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[phone ringing]

[ringing]

[ringing]

[woman] God.

[ringing]

Hello.

Hi, Mom.

[sighs] Yeah.

Thank you.

'Course you're the first one.
Why wouldn't you be?

Yeah, I look forward
to seeing you too.

Yeah, honey, I'll see you
later today. Okay.

Does your mother always
call you at the crack of dawn?

Only on my birthday.

You didn't tell me
it was your birthday.

Didn't I?

Well, I think
I would've remembered.
[chuckles]

Okay, how old?

Forty-six.

Forty-six?

That's not, uh--
That's not old.

Okay, what we gonna do?

Shooters at The Cove, baby.

My buddy hooked up with
a waitress, so if we take him...

we drink for free.

Well... okay.

Sen?

Senna? Okay.

Yeah. I hate you.

Theo, you better hit the road.

Can we hang out again?
Oh... yeah.

Hi. How's it going?
[chuckles]

So, my band's playing
at the Whiskey on Saturday.

Wow. That's so great.

Oh. He wanted to spend
my birthday with me.

[gasps] The nerve. That is
a relationship killer,
for sure.

He's not a relationship.
Oh, okay.

He's a hookup.
[chuckles]

And anyway, I have plans
with you on my birthday.

Movies and a tattoo,
right?

Who are you calling?

My friend from Boston.
The one I told you about.

Recently separated,
just moved to LA,
very handsome.

No setups.

Oh, my God!

You're engaged.
Why didn't you tell me?

You're afraid you can't be
happy in front of me.

No, I just--
It wasn't a big deal. I mean--

Come on.
Plus, it's your birthday.
I was gonna wait until--

You're right. It kinds makes you
wanna scream, doesn't it?
Yeah.

[both screaming]

I'm engaged! I'm happy!
You are!

Oh, that felt good.
Oh, my gosh.

He did good.
He did, right?

You wanna try it on?

No!
Wha--

Why? Are you afraid
you're gonna want one?

Try it on. Try it on.
Try it on.

Oh, look, it doesn't fit.
How metaphorical.

What are you gonna do now,
buy a toaster?

Get towels with
your name on them?
Move to the valley?

I'm gonna meet his parents.
They're flying in Friday.

We're having dinner
at the Highland Tower.
Fancy.

Look, why don't you come to work
with me and I'll suit you up.

You should get a dog.

Really? And why
should I get a dog?

Because a dog will
help you quit smoking.

You smoke because
you're either lonely
or unsatisfied in your life.

I smoke because
people are annoying.

Unsatisfied then.

And a dog
would help me how?

It's not.
It was for the loneliness.
Your thing is way worse.

Ooh.
[chuckles]

Whether you wade through
hazardous waste, or just
want to look like you do...

[laughs]
...Nicoletta Fumagalli
has the boot for you.

Orange. [inhales]

It's so vibrant and holy
and, mm, preppy and--

Oh, you look like a lemon.
[chuckles]

I love orange.
You can color-block it
like Roscoe--

The dinner's not in Florida.

Ooh, no.

Yeah, there you go.
Really?

Come on, where's the trust?

Okay. Okay.

Those boots are an inspiration.

-I'll take 'em.
-You're the buyer.

No. Senna, no.

Yes. Yes, Darla, yes. Pins.

Oh, sure.

Let's see.
Here, babe.

All right, I think
we just pull this in.

When are you gonna design
your own line of
evening wear?

You know, when I get a pony
and a gold medal at the Olympics
for skateboarding.

You can pretend you're happy
hawking other people's
crappy designs,

but your stoner lifestyle
suggests otherwise.

[chuckles]

So let's keep this
in the A-line shape.

You're the Picasso
of design. Look.

Yeah, well, Picasso didn't have
two decades of credit card debt
to pay off.

Senna.
Mommy.

My baby.

My beautiful birthday girl.

Just look at you.

Jack, I'd like another
green tea, please.

[Jack] Absolutely.

Jack asked me
how old you are.

People do that
on your birthday, Mom.

-When you're five.
-[laughs]

Happy birthday, baby.

Open it.

Oh, Mom.

Your father gave that to me
on our wedding day.

It brought me ten years
of the best love
any woman could ever want.

Kinda hoping that it'll bring
you luck in that department.

[chuckles]

Put it on.

Yeah?
Want me to help you?

Got it.

There.
It's beautiful on you.

Um, Darla told me that
you're dating a fetus.

You talked to Darla?
So it's true.

Yes, Mom, I'm dating a fetus.

It's kind of hard for us
to get serious with his mom
always tagging along.

Let me tell you
something about men.

Oh, please do.

Men don't fall in love
with women who don't
take themselves seriously.

They'll have sex with them,

but then they'll have sex
with just about anybody.

But when it comes to love,
they want a woman who's got
her act together.

I'm trying to acknowledge that
without sarcasm, but it's hard.

Don't eat the bread.

If you're hungry,
we'll order.

By the way, just asking.

What image do you think you
project when you wear a top
that you can see through?

That's Christian Dior, Mom.

I don't care who it is.

Showing your nipples
doesn't make you look chic.

It just makes you
look like a tart.

[dance music playing]

[vocalizing]

♪ I'm a monst♪r

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Monster ♪

Senna, come in.

I have just one question.

Are you kidding?

Do you know
who my customers are?

Have you seen them? Have you
noticed what they're wearing?

Yes. The boot--
Is orange!

Well, I thought--
I know what you thought,

that it would be fun
and unique and daring.

My customers are not daring.

And it's not your job
to reinvent them.

It's your job to buy
what they want to wear.

I can't keep having this
conversation with you.

I'm sorry,
but we're done.

What do you mean?

I mean, you're fired.

-You said we were staying in.
-Yeah, well, I just ordered
a ton of takeout,

and I need help
carrying it out.
All right.

-It's really good.
-[all] Surprise!

[woman] Happy birthday!

♪ Happy birthday, dear Senna ♪

♪ Happy birthday to y♪u

Make a wish.
Don't waste it.

Yay!
[clapping]

Happy birthday.

[laughing]

[sighs]

[man] Senna!

Lars.
Ooh, I got you
something.

It's on the house.

Happy, happy birthday.

[sighs]

Okay.

Uh, uh, uh.

I'm gonna need
to see some ID.

Oh, you.
Mm.

Sore subject?
Little bit.

Mm. How about you, bud?
Can I get you something?

Um, a frozen
strawberry daiquiri, please.

Seriously?

Seriously.
All right.

It's the palm trees.
They make me feel like
I'm on vacation.

Where are you from?
Boston. Yeah.

I moved out here
a week ago.

I'm hoping
to get discovered.

[chuckles]
Really? Actor or rock star?

Rock star, obviously.

So, what do you play?

Nothing yet.

It's really more of a backup
plan in case my day job
doesn't work out.

What do you do?

I'm a lawyer.
Hmm.

My firm has offices out here,
they offered to relocate me,

and I didn't want to turn down
a free trip to California.

Well, when the inner rock star
beckons, better listen.

You know what?
That is so true.

And my inner rock star
is extremely temperamental.

One frozen
strawberry daiquiri,

extra umbrella for you.

Wow. Thank you.

So, where you squattin'?

Santa Monica.

That is a long way
to come for a daiquiri.
It was.

I'm supposed to meet
someone I knew from Boston.
A woman I worked with.

She's having a birthday party
for a friend of hers.

Sei-- Set-- Sierra?

Sierra or Henna.

Some hippy, crunchy name
you only hear in California.

I'm actually kind of
relieved I missed the party.

Really?

Why is that?

My friend Darla...
Mm-hmm.

