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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro...

Tu propina?

Buen, hombre.Gracias.

Cigarros, por favor.

-What kind?
-Lights.

Oh-- Perdon.

Me dio usted diez, veinte,treinta, cuarenta-y-dos.

No, because you only gave me a 50.

Te acabo de dar cincuenta y cincuenta.

What the fuck are you trying to pull?

I just need Security here.

Security?I need Security.

I already gave you your change.

What are you trying to pull here?

What the fuck are you
trying to pull here?

You're trying to rip me off!

Excuse me.Excuse me.

Ma'am-- Ma'am,I'm a police officer.

What's the problem here?He's trying to rip me off!

I'm sorry. I was just trying to buy some cigarettes.

You be quiet and you stand there.

I'll get to you in a minute.

Now, ma'am,what is your name?

Dolores.

Hey, L.A.P.D. Vice.I got this, okay?

Okay, Dolores, I need you to calm down

and tell me exactly what happened here.

He asked me for a pack of cigarettes.

-He gave me a 50.
-Okay.

And now he's saying that he gave me 100!

-He's just trying to rip me off!
-Okay.

-Is that true?
-No. It's not true.

I was trying to buy some cigarettes

then she start to shout at me.

-I don't know what's going on.
-Really? You know what?

This all seems a little familiar to me.

Maybe we should have a little talk

with that waitress you bought the Coke from a minute ago.

Should we do that?
Hmm?

Officer, would you mind asking that waitress at the bar

to come over,please?

Now, what is your name?

What's your name?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Get over here.

[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

Don't make it hard, huh?

Relax!

Calm down.Slow down.

All right.What's your problem?

Huh? Been doing some drugs?Are you high today?

9:30 in the morning and you're high.

Dolores,are you okay?

DOLORES: I'm fine.
-All right, you stay right here.

I'm gonna need a statement from you. Let's go.

[WAITRESS SPEAKING SPANISH]
You stay with her, okay?

I'll be right back.

Right here.

Stand-- Stand，against the car.

What's going on?

Just relax.

Ah.

All right. Get in.

[ALARM BEEPS]

I'm not a cop. Get in.

I'll drop you off.

Look, no tricks,all right?

You wanna learn what you were trying to do in there?

I never thought about it.

Well, you ought to start thinking about it.

You know what?I'm okay, man. Thanks.

Look, you don't even know what you don't know.

Unless it was part of your plan

to get pinched and beaten for $45.

Listen, they got security cameras on us right now.

You want a ride or not?

Okay.

[TALK RADIO PLAYS INDISTINCTLY]

So you know what I do, right?

I usually work
with another guy.

A partner, a Jew.
Disappeared a week ago.

And no idea where he is, so...

I gotta find a new partner.

Why me?

I can't do
what I do alone.

You can only go so far
by yourself.

You know, you can survive,
keep going,

but if you want more than that,
you gotta work with someone.

And I've got
a lifestyle to support.

Look, I don't wanna be
your friend, okay?

I'll tell you that
right off the bat.

This is work.

So if I ask you
some personal questions,

it's only because
the more I know you,

the more I can develop
your role in the frame.

You understand?
Yeah.

You speak good English?
Yeah, pretty good.

All right,
so, what's your name?

Rodrigo.

What?
Rodrigo.

No.

No, we gotta Anglo you up
a little.

Uh...

Brian.

Brian?
Yeah, Brian.

What's your name?

Richard.
Richard Gaddis.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Psshhh...

[SIGHS]

This it up here?
Yeah.

Here.

Mmm, nice color.

RODRIGO: Yeah.

So how about this?

You give me a couple hours,
I show you some basic stuff,

get you warmed up.

If it works out,
we'll kick it up a notch.

You hate it,
you walk. Huh?

I hate you,
you walk.

Nobody gets hurt.

Okay.
Yeah?

Yeah.
All right.

[***]

Look, it's my experience people
are more likely to give money

to someone who looks like
they already have money, okay?

I walk up to you in
the street, all decked out,

standing in front of this car,
I got some kind of emergency,

you know, under
normal circumstances,

I don't need
anybody's help, right?

Mm-hmm.

And then there's you,
looking like you,

showing up with
the same story.

Who you think they're
gonna give their money to?

In my neighborhood,
you'd be dead.

Yeah, well, that's why we're
not working your neighborhood.

RICHARD: Ever been to Westwood?
No.

WOMAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Hello?

WOMAN 2: Hello?

WOMAN 3: Hello?
WOMAN 4: Hello?

WOMAN 5: Debbie?
RICHARD: Sorry.

MAN: Who is this?

RICHARD:
Oh, sorry,
wrong apartment.

MAN 2: Hello?
MAN 3: Hello?

MAN 4: Hello?

[INTERCOM RINGING]

ELDERLY WOMAN: Hello?

Grandma?

Yes.

Uh, who is it?

What, you don't recognize
your favorite grandson?

Nicholas?
How are you?

Well, I can't believe it.
It's been so long.

When did you get to town?

Oh, I got in last night.

Are you all right? I hardly
recognized your voice.

[COUGHS]

I know, I'm-- I just
got over something.

But I'm not contagious.
Don't worry.

You came to visit me?

Actually, you'll be mad,
I'm with a friend.

And we were visiting
somebody nearby here,

and my rental car
broke down.

Can you believe it?
The rental car?

Yeah, it's one of
those new Cooper MINIs.

Have you seen those?

A what?

Oh, it's no bigger
than your toaster.

It's so cute, you'll love it.
Guess what color it is.

Guess!
Turquoise?

No.

I wanted turquoise.
They gave me a blue one.

Cobalt, they call it.

Anyway, the guy is coming
to tow the car

back to the rental place,

and I don't have
any money to give him

because I left my wallet
at the hotel.

Oh, how could you go out
without your wallet?

I know. You know me.

So stupid.

I am so sorry.
This is so embarrassing.

But if you have just $100,
it would be a huge help.

