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South
Park Season13 Episode04
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Oh,man,i thought that
day would never end!
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Hey,stan,you wanna maybe
study together after school?
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What? No way,wendy. Today's the day!
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What day?
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The day they're showing part two of
last week's terrence and phillip show!
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They're gonna finally reveal who
phillip farted on to get out of jail!
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Oh,god,that show is so dumb.
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Dumb?Phillip farted in
somebody's face super hard,
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but you don't know who
until this week's episode!
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This has been the
longest week of my life!
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Why do boys think farts are so funny?
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They're juvenile and gross!
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No,no,you're right,be.
Farts totally aren't funny.
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C'mon,guys. We gotta go!
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We're finally gonna learn the shocking
truth of who phillip farted on.
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Let's get to my house. C'mon!
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God,they're so stupid.
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- Oh,boy.
- This is gonna be great!
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I've waited all week for this.
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That's my seat,craig.
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Dude,i was here first.
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It's my goddamn house. Now get
your bitch ass on the floor!
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It's on! It's on! It's
on! It's on! It's on!
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You are watching the canada channel.
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The only channel in canada.
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previously on "terrance and phillip" -
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Terrance farted on the american
president,but phillip took the heat.
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It wasn't me!
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And now the thrilling conclusion
of "terrance and blood rage" -
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Will not be seen tonight.
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So that we may bring you
this queef sisters special!
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APRIL FOOLS
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What?
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Canada channel presents.
The queef sisters.
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Katherine and katie queef.
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Two toronto girls who love
shooting air out of their vaginas.
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It's a queef sisters
special on canada channel.
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All right,queef sisters. It's time
for your yearly pap smear and vag exam.
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- All right,doctor.
- I'm ready,doctor.
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Now,i'm just going to check for cysts.
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What the is this?
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Now listen here!
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If you queef in my face then i
refuse to be your gynecologist.
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I'm sorry,doctor. I had
air trapped in my vagina.
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Well,just don't let it happen again.
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Now,i'm just going to check for cysts.
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Now stop it. That isn't
funny. Babies come from there!
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That's it. No pap smear for you.
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But,doctor,what if i have cancer?
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You should have thought of that before
you queefed in my face three times.
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They,they aren't going to show part
two of the "terrance and phillip show"?
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Doctor,my sister is
just being difficult.
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Maybe you could just
examine my cervix instead?
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Oh,all right. Let me check for cysts.
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No!
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That does it,queef sisters.
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I'm not your vaginal doctor anymore!
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Oh,katie,i do believe
we made the doctor angry.
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I guess so.
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Dude,what the hell is
this disgusting crap?
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What the the hell is
this disgusting crap?
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Queef sisters?
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That's right. It's a hot new
canadian show we're trying out.
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You replaced our show with this?
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But they aren't funny.
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All they do is queef all the time.
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That's sick!
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You think farts are
funny, why not queefs?
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Because babies come from there!
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Ay,look,guys.
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Women are starting to be on the driving
force behind the television audience.
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You know,women empowerment and the get-go,be so
we want to try to appeal to the female sensibility.
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Sorry,guys,but if you ask me,
your farts have gotten stale.
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No! No,as a matter of
fact,i will not hold!
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I've been hold for 35 minutes!
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Well,we want some goddamn ed
answers,that's what we want!
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Like why did you show that smut instead of the
"terrance and phillip" conclusion,you asshole!
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What's going on?
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We're complaing to the canada network
'cuz they put something really gross on tv.
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You wanna tell me what's funny about two women
shooting air from their vagina into a man's face?
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No! No! See some of us were
eating when you showed that!
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I threw up on my way home.
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Clyde threw up on his way home!
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What makes you think you can put
that kind of filth on television?
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You tell 'em,cartman!
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What happened?
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They didn't show part two
of "terrance and phillip. "
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They replaced it with the queef sisters.
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It was just 30 minutes of
two women queefing on people.
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Oh,what,so farts are
hysterical but queefs are gross?
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You know little kids could
have been watching that!
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What kind of network are
you running there in canada?
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Don't call me "buddy. "
I'm not your buddy!
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I can't believe they're this upset.
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God,they're annoying.
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I don't even know what a queef is.
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It's when a woman blows
air out her vag,annie.
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You know that girl samantha dunskin,she
can make herself queef whenever she wants.
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Really?
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Wait a minute. I've got an idea.
