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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,150 Now! 2 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:28,590 Freshman year of college. 3 00:00:30,690 --> 00:00:34,470 It's kind of like this weird science experiment where a bunch of 18 -year 4 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:37,990 receive this injection of adulthood and are then forced to figure out how to 5 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,450 fend for themselves for the next year. 6 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:51,650 Okay, so maybe I'm being a little dramatic, but think about it. 7 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:55,350 When you've lived your entire existence under the watchful eye of your parents 8 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:59,010 and are then suddenly released into the real world where you make the rules, 9 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,330 some pretty crazy things can happen. 10 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:06,570 You wake up in weird places and don't remember how you got there. 11 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:10,550 You survive off things like ramen noodles and cereal. 12 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,770 You experiment with sex. 13 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,870 And sometimes with your professor. 14 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,200 You learn how to navigate the complex social structure comprised of Greek 15 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:32,100 systems or the non -conformist system as you try and etch 16 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,980 out that little place for yourself in the world. 17 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,580 But what I remember most about my freshman year of college was that even 18 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:44,260 I was old enough to fall completely, desperately in love, I wasn't old enough 19 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:48,300 recognize I'd fallen completely, desperately in love with the worst 20 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,300 person. 21 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,440 He broke up with me. 22 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,400 Table four. 23 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,400 Fast forward to my senior year of college, where I was older, wiser, and 24 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,720 reasonably recovered from the heartbreak of freshman year. 25 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,100 Or so I thought. 26 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,320 What the hell's the matter? 27 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:13,960 Nothing, just trying to teleport myself anywhere other than this bar. 28 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,440 Well, you better teleport yourself over to that table, because we have customers 29 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,440 in the intersection. 30 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,540 I can't. 31 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:21,839 Why not? 32 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,320 Because one of those customers is Josh Reschek. 33 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,060 I've never heard of him. 34 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:30,720 I was in love with him my freshman year of college. 35 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 He was the first and last guy to ever break my heart. 36 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,220 Oh, that's too bad. 37 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:36,820 Now, will you go take his drink order? 38 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:42,320 Dean, do you have any idea how humiliating it is to be sitting at home 39 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,560 dress you bought from Macy's for a date with a guy you thought might actually be 40 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,220 your soulmate, only to find out you're just the butt of a big joke? 41 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,480 No. I don't. 42 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:52,740 Well, it's horrible. 43 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:55,560 And even though you're my boss, I'm going to have to be insubordinate here 44 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,560 say, no, I will not go to Josh Rochette's table. 45 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,820 Well, that's okay, because he's on his way over here. 46 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,020 What? 47 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:06,600 Hey, what's up, man? 48 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,200 Hey, we're pretty dry over at our table, bro. Do you think you can hook us up 49 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,200 with some pictures? 50 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:12,859 Sure, bro. 51 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,420 Get right on that. All right, thanks, man. 52 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,120 All right. 53 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,280 Is he gone? 54 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,740 No, he's not gone. He just got here. 55 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:35,520 Well, find someone else to cover my shift because I am not going back there. 56 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:42,520 mean, if he sees me, he'll have the entire bar chanting wham, bam, thank 57 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,520 you, lamb. 58 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,060 Wham, bam, thank you, what? 59 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:54,500 Wait, what does that even mean? 60 00:03:55,739 --> 00:03:56,739 Oh, nothing. 61 00:03:57,100 --> 00:04:02,440 Just a little nickname, his fraternity, and the entire student population gave 62 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,440 me my freshman year. 63 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:08,640 I was Sigma Pi's sacrificial lamb, and nobody ever let me forget about it. 64 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:15,660 Look, I know you think I'm freaking out over nothing, but I'm not. 65 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,760 What exactly did he do to you? 66 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,400 His fraternity initiation task was this. 67 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:31,480 Get a girl to fall in love with him, sleep with her, then dump her for no 68 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,700 the night of the annual fall party. 69 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,840 Peace, bitch. 70 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:40,240 That girl was me. 71 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,680 Josh Rochette's sacrificial lamb. 72 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:48,120 All so he could prove to Sigma Pi that he was man enough to be a part of the 73 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,500 brotherhood. What a yuppie shit stick. 74 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:03,500 You shouldn't give that khaki pant wearing, smegma pie joining, average 75 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,120 and fitch fucking douche nugget a second thought. 76 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,040 Easier said than done. 77 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,860 Why does no one ever tell you how hard it is to get over a broken heart? 78 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,060 What? 79 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,880 Alright, look. 80 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,820 Josh Rosette... 81 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,280 Might be the world's biggest jackass frat boy douchebag. 82 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,560 But I can promise you one thing. 83 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:38,540 There's no way he ever spent any amount of time with you and didn't fall 84 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:39,540 completely in love with you. 85 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:45,460 Are you actually being nice to me or is there a punchline coming? 86 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,560 Well, that was a hell of a punchline. 