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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,706 NOW OBSERVE CAREFULLY... 2 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,256 WELL, WHAT YOU THINK? 3 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,524 AMAZING. 4 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,027 A LASER WEAPON NO LARGER THAN THE SIZE OF A BUTTON. 5 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,197 - AND IT ALSO COMES IN BRASS. - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 6 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,822 BRASS BUTTONS ARE $4.50 MORE. 7 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,236 WHEN YOU TOLD US YOU HAD A NEW LASER, 8 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,305 I EXPECTED A BIG HEAVY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 9 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,574 THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING WEAPON CONTROL'S EVER HAD. 10 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,075 WHAT'S IT CALLED? 11 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,079 LASER BLAZER. 12 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,481 MAXWELL SMART, AGENT 86, WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE 13 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,917 TO PICK THE LASER UP AND TAKE IT BACK TO WASHINGTON. 14 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,486 NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS HE'S TO PICK UP, 15 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,455 ALL HE KNOWS IS IT'S SOME SORT OF SECRET WEAPON. 16 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,825 THEN I'D BETTER SEW UP THIS CHANGE POCKET 17 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,928 SO HE DOESN'T ACTIVATE THE LASER ACCIDENTALLY. 18 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,997 I HAVE TO BE IN MANILA IN AN HOUR, 19 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:28,898 SO I'D BETTER GO BACK TO THE HOTEL 20 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,034 AND CHANGE INTO MY MANILA MAKEUP. 21 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,991 GOODBYE, LIN CHAN. 22 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,512 - LIN CHAN? - AT YOUR SERVICE. 23 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,863 I'M MAXWELL SMART. 24 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,499 I UNDERSTAND 25 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,768 FROM SOME VERY SPECIAL FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON 26 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,469 THAT I CAN GET SOMETHING HERE 27 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,705 - THAT THEY DON'T HAVE THERE. - THAT IS TRUE. 28 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,141 AND HERE IT IS... A BEAUTIFUL BLAZER. 29 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,445 NO NO NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SHOP. 30 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,647 I CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING BIG, 31 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,649 SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. 32 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,450 SIR, YOU TAKE THIS JACKET. 33 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,252 BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL LOVE IT. 34 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,221 YOUR BOSS WILL LOVE IT! 35 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,057 IT WAS MADE ESPECIALLY TO ORDER FOR YOU. 36 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,726 I DIDN'T ORDER A JACKET. 37 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,961 YOU DON'T HAVE TO ORDER A JACKET! 38 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,563 THAT'S THE WAY WE OPERATE. 39 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,932 WHEN YOU BUY A SUIT FROM ME, YOU GET A BLAZER FREE. 40 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,034 YES, BUT I DIDN'T BUY A SUIT FROM YOU. 41 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,003 NO? THEN WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING? 42 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,671 YES, BUT THIS... IT'S A SUIT. 43 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,441 YOU SEE? NOW TAKE THE BLAZER AND GOODBYE! 44 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,576 BUT I GOT THIS SUIT IN BALTIMORE! 45 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,311 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 46 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,980 MY SUITS SELL ALL OVER THE WORLD UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES. 47 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,150 YES, BUT THIS WAS MADE BY HARRY GOLDSTONE. 48 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,685 THAT'S ME! 49 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,920 - IT IS? - SURE! 50 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,179 WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, YOU DON'T LOOK IT, HARRY. 51 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,226 HERE, YOU TAKE THIS BLAZER 52 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,028 AND HAVE A NICE FLIGHT BACK TO UNITED STATES. 53 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,197 ALL RIGHT, LIN CHAN, I'LL TAKE THE JACKET. 54 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,199 BUT NOT IN THIS COLOR. 55 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,101 BUT THAT'S THE ONLY COLOR IT COME IN! 56 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:15,504 OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE, LET ME TRY IT ON. 57 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,874 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY IT ON. 58 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,508 BELIEVE ME, IT FIT PERFECT! 