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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,292 --> 00:00:02,707 - [James] There's somebody walking here. 2 00:00:02,708 --> 00:00:03,666 Is that, is that the same- 3 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:05,082 - Nah, I think you're just hearing things. 4 00:00:05,083 --> 00:00:06,832 - [James] No, no, listen. 5 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,291 (floorboard creaking) 6 00:00:08,292 --> 00:00:09,332 Yeah, somebody's walking around. 7 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,207 - [Lisa] Oh yeah, I'm hearing something. 8 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:11,166 - What? (sighs) 9 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:11,999 - Wait, wait- 10 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,999 - Right, listen, listen to me. 11 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,416 Here's, let's not take any chance. 12 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:15,457 - [James] You want me 13 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:16,291 to turn off the light? - It's really scary down here. 14 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:17,124 - Go turn the light off. 15 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:18,332 - [James] Okay, okay. 16 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,416 (Tom shushing) 17 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:22,332 - [Tom] This is like- 18 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,917 - Okay, I'll turn the light off. 19 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:28,749 (footsteps approaching) 20 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:29,582 Hello? 21 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,666 - [Lisa] We are not afraid of you. 22 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:34,374 - Oh, say something, asshole! - Alright, lets go. 23 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,249 - Here I am, fucking assholes. 24 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,082 - Whoa! Whoa. 25 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:39,166 - [Levi] Dude, they were just coming down the stairs, man. 26 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:41,749 Like, seriously. - What are you doing here? 27 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,749 - Um. 28 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,666 - We're hunting ghosts. 29 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,416 - Just hunting ghosts. 30 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:47,166 - [James] Are you paranormal investigators? 31 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:48,082 - Why were you- - Yes, yes! 32 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:49,957 - [James] Wait, do you guys actually have a show 33 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,166 or is it for YouTube? 34 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:52,291 - Yes, yes, yes, YouTube. - Yes, we have 35 00:00:52,292 --> 00:00:53,541 to look like this- - "Dead Shall Dead Remain". 36 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:54,749 - I don't wanna look like this 37 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,582 all the time. - "Dead Shall Dead Remain"? 38 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:58,124 - Yes, yes, yes. - Are you familiar with this? 39 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,291 - [James] With this? 40 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,082 - Para, with whatever they're doing? 41 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,791 - I don't know who they are- - Paranormal investigators. 42 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:03,624 - [James] But I know about- 43 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:04,457 - They're paranormal investigators. 44 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:05,499 - [James] I know about the process, 45 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,374 they try to get voices, right? 46 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:07,666 You guys listen for- 47 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,582 - Voices, energy. - Oh, EBP, yeah. 48 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:10,499 - We have it recorded 49 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,082 if you wanted to put it into your show. 50 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:13,624 - Well, you know what? You know, it's awesome. 51 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,416 Well, we're not, it's not horror, 52 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:16,874 we're not shooting a horror thing. 53 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:19,249 - Yeah, what are you doing in the basement with a gun? 54 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,374 - That's- - Yeah, that's our question. 55 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,207 - [Investigator] You're not living 56 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,041 at this address? - We're rehearsing. 57 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:23,874 We're rehearsing. 58 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,457 - Oh, they're rehearsing. - But I'll tell you what. 59 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:28,332 - For sure. For sure. - You came to the right place 60 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,207 because this place is haunted. 61 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:33,250 Like in '96, I believe, there was a mafia hit. 62 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,874 Where they stabbed a guy down here. 63 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,624 - Uh-huh? - He got away, 64 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,582 they tackled him, they brought him back down here, 65 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,916 chopped him into little pieces 66 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:43,082 right where you're standing. 67 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:44,666 - Wow! - Right exactly 68 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:45,957 where you're standing. 69 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:46,957 And they were- - Oh God. 70 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,291 - [Tom] He was thrown in the incinerator 71 00:01:49,292 --> 00:01:51,666 and they never found him again. 72 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:52,582 - (gasps) Is it- 73 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:53,874 (light bulb shattering) (all yelping) 74 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,208 - [Tom] Oh, God. 75 00:01:57,292 --> 00:01:58,666 - So what do we got, what do we got here? 76 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,582 What do we got going? What's on the menu? 77 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:04,207 - So, this is another learning lesson today, 78 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,457 - [James] He looks familiar, right? 79 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,374 - You probably- - Did we see that happen? 80 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:07,541 - I think so. - Yeah? 81 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:09,832 - [Tom] What I'm doing is I'm just taking these out, look. 82 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,624 - Oh. Okay. - Taking a little. 83 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,249 - [James] Doing a little dentistry. 84 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,624 - [Tom] A little dentistry. 85 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,166 - [James] Well, why are you taking the teeth out? 86 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:19,249 - Because what happens is when they usually go, 87 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,499 when they find a body. - Yeah? 88 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,291 - [Tom] Obviously this is gonna decay. 