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I am the Lexx.
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I am the most powerful weapon
of destruction in the two universes.
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I was grown on the Cluster,
which is ruled by His Shadow.
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The food was good there.
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My captain is Stanley Tweedle.
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I blow up planets for him.
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Stanley used to be a security guard class 4
on the Cluster, until he became a fugitive.
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This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination.
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He is my captain now because he got my key
from heretics who wanted to steal me.
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Take us away from here, take us out past
the frontier, take us someplace better!
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But he was the one who took me away.
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Stan was helped by Zev of B3K.
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She was made into a love slave as
punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties.
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but things went wrong.
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Now she is part Cluster lizard,
so sometimes she is not a nice lady.
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See ya, lover boy!.
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A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave
transformation that was meant for her.
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I will love you forever.
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He is in my crew too.
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Because she is a love slave, Zev likes men.
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Hi.
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except for Stanley Tweedle.
The only other man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G
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but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy.
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2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by
His Shadow and all of his people were killed.
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They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin,
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Who would you like me to kill?
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but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor
and then he became part of my crew.
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The Time Prophet said that Kai would destroy His Shadow's order
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They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G.
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But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out
and he must stay inside a very cold box.
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Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me.
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My crew are afraid of His Shadow,
the ruler of the Light Universe.
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My priority must now be to end this prophecy!
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His Shadow wants me back,
and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too.
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But he especially wants Kai destroyed
because he is afraid of the prophecy.
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Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that.
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They took me beyond His Shadow's
reach through a fractal core into the Dark Zone,
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the universe of evil and chaos.
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Kai!
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And now we are looking for a new home.
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In the Light Universe, I have been darkness.
Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.
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I am the Time Prophet.
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I have been gifted to see more or less into the cycles of time.
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I know that in the future past, the Brunnen G civilisation
led humanity to victory in the great Insect Wars.
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I know that centuries later the descendants of the Brunnen G
were exterminated by His Shadow's Divine Order,
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and I know that Kai, the last of his people to die,
had his life taken by His Shadow himself.
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Kai's memory was stolen, and his mindless corpse
was reanimated from time to time by protoblood
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to become an assassin for His Shadow,
and the line of Divine Shadows that followed.
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But after 2000 years Kai regained his memory,
and along with Stanley Tweedle and Zev Bellringer of B3K
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escaped into the Dark Zone.
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His Shadow pursued them, and Kai killed
the body that contained his former master.
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His Shadow's evil essence returned to the Cluster,
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The Divine Order's seat of power,
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and there, contained inside a still living brain,
the essence awaited the time of the Divine Rebirth,
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a rebirth I fear beyond the Insect Wars.
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But before the Rebirth, there first came the Cleansing.
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The Cleansing was the feeding of all human life,
from thousands of planets,
into the hungry depths of the Cluster.
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It was an unparalleled orgy of death
- the old, the young, the weak, the strong, the willing
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Take me!
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and the unwilling.
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In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed.
Rejoice!
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All were stripped of their flesh, to feed the Rebirth.
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Upon the death of the last human on the Cluster,
the Cleansing was complete.
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The meat from countless millions of slaughtered souls
was fed into the greedy belly of the Cluster.
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The time of the GigaShadow was at hand.
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Clerics loyal to His Shadow had long prayed for the Rebirth.
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For them, there was no higher calling than
to be one of the eight chosen to oversee the ritual,
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and now, after thousands of years, eight were finally called forth.
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But fear of the Divine Order had chilled
the blood of much of humankind,
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and seeds of doubt had taken root in the most unlikely soil.
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The cleansing is complete.
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Ours is not to question. Ours is not to understand.
Ours is to feed order. .
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We worship His Divine Shadow.
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The Rebirth of the GigaShadow has come.
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Oh Divine, Merciful, Shadow, Oh Divine Merciful One.
Glory to you and the Rebirth.
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Praise for what you will become.
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The glory of the Divine Mystery
takes precedence over a single life .
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We worship His Shadow.
We await His Shadow.
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The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning.
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First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth.
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The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order,
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a time of pain and rejoicing
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We await the GigaShadow.
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The GigaShadow is the end and it is the beginning
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The time is at hand.
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For thousands of years, each Divine Shadow
passed his evil essence onto a human host,
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that in turn became the next His Shadow.
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The rebirth marked the final passing of the shadow essence.
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His Shadow's brain was to ascend
into an orifice that waited above its pillar.
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Its essence would pass to the GigaShadow,
and the Rebirth would begin.
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I will not fail, dear Brother Yottskry.
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Better not.
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Brothers, it is our gift that we have been chosen to bear sacrificial -
No! The GigaShadow must not be!
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The key!
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Blasphemer!
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Yes, yes
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Come on then, Yottskry
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I must stop this madness
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What are you waiting for? Move!
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Remove the key!
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Heretic! Stop him!
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The GigaShadow must not - ah!
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The rebirth must begin
The GigaShadow must live
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Never!
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None of the eight, loyal or disloyal, survived.
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The rebirth was stopped - for now
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On your stomach, please
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I called him the Taskmaster.
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The Pipe fitter
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The Pump
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- an insatiable mute, who redefined perpetual motion, ha ha
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Tell me, who was your all time favourite, Feppo?
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Smoor, I'm getting all misty eyed.
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Stanley, Stanley Tweedle.
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His squeals!
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Will I ever again experience such beautiful music?
