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Previously on Georgia and Mandy's first
marriage.
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Predicted sunny skies all through Monday.
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Yes, we've got him to thank for that.
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Or her.
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Oh, I'm at guard.
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I know so did I.
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Our father who aren't having sounds like a
man.
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Fair point, although created all life
sounds like a woman.
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Your Channel 7, I'm Mandy McAllister.
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He's a man.
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So God's a woman.
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I don't want to say that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Your comments seemed disrespectful.
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Full of God and frankly, a little ignorant
of the scripture.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't do this.
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I quit.
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What did she do?
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What did I do?
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We'll climb back into the low 70s Saturday
and Sunday.
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And then cold front number two rolls in
Sunday night.
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Can you believe that's where they replace
me with?
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I mean, look at what she's wearing.
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You're not in a nightclub lady.
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She kind of looks like, no, she doesn't.
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You're pointing a Dallas with two inches
lower, you dummy.
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What you watching?
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New weather, girl?
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No.
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Thanks for watching.
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I'm Kelly with an eye.
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And that eye is on your weather.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, everyone's going to love her.
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No one's even going to care that I'm gone.
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Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides, you'll find another job.
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Something easy to do.
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crazy, Georgie.
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I don't know.
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Just last week Kelly with an eye didn't
have a job and now look at her.
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Mr. McAllister, wait up.
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You two planted anything fun tonight?
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Movie or game?
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Maybe a shower?
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A shower?
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Recently.
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She's fine, she don't stay.
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Thank you.
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But your legs aren't getting a little
bushing.
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Here's an interesting thing.
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Women started shaving their
legs during World War II because
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their nylon stockings were
being used to make parachutes.
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How was that helpful?
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I didn't say helpful.
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I said interesting.
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Take it.
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The job hunt is not going well.
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Some of my tape to every station between
here and Houston, no one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks.
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You just got to be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up.
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I don't need to be pitied and I don't need
to be reminded about how hairy my legs are.
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So, I understand someone has a big
birthday coming up.
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When it's right, 21.
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I don't always become a man.
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Plan anything fun, Amanda.
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Oh, right.
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It's okay.
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I don't need a fuss.
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No, you got to do something.
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Mandy, what'd you do for your 21st?
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I don't remember.
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It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious.
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You can't got to do nothing.
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Oh, it's a big birthday.
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Whatever you want.
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I'm telling you.
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it's a big something.
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Have I tried your legs?
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We're wearing eyelons.
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They're available again.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't do it.
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They'll recognize my boys.
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I ain't calling the station to complain
about the new weather curl.
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No, you don't have to complain.
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Just say that you miss me because I'm also
the whole... Sorry, not doing it.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years of college and
don't charge you rent.
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Yeah, nothing else.
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Hello.
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Hi, Mandy.
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How are you?
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Well, it's rapping while you don't want to
go down.
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Understood.
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I just wanted to check in and see what you
were thinking for Georgie's birthday.
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Oh, um, he said he didn't want to do
anything.
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Really?
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Is it a surprise party?
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Is he in the room?
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If he is, just say, what did Missy do now?
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No, there's no party.
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We're just going to have a quiet evening
at home.
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Oh.
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Well, if there's no party, I'd be happy to
cook him a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol if he wants,
but no hard stuff.
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I'm not operating a speakeasy.
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Got it.
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I'll leave my moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke.
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Bye.
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Relax, I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey, it's Missy.
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Oh, hey, what's up?
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How about I throw Georgie a birthday
party?
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My friend Jennifer's parents are gone next
week.
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We have the place to ourselves.
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You want to throw Georgie a party at your
friend's house?
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Yeah.
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I just need money for a couple kegs.
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I am not buying you alcohol.
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I'm providing the venue.
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How about this?
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When you turn 21, I'll throw you a big
party.
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Like I want a 40-year-old planning my
birthday party.
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I will be 37!
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I'm going to cut out a little early on
Wednesday.
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My mom's cooking me a birthday dinner.
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Oh, I didn't know it was your birthday.
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It's okay.
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You ain't got to get me nothing.
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Ain't got to get me nothing.
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How about English lessons?
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It's your 21st, right?
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Yeah.
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And you're celebrating it at your
mother's.
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Yeah.
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Please tell me you're going to get drunk
after.
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No.