...she kind of fancies herself
as a matchmaker.

Oh, does she?
Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.
And I hate to be set up.

You do?

Don't you? That's awful.

So, why'd you do it?

She begged.

She begged?

She kinda did.
She begged!
[laughs]

Oh.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Her friend?
Uh-huh?

Kinda sounds like
a train wreck.

Yeah, she went to art school
for a couple of years.

That obviously didn't work out.
Now she's working some...

I don't know,
some kind of like,
nowhere job in retail.

She just sounds
really unhappy.

Like she's floundering
around, so...

So you don't really
want to get set up.

You wanted a hookup.

Yay! You met her!
You're here.

Look at you.
I looked all over
for you.

I am very small.
You have to look hard.
[chuckles]

I see that
you've met Senna.

Not officially.

Okay, well,
let me do the honors.

Adam, this is Senna.
Hi, Senna.

Senna, this is Adam from Boston.
We worked together briefly
during my confused period.

He is a lawyer,
but he has many other
attractive qualities.

It was four years at FIDM
and a masters at Parsons.

But I did get fired today
from that nowhere job.

So I am officially
an unemployed, hippy hookup.

I am so sorry. I had no idea.
[Darla] Wait. What?
You're not a hippy.

You know what?
I'm gonna go.
Wait.

[Darla] What did I miss?
I got--

I got these, okay?
Just keep the change.
What happened?

Adam.
I'll call you, okay?

What? What--
What just happened?

I just said no setups.
Okay, I'm sorry.

Did you just say
you got fired?

Oh, God. Today?

Oh, no.
I'm sor-- I'm sorry.
But you know what?

That's good,
because now you can start
your career as a designer.

Yeah, people
just wake up and say,

"You know what? I'm gonna
start a new career today,

because I have start-up capital
and distribution
and marketing--"

Bla, bla, bla, bla.
Negativity!

You know what you are?
You're a raisin in the sun.

I'm a raisin?
You are a talented,
terrified raisin

festering in
your own self-doubt.

But I believe in you.

I've always believed in you.
I believe in you.

♪ I believe, I believe
I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe in you ♪

♪ Senna, I believe in you ♪

♪ Everybody
I believe in you ♪

♪ Lars, I believe in you ♪

♪ Come on
I believe in you ♪

I don't see hands.
♪ I believe in-- ♪

Okay, okay,
it's a serious moment.

I'm kidding.
I'll get my purse!
Just wait.

♪ You jumped the gun
My dear ♪

♪ Fired rounds in your own ear ♪

♪ You can't escape
What you've done ♪

♪ Have you wo♪?

Senna.

Forgive me.

Darla didn't beg.

[chuckles]
I wanted to come.

But when I walked in
and I didn't see her,
I felt like an idiot.

I was on my way out...

then I saw you sitting
at the bar by yourself and...

I didn't want you to think
I was the kind of guy
who needed a setup.

It was stupid.
I'm so sorry.

It's cool.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.
♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Help myself
I'm falling ♪

♪ My life needs to begin ♪

[Senna]
What did I wish for?
You know I can't tell you that.

No, not a man
or my name up in lights.

Or bring back people
from the dead.

Or a pile of money
on my doorstep.

Though, that would be nice.

No, truth is,
I'm good right where I am.

I mean, little things
would be nice, like
a flawless complexion

or my mother stop making me
feel like I'm a disappointment
to her.

But I didn't waste my wish
on those things.

[cell phone ringing]

[ringing]

[sighs] Hello?

Yeah.

Of course you're
the first to call, Mom.

It's the middle
of the night.

Yeah.

Thanks, Mom.

And I love you too.

What's up?
[clattering]

Sorry.

I got some pancakes
over here.

Want some coffee?

I forgot she was
staying with you.

[both laughing]

All right, this one's--
Oh, wow.
That's a good one. Yeah.

Oh, I love this one.
You can't have that.
I need to sell that.

You don't want me to
live here forever, do you?

No. Good point.

[footsteps approaching]

Oh, no.
[SennBonjour.

No. No. No.
Bonjour.

Yes. Yes. Yes!

[sighs]
You're gonna love these.

I already love the 14
you already brought me.
Yes.

But you said
they weren't selling,
so I made some more.

Oh, my God.

Look at this.

No, Senna.
[speaking French]
It's charming, isn't it?

[woman] Jean-Michel!

[gasps] Dede.
I have five minutes.

Show me something
I have to have.
This is kismet.

Dede Zeller,
meet Senna Berges.

If she likes you,
the world likes you.

Congratulations
on your new store.

Stores.
Stores.

Hmm.

Are these yours?

Yes. They're prototypes.
I have 21 that I've made so far.

Who's carrying them?

Well, no one yet.

So, you're in production?
Well, no.

I mean, I didn't know
which ones would catch on,
so I just made them,

and I thought I'd make more
when we see how they go.

But, you know, I could
design exclusively for you

for a little while,
or for a long while,
if you like.

I need to
see those coats.
Sure.

Here.

[Mom] Have you sold
any of your purses?

[sighs] Well, I had a meeting
with Dede Zeller this morning.
And?

She seemed interested.

Well, you have to stay
on it. Be aggressive.

I'm on it, Mom.

Oh.

You got me a place setting.

Well, I believe
every woman should
have a set of fine china.

Since it doesn't look like
you're ever going to get
married,

I thought
I'd better start now.

In 11 years,
you'll have a complete set.

Do you like that pattern?
I love it.

Are you sure?

You know, we're gonna have to
talk about what you're gonna do
once Darla gets married.

I mean, she's not gonna be able
to keep a second apartment
for you, you know.

I'll figure it out, Mom.
Now, don't be a martyr.

You know I've got
plenty of extra room.

[knocking]

Senna, what a surprise.

-Is that one of yours?
-It is.

Wow. It's gorgeous.

I knew you had it in you.

It-It's not for Elodie,
of course.

You know what,
you should talk to Dede Zeller.

She, uh-- She could
really put you on the map.

She is on my list.

She likes edgy,
off-kilter stuff
in weird colors.

Well, in the meantime,
just while I'm getting
this all going,

it's taking a little
longer than I thought, so,

you know, I'm gonna
need a part-time job
as a sales person.

And I was just thinking...

What, here? No, you
don't want a job here.

You finally found your calling.
Absolutely not.

[fingers snapping]

♪ How can you help me ♪

♪ If I won't ♪

♪ Help myself? ♪

♪ I'm falling
My life needs to begin ♪

♪ I'm falling
My life needs to ♪
[no audible dialogue]

[DarlThere she is!

The guest of honor.

Happy birthday.

Do you have any reflections
on the past,

projections for the future?

What are you looking?
Nothing.

Hey! This looks great.
[Darla] Hey! Thanks.

-Bianca. Bianca, Darla.
-Very nice to meet you.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Is she your colleague?
[Bianca]
Dance partners.

We met at
El Floridita.
Oh.

-You're teaching him
how to dance.
-Oh, he's teaching me.

Oh, look, right now.

Okay.

Whoo!
Oh.

Okay, save it for the party,
you guys. Oh, my.

[chuckles]

[speaking foreign language]

[speaking
foreign language]

She's going to the bathroom.
Whatever.

You remember
my friend Senna, right--

[man]
Oh, she left her drink.

Oh. Okay, here, Adam.
She's on the poofy chair.

Give it to her
and say happy birthday.

Hey, man. What's up, buddy?

Special order from Steve.

Oh, thank you.

Adam.
I remember you.

The rock star.
Right.

Get discovered yet?

Sadly, I don't think
it's gonna happen for me.

Well, not
with that attitude.
The truth is, I'm tone deaf.