89 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:23,542 - Oh. Right. 90 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,041 - And look at that. 91 00:02:27,042 --> 00:02:28,791 - Yeah, I mean- - Looks like Muhammad Ali now. 92 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:31,374 - [James] Yeah, I mean, I've seen worse. 93 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,582 I mean, I guess that guy's as dead as- 94 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:34,791 - You wanna try it? - He's not coming, 95 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,624 you want me to? 96 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:36,624 I would love to. - James, James, James, 97 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:37,457 we can't get involved. 98 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:38,457 - [James] Oh, it would be unethical 99 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,624 if I actually got involved. 100 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,916 - Really? At this point? - This isn't fun and games. 101 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,832 - [James] I am kind of tempted. 102 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:44,957 I mean, like, you know, like, hey, 103 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:45,999 Werner, what would Werner do? 104 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,707 Werner I think would actually, maybe even give it a shot. 105 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,291 - [Lisa] He would talk about the misery of the teeth. 106 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:51,374 - [James] The darkness of the soul and, yeah. 107 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,749 Perhaps I will try, I think perhaps we should destroy this- 108 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,916 - You could be involved, well, regardless, watch. 109 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,416 Just watch, watch. 110 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:57,457 - Oh. - Ready? 111 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,124 - [James] He's okay, he's not gonna feel that, right? 112 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,916 He's dead, because like, sometimes your guys come- 113 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,416 - [Tom] Look, he's doing a good job. 114 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:03,874 Just, you got it? 115 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:05,499 - Oh, fuck. That's hard. - It's alright, you know, 116 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,791 it took me a while to master that. 117 00:03:07,792 --> 00:03:10,416 - Oh, shit! - James we're crossing a line. 118 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:11,874 - [Tom] No, he's crossing some teeth. 119 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,082 - Yeah, but it's still like- - Oh my God. 120 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:16,082 - Now I'm committed. - Oh my God! Oh my God! 121 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,291 - Okay, it's coming. - You know, the gum 122 00:03:17,292 --> 00:03:18,749 is holding it in. 123 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,291 - Oh, shit. - He's got strong gums, 124 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:21,124 this guy. 125 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,541 Just- - Oh, okay. Alright. 126 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:23,457 - [Tom] Just put it here. 127 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,207 - Look at that. - So, so, so. 128 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,624 - Look at that. - Now you can say you did it. 129 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:27,957 - I did that. - You did it once. 130 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,124 - [Lisa] Here, hold it up again. 131 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:29,957 - [James] I did that. 132 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:33,707 - [Lisa] If I have to deal with you breaking protocol- 133 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:34,707 - What? It's- - Let me just get 134 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:35,541 a good shot of it. 135 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:37,541 - Also, you know, part of this is exploration 136 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,749 and self-aware, self discovery, 137 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,416 and I feel like I've discovered something about myself. 138 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:46,417 - [Tom] So when you- (steady dramatic music) 139 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,707 ? Down the road where nobody goes ? 140 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:57,082 ? There is a story only two people know ? 141 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:01,374 ? Well, one lies dead while the other lives free ? 142 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,291 ? I'll tell it, dear, if you'll listen to me ? 143 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:09,291 ? Well, one summer day, the weather was nice ? 144 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:13,166 ? Two young lovers, a groom and a bride ? 145 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:17,166 ? That night, they share the same bed ? 146 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:21,374 ? Didn't know that they would end up dead ? 147 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,416 - Well, again, since, you know, I'm producing this film. 148 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,541 - Right. - Right, and you know, 149 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:28,332 it's going really well. 150 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,291 And I'm getting, you know, Eric. 151 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:34,458 Yeah, Eric Roberts, who's a big name, to direct. 152 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,374 Everybody kind of knows me now. 153 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,499 It's funny 'cause everybody last year 154 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,582 knew me as the Insurance Adjuster. 155 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:43,916 Everybody's starting to know me as Tom the Producer. 156 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,249 - [James] Oh, you're kinda like a big shot. 157 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,874 - Ah, well, yeah, so so. 158 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,041 What I wanna do is, you know, 159 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:48,999 I wanna play the role. 160 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,332 - [James] How the hell did you get Eric Roberts? 161 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,416 That's weird. 162 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,541 - You know what, all these Hollywood types, 163 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:54,999 you know, they hear you have money. 164 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,667 They hear you're ready to invest. 165 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:58,791 You know. 166 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,249 - [James] It's a tough racket. 167 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,082 - I know. 168 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,374 I know, but like I said, 169 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,541 I think because of my pedigree, 170 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:07,166 I don't think anybody's gonna mess with me. 171 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,832 - [James] Yeah, but do they know that? 172 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,792 - No, they just know me as a producer. 