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OH!
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AHH!
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THAT'S THE TEQUILA
MOCKINGBIRD, 99.
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ACCORDING TO LEGEND,
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THAT OBJECT IS WORTH A FORTUNE
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IN DIAMONDS, RUBIES, AND PEARLS.
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SO THIS IS THE LITTLE
DEVIL THAT COST
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CONRAD POMITER HIS LIFE.
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THE MILLIONAIRE ART COLLECTOR?
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DID HE OWN THE
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD?
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SEVERAL TIMES. WHEN HE WAS 30,
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HE BOUGHT IT FROM A HINDU SAILOR
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IN THE CITY OF TEQUILA, MEXICO.
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10 YEARS LATER, IT WAS STOLEN
BY A CHINESE ACCOUNTANT.
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AT THE AGE OF 52,
POMITER WAS ABLE
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TO BUY IT BACK AT
AN AUCTION IN BEIRUT.
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10 YEARS LATER, IT
MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED AGAIN.
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HE SPENT THE NEXT 50
YEARS SEARCHING FOR IT,
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YOU SAID THE MOCKINGBIRD
COST HIM HIS LIFE, MAX.
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HOW DID HE DIE?
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OLD AGE.
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YOU MEAN YOU HAD ME COME ALL THE
WAY DOWN HERE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT?
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I HAD IT YESTERDAY, I
HAD IT THIS MORNING,
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BUT NOW I DON'T GOT IT.
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KAOS HAS AUTHORIZED
ME TO PAY YOU $500,000
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UPON DELIVERY.
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$500,000?
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YOU'LL AGREE TO
THAT AMOUNT, VALDEZ.
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IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HOLD
OUT FOR MORE, I WARN YOU...
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NO NO, I ASSURE
YOU, SENOR DIETRICH,
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THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
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CHIHUAHUA, THAT'S MORE
THAN I MAKE ALL YEAR.
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THEN GIVE ME THE
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
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I TOLD YOU, I DON'T GOT IT.
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BUT I GONNA GET IT BACK.
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- WHO DOES HAVE IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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WHEN I GOT IN POSSESSION
OF THE MOCKINGBIRD,
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I KNEW I MUST HIDE
IT IN A SAFE PLACE.
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SO THAT'S WHEN I PUT
IT UNDER MY PILLOW.
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YOU KEPT IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW?
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SI. I WAS GONNA
PUT IT UNDER MY BED,
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BUT I SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
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WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY SIESTA,
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THE MOCKINGBIRD WAS GONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VALDEZ?
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I'M BEATING ON THE TABLE.
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I KNOW THAT, IT'S THE
WAY YOU'RE DOING IT.
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I'M JUST KEEPING TIME
WITH THE CASTANETS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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SHE'S SENDING A MESSAGE
WITH THOSE CASTANETS.
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YOU KNOW WHO SHE WORKS FOR?
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WESTERN UNION?
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SHE'S A CONTROL AGENT.
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SHE'S TELLING THEM THAT
SHE HAS THE MOCKINGBIRD.
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CALL HER OVER TO THE TABLE.
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OH, LATER, SENOR,
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I DON'T WANT TO
DISAPPOINT THE CUSTOMERS.
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WE MUST PREVENT HER FROM
TELLING CONTROL WHERE IT IS.
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AH, BUT IF SHE TELLS
CONTROL WHERE IT IS HIDDEN,
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THEN WE WILL KNOW
WHERE IT IS HIDDEN.
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AND CONTROL WILL HAVE
EVERY ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
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SWARMING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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I'LL TAKE MY CHANCE ON FINDING
IT MYSELF WITHOUT HER HELP.
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KILL HER.
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- NOW?
- NOW.
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BUT SHE'S COMING TO
THE BEST PART OF HER ACT.
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- DO IT!
- SI.
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THAT'S FANTASTIC, CHIEF...
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CASTANETS AS A RECEIVING DEVICE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, MAX.
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AT THIS VERY MOMENT
DOWN IN MIRA LOMA, MEXICO,
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ONE OF OUR CONTROL AGENTS
IS SENDING US A MESSAGE
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IN MORSE CODE ON HER CASTANETS.
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YOU GETTING EVERYTHING, LARABEE?
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WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF,
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.
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WHAT IS IT?
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THE CASTANETS
HAVE GONE DEAD, SIR.
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HOW MUCH OF THE MESSAGE DID YOU
GET BEFORE SHE STOPPED SENDING?
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Larabee: "KAOS IS ONTO ME.