And then I'll go back to the
hotel and switch the car out,

and I'll come right back
with the money.

It'll take 15 minutes.

Okay?

Are you there?

If Jerald ever found out about
this, he would absolutely flip.

Oh, I don't think there's
anything to be gained

by telling Jerald.

Can't you come up
for a minute?

I can't, I have to wait with the
car because of the towing guy.

I'm with my friend, and if
you could give him the money...

He's name is Brian.
He's really nice. He's Spanish.

Oh, okay.
[WHISPERS] Mexican.

I'm coming down.
Okay.

It's okay to leave it
with your friend?

Oh, yeah,
he's real nice.

He's a friend of mine
from school.

Grandma, the tow truck
is coming! I gotta go!

I have to go!

[***]

Hey.

She gave me 200.

Sweet!

And she said you should give
this back to your mother.

Why don't you
keep it?

You got a girlfriend?
Give it to her.

No, I told you. I'm not like
a professional crook.

Whatever.
You want the ring?

No, it's not that.

What is it?
You know, the--

You know,
the old lady, man.

Oh, I see.

Waitress in
a casino, fine.

Trusting old lady,
never.

Come on.

She told me
I looked like her nephew,

the one who died
of blood poisoning.

Are we still
talking about this?

Yeah.

I don't know, man.
It was weird, that's all.

So why don't you just
go back and confess?

I don't feel anything
for them, okay?

They're marks.

And some of them are
dumber than fucking pets.

You ever been to Beverly Hills?
No.

It's a great place
to work.

All right, so...

go in here, order
a soy latte to go.

Okay.

Pay with this.

And then come find me.

All right?
Cool.

I need money, man.

Yeah, join the club.

Yeah, but I need
a lot of money.

I need a lot
of money now.

How much?
A lot.

How much?
Seventy.

Seventeen?

No, 70. Seven-zero.

For what?

For my old man.

He owes it.

Gambling?

Yeah.

How much do you have?

Thirty-eight.

Who does he owe it to?

This guy. This Russian guy.

[LAUGHS]

If I were you,
I'd get a new old man.

I gotta do something.

They might
kill him.

They probably will.

Which is why you should
stay out of it, okay?

Look.

I don't wanna hurt anybody.

I'm not a violent person.

You know, I've never
even seen a gun go off.

That stuff at the casino
with you,

that was
like choreography,

I was totally
in control of that.

Don't get involved
with these people.

I'm telling you.

It's my dad.

I gotta do something.

[SCOFFS]

Personally, I don't get
the whole family thing.

It's like a big
fucking circle, you know?

It's like,
you're like your dad,

and he was like his dad, and...

I fought with my mother,
so now I fight with my sister.

It's boring.

And you know what the biggest
jerk-off of all is?

Beyond family even, because
you can't control your family,

is jobs.

I mean,
this totally mystifies me.

Can you believe
people actually accept this?

It's like you work all day.

People tell you what to do
all day long.

You know, and then,
on top of taking shit all day,

they can fire you!

Well, what did your father do?

He was an astronaut.

Take off.

What?
Take off, say goodbye.

Oh, okay.

Hey, I can't believe
I ran into you.

Was good to see you.
I'm in a big hurry.

I gotta get going.
Have a good one, buddy.

Excuse me, can I get
my change, please?

Um...what change,
sir?

The change for the 100.

What 100?

I paid you 10 minutes ago
with a $100 bill!

Sir, you didn't
pay me.

Excuse me, Daniel.

But maybe you got
too many tables or something,

but 10 minutes ago,
I asked

if you could break 100
and you said yes.

Sir, I believe you're making a--
We're past the "sir" stage.

I need to see the manager.
There's no reason to get--

I don't wanna talk to you
anymore.

You understand
what I'm saying?

I wanna talk to the manager so
I can get my change and leave!

Okay, you didn't pay,
so don't shout.

I don't wanna shout,
but I'm late!

Now, I wanna see the manager.
Go get your boss!

Don't be stupid.

Excuse me, is there
a problem here?

Yes, this gentleman
says that he paid--

No, no. I did pay you.

There seems to be
some sort of confusion.

No, there's no confusion!
I had a cup of coffee.

I had two $100 bills,
and now I have one.

Oh, here.

The corner's missing.

The bill I paid with
must be missing a corner.

Can you check and see if there's
a bill with a corner missing?

Could you come
with me, please?

I'm not going anywhere!
Get my change, please!

I have to get out
of here.

RODRIGO:
I knew that trick.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Did you ever try it?
Nah.

Why not?
I--

It's--
It's too loud.

What?

You know, you have
to make a whole scene.

That's the point.

They're not interested
in making a scene.

That's the key,
okay?

The more offended you are,
the less suspicious you look.

You know, things get sticky,
you blame everybody else.

Have you been
paying attention?

Yeah. I just think it's
too emotional, that's all.

This is private.

Hey.

So listen, I've been thinking
about it. Go ahead and file it.

Yeah.

I gotta go.

I got somebody here.
I gotta go.

All right.

Who was that?

My lawyer.

Hey, so--
So, what's next?

I don't know.

Maybe we should go
our own ways.

The Jew's gonna be
coming back soon.

He finds out I replaced him,
he'll be pissed.

The Jew gets jealous.

No, wait.

Hey, tell me,
what is it?

You're not into it.
You're distracted or something.

Maybe all this shit with
your father, I don't know.

You'll fuck something up.

[SCOFFS]

What could I fuck up?

You think too much.

I think too much?

But-- But why
is that bad?

You see what I'm saying?

Tell me why.
You'll hesitate. Okay?

You'll blow a frame.
I can't risk that.

That'll be three
for me. Three.

Look,
I need the money.

You know, I can't make
what I need on my own.

Yeah, well, too bad. Listen,
it's not about memorization.

This is a choice, okay?
And you're not ready for that.

You think it's something
to do for now.

It's not some
summer job, okay?

You can get the Wilshire bus
down here.

Can you get that purse
in less than 2 minutes?

