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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,815 99? 2 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,251 SORRY. 3 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,422 99? 4 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,762 99? 5 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,248 99? 6 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,017 MAX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO EARLY? 7 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,518 I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU UNTIL 11:00. 8 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,087 - WELL, SOMETHING CAME UP. - WHAT? 9 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,088 ONE OF THE TEACHERS AT THE CONTROL TRAINING SCHOOL 10 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:47,757 GOT SICK AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIS PLACE. 11 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,893 SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO SHOPPING WITH YOU TODAY. 12 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,362 DO YOU MIND IF I USE SOME OF THIS LOTION? MY HANDS ARE A LITTLE CHAPPED. 13 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,130 THAT'S NOT HAND LOTION. 14 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,688 THAT'S QUICK-SETTING HAIR GEL. 15 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,870 AW, MAX. YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME 16 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,139 MAKE SOME LAST-MINUTE WEDDING PREPARATIONS. 17 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,374 YES, WELL, I'M SORRY, 99, 18 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:08,044 BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GO SHOPPING BY YOURSELF. 19 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,213 BUT I'VE GOT SO MANY PLACES I HAVE TO GO. 20 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,181 I HAVE TO GO TO THE FLORIST SHOP, 21 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,484 AND TO THE BRIDAL SHOP, AND TO THE CATERERS... 22 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,786 WELL, I PROMISED THE CHIEF THAT I WOULD DO THIS FOR HIM, 23 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,288 AND I CAN'T BACK OUT NOW, 24 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,123 SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 25 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,580 OKAY. 26 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,125 GOODBYE. 27 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,611 99, THE CHIEF IS CALLING YOU ON THE COMB PHONE. 28 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,413 THANK YOU, 49. 29 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,916 YES, CHIEF? 30 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,685 99, I'M SORRY... I KNOW IT'S YOUR DAY OFF, 31 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,219 BUT I HAVE AN URGENT ASSIGNMENT 32 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,155 THAT MUST BE COMPETED BEFORE NIGHTFALL. 33 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:55,191 AW, CHIEF, I HAVE SO MANY ERRANDS I HAVE TO RUN TODAY. 34 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,260 I'M AWARE OF THAT, 99, SO I'VE ARRANGED IT 35 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,529 SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR ERRANDS AND THE ASSIGNMENT SIMULTANEOUSLY. 36 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,365 YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE GAUL FORMULA? 37 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,001 YES, THAT'S THE FORMULA WE DIVIDED INTO THREE PARTS, 38 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,203 SO THAT IF KAOS GOT HOLD OF IT, THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO USE IT. 39 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,472 RIGHT. NOW ONE OF THESE PARTS HAS BEEN HIDDEN 40 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,841 IN EACH OF THE THREE PLACES THAT YOU'LL BE SHOPPING IN TODAY 41 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,810 AS PART OF YOUR WEDDING PREPARATIONS: 42 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,878 THE FLOWER SHOP, CATERING SERVICE, THE BRIDAL SHOP. 43 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:19,315 SO I CAN DO MY ERRANDS, AND REALLY BE PICKING UP PIECES OF THE GAUL FORMULA? 44 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,118 EXACTLY. NOW AS YOU COMPLETE EACH SEGMENT OF THIS ASSIGNMENT, 45 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,619 I WANT YOU TO CHECK IN WITH ME. 46 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,555 IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN TAKE ONE OF THOSE NEW COMB PHONES. 47 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,358 OH, THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC! IT'S A MARVELOUS DEVICE. 48 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,959 WHICH ONE OF OUR AGENTS DEVELOPED IT? 49 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,028 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 99, IT WAS MY IDEA. 50 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,898 WHAT EVER GAVE YOU THE IDEA OF TURNING A COMB INTO A PHONE? 