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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:33,265 ♪ GREEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE ♪ 2 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:37,169 ♪ FARM LIVIN' IS THE LIFE FOR ME ♪ 3 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:41,106 ♪ LAND SPREADIN' OUT SO FAR AND WIDE ♪ 4 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:44,015 ♪ KEEP MANHATTAN, JUST GIVE ME THAT COUNTRYSIDE ♪ 5 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:49,214 ♪ NEW YORK IS WHERE I'D RATHER STAY ♪ 6 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:53,252 ♪ I GET ALLERGIC SMELLING HAY ♪ 7 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,256 ♪ I JUST ADORE A PENTHOUSE VIEW ♪ 8 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,691 ♪ DARLING, I LOVE YOU, BUT GIVE ME PARK AVENUE ♪ 9 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,595 ♪ THE CHORES ♪ 10 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:05,597 ♪ THE STORES ♪ 11 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:07,832 ♪ FRESH AIR ♪ 12 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,502 ♪ TIMES SQUARE ♪ 13 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,036 ♪ YOU ARE MY WIFE ♪ 14 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,138 ♪ GOODBYE, CITY LIFE ♪ 15 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,508 ♪ GREEN ACRES, WE ARE THERE ♪ 16 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,822 DID YOU FIND IT? 17 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,025 NO, I HAVEN'T GOT THE TRAP OFF. 18 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,160 WHAT'S A TRAP-OFF? 19 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:38,230 NOT A TRAP-OFF, IT'S JUST A TRAP THAT'S PART OF THE DRAIN. 20 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,531 HAND ME THE WRENCH. 21 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,145 THERE. 22 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,447 THAT'S NOT A WRENCH, THAT'S A SCREWDRIVER. 23 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,171 WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 24 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,418 YOU USE A SCREWDRIVER TO SCREW SCREWS, 25 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,420 YOU NEED A WRENCH TO TAKE THE BOLTS OFF. 26 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,604 WHAT'S A BOLTS-OFF? 27 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,778 LISA, PLEASE. 28 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:54,847 BUT I... 29 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,316 LOOK, I DIDN'T DROP MY RING DOWN THE DRAIN. 30 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,429 WHY ARE YOU THROWING THAT UP TO ME? 31 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,752 BECAUSE YOU DID! 32 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,399 WELL, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 33 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,957 ALL I DID WAS ASK YOU WHAT'S A BOLTS-OFF. 34 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,724 THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 35 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,033 WELL, WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO HAND IT TO YOU? 36 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,963 LISA, 37 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:13,898 WILL YOU FIND SOMETHING TO DO AND LET ME GET THIS DRAIN OFF? 38 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,767 WHAT'S A DRAIN-OFF? 39 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,470 IT'S PART OF THE SINK THAT'S ATTACHED TO THE TRAP-OFF! 40 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,376 HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DO? 41 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,525 NO. 42 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,512 WELL THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT? 43 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,317 SHUT THE WATER OFF! 44 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,321 WHICH ONE IS THE WATER-OFF? 45 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,156 OH, FOR... 46 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,203 OH, DARLING, YOU WON'T NEED THE BOLTS-OFF 47 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,707 BECAUSE THE WATER-OFF GOT THE TRAP-OFF OFF. 48 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,796 FOR CRYING OUT... 49 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,343 WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO DO SOMETHING, 50 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,847 SO I THOUGHT I'D WASH THE DISHES. 51 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,869 IS MY RING IN THERE? 52 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,137 I'M LOOKING FOR IT. 53 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,906 WELL, THAT ISN'T IT. 54 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:58,410 IT WAS ROUND AND IT HAD DIAMONDS IN IT. 55 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,979 HOW DID A SCARF GET IN HERE? 56 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,368 WELL, ONE DAY, I LOST THE STINK SOPPER. 57 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,117 THE WHAT? 58 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,829 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE STINK SOPPER 59 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,132 WHICH STOPS THE WATER FROM RUNNING DOWN. 60 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:11,156 THE SINK STIPPER... THE STIP STINK... 61 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,592 THE STOP... THE STOP STINKER. 62 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:18,363 YES, SO I STUFFED THE SCARF DOWN THERE 63 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,377 TO KEEP THE WATER FROM RUNNING DOWN. 64 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,134 LISA, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO... 65 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,338 A HIGH HEEL? 66 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:30,342 YES. I USED MY SHOE TO HAMMER THE SCARF DOWN IN AND IT FELL OFF. 67 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,378 LISA, DON'T... 68 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,525 IS THE REST OF MY SHOE IN THERE? 