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I'M BEING FOLLOWED
BY A CONTROL AGENT

- DISGUISED AS AN
ICE CREAM VENDOR.
- QUICK, INSIDE.

- I'LL DIVERT HIM, AND MEET YOU
IN THE COMMUNICATIONS ROOM.
- RIGHT.

SAY, DID YOU JUST SEE
A GUY RUN BY HERE?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
- DESCRIBE HIM, YES...

- HE WAS WEARING THICK GLASSES
- A MAN WITH THICK GLASSES.

YES. HE ORDERED TUTTI-FRUTTI

AND I GAVE HIM
PISTACHIO BY MISTAKE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID. I THINK
HE RAN ACROSS TO THAT BAKERY.

ACROSS TO THE BAKERY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HELLO?

THIS IS A FINE TIME FOR THE
CHIEF TO BE OUT. WHERE IS HE?

THE CHIEF IS OUT ON A CASE,
MAX. I'M SITTING IN FOR HIM,

LISTEN, 99. I JUST
FOLLOWED A KAOS AGENT

TO THEIR SECRET COMMUNICATION
HEADQUARTERS ON Z STREET.

IT'S A BAKERY. I'M GONNA
CRACK THIS CASE WIDE OPEN.

MAX, LISTEN. THE CHIEF IS...

THERE'S NO TIME TO WAIT, 99.

I WANNA CATCH HIM RED-HANDED.

BESIDES, MY PHONE IS MELTING.

ALL RIGHT, GET 'EM
UP! COME ON, UP!

I'M SORRY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A NUMBER AND WAIT.

THERE'S SOMEBODY AHEAD OF YOU.

THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH

NUMBER SEVEN, HUH?

ALL RIGHT, FELLA, I'M FINISHED
FOOLING AROUND WITH YOU.

WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE
COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- THAT BREAD...
- YEAH?

I'M HAVING SPAGHETTI
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

THIS SHOULD GO
VERY GOOD WITH IT.

THE OLD
COMMUNICATIONS-EQUIPMENT-

IN-THE-FRENCH-BREAD TRICK.

MAX, WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING?

JUST DESTROYING SOME KAOS
COMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT, CHIEF.

BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN A KAOS BAKERY?

THIS IS NOT A KAOS BAKERY...

IT'S A CONTROL BAKERY,
AND YOU HAVE JUST SMASHED

CONTROL'S
TRIANGULATION EQUIPMENT.

- THIS IS A CONTROL BAKERY?
- YES!

OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE,

I'LL HAVE A PRUNE DANISH,
AND A STRAWBERRY CHIFFON PIE.

YOU JUST FOULED UP
OPERATION SOURDOUGH!

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL
THE WHITE HOUSE ARE YOU?

I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN AVOID IT.

THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN CONCERNED
ABOUT OPERATION SOURDOUGH.

HE'S EXPECTING A REPORT TODAY.

Smart on radio: Chief,
put in a good word

when you talk to the president.
I'm sorry I blew the job,

but it's not all my fault.

After all, you did give
me the assignment.

Chief on radio: I'll
do what I can, Max.

Let's get back to CONTROL.
I have to make that call.

THEY'RE GOING TO
CALL THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS
WE'VE TAPPED INTO THEIR HOTLINE.

THIS IS THE BREAK
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT?

MY GOOD FRIENDS,

ACCORDING TO THE LATEST
POLL WHICH I'VE JUST TAKEN,

I MUST ANNOUNCE,
WITH A HEAVY HEART,

THAT CONTROL WILL
SOON BE OUT OF BUSINESS.

CHIEF, DO WE HAVE TO
CALL THE PRESIDENT NOW?

COULDN'T WE PUT IT OFF
FOR, SAY, A MONTH OR TWO?

MAX, HE'S WAITING FOR A REPORT.

THERE'S NO WAY TO AVOID IT.

CHIEF, AS A FAVOR TO
ME, GO EASY ON MAX.

AS A FAVOR TO ME TOO.

Gorshen as Johnson:
Good afternoon, Thaddeus.

LET US REASON TOGETHER.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT.

I HAVE A PRELIMINARY REPORT
ON OPERATION SOURDOUGH.

GOOD. HAVE YOU LOCATED
KAOS'S COMMUNICATIONS CENTER?

WELL, SIR, WE HAD
A LITTLE SETBACK.

