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Now!
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Freshman year of college.
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It's kind of like this weird science
experiment where a bunch of 18 -year
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receive this injection of adulthood and
are then forced to figure out how to
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fend for themselves for the next year.
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Okay, so maybe I'm being a little
dramatic, but think about it.
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When you've lived your entire existence
under the watchful eye of your parents
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and are then suddenly released into the
real world where you make the rules,
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some pretty crazy things can happen.
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You wake up in weird places and don't
remember how you got there.
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You survive off things like ramen
noodles and cereal.
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You experiment with sex.
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And sometimes with your professor.
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You learn how to navigate the complex
social structure comprised of Greek
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systems or the non -conformist system as
you try and etch
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out that little place for yourself in
the world.
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But what I remember most about my
freshman year of college was that even
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I was old enough to fall completely,
desperately in love, I wasn't old enough
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recognize I'd fallen completely,
desperately in love with the worst
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person.
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He broke up with me.
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Table four.
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Fast forward to my senior year of
college, where I was older, wiser, and
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reasonably recovered from the heartbreak
of freshman year.
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Or so I thought.
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What the hell's the matter?
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Nothing, just trying to teleport myself
anywhere other than this bar.
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Well, you better teleport yourself over
to that table, because we have customers
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in the intersection.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Because one of those customers is Josh
Reschek.
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I've never heard of him.
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I was in love with him my freshman year
of college.
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He was the first and last guy to ever
break my heart.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Now, will you go take his drink order?
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Dean, do you have any idea how
humiliating it is to be sitting at home
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dress you bought from Macy's for a date
with a guy you thought might actually be
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your soulmate, only to find out you're
just the butt of a big joke?
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No. I don't.
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Well, it's horrible.
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And even though you're my boss, I'm
going to have to be insubordinate here
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say, no, I will not go to Josh
Rochette's table.
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Well, that's okay, because he's on his
way over here.
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What?
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Hey, what's up, man?
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Hey, we're pretty dry over at our table,
bro. Do you think you can hook us up
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with some pictures?
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Sure, bro.
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Get right on that. All right, thanks,
man.
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All right.
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Is he gone?
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No, he's not gone. He just got here.
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Well, find someone else to cover my
shift because I am not going back there.
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mean, if he sees me, he'll have the
entire bar chanting wham, bam, thank
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you, lamb.
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Wham, bam, thank you, what?
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Wait, what does that even mean?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just a little nickname, his fraternity,
and the entire student population gave
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me my freshman year.
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I was Sigma Pi's sacrificial lamb, and
nobody ever let me forget about it.
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Look, I know you think I'm freaking out
over nothing, but I'm not.
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What exactly did he do to you?
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His fraternity initiation task was this.
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Get a girl to fall in love with him,
sleep with her, then dump her for no
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the night of the annual fall party.
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Peace, bitch.
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That girl was me.
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Josh Rochette's sacrificial lamb.
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All so he could prove to Sigma Pi that
he was man enough to be a part of the
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brotherhood. What a yuppie shit stick.
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You shouldn't give that khaki pant
wearing, smegma pie joining, average
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and fitch fucking douche nugget a second
thought.
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Easier said than done.
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Why does no one ever tell you how hard
it is to get over a broken heart?
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What?
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Alright, look.
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Josh Rosette...
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Might be the world's biggest jackass
frat boy douchebag.
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But I can promise you one thing.
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There's no way he ever spent any amount
of time with you and didn't fall
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completely in love with you.
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Are you actually being nice to me or is
there a punchline coming?
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Well, that was a hell of a punchline.
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Well, it wasn't a joke.
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I'm just going to get fired for this, am
I?
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Of course not.
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Okay, I mean, because I really need this
job. If you fire me, I don't think I'll
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have enough financial aid to pay for my
classes. I'm not going to fire you.
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Okay, good, good. Okay, this is good.
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God, I'm really nervous, and I mean, I
know it might not seem like I'm nervous,
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but I'm nervous.
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I'm not sure if I told you this, but I
haven't had sex in a really long time,
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like since Josh got set, three years,
and I've never had sex with someone
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older than me, like your age. I mean,
not that you're old, but you know what I
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mean, and I just don't want you to think
I'm completely inexperienced, even
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though I guess I kind of am. I mean, how
experienced can you be when you haven't
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had sex in three years? And at this
rate, I'm practically a virgin, but...
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I mean, even virgins have to have sex.
And did I just kill the mood?
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Hi, I'm Felicia Falcon here in Burbank,
California with Madison Presley, a
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college senior who three years ago
started a program with her two friends
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is changing the lives of people and
animals. Madison, tell me a little bit
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this program.
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It's called Pets Heal Heart, and we
actually go around to the local shelters
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rescue abused and neglected dogs, bring
them to the juvenile detention centers
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where the kids can actually train and
rehabilitate their rescue dogs. And
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working with the dogs teaches them
patience, compassion, and also the
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of making a difference in the world.
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That is incredible.
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I'm curious, how can our viewers get
involved in helping out with this kind
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program? We need donations and
volunteers to really get our name out
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Bo! Look who it is.
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Dude, check it out. You're famous.
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Do I sound like an idiot?
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No more of an idiot than you normally
do.
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So what's up? What's the story? What
happened to you last night?
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Well, Josh Rochette came into the bar.