Oh, say it isn't so.
Yeah.

When I was in second grade,
my music teacher, Mr. Ponte,

told me that some people are
meant to just mouth the words.

Ponte told you to lip-synch?

He did.
Whew.

When I told my mom about it,
she went ballistic.

And the strange thing,
Mr. Ponte disappeared.

What a coincidence.
That's what she told the police.

Crafty.
She's crafty.

So, you going to the wedding?
Maid of honor.

I wanted to be maid of honor.
[laughs] Hope you
didn't tell your mother.

Lucky for you.

[laughs]

Your date's pretty.

Is she worthy
of a relationship or just
hookup material like me?

Don't let anyone ever accuse you
of holding on to things.

Mm. No judgment from me.

I'll settle down eventually.

I certainly don't
want to grow old alone.
Yeah.

It's not so bad.
You are not old.

I am not young.

Oh, you got a--
you got a little pull
on your sweater right there.

Shit.
I think.

Here, I'll get it.

No, don't pull out.
Pull in.

Pull in?
Yes, pull in from that,
you know.

Poke it?
Yeah, no, you put it--

You just gotta push it
into the inside

and you gotta
find the lose thread.

[mumbling]

Pull, like, the whole thing
right down. You gotta--

You got the whole--
Hey.

Um, masters of fashion.
Parsons.

♪ Happy birthday to y♪u
Oh, here we go.

♪ Happy birthday to y♪u

♪ Happy birthday, dear Senna ♪

♪ Happy birthday to y♪u

[all] Yay!

Bianca, I could use
your help in the kitchen.
You mind?

[Steve] Okay, let's
get this party started.

Would you like a shot now?

Oh, I would
like one for me
and one for you.

How could I turn
that offer down?
All righty.

-L'chaim!
-L'chaim!

-[glass shattering]
-Oh!

Oh, come on.
Shit.

You all right?
Yeah, I'm just--
I'm, uh--

You got it?
...stinky.

Wait, I'm just gonna--
[Adam]
You all right?

Yeah, fine.
You don't look it.

Oh, no. I'm good.
I'm good. You kidding me?

I-I already know
how to dance.

-Look out for the wa--
-Whoa.

Okay, I got you.
If you wanted to dance...

I got you.
You all right?
...you just had to say so.

[chuckles] Hey.
Here, let me
just give you a hand.

Here, hold that.
I'm just gonna get a T-shirt...
Okay.

...and then I just want to
lie down for a little sec
'cause I'm--

You sure
you're all right?
You know...

You're-- Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sen--

Oh, that's good.
Senna?

You okay?

Happy birthday.

My friend Charlene
threw me a surprise party
for my 40th birthday.

She told my then husband to
tell me he was taking me out
for dinner, just the two of us.

The morning of, he tells me
he'll pick me up a 8:00.

At 8:30, he calls me
from work, tells me
he's stuck with a client.

Can I meet him
at the restaurant?

I tell him, "I don't
want to go by myself."

He says, "You have to.
Charlene's there
with all your friends.

It's supposed to be
a surprise."

So, I go.

My friends shout,
"Surprise!"

I-- [chuckles]
burst out crying.

He was supposed to pick up
the cake on his way. He forgot.

So we didn't have one.

I, uh-- I let it
ruin my whole birthday.

I let it ruin
my whole marriage.

I don't even eat cake.

What do I wish now?

That I'd forgiven him.

[phone ringing]

[ringing]

[ringing]

Hello? [chuckles]

Thanks, Mom.
Of course you're the first.
Yeah, yeah.

I'll meet you there.
Okay. Bye-bye.

Wow! Hey!

I can't believe you're doing
this all by yourself.

Well, believe it, baby.

Here, drink this coffee.
I will paint. Trade you.

That's you. This is me.
All right. All right.

Okay.
So, you just dip it on one
side and kind of shake it.

Uh, this looks like
high gloss acrylic.

High gloss acrylic is for
bathrooms and indoor pools.

Oh, no!
We can take my car.

Oh, that's all right.

[sighs]
I was supposed to take this
back first thing this morning.

I took somebody else's order
by accident.
All right.

Then you return that,
I'll go get the paint.
Great.

Give me the key.
The key to the store.

Don't worry about it.
Just-- I never lock it.
There's nothing to take.

You already
lost your keys.

Oh, my God!
[chuckles]

Dude, record time.
Record time.
Okay, I'll see you.

This is--
This is everything, I think.

Definitely. That's all of it.

Oh, my God, that coat.

It's my mother's
favorite color.

I can sell it
to you for $600.
That's at cost.

Sold.

Okay, listen,
your orders over there.

It's 9,200.
9,800 with the coat.
Okay.

You're gonna bill me in 90 days.
Not unless you have a line
of credit from the factor.

When I was with Elodie K,
you let me defer for 90 days.

Yes, but I've been in business
with Elodie K for 15 years.

I just--
I don't have the credit.
[sighs]

If you don't give them to me,
I can't open my store.

Nobody else is gonna
do this, either.
It's not just me.

Listen, I'll give you
the coat. I'm sorry.

Okay?
Yeah. Thanks.

How the hell am I
gonna get $10,000?

Here. Happy birthday.

What, no china?
Come on, open it.

It's an accounting program.

Well, your gifts
just keep getting better
and better and better.

Thank you.
Glad you like them.

And I have one for you.

You didn't.
I did.

Senna! [gasps]

Oh, that is
so beautiful.

Oh, I can't believe
you got that for me.
Thank you, honey.

How much was it?
I'll reimburse you.
It's a present.

No, no, no. I don't want you
spending money on me when you're
getting your business together.

Mom, one coat.

Then, you're
all right for money?

[sighs]
I, uh, underestimated
my start-up costs.

Uh-oh. How much?

A few thousand.

A few thousand?
Ten thousand.

You're $10,000 short?

Oh, Senna,
what are you gonna do?

I was thinking of
asking you for a loan.

You want me
to loan it to you?
Absolutely not.

I'll give it to you.

You will?
Of course I will.

We'll be partners.

-[Darla] How did it go?
-Oh, my God, it was fabulous!

Really?
It was perfect. She's
gonna give me the money.

-Great!
-Yeah, she wants to
be partners.

What?

[both laughing]

This is wet paint,
isn't it?

Yeah.

I am so fucked.

Hey, how much
do you need?

Like, $10,000.

50,000.

What?
Who are you talking to?

Okay, she'll be
right there. Thanks.

Hey! Happy birthday.

Thanks.
Good to see you.

Come on in.

Have a seat.
I, uh-- I can't.

Oh.

Still a little tacky.
[chuckles]

Got it. Okay.
Yeah.

Uh, Darla told me about
your little credit problem.

Oh, problem's a bit of
an overstatement. It's...

What's that?
It's an application
for a line of credit.

$50,000 preapproved.

How--

It's really not a big deal.

And now you'll have access
to enough money so you and
your mom don't kill each other.

Hey, your mom's the killer.
Alleged killer.

If you need a minute
to look it over...

No, it-it, uh...

Yeah, it looks--
it looks good.
Okay.

So all you gotta do is sign
right here and we're good.

Perfect.
Thank you
for bailing me out.

Well, I wasn't going to,
but Darla begged.

[laughs] Yeah.

Um, Darla and Steve
are taking me to dinner
for my birthday.

I'd be delighted if
you'd like to join us.
You can bring Charo.

Bianca.

If it's all right,
I'd rather just bring myself.

Wonderful.

Great.

Just push.

Thanks.

To the birthday girl
and future fashion mogul.

