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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,565 CHIEF? SMART HERE. WE JUST PASSED 4th AND TAYLOR. 2 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,966 MAX, YOU'D BETTER GET THE TRUCK TO THE FIFTH NATIONAL BANK 3 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,836 BEFORE THEY SEND OUT AN ALARM. NOW REMEMBER, IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS, 4 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,673 KAOS HAS HIJACKED FOUR ARMORED TRUCKS CARRYING FEDERAL PAYROLLS. 5 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,542 DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. THEY WON'T GET THIS ONE. 6 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,744 THEY'D BETTER NOT. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THE PAYROLL 7 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,447 THAT YOU'RE CARRYING IN THAT TRUCK, CONTROL IS OUT OF OPERATION. 8 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:40,951 DON'T WORRY. WE'RE APPROACHING THE BANK RIGHT NOW. 9 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,583 WE MADE IT, CHIEF. I'M NOW CHECKING OUT THE STREET. 10 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,331 THERE'S A POLICEMAN ON THE CORNER, 11 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,100 BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S A REAL POLICEMAN. 12 00:00:57,124 --> 00:01:00,303 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? - HE'S WEARING SNEAKERS. 13 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:03,106 THAT'S CONTROL AGENT FOSTER. HE'S A VERY GOOD MAN. 14 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:06,598 HE MAY BE A VERY GOOD MAN, BUT HE'S A LOUSY DRESSER. 15 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:12,549 THERE'S ALSO A GUY SELLING ICE CREAM WHO'S KEEPING HIS EYE ON US. 16 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,533 THAT'S HARRINGTON. HE'S WITH US TOO. 17 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,655 AND THERE'S A LADY WITH A LITTLE BOY WAITING AT THE BUS STOP. 18 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,058 - Is she with CONTROL too? - NO, SHE ISN'T, 19 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,495 - BUT THE LITTLE BOY IS. - EVERYTHING ELSE APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER, CHIEF. 20 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,564 ALL RIGHT, FINE. NOW GET OUT OF THE TRUCK AND GO TO THE REAR. 21 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,989 COME ON, LARABEE. LET'S GO. 22 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,812 WHAT HAPPENED, LARABEE? 23 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,193 KAOS WAS WAITING FOR US. 24 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,896 THIS ISN'T A BANK, IT'S JUST A FALSE FRONT. 25 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,531 OF COURSE! THAT EXPLAINS IT! 26 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,501 - EXPLAINS WHAT? - HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL 27 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,392 BEFORE 10:00 IN THE MORNING! 28 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,840 - MORNING, MAX. - CHIEF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE ELEVATOR? 29 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,976 COME ON IN. I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 30 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,947 - WHAT HAPPENED? - WHEN KAOS HIJACKED THAT MONEY FROM US YESTERDAY, 31 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,849 IT PUT US IN DEEP FINANCIAL TROUBLE. 32 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,084 THIS IS NOW CONTROL'S TEMPORARY HEADQUARTERS. 33 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,854 - IN AN ELEVATOR? - IT WAS THIS OR THE MEN'S ROOM. 34 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,560 - OH, HI, 99. - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 35 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,544 COME ON IN. I DON'T WANT TO ATTRACT ANY UNDUE ATTENTION. 36 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:53,035 - YOU GOT ENOUGH ROOM? - WELL, TODAY I HAVE; TOMORROW I'M NOT SO SURE. 37 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:56,639 I WAS JUST EXPLAINING TO MAX THAT CONTROL IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. 38 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,841 WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CAPITAL TO CONTINUE OPERATING. 39 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,299 BUT THAT'S TERRIBLE, CHIEF. 40 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,982 COME IN, KINCAID. YOU TOO, FOSTER. 41 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,818 I'VE SENT FOR ALL OF OUR MEN TO INFORM THEM OF OUR PREDICAMENT. 42 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,154 - THEY SHOULD BE HERE SOON. - McDONALD MAY BE A LITTLE LATE. 43 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,122 HE ALWAYS USES THE STAIRS. 44 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,325 YES? 45 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,360 Larabee: The Pentagon's calling, Chief. 46 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,629 TELL THEM I'LL CALL THEM BACK IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES. 47 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,221 - WHERE HAVE YOU GOT LARABEE STASHED? - LARABEE. 48 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,269 YES, CHIEF? 49 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,405 OH HI, MAX, 99, FELLAS. 50 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,642 - WHAT DID YOU WANT, CHIEF? - NOTHING, MAX JUST WANTED TO SEE WHERE YOU WERE. 51 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,712 - OH. I'M UP HERE, MAX. - HE CAN SEE YOU, LARABEE. 52 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,414 - THEN WHAT DID YOU CALL ME FOR? - THAT'LL BE ALL. 53 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,518 THERE'S A DRAFT IN HERE. SHUT YOUR FLOOR. 54 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,189 ALL RIGHT, NICHOLSON. COME ON IN. 55 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,246 RIGHT, CHIEF. IN HERE, FELLAS. 56 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,935 CHIEF, I MAKE A MOTION WE CLOSE THE ELEVATOR DOORS. 57 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,838 CHIEF, I MAKE A MOTION WE ALL INHALE. 58 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,408 HEY, MAX, I MADE MY MOTION BEFORE YOU MADE YOUR MOTION. 