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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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All done.
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Finished.
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Good. Now we just have
to wait till it soaks in.
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No, don't. You're going
to stick to the bed.
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-No, this one takes five.
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What about the red one?
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The red bikini.
You don't like anymore?
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I like this one more.re.
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I don't.
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I don't like yours either.
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You bought them for me.
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For swimming class.
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They're too small for you now.
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I like them.
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And I like mine.
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It's empty.
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It's low season.
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It's cheaper.
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Want to go for a swim?
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-No, again.
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-No, spank.
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No, my turn.
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Bitter?
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Hemorrhoids.
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Ok, go.
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Fart?
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Your turn.
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I can't stand it when
you call me honey-bun.
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-To the bathroom.
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-Lift the seat if you pee.
-Okay.
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Prince?
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What about it?
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Why do you like Prince?
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Because he's a great musician.
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Because he's sexy.
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Him
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He's sexy.
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Him, his music,
all of it is sexy.
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Am I sexy?
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Yes.
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In a different way.
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What do you mean?
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You are sexy.
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Not like Prince,
but in your own way.
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Do you know what you're having?
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A club sandwich. You?
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A sandwich.
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Club?
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No, just a sandwich.
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And to drink?
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A chocolate shake?
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Why don't you order
a club sandwich?
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Too much bread.
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-It's fattening.
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You're not fat.
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Thanks.
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Can I have your pickles?
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Can I have your tomatoes?
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It's disgusting.
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-You're disgusting.
-I know.
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-Ouch!
-Sorry.
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-I don't know.
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Have you ever squeezed
anyone else's?
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No, just yours.
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-Never.
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-Because they're disgusting.
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-You're my son.
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-Nothing about you disgusts me.
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Fucking mosquito!
Why don't they bite you?
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Let's go up.
They're going to eat me alive.
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Ten... nine...
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...eight... seven...
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...six... five...
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...four... three...
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...two... All done.
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Two out of three.
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-One more minute.
-Two out of three. Go on.
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-Don't wet the floor.
I won't.
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I'll be right back.
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Where are you going?
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For a walk.
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Don't be long.
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I won't.
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Don't wet the floor.
-I won't.
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What?
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Why don't you wear the
boxers I bought you?
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I like my Y-fronts.
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-They're hideous.
-I like them.
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What?
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Nothing. I like looking at you.
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Hector!
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-You are growing a mustache.
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-No.
-I swear.
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-No.
-Touch it.
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-No.
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-No.
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-Go on.
-All right.
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Enough...
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That's enough!
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I want to go to sleep!
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All right.
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Goodnight.
-Night.
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Love you.
-Me too.
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Should I shave it?
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Best not to.
It'll only grow back thicker.
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What's wrong?
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It's the bed.
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What about it?
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-There's a spring.
A what?
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A spring.
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Yes.
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You're right. It's a bastard.
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Which side do you want?
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Hec-tor...
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Hec-tor...
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Hector!
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Hector!
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How did you sleep?
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Like a log.
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Two out of three?
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Don't wet the floor.
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Did you hear me?
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I heard you.
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Are you sure?
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Ok.
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Don't forget your sunblock
if you go out.
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Hey...
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Hey...
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You got burned.
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Now we just have to
wait till it soaks in.
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Jazmin.
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HectHector.
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Who are you here with?
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My mom.
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And your dad?
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No what?
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I don't have one.
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It's cool.
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Thanks.
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So why did you
come to this hotel?
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It was a promotion.
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Why at this time of year?
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The promotion.
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I think it's dry now.
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No, not yet.
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This was my mom and
dad's favorite hotel.
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I was conceived here.
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Here?
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Room 306.
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Right here?
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I think it's dry now.
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Yes, it's dry.
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Apply it three times a day.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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How long?
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I don't know.
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Two, three hours?
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I don't know. I fell asleep.
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I told you not to
forget the sunblock.
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Does it hurt?
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Yes.
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Are you hungry?
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Yes.
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Club sandwich?
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No, quesadillas.
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Where was I made?
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What?
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You and him...
Where did you make me?