69 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,249 NO, AND I... NEITHER IS THE RING. 70 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,917 ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE WEARING IT? 71 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,053 POSITIVE. IT WAS ON MY LEFT FOOT. 72 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,156 NO, NO, I MEAN THE RING. 73 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,491 YES, THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP, 74 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 THE FIRST THING I DID, I PUT IT ON THIS FINGER. 75 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,695 NOW THE RING IS GONE, 76 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,364 BUT THE FINGER IS STILL THERE. 77 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,665 SO THAT PROVES IT. 78 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,868 OH, BOY. I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED THAT... 79 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:00,004 HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 80 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,639 OH, I JUST TOOK THE TRAP OFF. 81 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,186 WHAT'S A TRAP-OFF? 82 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,776 EB. 83 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,356 CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK? 84 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,513 MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK? 85 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,960 IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH MRS. DOUGLAS. 86 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,984 HELP YOURSELF. THANKS. 87 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,632 THERE'S NO MILK IN HERE! 88 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,824 JUST A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, SOME COTTAGE CHEESE, AND A DIAMOND RING. 89 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,760 A DIAM... 90 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,197 WHAT'S IT DOING IN THE REFRIGERATOR? 91 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,698 OH, NOW I REMEMBER. 92 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,744 THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS DOING DISHES, 93 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,614 I TOOK IT OFF MY FINGER AND I PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR, 94 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,905 SO IT WOULDN'T FALL DOWN IN THE DRAIN-OFF. 95 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,773 LISA! 96 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,375 WELL, IT DIDN'T. 97 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,843 WHAT A RING! 98 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,913 IT'S LIKE A GOLF BALL WITH SEQUINS. 99 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,826 I'VE NEVER SEEN A RING LIKE THAT. 100 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,451 EVEN IN THE CHRISTMAS EDITION OF THE MAIL-ORDER CATALOG 101 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,864 WHEN THEY HAVE ALL KINDS OF FANCY JUNK. 102 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,255 JUNK? 103 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,557 THIS IS THE ONLY RING OF ITS KIND. 104 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,058 AND IT WOULDN'T BE THAT 105 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,828 IF MY FATHER HADN'T SCHMUGGLED IT BY THE NAZIS 106 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,830 IN A JAR OF CHICKEN'S FAT. 107 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,031 YES, YES. 108 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,134 WELL, WE'VE HEARD THE STORY SEVERAL TIMES. 109 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,946 WELL, THAT ISN'T THE WHOLE STORY. 110 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,937 BEFORE IT WAS IN CHICKEN'S FAT, 111 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,472 DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS? 112 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,673 I'M AFRAID TO ASK. 113 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,455 I AIN'T. WHERE WAS IT? 114 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,647 IT WAS ON THE FINGER OF MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER 115 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:19,184 WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS THE QUEEN OF THE GYPSIES. 116 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,785 GOLLY, MOTHER DOUGLAS. 117 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,155 HAVE YOU GOT GYPSY BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS? 118 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,890 OH, SURE. WHEN I FIRST MET HER SHE WAS TELLING FORTUNES 119 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,360 IN AN EMPTY FISH STORE ON 3RD AVENUE. 120 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,629 OLIVER! 121 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,765 LISA, WHY'D YOU TELL HIM A STORY LIKE THAT? 122 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,200 "QUEEN OF THE GYPSIES." 123 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,135 BECAUSE SHE WAS. 124 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,103 DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT, MR. DOUGLAS? 125 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,206 NO, THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME. 126 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:44,509 BUT THEN MOTHER DOUGLAS IS ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES. 127 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,989 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE STORY OF THIS RING? 128 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,280 NOT PARTICULARLY. 129 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,447 I WOULD. 130 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,549 EB! 131 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,750 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING. 132 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:57,389 WELL, MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER, THE GYPSY, MARRIED AN AMERICAN. 