All language subtitles for Get Smart S04E23 Leadside.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.HBO

AH, THE GAUGUIN. EXQUISITE.

DO WE TAKE THIS
ONE TOO, LEADSIDE?

OF COURSE. WE'RE TAKING THE
ENTIRE BURLINGTON COLLECTION.

CHECK.

LEADSIDE, LOOK AT THIS.

AH YES, MY DEAR.

MING DYNASTY.

WASN'T IT CONSIDERATE
OF THE MUSEUM

TO STORE ALL THESE PRICELESS
ITEMS IN THE BASEMENT FOR US?

NOW HANDLE IT CAREFULLY.

- WHERE SHALL I PUT THIS?
- OH, PUT IT BACK WHERE
YOU FOUND IT.

THAT IS A CUSPIDOR.

THAT'S IT, LEADSIDE. WE HAVE THE
ENTIRE BURLINGTON COLLECTION.

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- OH, YOU TWO GO AND FINISH
LOADING UP THE TRUCK.

I'LL BE ALONG IN A MINUTE.

AH. SPLENDID.

WE'RE STILL AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

NOW I SHALL SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE

SURROUNDED BY A
$20-MILLION ART COLLECTION.

YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

SURROUNDED BY A $20-MILLION
FEDERAL PENITENTIARY, LEADSIDE.

SMART! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS
PHONE CALL THAT TIPPED...

THAT TIPPED ME OFF
THAT YOU WOULD BE...

AT A PLACE CALLED YUKON LIL'S

WITH THE HEADS OF ALL
THE KAOS DEPARTMENTS.

THAT WAS ME WHO MADE THE
CALL TO THROW YOU OFF THE TRACK.

BUT YUKON LIL'S IS ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.

- WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
- BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUSLY
SOME SORT OF CODE.

YOU SEE, WHEN I TURNED
THE MESSAGE UPSIDE DOWN

"LIL'S" BECAME 717S.

SO I WENT TO 717 SOUTH YUKON.

BUT THERE IS NO 717 SOUTH YUKON!

HOWEVER, THERE IS
A 717 NORTH YUKON.

BUT I KNEW YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE
MEETING WITH THE KAOS HEADS THERE,

BECAUSE THAT'S THE Y.W.C.A.

AT THIS POINT I BECAME
TERRIBLY CONFUSED

SO I DID WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHEN
I BECOME TERRIBLY CONFUSED.

- AND WHAT'S THAT?
- I CAME TO THE MUSEUM TO RELAX.

THAT'S WHEN I SAW YOUR TRUCK
PULLING AROUND TO THE BACK.

OH, I CAN'T STAND ANY
MORE OF THIS, SMART.

I HAVE FOUR TIMES THE
INTELLIGENCE THAT YOU HAVE,

YET TIME AFTER TIME NOW
FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

YOU'VE MANAGED TO RUIN
MY MOST BRILLIANT SCHEMES

- WITH YOUR CUNNING STUPIDITY!
- THANK YOU, LEADSIDE.

YOU WERE BORN UNDER
A LUCKY STAR, SMART,

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU
WILL EVER INTERFERE WITH ME AGAIN.

- MEANING WHAT?
- MEANING THIS:

I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL,

PHASE ONE, I SHALL ESCAPE;

PHASE TWO, I SHALL
DESTROY CONTROL;

AND PHASE THREE,
I SHALL KILL YOU.

AND THROUGH IT ALL, YOU
SHALL BE POWERLESS TO STOP ME.

I WOULDN'T FEEL TOO
CONFIDENT ABOUT THAT, LEADSIDE.

FIRST OF ALL, LET'S
TAKE PHASE THREE.

YOU'LL FIND THAT...

IT WILL NOT BE THAT
EASY TO KILL ME.

THEN LET'S TAKE PHASE TWO.

AH.

NO ONE MAN IS STRONG
ENOUGH TO DESTROY CONTROL.

