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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,178 WE'RE RIGHT ON TIME. MARCO MUST BE WAITING FOR US SOMEWHERE IN THIS BASEMENT. 2 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,846 SIGNAL HIM WITH YOUR FLASHLIGHT, MAX. 3 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,036 RIGHT, CHIEF. 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,586 GEE, CHIEF, DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HE ANSWERED MY SIGNAL? 5 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,211 I KNOW. SIGNAL HIM AGAIN, MAX. 6 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,028 - BOY, IS HE FAST. - HE'S TOO FAST. 7 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,263 MAX, TURN YOUR FLASHLIGHT ON AND LEAVE IT ON. 8 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,799 BUT THAT'S NOT THE SIGNAL, CHIEF. 9 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,834 I KNOW THAT. JUST TURN IT ON. 10 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,002 JUST AS I THOUGHT, MAX, THAT'S OUR REFLECTION. 11 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,471 YOU'RE SIGNALING A MIRROR. 12 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,640 AND IT ANSWERED ME? 13 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,597 TURN IT OFF, MAX. 14 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,678 THERE'S MARCO NOW. 15 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,348 NOW REMEMBER, HE HAS VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING KAOS. 16 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,317 WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. I'LL BE UPSTAIRS WATCHING THE ENTRANCE. 17 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,752 - RIGHT, CHIEF. - OH, MAX, 18 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,121 SHINE YOUR FLASHLIGHT ON THE STAIRS SO I CAN FIND MY WAY UP. 19 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,305 RIGHT, CHIEF. 20 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,964 CHIEF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 21 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:31,167 CHIEF, DON'T EVER DO THAT. 22 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,804 MAX, WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING YOUR FLASHLIGHT ON THE STAIRS UNTIL I GET ALL THE WAY UP? 23 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,362 SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF. 24 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,419 MARCO, WHERE ARE YOU? 25 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:53,122 I'M OVER HERE. TURN ON YOUR LIGHT. 26 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,157 - ARE YOU MAXWELL SMART? - WHAT? 27 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,126 I SAID ARE YOU MAXWELL SMART? 28 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,128 - YES, ARE YOU MARCO? - WHAT? 29 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,330 I SAID ARE YOU MARCO? 30 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,532 - YES. - WHAT? 31 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,933 I SAID YES. 32 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,102 - GOOD. - WHAT? 33 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,237 I SAID G... 34 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,671 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 35 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,607 WE CAN'T HOLD A SECRET CONVERSATION 36 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,209 YELLING AT THE TOP OF OUR VOICES. 37 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,444 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GET ON TOP OF THAT BARREL? 38 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,235 GOOD IDEA. TURN ON THE LIGHT. 39 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,889 I HAVE TOP SECRET INFORMATION CONCERNING KAOS. 40 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,091 WHAT? 41 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,827 I HAVE TOP SECRET INFORMATION CONC... 42 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,117 NEVER MIND, I'LL SIT DOWN. 43 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:38,034 KAOS HAS JUST BEEN ACQUIRED BY I.H. INDUSTRIES. 44 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,536 OF COURSE, I.H. INDUSTRIES. 45 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,538 WHO IS I.H. INDUSTRIES? 46 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,474 THEY'RE A VERY BIG CONGLOMERATE. 47 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,176 THEY ALREADY OWN STEEL COMPANIES, AIRLINES, 48 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,313 OIL COMPANIES AND A CHAIN OF PIZZA PARLORS. 49 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,216 HM, WITH ALL THAT CAPITAL BEHIND THEM THERE'LL BE NO STOPPING KAOS. 50 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,087 THE MAN BEHIND I.H. INDUSTRIES IS A FIEND, A MADMAN. 51 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,057 AND NOW THAT HE OWNS KAOS, HE'S OUT TO CONTROL THE WORLD. 52 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,492 WELL, WHO IS THIS MADMAN? 53 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,949 IRONHAND. 54 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,932 I MADE IT. I MADE IT! 55 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,601 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 56 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,403 WELL, DON'T YOU SEE? IN THE MOVIES, 57 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,206 WHENEVER THE INFORMER SAYS, "HIS NAME IS..." 58 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,475 A SHOT RINGS OUT AND HE'S KILLED. 59 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,843 I FOOLED THEM. I DIDN'T GIVE THEM A CHANCE. 60 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,279 I SAID HIS NAME FIRST AND I'M ALIVE. 61 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,747 OH, WELL THAT'S VERY CLEVER. 62 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,049 OH, THANK YOU. 63 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,184 I DIDN'T GET THE NAME. 64 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,853 OH, YOU DIDN'T? WELL, HIS NAME IS... 65 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,510 HIS NAME IS... 66 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,839 WELL, CHIEF, I GOT HERE AS QUICK AS I COULD. WHAT'S UP? 67 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,574 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S UP? 68 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:02,111 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS OFFICE! 