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OK, something sweet, but not too sweet,
but not too rich, sweet though,
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fruity, on the fluffy side of creamy
- but not soggy like last time,
crispy on the outside would be nice
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As you wish, Stan
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Stan.
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Stan!
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Way less sulphur taste than yesterday
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I do my best, Stan
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All night by the Zev, Zev
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All night by the Zev I did lie
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As she whispered sweet nothing to Stanley
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While plunging a fork in his eye!
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All day by the Stan, Stan
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All day by the Stan I rejoiced
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As I manned the controls of a great machine -
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That peeled off his skin in sheets,
and vacuumed out his rancid guts before shredding
his stinking carcass into a cesspool of maggots
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Stan!
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Out of the question.
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We have to get Kai more protoblood
or we'll lose him forever
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Look, of course I want to help,
but protoblood can only be found back at the Cluster.
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So?
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So?! Well, for one thing,
we don't know the way back and
we'd have to go through the fractal core again
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790 - do you know the way back through the fractal core?
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It is not a course I would recommend, bio-mass of beauty.
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Answer
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The fractal core has exactly the same attributes in both universes.
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We could pass back through it into the Light Zone
by precisely reversing our entry trajectory route.
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Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy.
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If His Divine Shadow's forces didn't kill us,
somebody would!
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It's not on, Zev.
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Besides - and I'm sorry to keep saying this
- Kai is meat in a freezer
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Rotting dead meat.
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I am alive. If you need a man that bad
- here I am.
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Stanley Tweedle, a man - ha!
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Kai
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Kai
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Yo A O. Yo A O Hom Var Ray
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Why are you up from cryo-stasis?
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Because this machine is no longer functioning.
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Yo A O Hom Var Ray
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I like to hear you sing. It makes me feel something
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Do not feel too much, for I'll only
be singing for a short time longer
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Your protoblood?
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- is almost expired
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How long?
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I don't know - days. Perhaps hours.
You will know when I stop singing. Yo A O
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Don't you want to live?
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I'm an animated corpse - a mockery of life.
I do not have wants
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I don't care what you are. I don't want to lose you.
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It's obvious - we have to go back to the Cluster,
to get you more protoblood.
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I have no wish to endanger you or Stan
by undertaking such a voyage.
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What danger? His Shadow is dead.
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His Shadow is alive.
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Alive? How?
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You sliced the top of his head off, we saw him die.
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You saw his body die
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His brain was not inside. It still lives
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Yo A Ra Jerum Brunnen G
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But, if he really is alive, shouldn't you do something about it?
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Doesn't the prophecy motivate you?
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Though I am an integral part of it,
the prophecy will be, or not be,
as it is in the cycle of time.
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In any event, I do not experience motivation.
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Then perhaps someone has to experience it for you.
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There's no reason why I should trust you,
there's no reason for you to trust me,
and basically there's a huge gulf between us.
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There's nothing to gain in that.
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So how are we supposed to develop a dialogue?
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What type of dialogue are we supposed to develop, Stanley Tweedle?
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One based on sharing, you know, feelings, thoughts, concerns.
A little communication can go a long way, you know
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We are happy to communicate with security guard 4th class.
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Formerly class 2.
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In fact, by reaching into the great storehouse
of our all-encompassing knowledge,
we have summoned an episode from your past.
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Journey back with us eight and a half years,
security guard. Remember this?
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We're all human, and of course
as a man I have certain desires,
so what really is wrong with expressing them?
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What I mean, commander, is,
we all know the reputation of the women on Celes,
and here we are with the Celes pleasure transport
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practically next door for the first time this century,
and with my job I'm not always a hundred percent busy,
so I thought - why not? you know
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Vessel approaching at 3 quadrant, identify yourself.
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It's me, assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle.
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We're all human, and I - um, I was just using up
my extra time usefully patrolling the perimeter,
doing what little I can.
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All vessels to battle stations!
League intruder approaching in 3 quadrant
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No, it's me, Stanley Tweedle, assistant deputy backup courier.
I was just visiting the Celes pleasure transport -
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Divine Shadow upon me!
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Ostral B heretics, come in.
This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle
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I'm low on air and awaiting instructions.
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Ostral B heretics please come in.
This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle .
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awaiting instructions
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This is SubCom Feppo, Ostral B Sector 245 command
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Tell us where you are, Stanley Tweedle,
and we'll come and say hello
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I'm transmitting my co-ordinates.
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Can't you tell where I am by my signal, SubCom Feppo?
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Your direct signal is too weak.
We are reconstructing reflections
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How do I know you're the real thing?
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Who else would be way out here scanning low power signals?
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Mercenaries
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Suffocation is not exactly a nice way to die
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Tell me Stanley, how often do ships normally pass this way?
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And aren't we both transmitting on an encrypted stream
I didn't know any mercenaries had access to?
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OK, I buy that
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Thank you, Stanley Tweedle. And Stanley?
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Yes, SubCom Feppo?
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How do spell sucker?
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Stanley Tweedle, mild by fate
A martyr for his generation
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Sweaty probes were forced into him
Such pain, such humiliation
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But now he's the captain of the Lexx
On an intergalactic tour
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Still he dreams at night
Of the time of his life
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In the playpen of Feppo and Smoor
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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If you desire, I will stay here, where it is cooler.
My body will remain animated for some extended time
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How much time?
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A few hours, at least.
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Kai, I want you to live, to really live.
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I suggest you consider modifying your want
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What exactly is protoblood?