AS FOR PHASE ONE,

IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO ESCAPE FROM ME,

ESPECIALLY WHILE I'M
COVERING YOU WITH THIS GUN.

HMM.

ONE OUT OF THREE.
THAT'S NOT BAD.

TO THINK WE ALMOST HAD LEADSIDE

AND HE SLIPPED THROUGH
OUR FINGERS AGAIN!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, CHIEF!

HOW COULD HE DISAPPEAR
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY EYES?

LEADSIDE MAY BE
CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR,

BUT HE'S EXTREMELY FAST. HE HANDLES
THAT WHEELCHAIR LIKE HE WOULD A SPORTS CAR.

OH. WELL, THAT MUST ACCOUNT FOR THE
RACING STRIPE DOWN THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.

NOW THAT LEADSIDE'S
COMPLETED PHASE ONE,

DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY POSSIBILITY
THAT HE'LL COMPLETE PHASE TWO,

THE DESTRUCTION OF CONTROL?

LEADSIDE IS THE MOST
DIABOLICALLY CLEVER CRIMINAL

WE'VE EVER RUN ACROSS.

HE'S NEVER YET MADE A THREAT
THAT HE HASN'T CARRIED OUT.

THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF. LIKE THE
TIME HE STOLE THE STAR OF INDIA.

- HE STOLE
THE STAR OF INDIA?
- WELL, HE KIDNAPPED SABU.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT HOW
HE PLANS TO DESTROY CONTROL!

WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.

THAT'S IT! I'VE GOT IT!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT BEFORE?

I JUST REALIZED HOW HE
PLANS TO DESTROY CONTROL!

HELLO, SECURITY?
THIS IS MAXWELL SMART.

I WANT A CODE FOUR ALERT,
AN ALL-OUT CODE FOUR.

NOW I WANT EVERY AVAIL...
HUH? MAXWELL SMART.

YES, NOW I WANT
EVERY AVAILABLE... HUH?

S-M-A-R-T.

SMART. YES, NOW I WANT
EVERY AVAILABLE MAN

TO BE FORMED INTO SQUADS OF SIX

AND TO SURROUND BERT'S
DELICATESSEN ACROSS THE STREET.

MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THAT'S HOW HE PLANS TO
DESTROY CONTROL, CHIEF!

YOU SEE... LOOK AT THIS.
ONE BOTTLE OF CYANIDE

IN A POUND OF BERT'S
POTATO SALAD...

- AND THAT IS
THE END OF CONTROL!
- HANG UP THE PHONE, MAX.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- LEADSIDE WOULD NOT
USE BERT'S DELICATESSEN

- TO WIPE OUT CONTROL!
- OH, NATE AND AL'S?

HE WOULDN'T USE ANY DELICATESSEN!
IT'S NOT INGENIOUS ENOUGH!

HELLO, SECURITY? THOSE AGENTS I JUST
ASKED TO SURROUND BERT'S DELICATESSEN,

TELL THEM TO PICK UP
THREE PASTRAMI SANDWICHES

AND HOLD THE POTATO SALAD.

RIGHT, 44.

CHIEF, UNIT 44 JUST ARRIVED AT THE
INTERSECTION OF HIGHWAYS 31 AND 14.

31 AND 14 NOW
COVERED BY UNIT 44.

GOOD, 51. UNIT 51 HAS JUST
REACHED THE INTERSECTION

OF HIGHWAYS 17 AND 64.

HIGHWAYS 17 AND 64
NOW SECURED BY UNIT 51.

MAX, PINPOINT THOSE
POSITIONS ON THE MAP.

RIGHT, CHIEF. I GOT
'EM. UNITS 14 AND 31

ARE SECURING
HIGHWAYS 34, 62 AND 45.

NO, MAX. THAT'S UNIT
44 AT HIGHWAY 34 AND 14,

- UNIT 51...
- NOW WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.

