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SINDHUPALCHOK DISTRICT, NEPAL

Up!

Still doesn't not want to talk?

Very well!

You will die a brutal death.

- Keep this sucker steady Toll - I'll do my best.

Here we go!

Come on you bastards.

Eat shit!

-You better duck. - Oh shit!

Yeah!

Cover up!

Brake!

- Watch your head insect! - Shut up, Gunnar!

Gunnar love it!

Incoming chopper!

- We gotta get this thing out of here - Got any ideas?

- Thats what I'm asking you... - Well I'm asking you.

I got this.

Toll Road, get him up.

- Trench? - Oh this is embarrassing.

- Yeah sure is. - What's he doing here?

- Saving this Chinese billionaire. - Oh yeah? Thats funny, so are we.

Well then we have a scheduling problem don't we?

- Cut me loose Frankenstein. - Don't get nuts Gunnar, do it.

- Where's your team? - Waiting.

I need a weapon, something big... yours!

- My big weapons hanging right were it is. - Come on Caesar, you got a backup.

If I dont get this back... Your ass is terminated.

- In your dreams! - Trench, we got a way out.

- Thanks, I got my own. - Let's get you out of here pal.

Hey look, I hate to break up the bromance, were 20 seconds late.

- Get money bags up. - A "Thank You" would be nice.

- I hate owing you. - Well you do big boy.

Let's go, Yang!

- You win? - Of course I win.

Go!

I'm out.

Now you put on your lucky ring?

One Wet N Wild coming up!

I got your gangbang right here!

What!

I've got your back!

Keep moving!

- Here we go! - Geronimo!

- Why always me? - You hit?

Yeah... Twice.

- Better you than me. - Thats nice, nice.

- You order room service? - Not really.

This could be a piss poor ending.

- That loaded? - We can only hope...

Sorry Sir, had to adjust for a wind shift.

- No problem, hit the last position - Moving out, over.

Lets go, go, go!

Go, Come on!

OK, hold on ladies, The cavalries here.

It's about time you got here!

- Wake up Santa. - I'm on it.

- Guys good. You're good! - Appreciate it sir.

- We'll swing around and pick you up kid. - Wont be late sir.

Alright guys, put your toys away.

Target in sight!

- Shoot's hot. - Fire!

- You missed.... - You'r aiming!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

-Yeah! -Whoo!

That was a statement, hit it!

- Dump the skis! - Come on get rid of this weight.

Climb, baby!

Climb, baby!

Climb!

It ain't getting up!

- Lucky ring. - Lucky ring.

The Expendables 2

We are approximately 20 miles out of Beijing.

- Not that I want to hear it, but what's the oil pressure? - Faulty - Oh great.

- And altimeter? - Would you believe it, stuck on 10,000 feet

- Hydraulics? - What hydraulics.

Congratulations! You've got a piece of junk.

- Hey, can we talk when your not too busy? - Sure, anytime.

- Kid's amazing. - Really? so am I.

You're just used to it.

Get the client ready.

- What is going on? - Looks like your taking a shortcut home pal.

- Parachute good? - Parachute?

Why he got a Parachute?

- Can you believe they changed their landing permit till tomorrow?

Yeah but its ok, I'll get home a little earlier.

- 15 seconds! - Opening the hatch!

Yang, get money bags home safely.

- So when you coming back? - Maybe soon, maybe never.

Maybe try new life.

- Then who am I supposed to pick on? - You will find another minority.

Yang...Smile.

See you later...Alligator.

Go!

That's real Chinese takeout.

- Floor it, I'm homesick. - You got it.

Yes! I love this song!

Christmas, my friend, please tell me you aint going through with this.

Of course I am. Look at the girl.

- Who wouldn't marry her? - She cheated on you

- It was a half cheat. - Which is?

The other side of a half truth, The facts are murky.

Murky? I hate to break this to you pal

but your girlfriend over there has a world class cheating gene.

- I should stab you in the heart! - Too late.

Hi...Cheers.

You know I used to think you had a black heart..black is too colourful.

- Hey babe! - Hey!

- Hey Barney! - Hey Lacey!

