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Okay, keep coming...
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- Looking good, keep coming...
- Can I just take it off?
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- No, shut up, keep coming...
- Really not liking this.
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Well, but once you see
the surprise, keep coming,
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you're gonna forget all
about being mad about the map.
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That's what I'm saying, if the
goal here is to unpiss me off...
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- Oww! What the...?
- Sorry, go left?
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- Goddamn it!
- Wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait!
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- Wh...?! What the...?
- Ta-da!
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- What the actual goddamn shit?!
- Yeah, right?
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At first, I was like, "pfft,"
but then I was like "myeah?"
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What'd you...
What have you done?!
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Well, I used the all the ribs,
they were in pretty good shape,
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the spans are the toughest
bamboo I could find...
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- I helped.
- Shut up.
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...then I covered 'em with
canvas sails, and doped
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the whole thing up tighter
than dick's hatband!
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- Hey, whoa!
- Dick's hatband?! Dick's hatband?!
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- Yeah, I dunno.
- People say that.
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- Right?
- You big dumb ox! You ruined her!
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B-But...
I thought you'd be happy!
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Happy?! You thought I'd
be happy? I oughta...
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What the...?
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, where are you?
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
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C'mon, baby, c'mon, you can do it.
Don't let him in the slot!
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C'mon, ya fat Russian pig!
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Goddamn it!
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Son of a... No! No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Goddamn it.
Goddamn it!
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Eat a dick!
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- Wha... what... what is it...
- Archer?
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- Hey. Hey!
- Huh?
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Where'd ya go, buddy?
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Spain...
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Heh. Oh, man.
Is Spain not the best?
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C'mon, tapas?
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Archer?
Archer, hey, c'mon...
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C'mon. C'mon, snap out of it, bub,
'cause, uh, we got company.
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Huh? What-what...?
Wait, where am I?
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Right here with me and Crackers.
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- Ugh.
- Hey...
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- Question is, where were you?
- Pam, it was the damnedest thing.
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All of a sudden I was back in Spain,
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getting shot down by that
son of a bitch Ziegler.
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Yeah, so...
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- Which time?
- What the hell?!
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- Yeah, so, funny story...
- Ziegler?!
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Hallo, Archer. Heh.
You are flying a garbage truck now?
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No, I...
Wait, how are you here?!
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- It is an incredible coincidence, ja?
- Literally incredible.
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So, does this place have a bar?
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I owe you a drink, you
have made me famous.
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- Das is die umgekerht Ace?!
- Ja! Es war er!
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This means the "reverse ace."
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Because in Spain I shot
him down five times.
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- We know.
- Plus not to mention his eye...
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Then why did you...?
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- And why the hell are you here?!
- Well, I...
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I don't see how that concerns you.
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- Hauptmann Ziegler?
- Ah, sie sind bestimmt Herr Fuchs.
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Oh. So, hey, Archer, please
let me buy you that drink, eh?
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- Come find me later.
- Oh, don't worry, I'll find you.
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Well, that would be a first.
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Man. So the guy who shot
you down all those times,
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shot your eyeball out, he shows
up on the same teeny tiny island,
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halfway around the world?
I mean, what're the odds?
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- Literally zero.
- Shut up, bird.
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Eh.
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- So...you okay?
- Hm?
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Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine,
I'm good, I'm totally good, I'm...
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God...
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Damn it!
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No, I am good, I'm great.
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'Cause I'm gonna kill him.
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Alright, Missy, we need...
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...to have a little talk.
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Now, I don't know what you studied
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at whatever fancy-pants
finishing school you went to...
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- Finch.
- What?
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- I went to Finch?
- No one cares. But can I assume
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they didn't teach you
business management?
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- I don't know.
- Well, now you are a business.
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In which I've made a major investment...
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- Pfft, what, bear claws and brandy?
- And a roof over your head.
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And so far, you're not
making me any money.
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Well, how can I?
Look at this place.
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There's hardly ever anybody in here.
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Well, what about him?
Did you ask him about a date?
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- I asked them both.
- Seriously?
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Ugh! I'll try again after
they finish that sherry.
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I-I... I think she was on the fence.
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- Wait, what about him?
- Ohh, no.
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He is strictly off limits.
And if I catch you sniffing around...
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What in the...?
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Eh... parlez-vous Fran�ais?
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- English.
- Good, better.
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Eleven liters of beer, please.
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The first round is on me!
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And then they pay for themselves!
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Oh, do not listen to them, their
pockets are stuffed with back pay.