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Oh, dude.
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You spent the night with Josh Rochette?
No, are you kidding me? He was there
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with Bethany Landis.
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Bethany Landis?
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Please tell me that sorority horse
turned into some skanky crackhead.
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Nope. Still perfect as ever.
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That fucking bitch.
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Well, anyway, it just got me thinking
about all these memories from freshman
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year, and I kind of hooked up with
somebody.
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What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Okay, so you see your kind of ex
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-boyfriend and his Delta Gamma bitch
girlfriend at the bar, so you leave with
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some random person?
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You. It wasn't random. It was Dean.
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Dean? Finally!
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What? Dude, that's a career sabotage.
Lucas, bartending isn't my career.
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Was it good? I mean, we just made out.
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But was it good?
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It was at first, but then I kind of
ruined it by talking.
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Why do you always have to talk? Don't
talk.
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Yeah, but that advice usually works
better for Olivia.
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Says the guy who's made out with no one.
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Okay, so when are you going to finish
things with Dean?
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No, he slept on the couch. It was just a
fleeting moment. A rebound.
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A rebound from what?
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Josh.
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No, no, no, no, no. You don't have
rebounds.
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From things that happened three years
ago. Yeah, and usually a rebound
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actual sex.
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Well, I'm not gonna have sex with Dean.
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It was just a one -time thing.
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What?
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Yeah, okay.
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Do I look fat?
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What?
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No, your body is perfect.
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I'm a half an inch bigger than I was
yesterday. A half an inch. That's almost
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pound of fat.
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How am I supposed to throw this big
health benefit for Delta Gamma when I
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like this?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's your period or something.
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So I do look fat?
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You're going to have to roll me around
in flour and find the wet spot.
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I found it!
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Your body looks exactly the same way as
it always does.
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Nobody's going to take me serious.
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I mean, how am I supposed to perform a
healthy living when I don't even fit
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my fat jeans?
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I'm a whale.
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Let's have sex.
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What?
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No.
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I got to study for my econ exam. It's in
like two hours.
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It's okay. I'll be quick.
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Bethy, I'm on academic probation.
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If I flunk another class, my dad's going
to have to buy me another passing
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grade. There's no way I can do this.
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That's okay.
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Then let him at the job.
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Besides, having sex burns calories and
promotes brain function, so we both win.
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Don't be such a good boy.
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We need donations and volunteers to
really get our name out there. We want
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to go national.
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Oh, my God, it's Wham Bam. Thank you,
Wham. Here is Madison. Was there
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in particular that inspired the creation
of this program?
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Now she's fat. Actually, a few years
ago, I found myself the butt of a pretty
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nasty fraternity joke, which then
snowballed into an even bigger joke
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campus. And even though a lot of people
thought it was funny, I didn't.
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I don't think people realize just how
hurt I was by what had happened.
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So I decided to start Pets Heal Hearts
as a way to teach people compassion.
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Sounds like those fraternity boys might
have learned something from Pets Heal
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Hearts. Oh, my God.
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She's so talking about you. My baby made
it on TV. That's so cool.
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Remember, Pets Heal Hearts. They're
looking for donators, volunteers.
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Check them out on Tumblr.
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PetsHealHearts .tumblr .com. Back to
you, Bob.
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit.
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What holy shit?
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Someone just donated $5 ,000 to Pet Pale
Heart.
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Holy shit.
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So what's the story? Does it say who it
was?
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Well, it says anonymous donor.
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Who would donate $5 ,000 and not want to
brag about it?
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Can we find out somehow?
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Nah, it's impossible.
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Usually with these anonymous donations,
it's hidden through the back end of the
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payment system.
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I thought you were... You're supposed to
be some expert hacker.
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I am.
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Well, then find out who it is. This
person obviously has some level of power
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they can just donate 5Gs at the drop of
a hat.
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Maybe they could do more for the
program.
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Exposure. Well, yeah. What are we
supposed to do, huh?
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Track them down, bang on their door, and
demand another handout?
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Uh, yeah.
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Dude, 5K is a pretty big handout.
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Which means they could take us to the
next level.
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This person is probably famous.
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A reporter, businessman, or...
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Something. Enforcement!
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We need to take this national, no,
global, with pets heal hearts.
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Hack the system.
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Are you listening to this? I just told
you, I can't.
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Okay, so basically what you're telling
me is you're some faux hacker?
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I thought you could crack into any
online code.
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I can.
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Don't think it's worth it.
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I mean, what's the incentive?
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The incentive is I'll let you make out
with me.
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Ew, did I just say that?
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With tongue?
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Ew! No tongue, no deal.
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You know what? Fine.
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Tongue, whatever.
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Sacrifices I make for this charity.
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You two better not forget this.
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You're not weirded out about the other
night, are you?
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Nah. I'm used to having company.
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Yeah, I know.
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What do you know?
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You've told me all about your history of
you hooking up with servers at your
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restaurant and wine reps and patrons and
delivery girls, so don't try and act
243
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:25,390
all innocent with me now.
244
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:28,350
Okay, the other night was different, I
promise.
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00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:32,610
I've developed a pretty spot -on
bullshit meter since the whole Sigma Pi
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debacle.
247
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:39,100
So I suggest you set your sights on
someone else, because you and I, we're
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00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,100
hooking up again.
249
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,720
Okay, that was hardly a hookup.
