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[WOMAN SIGHS]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]

[WOMAN CHUCKLES]

[MOANS]

[MOANS]

[LAUGHS]

[MOANS]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[SHUTTER CLICKS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[LAUGHING]

- Bullshit. - It fucking happened.

- Oh, bullshit. Show me then. - She took them down.

I got it.

[INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]

Holy shit.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Poor fucking girl.

She's a fucking slut.

Right.

I fucking love black girls.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

It's that black pussy, right?

It's all pink in the inside and black on the outside.

It's like a surprise.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAT MEOWS]

Yeah... [CHUCKLES]

- [CAT WHIMPERS] - Shh-shh-shh. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

[MEOWS]

[PHONE BUZZES]

[MAN ON TV] Larry made Eagle here late in the day yesterday.

Misses that one shot to win this championship game.

- In fact, this is the only time he's made Eagle here - [DOOR SHUTS]

at Carrington Beach.

Other than the time when he won the title.

[MAN ON TV CONTINUES]

[FAUCET RUNNING]

[MAN ON TV] First things first, he's gotta hit

that sliver of fairway.

[SIGHS]

It's gonna be right, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

He missed a big tent.

If he would make...

[MAN ON TV CONTINUES]

This one's not coming back enough.

I think it's gonna miss left.

So where did you go?

I went to Peter's.

What for?

He gave me a job today.

Like an internship?

No. It's a real job.

Huh.

What?

He's gonna expect certain things from you now.

I'm just trying to be honest with you about how men think.

I don't know what your problem is.

- I see how he looks at you. - Who gives a shit?

Jesus.

We'll find you someone new

to stick your dick into,

okay?

[CHATTERING]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMEN CHATTERING]

- [WOMAN] I know someone. - [WOMAN #2] Are they smart?

- No, I do not wanna do that. - [CHUCKLES]

[WOMAN] It's a really big...

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

- It's like 30 percent of the grade. - Is it?

Yes!

That's more than the exam.

We should go over ...stuff,

but, uh, I'll come to your house, okay?

Yeah, how about 3:30. Or maybe later?

I'm supposed to see my boyfriend later,

so it's do it earlier.

[CHUCKLES]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

Howdy, Mr. Jackie boy.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

- Let me in, bro. - What the fuck?

Let me in.

Get the fuck out of here.

- Faggot. - Fuck you, man.

- Hey, yo, bro. - Yo.

- Yeah. - Go! Go! Go!

Whoa!

Slams his head. Amazing.

The guy's out like a light.

You fucking smoked him. Just took him out.

[SIGHS, URINATES]

The fucking place was a sausage fest.

Yeah? Anyone see a sausage fest?

- Oh-ho-ho. - What the fuck, man. What are you doing?

- [LAUGHING] - Shit.

The place was full of bitches.

Yeah, and they're all fucking stupid.

Like that redhead bitch.

- Hey. - Do you wanna...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm talking to her, right?

I say "I'll pay you to suck me off."

So I take her to the bathroom,

and I fucking come in her mouth,

and then I say, "Fuck off, bitch."

[LAUGHS]

You're so full of shit.

You serious?

You know, fuck it.

I got video footage to prove it.

- I don't give a shit about your video footage. - No, here, look.

- I don't give a shit. I don't wanna fucking see it. - It's proof.

[MAN ON TV] The biggest porn company in the world claims

they have a sex tape of Norwegian rapper Nadia Nines

getting it on with her now ex-boyfriend.

You got any plans for today?

Figure something out.

[MAN ON TV] Two problems with this claim,

first, Natasha says it's not her in the video.

And two, even if it is her,

Sexyfun has to get her signature on paper

before they can post the video.

[MAN ON TV CONTINUES]

Where you going?

Lucky's.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

There you go.

Mind if I join you?

[LAUGHS]

Nice shot.

First time here?

I'm Jack.

Jasmine.

Want a drink?

Already got one, thanks.

It looks like you could use a refill.

No, I gotta go.

Right now?

You're not that much of a talker.

Yeah, well, I didn't exactly ask for your company.

[LAUGHS]

And she's cold.

Really?

I think I'm pretty hot.

You wanna cool off?

Ice cream.

Two cones.

[MAN ON TV] On their last power play,

Jackson scored for the Rams

with 10 seconds to go.

It would be a much needed point for the team

if Jackson was able to score another goal this time.

Let's watch the replay.

[TV CONTINUES]

[MAN ON TV] ...over on the Firefly's zone.

...grabbed him behind the net.

Blocked by the goalie...

And there's the whistle.

[CHUCKLES]

Come on. I'll lick it off.

So you got a boyfriend?

- I say yes, will you stop hitting on me? - Nope.

Put your number in here.

So we can hang.

I'll text you my number,

if you let me take your picture.

All right.

Pass me your ice cream.

I'm gonna fuckin' ruin that bitch.

You ready to do some damage?

Fuck, yeah.

He took the only hot one.

[PANTING]

[PHONE VIBRATES]

You see what's going on in there?