69 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,146 HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED TO THE PARTY? 70 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,781 MAX, KAOS WAS HERE. 71 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,118 YOU INVITED KAOS TO THE PARTY AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME? 72 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,121 KAOS BROKE IN HERE AND RANSACKED MY OFFICE. 73 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,823 BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CHIEF. 74 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,759 KAOS HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PENETRATE CONTROL HEADQUARTERS BEFORE. 75 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,161 THAT'LL GIVE YOU SOME IDEA OF WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST NOW. 76 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,331 THIS MAN WHO TOOK OVER KAOS IS CUNNING, 77 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,199 DIABOLICAL, INGENIOUS... 78 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,634 BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE'S NOT. 79 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,868 - WHAT'S THAT? - NEAT. 80 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,971 TAKE A LOOK AT MY TELEPHONE. LOOK AT THAT. 81 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,307 SOMEBODY WITH INCREDIBLE STRENGTH DID THAT! 82 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,842 AND LOOK AT THAT WALL SAFE... 83 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,845 RIPPED OUT OF THREE FEET OF STEEL AND CONCRETE. 84 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,847 WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE KAOS WAS AFTER, CHIEF? 85 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,482 I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT THEY WERE AFTER. 86 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,384 WHAT THEY'VE BEEN AFTER FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW: 87 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,453 THE PLANS FOR THE A.A.A.M.M. 88 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,722 - YOU'RE STAMMERING, CHIEF. - I DON'T STAMMER! 89 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,523 YOU ALWAYS STAMMER WHEN YOU GET UPSET. 90 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,192 I'M NOT UPSET! 91 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,859 WHEN I SAID THE A.A.A.M.M. 92 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,962 I MEANT THE ANTI-ANTI- ANTIMISSILE MISSILE. 93 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,163 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 94 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,399 THANK HEAVENS THE PLANS WEREN'T IN THE SAFE. 95 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,001 AND THE WAY THINGS ARE LOOKING NOW, I DON'T 96 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,702 THINK THEY'LL BE SAFE ANYWHERE IN WASHINGTON. 97 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,572 MAX, I'M GONNA ASSIGN YOU AND 99 98 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,640 TO GET THOSE PLANS SAFELY OUT OF WASHINGTON. 99 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,976 WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA, CHIEF. 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,011 I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T PUT 99 ON THE CASE. 101 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,646 AFTER ALL SHE IS PREGNANT, YOU KNOW. 102 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,715 THAT'S PRECISELY WHY I WANT HER ON THIS CASE. 103 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,184 HER CONDITION IS A PERFECT COVER FOR THIS OPERATION. 104 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,653 NOW, MAX, YOU AND 99 105 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,823 ARE TO CONTACT AGENT 44 AT THIS ADDRESS. 106 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,858 THE BYE-BYE BABY BUGGY BARGAIN BAZAAR. 107 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,761 IS THAT BARBIE'S BYE-BYE BABY BUGGY BARGAIN BAZAAR? 108 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:29,665 NO NO NO. BARBIE'S BYE-BYE BABY BUGGY BARGAIN BAZAAR IS ON BALBOA BLVD. 109 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:33,391 YOU'RE TO GO TO BUNNY BEEBE'S BYE-BYE BABY BUGGY BARGAIN BAZAAR ON BARNABY BLVD. 110 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,928 OH, WE'RE JUST BROWSING, THANK YOU. 111 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,811 COME ON, 99, WE'VE GOTTA FIND AGENT 44. 112 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,234 RIGHT. 113 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,319 MAX, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE CARRIAGE. 114 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:26,656 99, WILL YOU COME ON? WE CAN'T STOP TO LOOK AT CARRIAGES NOW. 115 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,458 - LET'S BUY IT, MAX. - WE CAN'T BUY A CARRIAGE NOW. 116 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,661 YOU DON'T BUY A CARRIAGE BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN. 117 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,230 YOU BUY A CARRIAGE AFTER THE BABY IS BORN. 118 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,165 BUT, MAX, IT'S MARKED DOWN. 119 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,791 99, I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BUY THIS CARRIAGE. 120 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,106 BESIDES IT'S TAKEN. 121 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,474 - HELLO, 86. - IS THAT YOU, 44? 122 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,578 NO, IT'S SPIRO AGNEW. OF COURSE IT'S ME. 123 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:51,581 - WHO ELSE WOULD GET A JOB LIKE THIS? - SPIRO AGNEW? 124 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,483 - HOW ARE YOU FEELING, 99? - OH, I'M FINE, 44. 125 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,285 DO YOU HAVE OUR INSTRUCTIONS, 44? 126 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,154 RIGHT HERE UNDER THE BLANKET. 127 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,956 THIS DOLL WILL GIVE YOU YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. 128 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,158 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PULL THE STRING. 