250
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:48,720
We barely even kissed, and you don't get
to develop a spot -on bullshit meter
251
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,920
because you refuse to put yourself out
there again.
252
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,720
Well, either way, it doesn't matter
because I'm not interested.
253
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,280
You're desperately interested.
254
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,920
I appreciate you playing hard to get.
255
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:04,970
Dean, I'm serious.
256
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,570
I'm not interested.
257
00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:10,350
And even if I was, I've known you for
three and a half years, and you've never
258
00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:11,349
once had a girlfriend.
259
00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:13,930
That's like a gigantic stay -away sign.
260
00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:16,810
Maybe because the person I really liked
was you.
261
00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,350
You're so full of crap.
262
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:24,350
You don't think it's weird that I have
this reputation for hooking up with all
263
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:25,229
these girls?
264
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:29,150
Meanwhile, you and I have been hanging
out, flirting for the last three years,
265
00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:31,390
and I never once made a move on you
until the other night?
266
00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:34,810
I'm calling bullshit, but thanks for
playing.
267
00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:36,850
Alright, I'm outta here.
268
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:38,770
See you later, Romeo.
269
00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:32,170
What the fuck?
270
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:35,989
Oh my God.
271
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,770
It's 8 a .m. Are you still hacking?
272
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,870
Fucking A, man. And I'll tell you
another thing.
273
00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,070
I found out who the donor is.
274
00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:48,510
Yeah, okay.
275
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:52,130
I'm not making out with you until I've
brushed my teeth and had at least three
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00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:53,130
shots of vodka.
277
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,110
What's wrong?
278
00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:07,150
It's Josh Rochette.
279
00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:09,290
Josh Rochette?
280
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:10,510
What the fuck?
281
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:12,890
As in Madison's Josh Rochette?
282
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,870
As in the guy who uploaded over a
hundred selfies in one week?
283
00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:34,770
That's the guy.
284
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,010
It's him.
285
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:38,690
No question about it.
286
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:40,770
But why would he do that?
287
00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:42,010
No clue.
288
00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:44,430
We can't tell her. Tell me what?
289
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:45,750
It's Josh Rochette.
290
00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:47,430
Olivia?
291
00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:02,830
Sit. So how do I look?
292
00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:05,830
Beautiful. Beautiful or intimidating?
293
00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:08,430
Beautiful.
294
00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:10,850
I'm trying to look intimidating.
295
00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:12,670
Then you do look intimidating.
296
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:16,390
I do, don't I? It's the Atkins diet. And
these stilettos.
297
00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:20,550
Who are you trying to intimidate? Our
new pledges. And once they hear my
298
00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:22,570
initiation plan, they're totally going
to be intimidated.
299
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:23,589
Oh yeah?
300
00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,410
Yeah, and it's all thanks to you.
301
00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,230
To me?
302
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,600
Yeah, you single -handedly humiliated a
completely innocent girl, all for your
303
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,080
fraternity, without a shred of regret.
304
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,380
So, I'm going to see which one of my new
pledges will do that for Delta Gamma.
305
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,880
Look, you don't have to test people's
loyalty like that. There are other ways.
306
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:47,020
Yeah, but this is, like, way more fun. I
mean, listen to this and tell me that
307
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,360
this isn't more malicious than your
scheme from freshman year.
308
00:36:49,930 --> 00:36:51,590
So we have this new pledge. Her name is
Stacy.
309
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,390
She lives with this geeky girl named
Lori.
310
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:57,150
Totally bushy -browed, virgin girl,
obsessed with the color pink. Wears
311
00:36:57,150 --> 00:37:00,290
waistband pants and old lady t -shirts.
And in her spare time, she paints
312
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:01,290
bunnies.
313
00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:14,190
So, as a part of Stacy's initiation,
we're going to have her...
314
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,340
convince Lori that it's still rush week,
even though rush week's totally over.
315
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,920
And then we're going to hang out with
her, take her to parties, take all these
316
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,600
compromising pictures, and then make
flyers, post them all over the student
317
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,960
body, and give them to the faculty.
318
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,860
And then on bid day, we're going to tell
her the sad, sad story that we don't
319
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:29,860
accept. Sluts.
320
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,700
Awesome, right?
321
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,340
I think that's horrible.
322
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,540
What? Not brutal enough?
323
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:42,800
Why would someone do something like
this?
324
00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,050
Because people can be unthinkably cruel.
325
00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:51,670
Especially frat boys and sorority girls.
326
00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:54,390
Photoshop job's horrible.
327
00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,710
I'm just trying to figure out if Josh is
unthinkably cruel.
328
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,170
On one hand, he's a dick.
329
00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:06,710
On the other hand, he's a charity donor.
330
00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:11,170
Which he did anonymously for a reason.
331
00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:13,830
But it probably should have stayed that
way.
332
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:17,270
My hacker roommate wanted to try out his
skills.
333
00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:23,950
Do you think it would be a bad idea to
thank Josh for the donation?
334
00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:29,510
Or just ignore it? I mean, $5 ,000 is
worth a thank you, right?
335
00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:35,090
Okay, no more tequila for you.
336
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:39,430
Your judgment is completely off. It was
a lot of money.
337
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:47,100
No amount of money makes up for what he
did to you.
338
00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:51,580
What?
339
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,280
He likes such a big girl.