Oh, no, no. To all of you
for collectively saving my ass,
though I didn't deserve it.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I see you're wearing your
magic love karma necklace.
[Senna] Oh, yes.

My mother gave this to me
for my birthday a couple
of years ago

when she still had hopes
that I could find a man
to have sober sex with.

[all laughing]

It's endowed
with special powers
to help her find love.

Yeah, it's not working.
[Darla]
Your soul mate is out there.

You'll find him
when the time is right.

Soul mate?
Aren't we a little old
to believe in soul mates?

You're just skeptical 'cause
you haven't found yours yet.

-You do remember I was married?
-Yes, I do remember
you were married.

And if she was your soul mate,
you'd still be married to her.

There are billions of people
in the world.

Surely, I could be happy with,
I don't know, five?

[Darla]
True love only happens once.

You realize how infantile
you sound?

Was your ex
the love of your life?

I was 25 when we got married.
We didn't even know
who we were yet.

What, you think there's
a magic age where you
arrive at who you are?

If there is, it's not 25.
If she was the love of
your life, you would know it.

You've been married for
how long now, six months?

[Darla] Have seven.
Talk to me in seven years.

If I get married again,
and I'm not sure
I will, but if I do,

I will vet my future wife
much more thoroughly.

You'll "vet" her?
Yes.

For... smallpox?

[all laughing]
If necessary.

No, for values, interests,
intellect, sense of humor.

He has a list.
[Darla]
He has a list.

Being in love is not
some magical feeling that
suddenly comes over you.

Relationships are work.
Your priorities have to
be aligned.

My problem when I got married
was I didn't know my priorities.
Now I do.

Love has never sounded
so logical.

Easy to judge.
You've never been married.

Oh, Senna doesn't believe
in marriage, right?

Well, I just don't think that
you need a contract to prove
that you love somebody.

-We don't need it.
-Then why did you do it?

Because it's a tradition

recognized by virtually
every civilization
on the face of the planet

for the last 4,000 years.

As with most traditions,
I agree that marriage
is unnecessary.

But isn't it the unnecessary
things in life that make the
human experience so fascinating?

So who do you think Steve
and Darla would vote most
unromantic, me or you?

Oh, you.
Me?

I'm not the one who said
I don't believe in marriage.

Oh, yeah. "Love is a vetting
process" is way more romantic.

Look, I want to
be with someone
who lights me up.

I'm just realistic about
the fact that there's more than
one woman out there who can.

Well then, you just keep on
sampling until you find them.

Isn't that
what you're doing?

No, I am enjoying my body
until it craps out.

Maybe you're setting
your standards too low.

Or too high.
Maybe I haven't met anybody
who really appreciates me.

Oh.

So you want
to be worshipped.

Well, I am not gonna
give myself to someone
who thinks I'm 1-in-5.

You know what
your problem is?
I have a myriad of problems.

You think you're
so incredibly unique

that any man
who isn't struck by lightning
the moment he lays eyes on you

doesn't deserve you.
And how is that a problem?

You expect him to know
the minute he meets you.

It is called living in
the moment, and maybe you, sir,
should give it a try.

I am plenty
in the moment.

You are the opposite
of in the moment.

Not always.

[Mom] There's certainly
no shortage of things to want.

Better house, better car,
better boobs.

I-- I suppose...

at one point in my youth

I wished for
all of those things.

Every woman does.

And if they tell you
otherwise, they're lying.

I mean, we all feel inadequate.
It's the American way.

But... [sighs]

somehow, when...

when Senna was born...

all those things just--

Oh, not that I don't
appreciate them anymore.
Of course I do.

But...

she just filled me up.

Everything I wanted,
I wanted for her.

What can I say? [chuckles]

She stole all my wishes.

[kissing]

[sighing]

[Senna] Oh, God.
[clatters on floor]

Ohh!

[panting]
[dial tone]

[whimpers]

[Adam] You okay?
[Senna] Yeah, I just--

What?
What if she
tried to call?

I mean, it's late
and I haven't heard
from her--

It's just been
like ten seconds.
I know, but--

You know.
Okay.

I'm worried and I--
You wanna call her?
You should call her.

Do you mind?
Do you think she'd be mad
if I call her before she--

Okay.

It's ringing. All right.

Okay.

Room 507, please.

Mom!

Mom, hi.

Yeah, I just wanted you
to be the first to--
to wish me--

[laughs] Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll come by and see you
in a couple of hours.

Of course.

All right.
You get some rest.

I love you too.
[chuckles]

Bye.

She sounds so tired.

Yeah, what'd she say?
You know,
"Happy birthday."

You'll feel better
when you see her.
I know.

God, I love you.
I love you.

Ah, you don't understand.

It's groundbreaking for me.

I mean, it's hard for me
to find someone I want to
spend the weekend with...

[chuckles]
...let alone
the rest of my life.

Why are you smiling?

Mmm! I gotta go to work.

Okay.

[laughs]

I don't have any clean
underwear here, do I?
Um...

You can only
turn the same pair
inside out so many times.

Good thing, only once.

[chuckles]
Maybe-Maybe in your gym bag?

-Sorry, I didn't hear.
-Uh--

Did you find any?
No.

Uh-uh.

Okay.

[door closes]

Oh, how's your baby?
It's a baby in there.

He's going to
ask me to marry him.
What?

I found the ring. Well, not
the ring, but the ring box.
It was in his gym bag.

He got you a ring?
He didn't
mention it to you?

No.
Well, he probably knew
you'd tell me.

What's with the face?
Nothing.
It's just my face.

No, I'm-- I'm just surprised.

That he would
want to marry me?
Honey, no.

That he would ask
knowing how strongly
you felt about marriage.

Maybe he realized
he cannot live without me.

Well... maybe.

It's just you've always
been clear that you never
wanted to get married.

Well, that was because
I never thought anyone
would want to marry me,

but... he does.

And he's willing
to fight for me.
Oh, yeah.

That makes all
the difference, right?
Oh.

[woman] Senna. Senna!

Twelve o'clock.
You gotta go.
[Darla] Oh.

Good boy.
Be a good boy.

Okay, look,
don't go into labor.

I just--
I can't handle any more
excitement for today, okay?

Are you feeling something?

What? Oh, no. I'm-I'm okay.

[woman on PA, indistinct]
Mother of the birthday girl.

[chuckles]
Happy birthday.

I don't have
a present for you.

I had thought about going
down to the gift shop here,

but I wouldn't want
anything from this hellhole.
Oh, Mom, come on.

Except what they have
already taken from me.

[sighs]

I asked the doctor
if I could take them home.
He said no.

Mom. [chuckles]
Well, your father got to
keep his kidney stone.

[laughs]

And I worked so hard
to keep them perky.

But that's not why
I didn't breast-feed you.

[chuckles]

How about some water, Mom?

That's good.
All right?

Have you ever wondered
why it took you so long?

To start my business?

Yeah. It was my fault.

I was too protective.

When you cried,
I came running.

I probably screwed up
your love life too.

But now, I think a lot
of women these days
are foregoing marriage

in favor of a career, huh?

Adam and I might be
getting engaged.

He proposed?
Oh, when? Where?

Oh, you have to tell me
all about it.

Oh, we have to have
Mario do the cake.

You know, one of those
profiterole towers like he did
for Annie Glenn's daughter.

It's nothing official. I just--
I saw the ring in his gym bag.

Well, he's gonna ask you.
He's not an idiot.

[laughs]

I always knew
you'd get married.

Yeah, and that's why
you gave me wedding china
for my birthday.

Well, we both knew
that china was a lie.
[chuckles]

You'll make
such a beautiful bride.

We'll do it at the house
like your father and I did.

