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Moving is rated one of the most dreadful
life experiences, right along with

divorce. But I was crushing both.

I found a new place closer to the
hospital, and Elliot and I were finally

getting along.

And I think you should proceed with the
radioembolization.

Yeah, and I agree with Dr. Reed. She's
the best.

I am.

Rushing it at being divorced?

I think we're in the honeymoon phase of
our failed marriage.

It's amazing that we can agree on a
treatment plan for a guy's liver mass.

we were married, we could not order a
pizza together. Yeah, and now you can

scarf down as much disgusting ham and
hot fruit pizza as you want.

Just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend?

What'd you do? Well, since I have Ollie
next weekend, I finally put his bed

together. I've actually become quite
handy.

I think it was a slight concussion. I
blacked out for a bit. But when I

came to, the whole thing had been put
together.

It's okay. It's not like I had anything
better to do. Oh, I get it. When Ollie's

with you, I feel a little bit lonely,
too. I mean, throwing a bottle of

Chardonnay and I am just holding the dog
and crying.

You have a dog now?

It's the neighbors.

Ah. If you want to do something fun
instead of tragic, I'm going to a rave

Friday with my friend.

Maybe I should try something like that.

I'm in. Okay, we'll pick you up at
midnight.

Midnight at night?

I'm out.

Hey. Are you okay, Amara? Because I got
a text that said run over here right

damn now.

Yeah, I told Deshauna this wasn't an
emergency and we shouldn't say that, so

took my phone and texted you with it.

Nishes get stitches.

They do. These medical interns keep
dumping patients on us like the surgical

department is their daycare. Do we look
like the babysitter's club to you?

Kinda, yeah. Look, guys, surgical and
medical have always had beef, so figure

that out on your own. Okay, but hold on.
No, no.

We're not going to do that. I have
patients texting me, and I have three

daughters texting me about money and
rides to soccer and more money.

Four daughters texting me.

And I got a wife who's picked up extra
shifts and says I need to help out more

at home. What I don't need right now is
two more females tricking me into

running my ass off and getting more
steps than I need.

Got me all sweaty down.

I told you we shouldn't say that.

Hey, Bubba.

You know how I love and respect all
women, right?

Are there any women up in here? There's
a pretty gal upstairs, but I haven't had

the courage to say hello yet.

Well, don't. I'm so sick of the women in
my life, J .D. How come each and every

one of them is trying to get me to do
something?

Don't look at me. I was team vasectomy.

Worst part about it is, because Carla's
working so much, I can't even ask for a

little something -something in return,
if you know what I mean.

Sex? Yeah, J .D.

Sex. Well done.

She used to get worked up by Bridgerton.

But the new season doesn't come out for
another year. Spring 2027.

Just so worn out.

Man, I've missed this.

You and me just getting real about life.

Let's turn this place into our feelings
dojo. I want to order a loveseat,

candles, and two cozy weighted blankets
on Amazon.

There's so many choices.

Are we thinking faux fur or Sherpa
fleece? Bro, I'm thinking I live with a

of women. Let's get a poker table.

Turk, you beautiful bald bastard. That's
it.

We'll do a poker night like in the old
days. That's what I'm saying. This is

start of a whole new chapter for me. No
more sad sack. Full on fun sack.

That's what I'm talking about, right?
We're going to turn this place into a

brojo. A brojo.

Here we go, y 'all.

I'm never going home. It gets even
better. It does?

I got a roommate.

What?

Joey!

I'm your new neighbor, T .G. I was just
telling Turk about you.

What you watching?

I can't do this all on my own. No, I
know.

I'm no Superman.

I'm no Superman.

I gotta say, Sacred Heart seems like a
completely different place.

For example, some employees aren't even
human.

Morning, little supply bot!

The janitor likes me. Morning, Chief.

Morning. You're in for poker tonight,
right?

Oh, you bet.

I'm skipping my daughter's play to be
there. Oh, don't do that.

Oh, it's fine. She's 25, and it's
waiting for Godot. Oh, more like waiting

home, am I right?

You get me. We get each other.

I should probably learn his name.

As for the interns, instead of getting
pushed into burnout, they're now pushed

into mental health. Hey, Sibby, why a
wellness room?

I'm so happy you asked.

Nobody asked. Research shows, drumroll,
that activities such as meditation and

block building help reduce stress. She
wants us to play with blocks.

Apparently. The room is now open for
organized relaxation.

Can we go now?

Yeah, get the hell out.

But some things never change.