129 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,394 THANK YOU, 44. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 130 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,930 GEE, I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO FOR YOU. 131 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:11,234 OH, DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY COMPLAINING, 86. 132 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,704 EVERY SO OFTEN THESE ASSIGNMENTS GET TO ME AND I GET FED UP. 133 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:18,507 THEN I TALK TO MYSELF AND I REALIZE I'M A CONTROL AGENT. 134 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,643 AND I'M HERE BECAUSE THIS IS THE WAY 135 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,012 I'VE CHOSEN TO SERVE MY COUNTRY 136 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,535 AND MY FELLOW MAN. 137 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,130 Chief: Good afternoon, 86 and 99. 138 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,932 A baby carriage, specially constructed 139 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,534 by the CONTROL weapons lab has been delivered to this store. 140 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,937 Using that baby carriage as a cover 141 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,173 you will pick up the A.A.A.M.M. plans in three parts. 142 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,909 IN THREE PARTS? 143 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,412 In three parts. Each part is useless without the other two. 144 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,616 You're to take the carriage. It's the blue one with the sold tag on it. 145 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,184 Then proceed immediately to 99's obstetrician. 146 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,320 You will make contact with someone in the office 147 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,922 who will give you further instructions. 148 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:09,058 Good luck. In five seconds this doll will wet. 149 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,361 - WHAT? - NOT WHAT, MAX, WET. 150 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,575 MAX, LOOK AT THIS. 151 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,477 99, I THINK THIS IS IT. 152 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,514 BUT IT JUST LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY CARRIAGE TO ME, MAX. 153 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,983 WHAT WEAPONS DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY'VE BUILT INTO IT? 154 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,674 I DON'T KNOW, 99. 155 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,111 MAX, STOP IT! 156 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,282 MAX, TURN IT OFF! 157 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,691 NO WONDER THIS CARRIAGE WAS MARKED DOWN. 158 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,605 WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS OUR CONTACT, MAX? 159 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,440 THE ONE IN THE BLACK RAINCOAT. 160 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,941 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 161 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,245 WELL, 99, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN A SECRET AGENT AS LONG AS I HAVE 162 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,746 YOU BEGIN TO SENSE THESE THINGS. 163 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,206 I'LL GO OVER AND SIT NEXT TO HER AND GIVE HER THE PASSWORD. 164 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,563 PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 165 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,598 WELL, I NEVER! 166 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,533 THAT'S NOT THE PASSWORD. 167 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,102 I'VE BEEN TO LONDON TO VISIT THE QUEEN. 168 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,305 OH, DO YOU KNOW HER? 169 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,939 THAT'S THE PASSWORD. 170 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,643 PICK UP PART TWO OF THE PLANS AT STILLMORE'S DRUGSTORE. 171 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,000 HERE'S PART ONE. 172 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,183 HOW ARE WE GONNA RECOGNIZE OUR CONTACT HERE, MAX? 173 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,553 THE SAME WAY THAT WE RECOGNIZED OUR CONTACT AT THE LAST PLACE... 174 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,054 BY USING THE PASSWORD. 175 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,724 WELL, PLEASE TRY TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE DISCREET THIS TIME, MAX. 176 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:25,316 SHH! THAT MAY BE OUR CONTACT NOW. 177 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:33,202 PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 178 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,238 I'VE BEEN TO LONDON TO VISIT THE QUEEN. 179 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,608 YOU PICK UP THE THIRD PART OF THE PLANS 180 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,910 ON THE CORNER OF GRANT AND SHERMAN. 181 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,479 RIGHT. BEFORE YOU GO, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, 182 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,648 THAT'S A GREAT DISGUISE YOU'RE WEARING, FELLA. 183 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,339 WHAT DISGUISE? I'M A REAL LADY. 184 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,822 MAX, WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO HOURS. 185 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,390 NO ONE'S TRIED TO CONTACT US YET. 186 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,091 BUT WE HAVE TO STAY HERE, 99. 187 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,761 I JUST CAN'T GO AROUND KNOCKING ON EVERYBODY'S DOOR 188 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,653 AND SAYING, "PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" 189 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,491 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THE PAPERS, KID! 190 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,739 MAX, LOOK! 191 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,640 THAT KID MUST HAVE BEEN THE CONTACT! 