59 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,878 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE MAKING SURE. 60 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,846 THERE, YOU SEE? FIT PERFECT! 61 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,615 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT FITS PERFECT? 62 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,116 I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT IT ON YET. 63 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,919 I AM A TAILOR! TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 64 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,321 THERE, WHAT I TELL YOU? PERFECT! 65 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,123 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 66 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,092 THIS IS LONG ENOUGH TO BE AN OVERCOAT! 67 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,795 OKAY! SO YOU GOT LONG JACKET, 68 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,797 OR SHORT OVERCOAT. TAKE YOUR CHOICE! 69 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,766 I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY HANDS! 70 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,191 THEN YOU DON'T NEED GLOVES! 71 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,007 LOOK, WHY DON'T I LEAVE THIS JACKET HERE TO BE ALTERED, 72 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,577 AND I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW AND PICK IT UP? 73 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,511 TOMORROW I AIN'T GONNA BE HERE. 74 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,813 I GONNA BE IN LUNATIC ASYLUM. 75 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,949 YOU TAKE THE JACKET! 76 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,117 HAVE IT ALTERED IN UNITED STATES. 77 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,453 ALL RIGHT, LIN CHAN, I'LL TAKE THE JACKET. 78 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:07,790 I'LL TAKE IT IN THIS COLOR AND I'LL TAKE IT WITHOUT BEING ALTERED. 79 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,925 BUT I MUST HAVE THE BUTTONS CHANGED. 80 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,694 THE BUTTONS?! 81 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,562 BUT THAT IS THE BEST PART OF THE BLAZER! 82 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,232 YOU CAN'T GET THESE BUTTONS WHERE YOU COME FROM! 83 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,423 YES, BUT I DON'T LIKE THESE BUTTONS, I WANT A... 84 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:26,364 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LIN CHAN, FOR YOUR TIME AND YOUR TROUBLE. 85 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,288 OKAY, I GOT RID OF THE GUY THAT WAS FOLLOWING ME. 86 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,922 NOW WHERE IS IT? 87 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,193 WHERE IS IT? YOU GOT IT! 88 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:46,029 YES, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME? 89 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,898 YES, THIS! 90 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,167 AND YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON 91 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,159 I DON'T WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ANYMORE! 92 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,643 LOOK, IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT IT, 93 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,612 HERE, TAKE YOUR JACKET BACK. 94 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,336 GET OUT! 95 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,673 HOLY KUMQUAT! 96 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,893 MAX! 97 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,962 99, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR 98 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,887 - UNTIL I FINISH THE SECRET KNOCK. - OH, SORRY. 99 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,971 MAX! OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! 100 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,774 HOW WAS YOUR TRIP TO HONG KONG? 101 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,611 THE WORST, ABSOLUTELY THE WORST. 102 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,213 99, I TELL YOU, IN ALL MY YEARS AS A CONTROL AGENT 103 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,182 THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING CASE THAT I'VE EVER BEEN ON. 104 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,486 I WENT TO THIS TAILOR SHOP IN HONG KONG, LIKE THE CHIEF INSTRUCTED ME. 105 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,422 - BUT THERE WAS A KAOS AGENT FOLLOWING ME. - WHAT HAPPENED? 106 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,291 THE TAILOR PRETENDED THAT I WAS A CUSTOMER 107 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,827 WHO HAD COME TO PICK UP A BLAZER. 108 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,895 SO I TOOK THE BLAZER AND I LEFT THE TAILOR'S SHOP 109 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,997 AND LOST THE KAOS AGENT WHO WAS FOLLOWING ME. 110 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,800 DIDN'T YOU GO BACK TO THE TAILOR SHOP? 111 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,601 THE NEXT DAY, BUT THE TAILOR WAS GONE. 112 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,503 COULDN'T YOU LOCATE HIM AGAIN? 113 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,527 THEY WEREN'T ALLOWING HIM ANY VISITORS. 114 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,676 WELL, 99, 115 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,512 I WENT ALL THE WAY TO HONG KONG TO PICK UP A SECRET WEAPON, 116 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,481 AND I CAME BACK WITH A SPORTS JACKET. 