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I don't know
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How can you not know?
It's all that has been keeping you
alive for the last 2000 years
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I only know that I was kept in a mortuary below
the hall of the Predecessors with thousands like myself.
230
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,719
There I received protoblood from
a tube in my storage drawer
231
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:14,723
Since it was so important to you,
weren't you at all curious about it?
232
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:20,228
As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow,
I was not prone to curiosity
233
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:36,786
If it were possible to repair the cryogenic regulator,
Kai would have already done so.
234
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,082
There is no point in your attempting it,
as calling you incompetent would qualify as high praise.
235
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:47,047
You are beyond useless in almost every respect,
which is of course why Zev has no interest in you,
sexually or otherwise.
236
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,923
I'm stung
237
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:55,805
The facts, security guard - Zev, woman of all women,
has a highly accelerated love slave libido.
238
00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:04,397
You are the only living man she has contact with,
but has she ever thought of enlisting you to satisfy
her exceptional physical needs?
239
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,858
No. Never. Impossible
240
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,487
Just biding my time, pal, biding my time.
241
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:15,200
And when she comes knocking,
it's not gonna be on your door
- you don't have the equipment.
242
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,661
I am equipped with love.
243
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,790
I am equipped with a love muscle.
244
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,754
I did it! - Argh!
245
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,939
Let me out
246
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,607
Whatever for!
247
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,151
Let me out!
Die! Die!
248
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:03,581
Ahh! Get me out!
249
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,880
Stanley. I didn't know you cared
250
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,633
I almost had it fixed. I just don't have the right equipment
251
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,010
Accurate observation
252
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:55,884
Stanley, Stanley, oh, he's so manly
Two feet long and Zev she - Huh?
253
00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:03,892
Stanley Tweedle, I want you to use
your hand to get us back to the Cluster
254
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,061
That's called committing suicide.
255
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,025
A Cluster lizard's favourite food is brains!
256
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:15,236
I did my best to try and fix the cryopod!
Don't eat me!
257
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:18,448
We all have to die somewhere,
you're going to die right here Stanley Tweedle.
258
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,369
We are going back!
259
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,413
We can't!
260
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,926
Do you want to hold it?
261
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:39,969
Yeah, on the end of my fork!
262
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,223
It is a baby - an innocent.
263
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,643
The egg must have been laid before
we escaped from the Light Universe.
264
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:51,898
Yeah, well, that's very nice,
but I think we should act sensible here
and dispose of it.
265
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:52,941
Don't you like it, Zev?
266
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:53,983
No!
267
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,862
I'm surprised. You are part Cluster lizard yourself.
268
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:03,034
I was hoping you would help me think of a name.
269
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,453
If it comes near me, I'll name it.
270
00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:08,581
What?
271
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,626
Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it.
272
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,218
It thinks you're its mother
273
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:25,598
What is it, Squish?
274
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,268
Hungry?
275
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,860
You can't eat my brain just yet.
I still need it for a little while longer
276
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:49,789
Get it?
277
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,709
Absolutely not! This is humiliating
278
00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:53,793
You don't say
279
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,297
Do you know what we are?
280
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:03,803
Yeah - Cluster lizards' favourite food
281
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,145
Kai - are you sure this is going to work?
282
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:18,735
No - but if it does, we will be better able to access
the memory of the Divine Predecessor who killed me
283
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:26,868
Let us begin. Let us see what memories
my limited protoblood can display
284
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,546
Once more, from the top - and with feeling
285
00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:43,426
Stanley Tweedle is a god
A warrior and a gent
286
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:47,722
We are not fit to suck his feet
Or dine on his excrement
287
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:52,018
At night we croon by the light of the moon
Of his courage and his creed
288
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:56,439
Hey ho, there he goes. Oh woe for his foes
Long live the Tweedle seed.
289
00:30:56,731 --> 00:31:04,239
Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class
Stanley, Stanley, we live to -
290
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:06,908
Problem?
291
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,911
Indeed. We refuse to continue.
292
00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:18,294
What do you think, Squish?
Is it chompy chompy bite bite time?
293
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,632
All right, you win -
294
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:29,014
We live to kiss his ass.
295
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:35,770
Gentlemen - I think we are now finally developing a dialogue.
296
00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:42,110
Lay your hands on me
297
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:54,057
What was that?
298
00:32:56,601 --> 00:33:00,271
Many memories, inside me.
299
00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:05,694
His Shadow steals the memories of all those he kills.
300
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,947
I absorbed those memories when I regained my own.
301
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:17,163
It may take time to find something useful.
302
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:30,760
You are Barton Tesh - heretic and criminal disloyal to His Shadow.
303
00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:35,890
I have been instructed to kill you very slowly
304
00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:40,228
That was not useful
305
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:48,653
Kai, please - think protoblood
We have to find out where it comes from
306
00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:53,366
The memories - it is difficult
307
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,884
The Time Prophet
308
00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:19,809
Time Prophet - you foretold that our
order would be destroyed at the hand of the Brunnen G,
but we destroyed them.
309
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,936
Will we reach our destiny?
310
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:31,863
As one gifted to see into the old cycles of time,
I should be able to see beyond your order,
but I cannot.
311
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:38,078
I know only that when your time is past,
there will emerge the GigaShadow
312
00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:43,083
it is unclear
313
00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:54,594
I see only a fleeting image of the Insect Wars,
but they were thousands of years past.