59 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,643 I KNOW, BUT IF WE DON'T DO MY MOTION FIRST, 60 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,212 WE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO YOUR MOTION. 61 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,347 MAX IS RIGHT, FOSTER. UNLESS WE ALL INHALE, 62 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,751 WE CAN'T GET THE DOORS CLOSED. EVERYBODY INHALE! 63 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,521 EVERYBODY EXHALE. 64 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,924 GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY PAINFUL DUTY TO INFORM YOU 65 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,594 THAT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY CONTROL IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS TEMPORARILY. 66 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:28,064 YOU ARE ALL RELIEVED OF DUTY. 67 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,032 IS IT REALLY THAT BAD, CHIEF? 68 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,369 I'M AFRAID SO. I EVEN HAVE TO BE OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 69 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,273 WHAT A TERRIBLE TIME TO BE LAID OFF... RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS. 70 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,175 - WHAT HOLIDAYS? - ALL OF THEM, CHIEF. 71 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,511 - THIS IS ONLY JANUARY. - OW! 72 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,280 - WHAT THE MATTER, 99? - I JUST GOT KICKED. 73 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:48,874 - ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. NOW WATCH IT! - MAX, THE BABY. 74 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,923 - LARABEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - INTEROFFICE MEMO, CHIEF. 75 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,459 THIS MAY BE THE BREAK WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. I ASKED THE C.I.A. AND F.B.I. 76 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,527 IF THEY'D SHARE SOME OF THEIR FEDERAL FUNDS WITH US. 77 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,163 IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'LL TELL YOU TO DO. 78 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,899 I HAVE TO GO TO THE CITY MORGUE RIGHT AWAY. 79 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,700 - SEE? - YOU'RE GOING WITH ME, MAX. 80 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,602 WE MAY NOT HAVE TO SHUT DOWN CONTROL AFTER ALL. 81 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,271 BEFORE I ADJOURN THE MEETING, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? 82 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,441 - I DO. - WHAT IS IT, BAXTER? 83 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,810 I'M NOT BAXTER. MY NAME IS SULLIVAN. 84 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,011 YOU'RE NOT WITH CONTROL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 85 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,980 I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE EIGHTH FLOOR. 86 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,649 I'M LATE FOR A DENTAL APPOINTMENT. 87 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,219 I'M SORRY IF WE'VE INCONVENIENCED YOU, MR. SULLIVAN. 88 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,176 I'LL OPEN THE DOORS FOR YOU. 89 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,555 DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN WAS, MAX? 90 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,469 FROGSIE DEBS? 91 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,505 HE COULD'VE BEEN ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD. 92 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,774 - REALLY? - HE WAS A PROSPECTOR. 93 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,110 HE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION OF A LOST GOLD MINE. 94 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,980 A LOST GO... OF COURSE! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! 95 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,215 THAT'S WHY HE WAS KILLED AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 96 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:54,851 - GO ON. - HUH? 97 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,053 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'VE PUT ALL THE FACTS TOGETHER CORRECTLY. 98 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,122 YES, THE FACTS. WELL, I HAVEN'T ALL THE FACTS. 99 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,590 I MEAN, THERE IS STILL FEW THINGS THAT ARE A LITTLE HAZY. 100 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:04,160 - LIKE WHAT? - LIKE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 101 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,529 MAX, ON THAT TABLE ARE ALL THAT REMAIN 102 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,497 OF THE WORLDLY GOODS OF FROGSIE DEBS. 103 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:12,301 I WANT EVERYTHING ON THAT TABLE EXAMINED INSIDE AND OUT 104 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,571 - WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? - A MAP. 105 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,006 A MAP? 106 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,675 15 YEARS AGO, DEBS AND HIS PARTNER, 107 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,544 A MAN BY THE NAME OF C. ERROL MADRE, 108 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,013 DISCOVERED A LOST GOLD MINE IN MEXICO. 109 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:28,051 THEY WERE TOO WEAK AND SICK TO CARRY THE GOLD OUT, SO THEY DREW A MAP. 110 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,618 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TRUST EACH OTHER, 111 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,721 THEY TORE THE MAP IN HALF SO THAT ONE HALF 112 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,556 WOULD BE NO GOOD WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF. 113 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,291 THEN THEY WENT THEIR SEPARATE WAYS, 114 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,961 VOWING TO COME BACK FOR THE GOLD WHEN THEIR HEALTH RETURNED. 115 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,229 WHY DIDN'T FROGSIE EVER GO BACK, CHIEF? 116 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,865 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN IN PRISON FOR THE PAST 14 YEARS. 