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My mom said I could have a beer with
dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar on your 21st
birthday is a rite of time.
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I don't want to make her celebrate.
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Fine.
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That I'm taking you up.
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Thanks.
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Awful done, kind of.
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Awful, dang.
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You do here, other people talk,
right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How about ice cream?
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I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey.
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I had a thought about Georgie's birthday
gift I wanted to run by you.
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Oh, crap.
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It's in two days.
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I know.
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I know.
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I know.
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What are you going to get him?
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I was thinking a silver money clip.
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Maybe shaped like Texas.
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I don't know.
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I was pretty attached to that stupid,
velcro bullet.
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Alright, I'll keep thinking.
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We'll be thinking too.
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He only turns 21 once.
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It should have been before you had a baby,
but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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I know you're having a tough time,
but it's a situation where reversed.
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You know, Georgie would suck it up and
make a fuss.
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Make a fuss.
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Fine.
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Leave me alone.
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You see, see, have an ice cream for lunch?
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I'm a bad mother.
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I'm a bad wife.
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Anything else?
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You kind of a crappy daughter,
too.
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Seven hundred.
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L.
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There are three L's, yep.
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Right, get up there.
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Close to five thousand.
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Where are you, John?
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Your legs aren't that hairy.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with the pits?
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Hey.
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Hey, how was your job?
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Fine.
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So listen, I was talking to
Ruben about my birthday,
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and he really wants to
take me out for drinks.
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What about your moves?
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We'll have dinner, and then I'll meet with
them afterwards.
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You don't have to come.
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It can just be a guy's not.
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I'm free.
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Great.
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The more the merrier... Well, hang on.
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I thought you didn't want to do anything
special.
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No, but Ruben's really into it.
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Well, then I should come, too.
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Sorry, dudes only.
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You know, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.
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No, I want to, because I am a good wife,
and a good mother, and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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You're kind of a so-so sister.
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Hey.
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Hey, champagne, for me and the birthday
boy.
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Thank you.
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How about me?
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You're making enough bad choices without
alcohol?
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A toast to my first born?
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I am so proud of you.
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I wish your dad could be here to see all
you've accomplished.
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A father, a husband, a business owner,
only 21?
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Cheers!
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Yes.
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Sorry, thought you were done.
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Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see what the
future holds.
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Happy birthday.
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Cheers!
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Thank you, Mom.
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Thanks, everybody.
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How we knew whatever you set your mind to,
you would achieve.
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Well, my parents used to say about me.
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Mom, you'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great husband to
provide for you.
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How about prisons?
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Oh, me first.
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Done!
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What is that?
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A Texas shake money clip.
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And it's solid silver.
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Thank you.
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This is perfect.
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Just came to me.
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I've been sitting on this wallet since 7th
grade.
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It's going to be hard to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom.
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Well, this is awkward now, but here.
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A new velcro wallet.
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Your birthday boy is here.
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Let me put you over here.
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Forget beer.
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Waitress, four shots of tequila.
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Really?
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Yeah, come on.
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It's a party.
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Okay.
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I'm going to put some songs on the
jukebox.
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I simply got an arrowsmith.
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That is your birthday, but no.
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Here you go.
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Whoa.
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Two of the birthday boy.
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Hey, we're going to wipe for Connor?
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Nope.
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Good morning.
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Oh, look what the cat spit up.
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What happened?
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Oh, well, I just puked a pepperoni pizza.
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I don't remember eating, so that's one
thing.
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When you and Georgia came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.
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Really?
273
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,000
He sounded pretty mad.
274
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,760
Do you hear what it was about?
275
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,160
You don't know.
276
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:17,720
Look at me.
277
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,040
Do I look like I know anything?
278
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,560
Well, did you see him this morning?
279
00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,280
Oh, he left before I got up.
280
00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,480
Well, maybe we made up.
281
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:27,990
He slept on the couch.
282
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,440
Maybe we didn't.
283
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,480
The toilet unclogs.
284
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,600
Someone drive to flush this money clip.
285
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,060
What?
286
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,960
You tried to flush my birthday present?
287
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:37,720
You stole my idea?
288
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,220
I got to talk to him.
289
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,140
Don't you think you should find out some
more information first?
290
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,040
Who's right?
291
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,080
Who's wrong?
292
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,840
These are important things to know if you
are going to win this fight.