It is all so hazy.
314
00:34:55,136 --> 00:35:05,480
But even without seeing clearly I sense,
I feel, I fear, the death of all humankind.
315
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,615
Are you His Shadow?
316
00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:23,915
Yes. I am the Divine Shadow who killed Kai 2000 years ago.
317
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,793
What is protoblood? How is it made?
318
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,421
I do not know
319
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:35,010
But you provided the protoblood for Kai.
You made him what he is.
320
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,512
Yes.
321
00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:39,889
Then you must know where it comes from.
322
00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:43,101
It comes from the GigaShadow
323
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,104
What is the GigaShadow?
324
00:35:47,522 --> 00:35:52,861
The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning.
325
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:58,658
First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth.
326
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:05,332
The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order.
327
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:12,589
A time of pain and rejoicing. Our destiny.
328
00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:14,049
But what is it?
329
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:19,429
The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning
330
00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,556
Tell me what I want to know
331
00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,142
The GigaShadow is the end -
332
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:24,768
Kai.
333
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:30,231
-and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing,
then will begin a new -
334
00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,371
We've lost about half.
335
00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,041
Therefore my time is reduced by half.
336
00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,086
I'm sorry Kai, I'm sorry.
337
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:56,341
We've lost half your blood,
and we've learned nothing.
338
00:36:57,342 --> 00:37:02,931
I have lost half of my blood,
I have lost half of my time,
but we have learned much.
339
00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:09,979
First, that the prophecy may not be certain,
340
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:17,237
and second, that the GigaShadow is something we should fear.
341
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:28,540
This is Stanley Tweedle, the captain of the Lexx,
the most powerful destructive force in the two universes.
342
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,126
If anybody can hear me, and would like to make contact -
343
00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:34,671
- please transmit now, we are monitoring all frequencies
344
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:39,884
How does it taste?
345
00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:45,348
Meaty - but not as meaty as you will, Stanley.
346
00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:49,853
I can't help ya
347
00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:54,774
We can't just let him die.
348
00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:58,320
Kai died 2000 years ago!
349
00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,697
We have to go back through the fractal core
350
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:04,534
we have to go back to the Cluster,
we have to get Kai some new protoblood.
351
00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:09,456
Going back to the Cluster does not mean
that Kai wil live, it means that we all will die
352
00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:15,337
Improbable as it may be, the security guard has a point.
353
00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:19,841
I don't want to live.
354
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,888
I never wanted to live
355
00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:36,483
I'm making eye water again
- it happens when I feel this way
356
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,486
They're called tears,
didn't you even know that?
357
00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:48,745
I grew up in a box, Stan. My matrons,
my teachers, everyone I ever knew were holograms.
358
00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:53,124
You're the first real people I ever met!
359
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,503
There's a lot I don't know
360
00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:59,089
Well, there's something else
361
00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:00,590
What?
362
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:05,095
Tears are what happens when you're in love.
363
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:17,148
We have to go back through the fractal core,
we have to go back to the Cluster
364
00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,942
That's called committing suicide!
365
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,902
We have to get Kai new protoblood,
366
00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:24,906
we have to go back to the Cluster,
we can't just let him die!
367
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:27,075
We all will die!
368
00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:33,623
Admit it Tweedle. You're a coward
369
00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:38,503
A coward. An arch traitor and a coward.
370
00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:53,393
Lexx - I've made a decision.
We are going back through the fractal core.
371
00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,521
As you command, Stan.
372
00:39:56,521 --> 00:40:01,860
And, from now on,
I want to be known as Stanley the Brave,
who risked his skin for his friends!
373
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:06,823
As you command, Stanley the Brave,
who risked his skin for his friends.
374
00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,731
Relax Tweedle, you're all right
375
00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:40,774
We made it, darling
376
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:42,025
Good work.
377
00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:45,695
Kai? Kai? Talk to me
378
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,289
Protoblood failure.
379
00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:15,558
Say, while you're down there,
why don't you stay down there?
380
00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:20,980
Say, while you're up here,
why don't you contact some old friends?
381
00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:30,240
Mind Squish until I return, and if I do not -
382
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,742
Kill him, before he gets big enough to eat you
383
00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:36,955
Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Stan?
384
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:41,334
Unlike dead man, I am experiencing no such motivation
385
00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:47,340
I bet the Cluster would love to see
the famous arch traitor come home
386
00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:51,136
Maybe there's a candle burning for you
outside the protein bank
387
00:41:51,469 --> 00:41:52,178
Blow it out.
388
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:57,434
Remember - we talk to you,
you don't talk to us
389
00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,936
- unless we ask you to, which we won't
390
00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:04,107
We don't want anyone to find the Lexx because of your signals
391
00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:06,443
Signals can be tracked, Stan
392
00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,154
I know. Good luck
393
00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,822
Thanks. Stay put
394
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:44,898
Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out
the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits?
395
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:49,319
Yes, Stanley the Perfect,
the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed
396
00:42:49,819 --> 00:42:53,531
And - unjustly maligned majestical being
397
00:42:53,531 --> 00:42:56,326
And unjustly maligned majestical being
398
00:42:57,869 --> 00:42:59,162
Cool
399
00:43:24,562 --> 00:43:26,523
Come on, baby, come on.
400
00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:30,276
They can't detect us this close to the surface.
401
00:43:35,198 --> 00:43:39,327
This is customs post KL722468.