I DISTINCTLY UNDERSTOOD
THAT IT WAS UNITS 13, 44 AND 51

THAT WERE SECURING
HIGHWAYS 35, 44 AND 99.

NO, YOU'RE GETTING 99 CONFUSED
WITH THE HIGHWAY NUMBERS.

99 HAS JUST REPORTED
THAT UNITS 44 AND 51

HAVE SECURED
HIGHWAYS 17, 34, 45 AND 66.

CHIEF, I JUST GOT A
REPORT ON 11, 35 AND 88.

11, 35 AND 88. I DON'T HAVE
THOSE HIGHWAYS ON MY MAP.

THEY AREN'T HIGHWAYS, CHIEF.
THEY'RE CONTROL AGENTS.

OH. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY WERE STAKED OUT
ON HIGHWAYS 39, 71 AND 94.

I GOT IT, CHIEF.
UNITS 31, 44 AND 55

ARE STAKED OUT ON
HIGHWAYS 32, 71 AND 84.

GOOD WORK, MAX!

OR IS IT CONTROL
AGENTS 35, 36 AND 41

WHO ARE STAKED OUT ON
HIGHWAYS 38, 72 AND 54?

ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, MAX.

I'LL CHECK.

LARABEE, DID YOU SEND
UNIT 16 SOUTH ON OAKWOOD

AND UNIT 25 NORTH ON OAKWOOD?

- YEAH, WHY?
- OAKWOOD'S A ONE-WAY STREET!

LARABEE, CONTACT UNIT 22 TO
GO IMMEDIATELY TO OAKWOOD

AND INTERCEPT UNITS 16 AND 25.

RIGHT, CHIEF.

I'M HAVING A
PROBLEM HERE, CHIEF.

I CAN'T FIND HIGHWAY
99 ANYWHERE.

FORGET IT, MAX. JUST
PINPOINT OAKWOOD

AND MOVE UNIT 22
INTO THE CENTER.

CHIEF, I JUST HEARD FROM UNIT 22.
THEY CAN'T GET THROUGH ON OAKWOOD.

THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE
AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT THERE.

IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE
YOU WANT ME TO CALL?

YES, LARABEE. YOUR WIFE.

TELL HER YOU'LL BE HOME EARLY!

GEE, THANKS, CHIEF.

YES? GOOD, 49!

WELL, THAT'S IT, CHIEF.

UNIT 49 JUST
REACHED HIGHWAY 808.

- GOT IT, CHIEF!
- WELL, IT TOOK
OVER FOUR HOURS,

BUT WE'VE FINALLY GOT
WASHINGTON ALL SEALED OFF.

UNITS TO THE NORTH,
SOUTH, EAST AND WEST.

LEADSIDE CANNOT POSSIBLY
GET OUT OF THE CITY.

- WHAT UNIT IS THAT?
- HUH? OH, THAT'S NOT
A UNIT, CHIEF.

- THAT'S JUST A PIN.
- WELL, IF IT'S NOT A UNIT,

IT'S CONFUSING,
MAX. TAKE IT OUT.

IT MAY BE CONFUSING, CHIEF,
BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

MAX, IF IT'S NOT A UNIT, IT'S NOT
IMPORTANT! NOW PULL IT OUT!

I TOLD YOU IT WAS IMPORTANT.

I NOW HAVE THE FINEST ART
COLLECTION IN WASHINGTON.

AND BALTIMORE. WE'VE
JUST PASSED THE STATE LINE.

AT THIS VERY MOMENT, CONTROL
HAS A DRAGNET OUT FOR ME.

LITTLE DO THEY REALIZE THAT
WE'RE CRUISING BACK AND FORTH

UNDER THEIR VERY NOSES.

THIS MOVING VAN MAKES A
MUCH BETTER HEADQUARTERS

THAN THAT WE WERE
DRIVING AROUND IN BEFORE.

OF COURSE. WE HAD
TO MAKE A CHANGE.