340
00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:59,080
Getting drunk with a grown man in his
very own house.
341
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,700
With his own game room and pool vault.
342
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,100
Give me another shot.
343
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,600
No.
344
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,380
Please, I want it.
345
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,680
No.
346
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,400
Hey.
347
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,020
Madison. Madison, hey, hey.
348
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,560
No.
349
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,340
Not like this.
350
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,040
Why not like this?
351
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,580
Because you're drunk.
352
00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,620
And I like you.
353
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,100
Drunk sex.
354
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,020
No.
355
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,620
Sober sex.
356
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,280
When you're ready.
357
00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:38,620
Men are so confusing.
358
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:43,080
The ones that like you refuse to sleep
with you.
359
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:48,580
And the ones that don't like you sleep
with you and then donate to your charity
360
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:49,580
three years later.
361
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,920
No.
362
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,600
The ones that like you respect you.
363
00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:58,820
Come on.
364
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,540
Let's get you to bed.
365
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,740
Only if you carry me.
366
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Hey.
367
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,720
Madison?
368
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,740
Here goes nothing.
369
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,180
You realize how embarrassing it is that,
you know, in order to kiss me, you have
370
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,660
to first lose a bet and then get drunk.
371
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,720
I'm not drunk. I haven't even taken a
sip.
372
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,920
Besides, it takes the edge off.
373
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:36,920
Yeah, but, you know, why is there an
edge to begin with?
374
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,320
You and I have been friends for forever.
375
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,360
I just don't want anything to ruin our
friendship.
376
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:52,280
Though, if I get a little tipsy, it's
more casual.
377
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,840
You know,
378
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,060
I think you're nervous.
379
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,180
I am not nervous.
380
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:06,540
I just don't want you to get all boy
-crushy on me.
381
00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,880
Make things, like, awkward.
382
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,320
I think I can handle one kiss.
383
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,420
Lucas, I've known you forever.
384
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,940
I've seen how you fall in love with
girls practically overnight.
385
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,820
Okay, look, that's not fair, all right?
That was freshman year.
386
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,420
Are we really that different from
freshman year?
387
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:28,800
How about you stop stalling and kiss me
already?
388
00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:06,470
Wait, that's it?
389
00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:10,070
That's all the bet entailed, right?
390
00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:12,350
You know, kissing with tongue?
391
00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:14,510
I'll see you later.
392
00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:20,570
Okay, so you're not going to serenade me
with some ridiculous love song like you
393
00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:21,870
did to that one girl freshman year?
394
00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:25,390
Girl, I wrote this one for you.
395
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:29,210
You're my soulmate, it's true.
396
00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:32,290
You know, I think you're too good for
my...
397
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,080
Cliche romantic gestures of Warner Doe.
398
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,120
Lucas!
399
00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,000
Come here.
400
00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:49,330
I never would have pegged you for that
good of a kisser.
401
00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,010
You're just gonna give me a shot.
402
00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,570
Why would I? Come on.
403
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:30,860
What the fuck are those?
404
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,680
Look, I mean, I figured of all people,
you'd appreciate it. What, are you going
405
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,680
on safari?
406
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:40,260
Maybe. Maybe I'm hunting a big cat right
now. Oh, God.
407
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,140
I know you like them.
408
00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:46,640
I don't know about this now. I might
have to put a bag over your face.
409
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,380
You get too overzealous. I know these
are probably the first piss you've ever
410
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,380
seen.
411
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,100
Well, let me enjoy them then.
412
00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:21,900
Oh my
413
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:28,540
god, I can't believe we're doing this.
414
00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,200
These have got to go I
415
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:17,680
may
416
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,960
have to show you how all this is done
417
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:45,880
Come on.
418
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,740
By the way, you better not tell anyone
about this.
419
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,640
Yeah, of course not. Yeah,
420
01:04:57,620 --> 01:04:58,620
I promise.
421
01:05:45,049 --> 01:05:47,650
What? Did you guys come out of the same
room? No.
422
01:05:50,170 --> 01:05:51,170
Wow.
423
01:05:53,810 --> 01:05:54,870
Don't get the wrong idea.
424
01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:59,130
I promised to make out with him if he
could hack into the payment system,
425
01:05:59,130 --> 01:06:00,130
he did.
426
01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:02,190
I'm simply holding up my end of the
bargain.
427
01:06:03,170 --> 01:06:05,370
Looks like you guys did a little more
than just make out.
428
01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:09,130
A moment of weakness that will never,
ever...
429
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,340
Happen again.
430
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:15,060
You know, it's okay to admit you like
someone, especially when they pretty
431
01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:16,240
obviously like you, too.
432
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,080
Okay, you're one to talk, Missy.
433
01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:21,000
What do you mean? Who do I like?
434
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,280
Dean?
435
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,060
Do we have to go over this again? We
made out once.
436
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,440
Well, twice, if you're kidding, last
night.
437
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,658
Aha! See?
438
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:34,260
That is two make -out sessions preceded
by three years of ongoing flirting,
439
01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:37,040
drunken sleepovers, and late -night
phone calls.
440
01:06:37,590 --> 01:06:40,470
Just get over your trust issues and do
him.
441
01:06:42,690 --> 01:06:43,690
Oh, see?
442
01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:44,930
That's a sign.
443
01:06:45,410 --> 01:06:47,150
He obviously likes you, Madison.