402
00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:42,998
Hi. We - we seem to -
403
00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:45,083
This customs post has been cleansed
404
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,461
No problem, we'll check in at a different one
405
00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:50,463
This customs post has been cleansed
406
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,966
Right. We'll make sure to -
407
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:55,260
This customs post - this customs post
Rejoice!
- has been cleansed cleansed cleansed
408
00:43:57,178 --> 00:44:05,645
Guilty - in the execution of this sentence you are hereby
cleansed of your crime against the League of 20,000 Planets.
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you
409
00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:12,569
No military patrols
410
00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:15,613
Not a lot of anything
411
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:24,956
Eyes right
412
00:45:19,844 --> 00:45:21,638
Kai - come back
413
00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:35,986
Protoblood failure. I do not have much time left.
414
00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:40,657
We must hurry.
415
00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:12,981
Zev to Stan - we just landed. So far so weird.
416
00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:15,525
I'll keep you posted.
417
00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,237
Lexx, I have a question.
418
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:25,702
If I want to transmit something, does it have to go out over
all frequencies, or can I select a specific band?
419
00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:34,753
I am able to transmit on any frequency band you choose,
Stanley the legendary all powerful space stud man
420
00:46:35,295 --> 00:46:40,258
I select the upper five nano quanto range frequencies
421
00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:45,347
This is Stanley Tweedle. That's right, the Stanley Tweedle
422
00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:47,682
Maybe you heard I was a traitor
423
00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:54,773
Maybe you're aware I was once an assistant
deputy backup courier for the Ostral B heretics.
424
00:46:54,981 --> 00:47:00,945
and that on one mission in particular I got a little
side-tracked when His Shadow attacked -
425
00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:11,581
It's our favourite frequency
426
00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:29,391
amino acid codes that certain Sub Nebula
mercenaries found in my tooth were used
to destroy a hundred Reform planets
427
00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:33,144
- although it was actually only 94.
428
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:43,238
None of that matters now, you know why?
Because I now command the Lexx,
the most powerful destructive force in the two universes.
429
00:47:43,238 --> 00:47:52,330
I can take you out just like that. Don't believe me?
Come on. I'll be right here waiting. Ha ha
430
00:48:45,216 --> 00:48:46,343
The Cleansing.
431
00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,058
Not long dead.
432
00:48:56,728 --> 00:49:00,982
Welcome friends. Welcome to the end of everything.
433
00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:05,820
Though I can command the heavens
and urge comets to change their course,
434
00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:12,619
all this is nothing next to your grace,
your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes
435
00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:14,746
Divine Shadow?
436
00:49:14,829 --> 00:49:15,789
Yes.
437
00:49:17,207 --> 00:49:18,958
You don't look very good.
438
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:23,755
And I could not be happier, for I am free.
439
00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:27,592
I don't understand.
440
00:49:27,592 --> 00:49:36,393
As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed.
Only my poet half remains. I am at peace.
441
00:49:36,601 --> 00:49:37,435
Kill it.
442
00:49:37,435 --> 00:49:40,605
Fair lady, would you care to hear a sonnet?
443
00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:41,648
Pass
444
00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:43,566
What happened here?
445
00:49:44,192 --> 00:49:46,152
An assassination attempt
446
00:49:46,152 --> 00:49:50,156
Some rebel clerics found a way to make my pillar descend.
447
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:53,785
Good for them, I say - not at the time, of course, but -
448
00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,161
Squish!
449
00:49:57,122 --> 00:49:57,998
Bad lizard
450
00:50:01,459 --> 00:50:07,632
You should have let it kill me.
Let it end my suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity
451
00:50:07,632 --> 00:50:12,137
I will fulfil your desire, by fulfilling the prophecy
452
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,265
Do it Kai - end the Divine Order
453
00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:20,895
Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be spared,
only to be forgiven. Grant me that
454
00:50:20,895 --> 00:50:25,692
He destroyed your planet. He destroyed you. He deserves nothing
455
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,903
I beg you
456
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,405
Get rid of him
457
00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:35,285
I cannot stop you. I am helpless
458
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,245
What is the GigaShadow?
459
00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:41,875
The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning.
460
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,087
First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth
461
00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:49,507
The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order
462
00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:56,014
Whatever the GigaShadow is to be, it likely cannot be without you
463
00:50:57,474 --> 00:51:00,518
The prophecy demands to be fulfilled
464
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,834
He knew nothing of the GigaShadow either
465
00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:31,675
We will go to the mortuary now, for protoblood
466
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:38,723
Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled.
467
00:51:40,016 --> 00:51:44,562
The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed the Divine Order.
How does it feel?
468
00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:55,865
It feels - it feels - I have no feeling for it
469
00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:34,839
Is this the mortuary?
470
00:53:34,839 --> 00:53:38,009
My home, for 2000 years
471
00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:45,975
These drawers contained myself and thousands
of other assassins like me, all kept in a state
of living death by protoblood
472
00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:51,147
Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk
473
00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:52,190
Where to?
474
00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:54,567
They have been cleansed, I assume
475
00:53:58,113 --> 00:53:59,447
The tubes are dry
476
00:53:59,447 --> 00:54:01,157
So, what do we do?
477
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:07,455
Follow the tubes to the source of protoblood, wherever that is.
478
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:15,714
Stan - Zev. Stan, it looks like we might take
a little longer than we hoped. Sit tight
479
00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:21,219
Stan, this is Zev. Stan, this is Zev
480
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:23,888
Stan - there's a big celebration on the Cluster.