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MAN NAMED DIETRICH AND MIRA
LOMA CHIEF OF POLICE VALDEZ
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KNOW WHO I AM.
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MOCKINGBIRD IS HIDDEN IN THE..."
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THAT'S ALL I GOT.
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HE MUST'VE STOPPED HER
BEFORE SHE COULD TELL US
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WHERE THE MOCKINGBIRD'S HIDDEN.
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POOR GIRL, SHE WAS
AN EXCELLENT AGENT.
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WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.
DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
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IT MAY NOT BE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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AFTER ALL, THE GIRL MAY HAVE CAUGHT
HER FINGER IN ONE OF THE CASTANETS.
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I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN BEFORE.
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NOT THIS GIRL, MAX.
SHE'S AN EXPERT.
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OH, REALLY? SO
WAS CHICO MENDOZA.
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MENDOZA? WAS HE WITH CONTROL?
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NO, WITH TRINI LOPEZ.
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HI, CHIEF. YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
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YES, MAX. I WANT YOU
AND 99 TO TAKE OVER
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THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD
ASSIGNMENT IMMEDIATELY.
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AW, CHIEF, WE WANTED TO
GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
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YOU ARE GOING AWAY...
TO MIRA LOMA, MEXICO.
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ANY MORE MESSAGES
FROM DOWN THERE, CHIEF?
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NO, BUT WE MUST
ASSUME THE WORST.
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MAX, WE'VE GOT TO
DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
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TO KEEP THAT TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD
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OUT OF THE HANDS
OF KAOS AT ANY PRICE.
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WE'VE BOOKED 99 INTO THE
CANTINA. SHE'S REPLACING ESPERANZA.
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CHIEF, THIS PLANE TICKET
SAYS "ROSITA DELGADO."
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- IS THAT MY COVER?
- NO, THAT'S 99'S COVER.
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YOU'RE GOING AS
DR. EARL J. LIEBECKER.
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OH. WELL, WHERE'S MY
PLANE TICKET, CHIEF?
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MAX, DR. LIEBECKER IS
DISCREDITED, DOWN AND OUT.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GET DOWN
THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN.
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WELL, I'LL NEED SOME
EXPENSE MONEY, CHIEF.
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CASH IN THAT TRAIN
TICKET I GAVE YOU.
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WHAT TRAIN TICKET?
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DIDN'T I GIVE YOU A
TRAIN TICKET TO TACOMA?
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NO, YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A
TRAIN TICKET TO TACOMA.
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- YOU GAVE ME A TRAMWAY
TICKET TO TEHACHAPI.
- NOW STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN ANY OF
THOSE TONGUE TWISTERS WITH YOU, MAX.
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THE LAST TIME I DID IT, I
COULDN'T TALK FOR TWO DAYS.
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CAN'T WE CASH
99'S PLANE TICKET IN
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AND THEN WE CAN
BOTH GO DOWN BY TRAIN?
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NO, BECAUSE I WANT 99 TO BE IN
MIRA LOMA, MEXICO, AHEAD OF YOU.
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MAX, I'LL ARRANGE
TRANSPORTATION FOR YOU,
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BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
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BUENOS DIAS, SENOR.
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OH.
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QUE SERA, SERA.
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BOY, WERE MY FEET PARCHED.
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MY CARD, SENOR.
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"EARL J. LIEBECKER, M.D."
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"M.D.," WHAT DOES
THIS STAND FOR?
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OH... MARYLAND.
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IGNACIO VALDEZ, CHIEF OF POLICE.
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I'M VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU...
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- AND MAYOR...
- WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE...
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- AND CITY CLERK...
- YES, WELL, YOU...
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AND SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS,
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CARDINAL, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
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DOG CATCHER, TAX
COLLECTOR, AND LIBRARIAN.
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REALLY? WHERE DO YOU
GET TIME FOR ALL THAT?
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WE AIN'T GOT NO LIBRARY.
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WELCOME TO MIRA LOMA.
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YOU WILL FIND THIS
VILLAGE VERY HOSPITABLE.
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AND HERE WE DO
NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
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I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, YOU SEE I'M A DOCTOR,
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AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
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IN CASE A PLAGUE
CAME THROUGH HERE.
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PLAGUE?
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WE HAVE NOT HAD PLAGUE
HERE FOR FOUR MONTHS, SENOR.
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OH, IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE PEOPLE?
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NO, IT WAS LIKE THIS
BEFORE THE PLAGUE.
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IN THIS VILLAGE THERE IS
NOT MUCH OPPORTUNITY
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FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.