What purse?

That one.

She has to voluntarily
hand me her purse?

In 2 minutes.

No.

I can.

No, you can't.
I bet you the ring.

All right?

[SNICKERS]

[CELL PHONE
RINGING]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Please.

Thank you.

Which floor?

Uh, four. Thank you.

Sir?
Ten, please.

[ELEVATOR BUZZING]

Oh, God. Oh, brother.
Oh, no.
Damn it.

Is it an earthquake?

No, no, don't worry,
don't worry.

Everything is okay.

Yeah, yeah, relax.
I can't stay calm.

Relax. These are very safe.
I'm claustrophobic.

Not good. This is not good.

Please, please, do something.
Let's call somebody.

Let's call somebody!
I'm doing it!

But it will take
more than 20 minutes.

I'm sure--
I gotta make a delivery.

I'm really not good at this.
Okay.

RICHARD:
Don't open the door!

Yeah, it's easy.

Let's just calm down
and wait for the authorities.

No, that takes
too long.

Did you push the "push to call"?
I did.

No, you're being
impatient!

No, listen! This is
how people get hurt.

Don't open the door!

Wait! Did you press
"push to call"?

Yes, he did!

It won't take more
than two minutes.

RICHARD: You're crazy.
I'm not going.

This was easy!

Okay.

Oh, no, let's
just stay here.

Let's you and I stay here.

I'm not gonna wait here.

You can use the stairs.
I'll help you.

That way?
I'll hold your purse.

I'll hold your purse.

Okay. There you go.

It is an easy job.
All right.

Come on.
All right, all right.

Can you
help her, sir?

Yeah, yeah.
Here, let me.

WOMAN: All right.
Come on.

Come on!
Ooh, aah!

Okay, it's gonna be easy.

That stuff in the elevator,
you made that up?

Yep.

That was good.

You have one thing
money and practice can't buy:

you look like a nice guy.

[***]

What?

You look like
a nice guy. It's good.

[WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]

WOMAN: When I'm on--
Shh! Quiet!

When I am on the phone,
I am on the phone!

Okay? That means
you don't talk!

Christie? What?

[THWACK]
Ohh!

Oh, my God!

RICHARD: Holy shit.
Holy shit.

Didn't you see me?
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

I didn't see you at all.
I was standing right here!

Oh, my God.
I didn't even see you.

There are people around here.
Are you okay?

RICARDO:
You could buy gas.

Of course, I could buy gas.

I could also not buy it.

Nobody would buy it
if they didn't have to.

You wouldn't have got that woman
out of the elevator, would you?

You would've just grabbed it
and left her there.

What are you talking about?

I said I could get her purse.
I never said I would steal it.

I never said
you said that.

What?

Oh.

There.

It's in there.

So here's my office.

Hey.

[SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING
OVER TV]

MAN: Teddy called.

When?

This morning.

What'd you say?

That you were in the hospital.

What do you want?
A Coke?

Yep. Sounds good.
Two Cokes.

RODRIGO: Someone's
looking for you?

Yeah. Some cop.

A cop? Really? A cop
is looking for you?

Relax, will you?
You see a SWAT team outside?

[PHONE RINGING]

Ron's.

Hang on.

Valerie.

Fuck.

Yeah?

Why?

Well, I can't.

Because I can't. Because I'm
in the middle of something.

It'll take me an hour
to get down there.

No, it's all the way
fucking downtown, Valerie.

Forget it.

That's your problem.

Hey, I don't know what
you're talking about, okay?

I don't know
who that is.

ANNOUNCER:
--fastball, there's a fly ball,
lazy, centerfield.

All right, you want me to come?
Yeah, I'll come.

But I'm warning you,

if this is some fucking ruse
to get me to talk about--

All right.

Fine. Fine!

All right. Bye.

Come on.

You're leaving?

Who was that?

My sister.

What does she want?

I don't know.

Says some guy I know

collapsed in the lobby
of the hotel where she works.

Had a heart attack
or something.

Hey, hey. No drinks
in the car.

Seriously. Drink it
or whatever.

RICHARD: You got any
brothers or sisters?

RODRIGO:
An older brother.

Where's he?

In Arizona.

What's he do?

He's gay.

That's his occupation?
What's he do?

Sells furniture or something.

RICHARD: You don't
talk to him?

Not that much.

How come?

He had a different father
than me. Okay?

Oops.

"Oops" what?

"Oops" oops.

What about you? Is it
just you and your sister?

Why do you want to know?

I just told you.

One sister,
one brother. Both younger.

What are they like?

My brother's great.

Michael.

Great kid. Really bright.

What's your
sister like?

What's my sister like?

My sister likes giving me shit.

[***]

Your sister
works here?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Who's this?

Brian.

Hey. Nice to meet you.

I called you.

He's working with me.
What do you want?

You wanna show me what
you have to show me, Valerie?

Or do you wanna make a scene

in the lobby
of your four-star hotel?

[PIANO PLAYING ELEGANT MUSIC]

VALERIE:
Richard, this
is where I work.

I don't want you
doing business here

and I don't want your associates
doing business here.

I heard you
before, Val.

Then why are your partners
collapsing in the lobby?

Who was it?

It's an old Spanish guy.

Yeah, that narrows
it down a lot.

Did he give you
his name, Valerie?

Ochua? O-Ochoa?

Ochoa's dead.

VALERIE: Well, "Ochoa" was
creating a disturbance

in the lobby
of the hotel,

trying to see
a guest,

a VIP, a V-VIP.

So I had him
escorted out.

Yeah. See?
My sister the snitch.

[SIGHS]

While this friend of yours was
being escorted out of my hotel,

he fainted
or something,

he had
a seizure.

I don't need
this, Richard.

The house doctor's probably
gonna call an ambulance.

What does this
have to do with me?

He was screaming out your name.
He recognized me, I guess.

He begged me to call you,
so I called you.

Oh, yeah?
And I'm supposed to...?