DUE TO A MIX-UP, WE
LOST OUR BAKERY COVER,

AND OUR TRIANGULATION
EQUIPMENT WAS SMASHED.

THIS IS TERRIBLE.
IS SMART THERE?

YES, SIR, BUT IN
DEFENSE OF SMART,

I MUST REMIND YOU

THAT HE'S SOLVED AN
IMPRESSIVE NUMBER OF CASES.

THADDEUS, KINDLY REFRAIN
FROM FLAPPING YOUR GUMS

AND PUT ME ON CONFERENCE CALL.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO
SAY TO YOU AND SMART.

HE WANTS TO TALK TO BOTH OF US.

MR. PRESIDENT, I CAN EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO, SON.
AS FOR YOU, THADDEUS,

I'M RELIEVING YOU OF YOUR POST.

As of this moment you are
no longer Chief of CONTROL.

I'M BUSTING YOU TO
AGENT SECOND-CLASS.

- BUT...
- No buts.

YOU CAN'T MAKE
MISTAKES ON THIS JOB.

You're not the State
Department, you know.

As for you, Smart,

in recognition of
your fine record,

as of this moment,

you are now Chief of CONTROL.

Yes, you.

AND USE ALL MEASURES
YOU DEEM NECESSARY

to make that organization
function properly.

I'm sending you

MY EFFICIENCY EXPERT, MATT BRADY

TO ASSIST YOU.

GIVE HIM ALL THE
CO-OPERATION YOU CAN.

- Have you got that?
- YES, SIR.

GOOD. AND NOW,

AS MY OLD PAPPY USE TO SAY,

"HEAD 'EM UP, AND MOVE 'EM OUT."

WORKED LIKE A CHARM.

RIGHT!

BRADY, NOW IT'S UP TO YOU.

I WANT EVERY CONTROL
FILE ON MICROFILM.

YOU HAVE THE EQUIPMENT?

- I'M ALL SET.
- RIGHT.

TIE CAMERA. RING CAMERA.

WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH CONTROL,
THERE WON'T BE A SECRET LEFT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD, CHIEF.

THEY COULDN'T HAVE
PICKED A BETTER MAN.

THERE'LL BE A FEW THINGS
THAT YOU'LL BE NEEDING...

HERE'S MY CHIEF'S
BADGE, MY CODEBOOK...

YES, I'LL BE NEEDING THE
KEYS TO YOUR APARTMENT TOO.

THAT'S GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.

YOU CAN USE MINE UNTIL
YOU FIND SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU'RE ALL HEART, MAX.

EXCUSE ME, I'LL GO MOVE.

JUST A MOMENT.

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
CALL YOU "CHIEF" FROM NOW ON.

THAT WOULDN'T BE PROPER.

WHAT WAS YOUR OLD NUMBER?

- Q.
- "Q"?

YES. I WAS AN AGENT BEFORE
THEY SWITCHED TO NUMBERS.

YES. WELL, "Q" IT IS.

NOW IF YOU TWO WILL EXCUSE ME,

I THINK I'D BETTER
GET THINGS IN ORDER,

BUT I WANT YOU HERE BRIGHT
AND EARLY IN THE MORNING

I WANT THIS PLACE
HOPPING AT 6:00!

- OH, MAX...
- YOU CAN CALL ME CHIEF, 99.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH
OTHER A LONG TIME, CHIEF,

AND I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE TOO MANY CHANGES.

DON'T WORRY, 99. THIS JOB IS
NOT GOING TO GO TO MY HEAD.

THREE, FOUR, HUP! THREE, FOUR!

HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

HUP, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, THREE, FOUR!

FULL AHEAD FLANK,
HARCH. RIGHT FLANK, HARCH.

LEFT FLANK, HARCH. REPORT,
REPORT, REPORT, REPORT TO HALT!

THAT'S TERRIFIC, MEN. NOW YOU'RE
REALLY GETTING INTO THE SWING OF IT.

Max: LET'S LINE UP
FOR DEEP KNEE BENDS!

HE'S GOTTA BE KIDDING! WE WON'T
HAVE AN AGENT LEFT IF HE KEEPS THIS UP.

ALL RIGHT, DEEP KNEE BENDS!

HUP, TWO, THREE,
FOUR UP AND DOWN

AND UP AND DOWN
AND UP AND DOWN...