293
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,780
Why does she have to win?
294
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,020
Jim, not now.
295
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,100
Oh.
296
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,510
You're alive.
297
00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:11,970
Impressive.
298
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,890
Need you to connect some dots for me?
299
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,030
Which dots?
300
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,970
A one's between tequila shots and ten
minutes ago.
301
00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:21,750
It's a lot of dots.
302
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,030
It was a lot of shots.
303
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,830
What's the last thing you remember?
304
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:28,890
He went over to the jukebox.
305
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,910
Oh, that jukebox.
306
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,170
A wasteland, a classic rock.
307
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,210
The Eagles.
308
00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:35,350
What an overrated band.
309
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,370
Hey, hey, focus.
310
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,250
Right.
311
00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,310
Wasteland, a classic rock.
312
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:42,290
The Eagles.
313
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:43,810
What an overrated band.
314
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,330
I'm just saying we've got to not pay for
sale.
315
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:48,970
Well, I don't have a job.
316
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,380
I don't have to get up tomorrow.
317
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,930
Uh, what'd you choose to walk away?
318
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,030
Do whatever you want.
319
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,510
Oh, I'm glad I have your permission.
320
00:12:56,745 --> 00:12:58,090
Oh, full table's open.
321
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:58,790
Who wants to play?
322
00:12:58,990 --> 00:12:59,450
I do.
323
00:12:59,570 --> 00:12:59,990
Cool.
324
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,350
Mandy, let's go play.
325
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,490
Oh, I'm glad somebody wants to have fun.
326
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,790
On behalf of my family, I apologize.
327
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,090
She's just blowing off stain.
328
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:13,630
Oh, crap.
329
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,210
What?
330
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:16,690
I'm the jerk.
331
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:17,950
Hold on.
332
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,110
She's been having a rough go of it.
333
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:22,710
Really just hope this cheers her up.
334
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,410
Well, that makes it worse.
335
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:25,850
It sure does.
336
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,620
Look, Oscar.
337
00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:35,940
Look, Oscar, Odo.
338
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,560
Oh, we've been good at it, Mandy.
339
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:38,740
George is not here.
340
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,440
He's on a toe.
341
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,700
Is he mad at me?
342
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,760
I'm mad at you.
343
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,200
You stabbed me with a pool queue.
344
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,740
Please, I would never do that.
345
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,200
I have a bruise on my left nipple.
346
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,520
Well, what about George?
347
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:50,380
I don't know.
348
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,336
He didn't seem happy when you're on the
payphone.
349
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,660
Hey, phone, who'd I've called?
350
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,840
I have no idea, although I would recommend
alcoholics anonymous.
351
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,160
Well, do you remember anything?
352
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:01,820
We're playing pool.
353
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,820
Well, I was playing pool.
354
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,120
Yeah.
355
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,180
Come on, you must find me.
356
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,220
Mandy, please, somebody's gonna get hurt.
357
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,900
Nobody's gonna get hurt.
358
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900
Oh.
359
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Your shot.
360
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240
Hey,
361
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,950
one of those was mine.
362
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:26,390
And it was delicious.
363
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:28,990
Maybe it's such a dick.
364
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,330
Oh, I'm not.
365
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,770
Mandy.
366
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:33,930
Fine.
367
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:37,030
I stood up for what I believed in.
368
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:38,370
And I lost my job.
369
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,230
And I was really good at that job.
370
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,050
You were.
371
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:42,610
Well, thanks.
372
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,030
They're good at your job, too.
373
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:46,850
Probably, I don't know enough.
374
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:53,770
It worked so hard to get my career back
and people were trying to recognize women.
375
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:57,690
Uh-huh.
376
00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,590
What did I say?
377
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:00,570
I don't know.
378
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,190
You were mad.
379
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:01,950
You were sad.
380
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,146
There was a hot girl at the bar.
381
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,170
What do you want from me?
382
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480
Well, then what happened?
383
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,650
I bought her a drink.
384
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:08,770
Her name's Rebecca.
385
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:10,190
She's a masseuse.
386
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,010
What happened to me?
387
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,550
Oh.
388
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,890
Then I saw you on the payphone and Georgia
being all mad.
389
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,830
I think I don't know who I called.
390
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:21,890
Good for you.
391
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,210
I'm gonna go ice my nipple.
392
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,130
Hello.