133 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,923 THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOU. 134 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,024 WHAT? 135 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,626 IT'S THE LAW OF THE TRIBE 136 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,929 THAT EVERY 4TH GENERATION MUST MARRY AN AMERICAN 137 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,932 OTHERWISE YOU LOSE THE CUSTODY OF THE RING. 138 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,334 OR THE AMERICAN. 139 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,736 WHICHEVER ONE COMES LAST. 140 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,906 OH! SO YOU MARRIED ME TO GET THE RING? 141 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,108 WELL, IT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS. 142 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,677 WELL, THANK YOU. 143 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:22,514 THE OTHER REASON WAS THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS SO NICE AND CLEAN. 144 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,949 YES, I KIND OF... 145 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,697 YOU NEVER GOT DIRTY EVEN WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING CRICKET. 146 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,087 I NEVER PLAYED CRICKET. 147 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,590 WILL YOU LET ME TELL THE STORY? 148 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,426 GO AHEAD. 149 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:38,029 WELL, IT ALL STARTED IN THE SOUTH OF HUNGARY 150 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,632 WHERE MY GREAT- GREAT-GRANDFATHER 151 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,334 WHO WASN'T SO GREAT YET 152 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,102 WAS SITTING UNDER A TREE 153 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,749 WELL, HOW DO YOU DO? 154 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,285 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 155 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,122 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 156 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,490 OVER THERE IN THE WOODS. 157 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,292 OH, YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 158 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:10,194 NO, I WAS READING YOUR HUNGARIAN SUBTITLES 159 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,731 BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLISH. 160 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,233 OH! YOU'RE THE FIRST FELLOW WHO TOLD ME THAT. 161 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,768 YOU MUST BE AN AMERICAN. 162 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,271 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 163 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,838 YOU'RE SO NICE AND CLEAN. 164 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:22,874 WELL, I... 165 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,342 DON'T YOU EVER GET DIRTY, EVEN WHEN YOU PLAY CRICKET? 166 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,812 I DON'T PLAY CRICKET. 167 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,692 WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 168 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,150 WELL, I'M ON A TRAMPING TRIP THROUGH EUROPE. 169 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,520 OH! LOOKING FOR TRAMPS? 170 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,167 NO, I'M... I'M TAKING A WALKING TOUR THROUGH EUROPE. 171 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,902 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET MY FOLKS HERE. 172 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,826 WHAT'S A "FOLKS HERE"? 173 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,795 NO, IT'S NOT A... 174 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,029 WHO ARE YOU? 175 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,665 I'M WITH THE GYPSIES. 176 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:49,567 OH, I NEVER MET A GYPSY BEFORE. 177 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,314 DIDN'T YOU EVER HAVE YOUR FORTUNE TOLD 178 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,339 IN AN EMPTY STALL ON 3RD AVENUE? 179 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:57,942 NO, BUT MY NAME IS CORNELIUS REINHOLT. 180 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,778 WHAT'S YOURS? 181 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,179 LASTVOGEL. 182 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,781 OH, WELL, MISS LASTVOGEL... 183 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:05,650 NO, NO, LASTVOGEL IS MY FIRST NAME. 184 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,853 WELL, THEN SHOULDN'T IT BE FIRSTVOGEL? 185 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:12,156 OH BOY, THE TOURIST SEASON HAS STARTED. 186 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,226 MY WHOLE NAME IS LASTVOGEL GRONYITZ. 187 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,061 WELL I DIDN'T MEAN... 188 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,342 BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME LINDA. THAT'S A NICKNAME FOR LASTVOGEL. 189 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,644 WHY WOULD THEY... BUT THERE IS NO NICKNAME FOR GRONYITZ. 190 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,447 ONCE YOU ARE A GRONYITZ, YOU'RE ALWAYS A GRONYITZ. BUT I DIDN'T... 191 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,049 THERE IS NO ESCAPING FROM THAT. I CAN UNDER... 192 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,552 LASTVOGEL, YES. BUT GRONYITZ, NO. PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN... 193 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,521 BUT I CAN'T STAND HERE TALKING TO YOU. BYE. 194 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,389 OH, NO... NO... NO, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 195 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,213 I GOT TO STEAL SOMETHING. 196 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,292 WHAT? 197 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,616 TODAY I'M TAKING MY GYPSY TEST. 198 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,385 YOUR GYPSY TEST? 199 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,154 YES. IF I STEAL SOMETHING GOOD, I CAN BECOME A BOY. 200 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,591 I DON'T QUITE FOLLOW YOU. 201 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,360 WELL, IT'S THE LAW OF THE TRIBE. 