YOU CAN'T HANG A COLLECTION
LIKE THIS IN A GARBAGE TRUCK.

LISTEN, LEADSIDE, SINCE
WE'VE CROSSED THE STATE LINE

WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE
NORTH INTO CANADA?

I HAVE A REPUTATION
TO MAINTAIN, NORMAN.

WHEN LEADSIDE MAKES A
THREAT, HE CARRIES IT OUT.

PHASE TWO IS ABOUT
TO REACH FRUITION.

DON'T WALK AWAY WHEN YOU'RE
ABOUT TO REALIZE A DREAM.

THE THING TO
REMEMBER, MY FRIENDS,

IS IF YOU LIMIT YOUR HORIZONS,
THE WORLD WILL PASS YOU BY.

THINKING BIG MADE ME THE
MASTER CRIMINAL THAT I AM TODAY.

LESS THAT FOUR MINUTES
AND 30 SECONDS TO GO.

NORMAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU CARRIED
OUT MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER?

- I DID
EVERYTHING YOU SAID.
- SPLENDID.

THEN PHASE TWO IS
ABOUT TO BE COMPLETED...

THE DESTRUCTION OF CONTROL.

THERE'S JUST ONE THING
THAT'S DISTURBING ME.

- WHAT IS THAT, LEADSIDE?
- WE ARE TRAVELING

AT APPROXIMATELY 65 MILES
AN HOUR. AM I CORRECT?

Norman: YES.

AND WE'RE ALL HERE... YOU,
NORMAN, KELLEY AND ME?

- SO WHAT'S DISTURBING?
- WHO'S DRIVING THE VAN?

YES? NOTHING?

WELL, KEEP ON IT.

- NOTHING NEW YET.
- ON WHAT?

- ON THE DRAGNET.
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
TELEVISION, LARABEE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT
LEADSIDE AND PHASE TWO

AND HOW LEADSIDE PLANS
TO DESTROY CONTROL.

IT'S GOING TO TAKE A SUPERHUMAN
BRAIN TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT, CHIEF.

99, WE HAVE A SUPERHUMAN BRAIN.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
PUT THE QUESTION TO IT.

FIRE AWAY, CHIEF. ASK ME
ANY QUESTION YOU WANT.

NOT YOU. I'M TALKING ABOUT CONTROL
SUPERHUMAN BRAIN A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

OF COURSE! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

THE AUTOMATED RECIPROCAL DATA
VERIFIER AND REACTION COMPUTER!

THAT'S HOW WE'LL FIND
OUT WHAT PHASE TWO IS!

- THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF.
- I'VE ALREADY PULLED
THE FILE ON LEADSIDE.

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT
HIM IS PUNCHED INTO THESE CARDS.

THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF.

- YOU WANT ME TO GO, CHIEF?
- THAT'S RIGHT, LARABEE.

WITH THIS INFORMATION, A.R.D.V.A.R.C.
OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO TELL US

JUST WHAT LEADSIDE IS PLANNING.

ALL RIGHT, 99. ASK A.R.D.V.A.R.C.
THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

HOW DOES LEADSIDE PLAN
TO DESTROY CONTROL?

I'LL SWITCH ON THE
AUDIO RESPONSE.

A.R.D.V.A.R.C.! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

NO NO, A.R.D.V.A.R.C., YOU
DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ME.

99, MAYBE THE INFORMATION
KEYBOARD ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY.

I'LL TURN ON THE AUDIO INPUT.

A.R.D.V.A.R.C.! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

A.R.D.V.A.R.C., WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT PHASE TWO?

A.R.D.V.A.R.C.! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

IT MUST BE BROKEN, 99. IT JUST
KEEPS REPEATING ITS OWN NAME.

WE'D BETTER CALL
COMPUTER REPAIR, CHIEF.

THE NUMBER'S IN
LARABEE'S OFFICE.

A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!
A.R.D.V.A.R.C.! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.!

A.R.D.V.A.R.C. is not broken.