444
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,850
Besides, friends don't just give friends
make -out sessions.
445
01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:54,190
Says the girl who just gave her friend a
make -out session.
446
01:06:58,370 --> 01:06:59,370
Fuck you, skank.
447
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:02,810
Hello?
448
01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:04,590
I take it you made it home okay?
449
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:06,930
I woke up and you were gone.
450
01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:09,370
Yeah, sorry. I didn't want to bother
you.
451
01:07:09,770 --> 01:07:13,950
I was hoping to take you to breakfast,
but if you're willing, I've got
452
01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:14,709
else in mind.
453
01:07:14,710 --> 01:07:15,710
What's that?
454
01:07:16,910 --> 01:07:17,910
Okay.
455
01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:22,110
This weird emotional healing thing I
read about in a psychology magazine.
456
01:07:22,550 --> 01:07:24,450
You read psychology magazines?
457
01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,450
What? People fascinate me.
458
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,830
Anyways, I was wondering if it worked.
459
01:07:31,170 --> 01:07:35,090
And given that you've got some remnant
emotional turmoil...
460
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:37,640
I'd like you to be my test subject.
461
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,360
Josh isn't remnant emotional turmoil.
462
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,100
You realize that you crawled out of the
bar just to get away from him?
463
01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:50,360
Okay, so maybe he's remnant emotional
turmoil, but I am not going to be part
464
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,940
some experiment just for your own
amusement.
465
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,660
I can't believe I'm letting you do this.
466
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:56,520
It's a good thing I trust you.
467
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,460
I thought you said you didn't trust
anybody.
468
01:07:58,740 --> 01:07:59,519
You're right.
469
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,520
Get this off me.
470
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,800
Come on, we're almost there.
471
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,419
All right.
472
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:04,420
Here?
473
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:13,980
What the hell is that?
474
01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:17,620
Hit it.
475
01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:18,819
What?
476
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,160
Hit it. With the bat.
477
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:26,740
Okay, I need you to take all that
negative energy, all the wrong things
478
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:28,660
done to you, and just beat the shit out
of it.
479
01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:31,920
This is your psychological experiment.
480
01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:33,460
Perpetuating violence.
481
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:36,060
It's a foam bat.
482
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,660
Can't permanently hurt someone with a
foam bat.
483
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,080
Yeah, but...
484
01:08:42,839 --> 01:08:44,819
Did you see up on that one?
485
01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:48,140
You are so crazy.
486
01:08:48,819 --> 01:08:49,819
Do it.
487
01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:51,100
Hit it.
488
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,660
Come on.
489
01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:56,660
Really?
490
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,040
More. More.
491
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,779
Fuck you, Josh Rochette.
492
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,920
Fuck you. Thank you, lamb.
493
01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:07,840
You're not a lamb. You're a lion.
494
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:09,420
You're a lion.
495
01:09:13,290 --> 01:09:14,290
Are you girling now?
496
01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:15,529
Roaring? Huh?
497
01:09:22,109 --> 01:09:23,109
Now do you feel better?
498
01:09:24,050 --> 01:09:25,050
Kind of.
499
01:09:25,490 --> 01:09:26,490
Kind of?
500
01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:29,850
Now I feel better. Oh, God, that really
does hurt.
501
01:09:30,069 --> 01:09:31,069
You told me it wouldn't.
502
01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:32,330
That hurt.
503
01:09:33,109 --> 01:09:35,210
You said it wouldn't, D. I'm totally
kidding.
504
01:09:37,029 --> 01:09:40,850
So, did you really read about this in a
psychology magazine, or are you just...
505
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,960
Trying to lure me to a remote area of
the woods to kill me.
506
01:09:44,779 --> 01:09:47,680
No. I really read about it in a
psychology magazine.
507
01:09:48,979 --> 01:09:52,340
You don't strike me as a psychology
magazine reading type of guy.
508
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,260
Well, there's a lot of things you don't
know about me.
509
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,680
Like what?
510
01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,380
Well,
511
01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:05,080
like I went to school to be a
psychologist.
512
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:09,980
And got stuck in the bartending thing.
513
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:14,660
Pay off the student loans and never
really went back to it.
514
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,980
Guess that's why I like... You like
reading psychology magazines.
515
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,680
Yeah,
516
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,880
exactly.
517
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,060
Never too late to be what you might have
been.
518
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,000
Okay, you're only like the 650th person
to tell me that.
519
01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:33,820
What else?
520
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,200
What else don't I know about you?
521
01:10:39,090 --> 01:10:41,310
I'm just as gun -shy about relationships
as you are.
522
01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:44,310
Yeah, but probably for a completely
different reason.
523
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,550
Like I said, a lot of things you don't
know about me.
524
01:10:52,210 --> 01:10:53,210
So tell me.
525
01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:08,170
I wasn't lying when I said I really like
you.
526
01:11:16,970 --> 01:11:19,590
So, Project Dorca Gamma is totally
underway.
527
01:11:19,870 --> 01:11:20,870
Did you see the flyers?
528
01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:23,850
Yep. Glad to know we're making a
difference in the world.
529
01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:26,770
You're supposed to be, like, cheering me
on here, not insulting me.
530
01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:30,230
I'm supposed to be writing a paper on
18th century literature.
531
01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:31,790
So transparent.