51 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,655 WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO WITH A COMB? 52 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,938 ALL RIGHT, MEN. 53 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,640 I'M YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR TODAY, 54 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,564 AND MY NAME IS... 55 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,817 SIR, YOU USED THE INVISIBLE CHALK. 56 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,119 NOW IF YOU'LL ERASE WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, 57 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,720 THEN WHAT YOU JUST WROTE WILL APPEAR. 58 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,145 I KNOW THAT! 59 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,969 YOU CAN JUST CALL ME "86." 60 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,505 VERY WELL. AS THE FIRST ORDER OF THE DAY, 61 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,562 I SHALL CALL THE ROLL. 62 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,511 - LUNDY? - HERE, SIR. 63 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,013 - CARUSO? - YO. 64 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,514 DILLINGHAM? 65 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,850 FARLEY? BAILEY? 66 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,140 AND BOSSOLOVICH? 67 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,156 - ER, WHO ARE YOU? - I'M TINA. 68 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:43,492 I'M SORRY, TINA, BUT I DON'T SEEM TO SEE YOUR NAME HERE ON THE ROLL. 69 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,995 I'M NOT A STUDENT. I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 70 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,764 I'M AFRAID THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 71 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,432 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE. 72 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,723 OKAY. 73 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,713 CARUSO, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER 74 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,615 THAN TO BRING AN OUTSIDER INTO THIS CLASSROOM. 75 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,818 HE DOES IT EVERY DAY, AND EVERY DAY SHE GETS THROWN OUT. 76 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,220 - WHY DO YOU DO THAT? - I LIKE TO WATCH HER LEAVE. 77 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,989 CARUSO... 78 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,292 THIS IS A HIGHLY SECRET TRAINING CLASS, 79 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,994 AND THAT GIRL COULD VERY EASILY BE AN ENEMY SPY. 80 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,463 NO PROBLEM. I'VE BEEN CHECKING HER OUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS. 81 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,799 - AND SHE'S OKAY? - SHE'S SENSATIONAL. 82 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,968 WHERE IS THE REST OF THE CLASS? 83 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,504 - THEY'RE REHEARSING FOR THE GRADUATION EXERCISES. - WHY AREN'T YOU TWO WITH THEM? 84 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,640 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE GRADUATING. 85 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,174 YES, I SEE. 86 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,177 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE VERY WEAK 87 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:37,346 IN TWO VERY IMPORTANT ESPIONAGE SUBJECTS: 88 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,116 YOUR GRADES ARE ALARMING IN DISARMING, 89 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,251 AND YOU'RE FAILING IN TAILING. 90 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,520 WELL, GENTLEMEN, I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT 91 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,422 IN BOTH THOSE SUBJECTS. 92 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,424 YOU SEE, THE WHOLE TRICK 93 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,482 IS IN COORDINATION, TIMING... 94 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,264 AND AGILITY. NOW... 95 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,489 OUR FIRST SUBJECT WILL BE TAILING. 96 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,609 OKAY, ANY QUESTIONS? 97 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,578 OUR NEXT SUBJECT WILL BE THE ART OF DISARMING. 98 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,547 NOW THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IN DISARMING 99 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,916 IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE TWO PARTICIPANTS: 100 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,918 THE DISARMER, AND THE DISARMEE. 101 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,455 I'D LIKE TO HAVE TWO VOLUNTEERS, PLEASE. 102 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,379 OKAY THEN, CARUSO AND LUNDY. 