With white orchids
and moonlight.

It's not official at all,
so, you know, you can't
tell anybody.

I won't.
Zip.

Okay.
I know you.

I promise.

[knocking]
Yes?

Ms. Berges? Hi.
I have your lunch
from Bel-Air Gardens.

My daughter's
getting married.
[man] Congratulations.

Thank you.

Mmm!

All right. You ready?

A gift for the girl.

I don't hear singing.

You're not going to,
'cause you know I don't sing.

It's not a birthday
if there's not singing.

It's for your
own protection, my darling.
Now blow out your candle.

Make a wish.

Okay.
Go ahead.

Oh.

Happy birthday.

I love you.
I love you.

I love you.

Where's my present?
[chuckles]

I was supposed to
get you a present?

[both gasping]

You are gonna
get it, pal.

Didn't I give it
to you earlier?
[chuckles]

Oh. Oh, wait!

[gasps]
I remember where I put it.

Oh, you do?
Mm-hmm. Come here.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Come.
[laughs]

Keep your eyes closed.
[laughs]

Eyes closed.
Closed, closed, turn.

Sit.

Do not open your eyes.
[laughing]

Okay?

-You ready? Okay.
-Okay.

Do not freak out.
Do not panic.

I have not forgotten who I fell
in love with. Open your eyes.
Okay.

What's that?

This is a key to my house.

I'm asking you
to move in with me.

That's my birthday present?
Not all of it.

I got you an armoire
and half a closet.

Just this morning,

I told you that I wanted
to spend the rest of my life
with you.

You want the whole closet?

Not as roommates.

Marriage?
But it's only been a year.

We haven't talked about where
we'd want to live, or our
priorities for the future.

Stop it! You don't have to do
every detail.

-You're the one who said you
never wanted to get married!
-I know what I said.

Moving in together
is a big step.

We'll try it out.
We'll see how it goes.

Senna!

Senna, wait a minute.
What are you doing?

Senna, wait.

Senna, stop.
This is crazy.

Oh, I know,
I'm the crazy one!

-Baby, you're being irrational.
-Really?

Well, maybe you should go out
and find someone else
you can work this out with.

'Cause you know what?
I don't need to be on probation

while you figure out
what kind of relationship
you want to have.

Sen, please
come back inside.
Shit.

You need to
turn the key.
I turned the key.

Goddamn it!

Shit!
What are you doing?

What, are you gonna walk it
all the way home?

I had a perfectly good life
before I ever met you,

Mr. Thanks a Lot
For the Key For My Birthday.

[knocking]
[Adam] Senna?

Go away.
Not until I see you.

[pounding]
Senna!

There, you saw me.
Now go away.

Goddamn it, Adam.

Now, Sen, please. Come on.

I don't want to talk to you.

You don't have to talk.
I will do all the talking.

-There's something I need to
ask you right this minute.
-So ask.

Can I come in?
No.

Okay.

Senna.
What?

Will you marry me?

-Where'd you get that ring?
-7-Eleven gum ball machine.

How many tries
before you got the ring?

I don't know.

Um, one, two...

six, seven...

nine, ten,
11, 13...

14.

[groans]

I prefer
the floating eyeball.

It's yours.

So, what do you say?

Will you marry me?

You're just asking
'cause you feel bad for me.

Why would I feel bad for you?
You're having a great night.

You got a floating eyeball.

You can't fault me
for not knowing
this was important to you.

Even soul mates
can't read each other's minds.

So, is that a yes?

Yeah.
Yeah?

What changed your mind
about wanting to get married?

You did, stupid.

Wishes are a funny thing.

When you wish for something

you are announcing
to the universe

that there is a hole in you
that needs to be filled.

And the more wishes
that you make,

the more holes you open up.

There was a time in my life
when I was so full of holes.

[chuckles]

I wished for a lot of things.

So this is what I did.

I stopped wishing,

and I started saying thank you
for the things I already had.

I started with the big things,

like my friends,
my family, my hair.

And there were also
little things,

like a smile from a stranger,

a strong cup of coffee,

not hitting one red light
on my way home.

Pretty soon I was
so full of gratitude...

there wasn't any room for holes.

I'd crowded them all out.

I don't make birthday wishes.

I want what I got.

Happy birthday.

I just keep waiting
for her to call.

I know.

She always had to be
the first.

[sniffles]

You know, when I was
in the third grade...

I had a sleepover
with Molly Myerson.

She called at 5:00 a.m.,
woke up the whole house.

She wanted to beat Molly.
[laughs]

Let it suffice to say
I never had any more sleepovers
on my birthday.

[laughs]

We argued about profiteroles.

[scoffs]

She said profiteroles
were inspiring.

I said they were prissy.

[crying] I don't even know
what a profiterole is.

I insisted we have
a winter wedding...

because the colors
were better.

You had no way of knowing.
[sighs]

I can't even deal
with all this stuff.

Then let's just toss it.

We'll do it
at Steve and Darla's.
Just our closest friends.

I'm leaving for Boston
in two weeks.

I just...

just can't do a whole
different wedding in two weeks!

Then let me do it.
Fine.

[crying]
You do it.

[sighs]

[Darla]
Senna?

She bought me
the entire set of china.

All 11 boxes.

I found them in the closet.

Honey, you didn't have to
do this today.

What am I gonna do with them?

Well, you could eat off them.

Or you can put them behind glass
and just look at them.

That's what Steve and I did
with ours.

She was saving them
for my wedding.

So we'll save them
for your wedding.

If there even is
a wedding.

What if I was
just doing all this

because she was sick?

No.

I saw you the day
that you got engaged.
Very excited.

I was excited
because she was excited.

Mm-hmm.
I call bullshit.

-I was kind of excited too.
-You were a lot excited.

He took the consulting job
in Boston.

He's gonna be gone
for ten months.

So, he'll visit you here,
and you'll fly over there
once in a while.

He asked me how I'd feel
about moving to Boston.

Could you picture me
in Boston

and all those-- [snoring]
lawyer dinners?

No.

I don't even exist in Boston.

So you will tell him no.
But he likes it there.

Well, he likes it here too.

[scoffs]

He's probably got some
kind of flow chart

with all of
the pros on one side

and all the cons
on the other side.

Okay, you know what,
honey, you are...

in it, and that's okay.

Because you are gonna get
through this.

Hey.
Hey.

[sighs]

What's with the suitcases?
I packed for you.

I think I did a very good job.

Where we going?

Vegas!
Vegas?

Yeah.

Dinner at the Bellagio.
Oh!

And a show
at Caesars Palace.

And then...
And then?

Because I want your 50th
to be special.

To be really,
really, really...

really special.

Know what I did?
No.

[inhales, exhales]

[giggles]

I booked a chapel
for midnight,

so that our anniversary
never falls on the same day
as your birthday.

And I promise you will always
get two separate presents.

I know Vegas is kitschy,
but we've been wanting to go.

For fun,
not to get married.

This wedding planning
is killing us!

Let's just
get it over with.

Get it over with?
You know what I mean.

No.

I'm not certain
that I do.

I mean, if you want to do it,
let's do it already.

-You do still want to marry me?
-Not when you're acting
like this.

I'm sorry. How would you
like me to act?
Oh, I don't know.

A little bit less
like an asshole.
You're the one putting this off.

We agreed,
when I took the job in Boston
that we'd do this before I left.

Well, I don't want to
get married at a chapel that
you picked off the Internet.

You didn't want to get married
at the Bel-Air Club,

you didn't want to get married
at the Chateau,

you didn't want to get married
at Steve and Darla's.

Why are you
pressuring me?
Because we had a plan, Sen.