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And they have not seen
a woman in months. Oof.
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Ahem.
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Here, take this down to the
shop and tell Mister Wong
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you want the biggest jar
of coconut butter he's got.
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- Why?
- Trust me.
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Base a Rojo Tres.
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Rojo Tres, responde.
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Rojo Tres...
Rojo Tres.
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God... Archer!
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- What?
- You're "Rojo Tres!"
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I thought I was Red Thr... Oh.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Shut up, bird.
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No, you shut up,
and keep an eye peeled for
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- that son of a bitch Ziegler.
- Ja?
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- Wha...?!
- He could be anywhere.
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Goddamn it, Ziegler, you...
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Adios, desayuno.
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Ziegleeeer!
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Oh, Ziegler.
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It means the brickmaker!
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Ziegler, this is a family name in German
for someone who makes bricks.
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- Mm-hmm...
- But in this case,
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it has also another meaning
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because he turns the enemy
warplanes into bricks!
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Yeah, other languages have puns too.
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But not as powerful as German puns!
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- Shhh!
- And so, with Ziegler
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and the other pilots providing close
air support to the new soldiers,
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nothing, not cannibals,
not zose verdammt lizards,
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can stop us from finding the idol!
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Keep your voice down!
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If my father hears you,
he'll cut your balls off!
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Ja, right, like your bodyguards, eh?
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- No!
- Oh.
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But until then, get back in here and
bring me some more... wienerschnitzel.
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I, uh, still
need a bit more time...
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Still?
Ugh. What is taking so long?
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I must, uh, replenish my lebenskraft.
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Still, though...
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Wait a minute, you're not seeing
someone else, are you?
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Don't be foolish. Besides,
what other women even live
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on this gottverlassen island?
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? Oh, it's a long way to Tipperary ?
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? It's a long way to go ?
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What zis the meaning of this?!
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The best I can tell,
it's about an Irishman
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- learning about cunnilingus.
- Quoi?
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- Oh, sorry, that's when...
- I know what it means!
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- Really?
- I mean these German soldiers!
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They have invaded French territoire!
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- And my heart, if I'm being honest.
- What?!
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If these big lugs gamble and screw
as much as they drink, I can retire!
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Well, you may be for sale, madame,
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but the honor of France is not.
I shall place them all under arrest!
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- Viens, Doudou!
- Well, bonne chance with that...
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? Farewell Angleterre... ?
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Silence!
Who is in charge here?!
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I think I am.
Hauptmann Ziegler.
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Zis island is French territory!
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You and your men are here illegally!
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Oh. But we are just here as tourists!
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Well, then I hope you
enjoy the tour of my jail.
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Because you are all under arrest!
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Come on, we are just
some cool guys on leave,
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and since France is so far away,
and you are so outnumbered,
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can't you also just be a cool guy?
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- Non.
- Fair enough.
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Et tu n'as rien fait...
Rien!
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? Oh it's a long way to Tipperary... ?
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Tipperary. Pfft. It's a long
way to the goddamn ground,
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in a tired-ass Russian biplane,
when you lousy krauts are
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ripping around in your brand-new
goddamn Messerschmitts...
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Okay, Archer,
keep an eye on your six this time.
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Don't worry about me, Pam.
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Today's the day,
I can feel it, I'm gonna...
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Ziegler!
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Oh, so now we're just camping?!
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Higher top speed, higher
ceiling, tighter turn,
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better rate of climb, so big
whoop, you got a couple of kills.
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It's easy when you sneak up on people.
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So, again, and I really
can't stress this enough...
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Don't worry about my six, Pam.
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Nobody's gonna sneak up on me now.
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Ohh... wait, hang on...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh! Ziegleeer!
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So drink up, Ziegler, you ratdick,
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because your nightcap is gonna be...
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...bullets.
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First thing, I'm gonna
shoot your eye out.
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And then your dick off.
And then...
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What the...?
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- What're you doing?
- What does it look like?!
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- Uh... a hermit crab?
- Idiot! Get me out of here!
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- I'm busy.
- Wha...?!
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What the...?
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- Oh, shoot.
- Aww, maaan...
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- What the hell're you doing?!
- Well, we know you're sad,
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so we were gonna surprise
you with a Kringle.
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- A what?
- Kringle.
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Kringle.
State pastry of Wisconsin?
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Wisconsin has a state pastry?
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Kringles.
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- Stop saying Kringle!
- Okay, jeez!
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But what're you doing
with your gun, there?
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I'm gonna go in there...
Actually, no, wait...