We'll have to go in there,
calm him down,

make sure that he
doesn't come back

and don't you
come back either.

You called me!

I know. Do what you need
to do, Richard, and go.

RICHARD:
All right, so let me
get this straight.

You came to the hotel,
[MAN RETCHING]

asking for Hannigan, and when
you couldn't get through,

you got nervous because
you thought you'd blown it,

and then you
collapsed, right?

[TOILET FLUSHING]

So now you need someone to help
you sell the goods today. Right?

Yeah.

So, what made you
think of me?

[COUGHING]
Because I saw your sister.

OCHOA: Huh?

The Monroe
Silver Certificate.

Huh?

Uh-huh.
I copied it!

It took me an entire year.

I almost ruined my eyes.

Yeah? You copied it from what?

From a set of photographs taken
by the Treasury Department.

I have a partner
on the inside.

He's my son-in-law.

He the one who told me about
the bill in the first place.

He-- He read a story

about Hannigan's collection
of antique currency.

He went and pulled
the file on it.

See, he's a janitor,
but he's smart.

He came to me.
RICHARD: Yeah?

So Ochoa the forger

has a relative in
the Treasury Department?

Yeah, yeah.

Sounds like a sting.

OCHOA: No! He's married
to my daughter.

Yeah? How come you never
told me about him before?

He is black. I didn't want
to get into it with you.

[SCOFFS]

Look, he's gonna
send it to a lab.

No. A lab test will
take a week at least.

He wouldn't have time for that.
He'll be gone tomorrow.

How do you know?

Oh!
How do I know?

Look at this.

He says that he is negotiating
to buy a group of TV stations,

but the seller is stalling
the negotiations.

This says that Hannigan operates
as a resident of Monaco,

that if he doesn't leave
the country tomorrow,

he'll be over the number of days
that he can spend in the U.S.

without paying tax on all of
his business all over the world.

And that could be
tens of millions of dollars.

Okay, how much
you gonna ask?

Well,
I don't know.

Double whatever he offers.

But Richard, Richard,
it's got to be done today.

Yeah, yeah.

It's now or it's never, okay?
Let go.

[COUGHING]
Let go of me.

Don't cough
on me!

[OCHOA CONTINUES COUGHING]

Okay, I'm gonna give you
20 percent.

Look, you're
confused, okay?

Because if I leave now,

all you get is a tube
up your ass at the hospital.

Look, I can call somebody else.
Yeah.

Go ahead. Here,
use my phone.

[PANTING]

How much you want?

RICHARD:
Ninety percent.

Th-th-that's-- That's crazy.

No, it really isn't.

Okay, fifty-fifty.

Ninety percent.

[OCHOA COUGHING]

I should have
called somebody else.

Hey.
Hey.

So I gotta go meet
this son-in-law

and go to Ochoa's.

So you're doing it?

Of course I'm doing it.
If I sell it I get 90 percent.

[WHISPERING] But this
is fucking federal shit, man.

Yeah. And it's
a six-figure score.

Okay. Listen.
Hold on a minute!

What? What?

I want in.

In where?

The deal. I need the cash, man.
I want a part.

A part? What are you
talking about?

We're together
for the day, right?

Just a small percentage.

What, because
I'm nice? Listen.

This guy got me
through my sister, huh?

Who the fuck
do you think you are?

Look, the day just took
a turn, my friend. Okay?

Come on. I was there.

[ELEGANT MUSIC STILL PLAYING]

[SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]

Your name is?

My name is Valerie.

Valerie.
Mm-hmm.

What are you
doing up here?

I need to get
my parking validated.

Is that what's-his-name?
Hannigan?

That guy you
were talking to.

Leave him alone,
Richard.

Don't tell him
you have a boyfriend.

It'll cut your tips
in half.

Do you remember
a song,

an old R & B song
from the '70s?

It goes something like...

* Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah *

* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah **

You don't remember it?
That's it. Let's go.

I won't
bother you again.

You have nothing else
you want to say to me?

Oh, yeah.
Talk to your lawyers.

It's your lawyers
who are holding things up.

That's what they do.

And what about Michael?

This isn't about him.

[WHISPERS]
It's all about him.
No.

You sued me. Now it's gonna
play out how it plays out.

What do you want?

MAN: Richard!
I want your...

Richard!
Hey, Mike!

How are you?
Good.

Look at you!

I'm okay.
I'm working here.

[LAUGHS]
Yeah, she's got
you all dressed up.

It's not a bad job,
though, really.

I'm just getting
the swing of it,

but...tips are great.

Yeah? That's what I hear.

I gotta get
back to work.

All right.
I'll see you later?

Yeah. Be good.
All right.

Yeah. Good to see you.

He's a great kid. I hope
you're not fucking him up.

Would you please leave now?

Ciao.

Treasury removed
silver and gold certificates

from circulation in 1934.

They asked people to redeem them
in exchange for cash.

Most people did,
but collectors didn't.

Treasury kept a list of all
the bills that was printed

and all that was redeemed.

And all but three of the bills
countersigned by White

are accounted for.

There's never been a recorded
public sale of this bill.

So most people,
including Treasury,

think that somehow
the outstanding bills

were either lost or destroyed.

So if one of these
would happen to turn up,

it would be the most
valuable piece of currency

in the history
of the United States.

How my father-in-law?

Old.

You got that right.

I gotta go.

So talk to Ochoa.

All right?
All right, babe.

[***]

[ALARM BEEPS]

You wait here.
No.

I'm not waiting
in the car this time.

Pssh. Fine.

[ALARM BEEPS]

Come on.
Watch and learn.

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

[DOOR OPENS]

Mrs. Ochoa?

Who are you?
I'm a friend of your husband's.

He sent us here to pick up
an envelope that he left for us.

It's a large
yellow envelope

on the shelf in the living room,
under the Chinese jar.

My husband isn't here.
No, I know.

But he said even
if he wasn't here,

that we could pick up
the envelope.

Can you go look
for it, please?