173 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:14,624 - Yeah. Okay, so what are we doing here? 174 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:17,541 You're folding your laundry? 175 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,332 Is that what's going on here? 176 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,582 - Is this, this is the real question? 177 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:23,041 - [James] Yeah. 178 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:25,207 - Yeah. I'm baking a cake. 179 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,499 - Right. - Of course, of course. 180 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,957 - I don't know, we've never gotten this intimate 181 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:29,207 on our last shoots. - Yeah, I mean, 182 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,791 why are we getting me folding laundry, 183 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:32,874 is there any reason why we're getting me folding laundry? 184 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,582 - I just wanna round you out. 185 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,541 - You know, day in the life. - You wanna round me out? 186 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,999 - We're functionally trying to, you know, 187 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,457 just gonna get a sense of your mood. 188 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,666 What you're doing at home, how you're feeling. 189 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,374 - Right. - You know, because again, 190 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:48,082 we got criticized by not really capturing 191 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,249 the full picture or something. 192 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,916 - I'm not gonna lie, I'm stunned. 193 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:54,083 I thought by now I was gonna be like, 194 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,291 the biggest sensation. 195 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:59,082 - Well, Japan, they love you. I told you. 196 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,624 - Yeah. But again, you know. 197 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:03,082 - That's good. - Unless I go for sushi, 198 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:04,707 who knows that I exist? 199 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:05,999 You know, we all know, you know. 200 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,332 - Yeah, no- - Really, I mean, 201 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,707 first of all, I should be iconic 202 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:10,124 from this fucking last documentary. 203 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,041 - Yeah, you should be a star. - Right? I should be iconic. 204 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,541 - I totally agree, yeah. - Right? 205 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:17,916 I should be like on, on a level, you know, 206 00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:19,541 the guy who won "Big Brother". 207 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:20,874 - Right on. - Right? 208 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,291 - [James] Yes, definitely. Yeah, like that guy. 209 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:24,124 - Right, I mean, at least the guy who won "Big Brother". 210 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,249 - [James] Yeah. 211 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,832 - I should be more known than those guys 212 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,166 that were in "Naked and Afraid". 213 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,291 - [James] Or Snooki even? 214 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:30,916 - Snooki. Right, I mean- 215 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,332 - Maybe that's a little big, but something like that. 216 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:34,707 - Yeah, I mean, I should be like, 217 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:38,583 I should be an iconic guy, I mean. 218 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,416 - [Lisa] Like Staten Island Shore. 219 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:42,291 - Right, but the thing is, 220 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:44,374 if people wanna see a hitman. 221 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:46,124 - Yeah. Well, if people- - I'm the guy. 222 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,874 - Yeah, exactly. - And that's not, 223 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,916 that wasn't the case, 224 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:50,957 I really thought this was gonna be. 225 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:52,749 And, you know- - It still could be, 226 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:53,957 I mean, we're working on it. 227 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,791 - Well, listen, that's why I'm taking another stab, bro. 228 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,416 That's why I'm now doing the whole producer thing. 229 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:00,582 - Yeah, yeah. - And- 230 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:01,582 - That's the thing though, right? You're into that. 231 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:03,999 - 'Cause now I'm controlling my own destiny. 232 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,624 And listen, I got some things I wanna share with you, 233 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,457 I can't wait to show you. 234 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,457 - What? - Tell you my biggest, 235 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,999 well, A, I'm gonna show you the footage. 236 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,832 - Right, yeah. 237 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,416 - The trailer? - Yeah? 238 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:18,124 - On the level of "Star Wars". 239 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,541 - Oh. - Oh. 240 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:20,457 - "Goodfellas". 241 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:21,666 - Really? 242 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,457 - "Casino". - Right! Shit. 243 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,707 - Think of the biggest gangster films ever. 244 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:26,541 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,249 - And then think of the biggest vampire movies. 246 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,999 - So "Interview with the Vampire" meets "Goodfellas". 247 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,207 - It's "Interview with the Vampire" meets "Goodfellas". 248 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,916 It's- - Nice. Nice. 249 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:34,916 - What's that movie with Kate Beckinsale? 250 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:36,707 - "Twilight". Oh. 251 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,124 - "Twilight"? - With the wolves and the- 252 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:38,957 - "Twilight". 253 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:43,249 - No, no, no, no. It's with the wolves against the... 254 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,166 - "Twilight". 255 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,541 - No, it's not "Twilight". - "Twilight". 