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You're gonna go in there,
and lure Ziegler in here,
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that's better,
and I'm gonna hide in the pantry,
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and then I'm gonna bust
out and shoot his eye out.
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And then his dick off.
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And then... his brains.
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- Whaaaat?
- Yeah, you don't wanna do that...
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Yes, I do, Pam!
An eye for an eye!
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That's right in the goddamn Bible!
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Yeah, but c'mon, that was a fair fight.
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It wasn't fair!
I was in a biplane!
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- He was in a brand-new goddamn 109!
- Still though...
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Yeah, but you don't
wanna kill him like this, it's...
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- It's chickenshit.
- You're right.
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Goddamn it, you're right.
And so...
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- I'm sorry for this.
- Sorry for...? Ungh!
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Oh, what the shit, man?!
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Shut up, bird.
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Hey.
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Hey, wake up.
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C'mon, rise and shine, Fritz.
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Waaaghh!
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- Jesus, what?!
- Was?!
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00:13:19,235 --> 00:13:22,094
Easy! Easy!
I'm supposed to give you this.
245
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:25,097
- How is this bird talking?!
- Right?
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00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:28,781
Was zum Teufel ist...
Oh, Schei�e!
247
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:34,138
Nein, nein, nein, nein!
Schei�kopf!
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00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:36,332
_
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00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,982
_
250
00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:44,181
So, hey, what would
a gal have to do to...?
251
00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:47,050
Jesus, rude much?!
252
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,286
I was going to ask how to get
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00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,187
a ride out of here on
one of their planes.
254
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:52,055
Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath.
255
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,685
Yeah, well, I wouldn't
be a talking bird.
256
00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:58,728
_
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00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:03,633
_
258
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,069
_
259
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,808
Huzza...wuzza...
260
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:15,345
Where the...?
Oh, what the shit?!
261
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,480
Heh, heh.
Hey, sleepyhead.
262
00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:20,950
- Glad you could join us.
- Why the hell am I in a... Owww!
263
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,419
Christ on a bike!
My head kills!
264
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:26,155
Yeah, mine did too, to be honest.
265
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,694
- Little hairy dog?
- No, I... Wait a minute.
266
00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:31,828
- You hit me!
- I lightly tapped you...
267
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,063
You piece of shit, you hit me!
268
00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:36,198
- Only because you were right!
- What?!
269
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,734
I was gonna shoot Ziegler,
you may not remember this
270
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,353
'cause you have a concussion,
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00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:41,936
but I was gonna shoot Ziegler,
272
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:44,072
but you told me that was chickenshit,
273
00:14:44,107 --> 00:14:46,007
and so now we're gonna
settle it up here,
274
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:49,010
in a dogfight,
in evenly matched planes!
275
00:14:49,045 --> 00:14:51,381
- Man to man!
- And woman!
276
00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:53,181
Well, yeah, I needed a tailgunner, so...
277
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:55,417
- Goddamn it!
- And so now's probably a good time
278
00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:58,988
- to familiarize yourself with said gun...
- Goddamn it!
279
00:14:58,989 --> 00:15:02,624
...'cause if Crackers did what I told
him to, it won't be long before...
280
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,526
- Archer?!
- Speak of the teufel...
281
00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:06,996
Come on up, Ziegler.
282
00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:09,511
See what it's like to fight
somebody fair and squ...
283
00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:12,033
Say your prayers, Archer!
284
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:14,702
This time I will put you
down once and for all!
285
00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,371
Pam, get your head outta your ass!
286
00:15:16,372 --> 00:15:18,205
- Me?!
- Your one job...
287
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,574
...is to shoot things
coming at us from beh...
288
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,610
Oh, shit!
289
00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,015
- Son of a...
- What was that?
290
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,650
Nothing.
291
00:15:29,686 --> 00:15:31,219
_
292
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,455
- I assume this was Sterling?
- Yep, yep, yep.
293
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:37,055
Mm-hmm.
294
00:15:40,229 --> 00:15:41,696
- Putamierda!
- Goddamn it!
295
00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:43,397
It doesn't matter what you fly,
296
00:15:43,432 --> 00:15:48,067
- Archer, I will always beat you!
- Oh, you couldn't beat...
297
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:49,470
Hang on, I had something for th...
298
00:15:49,471 --> 00:15:52,138
- Ya wanna save the quips?!
- It was pretty good!
299
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:57,538
Oh, wait, so's that.
300
00:15:57,779 --> 00:16:00,614
How do ya like that, Ziegler?!