192 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,177 THIS NEWSPAPER MUST BE THE THIRD PART OF THE PLANS. 193 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,578 YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. LOOK, RIGHT HERE IN THE INDEX. 194 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,314 PART ONE, NEWS; PART TWO, SPORTS; 195 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,249 PART THREE, SECRET PLANS. 196 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,219 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE CHIEF AND FIND OUT WHERE TO DELIVER THE PLANS. 197 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,388 The Chief is really gonna be proud of us, 99. 198 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,990 Do you realize that we've carried off this whole operation 199 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,827 without being spotted once? 200 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,161 WELL, CRAWFORD? 201 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,263 IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE TRIPLE-A-DOUBLE-M PLANS 202 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,399 - ARE IN THAT BABY CARRIAGE. RIGHT? - RIGHT. 203 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,570 AND ONCE THEY'RE IN MY POSSESSION THOSE PLANS WILL BRING ME ENOUGH CAPITAL 204 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,639 TO BUY OUT OTHER CORPORATIONS AND INDUSTRIES. 205 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,976 EVENTUALLY I'LL RULE THE STOCK MARKET. 206 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,845 AND WHEN I'LL RULE THE STOCK MARKET 207 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,213 I'LL RULE THE WORLD. 208 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,716 AND I'LL RULE THE WORLD 209 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,486 LIKE I RULE EVERYTHING ELSE. 210 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,377 WITH AN IRON HAND! 211 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,802 YES? 212 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,104 THANK YOU. I'LL INFORM HIM OF THAT IMMEDIATELY. 213 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,573 IRONHAND, CONGRESS ABSOLUTELY REFUSES 214 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,808 TO GRANT YOUR AIRLINES ANY ROUTES OVER THE PACIFIC. 215 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,444 THEY WHAT? 216 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,413 VERY WELL. 217 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,482 ALL RIGHT, IF THAT'S THE WAY THEY WISH TO PLAY. 218 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,985 CALL MY CONSTRUCTION COMPANY. 219 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,854 TELL THEM TO GO AHEAD WITH THE PLANS TO BUILD A FREEWAY TO JAPAN. 220 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,188 YES, SIR. 221 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,525 - AND BRING ME A FRESH GLOBE. - YES, SIR. 222 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,660 - NOW WHERE WAS I? - WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING 223 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,496 THE A.A.A.M.M. PLANS FROM CONTROL. 224 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,299 OH YES, AND NOW WE'LL RELIEVE MAXWELL SMART OF THOSE PLANS. 225 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,969 BY 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON 226 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,394 I WANT THEM HERE ON THIS DESK. 227 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,677 YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? 228 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,312 IF YOU'D BROUGHT ME THE FRESH GLOBE 229 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,576 WHEN I ASKED FOR IT, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 230 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,193 SEND IN MY BEST MAN! 231 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,218 AND A CARPENTER. 232 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,870 GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS FOR YOU TO TEND TO, EARL. 233 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:25,540 THESE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. 234 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,931 GOOD LUCK. 235 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,772 SEND IN MY SECOND-BEST MAN! 236 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,992 MAX, THIS CARRIAGE WILL NEVER FIT IN YOUR CAR. 237 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,950 NO, BUT IT'LL FIT IN THE TRUNK, 99. 238 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,788 - I'LL FOLD UP THE CARRIAGE, 99. - RIGHT, MAX. 239 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:56,471 MAX, THERE ARE TWO KAOS AGENTS WATCHING US. HURRY! 240 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,408 I WILL, 99, IF I CAN JUST FIND OUT HOW TO FOLD UP THIS CARRIAGE. 241 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,077 WELL, USUALLY THERE'S A LEVER THAT RELEASES A SPRING. 242 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:05,213 - YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. - MAX, THEY'RE GETTING OUT OF THEIR CAR, HURRY! 243 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,204 THIS MUST BE IT. 244 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,623 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, 99, I DON'T THINK THIS CARRIAGE FOLDS UP. 245 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,725 IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, MAX. 246 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,183 WE DON'T HAVE A CAR TO PUT IT IN. 247 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,674 ALL RIGHT, MR. SMART, WE'LL TAKE THAT CARRIAGE. 248 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,542 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. IT DOESN'T FOLD UP. 249 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,211 IT'S NOT THE CARRIAGE WE'RE INTERESTED IN. IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE. 250 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,047 YOU MEAN THIS? 251 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,782 NOT THE BOTTLE, THE PLANS. 252 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,907 OH WELL, THEN WE CAN THROW THIS AWAY. 253 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,529 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT LARABEE. 