481
00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:31,062
We've encountered some people, rebels,
who tell us His Shadow is dead.
Looks like the good guys won, Stan
482
00:54:31,062 --> 00:54:37,110
Oh, and don't be surprised if you encounter some
returning refugees - help them out if you can
483
00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:42,240
Also, best to maintain radio silence, just in case.
Zev out
484
00:54:44,868 --> 00:54:46,328
Anything you say
485
00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:37,253
I gave Kai my memories, but you, cleric, are weak.
You will transport my essence to its destiny
486
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:38,296
No!
487
00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:05,824
You are mine
488
00:56:05,824 --> 00:56:10,120
No, no, I'm not yours
489
00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:15,709
I will not be possessed by you. I'm Yottskry, I'm Yottskry
490
00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:19,004
I have my own mind
491
00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:22,549
But I control you.
492
00:56:27,804 --> 00:56:30,473
No. I've fought you before, and I'll fight you again
493
00:56:32,434 --> 00:56:34,561
You will lose
494
00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:03,131
Ahh!
Are you all right?
495
00:57:03,548 --> 00:57:04,174
Yes.
496
00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,426
What is this?
497
00:57:13,933 --> 00:57:14,893
Is it protoblood?
498
00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:16,603
No.
499
00:57:21,983 --> 00:57:22,942
Then what is it?
500
00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:26,780
Trouble - because unlike me,
everything you see here is alive
501
00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:30,533
Get out. Leave me alone
Get out of my mind!
502
00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:33,953
You must bend to my will. Do as I command
503
00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:35,497
I'm not His Shadow!
504
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:38,041
You are me. I am you.
505
00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:39,084
Never!
506
00:57:41,044 --> 00:57:43,046
Protoblood is distributed from here
507
00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:46,424
- empty
508
00:57:47,759 --> 00:57:51,012
We have to keep looking. We must be close
509
00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:54,516
Perhaps - but I have little time, Zev
510
00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:01,648
All right. Time to die, Divine Shadow
511
00:58:13,326 --> 00:58:15,704
You are already dead, ha ha ha!
512
00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:20,917
It is only I who am alive ha ha ha!
513
00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:51,114
We saw him before.
514
00:58:52,115 --> 00:58:54,909
He was dead. He is the one you turned over
515
00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:58,913
He's getting stronger. I can't hold him back
516
00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:07,797
Kai, you must kill me.
517
00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:11,509
I am possessed by His Shadow
518
00:59:19,017 --> 00:59:21,353
He's trying to move, somewhere
519
00:59:21,978 --> 00:59:23,104
Where?
520
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:31,738
Please, somehow you must kill His Shadow
521
00:59:33,573 --> 00:59:35,241
You must kill me
522
00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,495
Where is he trying to go?
523
00:59:38,828 --> 00:59:42,457
To the GigaShadow. You must stop him.
524
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,584
What is the GigaShadow?
525
00:59:50,006 --> 00:59:50,757
Tell me
526
01:00:03,311 --> 01:00:04,980
How did he come back to life?
527
01:00:05,855 --> 01:00:08,024
Some form of protoblood, I suspect
528
01:00:09,651 --> 01:00:13,196
The yellow stuff - on the floor by the dead clerics
529
01:00:14,364 --> 01:00:16,783
And protoblood comes from the GigaShadow
530
01:00:17,742 --> 01:00:20,245
So let's go back up and get some
531
01:00:20,328 --> 01:00:24,874
Yes - we must find the Giga-
532
01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:29,921
No! Kai!
533
01:00:33,049 --> 01:00:34,134
Out of blood. Zev
534
01:00:35,677 --> 01:00:42,976
- go back to Stan. Use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster
535
01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:50,692
Farewell Zev, my -
536
01:00:52,944 --> 01:00:56,031
Kai, come back
537
01:00:57,157 --> 01:01:00,118
Kai, come back
538
01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:06,124
Kai, Kai, Kai!
539
01:01:31,441 --> 01:01:36,905
Situation deteriorating quickly
540
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,161
Others all dead.
541
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:55,423
I estimate I only have forty minutes of oxygen supply left
542
01:01:56,466 --> 01:02:04,849
How long do you think it will take you to reach me? Over
543
01:02:05,308 --> 01:02:09,312
Vessel, this is Captain Stanley Tweedle, commander of the Lexx
544
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:14,317
I, um, I accidentally received your transmission,
are you in trouble?
545
01:02:15,276 --> 01:02:20,991
Oh no - my signal's been intercepted
546
01:02:22,033 --> 01:02:26,621
Hold on, hold on, wait, look, come in,
I can help. Come in!
547
01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,624
Lexx, did you get a location fix on that transmission?
548
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:34,421
I did, Stanley the stunner, makes love like no other
549
01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:54,482
I defy thee, I defy thee, I defy thee!
550
01:02:59,904 --> 01:03:01,698
What fresh hell is this?
551
01:03:15,628 --> 01:03:18,798
My Rebirth has begun
552
01:03:41,279 --> 01:03:44,741
I don't need your help
553
01:03:45,408 --> 01:03:47,369
You're running out of oxygen, correct?
554
01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:51,748
I've been there, it's something I would not
wish on my worst enemy
555
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:59,756
How do I know you're not working for the Divine Order?