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SO THEY ARE BORN HERE,
THEY ARE RAISED HERE,
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THEN THEY GO OFF
TO THE BIG CITY.
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- WHERE IS THAT?
- NORTH MIRA LOMA.
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TWO MILES UP THE ROAD.
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OH. WELL, TELL ME
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WHERE CAN A FELLA GET
A DRINK AROUND HERE?
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YOU WERE JUST STANDING IN IT.
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YES. I MEAN THE HARD STUFF.
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AH, THE CANTINA.
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YOU WILL FIND THE PRICES
LOW, AND IT IS VERY SHADY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
THE A.M.A. SAID ABOUT ME.
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HASTA LA...
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- VISTA.- HASTA LA
WHATEVER THAT IS.
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YES, SIR, THE ONE THING
YOU NEVER WANNA DO
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IS TO PULL A HORSE'S TOOTH
WHEN HE'S STANDING UP.
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- SENOR.
- AH, SENOR VALDEZ.
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JOIN ME IN A DRINK.
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SAY WHEN.
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WHEN.
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- HASTA LA...
- VISTA.
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YEAH, VISTA, YES.
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SENOR LIEBECKER,
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I WAS TALKING TO THE HEAD
OF THE TOURIST BUREAU,
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AND HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
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YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY
HERE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
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THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU.
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WHO TOLD YOU I WAS HEAD
OF THE TOURISTA BUREAU?
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YES, WELL...
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THE OWNER OF THE
CANTINA TOLD ME.
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I DID NOT.
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HOW 'BOUT ANOTHER DRINK?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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THERE'S A GENTLEMAN HERE WHO
WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO MEET YOU.
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THAT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.
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SENOR DIETRICH.
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DR. LIEBECKER.
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PLEASE SIT DOWN, DOCTOR.
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OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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SO YOU ARE A DOCTOR,
SENOR LIEBECKER?
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Dietrich: ARE YOU A SPECIALIST?
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SPECIALIST? NO NO NO.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT A
DOCTOR SHOULD BE A SPECIALIST.
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AND WHY NOT?
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WHY NOT? YES.
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I HAD A FRIEND ONCE WHO
WENT TO A BIG SPECIALIST.
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HE WAS A LIVER SPECIALIST.
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HE TREATED THIS FRIEND OF MINE
FOR LIVER TROUBLE FOR 12 YEARS.
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THEN THIS FRIEND OF MINE
FINALLY DIED OF KIDNEY TROUBLE.
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AND HOW GOOD A DOCTOR ARE YOU?
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I MAY NOT BE THE GREATEST
DOCTOR IN THE WORLD,
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BUT I'LL SAY THIS:
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IF I TREAT YOU FOR LIVER
TROUBLE, YOU DIE OF LIVER TROUBLE.
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AND IT DOESN'T TAKE
12 YEARS EITHER.
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PFFT! RIGHT INTO THE GROUND.
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YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK
SO MUCH TEQUILA, DOCTOR.
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OH, THIS STUFF DOESN'T
BOTHER ME AT ALL.
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LOOK HOW STEADY MY HAND IS.
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YOU GET A LOT OF THESE
EARTHQUAKES AROUND HERE?
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WELL, SALUT.
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YOU FORGOT TO OPEN
YOUR MOUTH, DOCTOR.
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YES, I DID THAT DELIBERATELY.
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I DECIDED THAT I'D HAD ENOUGH.
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WHAT DO YOU DO AROUND
THIS TOWN FOR EXCITEMENT?
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TONIGHT WE HAVE OUR BIG OPENING.
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MAX!
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- GIMME A HAND, 99.
- HI, MAX.
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OH, MAX, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
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HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING, 99? ANY LEADS?
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NOT A TRACE OF ESPERANZA
OR THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
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00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,872
MAX, THIS IS HER DRESSING ROOM.
226
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,174
WHEN I CAME IN, IT WAS
IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES.
227
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,710
VALDEZ AND DIETRICH
REALLY GAVE IT A GOING OVER.
228
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,913
- DID YOU SEARCH EVERYWHERE?
- ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.
229
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,915
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, 99.
230
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,650
BUT ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN...
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00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,185
IF DIETRICH IS STILL
HANGING AROUND,
232
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,687
THAT MEANS THEY HAVEN'T
FOUND THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
233
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,356
ESPERANZA'S TOO GOOD AN AGENT.
234
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,492
SHE WOULD'VE LEFT SOME CLUE AS
TO WHERE SHE HID THE MOCKINGBIRD.