My husband is not in.
Come back later.

Ma'am, I heard you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We can't come back
later, okay?

This is very important.

Mr. Ochoa, Roberto,

told me to come over here
and pick up this envelope.

Roberto, my husband,
isn't home.

So if he's not home,

I would like to know why you
want to get into the house.

Ma'am, stop meddling
in your husband's business

and listen to me.

No, I can
call the police.

Ma'am, I don't want
to get in the house.

I can call the police!
Why call the police?

I just came to
pick up something.

[SPEAKING SPANISH RAPIDLY]

No, no, no, no. Come on.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Sí.

No, no, no.

Okay.

No, no! Not you.

You stay over there.

Oh...

San Juan Capistrano?
Sí.

What?

Fifteen percent.

Thirty.
Fuck off.

You can't do this
without me.

Fuck off.
I'll kill you first.

Okay. Let's go.

Twenty.

Minus expenses.

Sí.

Gianolo?
Sí.

Ooh.
Sí.

Ohhh...

Sí.
Sí.

[***]

RICHARD: Yeah.

Hey, hold on
a second.

Don't get fuckin'
taco sauce all over it.

Yeah. What do you got?

Mm-hmm.

What time?

All right. Thanks.

So Hannigan's supposed
to be at the hotel

the rest of the afternoon.

They're gonna have
drinks at 3:00.

How will you
get to him?

[PEOPLE CHATTING,
ELEGANT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SOFTLY]
Hey.

Hey.

Let's just relax.
He'll come.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING,
CELL PHONE RINGS]

Hello?

Hey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm at the hotel.

As soon as I can.

Well, I haven't
met with him yet.

What?

Because I know.

Because I know.

Because he's a collector,
that's why.

Rebecca.

Because he's leaving
the country, that's why.

It's some bullshit
world-tax thing.

All right. Love you.

[QUIETLY]
Phew. Jesus.

Oh, your phone's
working now?

Fuck!
Ooph!

[PANTING]

I wanna know what you're doing
in such a nice hotel, Gaddis.

I'm making a sale.
Straight up.

Don't lie to me.
I'm not!

In the bathroom?

You're making a deal
in the bathroom, huh?

Richard!

Wait, wait, wait. Whoa.

Who the fuck are you?
You with him?

Is he with you?
Yeah.

Get in here.

Come on!
I'm coming.

Now, what the hell
are you two up to?

[DOOR OPENING]

This is a police matter.
Why don't you step outside?

Excuse me, officer,

these, er, gentlemen are here
because I called them.

And who are you?

My name is William Hannigan.

I'm a guest here at the hotel.

You called them?

That's right. I called them.

So why don't you
put the gun down?

And then we can possibly

negotiate another means
of resolving the situation.

Well, I'm sure there is.
I'll let you know.

You come with me.

You two stay put.

What are you trying
to do to me?

Ha-ha! You said
make it look real.

Yeah, look real.

[CHUCKLING]

Okay, we gotta
go back in.

Just take whatever
he gives you.

What about
my part?

I'll get it to you.

Yeah, you'll get it
to me right now.

By the way, Teddy's
looking for you.

I'll see him.
Soon as this is done.

Well, he's getting tired
of leaving messages.

[GENTLE MUSIC STILL PLAYING]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

[SCOFFS]

[BILL RUSTLES]

[BILLS RUSTLING]

My pleasure.

Follow me.

Are you okay?
Oh, yeah.

Where'd your friend
get that gun?

Same place
he got his badge.

At his job.

You told the cop downstairs
you got something to show me.

Oh? Who are you?

I mean, I heard the name,
but who are you?

I'm the person you
were tipped off about.

Look, you did us
a favor downstairs,

which we appreciate,
but the truth is

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

You got something to say?

[ROUGH MEXICAN ACCENT]
No. No, he speaks
for me.

What?

He speaks for me.

I'm just about to complete
a $7 billion TV deal.

I don't have time
for these theatrics.

Now, if you've got something
to show me, then show me.

If not, there's the door.
Fuck off.

RICHARD: You got
time for us now?

You got this?
Yeah.

I want it.
How much?

You come back in two hours
with the actual bill,

and then we'll discuss
the money.

You wanna do this today?

Well, as you may have heard,
I have to leave the country.

No, I hadn't heard that.

Guess that makes us lucky.

I'll settle for smart.

[***]

What are you
doing here?

Don't worry,
don't worry.

Just stay
out of this.

We were just
having a meeting.

Oh, you're having a meeting?
Yeah.

You're business partners?
Don't listen to her.

Did he tell you what happened
to his last partner?

Make sure he pays you.

Richard. Richard!
Don't come back.

No, we'll be back.

I will call the police.

Yeah? And say what?

Richard, go.

So just talk to my wife
about the bill.

She'll know what to do. Okay?

Hey, listen.
I need a favor, man.

Can you take me somewhere?

Come on.

[MELLOW LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

RODRIGO:
MAN:

RODRIGO:

Awww...

MAN:

Aye.

I will.

[MAN SPEAKS SPANISH]

[BOTH SPEAK SPANISH]

Is your old man
sick or something?

Diabetic.

Insulin, the whole deal?

Yeah.

I'm not big on sick people.

He's diabetic.

I know. I'm just saying.
They freak me out.

What did your sister mean?

About what?

You know, about your partners.

What does she know?

She's not even in the game.
Uptight bitch.

And what is this lawsuit thing?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't know?

This thing with her
and your brother?

I was there, man,
I heard everything.

My mother died without a will.

And my smart-ass sister
thinks I shouldn't get anything,

so she hired a lawyer.

So then I hired a lawyer,
and my lawyer's better.

Okay?

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Why did you stop working
with Ochoa?

None of your business.

Today I'm your partner, right?
So it is my business.

You can say I unilaterally
re-adjusted the dividends.

Oh, so you
fucked your partner?

"You fucked your partner."
Were you there?

Listen, Ochoa's
an idiot, okay?