103 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,576 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE US? 104 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,533 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SET UP A LITTLE SITUATION 105 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,135 AND SEE HOW YOU HANDLE IT. 106 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,938 CARUSO, YOU WILL BE A KAOS AGENT 107 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,940 ROBBING A CONTROL SITE. 108 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,076 LUNDY, YOU WILL COME IN AND YOU WILL FIND HIM 109 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,944 ROBBING THE SAFE, AND YOU WILL PULL A GUN ON HIM. 110 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,513 NOW IT WILL BE YOUR JOB TO DISARM HIM. OKAY? 111 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,371 LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO IT. 112 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,078 - SAFE'S OVER HERE - OH. 113 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,044 IT'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 114 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,698 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 115 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,399 A SIMPLE LITTLE TAILING ASSIGNMENT. 116 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,568 MY FIANCÉE IS SPENDING THE DAY SHOPPING. 117 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,436 AS A MATTER OF FACT, RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT 118 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,372 SHE'S IN THAT BRIDAL SHOP ACROSS THE STREET. 119 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,375 NOW, YOUR JOB WILL BE TO FOLLOW HER FOR THE ENTIRE DAY, 120 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,410 MAKE A COMPLETE REPORT OF HER ACTIVITIES, 121 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,246 AND TURN IT IN TO ME BY 6:00 THIS EVENING. 122 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,447 - THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD. - A LOT HARDER THAN YOU THINK. 123 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,850 YOU SEE, AGENT 99 HAPPENS TO BE 124 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,919 ONE OF CONTROL'S SHADOWING EXPERTS. 125 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,454 AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE WON THE LAMONT CRANSTON AWARD 126 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,891 THREE YEARS IN A ROW. SHE HAS AN UNCANNY FEELING 127 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,592 FOR KNOWING WHEN SHE'S BEING FOLLOWED. 128 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,495 - HOW WILL WE RECOGNIZE HER? - VERY SIMPLE... 129 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,064 HER OFFICIAL CONTROL PHOTOGRAPH IS IN THIS ENVELOPE. 130 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,133 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. GOOD LUCK, MEN, 131 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,002 AND REMEMBER, WHEN YOU ARE FOLLOWING SOMEONE, 132 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,837 THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS. 133 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,294 INCONSPICUOUS, RIGHT! 134 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,596 99 CALLING CONTROL. COME IN, CHIEF. 135 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,800 - WHAT IS IT, 99? - I JUST LEFT THE BRIDAL SHOP, 136 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,535 BUT ALL THEY GAVE ME WAS A PIECE OF MATERIAL. 137 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,605 THAT MATERIAL HAS METALLIC THREADS RUNNING THROUGH IT. 138 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,575 THOSE THREADS ARE ACTUALLY MICRO RECORDING WIRES 139 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,309 THAT CONTAIN THE FIRST PART OF THE GAUL FORMULA. 140 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,811 HOW CLEVER! 141 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,768 IS THAT HER? 142 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,651 I CAN'T TELL. 143 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,419 Caruso: HMM. NOW THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE HER. 144 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,588 - THAT'S HER! - CHIEF, I'LL CHECK IN AGAIN 145 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,891 AFTER I LEAVE CARLYLE'S CATERING SERVICE. 146 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:18,394 CHIEF! THERE ARE TWO KAOS AGENTS FOLLOWING ME. 147 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,996 UH-OH, I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D BE ONTO US THIS FAST. ARE YOU SURE, 99? 148 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,588 I'LL CHECK. 149 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:40,016 - I'M SURE, CHIEF. - ALL RIGHT, 99. IF YOU CAN, LOSE THEM. 150 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,418 MEANWHILE, I'LL PUT A COUPLE OF MEN ON TO TAIL THEM AND PROTECT YOU. 151 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,908 RIGHT, CHIEF. 152 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,224 LARABEE, I NEED A COUPLE OF MEN FOR SURVEILLANCE DUTY. WHO'S AVAILABLE? 153 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,992 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. ON SECOND THOUGHT, 154 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,595 I'LL LOOK IN THE CONTROL FILE OF THE GRADUATING CLASS. 155 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,363 WHY THE GRADUATING CLASS, CHIEF? 