. Clem, my son has a
recording studio in his closet.
471
00:16:58,945 --> 00:16:59,987
Why don't you go in there and play?
472
00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,155
Cool! I love closets!
473
00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,907
T.K., what the hell were you thinking?
474
00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:05,492
That Tyson was too hard to fix,
475
00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:07,411
so I'd start fresh with a new kid?
476
00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:09,329
Do you know how many times
I wanted to trade in Courtney?
477
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,539
Fool woke me up this morning
478
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,582
asking me to...
to open up a jar of jelly.
479
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,001
The boy's got the weakest hands.
480
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,003
It's just so hard, Miss Dina.
481
00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:18,046
I was watching Tyson in pain like that,
482
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:19,548
and... and I couldn't take it.
483
00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:21,383
Maybe I'll never be ready to be a dad.
484
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,510
Ready? There is no ready.
485
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,970
I mean, the best you can do
486
00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:26,138
is practice to avoid mistakes,
487
00:17:26,139 --> 00:17:27,264
but then I promise,
488
00:17:27,265 --> 00:17:28,807
you're just gonna
make different mistakes.
489
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:30,309
Okay, this is a bad pep talk.
490
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,560
I'm not feeling no pep.
491
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,645
It is real talk.
492
00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:35,105
But when you get your kid
493
00:17:35,106 --> 00:17:37,316
through that first broken leg
or broken heart
494
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,485
and you see them happy again,
that's the real bliss.
495
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:43,197
Oh, my God. I got to go get my baby.
496
00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,326
T. K.?
497
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,994
Clem.
498
00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:50,245
What am I supposed to do with you?
499
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:51,788
Well, we gonna watch
500
00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:54,583
"Law & Order: Menendez Murders."
501
00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:56,585
They killed their parents, baby.
502
00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,465
Courtney, what, did you
drive two towns over
503
00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:03,258
to show me you can
wrestle down a kitten?
504
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:05,635
Easy, now. Don't go crying.
I'm just messing with you.
505
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,347
Look, Don, my city needs jobs,
506
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,224
and I'm here to fight for them
with all of my strength.
507
00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:12,226
Val.
508
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,771
♪ So you gotta cravin' for some 'za ♪
509
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:17,647
♪ But you're tryin' to save a dolla ♪
510
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,608
♪ Well, fugettabout those other guys ♪
511
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,985
♪ And give Big D's a holla ♪
512
00:18:21,986 --> 00:18:23,278
♪ Our sauce is fresh ♪
513
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,197
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
514
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:26,156
♪ Our pizza be poppin' ♪
515
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:27,783
♪ Just take a bite, yo ♪
516
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:29,659
♪ You won't be stoppin' ♪
517
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:33,617
♪ Big D's Pizza Express ♪
518
00:18:33,642 --> 00:18:34,664
Hoo!
519
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,917
- Located in Fort Grey, California.
- Yeah.
520
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:37,918
Did you just come up with that?
521
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,294
Well, a wise person once told me
522
00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:41,463
there are many different
types of strengths.
523
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:44,091
It was me. I'm... I'm the wise person.
524
00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:46,301
And I'm a melody maker, Don.
That's my strength.
525
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:47,386
So, what do you think
of your new jingle?
526
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,513
Oh, uh...
527
00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:52,099
I have John Legend
and Kanye working on one for me,
528
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,266
so I'm... I'm good.
529
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,935
Those jokers?
530
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,062
Man, I think their jingle
might make a good backup.
531
00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:58,105
You know what I'm saying?
532
00:18:58,106 --> 00:18:59,981
No, I think we'll go with theirs.
533
00:18:59,982 --> 00:19:01,650
Yeah, that's cool. I totally get that.
534
00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:04,152
But I appreciate the effort.
535
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:06,446
That's a strong move, Mr. Mayor.
536
00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:08,240
Listen...
537
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,492
I know I can be the strong
partner that you need.
538
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:11,827
And I know I probably didn't
539
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:13,370
- make the best first impression...
- Or second.
540
00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,664
...but there is so much more
to me than meets the eye.
541
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,874
If you give me a chance,
I can surprise you.
542
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,960
You know, I get that.
543
00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,628
Everybody always wants to write me off
544
00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:23,713
as some old meathead jock, you know,
545
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:25,590
instead of a legit business guy.
546
00:19:25,591 --> 00:19:27,968
I just try to put that aside
547
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:29,678
and do the best I can.
548
00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:31,221
Yeah, but you're a millionaire.
549
00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:33,765
Yeah, "the best I can" is pretty great.
550
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,059
Mm-hmm.
551
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,394
Yo, Trav!
552
00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:39,522
Cancel that meeting in Modesto!
553
00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:42,774
Really?
554
00:19:42,775 --> 00:19:44,484
I like your style.
555
00:19:44,485 --> 00:19:46,445
Let's shatter that ceiling
together... partner.
556
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,821
All right.
557
00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:49,531
Real struggle for the accidental mayor
558
00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:51,074
and the millionaire jock.
559
00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:52,869
Sorry, Val. What... What did you say?
560
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:56,246
I said it's a real struggle
561
00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:58,416
for the accidental mayor
and the millionaire jock.
562
00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:06,799
I'll call you.
563
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:11,678
So, that's it.
Just boring, circular pizza.
564
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,679
That's all we got?
565
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,431
- And 100 jobs.
- Mm-hmm.
566
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,057
Okay, if jobs are the only thing
we care about,
567
00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:17,559
then let's take a victory lap.
568
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,935
I mean, come on. Am I the only one
569
00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:20,479
trying to change the way
we think about pizza?
570
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,938
- Yes.
- That's right.
571
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,025
Genius is often
only appreciated posthumously.
572
00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,485
Whoa!
573
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,737
Oh, man! What the hell?!
574
00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:31,615
Ah, that's payback
for dunking on him at the game.
575
00:20:31,616 --> 00:20:32,867
It was Tyson's idea.
576
00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:40,040
The screaming was my idea.
577
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,583
What? That... That looked like fun.
578
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:42,898
Hey, Courtney,
can I scream in your face?
579
00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:46,005
- No.
- Why'd I even take this job?
580
00:20:48,593 --> 00:20:49,954
I tell ya, Clem, it sure is nice
581
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,681
having a kid in the house again.
582
00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:54,971
Got it!
583
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:56,681
- Told you I could do it.
- You sure did.
584
00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,433
This fell back there two years ago.
585
00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:01,269
Miss Dina, I lost Cle...
Oh, God! There you are!
586
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,480
Hey, Officer, you can cancel
that Amber Alert.
587
00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:04,689
Yeah, I'm looking at him.
588
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,816
Okay. Clem, it's time
to get you back home.
589
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,193
Wait. Hold on a minute, T. K.
590
00:21:08,194 --> 00:21:09,903
Hey, Clem, I bet you can't
find that hot dog
591
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:11,154
that rolled under my fridge last week.
592
00:21:11,155 --> 00:21:12,532
Yes, I can.
593
00:21:13,324 --> 00:21:14,824
Miss Dina.
594
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,127
What, are you gonna reach that hot dog
595
00:21:16,158 --> 00:21:17,577
with those beefy arms of yours?
596
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,954
I don't think so.
597
00:21:18,955 --> 00:21:20,372
Go ahead, Clem.
598
00:21:20,623 --> 00:21:23,501
What is going on?
599
00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:28,525
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00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:35,469
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