What we have here is a
failure to communicate.

LARABEE, THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH A.R.D.V.A.R.C.

CHIEF, THE DELICATESSEN WAS SO
CROWDED THAT I COULDN'T GET ALL PASTRAMI,

- BUT I GOT CHOPPED LIVER.
- I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN FOOD RIGHT NOW.

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
A.R.D.V.A.R.C. CALL COMPUTER REPAIR.

SO SOON? THE REPAIRMAN WAS
HERE JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO.

THAT'S STRANGE. THE REGULAR
SERVICE CHECKS ON FRIDAYS.

WELL, HE WASN'T A REGULAR SERVICEMAN,
BUT HIS CREDENTIALS WERE IN ORDER.

- CHIEF, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...
- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, MAX!

SEE THAT, LARABEE?
I'M ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

RIGHT... RIGHT... RIGHT
ABOUT WHAT, CHIEF?

A.R.D.V.A.R.C. IS THE
BRAINS OF CONTROL.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO A.R.D.V.A.R.C.,
CONTROL WOULD BE DESTROYED!

THAT'S IT! A.R.D.V.A.R.C.
IS PHASE TWO.

- THAT'S WHAT HE WAS
TRYING TO TELL US.
- JUST A MOMENT, GANG.

LET'S NOT PANIC.

THE ODDS AGAINST
A.R.D.V.A.R.C. BEING PHASE TWO

ARE A MILLION TO ONE.

OF COURSE, LET'S NOT
RULE OUT THAT POSSIBILITY.

A.R.D.V.A.R.C., ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?

I am afraid it is too late.

I am going fast.

DON'T TRY TO TALK.
SAVE YOUR STRENGTH.

WE'LL HAVE A COMPUTER
REPAIRMAN UP HERE IMMEDIATELY.

I am afraid it is too late.

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO, CHIEF?

- I'M AFRAID NOT, 99.
- IS THERE ANYONE YOU'D
LIKE US TO NOTIFY?

Yes.

The cigarette
machine in the hall.

A.R.D.V.A.R.C., WHO
DID THIS TO YOU?

- Lead... Lead...
- GO ON! GO ON!

Lead... Leadside!

- IT'S GONE, MAX.
- DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?

LEADSIDE'S COMPLETED
PHASE ONE AND PHASE TWO.

WHAT'S TO KEEP HIM FROM
COMPLETING PHASE THREE?

JUST ME, 99. THE ONLY WAY THAT
LEADSIDE CAN COMPLETE PHASE THREE

IS OVER MY DEAD BODY!

MAX, I'M NOT GOING! I'M NOT GONNA
LEAVE YOU HERE ALONE IN THIS APARTMENT.

WE'VE BEEN ALL
THROUGH THIS BEFORE, 99,

AND I TOLD YOU IT'S TOO
DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO STAY HERE.

MAX IS RIGHT, 99.

LEADSIDE COMPLETED
PHASE ONE AND PHASE TWO

AND THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING,
HE'S A CINCH TO COMPLETE PHASE THREE.

THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S ALMOST
A CINCH TO COMPLETE...

A CINCH TO COMPLETE
PHASE THREE?!

WELL, MAX, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I DON'T? WELL, THEN WHO DOES?

I DO. IF LEADSIDE SUCCEEDS IN
GETTING IN HERE AND KILLING YOU,

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD I'LL LOOK?

WELL, AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE
SOME COLOR IN YOUR FACE.

MAX, WE'VE TAKEN
EVERY PRECAUTION.

WE'VE EVEN ACTIVATED
MAXIMUM SECURITY PLAN OMEGA.

- PLAN OMEGA?
- AND YOU KNOW

HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE
WE'VE USED THAT PLAN.

THAT'S RIGHT, 99. MY GOSH,
WE HAVEN'T USED THAT PLAN

SINCE THE DAY THAT
OMEGA WAS MURDERED!