156 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,099 BECAUSE KAOS KNOWS WHAT ALL OUR AGENTS LOOK LIKE. 157 00:10:57,123 --> 00:11:00,469 THOSE CONTROL BUBBLEGUM CARDS WE CAME OUT WITH LAST YEAR BACKFIRED. 158 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,305 WHAT WE NEED ON THIS ASSIGNMENT ARE A COUPLE OF AGENTS KAOS HAS NEVER SEEN. 159 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,975 - HOW ABOUT HIM, CHIEF? - NO, HE CAN'T BE SPARED. 160 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,010 THEY'RE REHEARSING THE GRADUATION EXERCISES TODAY, 161 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,074 AND HE'S DOING THE TENOR SOLO IN "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE." 162 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,482 OH... THESE TWO LOOK ALL RIGHT TO ME. 163 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,186 - ROOKIE CONTROL AGENTS 198 AND 199. - CONTACT THEM IMMEDIATELY 164 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,655 AND HAVE THEM STAKE OUT CARLYLE'S CATERING SERVICE. 165 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,958 99 SHOULD BE ARRIVING THERE ANY MINUTE NOW. 166 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,493 TELL THEM NOT TO CONTACT HER DIRECTLY, BUT BE ON THE LOOKOUT 167 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,028 FOR TWO KAOS AGENTS WHO ARE FOLLOWING HER. 168 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,529 DO YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT, SIR? 169 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,021 THEY LOOK CAPABLE ENOUGH TO ME. 170 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,849 SHE JUST WENT INTO THE CATERING STORE. 171 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,331 - WHO DID? - AGENT 99. 172 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,366 HUH. DID YOU SPOT THE TWO KAOS AGENTS 173 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,068 THE CHIEF SAID ARE FOLLOWING 99? 174 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,937 NOT YET, BUT WE'LL KNOW 'EM WHEN WE SEE 'EM. 175 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,561 - ONE'S SHORT LIKE YOU, THE OTHER'S TALL LIKE ME. - UH-HUH! 176 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,418 99 JUST CAME OUT OF THE CATERING STORE. 177 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,847 99 CALLING CONTROL. COME IN, CHIEF. 178 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,348 HOW ARE THINGS GOING, 99? 179 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,117 OH, JUST FINE. I'M JUST LEAVING THE CATERING SERVICE. 180 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,920 THEY GAVE ME A SAMPLE MENU WITH GRAVY SPOTS ALL OVER IT. 181 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,855 IS THE MENU IN CODE, CHIEF? 182 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,191 NO, THE GRAVY SPOTS ARE IN CODE. 183 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,593 ARE YOU STILL BEING TAILED BY THOSE TWO KAOS AGENTS? 184 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,830 YES, CHIEF. THEY'RE JUST UP THE STREET. 185 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,433 ONE IS READING A NEWSPAPER, AND THE OTHER'S HIDING IN THE MAILBOX. 186 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,768 WELL, DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF OUR MEN WATCHING THEM. 187 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,104 USE EVASIVE ACTION AND PROCEED TO YOUR NEXT DESTINATION, 188 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,605 THE FLOWER SHOP. 189 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,563 RIGHT, CHIEF. 190 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,721 WE'LL WAIT HERE AND SEE IF SHE'S BEING FOLLOWED. 191 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,685 HOLD IT! TWO GUYS JUST CAME OUT OF THE CATERING STORE. 192 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,486 DID THE CHIEF SAY ONE IS SHORT AND ONE IS TALL? 193 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,822 - RIGHT. - THEN THAT'S THEM. 194 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,278 LET'S GO. 195 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,575 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD FOLLOW 99 OR THE KAOS AGENTS? 196 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,444 WELL, THERE'S NO SENSE FOLLOWING THE KAOS AGENTS. 197 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,145 - WHY NOT? - I SAW THE PICTURE. 198 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,414 NOW HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO... WE CHECK BACK WITH THE CHIEF, 199 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,649 - WE TELL HIM THE TWO KAOS GUYS WENT INTO THE THEATER... - RIGHT. 200 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,052 AND WE ASK HIM IF WE SHOULD FOLLOW 99, OR STAY HERE WITH THEM. 201 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,455 RIGHT. YOU WATCH THE DOOR, I'LL MAKE THE CALL. 202 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,978 RIGHT. 203 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,796 THIS IS THE CHIEF. 204 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,580 OH HELLO, 198. WHAT'S UP? 205 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,368 WELL, OBVIOUSLY THE KAOS AGENTS ARE TRYING TO SHAKE YOU. 206 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,971 KEEP THAT THEATER UNDER SURVEILLANCE UNTIL THEY COME OUT. 207 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,472 NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT 99. 