Promise next time not to keep my baby away so long?

Cross my heart.

If he had one.

Look who's lost in space.

Got a pen?

Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls in it?

A matter of fact, I don't.

Einstein's theory of special relativity.

Only I made it better.

Believe it or not, before Gunnar became chemically unbalanced

he went to MIT and had a Master's degree in chemical engineering.

You said he actually had a brain, you believe that?

- So what happened? - He quit to be a bouncer.

I wanted to get close to this girl who danced at this disco.

And I can't believe she dumped you.

- Wouldn't you? - I would yeah.

- Can we talk outside? - Yeah sure, lets go!

- How do I put this. - Best to be straight up, honest

I feel uhh...

I'm not sure what I feel.

This life...it's not for you is it?

I thought it was.

You gave me a chance to be one of you, and you've got my respect forever.

And you got my respect too.

What you gonna do?

Well, i'd like to finish out the month. Then I wanna go meet up with my girlfriend.

- Where's she from? - She's uhh, she's French.

Believe it or not, I met her in Afghanistan. She was a nurse.

- That comes in handy. - Yeah. You'd like her.

You know, she's the kinda person you want to do things for.

So I took this job because the money's great.

Now I can afford to get her everything she deserves.

It's one of those things that just feels right.

When you know, you could be with someone and you don't even have to talk, you already know what there thinking.

Ya ever had that?

Sure.

- I don't want you to think that im deserting you. - No, listen...

If I had to do it all over again at your age, i'd be doing what your doing.

Why dont you freshen up that beer.

Alright.

Barney Ross!

What do you want from me, Church?

Not too good on the memory category are you Barney?

You made a deal with me, you gave me your word.

and you end up blowing up half of Atlanta

punching holes and a bowie knife through a fellow C.I.A agent.

Even if he was a dirtbag.

But what breaks my heart is that you stole $5 million dollars from me.

And for all this male pattern badness

I coulda put you in the deepest darkest hole in gitmo.

No sunlight!

- But I kept you out. - Great.

Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back

- And today is that day. - Keep talking.

Chinese plane got shot down over the mountains near a hell hole called Gazac.

- Yeah? Who shot it down? - Take a guess...

Onboard that plane is a safe carrying something you dont need to know about.

all you need to know, is you can't let it fall into the wrong hands.

Now your gonna go in there, and your gonna get the contents of that safe before anyone else, and your gonna bring it to me.

- Should be a walk in the park for you. - And then we're even?

We'll get there.

The safe in that plane is very high tech, the access code changes every 120 seconds.

You use the wrong code... it blows.

- So we need to get you in... - Wait, wait...We?...Who's we?

- Who you working with? - That's none of your business.

Let's just call our host "The Corporation".

Were sending along a pro who specializes in this type of situation.

- Her name is Maggie Chan. - A woman!

that usually goes along with the name Maggie, yeah.

- Forget it! - She can handle herself.

But let me be clear.

If anything happens to her, she gets a hang nail, she gets hurt...

She gets roughed up...

if she doesnt come back in exactly the same condition she went in...

you and your little gang of psychotic muts will never be seen again.

And that, I promise you.

I don't make a very good babysitter.

Don't sell youself short.

You're gonna to make a very good babysitter.

Be there at 7.

Hey! I'm Maggie Chan.

- You Barney Ross? - Yeah.

- Has Mr. Church told you about me? - He said you wanna tag along.

Help, not tag along.

Nice motorcycle.

Where we're going is new, we dont know what to expect.

Is it custom?

- I think it's a mistake you coming along. - Build it yourself?

- Yeah I built it myself. - Are you playing games with me, Maggie?

No...are you playing games with me?

Church told me what you said. I'm combat proficient.

I don't need a babysitter.

- So...when do we leave? - 05:00

Nice meeting you.

- She's into me. - She hate's you.

Watch this.

You know if something happens to her? it's coming back on us.

You ever think to ask me for my opinion?

- I told you 10 times before, I didn't have a choice.

- Unless you dont mind going to jail? - Yeah well, Church intimidated you.

- Really? - Yeah.