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I don't know, Hector.
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It wasn't special?
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No...
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I mean... Yes...
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...yes, it was special.
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Then why don't you remember?
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-You can't remember every time.
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Because people have sex
lots of times, Hector.
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Some people remember.
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Some people don't fuck much.
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-Hector!
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Mom?
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Mom...
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Mom...
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-Nothing. You were having a nightmare.
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Why don't you go to the beach?
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I'm not leaving you all
burned out like that.
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-Mom.
-For better or for worse.
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What have you got?
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A pair.
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Three of a kind.
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10, 11, 14, 15 plus 8 is 23...
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24, 25 times 2 is 50.
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Your turn.
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-No.
-No.
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Two points.
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Is there nothing else on?
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No.
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Do you want me to change it?
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Mom.
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What?
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Can you change it?
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I'm watching it.
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Mom.
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Mom.
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It's hot, isn't it?
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Yes. Very.
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What if we turn the A/C on?
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It sets off my allergies.
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The A/C?
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I wasn't breast fed...
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...and when you're not breast fed,
you're more susceptible to allergies.
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What bed do you think
you were made in?
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This one.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I think it's dry now.
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Yes, it's dry now.
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-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
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Two out of three?
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You shower first if you want.
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Love you.
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Me too.
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-To the bathroom.
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-Lift the seat if you pee.
-Okay.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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May I come in?
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My dad and Consuelo are here.
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I'll meet you at the
pool in ten minutes.
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Here in ten minutes.
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00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:28,520
They're not going out.
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What about your room?
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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103.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:33,270
May I?
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00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,770
Do I smell bad?
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00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:09,850
No, it's just that
this one is more...
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...masculine.
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00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:27,100
Don't you want to try it on?
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It's hot, isn't it?
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Very.
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00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,060
Do you want to watch TV?
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00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,350
Nope.
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00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:15,270
Hi.
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I'm Paloma.
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Jazmin.
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Nice to meet you, Jazmin.
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Nice to meet you, ma'am.
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00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,390
Don't call me ma'am.
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00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,930
Nice to meet you, Paloma.
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00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:42,180
What are you guys up to?
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00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,310
Nothing.
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00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,270
Aren't you hot?
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00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,850
Don't you want to
turn the A/C on?
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00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:25,520
She's allergic.
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To the air conditioning?
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See you later?
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00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,180
Nice to meet you, Paloma.
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You too, Jazmin.
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What's that smell?
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Jazmin what?
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How old is she?
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In this one.
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Where are you going?
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-We're having dinner with them.
-Mom.
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Dad.
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Vega... what else?
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Vega Sanchez.
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When did you turn sixteen?
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January 31st.
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Do you like high school?
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How long you've been married?
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Six months.
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What kind of music do you like?
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A bit of everything.
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Rock?
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No, not so much.
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Hector's taking drum classes.
Aren't you?
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It's very hot here, isn't it?
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Good thing that it
cools down at night.
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It's weird. That she
doesn't like music.
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She doesn't like rock.
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And if we go upstairs?
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To your room?
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My dad is there.
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00:51:48,850 --> 00:51:50,770
What about your room?
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My mom is there.
289
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,720
And if we swim?
290
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,270
Want to swim?
291
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:30,930
I'm going for a walk.
Are you coming?
292
00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:32,600
In a bit.
293
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,140
-See you.
-Bye.
294
00:54:03,470 --> 00:54:05,810
Do you like her?
295
00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:08,100
I guess...
296
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,180
You guess?
297
00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:13,180
I guess she's okay.
298
00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:47,020
We have to talk.
299
00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:51,020
Ok, so maybe you
don't like her so much...
300
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:54,350
...but things can happen...
301
00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:56,680
...something can happen,
you know?
302
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,180
...and...
303
00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:02,140
...I mean if... if...
304
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:05,430
...if something happens you have
to take care of yourself, Hector.
305
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:12,770
There are things you can
use to take care of yourself
306
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:16,970
but the best thing is...
307
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,430
The condom.
308
00:55:20,930 --> 00:55:23,970
Exactly.