202 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,762 IF YOU STEAL SOMETHING GOOD, YOU BECOME A BOY. 203 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,430 OTHERWISE, YOU HAVE TO STAY A GIRL. 204 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,131 AND HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK 205 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,735 WHILE THE BOYS JUST LIE AROUND AND STEAL. 206 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,337 WHICH IS A PRETTY GOOD LIFE. 207 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,139 I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR AMBITIONS, BUT... 208 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,186 YOU'RE NOT BUILT LIKE A BOY. 209 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,845 BUILT DOESN'T COUNT IN OUR TRIBE. EXCUSE ME. 210 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,680 NO, NO, WAIT. MAY I SEE YOU AGAIN? 211 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,615 OK. WHEN? 212 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,485 WELL, UM, HOW ABOUT 6:00? 213 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,652 6:00... 214 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,255 THAT'S MY WATCH. 215 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,301 WELL, I WAS JUST PRACTICING. 216 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,659 WELL, I WISH YOU WOULDN'T PRACTICE WITH MY... 217 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,763 MAY I HAVE MY WALLET? 218 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,566 THAT'S MY PASSPORT. 219 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,212 THIS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 220 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,803 YES. THANK... 221 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,082 YOU WANT THE MONEY TOO? 222 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,906 YES, I WANT THE MONEY. 223 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,110 HERE. 224 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,945 THAT'S MY GARTER. 225 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,346 YOU PEEKED. 226 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,693 YOU WANT THE GARTER BACK? 227 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,149 NO, YOU CAN KEEP IT. 228 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,328 WELL, I GOT TO GO. 229 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,852 WAIT. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 230 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,965 OUR WAGONS ARE THERE IN THE WOODS. 231 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,189 OH, GYPSY WAGONS. 232 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,959 I'M A PAINTER. UH, COULD I PAINT YOUR WAGON? 233 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,496 WELL, THAT'S FINE. BUT THEY WERE JUST PAINTED LAST MONTH. 234 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,364 NO. I MEAN PUT IT ON CANVAS. 235 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,745 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. BYE. GOT TO GO. 236 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,935 GOODBYE. 237 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,113 ANYWAY, 238 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,182 THAT WAS THEIR FIRST MEETING. 239 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:22,286 BUT AT THAT TIME HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN PAINTING HER WAGON. SO... 240 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,988 I THINK I SAW THIS MOVIE. 241 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,857 IT'S NOT A MOV... 242 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,392 MR. KIMBALL, WHEN DID YOU COME IN? 243 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,530 WHEN LASTVOGEL WAS STEALING THE WATCHWORKS FROM CORNY REINHOLT. 244 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,076 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T A MOVIE? 245 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,178 BECAUSE I REMEMBER SEEING ALICE FAYE IN IT. 246 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,936 ONLY SHE WASN'T A GYPSY. 247 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,682 BUT I THINK IT HAD THE SAME TITLE. 248 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,440 NO, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. 249 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,375 THAT'S IT! ALICE FAYE IN: 250 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,344 NO, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. 251 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,713 IT WAS IN LIVING VITA-COLOR. 252 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,549 WELL, I NEVER SAW THE PICTURE. GO ON, MRS. DOUGLAS. 253 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,651 COME ON. WE'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 254 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,786 I'M ON MY LUNCH HOUR. 255 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,588 IT'S ONLY 10:00. 256 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,691 OH! I'M ON WASHINGTON TIME. 257 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,104 UH, THAT'S WHERE THE HEAD OFFICE OF THE DEPARTMENT IS. 258 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,340 IT WAS THE CHIEF'S IDEA TO HAVE US IN TUNE WITH THEM, 259 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,008 SO THAT EVERYBODY ALL OVER THE COUNTRY 260 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,977 WAS OUT TO LUNCH AT THE SAME TIME. 261 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,312 THAT MEANS IF YOU'RE A COUNTY AGENT IN KANSAS 262 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,115 AND YOU CALL UP WASHINGTON, THEY CAN'T SAY THEY'RE OUT TO LUNCH. 263 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,379 BECAUSE YOU ARE. 264 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,508 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA... 265 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,387 YEAH, IT MAKES FOR A MORE EFFICIENT OPERATION. 