301
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:03,850
Heh. Who taught you how
to shoot, your husband?
302
00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,252
Will you shut up?!
303
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:06,854
It was pretty good!
304
00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:09,655
All right, Archer, I am
bored with this and with you.
305
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:11,891
Get ready to die.
306
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:18,364
Um...okay.
307
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,713
- Was ist Los?!
- Schei�e! Wir sind getroffen!
308
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,068
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein...
309
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,536
_
310
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:26,563
What the...?
311
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,576
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!
312
00:16:29,577 --> 00:16:32,244
Holy shit!
313
00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:34,012
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah, I...
314
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,314
I must've hit his fuel tank!
315
00:16:35,315 --> 00:16:37,315
- Wait, what?
- Whoo-hoo!
316
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:42,820
Million-to-one shot, but I did it!
I finally beat Ziegler!
317
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:46,391
- Yeah. Way to go.
- Right?!
318
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,459
But so now what? We can't
go back to the island now,
319
00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:50,561
the krauts are gonna know
this whole thing was you.
320
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:51,697
You think I didn't think of that?!
321
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,365
Don't worry, I put Crackers on it.
322
00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:57,268
What in ze
hell is going on here?!
323
00:16:57,303 --> 00:17:00,004
Well?!
Someone had better tell me!
324
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:04,009
Uh, yeah, so I was here, earlier,
and I saw the whole thing,
325
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:06,511
which was Ziegler and the other guy,
326
00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:10,114
Schnell, who, come to
find out, is his lover...
327
00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:11,549
- Nein!
- Yeah...
328
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,852
So they stole the other two planes
and set this one on fire,
329
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:18,322
so nobody could follow them to Shanghai,
330
00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:21,058
where they plan to open a cabaret,
331
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:25,096
the unfortunately named "Scandals."
332
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:28,264
Ooh, Scandals, that sounds fun, huh?
333
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,867
- Morgen!
- Hallo, Schatz!
334
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:33,703
- Hi, guys!
- You're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
335
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:37,174
- I'm surprised you can even walk.
- What? Oh!
336
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,975
God, no, they were all
so drunk they thought
337
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:42,611
that jar of coconut butter
was, you know, me.
338
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,547
Oh. Oh!
339
00:17:44,582 --> 00:17:47,283
Well, as long as you charged
everybody full price...
340
00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,652
Heh. Right?
341
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,187
Then you should have
a lot of money to give me?
342
00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:53,823
Ah. About that...
343
00:17:53,858 --> 00:17:57,126
I've decided that from now
on, I'm keeping all of it.
344
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,362
- Excuse me?!
- Yeah, because your cop buddy
345
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:00,697
lives in a barrel now,
346
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:03,333
and this stupid island is
under an occupying power,
347
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,634
all of whom are heavily armed
348
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:08,003
and basically totally in love with me.
349
00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:09,639
F�r dich, Fra�lein!
350
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,140
Awww!
351
00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:18,246
So go make me some
goddamn breakfast.
352
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:20,648
Besides, getting
back to the island is like,
353
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,550
the one thing we don't
have to worry about.
354
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,153
Yeah exactly, so...
Wait, what?!
355
00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:29,993
Damn it.
Well, the good news is,
356
00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:31,860
at least it's a seaplane, right?
357
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:34,396
- Well, I mean, it was...
- What?!
358
00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:37,766
Goddamn it!
Goddamn it! If you...
359
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,434
Oh, shut up!
C'mon, if anybody
360
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:42,003
can crash-land a plane,
it's me, right? Huh?
361
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,405
With all my experience?
Pam?
362
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,655
- Then get it over with!
- Oh, okay, I guess just pout.
363
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,578
- Pam.
- I am!
364
00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:52,346
Okay, then here goes!
365
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,091
Whooo-hoo-hoo!
366
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,192
Bocadas De mierda!
367
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:09,362
And did you see that, Pam?!
Also perfect!
368
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,532
Who wins? Huh?
Archer wins!
369
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,067
Yeah? This is a win for you?
370
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:17,337
Not just for me, Pam.
For America.
371
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,341
And those hapless Spanish communists.
372
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:27,647
- Well? So now what?!
- So now, since we've only got one flare,
373
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,182
I'm gonna shoot their leader with it,
374
00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:31,684
and then when the rest of
them go into a feeding frenzy,
375
00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:33,353
you and me are gonna make a run for it.
376
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:35,688
- What?!
- I'm kidding!
377
00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:38,891
You big dumb idiot.
378
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,561
Ya know...
379
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:49,358
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