He's talented,
but he's an idiot.

Now, if it was so bad,
why would he call me again?

Listen, I'm not gonna
fuck you on this thing.

Oh, really?
Okay?

And how do I know that?

Because it would be wrong.

Focus.

Okay?

No, because I'm not happy
about my offer being shopped.

Because they've seen our books.
Give them one hour.

I don't care if we lose it.

I'm not prepared
to go any higher.

And you can tell them that
from me.

Yeah, well, I want you
to tell them in person,

but I want you to do it now.

Show me.

Check it.

Mr. Hannigan...

We have a full battery
of lab tests,

including a spectrographic
analysis--

Jeez, I don't have time
for this kind of bullshit.

You're the expert.

Check it over
and tell me if it's genuine.

[WHISPERS]
Smile when I...

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

The portrait is lifelike.
It stands out distinctly.

The hairlines on the points
on the seals are sharp and even,

with very well-defined outlines.

The background density
is accurate

and very well blended.

My opinion,
subject to further testing,

is...this article
is genuine.

Good.

Good, good.

Okay. Pay the man.

Thank you.

So how much?

Look, I don't know what
you guys do for a living,

and frankly, I don't care,
but one thing is certain:

you know fuck-all
about currency.

This thing dropped down on you,

so whatever you get tonight
is found money.

Am I wrong?

No, you're not wrong.

We don't know anything
about currency.

But we know that this is
the most valuable piece of paper

ever printed by
the U.S. Treasury Department.

Well, that is, according to

our partner
at the U.S. Treasury Department.

I'll give you
$400,000 for it.

What?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

What? What are
you doing?

[RODRIGO SPEAKING
SPANISH]
Brian--

Brian, sit down.

[CONTINUES SPEAKING SPANISH]

No. What are you talking about?

Sit down!

Brian, you're making
everybody nervous. Sit down.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Now--

Brian--

What is he saying?

[SIGHS]

He wants 750.

Fine.

Come back at 9:00,
and I'll give you the money.

We got $750,000.

Not yet we don't.

Twenty percent.
Minus expenses.

Bullshit. This is not real.
You're gonna fuck me.

This is not real?

Give me that.

No.

Come here, come here, come here.

Give me this.

Listen,
you shouldn't come tonight.

I'll do it myself.
You're gonna screw it up.

I'm not letting you
go by yourself.

Do you think I trust you?

[***]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

How did it go?

What?

Did he buy it?

What is it with this guy?

I don't know.

What are you
talking about?

My cut.

What do you think
you're doing? Huh?

Are you a fucking clown
or something?

Either I get my cut
or I tell Hannigan it's a fake.

And you and I both know
it's a fake.

How much?

Well, 15 percent.
Fuck you.

I'll tell him. I'll go
and tell him it's a fake.

Yeah, tell him,
and then you get nothing.

Ten percent.
Two.

Seven and a half.
Five. All right?

Yes.

Give me an address
and a phone number

where I can get
in touch with you.

How do I know you'll call?

What, do you want a receipt?

This is how it's done.

I'm not a thief.

Oh, yeah, of course not. Sorry.

Here's my card.

I'm at this number
in the mornings.

What time?

8 to 11,
except Wednesdays.

Fine. Goodbye.

Un-fucking-believable.

Everybody.

How much?

Five.

Five?

We're handing out
too many shares.

Where are we going?

Back to my office.

I don't want
to go back there.

What's wrong with it?

I don't know, by the time we get
there, we'll have to be back.

No, I'll meet you back here.

Hey, where you going?

I don't know.
I feel like walking.

Yeah, all right.

You ever been to prison?

Yeah. Juvie.

The first time they got me

I was part of a crew working a
merchandise thing, electronics.

You know, you rent out
a space,

you spend a couple months
building up relationships

with some suppliers.

You give them enough real money

to keep getting
your credit limit raised,

and your net extended
to 90 days, right?

Then once you got a couple
of companies on the hook,

you place these huge orders,
you max out your credit,

and as soon as the stuff
shows up

you sell it for cash
and you split it.

It's a pretty good one too,

because the suppliers
never even see your face

and it's three months before
they realize what happened.

But this guy we had driving
the stuff for us, Lance,

he gets pulled over
for driving stoned.

The cops check
the back of the truck,

so he gives everybody up.

Motherfucker.

The second time
was an insurance thing.

I learned my lesson there.

Insurance companies
don't mess around.

The good hands at Allstate
will choke you

till your fucking eyes pop out.

But, you know, I didn't get
messed with too much inside.

I got real sick once.

Had an operation.
Oh.

Prison hospital.

Never been so scared
in my whole life.

I mean, think about it.

You're a doctor.

You go to medical school so you
can end up in a prison hospital?

You have a girl?
No.

I can't be without a woman.

[***]

RICHARD:
Motherfucker!

Stop him!

Stop him! Stop that guy!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Go, go, go!

Check the briefcase!

Is it there?

No!

Fuck!

Fuck!

The idea was to wait a few years
and then let this one surface.

I mean, I don't know,
maybe in Europe.

How much?

[LAUGHS]

Aren't you getting a little
ahead of yourself, Richard?

What do you mean?

You owe me for the other one.

What's his offer?

Six--
Seven-fifty.

[LAUGHS]

Seven-fifty. Hmm.

All right, I'll give you
20 percent.

Ten for this one
and ten for the other one.

Well, that's-- That's fair.

So make it 30, for the stress.

Go fuck yourself.

In cash.

Up front.

Come back when you have it.

That's too much.
I don't have that much up front.

You don't have a choice,
Richard.

This morning...

I didn't have a choice.

We're fucked, man.

No. Fucked is when you're
handcuffed on the pavement.

We're three hours

from three-quarters
of a million dollars.

We're far from fucked.

But we have no money.

I have some money.

Oh, really? You have 225 grand?

No, less.

I was gonna sit on it
till after the lawsuit.

Oh, your sister, right?
The estate thing?

Another person fucked over.