117 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:46,235 AND ALL THAT TIME MADRE HAS BEEN SITTING DOWN THERE IN MEXICO 118 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,537 WITH HIS HALF OF THE MAP WAITING FOR DEBS TO SHOW UP. 119 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,773 HMM. IS HE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 120 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,609 NO, HE'S NOT, MAX, BECAUSE YOU BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE 121 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,644 TO DEBS. YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HIS PLACE. 122 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,448 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DEBS TALKS LIKE. 123 00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:00,716 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS MANNERISMS ARE... - MAX, WE HAVE TAPES, 124 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,752 WE HAVE FILMS, WE HAVE MOVIES TAKEN WHILE HE WAS IN PRISON. 125 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,888 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF. 126 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,458 THAT'S PROVIDING WE CAN FIND DEB" PART OF THE MAP. 127 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,081 RIGHT, IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. 128 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,595 HERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING. 129 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:16,032 LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HOLD THIS SHIRT UP TO THE LIGHT. 130 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,568 HOW ABOUT THAT? IT BLOCKS OUT THE LIGHT. 131 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,938 MAX, SOMEONE HAS SEWN A CRUDE MAP ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT. 132 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,806 I THINK WE FOUND OUR MAP! 133 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,776 MAX, YOU LEAVE FOR MEXICO IMMEDIATELY. 134 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,144 YOU START... 135 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,180 RIGHT HERE... 136 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,237 IN A PLACE CALLED MIRA LODO. 137 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,898 - WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? - WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 138 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,634 BANDITOS CAME THROUGH HERE AN HOUR AGO AND TOOK ALL OUR WOMEN. 139 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,636 OH. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO AFTER THEM? 140 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,572 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN OUR WOMEN? 141 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,108 SO THIS IS MIRA LODO, EH? 142 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,410 - IT IS. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 143 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,479 MIRA LODO MEANS "LOOK AT THE MUD." 144 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,382 I SEE. WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO AROUND HERE FOR EXCITEMENT? 145 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,285 - LOOK AT THE MUD. - LOOK, SOLDIER, 146 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,854 I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY BY THE NAME OF C. ERROL MADRE. 147 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,112 - YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND HIM? - WAIT HERE. 148 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,932 ANOTHER ONE HERE THINKS HE'S FROGSIE DEBS. 149 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,836 SHALL I GO OUT BACK AND START DIGGING ANOTHER GRAVE? 150 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,601 START DIGGING. 151 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,284 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 152 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,567 - C. ERROL? - IS THAT YOU, FROGSIE? 153 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,370 WELL IF IT AIN'T, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD IMITATION. 154 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,273 - YOU BRING THE MAP? - OF COURSE I BROUGHT THE MAP. 155 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,374 - WHERE IS IT? - I'M WEARING IT. 156 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:43,746 ONLY FROGSIE WOULD KNOW THE MAP IS ON HIS SHIRT. IT IS YOU, FROGSIE! 157 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,815 15 YEARS I'VE BEEN WAITING. 158 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,283 YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? 15 YEARS, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 159 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,053 YOU'RE STILL WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES. WHY IS THAT? 160 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,987 I'M CAMP. 161 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,923 I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET STARTED MANANA? 162 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,125 WELL, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, C. ERROL, 163 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,695 I'D JUST AS SOON AS START TOMORROW. 164 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,698 UNLESS OF YOU WANT TO START MANANA. IT'S UP TO YOU. 165 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,602 - LET'S START TOMORROW. - WELL, THAT'S WHEN I PREFER, ANYWAY. 166 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,571 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A LOT OF THINGS... 167 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,873 GUNS, AMMO, FOOD, AND WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME MULES. 168 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,543 - YES, AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT SOAP. - WHAT DO YOU NEED SOAP FOR? 169 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:17,167 WELL, I LIKE TO WASH MY MOUTH OUT OCCASIONALLY. 170 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:34,357 WAIT A MINUTE, MADRE. 171 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,659 I'VE GOT TO REST. I'M ALL POOPED OUT. 172 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,429 WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME. KEEP MOVING, FROGSIE. KEEP MOVING. 