556
01:03:59,964 --> 01:04:02,008
Sometimes you just have to go on trust
557
01:04:03,009 --> 01:04:04,260
I don't think so
558
01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:14,688
I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, oh, oh -
559
01:04:16,356 --> 01:04:17,565
What's up?
560
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:21,945
Oh, oh - oxygen!
561
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,196
Hold on!
562
01:04:45,802 --> 01:04:48,972
Hang on - I brought you a suit, and oxygen
563
01:04:52,934 --> 01:04:55,228
I don't know what to believe anymore
564
01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:10,910
Stanley Tweedle.
565
01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,832
- the lesson continues
566
01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,361
Find your mother
567
01:06:36,788 --> 01:06:37,747
Zev.
568
01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:42,502
Zev! Bliss to the power of bliss times bliss! I live again.
569
01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:44,462
What's wrong?
570
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,341
He's gone. Kai is dead
571
01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:50,885
Listen - something's happening to the Cluster
572
01:06:57,225 --> 01:07:00,061
Maybe it's a lost cause,
but there's something I have to do
573
01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:03,064
Zev, please, we must flee this planetoid!
574
01:07:55,116 --> 01:07:58,244
The cleansing is not complete
575
01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:18,264
Zev!
576
01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:22,060
Hurry!
577
01:08:54,843 --> 01:09:01,349
Stan - Zev. Listen very carefully.
Bring the Lexx to the Cluster right now
578
01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:06,730
We have to try to rescue Kai,
then use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster.
579
01:09:07,105 --> 01:09:08,815
We have to blow it up
580
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:18,158
Well, geez lady, that sounds like a really fun idea,
but I'm afraid there's a little snag.
581
01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:26,624
You see, it's like this. Mr Tweedle is,
er, somewhat indisposed. .
582
01:09:30,754 --> 01:09:39,346
In fact, by the time we are done with his puffy pink body,
it will be a lot more puffy and a lot less pink
583
01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:43,058
Squeal for the people.
584
01:09:45,935 --> 01:09:54,611
Squeal, squeal, squeal!
585
01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:56,905
There is justice in this universe
586
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:57,757
Good lizard
587
01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:33,960
OK, Squish - let's find the GigaShadow
588
01:11:53,647 --> 01:11:55,815
Have you solved the puzzle, human?
589
01:11:57,025 --> 01:12:00,862
No matter. You cannot stop me now
590
01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:05,200
Yes you can. He's vulnerable
591
01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:07,786
Where are you?
592
01:12:08,662 --> 01:12:12,707
I'm inside the GigaShadow.
You're inside the GigaShadow
593
01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:17,587
Find me. Please, find the brain
594
01:12:20,882 --> 01:12:25,011
You're too late Kai - much too late
595
01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:26,388
We shall see
596
01:12:31,101 --> 01:12:32,727
What's your favourite food?
597
01:12:37,023 --> 01:12:40,193
Find me. Please, find the brain
598
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:55,041
I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai,
are nothing but a microbe inside me,
infecting my system
599
01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:06,511
I will extinguish you - and, cleric - you cannot help him
600
01:13:24,154 --> 01:13:28,450
790 - We can't leave without Kai
601
01:13:31,536 --> 01:13:33,955
No sign of the dead one, sweet one
602
01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:06,029
That, dearest, would be the GigaShadow
603
01:14:07,572 --> 01:14:08,406
Right
604
01:14:08,782 --> 01:14:11,785
I suggest we vacate this area immediately
605
01:14:22,253 --> 01:14:24,381
Die, Brunnen G!
606
01:14:28,259 --> 01:14:30,637
You cannot help him
607
01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:33,640
Yes! I can and I will!
608
01:14:36,685 --> 01:14:40,981
Die! Die!
609
01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,360
I will free him
610
01:14:52,826 --> 01:14:53,702
Thank you
611
01:14:54,619 --> 01:15:00,208
Hurry, Kai. I'm losing, losing strength
612
01:15:01,835 --> 01:15:03,920
And I am gaining
613
01:15:04,379 --> 01:15:06,589
Go - find the brain
614
01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:14,347
Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid,
moon or space station within the range of this vessel.
615
01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:17,142
There is absolutely nowhere for us to go.
616
01:15:19,436 --> 01:15:20,270
Zev, darling?
617
01:15:21,104 --> 01:15:21,521
Yes?
618
01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:26,860
Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes,
619
01:15:27,402 --> 01:15:34,242
but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years,
so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you.
620
01:15:34,242 --> 01:15:35,618
Shall I begin?
621
01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:45,587
Zev, my love, you have expired
But robot head is hot and wired
Your fragrant corpse, cold and
622
01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:49,507
Zev? Zev?
623
01:15:53,386 --> 01:15:55,096
Stan. Zev.
624
01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:00,977
You were right. We shouldn't have come
625
01:16:03,104 --> 01:16:07,984
I don't know what to say, except, except -
626
01:16:08,860 --> 01:16:11,613
Just get out of the way, will ya, I need a clear shot!
627
01:16:37,973 --> 01:16:38,723
Fire!
628
01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:58,660
Yes!
629
01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:30,358
Lexx, what are you doing? Hit it with everything you got!
630
01:17:30,358 --> 01:17:36,698
I did, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down
from on high to protect the weak and innocent
631
01:17:36,698 --> 01:17:37,657
Well, OK - hit it again
632
01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:15,070
Zev, love - I believe the GigaShadow
is a large angry insect, and I fear it is just waking up.
