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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a fateful trip

that started from a tropic port aboard a tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailor man,

the skipper brave and sure.

Three passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour,

a three hour tour.

Andy, if you sing that song once more,

I'm going to take your tongue

and nail it to this dock, okay?

Okay.

This is great, Andy.

A lot better than I thought.

Real nice, Andy.

Guys, it's over here.

This?

This is the incredible boat my friend lent us

for the weekend?

Well, it is kinda small.

So, I called Donald trump and he wasn't in his office

so I had to call my poor friend.

We have a boat.

This is not a boat.

This is something that's floating in the water

right next to all the rest of the boats.

I am not getting in this thing.

Lana, what's the problem?

It's not like it's the Titanic.

Listen, Andy says he's pretty good with boats,

and we have life preservers,

and we're only going out for the day.

I'm still game.

Okay, if you can do it, so can I.

Yeah.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a fateful trip

that started from a tropic port aboard a tiny ship.

So, Andy, how come I don't hear you singing now?

Oh, it was my fault?

That's great. It was my fault.

No, no, better yet, I planned it like this.

I thought gee, wouldn't it be nice if we all ended up

on this island together?

Well, gee, the coast guard's got to hear

the signal from the emergency radio.

I mean, at least until I dropped it in the water.

Kind of a strange place, isn't it?

Let me go check over there and see what I can find out.

So, looks like it's just you and me, alone,

this deserted island.

How about you... Me...No way.

Superboy?

Whoa, what timing.

How'd you spot us?

I got a coast guard report

about a distress call on the radio.

Good old Clark.

I'll take you first, Lana.

I'll come back for Andy.

Clark went around those trees.

I'll come back for him.

Oh!

It came from over there somewhere.

I saw it.

Are you okay?

I can't fly.

That beam of light must have drained my powers.

Well, whatever was in the bushes, it's gone.

Something out there threw that rock

and it was aiming for me.

What is going on around here?

It's weird.

And Clark, why hasn't he come back yet?

It looks like we're going to be here for a while.

We'd better build shelter for the night.

Yeah, trapped here,

when whatever that was is out there.

Ha-ha-ha-ha, she has come.

She has come for me, but I must kill the others first.

Ha-ha-ha!

Okay, this is good.

Me helping you break a branch.

I've got to find out what's on this island.

It may be the only way I'll get my powers back.

You think Clark is okay?

He's not exactly set when survival instincts

are brought up, you know what I'm saying?

Clark?

Is that you?

Andy?

Superboy?

Ah!

It went that way.

You're hurt bad, man.

I'm going after it.

But...You can't go after it alone, can you?

No.

It went around that way.

I'm right behind ya.

We got a visitor, Andy.

Ah!

-Stay calm. -Stay calm?

Stay calm, I can't stay calm when I'm about to die!

Just lift it up.

Try now.

Thanks, Andy.

Don't mention it.

We'd better go get Lana.

Yeah, all right.

Lana!

Lana, you're not gonna believe

what happened...

Lana?

Oh, no.

Don't tell me what that is.

It's blood.

That creature took Lana.

Let's try over there.

You shiver.

I will not harm you.

Get that away from me.

You do not like the food I brought you?

No.

This is not food.

Please let me go.

But I have waited so long for you to come.

Others have come,

but none had the glorious hair of crimson.

I waited so long for the red one to come.

What is it that you want?

Years ago, when I crashed on this island,

my mate died.

I'm sorry.

I've been alone here ever since.

And how long has that been?

Two hundred years.

But you will be my mate now.

Look, you just can't take what you want.

Yes, I can.

That is the way.

Well, not with me it isn't.

You've hurt someone that I care about very much.

The suited one.

He was very strong.

He wanted to take you away from me.

I couldn't let him do that, so I took his power

with my super sensor machine.

Hmm, hmm.

Now, I have enough power

to leave this planet and take you with me.

But you needn't worry.

I've taken care of the two.

I've killed them both.

We never came to hurt you!

Why would you do this?

Why would you hurt others?

That is the way.

That is what I know.

Ha-ha-ha!

Wha!

Ah!

Oh, God, I hate spiders.

You all right?

Yeah.

Look at this.

Oh, my God.

Do you think that creature hurt Lana?

Well, he took her for some reason.

It's like a scavenger.

Do you think all these dead people were, like,

shipwrecked on the island?

I'm not so sure there's an island at all.

Oh, are you okay?

That door has got an electrical charge.

It knows we're here.

They live.

I will let them in and you will see how good I am

as a warrior, what a strong warrior I am.

No.

Look, you've got another chance.

We've done nothing to you.

Ah, but you have.

You've come onto my island.

Just a little more.

Ah.

You think she's down there?

We're gonna go find out.

Come on down, Andy.

Come, come closer.

What is it?

Watch this.

We're not invited guests.

They got through.

Can't you see we're not here to hurt you?

Ah!

But you may not speak.

Ah!

I want no warning for them.

Lana!

Are you okay?

Ah!

Andy, look out!

How could you betray me?

I wasn't going to hurt you.

I didn't betray you.

Don't you understand?

You've hurt people.

I never hurt anyone.

The suited one has defeated me

and it is law on my planet

to drain my life force.

No, I don't believe in taking life.

I'll make a deal.

You give me back my powers, but you must leave

and never return to this planet.

But if I give you your power back,

I will not have enough fuel for my escape pod.

I can help if I have my full powers.

Hey, I hope now you understand

our customs here on earth.

I do understand.

There's the coast guard.

They must have gotten the message Clark sent.

Speaking of Clark, why haven't we found him yet?

I did.

He's on the other side of those trees.

Hmm, wait till he hears what he missed, huh?

I've got to go.

Bye, Lana.

Thanks, Andy.

Is he great or what?

Yeah.

Um, you know, I wasn't so bad myself.

No, Andy, you weren't.

-Hey, guys! -Clark!

Boy, am I glad you guys are safe.

Where have you been?

And you are not gonna believe

what happened to me.

And look at these shells I found.

See this one?

This one I had to climb up on a rock to get that one.

And a jellyfish!

I mean, you wouldn't believe it.

I mean, I almost stepped on a jellyfish.

Could you believe how dangerous that was?

So, how did you guys make out?

Well, um...Not as exciting as your adventure.

No.

Captioned by Grant Brown