WHAT DOES THE PLAN ENTAIL, MAX?

HUH? OH, YES, THE PLAN.

WELL, THE WHOLE BLOCK
IS COMPLETELY SEALED OFF.

- CHECK.
- ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE
ON EVERY FLOOR.

- CHECK.
- AND CONTROL AGENTS
ARE STAKED OUT

- IN THAT HOTEL
ACROSS THE STREET.
- DOWN THE STREET.

HUH? DOWN THE STREET?

- WHY NOT ACROSS THE STREET?
- BECAUSE THOSE ROOMS IN THAT
HOTEL ACROSS THE STREET

RENT FOR $35 A DAY.
CONTROL CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

BUT WHAT IF PLAN OMEGA FAILS AND
LEADSIDE GETS THROUGH TO THE APARTMENT?

THEN HE'LL BE IN A
LOT OF TROUBLE, 99.

BECAUSE WE'VE HAD EVERY SINGLE
THING IN THIS APARTMENT BOOBY-TRAPPED,

AND IT'S ALL MADE
OPERATIVE BY THIS LITTLE PEN.

THE OLD PAPER PAL DETONATOR PEN.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU JUST PRESS
THE BUTTON ON THE TOP OF THAT PEN

AND IT ACTIVATES EVERY
DEVICE IN THIS ROOM.

JUST BE CAREFUL TO BE OUT OF THE
LINE OF FIRE WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON.

- RIGHT, CHIEF.
- WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL. GOOD LUCK, MAX.

- COME ON, 99.
- I HOPE YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT, MAX.

- DON'T WORRY, 99.
- YOU REALLY HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

- I KNOW THAT.
- TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOURSELF.

- I WILL.
- AND DON'T WORRY.

- I WON'T.
- AND DON'T BE NERVOUS.

I WILL. WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH
YOU? I'M NOT NERVOUS,

I'M NOT FRIGHTENED
AND I'M NOT WORRIED.

I'M IN COMPLETE CONTROL
OF ALL MY FACULTIES,

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING

AND EXACTLY WHERE I AM GOING.

BYE, DARLING. SO LONG, FELLA.

HELLO? OH, IT'S YOU, LARABEE.

NO, THE CHIEF ISN'T HERE.
HE LEFT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

NO, I DON'T KNOW
WHEN HE'LL BE BACK.

HUH? A MESSAGE?

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

MAX!

- MAX, WHAT IS IT?!
- IT'S FOR YOU.

IT'S ALL CLEAR. WE CAN
BEGIN PHASE THREE.

GOOD. WE'VE BEEN IN THAT
CLOSET SINCE EARLY THIS MORNING.

YES, BUT LEADSIDE WAS RIGHT.

WE HAD TO GET IN THERE FIRST BEFORE
CONTROL SEALED OFF THE BUILDING.

- WHO IS IT?!
- Kelley: IT'S YOUR
AVALON LADY.

OH, SURE IT IS. THAT'S
THE WORST IMPRESSION

OF A WOMAN'S VOICE I'VE
EVER HEARD, LEADSIDE!

OH, SORRY ABOUT
THAT, AVALON LADY.

I WAS EXPECTING A FRIEND.

I'M DELIVERING THE
COSMETICS YOUR WIFE ORDERED.

BRING THEM IN, NORMAN.

Max: THAT'S THE SECOND-BIGGEST
COSMETICS CASE I EVER SAW.

LISTEN. I'M VERY BUSY TODAY.

COULDN'T THIS WAIT
FOR ANOTHER TIME?

I PROMISED YOUR WIFE
I'D BRING THEM TODAY.

I WON'T BE IN THE AREA
AGAIN FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

WELL, OKAY, BUT
LET'S MAKE IT SNAPPY.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, NORMAN.

Max: WELL, I'LL BE. A
WHEELCHAIR IN A COSMETICS CASE.

- NOW THAT'S RE...
- STAY RIGHT WHERE
YOU ARE, MR. SMART.