Oh, is that the woman you can never fully trust calling again?

You know I will stab you one day!

Hey baby.

Yeah, of course I'm thinking about you.

What else is there to think about?

Hopeless.

Hey, You were in the army right? I can tell.

Yes, ma'am. three years. Last tour was Afghanistan Kunar province.

- You didn't like it anymore? - Uh...It's a long story.

I would like to hear it.

Alright.

I was trained as a sniper and an instructor too but...

I just really wanted to mix it up you know, the action bit.

Uh, this one time we were stuck out in this hell hole valley.

About 30 Taliban opened up from these houses on hills above us.

They got about eight of us pinned down bad.

So I called in for artillary support, but no way says the captain.

Didn't want to endanger the locals. So we scattered.

Some crawled through a ditch, some through a dry river bed, and the rest bailed.

But we were still stuck in the kill zone.

We battled for...I don't know, three hours?

Then finally an Apache Gunship chopper showed up to provide air cover.

scattered the haji's but...

Smoke clears and four of my squad

are dead in ditch, and two in the river bed.

I was mad and sick. All dead for nothing.

You know the most screwed up thing of all...

is when I got back to base that night, I found out that they had shot this

stray dog that I adopted.

commander's orders to get rid of all animals on the base.

I mean you'd think we'd had enough damn shooting for one day, you know.

Well anyway I figured it was time to move on.

I heard these guys were looking for someone and here I am.

- You got that transponder? - Yes. Apparently it's 15 kilometres north west.

OK.

"Hello Darlin'!"

Hello, Darlin'!

I'm a little busy...

- Alright lets move, were in and out of hear fast. - The sooner the better.

- Billy the kid! - Yeah!

Today's your lucky day, you get to take point.

My pleasure sir!

Impressive!

Hold on.

- Remember when you could do that? - No, do you?

- I'd blow him away if I needed to... - Really? Look down.

Look down. You see what I see? Short legs.

Thousand bucks you can't catch him. Go on flash.

- I'm a little busy. - Aw yeah.

I've found the wreckage at the bottom of the hill, sir.

Slow it down, Billy! You're making us look bad.

- Say it again over? - You heard.

Roger that, slowing it down.

We appreciate it.

- Rest of the plane's over the hill Sir. - Good work Billy.

Looks like somebody had a bad day.

You guys go to the right.

Take off rover.

Alright Billy, you get a vantage point up there.

theres fur in their hands. These guys were alive until the wolves got to em.

Be careful!

Is this it?

Yes, it's here.

Caesar! I need ya in here

Caesar grab a hold of this thing, I think it's spring loaded. Lee hook it on.

Now on the count of three, lets pull it back.

Ready?

1, 2, 3!

- We can't hold this! - You have to!

Come on Maggie!

- Something's wrong! - What?

- The explosive timer's triggered. - How long?

- 54 seconds. - If we leave now, we'll make it.

- Maggie, let it go! - No, I can do it.

- Come on Maggie! - What's going on?

she tripped the detonator, stay back!

I'm losing my grip!

If you do, shes cut in half.

Got it

- Lucky I was here. - Just thinking that.

I'm sorry. It's important I get this.

You got guts, no common sense...but guts.

Come on, you got it, lets go.

You're strong!

Billy! come on down, were out of here.

What happened?

That woman is crazy, but I got a good pump.

- Aren't you curious about what's inside the case? Nah, I just wanna get Church off our back.

Billy the kid...Where the hell is he?

Billy!

- Drop your weapons. - No way.

Ain't happening!

No?

Are you sure?

I'm sorry sir, they were waiting.

- Drop the weapons now. - Don't do it.

He's a strong soldier, let's see how strong he is.

Do it!

No!

Don't do nothing he says.

Don't talk!

- You should not speak. - I'm gonna kill him.

When I fire...his head, will be gone.

Three seconds.

Don't give your weapons, you don't owe me anything.

1...

... 2...

Don't do this, they'll kill everyone.

He's gonna kill him.

3!

Drop em!

I'm impressed. Very good use of intelligence.

Everybody stay calm, we'll be done soon and then we'll be on our way.