256 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:46,374 - [Tom] No. 257 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,332 - Yes, with wolves and vampires! 258 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,166 - No, no, no, no, but this is a different one. 259 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,457 - "True Blood"? - With the Lycans? 260 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,291 - Oh, "Underworld". 261 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:55,707 - "Underworld". This is "Underworld" meets "Godfather". 262 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:56,666 I mean, it's that- 263 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:57,999 - It's kind of "Underworld" meets "Underworld", really, 264 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,874 actually 'cause they're gangster movies. 265 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,499 - That's a very good, yeah, you know what? 266 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,957 I might even use that. - Yeah. 267 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,457 - It's "Underworld" meets "Underworld". 268 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,541 - Yeah, sure. Yeah. - Right? 269 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:05,624 - That's pretty funny. - Who's the king 270 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:06,457 of the underworld? 271 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,083 - Yeah, exactly. There you go. 272 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:12,374 - Interior, underground, crypt, night. 273 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,291 A dimly lit eerie underground crypt 274 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:18,249 serves as a secret base for a coven of mafia vampires. 275 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:21,541 That's our presentation, okay? 276 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,082 - Yeah. - Let's scare the hell 277 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,707 out of everybody, okay? 278 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:26,791 Now, really feel these roles. - Alright. 279 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,707 - Feel this living death you are. 280 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,457 And give it to me, okay, Vittorio. 281 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,708 Vittorio, you begin. 282 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:39,582 - Tonight, my brethren, we continue to reign 283 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:43,458 in both the worlds of the crime and the supernatural. 284 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,457 Hold on, man, I'm getting a text from my wife. 285 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:48,791 - [Actor] You should have that off. 286 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,124 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 287 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,666 Hold on, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry guys. 288 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,332 - This is everyone's time! - Alright, alright. 289 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,166 - Hey, guys. - Can we go back? 290 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,291 Can we just go back? - Guys, wait a minute. 291 00:08:56,292 --> 00:08:57,124 - [Actor] I just had to tell her 292 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:58,999 I'm in the middle of a read, my bad. 293 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,167 - I have an idea. 294 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,749 Catch, boss! 295 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,541 - No, no! (group laughing) 296 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:05,749 - [Eric] Thank you, thank you. 297 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,582 - I know a woman can do that. - You would shut off her phone 298 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,332 for dialogue, and here we go. 299 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,624 - [Victoria] Yes. 300 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:11,624 - You tell me when. 301 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,457 - Action. 302 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,832 - [Levi] So, so, yeah. 303 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,332 - So anyway- - It's a legitimate film shoot 304 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,249 you got going on. 305 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,291 - It's a legitimate film shoot. 306 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:19,999 I got Eric to direct. 307 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,916 - [James] Hi, this is, what do you do? 308 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,332 - This is, this is- - I'm Sage. 309 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,999 - Sage, right? - I'm Eric's assistant, yeah. 310 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,041 - It's Eric's assistant. 311 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:29,207 - Oh, okay. - I'm Eric's assistant. 312 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,499 - She doesn't- - Sorry to just intervene. 313 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:35,082 Just one quick thing, is Mr. Roberts' mic okay? 314 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,291 Have you checked it lately? 315 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:37,707 - Have you asked him? 316 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,624 Because I can't go down for this again. 317 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:40,749 - Is this the sound person? 318 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,041 - This is her. - Because I'm doing sound 319 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:42,874 on this show. - No, that's- 320 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,624 - No, no, I'm IT, I'm just checking batteries. 321 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,541 Batteries. You got your mic but I need to ask her- 322 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,291 - He really was upset with me last time 323 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:50,874 so I really can't have that happen. 324 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:52,041 - [Tom] You guys know 325 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,332 what an IT is? - I don't talk to him. 326 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,541 - Yeah, IT. - Yeah, we know what an IT is, 327 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:55,499 thank you very much. - Tech, yeah, 328 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,332 we know the whole thing. - I'm on it. 329 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,041 - [James] She's got the dries and everything 330 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,791 for all your dailies. - Yes. She's very important. 331 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:00,624 - [James] Yeah, yeah. 332 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,541 - We continue to reign in both the world- 333 00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:04,457 - Okay, it's all one phrase, tonight, my brethren. 334 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,999 Go easy on yourself, go through, go through. 335 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,916 Don't chop everything up into little pieces. 336 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,082 - Okay. - Okay? And action. 337 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,332 - [Tom] Excuse me, wait, I'm sorry. 338 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,874 - Yeah, I'm listening. - I'm sorry to interject. 339 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,499 It sounds to me, and I'm not part this world. 