How was it?

- Nice. - Okay, let's go.

Fuck.

- Oh, fuck. - [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

Damn. Shit.

Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck.

Tony? What the hell are you doing?

Well, I didn't really have anything to do,

so I thought I'd make us some dinner.

[SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES]

[LAUGHING]

Do you want some wine?

Notice I hung my coat up?

Jack said I could lose 30 pounds in six months.

What the fuck happened to Tony.

Who fucking knows?

He probably went home to lick Liz's puss.

You know, he has to do her

before she'll give him a blow job?

- Really? - Yeah?

He didn't want me telling you, but uh...

That's funny.

When she fucked me, she just went for it.

Ooh, out of the way, puss.

Let it be.

I'm bored.

[CAT MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

- [SLAPS] - Oh!

[GRUNTS]

Here.

This is so good.

What's it called again?

Sugarama Tricana.

I've had more than you.

If you're trying to impress me with this place,

- it's not working. - That's good.

Hey, I would have been happy

with a picnic by the water.

You like to swim?

I love it.

My dad's a diver,

so I pretty much grew up around the water.

What's your dad like?

He's dead.

Shit, I'm... I'm sorry.

Don't move.

[PANTING]

- [JACK GROANS] - What the fuck?

Don't be a baby.

Let's go do something fun.

Strip.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Yeah, okay. I'll be there soon.

Bye.

My sister wants to see me.

[LAUGHS]

Jack.

Where are you going?

I'll text you later.

Hey.

Hey.

What took you so long?

Why is your hair wet?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You know what I think she hates the most?

It's that I can't afford to buy her things.

Well, you could get a job,

if you weren't so fucking lazy.

I made sacrifices, too.

There was another girl.

Emma.

Yeah.

Emma.

Should have made a move.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

You know, I get that Jack's dad

left him a ton of money and that he's handsome,

but do people not see that he's a loser?

Like Emma?

Emma?

Emma liked Jack.

How do you know?

I saw them at a party once...

acting friendly.

- Friendly? - Yeah.

Like she wanted something to happen.

You do realize that that doesn't mean shit, right?

So you don't actually know if anything happened?

Like I know that Jack fucked Liz before you?

What?

Come on.

You shouldn't be that surprised.

I've seen all sorts of girls wanna fuck him.

Even guys wanna fuck him.

When was the last time a guy wanted to fuck you?

You fucking homo.

Fuck you.

Get the fuck out of my car.

I said get the fuck out of my fucking car

and fucking walk, fat ass.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Jack!

Jack!

Oh, shit.

You still need to piss?

[URINATING]

Okay.

[PHONE BUZZES]

[SNIFFS]

Over there, see?

[LAUGHING]

No, way!

Oh!

[CHATTERING]

Mmm!

[CHUCKLING]

You won!

[LAUGHING]

Yes.

Hey, do you wanna go to a party next week?

Yeah, okay.

[CHUCKLES]

You don't think you're coming in, do you?

I wasn't planning on it.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean I had a good time.

What are you doing tomorrow?

There's an ad in the classifieds

that might interest you.

I'm gonna be late tonight.

How come you and Jack aren't friends anymore?

We were never really friends.

Why?

No reason.

Hey, I'll see you tonight.

In school, I get to take a studio class

and we get to paint and draw in charcoal.

I like charcoal.

Sometimes we sketch still lifes.

Sometimes it's even nude models.

How did I not know there was a class like that?

You're stupid.

Handsome,

but stupid.

What are you doing?

I used to do this all the time.

You better get up here if you want some.

I gotta go.

I'll text you later, okay?

[ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey Jackie boy.

Hey, what's up, man?

- How you doing? - Good.

All right?

- What's going on? - You know, hanging around.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- What's up, brother? - Guys.

- Y'all good? - Thanks, man.

No worries, bro.

Want a drink?

Where you been all week?

Hanging around?

Hanging around with that chick?

Fuck her yet?

You should let me watch next time.

- Get the fuck outta here. - No, put me in, so...

so you get her wasted, right?

You're fucking her, I'll hide in the closet.

Right when you're about to cum,

I'll fucking jump out and bust a nut

on her face, huh?

No.

Aw, come on. It'll be fuckin' hilarious.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

Yeah?

[P.A. SYSTEM BEEPS]

[WOMAN SPEAKING OVER P .A. SYSTEM]

Hi, Dad.

You can go.

She misses you.

This is Anna.

- Hey. - Hi.

Is this your brother?

No.

It's my friend, Kal.

You look like brothers.

Only at first glance.

I wanna show you something.

- Hey. - Come here.

Can she go back in her cage now?

- Please? - Okay, okay, I'll put her back.

[JACK HISSES]

Oh, I hate you.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

- Wait. - What's wrong?

Hey, want a ride?

It's okay. I'm meeting someone.

Who you meeting?

Jack.

Wait, who are you?

I'm Jack's best friend, Kal.

Kal?

He's mentioned me?

He sent me to get you.

- He did. - Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's go.