OKAY, THAT DOES IT.

JUST FOR THAT, I'M
CANCELING MY WIFE'S ORDER.

SHUT UP, SMART.

FIVE SECONDS, KELLEY.

THREE, TWO, ONE.

LEADSIDE, YOU TOLD
ME YOU COULDN'T WALK.

OH, I CAN'T WALK, BUT I CAN RUN.

- BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- NO. THE INJURY
TO MY SPINE

IS A UNIQUE ONE. AS LONG AS
I'M MOVING WITH ANY VELOCITY

I'M ALL RIGHT, BUT AS
SOON AS I STAND STILL

OR TRY TO WALK, I COLLAPSE.

THEN YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR.

MOST OF THE DAY I AM, BUT AT
NIGHT I GET OUT TO RUN MY DOG.

WELL, HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH ALL
THOSE CONTROL AGENTS IN THE BUILDING?

VERY SIMPLE. THEY WERE LOOKING
FOR A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR.

AND NOW, SMART, PHASE THREE.

NOT SO FAST, LEADSIDE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN WHEN I PUSH THIS BUTTON?

INK WILL COME OUT, OF COURSE.

HUMPH.

EXACTLY.

EH, LOOK, DO YOU MIND IF I
GET THAT PEN OVER THERE ON...

OKAY.

NO TRICKS, MR. SMART.

WE HAVE TO GET DOWN
TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND...

- PHASE THREE.
- AND JUST HOW
DO YOU PROPOSE

TO PHASE THREE ME, LEADSIDE?

ONE SHOT AND ALL
THOSE CONTROL AGENTS

WILL COME ROLLING
IN HERE LIKE ORANGES.

SHOOTING IS FAR TOO
UNIMAGINATIVE FOR ME.

NORMAN.

EN GARDE!

SO YOU WANT A DUEL, EH?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF YOU, LEADSIDE.

I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, SMART.

NORMAN AND I HAVE
NEVER LOST YET.

FORWARD!

BACK, NORMAN, BACK!

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

BACK BACK BACK BACK!

FORWARD! FORWARD! FORWARD!

BACK BACK BACK BACK, NORMAN!

YOU SURPRISE ME, SMART!
YOU HANDLE A SWORD WELL!

- FORWARD!
- YOU'RE NOT BAD
YOURSELF, LEADSIDE.

AND YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD TOO, NORMAN.

I'M GETTING TIRED
OF THIS SPORT, SMART.

I THINK I'LL PUT AN END TO IT!

99 GAVE ME THAT BUTTON.

THANK YOU, LEADSIDE.

I NEEDED THAT.

BACK, NORMAN! BACK,
NORMAN! BACK BACK BACK!

BACK BACK BACK BACK
BACK BACK... NORMAN!

MY MOTHER GAVE ME NORMAN.

THANKS, SMART. I NEEDED THAT.

NOW, SMART, TO
COMPLETE PHASE THREE!

KELLEY!

CHARGE!

OH, IT'S EVEN MORE
BEAUTIFUL THAN A.R.D.V.A.R.C. I.

That is a compliment. Thank you.

NOT ONLY IS IT
MORE BEAUTIFUL, 99,

BUT IT DOES TWICE THE WORK.

THAT'S WHERE LEADSIDE
MADE HIS FIRST BIG MISTAKE.

LIKE ALL OUR ENEMIES, HE UNDERESTIMATED
OUR TECHNOLOGICAL CAPACITY.

AND THE GOOD OLD
AMERICAN KNOW-HOW.

HELLO?

OH, YES, DOCTOR.

I SEE.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

THAT WAS THE HOSPITAL.

THEY JUST OPERATED ON LEADSIDE.

- IS HE OUT OF DANGER?
- YES, HE'S OUT OF DANGER,

BUT IT'S GOING TO
BE A HARD ROAD.

- HOW'S THAT?
- HE'LL NEVER RUN AGAIN.