266 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:22,213 UH, THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND EATING SUPPER AT 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON. 267 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,815 UH, MR. KIMBALL, 268 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,862 I'D LIKE TO HEAR THE REST OF THE STORY. 269 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,019 OH, WELL. 270 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,789 ANYWAY, THAT AFTERNOON, THIS PAINTER FELLOW SHOWED UP AT THE GYPSY CAMP 271 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,124 WITH HIS PAINTS, 272 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,526 CANVAS, AND WEASEL. 273 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,293 EASEL! 274 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,564 ANYWAY, HE WAS LOOKING FOR MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER. 275 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,299 BUT SHE WASN'T THERE. BUT HER FATHER WAS. 276 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,068 HE WAS FIXING HIS ACCRODIAN. 277 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,704 HIS ACCRODIAN? 278 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:50,808 ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU SQUEEZE TOGETHER TO GET MUSIC OUT OF. 279 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,443 ANYWAY, HE WAS FIXING IT. 280 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,116 GET AWAY. 281 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,384 GET AWAY. 282 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,089 UH, EXCUSE ME. 283 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,198 BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 284 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,385 ♪ 285 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,893 I'M JUST FIXING MY ACCORDION. 286 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,863 WELL, IT BLEW OUT LAST NIGHT ON A 'C' SHARP. 287 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:12,932 OH? 288 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,332 UH, LOOK, I'M HERE TO, UH... 289 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:19,203 I KNOW. YOU WANT TO BUY A LOVE POTION. 290 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,538 NO, UH... 291 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,567 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO PUT 2 DROPS 292 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,375 INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S DRINK... 293 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,521 NO. I DON'T WANT... 294 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,911 IT ALSO CURES COLD. 295 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,781 I DON'T HAVE A COLD. 296 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:33,017 HOW ABOUT A MAGIC GYPSY DOLL? 297 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,519 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO STICK A PIN IN IT, 298 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,155 AND YOU CAN KILL ANYBODY YOU DON'T LIKE. 299 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,532 NO, I DON'T WANT TO KILL... 300 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,028 HOW ABOUT A LUCKY GYPSY AMULET? 301 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,263 IT WILL PROTECT YOU AGAINST EVERYTHING. 302 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,533 EXCEPT SOMEBODY STICKING A PIN 303 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,769 INTO ONE OF THESE DOLLS THAT DON'T LIKE YOU. 304 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,339 NO, NO, I'M HERE TO SEE MISS LINDA GRONYITZ. 305 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,341 WHO? MISS LINDA... 306 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,511 UH, LASTVOGEL GRONYITZ. 307 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,214 OH WELL, SHE'S IN THE WAGON, CRYING. 308 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,584 SHE FLUNKED HER GYPSY TEST. 309 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,420 ALL SHE COULD STEAL ARE THESE, UH, 310 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,089 CHEAP WATCHWORKS. 311 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,858 THOSE ARE NOT CHEAP... 312 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,828 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SEE MY DAUGHTER ABOUT? 313 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,596 WELL, I... 314 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,310 I SPOKE TO HER ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAINTING YOUR WAGON. 315 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,400 THEY WERE JUST PAINTED A MONTH AGO. 316 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,437 NO, NO, I MEAN, UH... 317 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,106 WELL... 318 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,307 REALLY, I'D LIKE YOUR PERMISSION TO PAINT HER. 319 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,408 WHAT COLOR? 320 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,778 NO, NO, I MEAN, 321 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,747 I'D LIKE TO PUT HER ON CANVAS. 322 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,575 WELL, THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND HER. 323 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,284 LASTVOGEL! 324 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,687 YEAH? 325 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,234 AH, IT'S YOU WITH THE CHEAP WATCHWORKS 326 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,058 THAT KEPT ME A GIRL. 327 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,904 OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 328 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,194 HE WANTS TO PAINT YOU. 329 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,463 WHAT COLOR? 330 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,099 UH, NO, I'M AN ARTIST. I'D LIKE TO PAINT YOUR PORTRAIT. 331 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,068 THAT'S UP TO MY FATHER. 332 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,138 IT'S OK, ARTIST. YOU COULD PAINT HER PICTURE. 333 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,782 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 334 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,777 UH, SIT OVER THERE ON THAT ROCK. 335 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,091 IS THIS ALL RIGHT? 