117 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,517 - LOOKS LIKE I'VE MESSED EVERYTHING UP. - OH, DON'T FEEL BADLY, MAX, 118 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,452 YOU'VE MESSED THINGS UP BEFORE 119 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,287 AND YOU'LL MESS THINGS UP AGAIN. 120 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,556 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. 121 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,693 - THAT'S WHAT A WIFE'S FOR. - YOU KNOW, 99, COMING BACK ON THE PLANE, 122 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,863 I KEPT SAYING TO MYSELF, "HOW AM I GONNA TELL THE CHIEF ABOUT THIS?" 123 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,331 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT. 124 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:12,034 I HAVE TO GO RIGHT DOWN TO HIS OFFICE, STAND RIGHT UP TO HIM, 125 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,036 LOOK HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE... AND LIE. 126 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,872 YOU CAN TELL HIM THE TRUTH! 127 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,874 OH. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 128 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,109 BESIDES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM TODAY, 129 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,344 HE'S DETAINED IN MANILA. HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. 130 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,080 GOOD. THAT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO THINK UP A GOOD TRUE STORY. 131 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,984 WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX? I HAVE TO FINISH VACUUMING. 132 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,648 I WANNA GET THE HOUSE ALL CLEANED UP BEFORE THE MAID GETS HERE. 133 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,444 THE MAID? 134 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,327 - WHAT MAID? - I'VE HIRED A MAID. 135 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,897 I FOUND OUT THERE JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY 136 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,999 TO BE AN EFFICIENT HOUSEWIFE AND A GOOD SPY. 137 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,634 BUT 99, IF YOU'VE HIRED A MAID, 138 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:47,302 THEN MAY I ASK WHAT YOU'RE DOING CLEANING UP THE APARTMENT? 139 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,605 IF SHE COMES AND FINDS THE APARTMENT A MESS, 140 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,340 SHE MIGHT NOT WANT THE JOB. 141 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,043 99, WE CAN'T HAVE A MAID HERE, IT'S NOT SAFE! 142 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,746 WE JUST WON'T LEAVE ANY TOP-SECRET INFORMATION LYING AROUND. 143 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,848 IT'S NOT THAT THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT, 99, 144 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,817 IT'S THE LIQUOR THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 145 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,651 OH, MAX, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY... 146 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,388 I GOT HER FROM THE CONTROL EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. 147 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,791 THAT DOES IT! YOU KNOW HOW THAT BUNCH DRINKS! 148 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,715 OH, MAX, PLEASE. 149 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,264 I'M SORRY, 99, BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD A MAID. 150 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,122 YES, WE CAN AFFORD IT. WE'RE BOTH WORKING. 151 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,572 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE'S BEEN A CUTBACK AT CONTROL. 152 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,075 FROM NOW ON, ALL CONTROL AGENTS HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR 153 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:29,111 GUNS, KNIVES AND AMMUNITION OUT OF THEIR OWN PERSONAL POCKETS. 154 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,313 - THAT WON'T AMOUNT TO MUCH. - WHY NOT? 155 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,483 BECAUSE BOTH KAOS AND CONTROL HAVE AGREED TO CUT DOWN ON VIOLENCE. 156 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,619 THAT MUST BE HER NOW. 157 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,654 PLEASE PLEASE, CAN'T WE KEEP HER? 158 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,924 NO, WE CANNOT, 99. I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT AFFORD A MAID. 159 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,659 AND THAT IS FINAL! 160 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,228 I'M GOING TO TELL HER THAT RIGHT NOW. 161 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,898 HOW DO YOU DO? I'M INGRID YOUR MAID. 162 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,368 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY TO BE LATE. 163 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,170 OH! COME RIGHT IN, INGRID. 164 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,394 WE WERE BEGINNING TO GET WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 165 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,444 - HELLO, I'M MRS. SMART. - INGRID. 166 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,579 - COULD I HELP YOU WITH YOUR BAG, INGRID? - OH, THANK YOU. 167 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,681 I HOPE YOU'LL BE PLEASED WITH THE WAY I CLEAN. 