Why? What's wrong?

Look, he's not going to pick up.

Come back!

Come on!

I'm Jack's friend.

Fuck, I'm sorry, okay?

I... I... I didn't mean to frighten you, okay?

Please... just... just... just...

come out.

Look, I got your fucking bag.

Please, open the fucking door.

Bitch.

Fucking slut, fuck you.

This... this fucking broad, she...

You okay?

He attacked me.

Jack? This fucking girl.

You stay the fuck away from her.

Come on, let's go.

- Who was that? - Forget him.

- He attacked me. - You're fine.

- You're fine. - Don't do that.

- Do what? - Brush this off.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Yeah?

What?

Fuck.

Jack!

Fuck off.

[P.A. SYSTEM BEEPS]

[MAN SPEAKING OVER P.A.]

Where's your mother?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Sorry, I'm late. The interview went long.

[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING ON TV]

I don't think they liked me.

[ANNOUNCER ON TV] Here comes Dobbs.

Dobbs keeps it inside the zone.

Dobbs over to Ferrell.

Ferrell back over to Dobbs. And over to Charlie.

He shoots. Goal!

What a fantastic goal by Turner.

I just don't... I don't do this.

[TRIMMER BUZZES]

[PHONE VIBRATES]

What, you're not returning my texts?

Come on, let's grab a drink.

Wait, wait!

Hey, wait, wait, wait!

You're fucked up, man.

What's the big deal?

You're really treating me like that because of that...

because of that slut?

Hey, where the fuck was she, huh?

After everything we've been through?

Where was she, huh?

You know what? I'll do you a fucking favor.

The next time I see that bitch,

I'll run her over with my fucking car.

[GRUNTS]

Don't...

[CHOKING]

[COUGHING]

[GASPS]

[PANTING]

- [GROANS] - [GLASS SHATTERS]

- [LAUGHING] - [PARTYGOERS CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

I'll be right back, okay?

[CHATTERING]

- Is he inside? - Yeah.

You ready?

I need a little time.

Why?

He should be drunk when you do it.

[KNOCKING]

How could she fucking do this to me?

Fuck her.

Fuck Jack. Fuck everybody.

You know she's still fucking Jack.

Liz?

I heard it from the source.

You're a fuckin' liar.

He only told me a few hours ago.

He said it like it was no big fucking deal.

She said that Liz and him

had been fucking for years.

He said that you wouldn't put two and two together.

He said that you were too stupid.

I am not fucking stupid, okay?

Did you ever notice Liz going out at night? Hmm?

Where did you think she was going?

Jack wouldn't do that.

I wanted to tell you.

You know what he did?

He threatened to kill me.

He threw me down to the ground

and then he choked me out. Look at my fucking neck.

Look!

Jack did that?

Jesus.

Maybe Jack is the reason Liz dumped you.

Tony,

we'll get him back, okay?

We'll get him back for what he did to us.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHATTERING]

There you are.

I needed a smoke.

Sorry about Kal.

I wanna make something happen.

Okay.

What's our plan?

I've got money. We can get out of here.

And go where?

Mexico.

Spain.

New York.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Yeah.

No, let's leave.

- Leave? - Yeah, let's get the fuck outta here.

Relax.

I'm going to go to the bathroom,

and I'll meet you out front.

[SIGHS]

[PARTYGOERS CHATTERING]

[GRUNTS]

Ugh.

[MAN] What the...

[GROANS]

Get him, man.

[ALL SHOUT]

[GRUNTS]

- Just bash him on his cock! - [LAUGHING]

[ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING]

[GROANS]

[ALL CLAMORING]

[MAN LAUGHS]

[MAN] Get his wallet!

Come on!

[CHEERING]

Tweet this, motherfucker.

[CROWD SHOUTS]

Jason, that's enough.

Piece of shit.

[PHONE RECORDING] Hey, you got Jasmine. Leave me a message.

What the fuck are you doing here?

You look like shit.

Tony.

[JASMINE, TONY GRUNTING, STRUGGLING]

[GROANS]

You fucking bitch.

What the fuck's the matter with you?

[JASMINE CRIES]

Come on. Get it?

[JASMINE CRYING]

[KAL ON VIDEO] Come on!

[TONY] I can't do this.

Put the fucking camera on you.

- Dude. - [KAL ON VIDEO] See Jack, huh?

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

- [JASMINE CRIES] - [KAL] Come on.

- Come on. Come on. - Just stop!

[KAL GRUNTS IN PAIN]

[JASMINE CRIES]

[GRUNTING]

- [TONY] I can't. - You wanna fucking see?

[RETCHES, VOMITS]

Jack, no!

[GURGLES]

- [GRUNTS] - [CRUNCHING]

[KAL GURGLES]

[WHIMPERS]

[SCREAMS] The fuck!

No, Jack!

[SCREAMS]

Oh, God!

Please, Jack, I didn't do it!

No! [SOBBING]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[SHOUTS]

[TONY WHIMPERING]

[SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING, PANTING]

You okay?

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