Turk and I were hanging like old times.
Too cheap.

We're all set, bro.

Once I feed the kids, I'm going to take
them to practice and I'm going to drop

them off at sleepovers.

Carla has a shift at urgent care, but
that gives me a four -hour window for

poker party. Come on!

Did someone say poker?

I'm in.

Sorry, Hooch, I actually don't have a
seat for you.

Oh, I wasn't asking.

I'll bring the bean.

Hooch is legitimately crazy. Out of his
damn mind.

Hey! Did you really just dump another
patient on us? Okay, first of all, he

spiked a fever. Okay, that means you
medheads have to admit him. Just because

you talk with your hands doesn't make it
okay. Okay, first of all, bring your

hands down. And the age -old battle
between surgical and medical rages on.

Check out our kids having their first
fight.

Should we fire up our parental voices?
Yep.

Okay, kids, shut down. That's enough.
Don't make us turn this whole hospital

around. He'll do it. Get over here. Get
over here. Right now.

Deshana, I saw that.

These photos are sick.

Did you wear your scrub the entire time
you were in Ibiza? I partied at night,

but during the day I did help little
kids with dysentery.

Ibiza has everything.

Take me back.

Okay, wait, let's follow each other.
Okay, Dr. Selfie, not exactly what I

by take it away.

Oh, okay, well, sorry. This is Mr.
Nichols. He's 27. He's admitted with

fainting, bleeding gums, and bruising,
and he's asking us to accommodate his

special diet. Oh, of course. Are you
vegan, vegetarian, gluten -free?

Tarzan. What now?

He's talking about the Tarzan diet. It's
like all over TikTok.

All organic, low carbs, maximum protein.

He has a whole page devoted to it. Check
out this video. He's crushing a 14 egg

omelet. Like what?

That was actually insane, brah. It's
doctor, brah. And that's probably why he

passed out at the gym. You need more
than protein.

The Tarzan diet is how our ancestors
ate. I'm surprised I have to explain

to a doctor.

My ancestors weren't Tarzan. Tarzan is a
fictional character.

I wouldn't be so sure. They did make a
movie about his life.

Oh, I love this room, Vivi.

When I was an intern, all we had for
stress relief was crying in the supply

closet. Oh, well, I learned all these
techniques at a seminar.

But I guess I got bed bugs at an airport
motel for nothing because the interns

don't want to come in here.

They think I'm weird.

You're not weird.

Thanks. I'm going to ring the
affirmation gong now.

Do I have to stay here until that ends?
Yeah, don't talk.

This feud between medical and surgical
has been going on since we were interns

and long before that. But it all ends
today. As your chief of surgery and your

chief of medicine, we are going to show
you how to consult on a patient

together. Today, med and surge merge.

You guys don't charge me per doctor, do
you? No, Mr. Johnson, this is a teaching

hospital. Oh, cool.

I have a new kid at home. Could you
please keep me alive?

Yes, we will, Daryl. Mr. Johnson is
presenting with lower right quadrant

Let's examine the patient.

Okay, you go first. I think that you're
going to teach me something maybe I

don't know. I'd love to show you
something, but I think that you might be

to show me. I knew what they were trying
to say.

I would enjoy if the two of us removed
our clothing and smushed all over each

other. I'm aware of that and have
similar feelings, which is why I

laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes.

May I have this dance?

Oh, my God.

D -Train, put a minute on the clock,
please. Thank you. Let's show these

how it's done.

He has rebound tinnitus. I'm thinking
appendicitis. And based on medical's

complete history and physical, we noted
a productive cough and thick pneumonia.

Although my surgical expertise is being
questioned, I welcome it because it's

best for the patient. Let's run some
tests. Time. 15 seconds.

Damn. That's how we do. Yeah, that was
way more impressive than whatever this

was.

It's the med -surge merge.

Yeah.

Oh, good.

I was just going to buzz you guys. Can
you switch my IV so I can work my other

arm? How about instead we work on
getting you healthy, okay?

Mr. Nichols, your 21st century TikTok
diet has given you one of the oldest

diseases known to man.

You have scurvy.

That's crazy, because I'm incredibly
healthy.

You'll get it from malnutrition.

Scurvy can lead to tooth loss, bleeding
eyes, and heart failure. Or it could

not, because it's also a super easy fix,
right, Dr. Reed? Correct. Dr. Tosh, you

need to add citrus fruits to your diet.
Which could be super fun. And hello,

farmer's market, right? You could be
like the hottest guy there. Plus, all

girls at the farmer's market are super
liberated.