633
01:18:16,613 --> 01:18:20,617
Yes, Kai, yes - you're almost there
634
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,410
Squish - which way?
635
01:18:26,998 --> 01:18:30,335
You're here, Kai. Fulfil the prophecy
636
01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:37,133
No, cleric. Kai is close, but he will never arrive
637
01:18:45,141 --> 01:18:46,935
I can't fight any longer
638
01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:56,027
Begone!
639
01:19:13,503 --> 01:19:14,587
Find the brain
640
01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:26,599
Darling, it is not important to me, but -
641
01:19:26,599 --> 01:19:27,767
What?
642
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:29,394
To your right
643
01:19:33,606 --> 01:19:34,524
Kai
644
01:19:37,652 --> 01:19:40,780
Lexx - turn around, we're gonna pick up the dead guy
645
01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:06,473
How did you manage to -
646
01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:08,975
No time - Lexx, take us to the fractal core
647
01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:12,354
Lexx - fractal core, now - go!
648
01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:22,656
Stupid humans. Your entire species is mine.
649
01:20:30,664 --> 01:20:32,874
Its velocity has surpassed the Lexx
650
01:20:32,874 --> 01:20:34,626
Is there no way to fight it?
651
01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:37,921
No. It has become too powerful during its millennia of dormancy
652
01:20:45,303 --> 01:20:47,472
So even if we lead it through the fractal core -
653
01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:49,391
The GigaShadow cannot follow.
654
01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:51,977
Its positive mass is too large for it to pass through.
655
01:20:52,477 --> 01:20:56,231
It would combine with the fractal core's anti-mass
and the two would cancel each other out
656
01:20:56,231 --> 01:20:57,273
It can't follow us?
657
01:20:57,482 --> 01:20:58,191
No.
658
01:20:58,608 --> 01:21:02,904
Perfect. OK, Lexx - faster, as fast as you can go
659
01:21:02,904 --> 01:21:09,369
As you request, Stanley the fearless warrior god
swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent.
660
01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:12,956
mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos
661
01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:16,918
Stan, Stan, only Stan!
662
01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:08,303
Yes!
663
01:22:23,401 --> 01:22:24,569
Ouch!
664
01:22:36,873 --> 01:22:43,672
I imagine the GigaShadow's priority will be to end the prophecy.
To end me
665
01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:48,134
But the GigaShadow cannot come through the fractal core
666
01:23:05,735 --> 01:23:07,237
Run
Wait for me!
667
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:14,744
GigaShadow, this is our time of rejoicing.
668
01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:16,955
No, it is your time of pain.
669
01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:21,209
You are no longer needed, human vessels of my essence.
670
01:23:35,598 --> 01:23:35,890
Come on
671
01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:39,728
What's it, what's it!
672
01:23:58,204 --> 01:24:01,207
It's over. We have no hope
673
01:24:01,207 --> 01:24:05,712
We have hope - one small hope
674
01:24:23,855 --> 01:24:27,651
The victory of your ancestors was not complete
675
01:24:30,862 --> 01:24:33,698
You are a survivor of the Insect civilisation.
676
01:24:34,366 --> 01:24:37,118
Yes, last of the Brunnen G.
677
01:24:38,328 --> 01:24:40,955
I passed on my essence to humans,
678
01:24:41,164 --> 01:24:48,505
rightly believing that I would be more
successful using humans to defeat themselves.
679
01:24:49,547 --> 01:24:57,931
Yours has been an enslaved species,
working tirelessly to achieve my Rebirth
680
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:05,897
The Divine Insect Order beings.
The insects will rule again. .
681
01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:11,653
I bid you extinction. the time has come. Ha ha ha!
682
01:25:27,711 --> 01:25:29,004
That's my baby
683
01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:29,189
Oh look, Nubbleguck - tasty treats
684
01:26:31,399 --> 01:26:36,112
Yum yum - give me some
685
01:26:52,128 --> 01:26:54,130
Why are you smiling?
686
01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:59,761
I'm smiling because I transmitted on your frequency on purpose.
687
01:27:01,137 --> 01:27:04,724
I'm smiling because it's dinner time
688
01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:12,565
And then, following Captain Stanley's
carefully constructed plan exactly,
689
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:17,362
the Lexx cruised on over to Feppo and Smoor's
690
01:27:20,615 --> 01:27:23,326
and ate it right up,
691
01:27:25,870 --> 01:27:33,670
and then it separated out the essential Tweedle
from the indigestible Sub Nebula mercenaries, ha ha!
692
01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:38,300
I knew what they'd do and I did them one better
693
01:27:39,884 --> 01:27:41,720
How did you know that they would come after you?
694
01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:49,144
Captain Stan just intentionally broadcast
over frequency bands they monitor
695
01:27:49,894 --> 01:27:52,230
So, guys - where do we go from here?
696
01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:57,777
I once suggested that you find yourselves a home
697
01:27:59,070 --> 01:27:59,863
And now?
698
01:28:01,656 --> 01:28:06,745
And now that the fractal core is destroyed,
stranding us in the Dark Zone,
699
01:28:07,579 --> 01:28:13,460
and since I have a new supply of protoblood,
let us find ourselves a home
700
01:28:15,795 --> 01:28:16,963
Sounds good to me.
701
01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:18,006
Stan?
702
01:28:20,091 --> 01:28:23,637
OK, Lexx - find us a home
703
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:29,434
As you request - Stan, Stan, only Stan.
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