532
01:11:32,530 --> 01:11:33,970
What are you talking about?
533
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:37,250
You're, like, acting all preoccupied
when really you're totally worried.
534
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:39,610
Yeah, I'm worried about flunking
English.
535
01:11:40,410 --> 01:11:44,530
Um, no, about my initiations game being
more epic than yours, and then you won't
536
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:45,710
be legendary on campus anymore.
537
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:48,580
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
538
01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:51,960
Um, yeah, it was like all fun and games
when everybody was walking around
539
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,820
saying, wham, bam, thank you, lamb, and
you were the most notorious frat boy in
540
01:11:55,820 --> 01:11:56,739
the Greek system.
541
01:11:56,740 --> 01:12:00,240
But once you got wind that my initiation
scheme was going to be better than
542
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,500
yours, you were acting like it was no
big deal.
543
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:06,760
It's not just a harmless prank when
someone gets hurt. You heard Madison on
544
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:12,660
news. It was just a joke, Josh. It's not
like it was emotional slaughter or
545
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:13,660
anything.
546
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,960
I broke her heart, Bethany.
547
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,820
Offer a fucking fraternity.
548
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:22,640
Yeah, one that you made the most
notorious one on campus, and brothers
549
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,640
you'll have for life.
550
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,020
Why are you letting her get to you?
551
01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:27,820
I used to think you were a beautiful
girl when we first met.
552
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,420
Now, you're just an ugly person.
553
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,440
Excuse me?
554
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:37,080
I'm going to leave for a few hours. Just
have you and all of your stuff out of
555
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,080
here.
556
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,800
Did you just break up with me?
557
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,400
Yeah.
558
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520
How does it feel?
559
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,480
You can see another one?
560
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,600
Sure.
561
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,480
You know, I, uh... I know a friend of
yours.
562
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,760
Oh, yeah?
563
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:12,840
Who's that?
564
01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:13,940
Madison Presley.
565
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:15,660
Don't know her.
566
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,340
Of course you do.
567
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,780
She's a friend of mine, and...
568
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,560
I know a little bit about your history
with her.
569
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:28,420
I also know about the donation.
570
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:31,800
Who told you?
571
01:13:32,260 --> 01:13:33,260
Does it matter?
572
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:35,180
Look, the point is that I know.
573
01:13:35,740 --> 01:13:36,880
It was meant to be anonymous.
574
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,040
Yeah, well... One hell of an apology.
575
01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:45,880
You know, a real one might be actually
better.
576
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,540
In case you feel inclined to use it.
577
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,580
We're supposed to be studying.
578
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,700
I didn't come to school to study.
579
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:10,999
Oh, really?
580
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,520
Then what did you come to college for?
581
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:20,480
Well, I came to get drunk, to party, and
I guess
582
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,700
meet a girl like you.
583
01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,440
That was such a lime.
584
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,480
Well, it was, but it's true.
585
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:31,500
God, I promised myself when I got to
college I would never date a frat boy.
586
01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:32,920
I'm not a frat yet.
587
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:36,930
Good. Then let me have my way with you
before you morph into a giant prick.
588
01:15:37,350 --> 01:15:38,750
I already got a giant prick.
589
01:15:39,350 --> 01:15:40,750
Ew, you're so gross.
590
01:15:47,090 --> 01:15:50,070
I promise I won't morph.
591
01:15:51,090 --> 01:15:52,090
Good.
592
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,250
I hope not.
593
01:15:53,910 --> 01:15:55,090
Because I really like you.
594
01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:03,190
I like you.
595
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,780
Distracting me from studying.
596
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,820
Thank you.
597
01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:24,080
She's still there in the bed.
598
01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:26,080
Your parents probably got you.
599
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:46,720
So how did you manage to score this dorm
room when you were just a freshman?
600
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:49,400
Rich Burns?
601
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:50,880
You're such a spoiled brat.
602
01:43:58,090 --> 01:43:59,550
Guy we shouldn't like you so much.
603
01:44:01,150 --> 01:44:04,230
What do you mean nothing?
604
01:44:22,130 --> 01:44:23,890
It's really good work. Where'd you say
you got that done again?
605
01:44:27,050 --> 01:44:29,710
We need to talk. Your office, now.
606
01:44:32,770 --> 01:44:34,330
Looks like your girlfriend's jealous.
607
01:44:35,830 --> 01:44:36,830
She's not my girlfriend.
608
01:44:38,050 --> 01:44:39,050
Yet.
609
01:44:49,470 --> 01:44:52,630
I'm sorry to interrupt your little flirt
session or whatever it was.
610
01:44:55,050 --> 01:44:57,170
I wasn't flirting with her, all right? I
like you, remember?
611
01:44:57,930 --> 01:45:00,030
I can't believe you gave Josh my email
address.
612
01:45:00,850 --> 01:45:02,510
How could you betray me like that?
613
01:45:03,030 --> 01:45:07,070
What? He emailed me this morning. Said
he got my email address from you.
614
01:45:08,970 --> 01:45:10,170
Madison, look, I'm sorry.
615
01:45:10,390 --> 01:45:14,070
He was drinking at the bar the other
night, and I thought I'd been telling
616
01:45:14,070 --> 01:45:17,410
to let it go, but given the fact that
you were talking about thanking him for
617
01:45:17,410 --> 01:45:21,310
the donation, I thought maybe it'd be
best if he reached out to you first and
618
01:45:21,310 --> 01:45:24,170
apologized for what he did. I really
didn't think you'd mind.