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And to that end,by resorting to filth and
garbage,the canada channel has thusly -
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Robbed us of our innocence.
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Yes,that's good.
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Robbed us of us innocence.
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Hey,guys,we have a
little surprise for you!
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What?
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Butters?
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Oh,my god. Well,how is he doing?
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Yeah,yeah,i'm sure.
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Okay,well,thank you for telling
me,mr. Stotch. I'll spread the word.
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Yeah,you take care. Bye.
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We need to cancel our plans, sharon.
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There's going to be an emergency
all-parent meeting at the school tonight.
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Why? What's happened?
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A girl at school,she queefed
on one of stan's friends today.
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So?
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hey,pal.
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I heard about what
happened at school today.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Butters was just sitting there,dad.
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He,he didn't even know it was coming.
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I know,pal.
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Sometimes bad things
happen to good people.
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But,you know,butters is still butters.
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And he needs you guys
right now more than anybody.
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It was so gross,dad.
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It mean what if another
girl at school tries to -
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Hey,we're getting all the parents together
and we're gonna take care of this,okay?
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Nothing like this
will ever happen again.
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Okay,parents,some of you have already
heard,but most of you have not,mkay.
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We've had a terrible
incident occur at the school.
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Apparently a young girl went up to
a young boy here at the school,mkay,
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and queefed in his face.
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How did this happen?
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Where were the teachers?
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Whoa,whoa,wait a minute.
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Are you saying we're all here just
because a girl queefed on a boy?
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Just?
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We're here to find out why!
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The question is how do we send a message to other
girls in the school so this doesn't happen again?
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Now hold on a minute. I think
we're being a little drastic here.
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You know,i probably see a boy in my
office once a week for farting on a girl.
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What the was that have
to do with anything?
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- It's the same thing!
- This is ridiculous!
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Our next guests have really
taken america by storm.
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Their new hit show is being tuned
in by women all over the world.
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Please welcome the queef sisters.
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Oh,hello,regis!
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Hello,kelly!
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So,uh,gals,you seem to
really like queefing.
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Well,reeg,it's like this.
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We think that queefing is a perfectly
normal female bodily function.
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Why not have fun with it?
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But i mean,really,isn't
queefing a bit juvenile?
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Men enjoy farts,so why shouldn't
women enjoy their queefs?
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That's right.
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We've written all about it in our
new feminist book "eat, pray,queef. "
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Well,i think what you gals are doing
for the feminist movement is amazing!
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And that's why women all
over america stand behind you!
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No!
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Terrance and phillip,you've put on
a terrific show for many, many years.
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You've made canada
channel what it is today.
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You're fired.
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Fired?
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Sorry,guys,but this queefing
thing is really catching on.
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Queef sisters ratings
are through the roof.
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And to pay them what they're asking,we
gotta get rid of you. Goodbye.
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Here's some cookies.
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Brian,don't do this!
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You can't let canada channel be
soiled by that perverse garbage!
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You know it's sick!
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Yes,i know it's sick.
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To be honest,i gag every time
one of them let's out a queef.
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But it's money,goddammit,and
this channel needs it.
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I'm sorry,terrance and phillip. ******
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MARTHA*****
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i always love when spring is on the way.
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Such a fun and inspiring
time to decorate.
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Just like most women out there, i
have really got into queefing lately.
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There are a lot of fun and interesting
ways that we can decorate our queefs,
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And just make them more
dynamic for the holidays.
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What we're going to do is just
cut up some paper. Like this.
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You can cut out little stars or little
moon shapes and then just jam those up.
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And then i've got some just simple
sparkles from the hobby store.
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They come in these little tubes, which make
them very easy to just shoot right up the ol' -
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There we are.
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And you can of course feel free to add little
flowers,or maybe some festive easter grass.
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But the point is that when
we're done,we can let one rip.
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See how pretty that was?
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It's a good thing
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what was that?
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Oh,excuse me. I had
a little air trapped.
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Oh,my god. Did you
just - at the table?
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Pardon me.
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Mom,gross.
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Okay,that's enough,girls, all right?
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I mean,how old are you,sharon?
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I'm sorry. It's just,it's kind
of funny how much it bothers you.
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Oh,yeah. Yeah,that's really funny.
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Just stop it,mom.
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Yeah,okay,let's just try
to have a nice dinner. Okay?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Sharon marsh.
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Excuse me.
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Hey mom,do you like australia?