COME ON, GET DOWN THERE!

I CAN'T TAKE ANY
MORE OF THIS. CAN YOU?

ALL RIGHT, MISTER, I HEARD THAT.

THAT WILL COST
YOU THREE DEMERITS.

ALL RIGHT, MEN, THAT'S ENOUGH.

CAN WE GO BACK TO OUR
OFFICES NOW, MAX... UH, CHIEF?

YOU'LL GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICES

WHEN I SAY YOU'LL GO
BACK TO YOUR OFFICES.

ALL RIGHT, MEN, LINE
UP FOR INSPECTION.

ABOUT FACE!

ONE STEP BACKWARD, TAKE!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THAT
CHEST IN, THAT CHIN OUT.

ALL RIGHT, STAFFORD,
GET THAT GUT IN.

MR. BRADY, STEP FORWARD.

GENTLEMEN, I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO MEET MR. BRADY,

OUR NEW PRESIDENTIAL ASSISTANT.

YOU WILL GIVE HIM
COMPLETE COOPERATION,

AND ACCESS TO ALL CONTROL FILES.

LARRABEE, TAKE BRADY
AND SHOW HIM AROUND.

RIGHT, CHIEF. THIS WAY, BRADY.

THE REST OF YOU
MEN ARE DISMISSED.

OKAY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! MOVE UP!
COME ON, COME ON, OLD TIMER, MOVE OUT!

MOVE OUT, MOVE!

GOOD MORNING, CHIEF.

WELL...

IN CASE YOU'RE
INTERESTED, IT'S 7:00.

YOU PEOPLE AREN'T IN
THE ARMY, YOU KNOW.

YOU CAN'T JUST COME ROLLING
IN HERE ANY TIME YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

OUR DAY STARTS HERE AT 6:00!

SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.

I WAS DELAYED BY YOUR
FORMER LANDLADY...

A LITTLE MATTER OF
TWO MONTHS RENT OWED.

AND 99 WAS KIND ENOUGH
TO DRIVE ME DOWN HERE

BECAUSE YOU FOUND IT
NECESSARY TO TAKE MY CAR.

THOSE ARE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

I CAN'T GET INVOLVED IN THOSE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO WORK
THEM OUT FOR YOURSELF.

YOU'D BETTER PUNCH IN.
YOU'RE DOCKED ONE HOUR.

CHIEF, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

MAKE IT SNAPPY. I
DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

I HAVE TO CLEAN UP A BIG MESS

THAT WAS LEFT HERE
BY MY PREDECESSOR.

I'D LIKE TO TAKE ANOTHER
CRACK AT OPERATION SOURDOUGH.

MY PREDECESSOR LEFT
THAT IN KIND OF A MESS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

- I CAN TRY.
- GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE,
CHIEF.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.
BUT DON'T MESS IT UP.

I'D HATE TO HAVE TO
TELL THE PRESIDENT

THAT YOU BLEW ANOTHER ONE.

WHAT'S YOUR PLAN OF OPERATION?

99, I THINK THAT KAOS

IS SOMEHOW CONNECTED
TO THE MUSTACHE CUP.

I PLAN TO GET A JOB
THERE AS A SINGING WAITER.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING!

- YES, I USED TO BE SOLOIST
WITH THE COLLEGE GLEE CLUB.
- OH.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHEN I SANG
A CERTAIN NOTE IN A CERTAIN WAY,

I WAS ABLE TO SHATTER A GLASS.

THAT'S MARVELOUS. DO YOU
THINK YOU CAN STILL DO IT?

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
BEEN SOME TIME.

WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE IT A TRY?

WHO KNOWS? YOU MAY
NEED A NEW CAREER.

ALL RIGHT, HERE GOES.

AMAZING!

YES, IT CERTAINLY IS AMAZING.

THAT'LL BE $40 FOR THE MIRROR,

NOT TO MENTION THE
SEVEN YEARS' BAD LUCK.

THAT STARTED YESTERDAY.

THESE DRAWERS ARE
IN THE WORST SHAPE

I'VE EVER SEEN
ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

THE CHIEF WAS REALLY A SLOB!

WHAT'S THIS SANDWICH DOING HERE?

YOU PUT THAT THERE YESTERDAY
WHILE YOU WERE ONLY MAX.

WELL, MAX COULDN'T AFFORD
TO EAT OUT. THE CHIEF CAN.