You know what I mean?

I can't maintain 6 % body fat eating
fruit.

You do you, Tarzan.

Oh, one tip, though. Might be tough to
tear into a steak with only four teeth.

You don't strike me as the poker type.
You seem like a Bananagrams guy.

Blake, my boy, there's a whole lot you
don't know about me. Watch these hands.

Done a whole lot of dancing on the green
felt. My old poker nights with Dr.

Turk were pretty crazy.

Damn, that's what I'm talking about!

Hey, play my song.

Those were some of the best times of my
life.

Sibby, hey, girl. You know how to throw
them cards?

Poker night, tonight, my house. You in?

Poker?

No, I don't gamble.

What's the game? Five card stud, Texas
Hold 'em. What's the buy -in? Are there

buybacks, cash game, or winner takes
all?

No, I don't gamble.

I'm sorry. I need to go make a phone
call to the... She'll

be there.

Yes, she will.

I feel sorry for him.

I feel sorry for us.

You're a doctor. I've been a doctor for
20 years. He goes like this for 30

seconds on the toilet, and suddenly he
knows more than us. I mean, we're just

trying to help him. I know, but every
patient in here uses their phone for

medical advice. It's kind of the world
now.

And Sam, I don't like you enabling
patients like that.

So when we're rounding, I don't want to
hear or see your social media. Phones

are turning people into brain -dead
idiots.

I'm not a brain -dead idiot.

No, of course you're not.

I'd like to take you seriously as a
doctor, and right now I'm not sure

given me a reason to.

Dr. Turk, now, I'm not sure how things
worked in the 1900s, but you can't make

interns do personal stuff. To you, it
looks like you're helping me pack snacks

for my kids' softball game, but
secretly, I am teaching you a profound

life lesson.

Okay, you're just making this up as you
go along, aren't you?

Lesson one, always think on your feet.
Well done, Deshauna. You want kids?

I do, but...

Like most women surgeons, I'm freezing
my eggs. Okay, well, before you hit the

frost on those bad boys, just know this
is what your life is going to look like.

Surgeons are much different than
medical. We're always on call.

And every time you run out that door,
someone's always disappointed.

Damn. Well, so how do you make it all
work?

Oh, well, you don't.

Like right now, my best friend wants me
at poker night, but Carla's shift just

got canceled and she wants me home.

I bet you miss these, Papi. I mean, she
really wants me home.

Okay, yeah, I think this lesson is done.

No, not so fast, young Padawan. There's
one last thing no surgeon likes to do,

but we do it anyway.

Give bad news.

Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky
pictures and now he's not going to be a

poker. He said he will, quote, be
hitting that. I'm sorry for your loss.

Aces over Aces. You know what that... I
mean, fool.

Can we deal the next hand, please?

Just serve the dip, bitch.

Oh, man.

Hey, I drank too much. Is it okay if I
crash here?

That's definitely going to be a no.

When Kirk had sex after a dry patch, he
wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be

signs.

Good morning, sacred heart.

Scratches for everybody. If I get lucky,
you get lucky. Scratcher for you.

Scratcher for you.

Oh, Francois Dubois, scratcher for you.
Thank you, King. Yes, Queen.

Here you go, scratcher for you, Miss
Sibby.

I need a win. I need a win.

Thanks for nothing.

Hey, Blake, lean back.

I'm going to make it rain.

Scratcher, scratcher, scratcher,
scratcher, scratcher.

Hey, how's it going? Something tells me
you got lucky last night.

You know a brother don't kiss and tell,
but after the, yeah.

How'd it go last night? I'm sorry I had
to bail. Just like the good old days.

Really? No.

I'm in the hole, man.

Please don't flip it. It's brand new.
It's behind me.

You gotta live with your legs, baby. No,
no, no. No.

So Sibby tried to flip a table? Damn.

Yeah. Your next poker night's gonna be
amazing because I'm gonna be there.

cool, right?

Turk's your best friend.

You can tell him how you really feel. I
can't believe you had an intern tell me.

This was supposed to be the start of a
new chapter of my life, and you

me.

That's what you get.

Yeah, we're cool.

Oh, I didn't know you were a religious.

Oh, no, I'm not. I found this in a
patient's room. I'm using it to hide my

phone. Dr.

Reed is, like, all over me about it, but
I have this feeling there's something

else wrong with a patient, so I'm doing
a deep dive on his socials.

I think that's really great, Tosh.