340 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,582 - I'm listening I'm listening. - That he's just kind of, 341 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,666 reading with no feeling. 342 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,416 He's just kind of saying the words. 343 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,124 - Feeling. Feel it, feel it. - I can always feel it. 344 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:24,957 - The boss wants you 345 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,791 to feel it. - It's inspired 346 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,874 by a mafia thing. - Feel it, feel it, feel it. 347 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,082 - It's called "Cryptid Shadows". 348 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,124 - Oh, big names. - Oh, okay. 349 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,541 - And you guys actually knew the name before I did. 350 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,457 - [James] Oh, wait, you have hats? 351 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,582 - I got you guys hats. 352 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:33,541 - Oh my God! - Oh my God, 353 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,916 I'm so wearing that. - What? Oh my God. 354 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,707 - So I would love you to guys to wear this thing. 355 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,957 - I'm 100% wearing your hat. - While you're on set. 356 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,499 - Absolutely, no problem. - You know what I mean? 357 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,207 Take one. - I'm so, 358 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,874 I'm legitimately happy right now. 359 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:44,707 - These are for you guys. 360 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,749 - [Lisa] Oh my God, thank you so much. 361 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,332 - [James] So you're actually like, 362 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,541 you're using the money that you make 363 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:51,124 as an insurance adjuster? 364 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,458 - As an insurance adjuster. 365 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,957 - [James] To finance a movie? 366 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:55,999 - To finance a movie. 367 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,457 Which I think we're gonna make millions of dollars. 368 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,291 - [James] I guess, an interesting way to, 369 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,332 you know, the money. 370 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:04,374 - Okay. Who's my Isabella? 371 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,707 - I can do it. - You're Isabella. 372 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,124 Okay. Whenever you're ready, Isabella, take it. 373 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,582 - Should I do an Italian accent? 374 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:14,624 - You should do the accent that God gave you. 375 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,082 Here we go, our control. 376 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:20,457 - Our control over the city's crime syndicates 377 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,667 is unmatched, Victoria. 378 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,624 Is it Victoria or Vittorio? 379 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,625 - Vittorio, go ahead. - Vittorio. 380 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,582 - With our vampiric abilities, 381 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:34,124 we have an edge no other gang can revive. 382 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,583 - It's vampiric, but okay. 383 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,666 Hold the page. 384 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,624 You read. - Mhmm? 385 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,374 - Isabella. - Sure. 386 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,957 - Okay. Give her her cue. 387 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,666 - Okay. - We are vampires. 388 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:48,708 - [Actor] We are. 389 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,124 I lost my place. - We are the vampires. 390 00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,999 - We are the mafia vampires. 391 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,041 Is that good? 392 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:55,874 - Yes. - Alright. 393 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,916 - Our control over the city's crime syndicates 394 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,374 is unmatched, Vittorio. 395 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,874 With our vampiric abilities, 396 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,082 we have an edge no other gang can rival. 397 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,916 - Very nice, thank you. - I gotta say, I gotta say, 398 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,916 this is probably one of the best things I've ever heard. 399 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,582 - Yeah, that was good. - I'm so proud of this. 400 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:10,666 - [Eric] I agree. 401 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,207 - [Tom] It's great, you did such a great job with this. 402 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,207 - [Actor] Yeah, I agree. 403 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,749 - I can cast my ass off. 404 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:15,957 You know that, I know, I know. 405 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:16,874 - You can do it. - Good work. 406 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,582 Good work, thank you. - That was nice. 407 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,207 - [James] And you're letting them use this house. 408 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,374 I mean, are you sure that like, 409 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,332 I mean, they don't know. 410 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,957 - Well, I think it's ironic, right? 411 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,666 Where I made most of my money 412 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,249 and where I've done a lot of, you know, 413 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,416 shit that's probably worse than vampires do. 414 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,624 - Yeah, yeah. - In the basement? 415 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,832 - Yeah. - That we're right, 416 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,124 standing above right now. - You could use those 417 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,707 for effects and no one would know. 418 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:39,374 - We're literally standing- - Yeah. 419 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,999 - On top of where I do most of my work. 420 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,374 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wow. 421 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,457 - When you think about it. - All your adjusting. 422 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,499 - Ironically enough. 423 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,999 - Back to murder house. - Yeah. 424 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,916 - Tonight, my brethren, 425 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:52,166 we continue to reign in both the worlds of crime 426 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,791 and the supernatural. 