309
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,350
The condom.
310
00:56:07,890 --> 00:56:10,680
Are you sure?
311
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,720
Just a club sandwich.
312
00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:15,430
-Nothing.
313
00:56:15,470 --> 00:56:18,890
Can you get me a beer and
a glass of milk, please?
314
00:56:18,930 --> 00:56:20,430
I don't want milk.
315
00:56:20,470 --> 00:56:23,270
Thanks.
316
00:56:23,310 --> 00:56:25,310
You can't sleep on
an empty stomach.
317
00:56:25,350 --> 00:56:26,520
I don't want milk.
318
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,930
What are you up
to for tomorrow?
319
00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:45,270
Nothing.
320
00:56:45,310 --> 00:56:46,680
What do you mean, nothing?
321
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,810
Yes, nothing.
322
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:03,810
-You're going to drink that milk.
-No.
323
00:57:03,850 --> 00:57:07,140
I'm not asking you. You're going
to drink that fucking milk!
324
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,220
We're going to the beach.
325
00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:00,470
I don't want to.
326
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,390
I'm going to brush my teeth
and I'll meet you at ten.
327
00:59:36,390 --> 00:59:38,810
Who's coming for a swim?
328
00:59:38,850 --> 00:59:41,270
I don't like swimming.
329
00:59:41,310 --> 00:59:42,890
Hector?
330
00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:44,060
In a bit.
331
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,470
It is delicious.
332
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,020
Fucking mosquito!
333
01:03:38,390 --> 01:03:39,560
Thanks.
334
01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:56,220
When are you leaving?
335
01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:59,220
Tomorrow.
336
01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:01,390
They moved the date
of my dad's surgery up.
337
01:04:12,270 --> 01:04:13,970
A tequila, please.
338
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,430
-Mom.
339
01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:18,560
We should make
a goodbye toast.
340
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,100
So what do you feel like doing?
341
01:04:37,810 --> 01:04:39,180
Punishments?
342
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,390
Whoever gets the highest card
gets to decide the punishment...
343
01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:51,310
...and the person with the lowest card
is the one who gets punished. Okay?
344
01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,720
-Ten.
-Seven.
345
01:04:53,770 --> 01:04:54,930
Three.
346
01:04:57,770 --> 01:04:59,560
Your punishment is to...
347
01:05:02,270 --> 01:05:03,180
...dance.
348
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,270
Dance?
349
01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,430
Yes, dance.
350
01:05:10,470 --> 01:05:11,680
What do you want me to dance?
351
01:05:16,930 --> 01:05:18,020
Something sexy.
352
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:14,470
Ten.
353
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,060
Two.
354
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,020
Three.
355
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,470
Your punishment is...
356
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,890
..."Death in Hawaii".
357
01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:27,970
Mom.
358
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,350
You have to sing
"Death in Hawaii".
359
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:38,270
♪ I've fought
With crocodiles ♪
360
01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:43,390
♪ I've balanced on a wire
Carrying 500 kilos ♪
361
01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:46,560
♪ I've traveled around the
World in less than a second ♪
362
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,720
♪ Crossed 100 labyrinths
And never got lost ♪
363
01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:48,350
-Mom.
364
01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:52,100
The chorus, Hector.
365
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:56,180
♪ For you, everything I do,
I do for you ♪
366
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:59,970
♪ You bring out
The best in me ♪
367
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,060
♪ I am what I am ♪
368
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,520
♪ Because you're everything
I've ever wanted ♪
369
01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:10,520
Seven.
370
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,850
Uh! Queen.
371
01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:14,020
Six.
372
01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:19,680
Your punishment is...
373
01:07:29,810 --> 01:07:30,560
...to leave.
374
01:07:43,890 --> 01:07:46,100
Only kidding!
375
01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:48,680
It was just a joke.
376
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,220
Your punishment is to...
imitate a seal.
377
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,970
I don't want to play anymore.
378
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,430
Don't be a spoiled sport.
Go on.
379
01:08:10,310 --> 01:08:11,890
Nine.
380
01:08:11,930 --> 01:08:13,520
Three.