87 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,620 Well, it wasn't a joke. 88 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,800 I'm just going to get fired for this, am I? 89 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,660 Of course not. 90 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:15,600 Okay, I mean, because I really need this job. If you fire me, I don't think I'll 91 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,860 have enough financial aid to pay for my classes. I'm not going to fire you. 92 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,660 Okay, good, good. Okay, this is good. 93 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:27,410 God, I'm really nervous, and I mean, I know it might not seem like I'm nervous, 94 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,489 but I'm nervous. 95 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:31,570 I'm not sure if I told you this, but I haven't had sex in a really long time, 96 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:36,150 like since Josh got set, three years, and I've never had sex with someone 97 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:39,470 older than me, like your age. I mean, not that you're old, but you know what I 98 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:42,630 mean, and I just don't want you to think I'm completely inexperienced, even 99 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:46,050 though I guess I kind of am. I mean, how experienced can you be when you haven't 100 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:50,250 had sex in three years? And at this rate, I'm practically a virgin, but... 101 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,740 I mean, even virgins have to have sex. And did I just kill the mood? 102 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:04,100 Hi, I'm Felicia Falcon here in Burbank, California with Madison Presley, a 103 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:08,560 college senior who three years ago started a program with her two friends 104 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,160 is changing the lives of people and animals. Madison, tell me a little bit 105 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,160 this program. 106 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,900 It's called Pets Heal Heart, and we actually go around to the local shelters 107 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:22,720 rescue abused and neglected dogs, bring them to the juvenile detention centers 108 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,280 where the kids can actually train and rehabilitate their rescue dogs. And 109 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:31,080 working with the dogs teaches them patience, compassion, and also the 110 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,220 of making a difference in the world. 111 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,660 That is incredible. 112 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:37,660 I'm curious, how can our viewers get involved in helping out with this kind 113 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:42,900 program? We need donations and volunteers to really get our name out 114 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,430 Bo! Look who it is. 115 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:46,530 Dude, check it out. You're famous. 116 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,130 Do I sound like an idiot? 117 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,330 No more of an idiot than you normally do. 118 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,310 So what's up? What's the story? What happened to you last night? 119 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,110 Well, Josh Rochette came into the bar. 120 00:07:57,390 --> 00:07:58,249 Oh, dude. 121 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:01,630 You spent the night with Josh Rochette? No, are you kidding me? He was there 122 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,630 with Bethany Landis. 123 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,830 Bethany Landis? 124 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,990 Please tell me that sorority horse turned into some skanky crackhead. 125 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,810 Nope. Still perfect as ever. 126 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,810 That fucking bitch. 127 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:17,250 Well, anyway, it just got me thinking about all these memories from freshman 128 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,610 year, and I kind of hooked up with somebody. 129 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:24,530 What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, so you see your kind of ex 130 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:28,450 -boyfriend and his Delta Gamma bitch girlfriend at the bar, so you leave with 131 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:29,550 some random person? 132 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:32,789 You. It wasn't random. It was Dean. 133 00:08:33,590 --> 00:08:34,630 Dean? Finally! 134 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:39,110 What? Dude, that's a career sabotage. Lucas, bartending isn't my career. 135 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,190 Was it good? I mean, we just made out. 136 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,880 But was it good? 137 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:46,100 It was at first, but then I kind of ruined it by talking. 138 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,920 Why do you always have to talk? Don't talk. 139 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,580 Yeah, but that advice usually works better for Olivia. 140 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,400 Says the guy who's made out with no one. 141 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,820 Okay, so when are you going to finish things with Dean? 142 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:02,600 No, he slept on the couch. It was just a fleeting moment. A rebound. 143 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,700 A rebound from what? 144 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,080 Josh. 145 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:09,500 No, no, no, no, no. You don't have rebounds. 146 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:13,410 From things that happened three years ago. Yeah, and usually a rebound 147 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:14,410 actual sex. 148 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,150 Well, I'm not gonna have sex with Dean. 149 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:17,710 It was just a one -time thing. 150 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:19,970 What? 151 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,310 Yeah, okay. 152 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:28,670 Do I look fat? 153 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,330 What? 154 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:32,570 No, your body is perfect. 155 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:36,730 I'm a half an inch bigger than I was yesterday. A half an inch. That's almost 156 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:37,730 pound of fat. 157 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:40,550 How am I supposed to throw this big health benefit for Delta Gamma when I 158 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:41,550 like this? 159 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:42,509 I don't know. 160 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:43,750 Maybe it's your period or something. 161 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,170 So I do look fat? 162 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:48,010 You're going to have to roll me around in flour and find the wet spot. 163 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:52,470 I found it! 164 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:58,010 Your body looks exactly the same way as it always does. 165 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,150 Nobody's going to take me serious. 166 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,850 I mean, how am I supposed to perform a healthy living when I don't even fit 167 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:05,850 my fat jeans? 168 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:06,970 I'm a whale. 169 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:09,670 Let's have sex. 170 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,750 What? 171 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:11,850 No. 172 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:16,030 I got to study for my econ exam. It's in like two hours. 