235
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,527
QUIEN ES?
236
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,865
Man: SENORITA, LISTO IN
CINCO MINUTO, POR FAVOR.
237
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,366
TELL HIM TO SLIP
IT UNDER THE DOOR.
238
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,334
NO, MAX, HE'S TELLING ME
THAT I'M ON IN FIVE MINUTES.
239
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,836
GRACIAS!
240
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,571
YOU STAY HERE, 99.
241
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,674
I'M GOING TO THE CANTINA AND MIX WITH
THE CUSTOMERS. AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
242
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,511
- BE CAREFUL, MAX.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, 99.
243
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,080
- THEY REALLY THINK
I'M A DOCTOR.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
244
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,382
VALDEZ ASKED ME TO GO OUT AND
PLAY GOLF WITH HIM NEXT WEDNESDAY.
245
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,173
- VALDEZ, THE CHIEF OF POLICE?
- NO, VALDEZ THE GOLF PRO.
246
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,579
MAX, LOOK!
247
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,098
BOY, WHOEVER SWATTED THAT
FLY WASN'T FOOLING AROUND.
248
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,666
MAX, IT'S A PACKAGE.
249
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,435
I'LL BET THIS IS THE CLUE
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
250
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,560
I JUST HOPE IT ISN'T
FISH AND CHIPS.
251
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,244
IT'S AN AXE.
252
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,978
YOU MAY BE RIGHT, 99.
253
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,381
LOOK, SOMEONE'S
PRINTED A RED "W" ON IT.
254
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,883
A RED "W" ON AN AXE?
255
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,752
I'VE GO...
256
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,389
THAT'S IT, 99, A
RED "W" ON AN AXE.
257
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,991
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
LOOK FOR A RED-HEADED FIREMAN
258
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,993
WHOSE FIRST NAME
BEGINS WITH A "W."
259
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,062
A RED-HEADED
FIREMAN IN MIRA LOMA?
260
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,663
A RED-HEADED BOY SCOUT?
261
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,265
ESPERANZA MUST'VE GAMBLED
262
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,001
THAT THIS AXE WOULD FALL
INTO OUR HANDS AND NOT KAOS'S.
263
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,570
OF COURSE, SO SHE
PROTECTED HERSELF
264
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,906
BY VERY CLEVERLY
DISGUISING IT AS A CLUE.
265
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,798
99, LOOK.
266
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,876
SENORITA, I...
267
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,628
FORGIVE ME, I DID NOT
KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY.
268
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,298
I HAVE ASKED THE DOCTOR
TO LOOK AT MY THROAT.
269
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,267
IT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME.
270
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,770
YES, IT'S NOTHING TO BE
CONCERNED ABOUT, MISS DELGADO.
271
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,639
YOU HAVE A SLIGHT
INFLAMMATION THERE.
272
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,809
I WOULD JUST SUGGEST THAT YOU DO
NOT USE YOUR THROAT UNNECESSARILY,
273
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,267
AND BEFORE YOU GO TO
BED TONIGHT, JUST TAKE THIS.
274
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,953
"A HOT BATH."
275
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,911
GOOD LUCK. I'LL BE OUT
THERE TONIGHT WATCHING YOU.
276
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,048
GRACIAS.
277
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,334
WHENEVER YOU ARE
READY, SENORITA.
278
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,236
THE CUSTOMERS, THEY
ARE GROWING IMPATIENT.
279
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,393
- MOMENTITO.
- SI.
280
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,750
HMM. A, X.
281
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,868
OF COURSE! WAX!
282
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,703
BUT THE "W" IS RED.
283
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,671
RED WAX.
284
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,173
THAT'S IT!
285
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,376
THE TABLE WITH THE RED
CANDLE MUST BE THE CLUE
286
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,733
TO WHERE THE
MOCKINGBIRD'S HIDDEN!
287
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,949
WHAT IS THAT?
288
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,384
AN ANSWER TO MY
INQUIRY. IT JUST ARRIVED.
289
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,687
WELL?
290
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,388
MORE THAN WE EXPECTED.
291
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,390
IT SEEMS DR. EARL J. LIEBECKER
292
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,894
IS NONE OTHER THAN CONTROL
AGENT MAXWELL SMART.
293
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,398
WE ALSO HAVE ANOTHER
CONTROL AGENT IN OUR MIDST.
294
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,767
WHO?
295
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,403
- ROSITA DELGADO.
- ROSITA DELGADO?
296
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,406
WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?
297
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,463
COME ON.