And I put my whole heart
into it.

If you're backing out,
I need to know.

Oh.

[scoffs]
What are you doing?

I really,

really wanted to share
my life with you.

But all you do is put up walls,
and I can't take it anymore.

-So, you're going without me?
-I paid for the room.

Vegas is just as fun
for singles, or so I've heard.

Oh, so now you're single?

Aren't I?

I mean, isn't that
what you wanted,
for me to stop pressuring you?

Guess what, babe?
Pressure's off.

[Adam] Last birthday,
I was still with Senna.

I guess you'd call it
the honeymoon period.

She wouldn't let me out of bed
the whole morning.

I was late to my deposition.

I never got breakfast and
then we worked through lunch.

When I got home,

she'd hidden all these little
presents around the house,
like a treasure hunt,

with funny little poems
for clues.

The last present
was in the bed.

I'm not going to tell you
what it was, but...

we never made it to dinner.

I didn't have a meal
the entire day. I think
I wished for a cheeseburger.

[laughs]

This year?

Look,
if I thought it could work,
I'd still be with her.

I do not wish for her back.

It's exhausting
being with her.

[sighs]

I wish I would feel
that way again...

the way I felt
when I was with her.

But with someone else.

[woman]
♪ At nightfall ♪

♪ All the world is asleep ♪

Thank you, Jack.
The usual.
♪ I will think of you ♪

♪ And your memory I'll ke♪p

♪ I've tried to understand ♪

♪ But I've agreed
That I won't ♪

♪ I'm trying to be better ♪

♪ But I just need to cope ♪

♪ Where'd you go? ♪

♪ Where you going? ♪

♪ You know what for
Oh, my love ♪

♪ I'll remember y♪u

♪ You're not suffering anymore ♪

[giggling]

[woman] The samples
from Hong Kong shipped today,
and you got some flowers.

From who?

"My wife loves her coat.

I'd love to speak with you
about bringing your line...
to Paris."

Paris? Oh, my God.
We are going international.

My God, my coats are
going to France!

[both scream]

[cackling] Okay, so, wait.
Where are you going
to celebrate?

Darla makes all the plans.

Call Darla.
You got to celebrate.
I'm coming.

Celebrate. Now. Call.

[dance music playing]

You look so hot. Yes!

Okay, I'm gonna go
check on the table.

You need to check out the bar.

Hey, nice art.
Thanks.

Why a dragonfly?
I don't know.

I've got one
on my shoulder.

I couldn't decide what color,
so I picked clear.

That's a joke, right?

Yeah.

You wanna dance?

Uh, no,
I have a clubbed foot.

-[mouthing words]
-We got you a little something,
and I hope you like it.

[gasps]
Yay!

You guys! Come on.

You look so pretty.
Are you kidding me?

Beautiful.
Right?

Thank you. You're the best.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.

Oh, look what the cat
dragged in all late.

[cheering]

What's up? I left my child
with a stripper,
but you're worth it.

Happy birthday.
Hold this.

Oh, my goodness.
Open it.

Thank you.
I'm so excited.

Okay. Drumroll, please.

[tapping on table]

[gasps]
Oh, no!

Ta-da!

You can't give me something
that's alive.

-But I just did though.
-Come on, you guys.
We gotta go dance.

Come on. I'm gonna
leave this here.

I'm so excited.
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

[dance music playing]

[woman]
♪ You've got your own
Thing going ♪

♪ Got your own ♪

♪ You've got your own
Thing going ♪

♪ Got your own, got your own ♪

Yes, because you're for the dog.

[cell phone ringing]
Oh, there goes my phone.

Hey. Hold on.

Hello?

Stop licking my face.
Stop licking me.

Senna?
Adam!

Hi, is this a bad time?
Adam!

Hi. This place is
a little noisy. I just--

I'll get out of here.
Just hold on a second.

Hi.
Hi. Sorry to call so late.

I just want to wish you
a happy birthday.

You know, we just got here,
it's still early.

You can come by.
Senna?

Senna, can you hear me?
Adam?

Sorry, I'm losing you.

Adam, we're still here.
Senna?

You could--
[kissing]

You could--
[woman moans]

Oh, come on!

Ohh!

Oh, she does not like
the club scene at all.

[sucks teeth]
Who are you calling?

Adam.

I was just talking to him.
We got cut off and--

Hey, it's Adam. Leave a message
so I can call you back.

His phone is turned off.
It's so weird.

We were just talking
like one second ago.

Hang up.
Don't call him again.
We just got cut off.

Hang up.
I have to tell you something.

I was supposed to tell you
before today,

but your birthday was coming up,
so I decided not to.

And then I just forgot.
And so...

What?

Adam was seeing this girl
when he was is Boston,

but I didn't think
it was a big deal.

But apparently she's moved to LA
to be with him.

I'm sorry, honey,
I should've told you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[line ringing]

It's Adam. Leave me a message
so I can call you back.

[beeps]

Hey, it's Senna.

Um, Darla told me that you...

moved out here
with your girlfriend,

and I'm just really happy
for you.

Um, so, if you want to
get together as friends,

just call me.

Okay.

♪ Now all I s♪e

♪ Is miles and miles
Of you ♪

Every year until I turned 15
I'm sure I wished for a horse.

[laughs]

What a waste.

And then,
once I got into high school,

I started wishing
to get into Stanford.

Go Trees!

In college you wish for
good grades and then a good job.

But now?

Well, things and accomplishments
don't mean anything

unless you have someone
to share them with.

[chuckles]
Other than that whole
horse period,

uh, I would say I'm doing
pretty well on the wish front.

Senna, she's here.
Shall I rally the troops?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, Stink.

[woman] Ladies.
Everybody gather 'round.

We're going to have
a couple of words.

Okay.
Good morning, everybody.

As you know,
I sold the shop

because I'll be moving to Paris
where I'll be designing.

Yay!

I'd like you to meet
the woman who got me started
in this business.

Your new boss, Vanessa.

Thank you.
I just want to tell you

how much I'm looking forward
to working with you all.

Senna's built
an incredible business.

A bit of a late bloomer
but worth the wait.

And I'm honored
she's handing the torch to me.

Make us proud.

You bet.

[cell phone ringing]

Mommy's phone.
[chattering]

[ringing]

Hello.
[AdaCongratulations.
You're a free woman.

Yes, I did it.

Let's go celebrate
your last birthday in LA

by doing something
really California.

Like what?

Beach volleyball!

[laughs]

Beach volleyball!

I knew you'd be so happy.
It's a great idea, right?

Yeah! Too bad
all the courts are taken.

We're just gonna
have to nap it up.

No, that's Alison.
She's holding the second one.
Come on.

You knew about this,
didn't you?

I did, but we don't
have to play.

Yeah, and you let me
wear my bikini

when you knew the thing
was gonna be here.
Oh!

Let me tell you,
my boobs pop out...

[laughs]

Hey, guys! Birthday girl!

Oh, you are very brave
in this outfit.

Hi.

All right, sunscreen, sunscreen?
No, thank you.

Here.
Oh.

I got really badly burned
sailing one time,

so now I always
bring enough to share.

Keep it. And I brought
something for you too.

Whoa, look! Hey, Stevie,
wanna build a sand city?

Uh-huh!
Yeah? Okay, bye!

-Bye, baby.
Go, go, go, go, go.
-Have fun, Stevie.

So nice.
You didn't have to do that.

It's nothing.
I used to summer on Nantucket

and me and my brothers
used to build these
huge sand castles

and pretend we lived in them.

It was so much fun.

Anyway, very impressed
you guys are game to play.