Bring me that knife.

What's this symbol?

I like symbol.

This is the symbol of the goat.

The pet of satan.

They say.

- You have a case that belongs to me - Does it?

- Yes, like your lives. - It was lost, he doesn't have it.

Last time...the case

or you will force me...

To cut...

his heart out.

Do it you piece of shit!

Wait!

Let me have it.

- Hey... you talkin to me? - Pick it up.

- Hand it to me. - Get it yourself.

- What was that? - You heard.

Now pick it up, hand it to me nicely.

Or you'll get what he got.

Do it Lee.

You'll be alright Billy.

Respect is everything.

Without respect, were just people. Common shitty people.

I'm sorry, sir!

It's not your fault.

- Now what? - We're both fighting men.

And I respect that.

And fighting men, they don't deserve to be killed like sheep.

But...

Respect must be taught.

Lie down with your face on the ground until we leave.

Don't challenge me.

Get down.

Up!

- Are you afraid of me? - No! I'm not.

You should be.

- I'm dying! - Don't talk Billy!

- Cut his hands loose. - The letter... in my pocket.

Alright kid, I got it.

- I'm so sorry! - I believe you.

What was in the case?

A computer... Blueprint of a mine.

A mine! What mine?

The russians stored nearly 5 tons of weapons grade Plutonium.

the mine was abandoned after the cold war. No one knows it's there.

the blueprints shows where the plutonium is stored.

We want to stop it before it gets in the wrong hands.

Well I guess that didn't happen did it.

This kid died so some dirtbag can make bombs.

I'm so sorry.

not as sorry as I am.

Let's take care of him.

Dear Sofia,

I wish I could find something different to do besides just missing you, but I can't.

The team's treating me good.

We got each other's back's.

And I want you to know that wherever I end up, I'll be wanting the very best for you.

And if some miracle happens and I come back again

I hope I'm still your man. Much love, Billy.

Why is it that the one of us who wants to live the most, deserves to live the most, dies.

and the ones that deserve to die...keep on living?

What's the message in that?

- What's the plan? - Track em, Find em, Kill em!

ZZ 1492 to Germont. Requesting response immediately.

Who's this Bozo?

ZZ 1492, this is a secure airwave, do you read?

What's this about?

What's taking so long Barney Ross? This should have been a walk in the park for you guys.

- Where's the case? - Don't have it.

I warned you what would happen to you mutts if you pulled this shit again!

A good man died trying to get that case.

I'm sorry about that.

- Really? - Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

- But this sort of situation comes with the territory wouldn't you say? - So does payback.

You know Church, your the kind of guy that pulls the strings, and everyone else does your dirty work.

- Because you never had the guts to do it yourself. - We're done.

Sir, we got a problem.

The digging has slowed down. Too many are dying, they're exhausted.

He's tired.

Anybody else tired?

- Get more workers. - We've already taken most of the men from the village's.

get all the rest, women, children, all of them.

Show me!

Now we know where it is.

Okay, I know what to do.

Good! I want the Plutonium out in 3 days.

3 days?

I have people willing to pay 4 million a kilo...now.

3 days, no more. - Understood.

You're smart,

imagine if 6 pounds of pure Plutonium is powerful enough

to change the balance of the world.

So imagine what 5 ton's would do. It's very interesting.

- Something's happening. - What?

the transmission's stopped, there underground.

Putting it down right here!

Come on, let's hustle, hustle. We got to move.

Christmas! Come on Lee, do you even know what the hell your doing?

5 minutes, don't get your knickers in a twist.

Another transport truck, could be one of theirs.

Let's check this place out.

- No shooting. - Classics?

Yeah.

I've been dying to use these.

we'll beat the truth out of him.

Maggie, tell the guys to wait in the truck.

OK.

- They're here. - Yeah.

Speak English?

- He's slightly gigantic. - So?

- Just saying.

- He's really gigantic... - I said that.

Can't beat a classic.

Let's say we beat some info out of these guys and we get moving.

- Sounds good to me. - Let's start with the midget.

Calm down boys.

I can get them to talk with much less effort.