173 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:44,166 - COME ON! - HOW MUCH DISTANCE DO YOU THINK WE'VE COVERED 174 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,003 - SINCE WE LEFT MIRA LODO? - I'D SAY ABOUT A MILE AND A HALF. 175 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,905 - IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? - WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 176 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,542 - ON WHAT? - IF YOU'RE GOING TO MIRA LODO, IT'S GOOD. 177 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,645 IF YOU'RE GOING AWAY FROM IT, IT'S BAD. COME ON, LET'S GO. 178 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,513 WAIT A MINUTE, MADRE. MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 179 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,584 I'M GONNA REST HERE FOR A WHILE. YOU GO ON AHEAD, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. 180 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,420 ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP. WE HAVEN'T GOT TOO MUCH TIME. 181 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,977 COME ON. 182 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,343 HELLO, 99? IT'S ME, MAX. 183 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,646 MAX, I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! 184 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,448 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 185 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,383 I'M FINE. HOW'S IT GOING? 186 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,920 CONTACT THE CHIEF AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING IS GOING PERFECTLY SO FAR. 187 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,384 HOLD IT, MAX. YOU CAN TELL HIM YOURSELF. HE'S RIGHT HERE. 188 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,493 - HELLO, MAX. - CHIEF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT? 189 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,629 I TOLD YOU I HAD TO BE OUT OF THE ELEVATOR BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 190 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,631 99 WAS GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO LET US RUN CONTROL 191 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,733 OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT WHILE YOU'RE GONE. 192 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,568 - HOW'S IT GOING, MAX? - GREAT, CHIEF. 193 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:57,327 MADRE BOUGHT THE WHOLE THING. HE REALLY THINKS I'M FROGSIE DEBS. 194 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,375 2150 TO HEADQUARTERS. 195 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,890 KAOS? MADRE. 196 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,126 EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY AS WE'VE PLANNED, 197 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,396 EXCEPT THAT MAXWELL SMART SHOWED UP, NOT FROGSIE DEBS. 198 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,697 BUT HE DOES HAVE THE MAP WITH HIM. 199 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,967 YEAH YEAH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 200 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,303 AS SOON AS WE FIND THE GOLD, KILL HIM. 201 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,127 YEAH, I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 10-4. 202 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,954 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE YOUR PART OF THE MAP. MINE JUST RAN OUT. 203 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,496 HERE, HOLD THIS. 204 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,806 NOW I KNOW WE GO DUE NORTH. 205 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,673 WE'RE LOOKING... WE'RE LOOKING FOR A CAVE. 206 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,075 HOLD IT A MINUTE, FROGSIE. 207 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,445 TURN AROUND, LET ME TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE MAP HERE. 208 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,148 LET'S SEE. NOW IT OUGHT TO BE 209 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,983 RIGHT AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE. 210 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,584 IT'S OVER THAT HILL. 211 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,741 GO TAKE A LOOK, SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND. 212 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,600 MADRE, THE CAVE... IT'S THERE. 213 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,157 AND THE GOLD. 214 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,645 THIS IS THE LAST OF IT, MADRE. 215 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,982 WELL, SHOULD WE START BACK? 216 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,485 JUST AS SOON AS I TAKE CARE OF ONE LITTLE THING. 217 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,445 WE'VE GOT COMPANY. GET THESE MULES IN THE BACK OF THE CAVE. 218 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,273 Man: AMIGOS! 219 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,241 Madre: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 220 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,946 AMIGOS, WE WISH TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU. 221 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,449 - WHO IS IT, MADRE? - THAT'S GOLDMOUTH. 222 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:30,486 - THE SENATOR FROM ARIZONA? - THE BANDITO. 223 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,287 WHAT DO YOU WANT, GOLDMOUTH? 224 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:35,156 ALL WE WOULD LIKE IS SOME WATER. 225 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,592 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY WATER. 226 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,795 HOW ABOUT GIVING US SOME FOOD? 227 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,498 - CAN'T HAVE ANY FOOD EITHER. - OKAY! 228 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,267 THEN THROW OUT YOUR GOLD! 229 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,735 WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THE GOLD? 230 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,339 WE'LL GO SHOPPING AND BUY OUR OWN FOOD AND WATER! 231 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,574 I DON'T THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, MADRE. 