Yeah, well, you know,
we haven't been put out
to pasture just yet.

Let's do it.
[Adam] All right.

Got it, got it.
[groans]

Ohh!

Senna, you okay?

That had to hurt.
[Darla] You okay?

[spits]
You all right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, great.

You know, volleyball-- [spits]

and full body exfoliation
on the same day.

-It's perfect.
-Your serve.

Let's go.
Come on, Senna!

I got it!
Oh, damn it.

-I got it!
-[Steve] Get it! Get it!
Get it! Get it!

-I got it!
-All right, come on!

Oh!

You got it.
All right.

You got it, girl!

-Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!

[Steve] Oh!

Get it, get it!

[groans]

[Steve laughing]

Is it just me, people,
or do you think maybe

it wasn't just Adam
who picked volleyball today?

There you are! Ready to go?

Already?

We have to bring
Stevie and Cameron home.

Oh, I was hoping we could stay
and watch the sunset.

-Well, I don't mind
staying a little longer.
-We have a reservation at 7:00.

-I need to get ready.
-Well, we can drop you off.

You're like five minutes
from us.
And then you ride with Adam?

Is that okay with you?

All right.
See you later,
birthday girl.

Okay. Bye, big man.

Ohh!

Ahh!

[Senna]
I'm really gonna miss this.

Yep. Paris is gonna suck.

[chuckles]

You gonna make
all your models wear

ten-foot tall hats made out of
feathers and old car parts?

I was thinking more like
faux fur with big tree branches
sticking out of their heads.

Oh, yeah,
I totally feel that.

Just make sure when you become
a big fashion designer,

you don't forget all
the little people
you left behind, okay?

You're really digging
in here, huh?

We can't all have Paris.

[folk intro]

[woman]
♪ You don't know much about love
Do you? ♪

♪ Baby's got a record
Of broken hearts ♪

♪ Better stop, baby
I can see the r♪d
[shouting]

♪ But it makes me
Want you more inste♪d

♪ Give me just a piece
Of your love ♪

[shouting]

♪ Baby, I am not ashamed ♪f

♪ Loving you and letting ♪o

♪ Tell my heart
Just so she kno♪s

♪ That if she breaks
Don't let it sh♪w

♪ So he won't know ♪

♪ He won't kn♪w

♪ No ♪

♪ Give me just a piece
Of your love ♪

♪ Baby, I am not ashamed ♪f

♪ Loving you and letting ♪o

♪ Tell my heart
Just so she kno♪s

♪ That if she breaks
Don't let it sh♪w

♪ So he won't know ♪

♪ All the things I want to say ♪

♪ No one else can make me feel ♪

♪ The way he does
When he looks at me ♪

♪ Never thought that
This was re♪l

♪ Never thought that he would
Really feel that way ♪

♪ And it looks to me ♪

♪ If she breaks
Don't let it sh♪w

♪ So he won't know ♪

Oh!

Wha--

Come on! Come on! Open!

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

Come on.

[chuckles]

Okay.

[humming]
[car honking]

Senna!

I'm having a little problem!

Oh! [chuckles]

Oh, my God.

Can you get your ass over here
quickly, please?

[laughs]

I somehow locked the trunk.

Would you please open the door

and just pull the thing on
the side of the steering wheel?

[laughing]

Oh!

Ohh.
[clicking]

You're not serious.
[laughing]

This is really bad.

All right, give me your phone.

Get your phone out of the bag
and give it to me.

We're supposed to meet them
in, like, 20 minutes.
I don't have a phone.

You don't have your phone?

[laughs]

Are you kidding me?
You know where my phone is?

It's right there!

Okay, what are we going to do?
We need to find a phone.

We need to find a phone! I--

Senna, stop!

I'm stark naked.
What am I gonna do?

♪ Oh, come on, Eileen
Please ♪

Everybody, know my part.

♪ Come on, Eileen ♪

♪ Too loo rye ay ♪

♪ Come on, Eileen ♪

♪ Too loo rye ay ♪

[singing off-key]

♪ Ohh ♪

Are my balls sticking out?

Define "sticking out."
Can you see them?

Depends on where
you're looking.

Nice.

[singing continues]

Hello.

How are ya?

[woman]
Oh, my goodness.

He's good.
It's karaoke night.

[singer shouting]

I almost got the note!
Love that song.

Hey, man, I, um,

locked my keys in my car
across the street.

Could I possibly
use your phone?

Sure, buddy.
Thanks, man,
I appreciate it.

I'll be back.

Hey, Ali, it's me.

♪ Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear what I mean ♪

♪ In that moment ♪

♪ You mean everything ♪

Can I leave my bag?
Yes, ma'am.

♪ Verge on dirty ♪

♪ Come on, Eileen ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

Backup!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

Everybody!
♪ Whoa ♪

Okay, do it again!

♪ Whoa, y♪u

There you are! I thought maybe
you took off with Eileen.

Well, the night is young.

[applause]
[woman] All right,
all right, all right.

Jody was supposed to be
up next,

but we have a birthday
in the house,

and our birthday girl
wants her special friend

to be allowed to come up here
and sing her a song.

-What do y'all say?
-[cheering]

All right, so let's give
a big hand to Adam!

Where's Adam?

To Adam, as he serenades
his birthday girl!

Come on up, Adam!

No! No,
that's not gonna happen!

Adam!
Adam! Adam! Adam!

I don't want to do it.
You don't want to hear me.

[chanting]
Adam! Adam! Adam!
[Adam] Hilarious!

Adam, we don't bite!
Come on!
You want me to do this?

Adam! Adam! Adam!
You bitch!

Adam!

[cheering]

Whoo-hoo!

[man] Dude, I hope you sing
better than you dress!

I don't. I'm worse.
[laughs]
You hear this guy?

All right!
Forgive my wardrobe.
It's a long story.

Take the stage!
Looking great.
You're looking great.

What do I do?
Oh, that was your cue!

♪ How you've been? ♪

Come on! Come on!

♪ Change your sty♪e

You do not want me to sing.

No, no, no, no,
you're doing great.
Please, I don't wanna do this.

Just keep singing.
Please! I swear to God
I don't do this.

♪ Seems you've lost-- ♪
I don't do this.

This is just not my thing.
Come on, join me!

Let's do it together.
You're all being nice
in a mean sort of way.

Let's do it. You're doing great.
Just follow along.

♪ So let's leave it alone ♪

I'm going to kick your ass!

Come on, finish it.
For your birthday girl.

Seriously.

[off-key]
♪ There's only you and me ♪

♪ We just disagree ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[light applause]
Yeah!

There's more
where that came from!

[laughing]

Whoo!

♪ I'm going away ♪

♪ Back to a place
That's far away ♪

♪ How about you?
Maybe Paris, hu♪?

♪ Have you got
A place to stay? ♪

♪ Why should I care? ♪

Look at me. I'm just trying to
get along, all right?

♪ We were friends ♪

[cheering]

♪ And now it's the end
Of our love song ♪

♪ So let's leave it alone ♪

♪ 'Cause we can't see
Eye to eye ♪

♪ There ain't no good guy ♪

♪ There ain't no bad guy ♪

♪ There's only you and me
And we just disagree ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, ohh ♪

Yeah!
You happy?

Well, happy birthday.

Adam?

Alison! Hey, guys.
Hi.

I, uh, locked my clothes
in the car.

Hey, Hoss.
From the gals down the end.

In appreciation of your
inspired vocal performance.

You sang?
You sang?

-You told me
you were tone deaf.
-Oh, he is.

Um, I brought you a spare key.
You can change in the car.

Thanks.
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

We can't let
a free pitcher of beer
go to waste.