619
01:45:25,390 --> 01:45:28,410
I thought maybe it was a part of you
that wanted to reconnect with him. On my
620
01:45:28,410 --> 01:45:32,770
terms, not your terms. What you did was
a complete violation of my privacy.
621
01:45:33,410 --> 01:45:35,570
Okay, well, that wasn't my intention,
and I'm sorry.
622
01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:38,430
I thought maybe you just wanted to get
closure, all right?
623
01:45:40,530 --> 01:45:45,410
And selfishly, the sooner you put that
part of your life behind you, maybe we'd
624
01:45:45,410 --> 01:45:46,450
have a fighting chance at us.
625
01:45:47,650 --> 01:45:49,750
Yeah, well, that is never going to
happen now.
626
01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:52,690
Are you serious?
627
01:45:52,790 --> 01:45:54,550
I can't trust you anymore, Dean.
628
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:58,560
And I'm sorry if that sounds immature
because you're some worldly 32 -year
629
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:02,180
with a psychology degree who thinks he
knows exactly how to help people get
630
01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:06,260
their issues. But let me tell you
something you don't know. I wanted to be
631
01:46:06,260 --> 01:46:09,600
one to decide when the time was right to
put the past in the past, not have it
632
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:13,320
thrust upon me by someone who doesn't
have the first idea of how it feels to
633
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,320
completely betrayed.
634
01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:16,880
Actually, I do know how it feels to be
betrayed.
635
01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:18,720
Oh yeah, I'm so fucking sure.
636
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:21,920
Six years ago, I was engaged to the love
of my life.
637
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:24,080
High school sweetheart.
638
01:46:26,060 --> 01:46:29,420
We grew up together, had this whole
beautiful life planned out together.
639
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,240
Two days before the wedding, I come to
find out I'm sleeping with my best
640
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:36,020
friend. Pretty much has been for the
majority of our relationship.
641
01:46:38,540 --> 01:46:40,940
Full -on, rug -pulled -out -from -under
-me moment.
642
01:46:42,660 --> 01:46:44,840
So when you give me shit for not having
a girlfriend, that's why.
643
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,620
When you stand there and tell me that I
don't know what you're going through, I
644
01:46:48,620 --> 01:46:50,260
do. I get you, Madison.
645
01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:54,120
I know what it's like to be lied to, and
I know what it's like to be betrayed.
646
01:46:55,660 --> 01:46:59,520
The only difference between me and you
is that I know the importance of moving
647
01:46:59,520 --> 01:47:00,520
on with my life.
648
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:02,940
Especially when I find someone that's
worth moving on with.
649
01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:04,640
I need to be alone right now.
650
01:47:25,260 --> 01:47:28,720
I see the sign for the detention center,
so we must be getting pretty close.
651
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:32,120
GPS says it's down here about two miles
on the right.
652
01:47:39,700 --> 01:47:42,760
You're the most beautiful girl I know.
653
01:47:43,160 --> 01:47:45,140
You promised me you wouldn't do that.
654
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,160
I don't care, alright?
655
01:47:49,660 --> 01:47:53,640
We've barely spoken since we've had sex
and it's driving me crazy.
656
01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:58,840
So, I'm just here to tell you what's on
my mind.
657
01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:02,560
Olivia, I love you.
658
01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:09,400
I wish I never would have made that
stupid bet. It's done nothing but wreak
659
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:10,400
havoc ever since.
660
01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:12,000
How has it wreaked havoc?
661
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:13,680
How has it not?
662
01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:17,500
I mean, Madison's practically having a
nervous mental breakdown after that
663
01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:20,220
douche -monger emailed her. She hasn't
spoke to Dean in days.
664
01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:23,820
You've been walking around the house
giving me these sad puppy -dog eyes.
665
01:48:24,410 --> 01:48:26,490
I can't cope with all this mope
overload.
666
01:48:27,750 --> 01:48:30,490
Do you remember why you wanted me to
find out who the donor was in the first
667
01:48:30,490 --> 01:48:31,490
place?
668
01:48:31,830 --> 01:48:33,270
So we could expand the program.
669
01:48:33,990 --> 01:48:35,050
You know, help me to differentiate.
670
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:41,030
Well, a lot of good that did.
671
01:48:41,990 --> 01:48:44,930
Taking money from a frat boy is like
taking drug money. It's practically
672
01:48:44,930 --> 01:48:45,930
unethical.
673
01:48:46,750 --> 01:48:48,310
I'm sure he didn't know it was him in
the first place.
674
01:48:48,930 --> 01:48:49,930
Yeah, but why?
675
01:48:51,610 --> 01:48:53,130
I mean, maybe he's trying to redeem
himself.
676
01:48:54,990 --> 01:48:58,250
You know, you might not believe it, but
not everyone in this world is all good
677
01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,250
or all bad.
678
01:49:00,350 --> 01:49:05,010
We all get bruised or beaten up, you
know, every once in a while.
679
01:49:06,570 --> 01:49:10,950
And the only thing we can do is learn
from our mistakes and try and move
680
01:49:10,950 --> 01:49:11,950
forward.
681
01:49:13,570 --> 01:49:14,830
I mean, take these dogs.