She just didn't see
the angle, okay?

Otherwise
she would've done it to you?

Absolutely.

I'm telling you, you don't know
her. She's fucking unhinged.

You're following her
down a hallway or something,

staring at her ass
instead of watching her,

listening to her voice,
boom, you're done.

And where is that money?

[SIGHS]

Thing is
we're still short.

I can get something
from my lawyer,

plus, you know, my secret stash,
plus your 38,

that's still only 207 grand.

What?

Two hundred and seven.

No, I'm not giving you
that money, man.

What are you talking about?
You'll have 150 grand.

No way! I'm not giving you
my dad's money. I can't.

Wait.

Get out.
Wh--?

Get the fuck out.
Why?

I'll get the rest myself.
Get out. The day's over.

Go find another partner.

I'm not kidding.
Get the fuck out of my car!

Hey, take it easy, man.

You think I planned
this whole thing

so I could take
your lousy 38 grand?!

Huh?!

If you're so worried about it,

why didn't you catch the kid
with the briefcase?

Christ, have you learned
anything today?

Huh? Have you been
paying attention?

Okay, calm down!

Jesus!

It's money for my dad, okay?

What if something goes wrong?

They might kill him.
You said that!

Well, "what if?"
There's no "if."

This is happening, okay?
We're doing it!

We're doing this! Fuck!

You're trying to save
your daddy?

I'm trying to save my own ass!

Who do you think
is calling me all day, huh?

I got everything I have
on the line! Everything!

Look, th...
This is happening, okay?

We're doing this.
You gotta believe it!

Now, we're gonna make the sale
and we're gonna get the cash,

that's all.

[***]

Carlos.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Hey, man, this is Carlos.

Hello.

Can I have the keys?
Thanks.

[CARLOS SIGHS]

CARLOS:

What did he say?

Something about a Lexus?

This is a $60,000 car, okay?

Sí.

What, you don't trust me?

[PHONE RINGS]

Concierge.
This is Valerie speaking.

May I help you?

No. Richard--
It's too late for that.

By the lounge.

I'll give you five minutes
and then I'm calling Security.

RICHARD [SOFTLY]: I'm sorry
it got as far as it did.

I think the best thing for
all of us to do is drop it.

[CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY]

Just accept it, Valerie.

How'd it go?

What?

You dropped the lawsuit?
Yeah.

That ought to keep her
off my back for a while.

So have you got something
going on with the concierge?

She's my sister.

Really?

Does she know I'm about
to make you a very rich man?

Well, she knows
we're working on a deal.

Mmm-- In regards to the deal,

I really think you should
put in something a little extra,

like a signing bonus.

What are you talking about?

Valerie...
I want to fuck her.

I've wanted her since I got
here, but I couldn't have her,

but now I can because of you.

You're kidding me, right?

You get Valerie
to bring the Monroe,

and you and I still have a deal.

But it has to be her.

Because I'll accept no one else.

What happened?

She won't do it.

I already told you
I'm dropping the lawsuit.

What more do you want?

Just do this, okay, Val?

Do you understand
this is huge for me?

It's the biggest thing I've ever
even gotten close to. Please.

All you've got to do is bring
him the briefcase, you know?

Whatever happens after that
is up to you.

Listen, I'm trying to do
something here, okay?

I'm trying to meet you
halfway on this,

but if you really want me

to drag your ass through court
for the next 10 years

and you want Michael
to be a fucking bellhop

for the rest of his life,
just say no, just walk away.

Meet me in the ballroom
in five minutes.

[DOOR OPENS]

Richard!

Hey.
Hey.

Michael, I think
Richard has something

that he needs to say to you.

What's he doing here?

I want you
to tell him the truth.

I think he has
a right to know.

To know what?

How you doing, buddy?

I'm good. I'm good.

Good.
Richard.

Tell him about the lawsuit.

What are you
talking about, Valerie?

I'm talking about
the truth, Richard.

I'm talking about
the fucking truth!

He knows the truth, okay?

I told you my lawyer
screwed some things up--

Richard, if you want me
to fuck William Hannigan,

I want you
to tell him the truth.

What's going on?

Richard, tell him
the truth...

and I will go with Hannigan.

Tell him.

That's my price.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

Mike, uh...

I had my lawyer block the estate

and submit me as the only heir,

so I'd get all the money.

I bribed the judge.

And...

the--

The lawyers and...

the taxes?

Why?

It's a lot of money, Mike.

And this thing about Hannigan?

Mike, she's a big girl.

She knows
what she's doing.

Just stay out of it.

What the fuck
are you trying to do?

Huh?

Are you happy now?

Is that
what you wanted?

[DOOR OPENS]

Fuck you.

Hey, Mike--
VALERIE: Michael! Michael!

Michael!
Mike--

Easy, man.
Michael!

[GASPING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[PASTORAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Make sure
the money's all there.

Count it.

All right. So just don't let
the briefcase out of your sight.

I want 15.

What?

I want 15.

Thousand?

No.

Listen. The price
was my confessing to Michael.

That was the price.

Now it's that...

plus 15 percent.

Val?

I can't.

That would put me
at 70 percent out.

I'd barely be making any money.

Make up your mind.

Fifteen percent or I walk.

All right,
split it with me, 7.5 percent.

What?

Come on! I put up my--
I--

I put up my savings, my car.
Go halves with me.

Sorry.
It's your sister, man.

No, no.
I pulled you out of that casino.

I let you in.
I let you in.

You would have been busted
at the fucking casino

if it wasn't for me.

He's doing it.

It's okay.

Listen,
don't fall for my sister.

I told you,
you don't know her.

We're lucky
it was only 15 percent.

[SIGHS]

Hey. You got
any credit cards that work?

[***]

[OPENS DOOR]

What are you doing?

Where is she?

Did she come down yet?
Nope.

Why didn't you wake me?

It's the only time
I've seen you happy.

[ELEVATOR DINGS,
HANNIGAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Shit.