232 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,976 - YOU DON'T THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH? - OF COURSE NOT. 233 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,234 THERE ARE NO SUPERMARKETS IN THIS AREA. 234 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,416 WELL, I KNOW HE'S LYING. 235 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,183 LET ME GET A BEAD ON HIM HERE. 236 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,486 HOLD IT, MADRE. LET ME TALK TO HIM. 237 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,488 GOLDMOUTH! 238 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,758 WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH OUR GOLD WHEN YOU'VE GOT SUCH A WEALTHY MOUTH? 239 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,483 THESE ARE ONLY TEMPORARY! 240 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,175 THEY CAN KEEP US PINNED DOWN UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF AMMO. 241 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,778 UNLESS ONE OF US CAN STAY HERE AND HOLD 'EM OFF 242 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,480 WHILE THE OTHER GUY GETS AWAY. 243 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,517 - HEY, THAT MIGHT WORK. - YES, BUT NOW WE'VE GOT TO DECIDE 244 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,720 - WHO GOES AND WHO STAYS. - SEEING AS IT'S YOUR IDEA, 245 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,454 YOU STAY AND I'LL TAKE THE GOLD TO MIRA LODO. 246 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,024 YOU SLIP AWAY WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE AND MEET ME THERE. 247 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,527 ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 248 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,194 IF HE FINDS OUT I'M OUT OF AMMUNITION? 249 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,864 HE'S GONNA SLAP MY TEETH OUT THEN KICK ME IN THE STOMACH FOR MUMBLING. 250 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,066 NO DICE, MADRE. WE'RE PARTNERS AND WE'RE GONNA STAY PARTNERS. 251 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,102 A PARTNER IS A PARTNER, AND ONE PARTNER 252 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,938 DOESN'T MAKE A PATSY OUT OF ANOTHER PARTNER. 253 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,405 WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN THAT DIRECTION? 254 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,749 - WHY? - YOU'RE SPITTING ALL OVER ME. 255 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,344 OKAY, BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 256 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,569 A PARTNER IS A PARTNER, AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO BREAK UP A PARTNERSHIP. 257 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,706 THAT'S THE WAY. 258 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,465 I THOUGHT AS MUCH WHEN HE DIDN'T MOVE FOR 10 MINUTES. 259 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,216 THE OTHER ONE IS GONE AND SO ARE THE BURROS. 260 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,641 THEY WENT OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAVE. 261 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,056 HE WILL NOT GET FAR. 262 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,380 I KNOW THE SHORTCUT. 263 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,285 WILL YOU COME ON! I'M IN A HURRY! 264 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,637 Goldmouth: HELLO, MISTER. 265 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,840 DIDN'T I SEE YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE? 266 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,475 DON'T REACH FOR YOUR GUN! 267 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,312 I WARNED YOU NOT TO REACH FOR YOUR GUN, SENOR. 268 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,348 NOW LOOK. YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR SHOULDER. 269 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:23,418 ALL RIGHT, GOLDMOUTH, DROP YOUR GUN. YOU TOO, PANCHO. 270 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,176 NO, MISTER. YOU DROP YOUR GUN. 271 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,897 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MADRE? 272 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:38,166 I'M NOT MADRE, SMART. I'M WITH KAOS. 273 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,135 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 274 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,837 I OVERHEARD YOU TALKING ON THE CANTEEN PHONE. 275 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:46,641 - BUT HOW COULD YOU? - I BUGGED THE WATER. 276 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:50,245 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE. 277 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,548 WELL, I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU INTO CUSTODY. 278 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:57,018 WHAT GIVES YOU THE AUTHORITY TO TAKE HIM INTO YOUR CUSTODY, SENOR? 279 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,422 I'M MAXWELL SMART. I'M AN AGENT WITH CONTROL. 280 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,391 PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 281 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,492 I'M CAPITAN RAFAEL RODRIGUEZ 282 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,528 OF THE MEXICAN SECRET POLICE. 283 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,464 WELL, I'M HAPPY TO MEET YOU, CAPTAIN. 284 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,999 ACCORDING TO MY UNDERSTANDING, YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL GET 285 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,534 HALF THE GOLD AND MY GOVERNMENT WILL GET HALF THE GOLD. 286 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,472 THAT IS MOST SATISFACTORY, SENO... 287 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,940 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I HAVE A TOOTHACHE. 288 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,776 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO A DENTIST? 289 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,977 I'M AFRAID OF DENTISTS. 290 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,602 OH. WELL, HOW ABOUT A JEWELER? 24088

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