CHIEF, BRADY'S GOING
THOUGH EVERYTHING

WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB. ARE
YOU SURE YOU CAN TRUST HIM?

I CAN TRUST HIM
LIKE I TRUST "L."

- "L"?
- L.B.J.

- WE'RE ON A
FIRST-NAME BASIS NOW.
- OH.

HOW'S EVERYTHING COMING, BRADY?

THIS SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT.

JUST A MINUTE, BRADY.

YES?

I FORGOT THIS.

IT'S A PHOTO FILE WITH THE
NAME OF EVERY CONTROL AGENT,

HIS POSITION, AND
HIS ASSIGNMENT.

THIS SHOULD WRAP
IT UP VERY NICELY.

YES, I THOUGH SO.

NOW WHEN YOUR BOSS
HEARS ABOUT MY COOPERATION,

WHO KNOWS WHAT HE
MIGHT HAVE IN MIND FOR ME?

WE KILL HIM, OF COURSE.

SMART'S THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN IDENTIFY ALL THREE OF US.

WELL, I'D BETTER GET DOWNSTAIRS.

I'M BREAKING IN A
NEW WAITER TONIGHT.

MR. GORSHEN, THE COUPLE
AT THAT TABLE OVER THERE

ASKED FOR A BOTTLE
OF CHATEAU MARCEL '63.

- WHERE DO I FIND THAT?
- IN THE WINE ROOM, IRVING,

- DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALL.
- THANK YOU, SIR.

NOT THAT DOOR, THE OTHER ONE.

OH. THANK YOU.

CHIEF SMART HERE.

- CHIEF, THIS IS AGENT Q.
- Smart: Who?

- Q!
- OH, IT'S YOU, Q.

- WHAT'S NEW?
- I'm at the Mustache Cup.

I'M SURE THAT THE KAOS
COMMUNICATIONS CENTER

- IS LOCATED HERE.
- Good work, Q.

IF THAT IS THE KAOS
COMMUNICATIONS CENTER,

FROM THIS MOMENT ON,

YOU'LL BE FACING
TORTURE AND DEATH.

AND... LOVING IT.

WELL, BRADY, HOW WOULD YOU

- LIKE TO SEE OUR
ORGANIZATION IN ACTION?
- I'D LOVE TO.

GOOD. I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM ONE OF OUR AGENTS.

HE THINKS HE'S STUMBLED ONTO
THE KAOS COMMUNICATIONS CENTER

IN A PLACE CALLED
"THE MUSTACHE CUP."

OH, WHICH AGENT WAS THAT?

I DON'T THINK I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU THAT.

YOU'VE SEEN PICTURES
OF ALL OUR AGENTS,

I TELL YOU WHAT I'LL
DO... I'LL BET YOU $10

YOU CAN'T CRACK HIS DISGUISE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT A BET.

MAX, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

HE'LL NEVER FIND HIM. HIS
PICTURE ISN'T IN THE FILE.

QUIET, 99. $10 IS $10.

LET'S GO.

TURN AROUND AND KEEP
YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD...

AGENT Q.

ALL RIGHT, Q. THIS IS THE
END OF YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

WELL, BRADY? CAN YOU PICK
OUT THE CONTROL AGENT?

WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

THE HAT CHECK GIRL? THE WOMAN
WHO JUST FINISHED SINGING?

THE TOURIST AT TABLE 15,

OR PERHAPS TABLE 15 ITSELF?

COULD YOU EXCUSE ME? I
THINK I HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE.

SHE'S EXPECTING ME FOR DINNER.

YOU WANNA MAKE IT $20?
WE CAN AFFORD IT IF YOU CAN.

- MAX, YOU KNOW HE CAN'T
SPOT SOMEONE HE'S NEVER SEEN!
- EXACTLY.

TABLE FOR TWO?

MAKE IT A TABLE FOR THREE.
AND A GOOD ONE, MY MAN,

I HAVE AN UNLIMITED
EXPENSE ACCOUNT.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, SO IT'S YOU, Q.

WHAT A WONDERFUL
DISGUISE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU.

HOW COULD YOU? I'M THE CHIEF.

- WHAT'S NEW, Q?
- I'VE GOT A KAOS AGENT
TIED UP IN THE WINE ROOM.