298
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,419
A MOMENT OF YOUR
TIME, MISS DELGADO.
299
00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,623
I'M SORRY, BUT I AM DUE
ONSTAGE IN A MINUTE.
300
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,424
WHY BOTHER TO GO ONSTAGE
301
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,427
WHEN YOU DO SUCH A MARVELOUS
JOB OF PERFORMING RIGHT HERE,
302
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,729
MRS. MAXWELL SMART?
303
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,731
NO, I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE ME
MIXED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
304
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,533
LET'S SAVE TIME, MRS. SMART.
305
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,302
WE ARE BOTH AFTER
THE SAME THING.
306
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:17,005
WHY NOT POOL OUR
TALENTS AND JOIN FORCES?
307
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,040
I'M CERTAIN THAT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US
308
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,743
WE CAN LOCATE THE
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
309
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,845
- AND THEN?
- AND THEN... AND THEN
310
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,569
I KILL YOU.
311
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,618
SO YOU DO KNOW WHERE IT IS.
312
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,720
I THINK I CAN MAKE HER
TALK, SENOR DIETRICH.
313
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,290
I AM ALSO THE TOWN TORTURER.
314
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,559
WHAT IS THIS AXE DOING HERE?
315
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,595
I GAVE MYSELF A MANICURE.
316
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,797
RED "W." HAVE YOU
SEEN THIS BEFORE?
317
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:45,167
I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF AXES. WE
HAD A TONGUE WAR LAST YEAR.
318
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,137
TELL US WHERE THE
MOCKINGBIRD IS, OR WE'LL KILL YOU.
319
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,373
Man: SENORITA, LISTO AHORA.
320
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,475
I'M COMING.
321
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,644
LET HER GO.
322
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,946
SMART IS IN THE AUDIENCE.
IF SHE DOESN'T PERFORM,
323
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,948
HE MAY GET SUSPICIOUS.
324
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,117
DO YOUR PERFORMANCE, MRS. SMART,
325
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,319
BUT REMEMBER,
THERE WILL BE A GUN
326
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,677
TRAINED ON YOUR
HEAD EVERY MINUTE.
327
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,793
OH, AND PUT DOWN
THOSE CASTANETS.
328
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,051
THERE WILL BE NO
SENDING MESSAGES.
329
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,568
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
330
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,926
SHE IS DANCING, SENOR.
331
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:37,167
STOP IT, YOU FOOL. SHE'S
POINTING TO THE CANDLE.
332
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,518
GET SMART!
333
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,150
GRACIAS, SENOR SMART.
334
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,208
JUST PUT IT DOWN,
AND MOVE OVER THERE.
335
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,930
THERE SHE IS, SENOR DIETRICH,
336
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,599
THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
337
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,301
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. SUPERB.
338
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,537
SI, MAGNIFICO.
339
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,039
NOT BAD.
340
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:42,176
AND NOW, SENOR, I
WILL TAKE THE $500,000.
341
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,480
I DON'T THINK THAT WILL
BE NECESSARY, VALDEZ.
342
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:49,484
NOW THAT WE FOUND IT,
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAKE IT.
343
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,053
I DON'T THINK THAT
WILL BE SO EASY, SENOR.
344
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,389
JUST A MOMENT.
345
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,959
DO YOU MIND IF I JUMP IN HERE?
346
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,894
HOLD IT!
347
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,620
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
ANYTIME YOU'RE READY.
348
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,664
CHIEF!
349
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,371
OH, MAX.
350
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,243
GET IN THE CAR.
351
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,567
WE GOT THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD,
352
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:15,037
AND IN A FEW HOURS, DIETRICH
AND VALDEZ WILL BE BEHIND BARS.
353
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,772
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DECIDED TO
BACK US UP ON THIS ASSIGNMENT, CHIEF.
354
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,708
WE'LL SEE YOU BACK
IN WASHINGTON, CHIEF.
355
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,133
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THIS, BUT WHEN I
356
00:23:21,157 --> 00:23:22,911
RESERVED THOSE FOUR
SEATS FOR THE RETURN FLIGHT,
357
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:26,048
I DIDN'T REALIZE I'D BE TAKING
DIETRICH AND VALDEZ BACK WITH ME.
358
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,716
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CHIEF.
IT'S MORE IMPORTANT
359
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,617
THAT YOU GET THEM BACK
TO WASHINGTON FIRST.
360
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,386
WE DON'T MIND AS LONG
AS WE'RE TOGETHER.
361
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,488
COME ON, MAX.
362
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,949
SEE YOU BACK IN WASHINGTON.
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