What's she going to do? give them a pedicure?

A little sick...

Christmas I need you to hotwire that truck and go back to the plane and get the weapons.

- Why don't you get one of those cheese heads to do it? - Stop complaining.

I should have bounced one of these off of your skull.

- How did it go? - We're on lets move.

They call themselves sangs, they say they control everything east of the mountins.

Robbery, Kidnapping, Assasinations, basically a Cartel for hire.

- How do you know the langauge? - Easy, put it together.

It's a cross between Ukraine and Bulgarian dialect.

- Impressed? - A little...

- Christmas? - What?

Why are you yelling?

Cause you gave me the shit job, thats why.

I'm gonna shoot ya in the face when I see ya.

- Where are you? - The 60 year old death trap you call a plane!

Well what's taking so long?

This bridge is out, signs missing.

I've been driving these dirt roads for the last 7 hours!

- You done complaining? - Thanks for the sympathy.

- This is weird. - It's like home.

heh figures...

- What the hell is this place? - I believe it's an old Soviet army base.

Probably used in the 80's, cold war.

They most likely staged maneuvers and practiced attacks against the U.S here.

Is there anything you don't know?

Great, just what I need, 50 year old pizza.

We'll bed down here for the night.

- This tastes like shit. - How's yours?

Can't complain about Rigatoni. Plan ahead fella's, that's all I have to say.

What if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your last meal be?

- 1 choice... - 1 choice?

- Probably be cereal for you huh? What the hell's wrong with cereal?

- It's Cliche. - You got to be original.

If you were an original broadthinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal

Like Eario's...just like your ear.

Pour milk on them suckers, and they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

- Barney? - Doughnuts and most food that kills ya.

- Thats deep man.. - You think so?

Maggie?

crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. - Very sexy...

But I like Italian too. - I'm starting to think Italian is overrated

Hey what about me?

my favourite swedish dinner would be, baby seal and whale ass. In the summer.

but i'd really die, for some chinese.

Then your going to starve to death. ...Sweat dreams. Barney, I'm not done eating.

- Can I ask you something? - Sure go ahead. - Why are you so nervous around me?

- I don't get nervous Maggie. - What is it then? - I just like keeping a distance.

- Is it because you dont want to know anymore people? - Let's just say bad things have happened to people i've gotten close to.

- Not a good way to live. - I know.

- Do you think about the young man who died? - All the time.

- You don't talk about him much. - No, that's how we deal with death.

Can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark.

- And then we get pitch black, understand? - I understand.

Good night.

Good night, Maggie.

I swear to god if he doesn't stop snoring I'm going to shoot him.

Gunnar!

You rang?

I know It's a stupid question, I don't suppose you have anymore of that coffee?

- Pot only makes one cup. - Yeah , thats what I figured.

Listen up.

That guy said the congregation of sang's are probably in this area.

concentrated east, so that's where were going.

Were out of here in 10 minutes, get ready, do what you got to do.

Houston, we got a problem.

Down!

we got to get out of here!

GO, GO , GO!

GO, GO , GO!

GO!

Save your ammo.

- Where the hell are you? - I'm almost there.

What's going on, are those shots?

Yeah!

- What's happening? - The sangs got us pinned down.

- Can you hold them off? - Yeah..maybe with a tank.

- Oh shit! - What?

They got a tank.

Come on!

Let's roll, come on!

I'm out...one left.

why not...

- Eh! Who did that? - Not me, I'm out.

What just happened?

- Somebody got a little carried away. - Looks that way.

Where are the shooters?

I dunno, but if they wanted us dead, we'd be dead.

Barney...

Don't freak out.

- Small world huh Barney? - Booker?

- Rumour had it you were dead. - Yeah I heard that too.

- So how's life treating ya? - Been better.

You did all this?

I fly solo, I thought you knew that?

- Yeah I heard it, but I didn't buy it. - Well now you do.

- This your team? - Yeah.

Gunnar, Toll Road, Hail Caesar, and Maggie.

Booker, Your the one people call the Lone Wolf?

I've been called that. but I have mellowed.

Not that much...