173 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:17,850 It's okay. I'll be quick. 174 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,910 Bethy, I'm on academic probation. 175 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,950 If I flunk another class, my dad's going to have to buy me another passing 176 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,550 grade. There's no way I can do this. 177 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,989 That's okay. 178 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:30,930 Then let him at the job. 179 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:36,850 Besides, having sex burns calories and promotes brain function, so we both win. 180 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,650 Don't be such a good boy. 181 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,160 We need donations and volunteers to really get our name out there. We want 182 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,099 to go national. 183 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:15,900 Oh, my God, it's Wham Bam. Thank you, Wham. Here is Madison. Was there 184 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,680 in particular that inspired the creation of this program? 185 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:24,360 Now she's fat. Actually, a few years ago, I found myself the butt of a pretty 186 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,360 nasty fraternity joke, which then snowballed into an even bigger joke 187 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:33,280 campus. And even though a lot of people thought it was funny, I didn't. 188 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,200 I don't think people realize just how hurt I was by what had happened. 189 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:41,840 So I decided to start Pets Heal Hearts as a way to teach people compassion. 190 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,320 Sounds like those fraternity boys might have learned something from Pets Heal 191 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,420 Hearts. Oh, my God. 192 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:50,720 She's so talking about you. My baby made it on TV. That's so cool. 193 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,760 Remember, Pets Heal Hearts. They're looking for donators, volunteers. 194 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,040 Check them out on Tumblr. 195 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,740 PetsHealHearts .tumblr .com. Back to you, Bob. 196 00:29:04,270 --> 00:29:05,270 Holy shit. 197 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,610 Holy shit. 198 00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:08,710 What holy shit? 199 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:12,690 Someone just donated $5 ,000 to Pet Pale Heart. 200 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,610 Holy shit. 201 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:19,510 So what's the story? Does it say who it was? 202 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:20,850 Well, it says anonymous donor. 203 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,670 Who would donate $5 ,000 and not want to brag about it? 204 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,630 Can we find out somehow? 205 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:27,270 Nah, it's impossible. 206 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:31,750 Usually with these anonymous donations, it's hidden through the back end of the 207 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,750 payment system. 208 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:34,700 I thought you were... You're supposed to be some expert hacker. 209 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,020 I am. 210 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:40,080 Well, then find out who it is. This person obviously has some level of power 211 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,100 they can just donate 5Gs at the drop of a hat. 212 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,580 Maybe they could do more for the program. 213 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,280 Exposure. Well, yeah. What are we supposed to do, huh? 214 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,900 Track them down, bang on their door, and demand another handout? 215 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:52,260 Uh, yeah. 216 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,140 Dude, 5K is a pretty big handout. 217 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,340 Which means they could take us to the next level. 218 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,620 This person is probably famous. 219 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,780 A reporter, businessman, or... 220 00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:05,879 Something. Enforcement! 221 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:11,880 We need to take this national, no, global, with pets heal hearts. 222 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,260 Hack the system. 223 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,780 Are you listening to this? I just told you, I can't. 224 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,880 Okay, so basically what you're telling me is you're some faux hacker? 225 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,780 I thought you could crack into any online code. 226 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,160 I can. 227 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:28,040 Don't think it's worth it. 228 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:29,920 I mean, what's the incentive? 229 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,640 The incentive is I'll let you make out with me. 230 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,520 Ew, did I just say that? 231 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:36,579 With tongue? 232 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:38,520 Ew! No tongue, no deal. 233 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,820 You know what? Fine. 234 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,840 Tongue, whatever. 235 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,620 Sacrifices I make for this charity. 236 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,480 You two better not forget this. 237 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:03,600 You're not weirded out about the other night, are you? 238 00:31:05,570 --> 00:31:07,050 Nah. I'm used to having company. 239 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:09,130 Yeah, I know. 240 00:31:11,610 --> 00:31:12,610 What do you know? 241 00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:17,910 You've told me all about your history of you hooking up with servers at your 242 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:24,390 restaurant and wine reps and patrons and delivery girls, so don't try and act 243 00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:25,390 all innocent with me now. 244 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:28,350 Okay, the other night was different, I promise. 245 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:32,610 I've developed a pretty spot -on bullshit meter since the whole Sigma Pi 246 00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:33,610 debacle. 247 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:39,100 So I suggest you set your sights on someone else, because you and I, we're 248 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,100 hooking up again. 249 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,720 Okay, that was hardly a hookup. 250 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:48,720 We barely even kissed, and you don't get to develop a spot -on bullshit meter 251 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,920 because you refuse to put yourself out there again. 252 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,720 Well, either way, it doesn't matter because I'm not interested. 253 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,280 You're desperately interested. 254 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,920 I appreciate you playing hard to get. 255 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:04,970 Dean, I'm serious. 256 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,570 I'm not interested. 257 00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:10,350 And even if I was, I've known you for three and a half years, and you've never 258 00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:11,349 once had a girlfriend. 