427 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:54,749 - Nice, nice. 428 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,625 - Our power knows no bounds. 429 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,541 We are the mafia vampires. 430 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:01,791 - Nice! 431 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,957 I'd say so. I'd say so. - Better? Was that better? 432 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,499 - I'd say so. - Was that better? 433 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,624 - Free Palestine. - I mean, the thing 434 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,707 that's not real to me is the Botox and the hair. 435 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,166 That doesn't play as a real hit man. 436 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,749 - It's like, he went so Hollywood. 437 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,667 - He went so Hollywood, I don't know what to do with that. 438 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,958 - As the documentarians, 439 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:30,166 we rubbed off on him so now he thinks he's a, 440 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,332 that's the problem with, I keep saying ethical, 441 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,124 the not getting involved and we're trying to stay away. 442 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:35,957 - Not affecting him. 443 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:36,791 - We ended up affecting him 444 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,832 because now he's a Hollywood guy. 445 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,249 Like, he's all, look at him. 446 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,166 His hair is frosted, he's got Botox. 447 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,124 - We've let Schrodinger's hit man out of the box. 448 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,374 - Exactly. - So like. 449 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,749 - Yeah. - Yeah! (laughs) 450 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,416 - Yeah, we observed and we changed him. 451 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,250 - Exactly. 452 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,707 - [James] I mean, I was trying to explain to you before. 453 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,999 - [Tom] Yeah, I still don't know now, 454 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,166 I'm supposedly, apparently I'm big in Japan right now, guys. 455 00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:58,999 - [James] That's right. 456 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,166 - Am I bigger to Godzilla right now? 457 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,457 - You're big. 458 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,707 We sold it and yes, that's right. 459 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,916 You have a following in Japan, yeah, absolutely. 460 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:05,749 - Yeah? - Yeah. 461 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,082 - [Trainer] Give me four more, Tom. 462 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,667 Come on, Tom. Good. 463 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,499 - And, you know, I gotta look the role, and- 464 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,874 - [James] Wait. 465 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,582 Is that Stacey? 466 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,417 - Wait, what? - I think that's Stacey. 467 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,999 - It is Stacey. 468 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,917 - [James] Dude, hello. Hi. 469 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:23,874 - [Tom] Fucking pain in the ass. 470 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,082 - [James] We're like friends, right? We broke bread. 471 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,042 - Stacey. Stacey! 472 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,082 Did she, did she say anything? 473 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,416 - No, she left something. 474 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,791 - She just walked in and just left this? 475 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,624 - Yeah. 476 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,457 - Mind if I take this? 477 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,375 - Yeah, of course. 478 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,791 (Tom sighing) 479 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:44,624 - [James] What's it say? 480 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,499 - Very top secret message here. 481 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,957 - [James] Really? 482 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,916 - "I need my shoes." 483 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,082 - [James] I feel the love! 484 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,207 - Is this fucking crazy? 485 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,041 - It's great. 486 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,541 I mean, I don't know what happened to her, right? 487 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,416 Like she disappeared that time. 488 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,416 - I haven't seen her before or since 489 00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,166 but she comes back, she asks me for shoes. 490 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,250 - That's like, because it's, your career. 491 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,416 - It's a fucking pair of shoes! Buy another pair! 492 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,166 You have more than enough money, right? 493 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,000 - [James] Yeah. 494 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,417 - That's what I needed, fuck up my workout? 495 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,416 "I need my shoes." 496 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,707 I need a fucking hole in the head is what I need. 497 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,791 - Where did she go? - Guy comes in. 498 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,083 - Yeah, yeah, just ignore it, man. Blow it off. 499 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,166 - And I'm dating somebody new, you know. 500 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,791 - Oh really? - Yes. 501 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,624 Somebody really, yo. 502 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:33,791 - [James] Oh, I can't wait to meet her. 503 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:34,666 That would be awesome. 504 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,082 - Yeah, I don't want to even get into it 505 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:37,916 about her right now 506 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,999 'cause I just wanna surprise you. 507 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,416 I don't want you to even see, 508 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,666 I'm not even gonna get into who I'm dating right now 509 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,541 'cause I think you guys will be really impressed. 510 00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:46,374 - [James] Really? 511 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,124 - She's awesome. She's full of energy. 