208 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,597 AS LONG AS THEY'RE IN THAT THEATER, 99 IS SAFE. 209 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,314 - WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT 99, CHIEF? - IT'S NOTHING, MAX. NOTHING. 210 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,883 - IS SHE IN ANY DANGER? - MAX, I CAN'T DISCUSS IT. 211 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,751 NOW JUST A MOMENT! 212 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,587 99 IS MY FUTURE WIFE. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK. 213 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,651 IF ANYBODY HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW, IT'S ME! 214 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,493 ALL RIGHT, MAX. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 215 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,661 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 216 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,696 I'VE SENT 99 ON A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT. 217 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,433 AT THIS VERY MOMENT HER LIFE MAY BE IN JEOPARDY. 218 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,869 OKAY, NOW TELL ME THE PART YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WORRY ABOUT. 219 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,839 THAT'S IT. 99'S ON A TOP SECRET MISSION. 220 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,474 AND DON'T ASK ME TO TELL YOU ANY MORE ABOUT IT, 221 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,975 BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS IT. 222 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,178 - NOT EVEN WITH ME? - NOT EVEN WITH YOU, MAX. 223 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,547 THIS CASE IS A C.O.S. SECURITY RISK. 224 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,048 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 225 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,751 YES. IT CAN ONLY BE DISCUSSED UNDER THE CONE OF SILENCE. 226 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,053 - RIGHT. - WELL, WHY DON'T WE USE IT, CHIEF? 227 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,888 BECAUSE IT ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY. 228 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,591 - IT STILL ISN'T WORKING? - IT HAS NEVER WORKED PROPERLY! 229 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,092 WELL THAT'S OUR FAULT. 230 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,128 WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT AT A DISCOUNT PLACE. 231 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,963 WE SHOULD HAVE GOT IT FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 232 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,499 THAT WAS THREE YEARS GO. THERE WAS TALK AT THE TIME 233 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,763 THAT THEY MIGHT GO OUT OF BUSINESS. 234 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,893 WELL, I INSIST THAT WE USE IT. 235 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,096 ALL RIGHT, MAX. 236 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,211 ISN'T THERE ANY WAY WE CAN PERFECT THAT THING? 237 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,648 WELL, YES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY PROFESSOR CONE, 238 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,917 THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE CONE OF SILENCE, IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 239 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,886 THE CONE OF SILENCE WAS INVENTED BY A PROFESSOR CONE? 240 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,454 THAT'S RIGHT. 241 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,979 THAT'S FUNNY. DOESN'T LOOK IT. 242 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,527 OKAY, CHIEF. LET HER GO. 243 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,036 THE CASE I ASSIGNED 99 TO 244 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,105 HAS TO DO WITH THE GAUL FORMULA. 245 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,107 WHAT? 246 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,242 99 IS WORKING ON THE GAUL FORMULA. 247 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,244 BUT WHY IS SHE IN DANGER? 248 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,114 - WHAT? - WHY IS SHE IN DANGER? 249 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,649 - WHO? - WHAT? 250 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,439 NOT WHAT, WHO?! 251 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,021 WHAT? 252 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,205 THE CASE I ASSIGNED 99 TO... 253 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,997 I TOLD YOU, MAX. IT'S NOT WORKING! 254 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,233 THEN I'M AFRAID, CHIEF, THAT WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE 255 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,168 CONTROL'S SECRET WORD FILE. 256 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,705 MAX, ONLY IN THE MOST EXTREME EMERGENCIES 257 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,140 ARE WE PERMITTED TO USE THE CONTROL SECRET WORD FILE. 258 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:10,478 OR WHEN THE CONE OF SILENCE IS NOT WORKING. 