168 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,316 OH, I'M SURE I WILL BE. 169 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,219 - WHERE CAN I HANG THIS? - THERE'S A CLOSET, RIGHT OVER THERE. 170 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,211 OH. I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU. 171 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,326 SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL, MAX. 172 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,828 WHEN YOU'VE SEEN ONE MAID, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL, 99. 173 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,264 SHE HAS AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FIGURE! 174 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,933 - I DIDN'T NOTICE. - HER LEGS ARE A LITTLE HEAVY. 175 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,036 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 176 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,738 I'LL CHANGE TO MY UNIFORM NOW. 177 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,073 - I'LL HELP YOU. - MAX! 178 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,642 OH... WHAT I MEANT, 99, WAS THAT I JUST WANTED 179 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,244 TO TAKE INGRID UPSTAIRS AND SHOW HER A PLACE 180 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,213 WHERE SHE COULD CHANGE INTO HER UNIFORM. 181 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,415 - OH, I'LL SHOW HER. COME ON! - YEAH! 182 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,818 IT'S RIGHT UP THERE. THE SECOND DOOR TO THE RIGHT. 183 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,375 THANK YOU, MRS. SMART. 184 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,290 NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP, MAX. 185 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,226 WHAT TRIP? 186 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,028 THAT TRIP... YES, I'M FINE, THANK... I MEAN 187 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,896 IT WAS FINE. IT WAS A FINE TRIP, GREAT TRIP. 188 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,499 WHY DON'T YOU TRY ON YOUR NEW BLAZER WHILE I GET US SOME COFFEE? 189 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,423 RIGHT, 99. 190 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,477 I'M AFRAID THAT THIS JACKET DOESN'T FIT TOO GOOD, 99. 191 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,379 I MAY HAVE TO HAVE IT ALTERED. 192 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,203 PUT IT ON ANYWAY. LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS. 193 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,388 OH, THAT'S A LOVELY BLAZER, MAX. 194 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,723 IT NEEDS TO BE SHORTENED BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 195 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,892 - YOU REALLY LIKE IT? - YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. 196 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,462 THEY FORGOT TO UNSTITCH THE CHANGE POCKET. 197 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,806 OH, HERE. USE THIS KNIFE TO CUT IT OPEN. 198 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,705 LET ME SEE THE BACK. OH, THAT FITS WELL. 199 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,475 HOW ABOUT SOME COFFEE? 200 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,099 THAT'S FUNNY... I FORGOT TO BRING THE COFFEEPOT. 201 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,902 THAT'S FUNNY, I CAN'T FIND THE COFFEEPOT ANYWHERE. 202 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,604 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? I CAN'T FIND THE PHONE! 203 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,639 MAX, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TABLE LAMP? 204 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,209 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SUITCASE? 205 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,844 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY STRANGE GOING ON HERE. 206 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,580 99, I THINK WE'D BETTER KEEP 207 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,504 A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THAT MAID. 208 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,659 KAOS INCORPORATED, THIS IS INGRID HERE. I HAVE THE JOB 209 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,862 AND WILL FIND THE MINIATURE LASER WEAPON AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 210 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:36,599 I SEARCH THE APARTMENT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, 211 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:41,425 AND IF NECESSARY, MAXWELL SMART. 212 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,790 INGRID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 213 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,558 GOOD MORNING, MRS. SMART. 214 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,727 I AM GETTING FAMILIAR WITH THE APARTMENT, 215 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,829 TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE EVERYTHING IS. 216 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,431 OH. I WISH I KNEW WHERE EVERYTHING WAS. 217 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,701 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE COFFEEPOT, BY ANY CHANCE? 218 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,569 NO NO, BUT I'LL BE HAPPY 219 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,504 TO TURN THE PLACE INSIDE OUT TO FIND IT. 220 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,729 THANK YOU. 221 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,711 BUON GIORNO, MRS. SMART. 