512 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,749 - [James] So let me ask you, does it bother you 513 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:54,707 that your new boss, Victoria, whatever, boss, 514 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,958 whatever she said she is, 515 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,082 does it bother you that she can control you 516 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,458 where you're not allowed to even talk to Stacey? 517 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,457 - I'm a little taken back 518 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:09,249 because she really went way up into power 519 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,375 because of what I did. 520 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,082 You know, by killing Inessa. 521 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:12,916 - [James] Sure, yeah, you cleared up. 522 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,457 - So I kind of cleared everything out. 523 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,291 - [James] Yeah. 524 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:18,374 - So her main competition was wiped out by me. 525 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,874 Not by any of her henchmen 526 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:23,291 or by any of her close, you know. 527 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,291 Me. - Yeah. 528 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:26,707 - So you'd think I would get a little more respect 529 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,791 and then you're gonna take your daughter away from me. 530 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:29,791 - Yeah. 531 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,624 - It is what it is. 532 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,166 Everything's been for a reason. 533 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,332 But I think my new girlfriend, 534 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,957 she brings a side of me out and stuff 535 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,833 that I never was, I didn't know existed. 536 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,041 - [Carlo] Oh, Jimbo, it's Carlo. 537 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,666 Give me a call back, I wanna talk to you 538 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,291 about that documentary that you're doing 539 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:52,416 with that bozo Tom over there. 540 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:53,457 I think it'd be way better 541 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,541 if you put me as the main subject. 542 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,999 Anyway, give me a call back, 543 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,207 kiss your sister for me, 544 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,708 brush your hair and take care. 545 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,916 - [James] I'm sure there'll be another opportunity. 546 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:04,957 But I just wanna say that. 547 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,666 - Oh. - It's that guy from, 548 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:07,499 it's Carlo. 549 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500 - Hey, how you doing? 550 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,291 - [James] Hey. 551 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:11,457 - Tommy. What's up? 552 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,291 Got the stuff? 553 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,707 - Yeah, I do. 554 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,166 Lemme see. 555 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,999 You gotta do me a favor. 556 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,749 You gotta speak to Victoria. 557 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,957 This ain't my thing. 558 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,041 I'm not a drug guy. 559 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,874 - I don't do favors for people like you, 560 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,957 Lance Bass looking ass. 561 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,166 You take any of these fucking drugs? 562 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,541 Really? (scoffs) 563 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:31,374 I wouldn't be surprised. 564 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,041 - He didn't take drugs. - Jimbo. 565 00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:35,041 - Hey Carlo. Mr. Carlo, is that right, Carlo? 566 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:35,874 - Yeah, how you doing, sir? 567 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,791 - Really nice to see you again. 568 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,582 - Nice to see you too. - Genuinely nice to see you. 569 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,124 - Sweetheart, how you doing? 570 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,332 - Huh? - That's my sister. 571 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,833 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 572 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,374 - [James] His wife. 573 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,291 - Your wife? 574 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,416 - Yeah. - Yeah. 575 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,249 - Yeah. We're married. - Same thing. 576 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,374 - [Levi] We're in love. 577 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,416 - Yeah, we're in love. - Appreciate it. 578 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,499 I was telling you about it 579 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,999 the last time I gave you a call, 580 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,041 I don't know if you got it. 581 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:54,874 - [James] What's that? 582 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,249 - This documentary shouldn't be about this bozo over here. 583 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,082 Okay? - Why is that? 584 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,249 - This is a freelance button man. 585 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,082 I'm the real gangster. 586 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,791 - [James] I don't, none of that means anything to me. 587 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:03,832 I don't know what you're fucking talking about. 588 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,666 What does that mean? 589 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,666 - I outrank this man. 590 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,874 - Outrank? - He works for me. 591 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,582 He don't work for anybody- - I thought he worked 592 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,166 for Victoria and also he's kind of freelancing. 593 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,707 So, I don't know, I mean, I've been around him for a while. 594 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,332 - Lemme tell you something, lemme tell you something. 595 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,166 - [James] Yeah? 596 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,666 - Gangsters don't look like this. 597 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,499 Bleach their hair, Botox. 