336 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,720 NO, NO, UH, TURN YOUR HEAD A LITTLE BIT... 337 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,496 PERFECT. JUST PER... 338 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,666 WHERE ARE MY PAINTS? 339 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,535 OLGA! GIVE THE MAN BACK HIS PAINTS. 340 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,175 THANK YOU. 341 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,783 WHERE'S MY CANVAS? 342 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,586 ROBERTA, GIVE THE MAN HIS CANVAS. 343 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,590 THANKS. 344 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,993 NOW, PLEASE, I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T TAKE MY THINGS. 345 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,494 I'VE GOT... 346 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,964 I HAD AN EASEL. WHERE IS MY EASEL? 347 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,767 JANOS! 348 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,072 THANK YOU. NOW, JUST KEEP YOUR HAND... 349 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,344 THERE WAS A SMALL CANVAS STOOL HERE. 350 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,279 WHERE IS IT? 351 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,149 THANK YOU. 352 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,553 NOW, PLEASE, WOULD YOU MOVE BACK SO I CAN DO MY WORK? 353 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,421 BACK! BACK! 354 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,257 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 355 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,464 ALL RIGHT! WHO STOLE LASTVOGEL? 356 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,640 OF COURSE, LASTVOGEL WASN'T REALLY STOLEN. 357 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,653 SHE JUST LEFT TO HAVE HER EARS PIERCED 358 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,678 IN CASE SOMEBODY WANTED TO GIVE HER A PAIR OF EARRINGS FOR CHRISTMAS. 359 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,614 LISA, THIS STORY GETS MORE... 360 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,516 IT SURE DOES. 361 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,919 MR. HANEY! WHEN DID YOU COME IN? 362 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,422 OH, I COME IN WHEN THE KING GYPSY WAS WARNIN' LASTVOGEL 363 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,392 NOT TO STARCH THE TAMBOURINES. 364 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,460 NO, YOU CAME IN WHEN ALICE FAYE WAS... 365 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:04,929 ALICE FAYE? 366 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,031 IS SHE IN THIS PICTURE? 367 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,667 IT'S NOT A PICTURE, IT'S A STORY. 368 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,869 OH! DID I MISS MUCH? 369 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,616 YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE ACCORDION BLEW OUT IN 'B' FLAT 370 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,540 AND INJURED 12 GYPSIES. 371 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,242 OR WAS IT 10? 372 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,576 NO, IT WAS 'C' SHARP. 373 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,213 OH, IT'S A MUSICAL. 374 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,816 DOGGONE, I AIN'T SEEN A GOOD MUSICAL 375 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,518 SINCE THE BIG BROADCAST IN 1932. 376 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,666 WHY DON'T WE ALL GET BACK TO WORK? 377 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,968 WHY DON'T WE ALL GET BACK TO WORK? 378 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,193 THEM IS THE EXACT WORDS 379 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,695 THAT WINNIE LIGHTNER SAID TO SLIM SUMMERVILLE 380 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,763 AFTER THE THEATER BURNED. 381 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,165 I'LL NEVER FORGET. 382 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,400 IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES 383 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,769 AS THEY WALKED DOWN BROADWAY 384 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,540 A-SINGING THAT ALL-TIME HIT-PARADE FAVORITE: 385 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,876 THERE'S NOTHING MORE REFRESHIN' 386 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,278 THAN A GOOD LONG DEPRESSION. 387 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,014 YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. 388 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,349 HOW'D IT GO? 389 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,384 ♪ 390 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,552 THAT'S IT! 391 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,686 IT SURE IS. 392 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,888 WHERE YOU GOING? 393 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,422 I'M GOING TO WORK. 394 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,503 THEN YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PART ABOUT THE GYPSY LUAU. 395 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,761 THE GYPSY LUAU? 396 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,797 OH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 397 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,000 IT WAS ABOUT A WEEK LATER 398 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,403 WHEN THE WHOLE TRIBE GOT TOGETHER TO SING AND DANCE. 399 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,405 ♪ 400 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,530 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME? 401 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,922 YES, YES, YE... 402 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,324 ALL RIGHT. WHO STOLE MY SHOES? 403 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,460 THANK YOU. 404 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,930 THESE ARE NOT MY SHOES! 