222 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,912 GOOD MORNING, MR. ANTONELLI. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 223 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,982 EH... NOT TOO GOOD. 224 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,083 BUSINESS IS JUST AWFUL. AWFUL! 225 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,518 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 226 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,254 HERE. THESE HAVE TO BE CLEANED AND PRESSED. 227 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,557 AND MR. SMART'S BLAZER GETS SHORTENED 228 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,992 RIGHT UP TO WHERE THE PIN IS. NEXT WEEK'LL BE FINE. 229 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,794 I BRING 'EM BACK THE END OF THIS WEEK. 230 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,063 NEXT WEEK I'LL BE CLOSED ON ACCOUNT OF THE FIRE. 231 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,631 DID YOU HAVE A FIRE? 232 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,455 I'M GONNA HAVE A FIRE. 233 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,604 INGRID, I'M GOING OUT SHOPPING. 234 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,107 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS. 235 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,211 VERY GOOD, MRS. SMART. 236 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,351 MORNING, INGRID. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 237 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,921 I WAS LOOKING FOR THE COFFEEPOT THAT DISAPPEARED YESTERDAY. 238 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,490 OH YES. WELL, DON'T BOTHER, IT'S PROBABLY COLD BY NOW. 239 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,093 LISTEN, INGRID, I HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE, 240 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,096 SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU JUST LEAVE YOUR... 241 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,664 OH! 242 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,434 WHAT BEAUTIFUL MATERIAL. 243 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,491 MMM! 244 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,362 WOULD YOU LIKE TO FEEL THE LINING? 245 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,411 LISTEN, INGRID, WHY DON'T YOU... 246 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,414 GEE, THIS IS AWFULLY HEAVY. IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GOT A WEIGHT IN... 247 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,917 OH, MR. SMART, DO YOU KNOW, YOU ARE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE? 248 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,853 OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 249 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,788 OH, YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME. 250 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,624 THAT, I WOULD SAY, YES. 251 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,792 AND YOUR EYES, SO BIG, SO BROWN, 252 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,561 SO BEAUTIFUL. 253 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,863 YES, WELL, SOMETIMES... 254 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,732 THEY'RE BIGGER THAN AT OTHER TIMES! 255 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,233 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. SMART? 256 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,302 YES, I'M FINE. NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. 257 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,570 YOU MIGHT HAVE PULLED SOMETHING AND NOT KNOW IT. 258 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,807 OH, I DON'T THINK SO, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD. 259 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,109 HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE, MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 260 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,811 A MASSAGE? - YES! 261 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,081 A NICE OLD-FASHIONED SWEDISH MASSAGE, 262 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,615 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A MASSAGE? 263 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,550 YES, WELL, I... I JUST GOT MARRIED, INGRID! 264 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,819 I CAN'T HAVE A MASSAGE! MAYBE IN 6 MONTHS I COULD. 265 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,923 - THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR. - YES, I'M BUSY! 266 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,560 - YES, WELL I'M NOT! - OH NO, DON'T GO AWAY! 267 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,195 Chief: MAX! 268 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,331 OH, HI, CHIEF! THIS IS INGRID OUR MASSAGE. 269 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,732 SHE'S GIVING ME A MAID... 270 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,669 UH, SHE'S A MAID! HOW DO YOU DO, SIR? 271 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,938 I THINK I'D BETTER EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED OVER THERE. 272 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:33,063 I LOST A CUFFLINK IN THE COUCH AND INGRID WAS HELPING ME LOOK FOR IT. 273 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,478 WOULD YOU BELIEVE A TIE CLASP? 274 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,548 I NEVER SAW ANYBODY LOOK FOR A TIE CLASP LIKE THAT, MAX. 275 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,684 YES WELL, THAT'S THE SWEDISH WAY, CHIEF. 276 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,853 AND BELIEVE ME, IT'S GONNA TAKE THE COUNTRY BY STORM. 