259 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:13,930 That's like a gigantic stay -away sign. 260 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:16,810 Maybe because the person I really liked was you. 261 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,350 You're so full of crap. 262 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:24,350 You don't think it's weird that I have this reputation for hooking up with all 263 00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:25,229 these girls? 264 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:29,150 Meanwhile, you and I have been hanging out, flirting for the last three years, 265 00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:31,390 and I never once made a move on you until the other night? 266 00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:34,810 I'm calling bullshit, but thanks for playing. 267 00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:36,850 Alright, I'm outta here. 268 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:38,770 See you later, Romeo. 269 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:32,170 What the fuck? 270 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:35,989 Oh my God. 271 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,770 It's 8 a .m. Are you still hacking? 272 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,870 Fucking A, man. And I'll tell you another thing. 273 00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,070 I found out who the donor is. 274 00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:48,510 Yeah, okay. 275 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:52,130 I'm not making out with you until I've brushed my teeth and had at least three 276 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:53,130 shots of vodka. 277 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,110 What's wrong? 278 00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:07,150 It's Josh Rochette. 279 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:09,290 Josh Rochette? 280 00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:10,510 What the fuck? 281 00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:12,890 As in Madison's Josh Rochette? 282 00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,870 As in the guy who uploaded over a hundred selfies in one week? 283 00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:34,770 That's the guy. 284 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,010 It's him. 285 00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:38,690 No question about it. 286 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:40,770 But why would he do that? 287 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:42,010 No clue. 288 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:44,430 We can't tell her. Tell me what? 289 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:45,750 It's Josh Rochette. 290 00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:47,430 Olivia? 291 00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:02,830 Sit. So how do I look? 292 00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:05,830 Beautiful. Beautiful or intimidating? 293 00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:08,430 Beautiful. 294 00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:10,850 I'm trying to look intimidating. 295 00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:12,670 Then you do look intimidating. 296 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:16,390 I do, don't I? It's the Atkins diet. And these stilettos. 297 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:20,550 Who are you trying to intimidate? Our new pledges. And once they hear my 298 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:22,570 initiation plan, they're totally going to be intimidated. 299 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:23,589 Oh yeah? 300 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,410 Yeah, and it's all thanks to you. 301 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,230 To me? 302 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,600 Yeah, you single -handedly humiliated a completely innocent girl, all for your 303 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,080 fraternity, without a shred of regret. 304 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,380 So, I'm going to see which one of my new pledges will do that for Delta Gamma. 305 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,880 Look, you don't have to test people's loyalty like that. There are other ways. 306 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:47,020 Yeah, but this is, like, way more fun. I mean, listen to this and tell me that 307 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,360 this isn't more malicious than your scheme from freshman year. 308 00:36:49,930 --> 00:36:51,590 So we have this new pledge. Her name is Stacy. 309 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,390 She lives with this geeky girl named Lori. 310 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:57,150 Totally bushy -browed, virgin girl, obsessed with the color pink. Wears 311 00:36:57,150 --> 00:37:00,290 waistband pants and old lady t -shirts. And in her spare time, she paints 312 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:01,290 bunnies. 313 00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:14,190 So, as a part of Stacy's initiation, we're going to have her... 314 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,340 convince Lori that it's still rush week, even though rush week's totally over. 315 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,920 And then we're going to hang out with her, take her to parties, take all these 316 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,600 compromising pictures, and then make flyers, post them all over the student 317 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,960 body, and give them to the faculty. 318 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,860 And then on bid day, we're going to tell her the sad, sad story that we don't 319 00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:29,860 accept. Sluts. 320 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,700 Awesome, right? 321 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,340 I think that's horrible. 322 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,540 What? Not brutal enough? 323 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:42,800 Why would someone do something like this? 324 00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,050 Because people can be unthinkably cruel. 325 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:51,670 Especially frat boys and sorority girls. 326 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:54,390 Photoshop job's horrible. 327 00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,710 I'm just trying to figure out if Josh is unthinkably cruel. 328 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,170 On one hand, he's a dick. 329 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:06,710 On the other hand, he's a charity donor. 330 00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:11,170 Which he did anonymously for a reason. 331 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:13,830 But it probably should have stayed that way. 332 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:17,270 My hacker roommate wanted to try out his skills. 333 00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:23,950 Do you think it would be a bad idea to thank Josh for the donation? 334 00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:29,510 Or just ignore it? I mean, $5 ,000 is worth a thank you, right? 335 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:35,090 Okay, no more tequila for you. 336 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:39,430 Your judgment is completely off. It was a lot of money. 337 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:47,100 No amount of money makes up for what he did to you. 338 00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:51,580 What? 339 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,280 He likes such a big girl. 340 00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:59,080 Getting drunk with a grown man in his very own house. 341 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,700 With his own game room and pool vault. 342 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,100 Give me another shot. 343 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,600 No. 344 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,380 Please, I want it. 345 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,680 No. 346 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,400 Hey. 347 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,020 Madison. Madison, hey, hey. 348 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,560 No. 349 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,340 Not like this. 350 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,040 Why not like this? 351 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,580 Because you're drunk. 