Mr. Hannigan.

HANNIGAN:
That's the important one.

Mr. Hannigan.

Ah, you came
to say goodbye.

No.
Make sure the Italians--

Uh, do you have
the money?

I gave it
to your sister.

And I'll tell you,
I've had some fucks in my time,

but she is up there
with the best--

Hold on a minute.

Hold on. You can't leave.

She hasn't come down yet.

What?

We had a deal, okay?
She hasn't come down yet.

Listen, just give me five
minutes to make sure it's okay.

You can't leave yet.

You're a rich man.
You got what you wanted.

Be happy.

It better all be there!

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

A check?

You accepted
a fucking check?

[SIGHS]

Did you look at it,
Richard?

It's a check
certified by the bank.

It's the same as cash.

I know what
a certified check is.

He didn't have time
to do it.

We set the price
yesterday afternoon.

Well, he had different checks
up there for different amounts.

He had one for 750,
one for 900,

one for $1.2 million,

so...got off cheap.

How do you know?

The hotel has
an executive-assistant service.

We did it for him.

Same as cash.

All right.

We have 45 minutes
before the bank opens.

I gotta make a call.

[***]

It's over.

[SCOFFS]

[SIGHS]

It'll never be over.

RODRIGO:
No, I mean
this business.

VALERIE:
Yeah, so do I.

How's Michael?

He'll be okay.

I'm sorry, man.

For what?

You know, I-- I thought
you were trying to fuck me.

If I were trying to fuck you,
you'd be fucked.

Listen...

I've been thinking about it.

I'm sorry about
what my sister pulled

in the hallway last night.

I'm gonna bring you
back up to 20 percent.

What?
I can't make a gesture?

You did a good job yesterday.

It's a surprise.

Yeah, well,
it's still minus expenses.

Thanks.

They'll be out front.

Thank you.

[WHISPERING]
Come here. Come here.

I want to talk to you.
Come here.

Listen. Val, I'm...

Thank you.

[SMACK]

The Jew's gonna
have an aneurysm

when he finds out
about this.

And a new partner
on top of it?

He's gonna be pissed.

You know what?

We should just call this
a one-time-only thing, you know?

Just split the cash.

What are you
talking about?

I don't wanna
keep doing this.

I just wanna use this money
to get myself going.

Look, you'll spend it
in six months.

You'll be back
where you started.

Maybe, yeah,
but it's my choice.

Fine. Fuck it.

Unbelievable.

Hey, wait, wait!
Gene, no.

Get over there!
Gene! Gene!

Let me explain, will you?

Come on!

I just need to go see Teddy,

then I'm coming
straight to you.

I want my money now,
fucker!

Gene, just relax.

What the fuck is this,
huh?

You want to get killed
over a fucking check?

What did you do
with the money?

I hid it, but--

I didn't want to risk
being robbed again.

Give it to me.

No. But...

No. If you kill me,
there's no money.

Then I kill him.

Gene, please!

Okay, go ahead.

I'll kill him.
I will.

Man, shit happens.

Brian! He's a fucking junkie!

Just give him the money!

No.

GENE: No?!

No.

Why?

You said "fucking check."

GENE: What?

You said "check"
instead of "cash."

I didn't say "check"!

Yes, you fucking did!

I didn't say "check."
[RODRIGO LAUGHING]

Yes, you did!

You said "check"!

Goddamn it!

You called me
on short notice.

I didn't have time
to prepare.

Get the fuck out of here,
you stupid sack of shit.

What about the 50?
I needed 50 for--

Fuck your 50!

Get out of here!

Now you see
why I need you?

Huh?

Fucking incompetent.

What?

What? Oh, you're hurt.

What's with
the raped-virgin look, huh?

You know what I do for a living.
I had to try.

What do you expect?

Yeah, something.

Yeah, well, come on.

The bank's already open.
Give me the check.

No way.
I carry the check.

You give me that check.
This is my deal. I'll carry it.

So just find
somewhere to wait.

Why?

Because I look
like a businessman

and you look like
a fucking cholo, okay?

Just blend in.
I'll find you.

Excuse me.

I wonder if you could help me.

I have a check I need to cash.
It's from the bank here.

Hmm.

Can you wait here
just a moment?

With a sum this large,

I have to clear it
with the branch manager.

Oh, sure.
It's just a formality.

Absolutely.

I meant to call
before I came over,

but my office had me
all tied up.

No problem.
Yeah.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

MAN: Excuse me,
Mr. Gaddis?

Yes.

I'm Joel Strumpel,
the branch manager.

Oh, hi. How you do?

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Would you mind stepping
into my office for a moment?

RICHARD:
Is there a problem?

It's just a formality.

Oh. Okay.

[***]

Sir?

RICHARD: It's an accident.

An accident... I tell you.

It's an accident.

GUARD:
Keep your hands on him.

Up to his knees.

Stand straight
up, sir.

Stand straight up.

Do you have
any weapons?

All right, let's take him
back to the bank.

RICHARD: Wait a minute.

[***]

[MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey. Did everything go okay?

Yeah. Just fine.

Good.

Should be careful
with that, guys.

Might be worth something.

HANNIGAN:
Not a fucking chance.

Come on, how did we do?
Did it go okay?

Yeah, we did okay.

You were scared.

HANNIGAN:
Stop being so coy about it.
Give us details.

We want details.

Okay. Did he run?

Tell me
if he tried to run.

He tried to run.

[ALL LAUGHING]

I told you
he would try to run.

Oh, I just wish
I would have been there.

VALERIE:
Hey, I thought you said
you were gonna quit smoking.

[ALL CHEERING]

Your dad says so.

OCHOA: I'm alive! I'm alive!

You! Yes, you are.

Oh, thanks. Thank you.

You okay?

Now I am.

The estate is being transferred
to me and Michael this morning.

Thank you.

I have something for you.

You do?Yeah.

It's very special.

It belonged to my grandmother and her mother before her.

That is beautiful.

[LAUGHS]