381
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,680
Seven.
382
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,140
Your punishment
is going to be...
383
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:30,970
...to go get some
potato chips.
384
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:40,310
There are none here.
385
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:43,140
Yes, there are. Go find them.
386
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,890
♪ I've fought
With crocodiles ♪
387
01:13:59,930 --> 01:14:06,930
♪ I've balanced on a wire
Carrying 500 kilos ♪
388
01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:09,770
♪ I've traveled around the
World in less than a second ♪
389
01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,770
♪ Crossed 100 labyrinths
And never got lost ♪
390
01:14:12,810 --> 01:14:15,640
♪ Breathed in and out
Of the water like seals♪
391
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,430
♪ I'm bulletproof,
I catch bullets with my mouth ♪
392
01:14:18,470 --> 01:14:21,640
♪ My creativity soars
Like airplanes ♪
393
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,470
♪ I can build a brain
Without instructions ♪
394
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,640
♪ I speak every language
Of every alphabet ♪
395
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,640
♪ I have a bigger vocabulary
Than any dictionary ♪
396
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:31,640
♪ I have the sight of an eagle,
The sense of smell of a dog ♪
397
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,100
♪ I can walk barefoot
Over iron nails ♪
398
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:35,430
♪ I am immune to death ♪
399
01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:37,390
♪ I do not need blessings
Because ♪
400
01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:39,640
♪ I always have good luck ♪
401
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:45,850
♪ Come with me to take
A walk around the park ♪
402
01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:46,970
♪ Because I have more stories to
Tell you than García Márquez ♪
403
01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:49,310
♪ For you, everything I do,
I do for you ♪
404
01:14:49,350 --> 01:14:52,180
♪ Because you bring out
The best in me ♪
405
01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,220
♪ I am everything that I am ♪
406
01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:57,560
♪ Because you are everything
That I want ♪
407
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:01,350
♪ For you, everything I do,
I do for you ♪
408
01:15:01,390 --> 01:15:03,890
♪ Because you bring out
The best in me ♪
409
01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:06,350
♪ I am everything that I am ♪
410
01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:09,430
♪ Because you are everything
That I want ♪
411
01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:12,680
♪ I can jump rope
With only one leg ♪
412
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,720
♪ I can see in the dark
Without a flashlight ♪
413
01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:18,270
♪ I can cook whatever you want
I am a chef ♪
414
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:21,020
♪ I have sex 24/7 all month ♪
415
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:24,220
♪ I can blow away
The gray clouds ♪
416
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:25,310
♪ so you'll have a good day ♪
417
01:15:25,350 --> 01:15:27,560
♪ I also know how to communicate
Telepathically ♪
418
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,680
♪ For you, I will cross
Borders without a visa ♪
419
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,310
♪ And bring out a true smile
From the Mona Lisa ♪
420
01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:36,560
♪ For you, I breathe
Before dying ♪
421
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,720
♪ For you I go to church and listen to
The whole Sermon without sleeping ♪
422
01:15:39,770 --> 01:15:42,720
♪ I continue being King, though
I do not have a kingdom ♪
423
01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,720
♪ My sweat smells like perfume
And my hair is always done ♪
424
01:15:45,770 --> 01:15:48,600
♪ I know how to fight in
All the martial arts ♪
425
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,470
♪ I also know how to
Communicate with the animals ♪
426
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,640
♪ The more time passes,
The younger I look ♪
427
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:57,470
♪ And I composed this song
Without hearing like Beethoven ♪
428
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,140
♪ For you, everything I do
I do for you ♪
429
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:04,020
♪ Because you bring out
The best in me ♪
430
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,350
♪ I am everything that I am ♪
431
01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:09,890
♪ Because you are everything
That I want ♪
432
01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:13,640
♪ For you, everything I do
I do for you ♪
433
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,770
♪ Because you bring out
The best in me ♪
434
01:16:15,810 --> 01:16:18,430
♪ I am everything that I am ♪
435
01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:21,100
♪ Because you are everything
That I want ♪
435
01:16:22,305 --> 01:16:28,799
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