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'Cuz that was a great barrier queef!
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That's it. I'm leaving.
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I'm going,too.
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Oh,please,randy!
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How many times have you farted in the bed
and then held my head under the covers?
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That's completely different!
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Yeah,it's different,mom!
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All right. Tell me
exactly where the line is.
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Okay,how about this?
I have a friend abbey.
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She had a baby boy and it farted.
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Yeah.
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But she was actually still pregnant with
the baby boy and it farted inside her.
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Yeah!
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And then the gas from the baby's fart
traveled down and shot out of her vagina!
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C'mon,stanley. Let's go.
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Oh,so when does that stop being funny?
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It stopped being funny the second
that air came out her vagina,sharon!
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Look,katherine. I made queef cookies!
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But those are just ginger snaps,katie.
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Could you get that,katie?
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Oh,my god. Look,katherine!
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It's canadian television
stars, terrance and phillip!
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Oh,my god. They're famous!
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Oh,hello,sirs. It is
such an honor to meet you.
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Oh,katie,i'm getting all
goosebumpy and queefy.
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May we come in,please.
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Oh,certainly. Though i
fear we do look a mess.
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Pretty nice place you have here.
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Network must be paying you well.
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Oh,yes. The show is going
about as well as it could!
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All right! Enough with the queefing!
240
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We didn't come for a social call.
241
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,690
That's right. We've come to kill you.
242
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,990
Why kill us? We love you!
243
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,830
Because you've reduced canada
channel to smut and toilet humor!
244
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:52,110
Well,i suppose if we're going to die,we
should die by the hands of our idols.
245
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,960
Your idols?
246
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,620
We grew up watching you.
247
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,040
You meant the world to us.
248
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,710
We used to fantasize about
pleasing you in all different ways.
249
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Know that it is an honor
to die by your hand.
250
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,910
I don't think i can do it, phillip.
251
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,560
Why not?
252
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,720
Because i'm suddenly finding myself
strangely attracted to katherine.
253
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,790
What? That's crazy,terrance.
254
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,190
Katie is obviously the hot one.
255
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,790
Hey,butters. How you holding up,man?
256
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,130
Aw,hey,fellas.
257
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,710
We got you a present, butters.
258
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:32,100
I'll put it here on your nightstand,'cuz none
of us want to touch you since you got queefed on.
259
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,440
Aw,thanks.
260
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,620
Butters,i'm afraid
things have gotten worse.
261
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,850
All the women suddenly
think that queefing is funny.
262
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,650
Calm down,butters. The
men are taking action.
263
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,100
But we need to take your picture.
264
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,590
My picture?
265
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,800
You're going to be the
face of queef abuse,butters.
266
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,130
So that we can make
people open their eyes.
267
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:06,120
CANADIAN WINE*****
268
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,550
Dammit! I'm trying to
enjoy my wine, katie!
269
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,300
No,that was me,phillip. I farted.
270
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,030
Oh,this is a dream come true!
271
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,190
I've always wanted to meet you, phillip!
272
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,670
Phillip? I'm terrance.
273
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,120
What? I thought you were terrance!
274
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,180
No,i'm phillip!
275
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,660
Oh,dear.
276
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:14,020
A disgusting and violating trend is
taking over our city, our state,our nation.
277
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:17,070
Queefing has become an acceptable evil.
278
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:22,070
Last week at our school,a girl
queefed right into our friend's face.
279
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:26,220
That is why we are here to
tell you it's not a joke.
280
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:31,190
On television,us children are starting to
see and hear more and more graphic queefing.
281
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:36,910
I would like to take this opportunity to
explain why farts are funny and queefs are not.
282
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,360
Men have always joked about farts
and we,in fact,name our farts.
283
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,920
We have the
squeaker -
284
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,190
and then there's the fog horn.
285
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,620
And the don't be scared.
286
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,280
And of course
there's the -
287
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:58,140
excuse me!If that really is your
argument, it isn't a very sound one.
288
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,350
Women name their queefs,too.
289
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:03,080
- That's right!
- Of course we do!
290
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,850
For instance,we have
the sneezing unicorn.
291
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,180
And the resuscitator.
292
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,230
Sick! Stop it,lady!
293
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,830
That's not the same!
294
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,260
We've got the chinese firecracker.
295
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:22,180
That's all well and good,but
we can do the road warrior.
296
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:27,500
No! We go in! We kill!
297
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,680
No more talk! We kill!