259 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,936 YOU'RE RIGHT, MAX. 260 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,225 TELEPHONE CALL, CHIEF. 261 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,848 WHAT? 262 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,670 WELL, THANK YOU, CHIEF. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 263 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,638 OH... ONE LAST QUESTION. 264 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,908 AS LONG AS WE WERE USING CONTROL'S SECRET WORD FILE, 265 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,444 WHY DID WE HAVE TO DO IT UNDER THE CONE OF SILENCE? 266 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,736 THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY NEXT CARD TO YOU, MAX. 267 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,429 99 CALLING CONTROL, 99 CALLING CONTROL. 268 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,332 - GO AHEAD, 99. - I JUST CAME OUT OF THE FLORIST SHOP, 269 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,833 AND ALL THEY GAVE ME WAS A NOSEGAY. 270 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,136 THAT NOSEGAY COMPRISES PART THREE OF THE FORMULA. 271 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,872 THE NUMBER OF PETALS ON EACH FLOWER 272 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,274 REPRESENTS A KEY EQUATION. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT. 273 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,476 RIGHT, CHIEF. I'LL BRING EVERYTHING RIGHT IN TO CONTROL. 274 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,312 NO, TAKE THEM OVER TO LUM FONG'S CHINESE HAND LAUNDRY. 275 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,281 CHINESE HAND LAUNDRY? 276 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,217 LUM FONG IS CONTROL'S TOP CIPHER EXPERT. 277 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,320 HE'LL TAKE THE THREE PARTS OF THE GAUL FORMULA, 278 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,322 BREAK THEM DOWN AND PUT THEM IN A NEW CODE, 279 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,924 WHICH WILL LOOK LIKE LAUNDRY MARKS INSIDE THE COLLAR OF A SHIRT, 280 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,160 WHICH WILL THEN BE SENT TO ONE OF OUR SCIENTISTS IN PERU. 281 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,562 CHIEF, YOU KNOW THE TWO KAOS AGENTS 282 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,630 WHO'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME? NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE! 283 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,234 - ONE OF THE SAME TWO? - NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT ONE. 284 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,769 I NOTICED HIM BEFORE, BUT I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS FOLLOWING ME. 285 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,905 - ARE YOU SURE IT'S THE SAME MAN? - I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. 286 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,275 HE'S DRESSED A LITTLE BIT UNUSUALLY FOR AUGUST. 287 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,480 HO HO HO. 288 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,617 MAYBE I'D BETTER TRY TO GIVE HIM THE SLIP BEFORE I GO TO LUM FONG'S. 289 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,086 NO TIME FOR THAT. YOU'VE GOT TO GO THERE IMMEDIATELY. 290 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,055 IT'LL TAKE LUM FONG A COUPLE OF HOURS AT LEAST 291 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,990 TO CORRELATE AND RECODE THAT MATERIAL, 292 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,959 AND THAT SHIRT MUST BE ON CONTROL'S 293 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,394 - 5:30 LAUNDRY FLIGHT TO PERU. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 294 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,730 I'LL GET AGENTS 198 AND 199 295 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,666 DIRECTLY OVER TO LUM FONG'S IN CASE THERE'S TROUBLE. GOOD LUCK, 99. 296 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,314 "HERRO"! 297 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,583 - HELLO. - WHAT CAN DO FOR "RADY"? 298 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,818 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO LUM FONG, PLEASE. 299 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,055 - I "RUM" FONG. - NO, I HAVE TO SPEAK TO LUM FONG, 300 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,257 LIKE IN "LUM AND ABNER." 301 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,059 I "RUM," LIKE "RUM AND ABNER." 302 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,362 WELL, I'M SECRET AGENT 99. 303 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,863 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 304 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,200 THAT AND THAT AND THAT. 305 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,002 WHAT I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS STUFF? 