I heard another rumour that you were bitten by a king Cobra.

yeah I was, but after 5 days of agonising pain

the cobra died.

Hey Booker, great to see you man.

so how'd you wind up in this god forsaken place?

Ah...We got ambushed about Sang about 100 km east of here

- killed one of my men, young kid. - I'm sorry to hear that.

The Sangs are the lowest form of scum, shooting them has been a good business.

- You know the leader is? - Yeah, guy named Vilain.

He pretty much controls everything in this area.

Your gonna need more men if you expect to get out alive.

- Can you help out? - Sorry Barney, I work alone.

- I understand. Thanks for showing up. - My pleasure.

Hey Barney!

Theres a village down the road. they're good people, and they hate the Sangs.

- Maybe they can help out. - Thanks!

Happy hunting!

- What happened? - I'm still alive.

Thats' a matter of opinion, what I miss?

I'll tell you about it on the way. come on guys, unload these weapons.

- Looks like christmas came way late this year. - I love you too

- Well I'm happy to see you. - Finally, someone with class.

This has got to be the town Booker was talking about.

I could retire to a place like this.

Clean air, no stress, Raise some kids.

You know Maggie, I could retire to a place like this.

You are so full of shit.

There missing us by a mile.

- Put down guns. - That's not happening.

Safest place is in front of their gun.

- We will shoot you. - No...wait.

These guys are here to help. They want to help.

Even you two rejects could get lucky around here. - You think?

- I doubt it. - Do you mind?

- Who you are? - Were Americans.

- Since when? - Swedish.

- Blackfoot. - Chinese.

- Retards. - Are you done?

What do you want?

Were here to take care of the Sangs.

Okay, come inside.

Come on.

This is who we think you've come for. This is who we will die for.

First they told us they'd be good jobs, good money.

Some went...but nobody come back.

They come for more.

They say as soon as our men go to job.

the others come home.

My husband goes...

For a long time we hear nothing.

Then... the Sangs come, and they take all of the rest of the men.

Force them to work in the mines. same in the next village. And the next.

They take my sons. now all that is left are the very young.

- And they will be back for them too, I know this. - We all know this.

So we hide them, and we wait.

Why don't you just move on? Leave?

This is our home. Our lives will be the last thing they take.

Tell us why your here now?

- Were tracking them - Can't you stay and help?

You saw the children. Soon they will be down and they'll kill them all.

We have our own business with them.

I'm sorry...Let's go!

- I don't think there gonna last too much longer. - I think they know that.

So were not going to do anything about it?

- I got an idea. - And with your ego, I think your going to love it.

- My ego? - Your ego.

- What do you mean my ego? - You've got a big ego.

- Check your ego out... - Please...

Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur, its huge.

We have it, we've found the plutonium.

By the power vested in me...

I now pronounce you...

Man and knife!

One more!

Rest in pieces!

- Last one? - Yes.

Good.

Chambers are cleared.

No loose ends. You bury them all.

I see about a dozen guards, Light weapons. Couple of bad ass 50 cals.

Worse! Anti tank devices. Theres no way our trucks will get through that mind field.

Somebody's got any ideas that won't get us killed?

I got a few I'm thinking about.

Boom time? Boom time!

Target in sight!

- Baby wants to travel. - Fire!

- Rock and roll! - Fire!

Bombs away!

- Tighten up. - Whats happening now? - Chaos!

- Your not doing what I think your doing? - Yeah I am.

Let's do it!

Come on let's move!

Your gonna need a new plane.

- We're too late! - What? - The Plutonium's gone.

Come on , get out of here!

Move it, move it!

Go on, get out of here!

We're gonna be here a while.

Doesn't seem right.

Going out this chicken shit way?

Something like that.

Hey! It ain't over yet kids, I got a plan.

Everybody calm down.

Phosphate rock.

- What's he doing? - Probably making a bomb.

- Are you serious? - Ask him.

- Whatcha doing Gunnar? - I'm making a bomb, do you mind?

- A maniac with brains... - Scary.

Phosphate rock has got a density of 1.852.

Melting point, 44.2 centigrade.