298
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,460
Soon my dog of war!
299
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,720
But we have to do it my way!
300
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,290
Losers!******
301
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,310
Jesus c >
302
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,530
You stupid bitch! What
the is wrong with you?
303
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,410
I'm not your sex toy,you pig!
304
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,890
You don't queef in bed
while we're having sex!
305
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,970
You! You don't slap me!
306
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,420
Could you please keep it down.
We're trying to have sex over here.
307
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,770
She queefed while we
were having sex,terrance!
308
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,810
Sick!
309
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,890
What's the big deal?
310
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,220
I've been queefing in
this bed the entire time!
311
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,090
What? Gross!
312
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,070
How dare you!
313
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,530
Get out! Get out both of you.
314
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,610
We never want to see you again.
315
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,970
After everything we've been through?
316
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,320
What the hell am i gonna do, phillip?
317
00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,370
She makes me so mad sometimes.
318
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:30,030
Katherine gist won't stop queefing.
319
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,510
But i don't know if i
can live without her.
320
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,110
Katie,i'm sorry.
321
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,020
I was wrong.
322
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,080
Me too,katherine.
323
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,350
I don't love your queefs.
324
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,910
But dammit,i love you.
325
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,020
Oh,terrance.
326
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,920
Phillip!
327
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:57,980
Oh,my god!
328
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,290
Q*****
329
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,790
Oh,my god! Stan! Stan,we did it!
330
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,300
Colorado senate moves to ban queefing!
331
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,310
No way! We did it?
332
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,220
- Yeah!
- All right,son!
333
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,700
What's going on?
334
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,940
Read it and weep,sharon!
No more queefing!
335
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,650
Well,congratulations,guys.
336
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,970
Looks like you got us.
337
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,970
Good job.
338
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,110
Aw,come on. Just 'cuz you
can't queef anymore -
339
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,940
you really think women care
that much about queefing?
340
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:34,790
Is that really what you
think this has all been about?
341
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:41,420
This has been about women having a little
bit of fun for once at your expense.
342
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:46,990
For just this one time,we could be the
immature ones to make you feel uncomfortable.
343
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,130
But,no.
344
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:51,950
You just couldn't let us have
that one little thing,could you?
345
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,430
Because even though things
are getting better for women,
346
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,190
You still think of us as
lesser people sometimes
347
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,660
and we always have to prove
ourselves twice as hard.
348
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:05,680
Congratulations,guys,for
getting your way.
349
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,960
Again.
350
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,460
Mom,we
didn't mean -
351
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:21,000
boy,oh,boy. I think we might
have screwed up royal,stan.
352
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,550
Yeah. We all got so
caught up in how we felt
353
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,310
that we didn't realize women actually
cared about something a lot deeper.
354
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,230
Stan,let's call the guys together.
355
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,820
Maybe we can make this right.
356
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,490
There's a time in our lives
357
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,580
when we must listen to the oppressed.
358
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:49,760
And realmige we've
been keeping women down.
359
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,760
They have power and they have courage.
360
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,690
And we must all
stand by the belief -
361
00:19:55,700 --> 00:20:01,010
That a woman is strong and
she has the right to queef.
362
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:04,370
Fly free.
363
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:08,960
Free to queef aloud. Fly free.
364
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:12,160
Let every queer show that you're proud.
365
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:17,570
You faced so many challenges
to put an end to your grief.
366
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:23,250
You're a woman now and
you are free to queef.
367
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,960
It's time for equality.
368
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:29,150
We must give them the
respect they deserve.
369
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,970
They're just the same as you and me.
370
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:36,020
Their rights must be preserved.
371
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,210
Queef free!
372
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,300
Every woman has the right.
373
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,060
Queef free.
374
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,960
Let your queefing star shine bright.
375
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,860
You are woman,hear you roar.
376
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,680
Queefing too loud to ignore.
377
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:59,000
Queef a little each day and
let your soul take e pight.
378
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:05,050
Aaahh,ahhh,queef free!
379
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:15,540
For this reason,a man will
leave his father and mother,
380
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:19,790
And be united to his wife and
the two will become one flesh.
381
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,740
No!
382
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,000
Stop it,katherine! This
is a serious moment.
383
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:28,160
Therefore what god has joined
that wether let no man -
384
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,690
Oh,sick!
385
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,550
That's it! I now pronounce
you farts and queefs!
386
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:43,070
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