352 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,620 And I like you. 353 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,100 Drunk sex. 354 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,020 No. 355 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,620 Sober sex. 356 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,280 When you're ready. 357 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:38,620 Men are so confusing. 358 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:43,080 The ones that like you refuse to sleep with you. 359 00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:48,580 And the ones that don't like you sleep with you and then donate to your charity 360 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:49,580 three years later. 361 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,920 No. 362 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,600 The ones that like you respect you. 363 00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:58,820 Come on. 364 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,540 Let's get you to bed. 365 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,740 Only if you carry me. 366 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600 Hey. 367 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,720 Madison? 368 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,740 Here goes nothing. 369 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,180 You realize how embarrassing it is that, you know, in order to kiss me, you have 370 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,660 to first lose a bet and then get drunk. 371 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,720 I'm not drunk. I haven't even taken a sip. 372 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,920 Besides, it takes the edge off. 373 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:36,920 Yeah, but, you know, why is there an edge to begin with? 374 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,320 You and I have been friends for forever. 375 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,360 I just don't want anything to ruin our friendship. 376 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:52,280 Though, if I get a little tipsy, it's more casual. 377 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,840 You know, 378 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,060 I think you're nervous. 379 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,180 I am not nervous. 380 00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:06,540 I just don't want you to get all boy -crushy on me. 381 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,880 Make things, like, awkward. 382 00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,320 I think I can handle one kiss. 383 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,420 Lucas, I've known you forever. 384 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,940 I've seen how you fall in love with girls practically overnight. 385 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,820 Okay, look, that's not fair, all right? That was freshman year. 386 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,420 Are we really that different from freshman year? 387 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:28,800 How about you stop stalling and kiss me already? 388 00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:06,470 Wait, that's it? 389 00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:10,070 That's all the bet entailed, right? 390 00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:12,350 You know, kissing with tongue? 391 00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:14,510 I'll see you later. 392 00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:20,570 Okay, so you're not going to serenade me with some ridiculous love song like you 393 00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:21,870 did to that one girl freshman year? 394 00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:25,390 Girl, I wrote this one for you. 395 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:29,210 You're my soulmate, it's true. 396 00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:32,290 You know, I think you're too good for my... 397 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,080 Cliche romantic gestures of Warner Doe. 398 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,120 Lucas! 399 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,000 Come here. 400 00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:49,330 I never would have pegged you for that good of a kisser. 401 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,010 You're just gonna give me a shot. 402 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,570 Why would I? Come on. 403 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:30,860 What the fuck are those? 404 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,680 Look, I mean, I figured of all people, you'd appreciate it. What, are you going 405 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,680 on safari? 406 00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:40,260 Maybe. Maybe I'm hunting a big cat right now. Oh, God. 407 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,140 I know you like them. 408 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:46,640 I don't know about this now. I might have to put a bag over your face. 409 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,380 You get too overzealous. I know these are probably the first piss you've ever 410 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,380 seen. 411 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,100 Well, let me enjoy them then. 412 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:21,900 Oh my 413 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:28,540 god, I can't believe we're doing this. 414 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,200 These have got to go I 415 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:17,680 may 416 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,960 have to show you how all this is done 417 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:45,880 Come on. 418 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,740 By the way, you better not tell anyone about this. 419 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,640 Yeah, of course not. Yeah, 420 01:04:57,620 --> 01:04:58,620 I promise. 421 01:05:45,049 --> 01:05:47,650 What? Did you guys come out of the same room? No. 422 01:05:50,170 --> 01:05:51,170 Wow. 423 01:05:53,810 --> 01:05:54,870 Don't get the wrong idea. 424 01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:59,130 I promised to make out with him if he could hack into the payment system, 425 01:05:59,130 --> 01:06:00,130 he did. 426 01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:02,190 I'm simply holding up my end of the bargain. 427 01:06:03,170 --> 01:06:05,370 Looks like you guys did a little more than just make out. 428 01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:09,130 A moment of weakness that will never, ever... 429 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,340 Happen again. 430 01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:15,060 You know, it's okay to admit you like someone, especially when they pretty 431 01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:16,240 obviously like you, too. 432 01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,080 Okay, you're one to talk, Missy. 433 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:21,000 What do you mean? Who do I like? 434 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,280 Dean? 435 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,060 Do we have to go over this again? We made out once. 436 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,440 Well, twice, if you're kidding, last night. 437 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,658 Aha! See? 438 01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:34,260 That is two make -out sessions preceded by three years of ongoing flirting, 439 01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:37,040 drunken sleepovers, and late -night phone calls. 440 01:06:37,590 --> 01:06:40,470 Just get over your trust issues and do him. 441 01:06:42,690 --> 01:06:43,690 Oh, see? 442 01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:44,930 That's a sign. 443 01:06:45,410 --> 01:06:47,150 He obviously likes you, Madison. 444 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,850 Besides, friends don't just give friends make -out sessions. 445 01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:54,190 Says the girl who just gave her friend a make -out session. 