254 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,931 MAX SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP THE THIRD PART OF THOSE PLANS 255 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,034 - AND REPORTED IN BY NOW. - YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF. 256 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,634 LARABEE, ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME? 257 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,037 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT, CHIEF? 258 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,705 BECAUSE EVER SINCE YOU GOT BACK FROM LUNCH 259 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,940 YOU'VE BEEN STANDING THERE WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 260 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,977 LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. 261 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,644 WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HAND, LARABEE? 262 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,081 I BOUGHT IT AT LUNCH AND IT GOT STUCK ON MY FINGERS. 263 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,683 WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME OIL AND GET IT OFF? 264 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,867 THERE'S NO POINT IN DOING THAT, CHIEF. TONIGHT'S MY BOWLING NIGHT. 265 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,991 I'M AFRAID SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MAX. 266 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,062 CONTROL HEADQUARTERS, LARABEE SPEAKING. 267 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,230 OH, JUST A MOMENT. 268 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,533 IT'S MAX. YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 269 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,068 MAX, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 270 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,071 WELL, CHIEF, WE PICKED UP ALL THREE PARTS OF THE PLAN. 271 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,007 THEN WE WERE ATTACKED BY TWO KAOS AGENTS, BUT WE GOT AWAY. 272 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,476 SOMEHOW THEY FOUND OUT THE PLANS WERE IN THE BABY CARRIAGE. 273 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,745 - WE WERE AFRAID THAT WOULD HAPPEN. - YOU WERE? 274 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,048 Yes, but we were prepared for it. Now listen carefully, Max. 275 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,617 Proceed to the airport directly as planned. 276 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,286 BUT WHAT IF WE'RE FOLLOWED, CHIEF? 277 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,955 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. AS SOON AS YOU GET TO THE TERMINAL 278 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,590 WE'RE GOING TO PUT OPERATION BABY BUGGY SWITCH INTO EFFECT. 279 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,993 OPERATION BABY BUGGY SWITCH? 280 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,931 BUT, CHIEF, THAT'LL REQUIRE 15 AGENTS TO CARRY OUT THAT OPERATION. 281 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,899 - I'VE GOT 16. - 16? 282 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,868 OH, IT'LL NEVER WORK WITH 16, CHIEF. 283 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,671 WELL, OF COURSE IT WILL, MAX. IT'LL WORK BETTER WITH 16 THAN IT WILL WITH 15. 284 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,241 WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT, BUT WE'LL SEE. 285 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,211 IN THE MEANTIME 99 AND I WILL LEAVE IMMEDIATELY FOR THE AIRPORT. 286 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,246 GOOD. 287 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,948 LARABEE, GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE HOTLINE IMMEDIATELY. 288 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,284 RIGHT, CHIEF. 289 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,886 HELLO. HELLO? 290 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,445 - I CAN'T GET THE OPERATOR. - WELL, JIGGLE THE RECEIVER. 291 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,894 LARABEE, YOU SMASHED THE HOTLINE! 292 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,395 HOW AM I GONNA GET THE PRESIDENT? 293 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,219 I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU, CHIEF. 294 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,842 MR. PRESIDENT! 295 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,444 LARABEE, YOU CAN'T CALL THE PRESIDENT THAT WAY. 296 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,536 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 297 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,822 YOU WHAT? 298 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,291 THEY WHAT? 299 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,647 ESCAPED. 300 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,729 IDIOTS! 301 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,064 GET ME MY SECRETARY! 302 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,499 YOU DESTROYED THE INTERCOM. 303 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,089 RIGHT. 304 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,172 I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK, HELEN. 305 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,875 I THINK MY BOSS WANTS ME. 306 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,044 CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS TODAY. 307 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634 I'M GOING TO THE AIRPORT. 308 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,794 WHAT'S HOLDING UP MAX? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE FIVE MINUTES AGO. 309 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,829 I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,099 HERE HE COMES NOW, CHIEF. 311 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,683 GOOD, I'LL GIVE THE SIGNAL TO START THE BUGGY SWITCH. 312 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:52,407 FLIGHT 86 NOW ARRIVING GATE 3. 