277 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,145 I'LL FIX SOMETHING FOR YOU. TOAST AND COFFEE? 278 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,330 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ABOUT SOMETHING, CHIEF? 279 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,964 - CHIEF! - HMM? OH...! 280 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,234 MAX, YOU AND 99 DEAL IN TOP-SECURITY INFORMATION. 281 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,036 IT MAY NOT BE SAFE HAVING A MAID. 282 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,139 LOOK, I'VE BEEN AN EXPERIENCED CONTROL AGENT FOR A LONG TIME, 283 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,208 AND I KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY IS ALL RIGHT. 284 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,742 NOW I'VE HAD MY EYE ON THAT GIRL 285 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,279 EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY OF EVERY WEEK, 286 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,048 AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT SHE'S OKAY. I KNOW HER INSIDE OUT! 287 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,050 - WHEN DID YOU HIRE HER? - YESTERDAY. 288 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,819 - MAX! - LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 289 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,155 SHE WAS HIRED BY THE CONTROL EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. 290 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,824 MAX, HELP IS HARD TO GET. 291 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,893 THE CONTROL EMPLOYMENT AGENCY HAS LOWERED ITS CLEARANCE STANDARDS. 292 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,461 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MAID ANYMORE. 293 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,563 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL THAT WAS WORKING FOR YOU? 294 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,567 REMEMBER CHRISTMAS EVE AT MY APARTMENT WHEN SHE DECORATED THE TREE? 295 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:35,237 OH, YEAH, THAT WAS A GREAT TREE... WITH ALL THOSE COLORED LIGHTS. I LOVED IT. 296 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,006 THE RED AND BLUE LIGHTS GOING ON AND OFF, I LOVED THAT TREE. 297 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,309 THOSE LIGHTS WERE BLINKING TOP SECRET INFORMATION 298 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,644 TO A RUSSIAN FISHING TRAWLER ANCHORED OFF THE COAST. 299 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,880 YOU'RE KIDDING! 300 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,483 THAT'S FANTASTIC... HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT IT? 301 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,451 I BECAME SUSPICIOUS WHEN A BULB BURNED OUT. 302 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,320 WHY DID THAT MAKE YOU SUSPICIOUS? 303 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,584 A RUSSIAN SAILOR SHOWED UP TO REPLACE IT. 304 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,325 CHIEF, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME 305 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,960 THAT KAOS PUT THIS GIRL 306 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,896 THROUGH THE CONTROL EMPLOYMENT AGENCY? 307 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,499 EXACTLY! 308 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,667 THEN SHE MAY BE A DOUBLE MAID! 309 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,003 RIGHT! 310 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,673 EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN, 311 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,797 HERE IS YOUR TOAST AND COFFEE. 312 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,111 I THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT HER. 313 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,146 - DID YOU TAKE A GOOD LOOK? - YES. 314 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,450 NOW I ASK YOU... ARE THOSE THE LEGS OF A KAOS AGENT? 315 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,741 IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, PLEASE CALL. 316 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,591 I JUST WANT YOU TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON HER. 317 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,026 DON'T WORRY, I HAVEN'T TAKEN THEM OFF HER YET. 318 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,028 LET'S HAVE SOME COFFEE, MAX. 319 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,031 YOU DID A GREAT JOB IN HONG KONG. CONGRATULATIONS. 320 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,600 THANKS, CHIEF. 321 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,602 - LET'S SEE IT. - SEE WHAT? 322 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,704 THE BLAZER YOU BROUGHT BACK FROM HONG KONG. 323 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,006 THE BLAZER I BROUGHT BACK FROM HONG KONG? 324 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,009 THAT BLAZER IS THE SECRET WEAPON YOU WERE SENT TO HONG KONG FOR. 325 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,644 THAT BLAZER IS THE SECRET WEAPON 326 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,245 I WAS SENT TO HONG KONG FOR? 327 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,082 - THAT'S NO ORDINARY BLAZER! - THAT'S NO ORDINARY BLAZER? 328 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,417 - IT'S A LASER BLAZER! - IT'S A LASER BLAZER? 329 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,986 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 330 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,822 I'M POSITIVE. I KEEP HEARING IT TWICE! 