446 01:06:58,370 --> 01:06:59,370 Fuck you, skank. 447 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:02,810 Hello? 448 01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:04,590 I take it you made it home okay? 449 01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:06,930 I woke up and you were gone. 450 01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:09,370 Yeah, sorry. I didn't want to bother you. 451 01:07:09,770 --> 01:07:13,950 I was hoping to take you to breakfast, but if you're willing, I've got 452 01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:14,709 else in mind. 453 01:07:14,710 --> 01:07:15,710 What's that? 454 01:07:16,910 --> 01:07:17,910 Okay. 455 01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:22,110 This weird emotional healing thing I read about in a psychology magazine. 456 01:07:22,550 --> 01:07:24,450 You read psychology magazines? 457 01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,450 What? People fascinate me. 458 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,830 Anyways, I was wondering if it worked. 459 01:07:31,170 --> 01:07:35,090 And given that you've got some remnant emotional turmoil... 460 01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:37,640 I'd like you to be my test subject. 461 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,360 Josh isn't remnant emotional turmoil. 462 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,100 You realize that you crawled out of the bar just to get away from him? 463 01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:50,360 Okay, so maybe he's remnant emotional turmoil, but I am not going to be part 464 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,940 some experiment just for your own amusement. 465 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,660 I can't believe I'm letting you do this. 466 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:56,520 It's a good thing I trust you. 467 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,460 I thought you said you didn't trust anybody. 468 01:07:58,740 --> 01:07:59,519 You're right. 469 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,520 Get this off me. 470 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,800 Come on, we're almost there. 471 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,419 All right. 472 01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:04,420 Here? 473 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:13,980 What the hell is that? 474 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:17,620 Hit it. 475 01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:18,819 What? 476 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,160 Hit it. With the bat. 477 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:26,740 Okay, I need you to take all that negative energy, all the wrong things 478 01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:28,660 done to you, and just beat the shit out of it. 479 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:31,920 This is your psychological experiment. 480 01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:33,460 Perpetuating violence. 481 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:36,060 It's a foam bat. 482 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,660 Can't permanently hurt someone with a foam bat. 483 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,080 Yeah, but... 484 01:08:42,839 --> 01:08:44,819 Did you see up on that one? 485 01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:48,140 You are so crazy. 486 01:08:48,819 --> 01:08:49,819 Do it. 487 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:51,100 Hit it. 488 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,660 Come on. 489 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:56,660 Really? 490 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,040 More. More. 491 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,779 Fuck you, Josh Rochette. 492 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,920 Fuck you. Thank you, lamb. 493 01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:07,840 You're not a lamb. You're a lion. 494 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:09,420 You're a lion. 495 01:09:13,290 --> 01:09:14,290 Are you girling now? 496 01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:15,529 Roaring? Huh? 497 01:09:22,109 --> 01:09:23,109 Now do you feel better? 498 01:09:24,050 --> 01:09:25,050 Kind of. 499 01:09:25,490 --> 01:09:26,490 Kind of? 500 01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:29,850 Now I feel better. Oh, God, that really does hurt. 501 01:09:30,069 --> 01:09:31,069 You told me it wouldn't. 502 01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:32,330 That hurt. 503 01:09:33,109 --> 01:09:35,210 You said it wouldn't, D. I'm totally kidding. 504 01:09:37,029 --> 01:09:40,850 So, did you really read about this in a psychology magazine, or are you just... 505 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,960 Trying to lure me to a remote area of the woods to kill me. 506 01:09:44,779 --> 01:09:47,680 No. I really read about it in a psychology magazine. 507 01:09:48,979 --> 01:09:52,340 You don't strike me as a psychology magazine reading type of guy. 508 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,260 Well, there's a lot of things you don't know about me. 509 01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,680 Like what? 510 01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,380 Well, 511 01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:05,080 like I went to school to be a psychologist. 512 01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:09,980 And got stuck in the bartending thing. 513 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:14,660 Pay off the student loans and never really went back to it. 514 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,980 Guess that's why I like... You like reading psychology magazines. 515 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,680 Yeah, 516 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,880 exactly. 517 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,060 Never too late to be what you might have been. 518 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,000 Okay, you're only like the 650th person to tell me that. 519 01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:33,820 What else? 520 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,200 What else don't I know about you? 521 01:10:39,090 --> 01:10:41,310 I'm just as gun -shy about relationships as you are. 522 01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:44,310 Yeah, but probably for a completely different reason. 523 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,550 Like I said, a lot of things you don't know about me. 524 01:10:52,210 --> 01:10:53,210 So tell me. 525 01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:08,170 I wasn't lying when I said I really like you. 526 01:11:16,970 --> 01:11:19,590 So, Project Dorca Gamma is totally underway. 527 01:11:19,870 --> 01:11:20,870 Did you see the flyers? 528 01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:23,850 Yep. Glad to know we're making a difference in the world. 529 01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:26,770 You're supposed to be, like, cheering me on here, not insulting me. 530 01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:30,230 I'm supposed to be writing a paper on 18th century literature. 531 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:31,790 So transparent. 532 01:11:32,530 --> 01:11:33,970 What are you talking about? 533 01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:37,250 You're, like, acting all preoccupied when really you're totally worried. 534 01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:39,610 Yeah, I'm worried about flunking English. 535 01:11:40,410 --> 01:11:44,530 Um, no, about my initiations game being more epic than yours, and then you won't 536 01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:45,710 be legendary on campus anymore. 537 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:48,580 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking. 538 01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:51,960 Um, yeah, it was like all fun and games when everybody was walking around 539 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,820 saying, wham, bam, thank you, lamb, and you were the most notorious frat boy in 540 01:11:55,820 --> 01:11:56,739 the Greek system. 541 01:11:56,740 --> 01:12:00,240 But once you got wind that my initiation scheme was going to be better than 542 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,500 yours, you were acting like it was no big deal. 543 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:06,760 It's not just a harmless prank when someone gets hurt. You heard Madison on 544 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:12,660 news. It was just a joke, Josh. It's not like it was emotional slaughter or 545 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:13,660 anything. 