306 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,670 WHERE IS "FORMURA"? 307 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,073 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE'S THE "FORMURA"? 308 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,276 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! 309 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,777 YOU'RE NOT LUM FONG! 310 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,681 YOU VERY "CREVER"! 311 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,183 YOU RIGHT... I NOT "RUM" FONG. 312 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,285 I NOT EVEN CHINESE. 313 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:47,990 I YAKURO YAMASAKI... JAPANESE KAOS AGENT, 314 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,592 AND MASTER OF DISGUISE. 315 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,884 CAN IMPERSONATE CHINESE... "RIKE" THAT. 316 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,855 ALL RIGHT, DROP THE GUN AND STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 317 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,139 MAX! 318 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,241 MERRY CHRISTMAS, 99. 319 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,842 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A KAOS AGENT. 320 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,245 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A SANTA CLAUS IN AUGUST? 321 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,880 ER, YES, THIS. WELL, YOU SEE, 322 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,215 SATURDAY NIGHT IS THE CONTROL COSTUME PARTY 323 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,151 AND ALL THE GOOD COSTUMES WERE GONE. 324 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,953 THIS WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT. WHO'S HE? 325 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,488 HE'S A JAPANESE KAOS AGENT... 326 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,857 YAKURO YAMASAKI. 327 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,992 YAKURO YAMASATI, EH? 328 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,227 MAX! THE TWO KAOS AGENTS! 329 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,463 99, THEY'RE NOT KAOS AGENTS, 330 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,687 THEY'RE ROOKIE CONTROL AGENTS, LUNDY AND CARUSO. 331 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,072 PLEASE NOT TRY TO "FORROW," IF YOU WANT TO "RIVE"! 332 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,409 99, YOU GO OUT FRONT AND TELL CARUSO AND LUNDY TO COVER THE BACK. 333 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,976 YOU STAY HERE AND COVER THE FRONT. 334 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,034 BE CAREFUL, MAX! 335 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,446 - DROP YOUR GUN! - WHAT? 336 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,382 OH. 337 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,498 ALL RIGHT, SMART! 338 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,423 DON'T COME ANY "CROSER"! 339 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,473 SO! THE OLD 340 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,709 FLATIRON-ON-THE-HOT-COALS TRICK, EH? 341 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,634 WELL, MY FRIEND, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. 342 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,460 I THINK IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU, MY FRIEND, 343 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,151 THAT I'M CONTROL'S FENCING AND IRONING EXPERT. 344 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,644 NOW, I "FRATTEN" YOUR FACE! 345 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,508 HOLD IT, YAMASAKI! THE PANTS! 346 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:00,310 DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND, I'VE NEVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AN UNARMED MAN. 347 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,523 - ALL RIGHT, LUNDY, CARUSO, GET HIM OUTTA HERE. - GREAT. 348 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,507 MAX, HE ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT. 349 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,577 YES, BUT THERE'S AN OLD CHINESE PROVERB 350 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:25,547 THAT GOES "LIFE IS LIKE A PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS. 351 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,917 IF YOU GRAB THEM, YOU, ER..." 352 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,220 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. OH, LET'S SEE... 353 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,988 "LIFE IS LIKE A SHIRT. 354 00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,890 IF YOU LOSE YOUR BUTTONS, 355 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,695 YOU... "NO, THAT'S NOT IT. LET'S SEE... 356 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,963 I'VE GOT IT! 357 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:45,055 LIFE IS A KUMQUAT! 358 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,869 THAT'S IT? 359 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,093 LIFE ISN'T A KUMQUAT? 28096

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