NOW THAT'S NEXT DOOR
TO A GUARDED DOOR

THAT MUST LEAD TO THE
KAOS COMMUNICATIONS CENTER.

WE'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE.

YES, I'LL THINK OF A PLAN LATER.

RIGHT NOW, I THINK YOU'D
BETTER TAKE US TO OUR TABLE.

- BUT WE...
- NO BUTS! TAKE US
TO OUR TABLE.

AND REMEMBER THAT YOUR JOB
IS HANGING BY A THREAD AS IT IS.

THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING PLACE

YES. EVERYBODY
SINGS... THE CUSTOMERS,

WAITERS, EVERYBODY.

I THINK I'D BETTER
TAKE YOUR ORDER

BEFORE ANYBODY GETS SUSPICIOUS.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE
SPAGHETTI? IT'S ONLY $1.85.

OH, GOOD IDEA,
CHIEF. OKAY, CHIEF?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

A MAN IN MY POSITION
HAS TO GO FIRST CLASS.

LET'S SEE NOW.

WE'LL HAVE THE
"TORNADOES" OF BEEF

WITH "BERNASIE" SAUCE,

ASPARAGUS "VIGGANETTY,"

"PATTY" DE FOIE GRAS,

CHERRIES JUBILEE,
AND LET'S SEE...

FOR DESSERT, I THINK
WE'LL JUST TOP IT OFF

WITH THREE ORDERS
OF "MAITER DE HOTEL."

"MAITRE D'HOTEL" MEANS
"HEAD WAITER," MAX.

I KNOW THAT, 99.

HE WILL BE SERVING US.

MAX, THAT'S GOING
TO BE VERY EXPENSIVE!

THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

I FOUND MY PREDECESSOR'S
CREDIT CARDS IN HIS DESK.

I'M PUTTING YOU
DOWN FOR SPAGHETTI,

AND THAT'S THAT.

THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, 99,

GIVE A MAN AN INCH, AND...

- HOW DOES THAT GO?
- I DON'T KNOW, MAX.

HMM... OH, I KNOW HOW IT
GOES. GIVE A MAN AN INCH,

AND RIGHT AWAY HE
THINKS HE'S A RULER.

WE'VE GOTTA FIND
THE CONTROL AGENT.

SMART MIGHT HAVE
PULLED A FAST ONE.

THERE'S NOT ONE FACE OUT THERE
THAT MATCHES THE AGENT'S FILE.

WHERE'S BOLGER?
MAYBE HE HAS SOME IDEAS.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE
WENT, BUT UNTIL HE GETS BACK

WE'LL GET SMART TO
REVEAL THE NAME OF THE SPY

AND THEN WE'LL TAKE
CARE OF ALL THREE.

YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE
TO LOOK AROUND,

WHO DO YOU THINK
THE CONTROL AGENT IS?

I'VE GOT IT.

IT'S THE CIGARETTE GIRL, RIGHT?

WRONG. WE DON'T HAVE
ANY CONTROL AGENTS

WITH LEGS LIKE THAT.

OH, SORRY, 99, NOTHING PERSONAL,

IT'S JUST THAT I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT OF YOU AS ONE OF THE BOYS.

I NOTICED.

WAITER, CAN'T YOU
GET ANYTHING RIGHT?

I DIDN'T ORDER ANY SALAD.

COMPLIMENTS OF THE
CHEF, SIR. IT'S HIS SPECIALTY.

NOTE THE DRESSING...

EVEN THE AROMA HAS A MESSAGE.

ONE SNIFF AND YOU'RE IN DANGER
OF BECOMING ADDICTED TO IT.

REALLY? WELL, I DON'T EAT SALAD.

EAT IT. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

BESIDES, YOU'LL INSULT
THE CHEF IF YOU DON'T EAT IT.

OH. WELL,

WE WOULDN'T WANT
TO INSULT THE CHEF.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK
WE SHOULD INSULT THE CHEF.

THIS TASTES LIKE PAPER!

ALL RIGHT, IRVING, IT'S
YOUR TURN TO SING.

- HUH?
- COME ON, LET'S GO.

IT'S PART OF THE JOB. YOU'RE ON!

MAX, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

YES, HE DOESN'T
HAVE A BAD VOICE,

BUT HE'S LOUSY WITH LYRICS!

THAT'S THE CONTROL SINGING CODE!