331 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,691 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? A LASER BLAZER! 332 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,295 THE BUTTON OF THAT BLAZER IS ACTUALLY A MINIATURE LASER. 333 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,064 IT'S ACTIVATED BY PLACING YOUR HAND IN THE CHANGE POCKET. 334 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,168 IF YOU PRESS DOWN HARD ENOUGH, YOU CAN DESTROY AN ENTIRE CITY. 335 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,674 - SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! - LET'S HAVE THE BLAZER AND WE'LL TAKE IT TO HEADQUARTERS. 336 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,710 - INGRID! - YES, SIR? 337 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,180 WOULD YOU GET ME MY BLAZER, THE ONE I BROUGHT BACK FROM HONG KONG? 338 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,515 THE CLEANERS PICKED IT UP JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO. 339 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,373 COME ON, MAX! 340 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,565 Chief: That blazer is the secret weapon 341 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,999 you were sent to Hong Kong for. 342 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,767 Max: That blazer is the secret weapon 343 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,570 I was sent to Hong Kong for? 344 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,406 - That's no ordinary blazer! - That's no ordinary blazer? 345 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,275 Chief: It's a laser blazer! 346 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,643 The button of that blazer 347 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,244 is actually a miniature laser... 348 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,981 KAOS, I'VE DISCOVERED WHERE THE LASER IS. 349 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,249 GO AT ONCE TO ANTONELLI CLEANERS. 350 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,885 BUT, MR. SMART, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 351 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,721 I WAS GOING THROUGH ALL THE POCKETS, LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 352 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,858 BUT WHEN I PUT MY HAND IN YOUR BLAZER CHANGE POCKET, 353 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,916 LOOK! 354 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,130 AND WHAT'S WORSE, 355 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,667 IT BURNED A HOLE RIGHT THOUGH MY PRESSING MACHINE! 356 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,202 POOR MARIO! 357 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,104 - WHO'S MARIO? - MARIO IS HIS PRESSER. 358 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,694 MARIO WAS MY PRESSER. 359 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,575 THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU, MR. ANTONELLI, 360 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,778 BUT THAT JACKET WAS NO ORDINARY JACKET. 361 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,247 NOW HE TELLS ME. 362 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,782 LOOK, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS JACKET OF YOURS 363 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,618 - EVERYBODY WANTS IT SO MUCH? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "EVERYBODY"? 364 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,954 THERE WERE TWO OTHER FELLAS IN HERE ASKING FOR IT. 365 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,923 KAOS! THEY MUST HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. 366 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,791 YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO THEM, DID YOU? 367 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,827 WHY WOULD I GIVE YOUR JACKET 368 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,929 TO TWO STRANGERS I NEVER SEE BEFORE? 369 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,097 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT EVEN CUSTOMERS! 370 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,033 ANYWAY, I JUST SENT IT DOWN THE STREET 371 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,124 - TO MORGAN'S CLEANERS TO HAVE IT PRESSED FOR YOU. - COME ON, MAX! 372 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,274 MR. ANTONELLI, YOU'VE DONE A GREAT SERVICE FOR YOUR COUNTRY! 373 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,043 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 374 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,078 WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU A MEDAL FOR THIS! 375 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,302 I RATHER HAVE THE CASH! 376 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,953 BUT WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH THE POCKETS OF YOUR JACKET, MR. SMART, 377 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,787 I THOUGHT I FELT A DRAFT. 378 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,346 SO I TURNED AROUND... 379 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,633 Max: WHERE IS THE JACKET NOW? 380 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,203 Cleaner: LIKE I TOLD THE OTHER GENTLEMEN THAT WERE HERE, 381 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,427 I SENT IT TO PERFECT CLEANERS AROUND THE CORNER. 382 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,176 THERE IT IS, CHIEF. BUT I THINK WE'RE TOO LATE. 383 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,261 MAX, THE CLEANING TRUCK JUST PULLED UP BEHIND US. 384 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,566 SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND OUT. AND HURRY! 