546 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,960 I broke her heart, Bethany. 547 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,820 Offer a fucking fraternity. 548 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:22,640 Yeah, one that you made the most notorious one on campus, and brothers 549 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,640 you'll have for life. 550 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,020 Why are you letting her get to you? 551 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:27,820 I used to think you were a beautiful girl when we first met. 552 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,420 Now, you're just an ugly person. 553 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,440 Excuse me? 554 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:37,080 I'm going to leave for a few hours. Just have you and all of your stuff out of 555 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,080 here. 556 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,800 Did you just break up with me? 557 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,400 Yeah. 558 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520 How does it feel? 559 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,480 You can see another one? 560 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,600 Sure. 561 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,480 You know, I, uh... I know a friend of yours. 562 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,760 Oh, yeah? 563 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:12,840 Who's that? 564 01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:13,940 Madison Presley. 565 01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:15,660 Don't know her. 566 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,340 Of course you do. 567 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,780 She's a friend of mine, and... 568 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,560 I know a little bit about your history with her. 569 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:28,420 I also know about the donation. 570 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:31,800 Who told you? 571 01:13:32,260 --> 01:13:33,260 Does it matter? 572 01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:35,180 Look, the point is that I know. 573 01:13:35,740 --> 01:13:36,880 It was meant to be anonymous. 574 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,040 Yeah, well... One hell of an apology. 575 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:45,880 You know, a real one might be actually better. 576 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,540 In case you feel inclined to use it. 577 01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,580 We're supposed to be studying. 578 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,700 I didn't come to school to study. 579 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:10,999 Oh, really? 580 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,520 Then what did you come to college for? 581 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:20,480 Well, I came to get drunk, to party, and I guess 582 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,700 meet a girl like you. 583 01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,440 That was such a lime. 584 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,480 Well, it was, but it's true. 585 01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:31,500 God, I promised myself when I got to college I would never date a frat boy. 586 01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:32,920 I'm not a frat yet. 587 01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:36,930 Good. Then let me have my way with you before you morph into a giant prick. 588 01:15:37,350 --> 01:15:38,750 I already got a giant prick. 589 01:15:39,350 --> 01:15:40,750 Ew, you're so gross. 590 01:15:47,090 --> 01:15:50,070 I promise I won't morph. 591 01:15:51,090 --> 01:15:52,090 Good. 592 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,250 I hope not. 593 01:15:53,910 --> 01:15:55,090 Because I really like you. 594 01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:03,190 I like you. 595 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,780 Distracting me from studying. 596 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,820 Thank you. 597 01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:24,080 She's still there in the bed. 598 01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:26,080 Your parents probably got you. 599 01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:46,720 So how did you manage to score this dorm room when you were just a freshman? 600 01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:49,400 Rich Burns? 601 01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:50,880 You're such a spoiled brat. 602 01:43:58,090 --> 01:43:59,550 Guy we shouldn't like you so much. 603 01:44:01,150 --> 01:44:04,230 What do you mean nothing? 604 01:44:22,130 --> 01:44:23,890 It's really good work. Where'd you say you got that done again? 605 01:44:27,050 --> 01:44:29,710 We need to talk. Your office, now. 606 01:44:32,770 --> 01:44:34,330 Looks like your girlfriend's jealous. 607 01:44:35,830 --> 01:44:36,830 She's not my girlfriend. 608 01:44:38,050 --> 01:44:39,050 Yet. 609 01:44:49,470 --> 01:44:52,630 I'm sorry to interrupt your little flirt session or whatever it was. 610 01:44:55,050 --> 01:44:57,170 I wasn't flirting with her, all right? I like you, remember? 611 01:44:57,930 --> 01:45:00,030 I can't believe you gave Josh my email address. 612 01:45:00,850 --> 01:45:02,510 How could you betray me like that? 613 01:45:03,030 --> 01:45:07,070 What? He emailed me this morning. Said he got my email address from you. 614 01:45:08,970 --> 01:45:10,170 Madison, look, I'm sorry. 615 01:45:10,390 --> 01:45:14,070 He was drinking at the bar the other night, and I thought I'd been telling 616 01:45:14,070 --> 01:45:17,410 to let it go, but given the fact that you were talking about thanking him for 617 01:45:17,410 --> 01:45:21,310 the donation, I thought maybe it'd be best if he reached out to you first and 618 01:45:21,310 --> 01:45:24,170 apologized for what he did. I really didn't think you'd mind. 619 01:45:25,390 --> 01:45:28,410 I thought maybe it was a part of you that wanted to reconnect with him. On my 620 01:45:28,410 --> 01:45:32,770 terms, not your terms. What you did was a complete violation of my privacy. 621 01:45:33,410 --> 01:45:35,570 Okay, well, that wasn't my intention, and I'm sorry. 622 01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:38,430 I thought maybe you just wanted to get closure, all right? 623 01:45:40,530 --> 01:45:45,410 And selfishly, the sooner you put that part of your life behind you, maybe we'd 624 01:45:45,410 --> 01:45:46,450 have a fighting chance at us. 625 01:45:47,650 --> 01:45:49,750 Yeah, well, that is never going to happen now. 626 01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:52,690 Are you serious? 627 01:45:52,790 --> 01:45:54,550 I can't trust you anymore, Dean. 628 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:58,560 And I'm sorry if that sounds immature because you're some worldly 32 -year 629 01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:02,180 with a psychology degree who thinks he knows exactly how to help people get 630 01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:06,260 their issues. But let me tell you something you don't know. I wanted to be 631 01:46:06,260 --> 01:46:09,600 one to decide when the time was right to put the past in the past, not have it 632 01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:13,320 thrust upon me by someone who doesn't have the first idea of how it feels to 633 01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,320 completely betrayed. 634 01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:16,880 Actually, I do know how it feels to be betrayed. 635 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:18,720 Oh yeah, I'm so fucking sure. 636 01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:21,920 Six years ago, I was engaged to the love of my life. 637 01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:24,080 High school sweetheart. 638 01:46:26,060 --> 01:46:29,420 We grew up together, had this whole beautiful life planned out together. 639 01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,240 Two days before the wedding, I come to find out I'm sleeping with my best 640 01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:36,020 friend. Pretty much has been for the majority of our relationship. 