405 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,245 THANK YOU. 406 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,410 ♪ 407 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,689 ♪ 408 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,384 CONGRATULATIONS, MY SON. 409 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,620 I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE VERY HAPPY AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN. 410 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,323 YES, THANK YOU. WE CER... 411 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,992 WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT MANY CHILDREN? 412 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,927 THIS WAS THE WEDDING DANCE. 413 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,529 IT'S... IT'S LIKE A PROPOSAL, BUT WITH MUSIC. 414 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,266 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 415 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,001 DON'T YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? 416 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,671 WELL, I HADN'T G-GIVEN IT... 417 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,374 MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA. 418 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,142 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 419 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:08,211 NO. ACCORDING TO THE LAW OF THE TRIBE, YOU ARE AN OUTSIDER, 420 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,381 AND AN OUTSIDER CAN'T MARRY AN INSIDER, 421 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,117 AND AN INSIDER CAN'T MARRY AN OUTSIDER. 422 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,386 NOW IT'S UP TO YOU. ARE YOU IN OR OUT? 423 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,555 HOW DO I BECOME AN INSIDER? 424 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,704 FIRST, YOU STEAL A WHITE CHICKEN. 425 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,426 WHAT? 426 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,996 WELL, THAT'LL PROVE THAT YOU'RE A REAL GYPSY. 427 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,332 WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO ST... 428 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,435 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VEST? 429 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,173 WELL, IT'S NOT OUR IDEA TO STEAL. 430 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,842 BUT EVERYBODY SAYS THAT, UH, GYPSIES STEAL, 431 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,711 SO IF IT MAKES THEM HAPPY, WE STEAL. 432 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,313 WHEN YOU GOT AN IMAGE, 433 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,981 YOU HAVE TO LIVE UP TO IT. 434 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,128 WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL THE CHICKEN? 435 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,464 OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE AN OUTSIDE BACHELOR? 436 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,422 ALL RIGHT, I'LL STEAL A CHICKEN. 437 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,194 YOU FINK! 438 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,796 WHY'D YOU MAKE ALL THAT RACKET? 439 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,799 I ONLY WANTED TO BORROW YOU A COUPLE OF HOURS TILL I COULD GET MARRIED. 440 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,436 CORNELIUS! MOTHER! 441 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,838 FATHER! HELLO, SON. 442 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,642 SO THIS IS A HUNGARIAN POKEY. 443 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,390 THEY OUGHT TO SEE THE JAIL WE'VE GOT IN SCARSDALE. 444 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,314 FATHER, DON'T BE SO AMERICAN. 445 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,951 CORNELIUS, WE HAVE TRAVELED HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD TO MEET YOU, 446 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,055 TO FIND YOU IN JAIL FOR CHICKEN-STEALING. 447 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,024 OH, I STOLE A CHICKEN SO I COULD BECOME A GYPSY. 448 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,160 A GYPSY. 449 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,263 YES. I'M IN LOVE WITH A GYPSY GIRL. I WANT TO GET MARRIED. 450 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,797 CORNELIUS, 451 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,567 HAVE YOU BEEN LICKING YOUR PAINTBRUSHES? 452 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,869 MOTHER! 453 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,737 I FORBID IT. 454 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,606 OH, SHE'S WONDERF... 455 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,841 OH, MOTHER, YOUR KNUCKLE IS SWOLLEN. 456 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,678 OH, IT IS NOT SWOLLEN. 457 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,847 YOUR FATHER GAVE ME THIS VULGAR RING. 458 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,920 YES, THE ARM GARTER BUSINESS IS BOOMING. 459 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,890 WILL YOU STOP SNAPPING YOUR GALLUSES? 460 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,060 MOTHER, WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY LITTLE GYPSY SWEETHEART. 461 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,661 WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? 462 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,230 OH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 463 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,566 FATHER, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER THE WAY I DO. 464 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,679 WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME, SON, 465 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:14,671 BUT YOU KNOW HOW NARROW-MINDED YOUR MOTHER IS ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 466 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,574 ALBERT! 467 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,578 CORNELIUS, I WANT YOU TO FORGET THIS WHOLE... 