And look, a table opened up.
Come on.

Thanks. I'll go change.

-I got you a little something.
-Oh!

I spent my junior year in Paris,
and I love the city.

They really know
how to live there.
You may never come back.

-What are you doing, Darla?
-We're gonna play a game.

It's called "Never Have I Ever."
It's really simple.

We go around in a circle,
and when it's your turn,

you say something
that you've never done,

like,
"I've never driven a Ferrari."

And if someone else
in the circle has,
they hand you a match.

And whoever has all the matches
at the end of the game
is the winner.

-What do we get if we win?
-You're not gonna win,
so I wouldn't worry.

She always wins.
All right, I'll start.

Um, I have never
been to Paris.

So I give you that.
Topical.

Yes. Thank you.

Steve, you go.

I have never been
to a nudie beach.

Oh, good one, Steve!

We went on this
corporate retreat in St. Barths.

-That was so awful!
-Darla instantly ripped
her clothes off.

[laughs]
That's not true!

We all just took pictures,
we were embarrassed for her.

Oh, my God!
You've seen everybody
at this table naked.

That's an accomplishment,
my friend.

Thank you
for sharing that, Darla.
You're welcome.

Wait. Steve?
You've seen Steve naked?

Steam after racquetball.

That's true.
We like to do that.

All right, it's your turn.

Oh, I have never, ever
locked my keys in my car.

Oh! You are a perfect person.

Well, I wouldn't say
perfect, but...

Yes, I would.
Oh!

[both laugh]

Adam?

Okay, I have never seen
Gone With the Wind.

None of you at this table have
seen Gone With the Wind?

I saw like half.
What's the matter
with you people?

Okay, your turn.

I have never had sex
with a woman.

Okay.

You're killing me.
[Alison] Darla!

You're the adventurous one.
Yeah, yeah,
let's all discuss it.

Okay.
No, that was a joke.
Thank you, Senna.

Okay, it's my turn.

I have never been to Vegas.

Oh, hmm.
[Senna] Yeah, well,
there goes mine.

[Steve] Anybody else?

Give him your match,
Mr. I'm Single,
I've Got a Ticket.

I didn't go.

I had a ticket once
for a trip to Vegas.

Never got on the plane.

They were going to elope.

She knows
we were engaged,
Darla.

I was engaged once too.
My high school quarterback.

Ooh, we all make mistakes.

-I think it's your turn.
-Mine? Oh.

Um...

I have never smoked pot.

Whoa!
Wow.

Strategical.

You know what? I should
probably give you two.

[laughs]

All right. Adam?

Okay.

I... have never intentionally
humiliated a friend

in front of a crowded
rowdy cowboys.

Oh, you loved
every minute of it.

We all did.

Give me my match.

Okay, um,
it's your turn.

I've never loved
any man but Adam...

and I don't think I ever will.

We may have seen
each other naked,
but that's the extent of it.

I think I've had enough
of this game.

[man]
♪ And it don't come easy ♪

I mean, I know
it's her birthday but...

she had no right.

That was completely
inappropriate.

[signal blinking]
What are you doing?

Adam.

I'm sorry.

Adam, what are you doing?

Where are you going? Adam!

I don't know whether to hug you
or punch you in the face.

Adam.

Where's Alison?

I left her
on the side of the road.

What?
In the car!

Don't worry,
she's not gonna die.

She might kill me.

Sorry about that?

"I've never loved
any other man,

and I don't think
I ever will"?

Isn't that
a little melodramatic?

I'm a little melodramatic.

So, you didn't mean it?

No, I meant it. Absolutely.

I'm in a relationship
with Alison.

She moved here
to be with me.

So?

I don't feel the same way
about her as I do about you.

So...

You'll meet somebody else.
Oh, would you stop it
already with that!

You want me
to admit I was wrong?
Okay, I was wrong!

I thought there'd be five
or three or at least one other,
but guess what?

I obviously don't feel
that way anymore because
here I am with you!

The problem is,
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do about that!

Marry me.

-You're not serious.
-Hey, I took a knee here.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Once again,
I don't have a ring.

I don't care.

Can I ask you something?

Anything.

What changed your mind
about there being only one?

You did, stupid.

[Senna]
I have wished for the same thing
since I was ten years old.

I just kind of

closed my eyes
and imagined--

I guess you'd call it...
a moment.

A moment where all of
my screwups and heartaches...

would just kind of fade
into the background

and who I was meant to be
would emerge.

I got my moment.

Olga! Where's Olga?

I don't know!

Help me find Olga,
or I will have a heart attack.

[Darla]
Olga? Where's Olga?

Come on!
I need to find Olga!

Come on, sweetie.

Gorgeous. Okay, smile.
Out there. Okay, go.

Senna, what are you doing?

I am sewing this button
back on that.
No, we're done!

You can't send them out there
without a coat.

Stay out there.
Do you need me to do something?

Babe, do whatever.

Do you want me to do something?
I'll go out.

Oh, you are so cute.
Hat! Get a hat!

Here. Here's the red hat.
Do you need this hat?

No, the gray hat.
The gray hat.

Here's another hat.
Is she ready?

Go, go, go.

Okay.
Smile. Smile, smile.

Whoo! Good girl.
God, I love this.

No, no, not me, Tom!

Me.
Oh, yes, you.

Coat, coat, coat.
Coat, coat, coat.

Hurry up.
Fast, fast, fast, go!

[shushing]
You look beautiful, honey.

Hold on. Teeth check.
Wait.

Yeah, don't be nervous, okay?
Everybody out there loves you.

I wouldn't have invited them
if they didn't.

[applause]

They're clapping.

They love it.
They love you.

Okay.

Okay.
[sighs]

All right. No, wait, wait.
Wait for it.

Okay.

[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

Ms. Senna Berges-Price.

[applause]
Yay!

Whoo!
Whoo!

[folk intro]

♪ Yesterday was a day
I could do without ♪

♪ I sat around wondering
If I'd ever figure out ♪

♪ Why the winds of the world
Never blow my w♪y

♪ I just need a breeze
In my sails ♪

♪ Feels like I'm drifting
Out at sea ♪

♪ But I hear you sayi♪g

♪ Sooner or later
It all falls into place ♪

♪ And all of the pieces
Once mixed ♪p

♪ Somehow rearran♪e

♪ Someday you will see
More clearly ♪

♪ The truth that's been there
All alo♪g

♪ That sooner or later
It all falls into place ♪

♪ I look inside and try to find
Ways to tell myself ♪

♪ Turn around, slow it down
Breathe in ♪

♪ Think of something else ♪

♪ That may work
But it won't work every day ♪

♪ Still wishing for wind
In my sails ♪

♪ I know that the season's
Bound to change ♪

♪ 'Cause I hear you saying ♪

♪ Sooner or later
It all falls into place ♪

♪ And all of the pieces
Once mixed ♪p

♪ Somehow rearran♪e

♪ Someday you will see
More clearly ♪

♪ The truth that's been there
All alo♪g

♪ That sooner or later
It all falls into place ♪

♪ At least
I loved you all ♪

♪ And all that you're left with
Is hopi♪g

♪ Hoping is all that you need ♪

[vocalizing]

[vocalizing continues]

♪ I'm caught by surprise
At all I fe♪l

♪ I change in the season ♪

♪ Suddenly everything
All falls into place ♪

♪ And all of the pieces
Once mixed ♪p

♪ Are now rearranged ♪

♪ Somehow I'm seeing
More clearly ♪

♪ The truth that I've known
All alo♪g

♪ And suddenly everything
All falls into place ♪

♪ Into place ♪

[fades]