"CURDS AND WHEY"
MEANS "KAOS AGENT."

"CIGARETTE" MEANS "IMPOSTER,"

AND "WENCESLAS"
MEANS "GET AWAY."

CHECK, 99, YOU TOOK THE
WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

BUT WHO COULD THE KAOS AGENT BE?

- BRADY?
- YES?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO IT IS?

NO, NO.

BUT MAYBE I'D BETTER LOOK
AROUND AND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A
MINUTE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THAT WAITER IS
THE CONTROL AGENT.

HE'S TRYING WARN
TO SMART AND 99.

WELL, WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO STOP HIM.

MAX, LOOK! BRADY AND THAT
OTHER MAN HAVE GUNS ON THE CHIEF.

BRADY MUST BE THE KAOS AGENT!

YOU'RE RIGHT, 99.
COME ON, LET'S GO.

Smart: SO YOU TAPPED THE HOTLINE

AMD IMITATED THE
PRESIDENT'S VOICE

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
CHIEF AGAIN, CHIEF.

JUST DON'T SIT THERE,

TAKE CHARGE, AND
GET US OUTTA HERE!

ALL RIGHT, MAX,
I'LL TAKE CHARGE,

AND HERE'S MY FIRST ORDER.

STOP FLAPPING YOUR GUMS!

- NOW DO YOU WANNA TALK?
- TALK ABOUT WHAT?

YOU HAVE ALL OUR FILES ON FILM.

PRECISELY.

WE INTEND TO MAKE
SOME MONEY ON THEM

BEFORE WE TURN THEM
OVER TO KAOS HEADQUARTERS.

YOU'LL CALL THE PRESIDENT ON
THE PHONE, EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.

HE'LL SEND US $10 MILLION.

IF WE DON'T GET THE
MONEY, KAOS GETS THE FILM.

FORGET IT. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

AND BESIDES, WE'RE NOT WORTH
$10 MILLION TO THE GOVERNMENT.

JUST A MOMENT, CHIEF,
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

YOU MAY NOT BE WORTH $10
MILLION TO THE GOVERNMENT,

BUT I CONSIDER A
CRACKER-JACK AGENT LIKE MYSELF

WORTH MORE THAN 10 MILLION!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK THAT
10 MILLION IS DIRT CHEAP FOR ME.

- IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CALL
THE PRESIDENT, I AM.
- MAX!

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH
THAT PHONE. THAT'S AN ORDER!

I'M SORRY, CHIEF, BUT THIS IS ONE
ORDER I'M GONNA HAVE TO DISOBEY.

I CONSIDER IT MY
DUTY TO MY COUNTRY

TO TRY TO SAVE US AT ANY COST.

NOW IF YOU'LL JUST UNTIE
ME, I'LL MAKE THAT PHONE CALL.

OH, THERE'S JUST
ONE SMALL PROBLEM.

THIS HOTLINE WON'T
ACTIVATE TO THE WHITE HOUSE

UNLESS THE CHIEF
SINGS A CERTAIN NOTE.

CHIEF, ARE YOU READY
TO SING FOR YOUR LIFE?

- MAX, WHAT...
- YOU KNOW, CHIEF,

- LIKE YOU SANG
IN THE GYM TODAY.
- COME ON, SING!

ALL RIGHT, IF YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY.

OH, MAX! HOW HORRIBLE.

NOT REALLY. THE WINDOW
WAS CRACKED ALREADY

FROM THE CHIEF'S HIGH NOTE.

CHIEF, WHEN YOU
TALK TO THE PRESIDENT,

COULD YOU PUT IN A
GOOD WORD FOR ME?

HE DID GET US OUT IF IT, CHIEF.

ALL RIGHT.

AND PUT IN A GOOD
WORD FOR YOURSELF.

TELL HIM WHAT A
GREAT SINGER YOU ARE.

NO THANKS. I'VE
HAD ENOUGH SINGING.

HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.

I'D LIKE TO REPORT THAT
OPERATION SOURDOUGH...

WHAT?

OH, I'M SORRY, SIR.

CAN'T GET THE LITTLE
FELLA TO SLEEP, HUH?

HE'S BABYSITTING
WITH HIS GRANDSON.

HAVE YOU TRIED HOT MILK?

DIDN'T WORK, HUH?

YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, SIR, PUT
HIM UP TO THE PHONE.