I've read that book. He dies and comes
back in the end. Amara, we gotta go.

I was pissed at Turk, but I still had to
set a great example for our interns.

We're still waiting for the chest CT,
but the initial CRX confirms that Daryl

here has pneumonia, like I thought, and
not appendicitis, like Dr. Turk

mistakenly thought. But that's okay,
because I always have his back, even

he doesn't have mine.

Okay.

What Dr. Dorian is trying to say is we
don't have to cut you. Unlike his words,

which I believe were meant to cut me.
No, that's a first. A surgeon diagnosed

something correctly.

Medical, roll out.

Hey, let me borrow it real quick.

I'll pray for you.

Dr. Turk, my phone.

Yeah, this changes really hard on both
of us. But you've got to figure out your

new normal.

What's that about? Nothing, just Dr.
Selfie being more interested in DMing

patients than diagnosing them. Dr.

Selfie? Starting to sound a little like
Dr.

Cox.

Dr. Cox was hard on me, but he taught us
how to do things the right way. He also

called you Barbie and undermined your
confidence for years.

Don't you remember how that made you
feel?

She's really smart.

I mean, keep an eye on her, but give her
a chance to do it her way.

Okay, let's do this. Now I need to
handle my own drama with a little

Do people actually know you learned that
at magic camp? I didn't go to magic

camp, Turk. I went to Chris Angel's
sleight of hand symposium for wooing

Look,

it sucks you blew off my poker night for
sex.

I needed to be with Carla.

Things are hard for me, J .D. Work,
marriage, kids. I got a lot of pressure.

Takes a lot out of me to keep it all
going.

Dr. Reed.

I know you said no phones and you're
probably going to call me Dr. Selfie

No, I won't. Go ahead. Show me. The
stuff on Logan's page is really

You see that?

I used to be that fat loser. And I would
rather die than go back to being him.

So this is post after post like this?

Yeah. This isn't just about some fad
diet. I think it could be some kind of

eating disorder.

You're right.

He's so obsessed with healthy eating,
it's become a compulsion and made him

sick.

It could be orthorexia, and I missed it.

That was a really good catch, Dr. Tosh.

Honestly, I'm just, I'm tired of hearing
how overwhelmed you are by your big,

happy family and your wife that loves
you when I spend half my time completely

alone. I wish that I had your problems.

You sure about that? Because I never get
to be alone.

Last week, I got stuck in the stairwell.
I didn't call for help. I just stood

there at ease.

So yeah, maybe I'd love just a little of
your problems.

Radiology called up. It's about your
pneumonia patient.

One of the things that didn't change
about this place is that it has a way of

bringing people back together.

Orthorexia is a relatively new eating
disorder.

We're going to help you get through
this.

Unfortunately, sometimes it's the hard
moments that mend us.

So the pain was mimicking appendicitis
due to the shared neural pain pathways.

But it turned out to be a post
-obstructive pneumonia caused by that

mass.

So Daryl has lung cancer.

He just had a baby.

It's so awful.

So who's going to tell him?

Surgical or medical?

When things like this happen, we
suddenly see everything just a bit

Tell Nora Uncle JD says I hope she hits
a home run. All those things that felt

overwhelming, with a little perspective,
suddenly feel like a gift.

You want to come?

I mean, there's a divorced mom who
drinks Chardonnay out of a Stanley cup

wears no bra. I'm pretty sure you two
will hit it off. Sounds like a great

mistake. Maybe another time.

You know what? Give her my number.

Already did.

See you tomorrow?

Yeah, man.

And too much time alone feels like an
opportunity to be there for someone

Oh, hey, Dr. Dorian.

Hey. This week sucked.

I'm getting hammered.

You win?

Sure.

I don't have anything else going on.

Appletini's on me.

Oh, I will not be having that. But if
you are catching a check, let's go.

I've never tried an Appletini before.

I've never finished a whole drink
before.

Well, I hope you two like older women,
because tonight you're hooking up with

Granny Smith.

Okay, now everybody, take it slow. I
ordered these easy on the teeny, but the

sugar in these things can still make you
look crazy.

Thanks for buying, Dr. Dorian. I'm a
little late till my next paycheck.

Hey, what do you guys got there?

Is there an eight ball, nine ball?

Damn, am I in a city?

Okay, just one for me, then I got a date
with my couch and a little movie star

named Sandra Bullock.

I know they're just kids, but it's nice
to find a little community.

The best part is they have no idea just
how bad an Appletini hangover is.

Pinky out. Little slow sips.