393
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:28,910
Hey, Scott.
394
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:30,150
It's Mandy.
395
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,170
It's nice to hear from you during the day.
396
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:34,130
Oh, so I did call you last night.
397
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,370
You sure did.
398
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,090
Did I wake you up?
399
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,190
You sure did.
400
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,130
Did I say anything embarrassing?
401
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,510
You sure did.
402
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,250
Please, please give me my job back.
403
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:48,750
I will get down on my knees but the floor
here is so sticky.
404
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,270
And I'm wearing a skirt.
405
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,330
Who are you talking to?
406
00:15:51,355 --> 00:15:52,355
Give me a sec.
407
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:53,510
This is important.
408
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:54,670
Come on.
409
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:57,250
We've known each other all the long time.
410
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,550
Is that Scott?
411
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,070
It's a work call.
412
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:01,890
You're drunk, darling.
413
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:02,950
You're ex-boyfriend.
414
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:03,470
Yeah!
415
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:04,570
I'm drunk, darling.
416
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,900
My ex-boss.
417
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:06,970
Hang up the phone.
418
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,190
You ain't got the phone.
419
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,030
Fuck.
420
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,230
Oh!
421
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,350
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
422
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:17,870
It's okay.
423
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,410
I hope Georgia knows there was nothing
inappropriate.
424
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,596
Except for you calling
me at home and waking
425
00:16:22,597 --> 00:16:25,371
me up and telling me
what you were wearing.
426
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:26,850
Sorry.
427
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,910
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
428
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,270
Did I get my job back?
429
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:34,630
You did not.
430
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:36,010
Yeah.
431
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,420
Hey.
432
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080
Uh.
433
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,920
I wanted to apologize.
434
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,180
Kinda busy.
435
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,220
Okay, no last night got out of hand.
436
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,808
And I'm really sorry
that I called Scott,
437
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:58,100
but I promise it was
just to get my job back.
438
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,640
You told me that last night.
439
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,340
Oh.
440
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,520
So, I already apologized?
441
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,460
Yeah.
442
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,160
Well, where are you still mad at me?
443
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,220
I'm not mad about the phone call.
444
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,740
I'm mad about what happened on the drive
home.
445
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,820
Did I puke on your truck?
446
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,060
In it, on it, around it?
447
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,340
Oh, I'm sorry.
448
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,880
Are you sorry for anything else?
449
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,440
I am.
450
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,700
Can you give me a hint?
451
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,820
Oh.
452
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,900
Okay, I'll go where you can go.
453
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,280
I can't wait to get this knot over with.
454
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,100
I was just trying to celebrate your
birthday.
455
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,880
To that wasn't about my birthday.
456
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
It was about you.
457
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,680
Well, sorry.
458
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,280
Not all of us have our lives figured out
at 21.
459
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,320
So now you're mad at my age?
460
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,140
Yes.
461
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,640
That's a constant reminder.
462
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,180
I want to fail your eye out.
463
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,300
Mm-hmm.
464
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420
Ugh.
465
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,240
Both so hard.
466
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280
What are we?
467
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,680
I saw you blew up your career.
468
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,820
Start over.
469
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,100
This was the start over.
470
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:06,980
I am 32.
471
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,360
I don't get more startovers.
472
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040
Paige, don't matter.
473
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,660
That is a dumb thing.
474
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,380
Only a 21-year-old would say it.
475
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,100
So now I'm young and dumb?
476
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:16,820
Yes.
477
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120
And that makes me old and ugly.
478
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,540
All over you?
479
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,280
Like a vomit bar, ho.
480
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,460
I'm really sorry.
481
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,120
I'll forget it.
482
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:33,100
It's just that everything seems to come so
easy to you.
483
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,180
Yeah, I'm easy.
484
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:35,620
I won't my ass off.
485
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,000
Yeah.
486
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,680
And you deserve all your success.
487
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,440
Well, you do too.
488
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,220
So what you didn't have at 21.
489
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,540
If you had it, we would have never met and
there'd be no CC.
490
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,300
You're right.
491
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,840
Oh, here's your money club.
492
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,300
Next time you're mad at me, don't flush it
down the toilet.
493
00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,680
I didn't flush it down the toilet.
494
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,360
So it was me?
495
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,840
Boy, I do not come up good at any of these
stories.
496
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,540
Bye bye.
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