Guys, I want some gun powder fast.

- Do it. The man's a chemical engineer alright! - And a 45 Scholar.

Pour it in the pipe.

- The big man might be on to something. - You think?

Probably not.

- Need some help with that? Let's go.

Here... Go blow yourself up!

Lighter?

I want that back.

Better get back! this gonna be loud.

Get back!

Ok...alright let's go!

Better turn around unless you want your heads blown off.

Better cover your ears. Come on.

- Well the phosphorus must have been damp. - Yeah right...

- Or you suck? - Or theres that!

Don't cry Gunnar.

You almost had an idea.

I'm back!

How you doing Trench?

I thank you. I thank you so much.

- We're even now, right? - Right.

I'll be seeing you around Trench. Thanks a lot.

Relax. It's not over yet.

- What? - That's right.

How you doing pal?

I was doing pretty good Church. What are you doing here?

- I heard theres a party town. - Yeah, but it's my party.

- Has he always been this selfish? - Always!

Thanks.

Do you want to kick Vilain's ass or not?

Don't forget the little rascal.

Move it.

Move out!

Take the rest of the nukes to the hanger now.

and get the plutonium on the plane!

Follow me.

We need to buy some time.

Move move!

I'm out.

Hold them up...Go Go

- It's fun huh? - Yeah

Oh! There he is!

Tear him apart!

I'm almost out. I'll be back.

- You've been back enough. I'll be back! - Yippee-ki-yay.

Who is next? Rambo?

Goodbye!

Let's go.

Start the engine. get that thing in the air. I want to make some money!

Trench, get in!

My shoe is bigger than this car.

Shoot something!

Start the helicopter! We have a special guest coming.

Let's go!

This way!

Can't beat a classic.

- Barney! - What are you doing here?

Now I'm going in there alone. Dont follow me no matter what. Do you understand?

- Do you understand? - Yes.

That door opens up, I don't come out and he does. You kill him.

You Kill him!

Let's make it more dramatic...

Now that's better.

- I'm out of bullets! - That's your problem.

Not really...

You want to kill me like a man?

or you want to kill me,

... like a sheep?

nice knife.

so...what's it going to be?

man or sheep?

You want to man up? I'll man you up.

You must want to hurt me bad.

I'm not going to hurt you...

I'm gonna take your life!

Come!

Over so soon?...I want my money's worth.

- Come on get up - Coming right up

- Taste good? - You talking to me?

Time to wrap this up!

Ironic, here we are you and I...and you're knife.

You'r going to die! Like him. What was his name?

What did you call him?

What does it matter.

Come on Vilain. Somebody's dying. Come on!

Come on Vilain!

Come on!

Get up Vilain.

Get! Up!

Now turn around.

Turn around, sheep!

Now What!

His name was Billy!

- Did you win? - I think so.

Well where's the proof?

Head's up!

- Nice touch. - Mmm-Hmm.

- It is a nice touch, little extreme...but nice.

and as much as I hate to say this Bam-Bam,

now that we got control of the plutonium, that makes us even.

- Good. - So Maggie, you'll be coming with us then?

When you're ready...

So I just want to...

your ok, just a little immature.

I don't have to go. if you want me to stay, I'll stay.

and I did save the babysitters life.

That you did do.

maybe I'm good luck for you.

But I could be bad luck for you and I cant allow that.

If you ever want help, call me. Or your dead.

I'll do that.

What are you doing here?

Moving on. You killed all my business.

I thought you were the Lone Wolf?

Sometimes it's fun to run with pack.

You got a point. Take care Maggie.

I almost forgot...

As a token of my gratitude my violent friend.

I got you and the little rascals a ride home.

- Behold. - What?

Consider it a gift.

- That thing belongs in a museum. - We all do.

- It was fun, right? - Yeah, it was fun.

Take care.

Beware beware, walk with care. Careful what you do. Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you.

mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you. Boomlay-boomlay -boomlay boom! To Billy!

- To Billy! - Rest in peace!

- Man I need a massage. - Don't look at me.

- Hey. - What?

- From one friend to another... - What?

You really should learn how to fight.