468 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,247 MOTHER, DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND TILL YOU MEET HER. 469 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,649 MOTHER, FATHER, 470 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,429 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FIANCEE, 471 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,220 LASTVOGEL GRONYITZ. 472 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,455 ARTHUR, OH! 473 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,290 CORNELIUS. 474 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,460 YOUR FATHER AND I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE NEXT ROOM. 475 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,973 WE'D BETTER NOT LEAVE HER ALONE. 476 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,297 SHE'LL STEAL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. 477 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,211 MOTHER, WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 478 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,314 I INTEND TO MARRY HER, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE US YOUR BLESSING. 479 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,404 ON ONE CONDITION: 480 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,974 THAT YOU PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK TO SCARSDALE. 481 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,277 I PROMISE. 482 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,112 WHY CAN'T WE GO TO SCARSDALE? 483 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,481 DON'T START ANYTHING. 484 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,583 SINCE YOU PROMISED, 485 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,019 UH, YOU HAVE OUR BLESSINGS. 486 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,420 MUDDOR! 487 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,722 FODDER! OH, DARLING. 488 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,292 THAT'S ENOUGH, PAPA. 489 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,340 COME, LASTVOGEL. WE HOPE YOU'LL COME TO THE WEDDING. 490 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,730 OH, INDEED WE WILL. 491 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,466 NICE KIDS. 492 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,046 WE OUGHT TO GIVE THEM A NICE FAT CHECK FOR THEIR WEDDING. 493 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,470 WHERE'S MY WALLET? 494 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:23,374 OH, YOU PROBABLY LEFT IT IN THE NEXT ROOM WITH YOUR... 495 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,242 WHO TOOK MY EARRINGS? 496 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,548 AND AS KING OF THE GYPSIES, I ASK YOU: 497 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,083 DO YOU TAKE THIS GYPSY WOMAN 498 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,851 TO BE YOUR GYPSY WIFE? 499 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,086 I DO. 500 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,822 THE RING, PLEASE. 501 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,560 OH, I DON'T HAVE ONE. I FORGOT TO GET ONE. 502 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,595 I DIDN'T. 503 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,998 HEY, THAT'S MY MOTHER'S SWOLLEN KNUCKLE... UH, RING. 504 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,507 SHE FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO ME, SO I TOOK IT. 505 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,338 WELL, I GUESS IT'S ALL IN THE FAMILY. 506 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,712 ♪ 507 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:10,921 AND THIS RING HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN FROM THEN TILL NOW. 508 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:14,157 THAT'S THE SWEETEST STORY I EVER HEARD. 509 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,727 MR. DRUCKER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 510 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,835 IT WAS GETTING KIND OF LONESOME IN TOWN. 511 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,402 LISA, NEXT TIME YOU TELL A STORY, CHARGE ADMISSION. 512 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:32,221 DARLING, WILL YOU... WILL YOU PLEASE GET UP? I HAVE TO MAKE YOUR BED. 513 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,510 WHAT? 514 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,280 YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP OUT HERE FROM NOW ON. 515 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:37,781 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 516 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,551 WELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE STORY, 517 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:44,355 AND THE FACT THAT I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF GYPSIES AND YOU DON'T. 518 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,168 AND ACCORDING TO THE GYPSY LAW WE ARE NOT REALLY MARRIED 519 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,860 BECAUSE YOU NEVER PASSED THE WHITE CHICKEN TEST. 520 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,663 I, UH, KIND OF FIGURED YOU'D BRING THAT UP. 521 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,769 WELL? 522 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,849 WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE IN THE TRIBE NOW. 523 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,506 LASTVOGEL. 524 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,186 OH, ONE MINUTE. YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE CEREMONY. 525 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,389 YOU HAVE TO KISS MY RING AND SWEAR... 526 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:10,581 ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK MY VULGAR RING? 527 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:11,948 OH! 528 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,384 IS THIS IT? 529 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,785 YES. 530 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,500 OH, I'M MISSING A BRACELET. 531 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,657 OH. NO... 532 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,543 MAY I HAVE MY PAJAMAS BACK? 533 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,101 THIS HAS BEEN A FILMWAYS PRESENTATION, DARLING. 37520

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