313 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,543 WELL, 99, WE MADE IT. 314 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,146 OPERATION BABY BUGGY SWITCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 315 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,181 I'D BETTER GET TO MY STATION RIGHT AWAY, MAX. 316 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,705 GOODBYE, LOVE. 317 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,330 ATTENTION! ATTENTION! 318 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,500 ALL PASSENGERS DEPARTING ON FLIGHT 86, 319 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,390 PLEASE REPORT TO GATE 3. 320 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,113 OH, TOUGH LUCK, FELLA. 321 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,328 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, MR. SMART. 322 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,830 MY NAME IS IRONHAND. 323 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,698 I'M THE PRESIDENT OF I.H. INDUSTRIES, 324 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,366 THE COMPANY THAT HAS JUST ACQUIRED KAOS. 325 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:02,070 WE ALSO OWN MONARCH STEEL, ROYAL OIL, ORBIT AIRLINES, 326 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,806 UNITED BROADCASTING CORPORATION, 327 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,174 COMPUTER ELECTRONICS AND THE SAN DIEGO ZOO. 328 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,811 OH, WELL IN THAT CASE... 329 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,314 AND NOW, MR. SMART, HAND ME THE TRIPLE-A-DOUBLE-M PLANS. 330 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,782 THE WHAT? 331 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,585 - THE, UM, A.A.A.M.M.M... - YOU'RE STAMMERING. 332 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,254 I KNOW, I ALWAYS DO THAT WHENEVER I GET NERVOUS. 333 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,556 NOW, MR. SMART, GIVE ME THE PLANS. 334 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,991 I KNOW THEY'RE IN THAT CARRIAGE. 335 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,260 WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN, MR. IRONHAND. 336 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,163 HAND THEM OVER, OR I'LL CRUSH YOU. 337 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,838 EXCUSE ME FOR LAUGHING INTO YOUR HAND, MR. IRONFACE. 338 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,672 BUT THE PLANS THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 339 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,341 HAPPEN TO BE ON A PLANE, 340 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,776 ON THEIR WAY TO A TOP SECRET DESTINATION. 341 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,867 - WHERE? - OKINAWA. 342 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,617 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - YOU DON'T? GOOD. 343 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,252 I KNOW THEY'RE IN THAT CARRIAGE. 344 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,086 I'M TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 345 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,856 THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CARRIAGE. YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF, LOOK. 346 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,640 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE BUT SOME PLANS AND... 347 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,830 NOW HOW IN THE WORLD DID I END UP 348 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,554 WITH THE SAME CARRIAGE I STARTED OFF WITH? 349 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,603 I TOLD THEM 16 WOULDN'T WORK. 350 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,827 I'LL TAKE THEM, MR. SMART. 351 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,642 LET'S NOT BE FOOLISH, MR. SMART. 352 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,544 I WANT THOSE PLANS. 353 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,613 YOU WILL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST. 354 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,083 - I WAS GOING TO DO THAT SECOND. - OH. 355 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,806 BUT IF YOU INSIST... 356 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,095 OH BOY! 357 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,398 NOW, MR. SMART, I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU 358 00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,401 SLOWLY AGAINST THE WALL. 359 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,503 GO AHEAD, IRONHAND, BUT IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD. 360 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,572 BECAUSE YOU'RE FINISHED, WASHED UP, WIPED OUT, 361 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,574 - BANKRUPT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 362 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,676 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO GO OVER TO THE NEWSSTAND 363 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,578 AND LOOK AT THE PAPER. READ THE HEADLINES. 364 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,747 THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 21 POINTS TODAY. 365 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,538 OH, NO! 366 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,654 MAX! 367 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:01,690 - MAX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - I'M FINE, 99. YOU OKAY? 368 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,592 - OH, I'M ALL RIGHT, LOVE. - Chief: MAX! 369 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,028 WHAT HAPPENED? WHO'S HE? 370 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,831 THAT, CHIEF, IS IRONHAND. 371 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,499 THE MASTERMIND BEHIND I.H. INDUSTRIES 372 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:12,801 AND THE NEW HEAD OF KAOS. 373 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,603 HERE ARE THE PLANS, CHIEF. 374 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,305 WELL, I GUESS THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS CASE. 375 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,674 I THINK YOU AND I CAN GO HOME NOW, 99. 376 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,576 I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE. 377 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,320 OH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, CHIEF. WE'LL TAKE A CAB. 29141

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