598 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,416 Look, his face doesn't even fucking move when he's mad. 599 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:25,249 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 600 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,582 Tell them. 601 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,999 - What? - Tell them, Tommy. 602 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,707 - I'm Lance Bass. 603 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,167 - Thank you. - Jesus Christ. 604 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,082 - Thank you. - Wow. Geez. 605 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,416 - Matter of fact, Tommy, 606 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,333 you're gonna carry this to the car me. 607 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,249 - [James] Oh, fucking... 608 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,166 - Pleasure's all mine. - Kind of an asshole. 609 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,666 - Sweetheart. 610 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,166 Me and you. Dinner tomorrow night. 611 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,500 Come on, some vino, some prosciut'. 612 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,874 - [Lisa] Dream on, toddler, I'm married. 613 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,457 - Oh, married. 614 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,041 Who cares about marriage? Really? 615 00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:59,166 Do you care? I don't care. 616 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,332 I don't care. 617 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,832 He can't answer you anyway, who knows? 618 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,791 This man likes men. (laughs) 619 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:04,791 - [Lisa] And listen, you know what? 620 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,874 You're not even half the man that Tom is. 621 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,499 - I'm a whole man, this guy's a bozo, a clown. 622 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,082 - [Lisa] He is not, cut your shit. 623 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,291 - Look at this, come here. - Fronting. 624 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,249 - Bring the camera closer, look. 625 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,166 - You're fronting. - Look at this. 626 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,332 My clothes cost more than everything on this man's body. 627 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,499 - [Lisa] You got that on a blanket in Chinatown. 628 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,791 - If the blanket's $5,000, honey, you're right. 629 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:23,957 - You're super- - Tommy, 630 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,457 bring it to the car for me. 631 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,832 - Jesus Christ. - I'll be back, guys. 632 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,957 - [James] He thinks he's fucking 633 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,374 "Goodfellas" over here. - I'll be back. 634 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,416 - [Lisa] Yeah I know! (laughs) 635 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,249 You're gonna come after us? 636 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,082 - Giving Tom shit, like, whatever, alright. 637 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,124 Carlo, it's good to meet you. 638 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,249 Tell you what, I'm gonna fucking buy you an Adidas thing 639 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,082 because you know what? 640 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,749 I also can afford a fucking Adidas fucking knockoff. 641 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,957 - I sent you a package, 642 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,291 I'll see you at your house tomorrow. 643 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:45,124 - Alright, brother. 644 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,082 Oh, my house? Oh, he knows my address, great. 645 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,124 - [Lisa] Fuck! 646 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,832 - Brush your hair, Hippy Jesus. 647 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:51,749 - [James] Okay, I will. 648 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,082 ? Do you ever feel alone in a crowded room ? 649 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,874 ? Alcohol on my breath, better put on a little perfume ? 650 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,957 ? I'm out looking for a man who makes me feel ? 651 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,624 ? Like you used to a long time ago ? 652 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,541 ? But you're out in the street instead of home next to me ? 653 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,542 ? Planting seeds where nothing will grow ? 654 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,707 ? So pick your poison, why don't you drink it down ? 655 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:22,791 ? Don't you feel better now, able to face the crowd ? 656 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:26,916 ? Pick your poison, come on, give into sin ? 657 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,457 ? If you just sniff one more line ? 658 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:33,458 ? Then you'll feel home again, take me home ? 659 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,082 ? Walk of shame, four A.M., oh man it's cold ? 660 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:46,082 ? Knees are weak, I need a drink, this is getting old ? 661 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,124 ? I used to hold your hand ? 662 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,041 ? But now I hold this bottle so close to my heart ? 663 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,957 ? Use all these strange men just to feel whole again ? 664 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:56,958 ? But you said that we'd never part ? 665 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:05,166 ? So pick your poison, why don't you come on down ? 666 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:09,207 ? To the local bar in town, just to see who's around ? 667 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:13,166 ? Pick your poison, misery loves company ? 668 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:18,167 ? But the drugs just ain't as fun as they used to be ? 669 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,707 ? We're out here getting high 'cause we feel so low ? 670 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:34,124 ? I need a little powder for my nose ? 671 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,999 ? I've been empty for years, just trying to fill ? 672 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,916 ? The void where we both used to live ? 673 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,791 ? And I drink every night just to try to forget ? 674 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:44,792 ? But I know that I'll never forgive ? 675 00:21:49,292 --> 00:21:53,249 ? So pick your poison, let it drag you down ? 676 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:57,249 ? Six feet underground, never make your mama proud ? 677 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,166 ? Pick your poison, come on, you're in too deep ? 678 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:05,999 ? Oh, the demons in your head, they got you losing sleep ? 679 00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:10,599 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50319

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