641 01:46:38,540 --> 01:46:40,940 Full -on, rug -pulled -out -from -under -me moment. 642 01:46:42,660 --> 01:46:44,840 So when you give me shit for not having a girlfriend, that's why. 643 01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,620 When you stand there and tell me that I don't know what you're going through, I 644 01:46:48,620 --> 01:46:50,260 do. I get you, Madison. 645 01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:54,120 I know what it's like to be lied to, and I know what it's like to be betrayed. 646 01:46:55,660 --> 01:46:59,520 The only difference between me and you is that I know the importance of moving 647 01:46:59,520 --> 01:47:00,520 on with my life. 648 01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:02,940 Especially when I find someone that's worth moving on with. 649 01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:04,640 I need to be alone right now. 650 01:47:25,260 --> 01:47:28,720 I see the sign for the detention center, so we must be getting pretty close. 651 01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:32,120 GPS says it's down here about two miles on the right. 652 01:47:39,700 --> 01:47:42,760 You're the most beautiful girl I know. 653 01:47:43,160 --> 01:47:45,140 You promised me you wouldn't do that. 654 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,160 I don't care, alright? 655 01:47:49,660 --> 01:47:53,640 We've barely spoken since we've had sex and it's driving me crazy. 656 01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:58,840 So, I'm just here to tell you what's on my mind. 657 01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:02,560 Olivia, I love you. 658 01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:09,400 I wish I never would have made that stupid bet. It's done nothing but wreak 659 01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:10,400 havoc ever since. 660 01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:12,000 How has it wreaked havoc? 661 01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:13,680 How has it not? 662 01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:17,500 I mean, Madison's practically having a nervous mental breakdown after that 663 01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:20,220 douche -monger emailed her. She hasn't spoke to Dean in days. 664 01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:23,820 You've been walking around the house giving me these sad puppy -dog eyes. 665 01:48:24,410 --> 01:48:26,490 I can't cope with all this mope overload. 666 01:48:27,750 --> 01:48:30,490 Do you remember why you wanted me to find out who the donor was in the first 667 01:48:30,490 --> 01:48:31,490 place? 668 01:48:31,830 --> 01:48:33,270 So we could expand the program. 669 01:48:33,990 --> 01:48:35,050 You know, help me to differentiate. 670 01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:41,030 Well, a lot of good that did. 671 01:48:41,990 --> 01:48:44,930 Taking money from a frat boy is like taking drug money. It's practically 672 01:48:44,930 --> 01:48:45,930 unethical. 673 01:48:46,750 --> 01:48:48,310 I'm sure he didn't know it was him in the first place. 674 01:48:48,930 --> 01:48:49,930 Yeah, but why? 675 01:48:51,610 --> 01:48:53,130 I mean, maybe he's trying to redeem himself. 676 01:48:54,990 --> 01:48:58,250 You know, you might not believe it, but not everyone in this world is all good 677 01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,250 or all bad. 678 01:49:00,350 --> 01:49:05,010 We all get bruised or beaten up, you know, every once in a while. 679 01:49:06,570 --> 01:49:10,950 And the only thing we can do is learn from our mistakes and try and move 680 01:49:10,950 --> 01:49:11,950 forward. 681 01:49:13,570 --> 01:49:14,830 I mean, take these dogs. 682 01:49:15,390 --> 01:49:18,550 You know, we rescued them from abusive homes where they were neglected by their 683 01:49:18,550 --> 01:49:19,550 owners. 684 01:49:19,890 --> 01:49:21,250 And we give them a second chance. 685 01:49:22,390 --> 01:49:23,790 A second chance at happiness. 686 01:49:29,870 --> 01:49:30,990 I mean, don't we all deserve that? 687 01:49:32,630 --> 01:49:33,630 Even a creep. 688 01:49:33,810 --> 01:49:34,870 Josh Rochette. 689 01:49:49,010 --> 01:49:50,850 I'm gonna kiss you willingly. 690 01:50:02,000 --> 01:50:03,700 Hey Madison, it's Josh. 691 01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:09,000 I got your email address from a guy at the bar. I guess he's your boss or 692 01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:10,000 something. 693 01:50:10,040 --> 01:50:12,360 He told me you knew about the donation I made to your charity. 694 01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:16,720 I don't know how you found out, but I'm kind of glad you did. 695 01:50:18,460 --> 01:50:22,980 When I saw you on the news talking about your charity a few months ago, it 696 01:50:22,980 --> 01:50:25,160 brought back all the memories of freshman year. 697 01:50:26,700 --> 01:50:30,980 How much fun I genuinely had with you, and what a great friend you really were. 698 01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:35,040 Probably the only real friend that I had at that point, or maybe even since 699 01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:36,040 then. 700 01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:40,760 I came to college thinking that I wanted to leave behind an incredible legacy, 701 01:50:40,940 --> 01:50:46,720 to climb the social ladder and be the person standing at the top, the guy in 702 01:50:46,720 --> 01:50:50,580 most elite fraternity with the most popular girlfriend that everyone looked 703 01:50:50,580 --> 01:50:51,580 to and talked about. 704 01:50:52,140 --> 01:50:56,780 And what's pathetic is that I was more concerned with achieving this illusion 705 01:50:56,780 --> 01:51:00,320 status than caring about the road it took me to get there. 706 01:51:01,230 --> 01:51:03,950 I am so sorry that I hurt you, Madison. 707 01:51:05,090 --> 01:51:08,510 More than a donation or apology could ever express. 708 01:51:09,930 --> 01:51:14,090 You can't change the person you used to be, or the wrongs you've done, or the 709 01:51:14,090 --> 01:51:15,090 hurt you've caused. 710 01:51:16,310 --> 01:51:18,510 All you can do is change the person you are today. 711 01:51:19,550 --> 01:51:23,070 I hope one day you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 712 01:51:25,050 --> 01:51:26,990 I haven't found it in my heart to forgive myself. 713 01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:42,680 Care to let out some remnant emotional turmoil on me? 714 01:51:45,560 --> 01:51:47,820 You can let it out on me. 715 01:51:48,700 --> 01:51:49,700 I'm the asshole. 716 01:51:50,560 --> 01:51:52,140 No, you're not. 717 01:51:53,140 --> 01:51:56,460 I realize you're just looking out for me like you always do. 718 01:51:56,860 --> 01:51:57,860 I'm so sorry. 719 01:51:58,060 --> 01:52:00,880 You have no idea how sorry I am. 720 01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:02,320 I'm sorry too. 721 01:52:04,220 --> 01:52:05,220 About everything. 722 01:52:06,180 --> 01:52:07,320 Especially what happened to you. 723 01:52:09,610 --> 01:52:10,610 It's okay. 724 01:52:12,610 --> 01:52:14,850 Getting emotionally destroyed builds character. 725 01:52:16,190 --> 01:52:17,630 I'm beginning to realize that. 726 01:52:18,310 --> 01:52:22,770 You know what's crazy? I've known you for three years and I feel like I barely 727 01:52:22,770 --> 01:52:23,770 know you at all. 728 01:52:25,610 --> 01:52:26,610 You know me. 729 01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:40,419 Are you sure? 730 01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:41,780 Are you sure? Yes. 731 01:53:13,870 --> 01:53:14,870 Oh. 732 02:09:34,440 --> 02:09:35,440 What the fuck? 733 02:10:23,500 --> 02:10:25,020 was the place where I really grew up. 734 02:10:29,460 --> 02:10:32,780 The place where I watched my two best friends fall desperately in love. 735 02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:40,760 The place where I realized that I had the power to make a difference in this 736 02:10:40,760 --> 02:10:41,760 world. 737 02:10:48,270 --> 02:10:52,310 the place where I discovered that some people are just unthinkably cruel and 738 02:10:52,310 --> 02:10:53,310 incapable of change. 739 02:10:55,130 --> 02:11:00,910 But most importantly, college was the place where I learned that I would never 740 02:11:00,910 --> 02:11:04,890 regret giving myself a second chance at happiness, and I'd certainly never 741 02:11:04,890 --> 02:11:07,230 regret giving someone a second chance at theirs. Hi. 742 02:11:08,590 --> 02:11:09,590 Hey. 743 02:11:11,230 --> 02:11:14,290 So, do you really think you're cut out for volunteer work? 744 02:11:16,110 --> 02:11:17,110 I do. 745 02:11:19,670 --> 02:11:22,090 Well then, Josh, I'd like for you to meet Boz. 746 02:11:24,670 --> 02:11:25,670 Hey, Boz. 55766

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