385 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,724 HURRY IT UP, MAX. 386 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,938 MAX! 387 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,441 MAX, WILL YOU COME ON? 388 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,110 - WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT? - PLENTY! WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS. 389 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,180 NOT ONLY DO YOU GET SHIRTS ON A HANGER FOR 60¢, 390 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,781 BUT THEY GOT A ONE-DAY SPECIAL 391 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,184 - ON TABLECLOTHS AND DRAPES AND RUGS... - MAX... MAX! 392 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,619 - WHAT ABOUT THE BLAZER?! - THEY SENT THAT TO MY APARTMENT. 393 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,921 YOU GO TO YOUR APARTMENT, AND I'LL CALL HEADQUARTERS 394 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,857 AND MEET YOU THERE. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING! 395 00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,359 RED LIGHTS, ANYTHING! GO AHEAD! 396 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,109 KAOS, THIS IS INGRID. 397 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,544 A BLAZER WAS JUST DELIVERED, BUT IT'S THE WRONG ONE. 398 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,902 I'M GOING DOWN TO THE CLEANERS TO GET THE RIGHT ONE. 399 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,812 IS THAT YOU, MAX? MAX! 400 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,395 - 99? - OH, HI, MAX. 401 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,831 OH, GOOD. DID THE CLEANERS DELIVER MY BLAZER? 402 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,465 YES, IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE SOFA. 403 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,135 GOOD. 404 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,904 LISTEN, I'VE GOTTA GET THIS DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS RIGHT AWAY. 405 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,840 - BY THE WAY, DID YOU HAVE A FIGHT WITH INGRID? - NO, WHY? 406 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,509 I JUST PASSED HER IN THE HALL AND SHE TOOK A SWING AT ME. 407 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,212 THAT'S STRANGE. I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER, MAX. 408 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,848 I'LL HAVE YOUR DINNER READY WHEN YOU GET BACK. BYE! 409 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,805 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 410 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,054 I'LL TAKE THAT JACKET, MR. SMART. 411 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,656 YOU DON'T WANT THIS JACKET. IT CLASHES WITH YOUR SLACKS! 412 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,792 - HAND IT OVER. - DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS JACKET? 413 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,829 A MINIATURE LASER BEAM. IT DESTROYS ANYTHING IT HITS. 414 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,898 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT ACTIVATES IT? - BY PUTTING YOUR HAND IN THE CHANGE POCKET. 415 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,466 ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANYBODY MOVE. 416 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,290 - YOU WOULDN'T DARE. - WOULDN'T I? 417 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,610 EH, YOU FELLAS AREN'T IN A HURRY, ARE YOU? 418 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,333 GET THE JACKET! 419 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,491 - HOLD IT! - SORRY, MR. SMART, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY. 420 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,226 I DELIVERED THE WRONG JACKET BEFORE. THIS ONE'S YOURS. 421 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,663 - I'LL TAKE THAT. - WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THE KID A TIP? 422 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:11,166 THERE'S A QUARTER IN THE CHANGE POCKET. 423 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,268 ALL RIGHT, DUMMY! 424 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,926 LET'S SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITHOUT A GUN IN YOUR HAND! 425 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,445 LISTEN... I HOPE I WASN'T OUT OF LINE 426 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,035 WITH THAT CRACK ABOUT "DUMMY." 427 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,149 DON'T ANYBODY MOVE! 428 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,319 I CAN'T FIND THE QUARTER. MAYBE IT'S CAUGHT IN THE LINING. 429 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:31,853 All: NO! 430 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,478 DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A HOLE IN THE LINING, MR. SM... 431 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,897 MAX, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR APARTMENT. 432 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,400 GEE, CHIEF! I NEVER KNEW WE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL VIEW 433 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,335 ON THAT SIDE OF THE APARTMENT. 434 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,571 DON'T WORRY. CONTROL WILL REPLACE EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN DESTROYED. 435 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,340 WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND NATIONAL BANK? 436 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,275 WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND NATIONAL BANK? 437 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,998 IT USED TO BE ACROSS THE STREET. 34633

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