682
01:49:15,390 --> 01:49:18,550
You know, we rescued them from abusive
homes where they were neglected by their
683
01:49:18,550 --> 01:49:19,550
owners.
684
01:49:19,890 --> 01:49:21,250
And we give them a second chance.
685
01:49:22,390 --> 01:49:23,790
A second chance at happiness.
686
01:49:29,870 --> 01:49:30,990
I mean, don't we all deserve that?
687
01:49:32,630 --> 01:49:33,630
Even a creep.
688
01:49:33,810 --> 01:49:34,870
Josh Rochette.
689
01:49:49,010 --> 01:49:50,850
I'm gonna kiss you willingly.
690
01:50:02,000 --> 01:50:03,700
Hey Madison, it's Josh.
691
01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:09,000
I got your email address from a guy at
the bar. I guess he's your boss or
692
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:10,000
something.
693
01:50:10,040 --> 01:50:12,360
He told me you knew about the donation I
made to your charity.
694
01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:16,720
I don't know how you found out, but I'm
kind of glad you did.
695
01:50:18,460 --> 01:50:22,980
When I saw you on the news talking about
your charity a few months ago, it
696
01:50:22,980 --> 01:50:25,160
brought back all the memories of
freshman year.
697
01:50:26,700 --> 01:50:30,980
How much fun I genuinely had with you,
and what a great friend you really were.
698
01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:35,040
Probably the only real friend that I had
at that point, or maybe even since
699
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:36,040
then.
700
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:40,760
I came to college thinking that I wanted
to leave behind an incredible legacy,
701
01:50:40,940 --> 01:50:46,720
to climb the social ladder and be the
person standing at the top, the guy in
702
01:50:46,720 --> 01:50:50,580
most elite fraternity with the most
popular girlfriend that everyone looked
703
01:50:50,580 --> 01:50:51,580
to and talked about.
704
01:50:52,140 --> 01:50:56,780
And what's pathetic is that I was more
concerned with achieving this illusion
705
01:50:56,780 --> 01:51:00,320
status than caring about the road it
took me to get there.
706
01:51:01,230 --> 01:51:03,950
I am so sorry that I hurt you, Madison.
707
01:51:05,090 --> 01:51:08,510
More than a donation or apology could
ever express.
708
01:51:09,930 --> 01:51:14,090
You can't change the person you used to
be, or the wrongs you've done, or the
709
01:51:14,090 --> 01:51:15,090
hurt you've caused.
710
01:51:16,310 --> 01:51:18,510
All you can do is change the person you
are today.
711
01:51:19,550 --> 01:51:23,070
I hope one day you can find it in your
heart to forgive me.
712
01:51:25,050 --> 01:51:26,990
I haven't found it in my heart to
forgive myself.
713
01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:42,680
Care to let out some remnant emotional
turmoil on me?
714
01:51:45,560 --> 01:51:47,820
You can let it out on me.
715
01:51:48,700 --> 01:51:49,700
I'm the asshole.
716
01:51:50,560 --> 01:51:52,140
No, you're not.
717
01:51:53,140 --> 01:51:56,460
I realize you're just looking out for me
like you always do.
718
01:51:56,860 --> 01:51:57,860
I'm so sorry.
719
01:51:58,060 --> 01:52:00,880
You have no idea how sorry I am.
720
01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:02,320
I'm sorry too.
721
01:52:04,220 --> 01:52:05,220
About everything.
722
01:52:06,180 --> 01:52:07,320
Especially what happened to you.
723
01:52:09,610 --> 01:52:10,610
It's okay.
724
01:52:12,610 --> 01:52:14,850
Getting emotionally destroyed builds
character.
725
01:52:16,190 --> 01:52:17,630
I'm beginning to realize that.
726
01:52:18,310 --> 01:52:22,770
You know what's crazy? I've known you
for three years and I feel like I barely
727
01:52:22,770 --> 01:52:23,770
know you at all.
728
01:52:25,610 --> 01:52:26,610
You know me.
729
01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:40,419
Are you sure?
730
01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:41,780
Are you sure? Yes.
731
01:53:13,870 --> 01:53:14,870
Oh.
732
02:09:34,440 --> 02:09:35,440
What the fuck?
733
02:10:23,500 --> 02:10:25,020
was the place where I really grew up.
734
02:10:29,460 --> 02:10:32,780
The place where I watched my two best
friends fall desperately in love.
735
02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:40,760
The place where I realized that I had
the power to make a difference in this
736
02:10:40,760 --> 02:10:41,760
world.
737
02:10:48,270 --> 02:10:52,310
the place where I discovered that some
people are just unthinkably cruel and
738
02:10:52,310 --> 02:10:53,310
incapable of change.
739
02:10:55,130 --> 02:11:00,910
But most importantly, college was the
place where I learned that I would never
740
02:11:00,910 --> 02:11:04,890
regret giving myself a second chance at
happiness, and I'd certainly never
741
02:11:04,890 --> 02:11:07,230
regret giving someone a second chance at
theirs. Hi.
742
02:11:08,590 --> 02:11:09,590
Hey.
743
02:11:11,230 --> 02:11:14,290
So, do you really think you're cut out
for volunteer work?
744
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I do.
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Well then, Josh, I'd like for you to
meet Boz.
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Hey, Boz.
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