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UH, RIGHT AWAY, 99.
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ALL RIGHT. I'M
COMING, I'M COMING.
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99, THAT IS A
FANTASTIC DISGUISE.
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- I NEVER WOULDHAVE RECOGNIZED YOU.
- BUT... BUT I'M NOT 99.
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SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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PLEASE, MR. SMART, TAKE IT
EASY. TALK SOFTLY, I BEG OF YOU.
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU CAME HERE TO
DELIVER A SECRET MESSAGE.
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SECRET? HEAVENS NO! I WANT THE
WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
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YOU DO?
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- THE WHY ARE WE WHISPERING?
- PLEASE, MR. SMART,
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THERE IS NO NEED FOR SHOUTING.
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WELL, IF WE TALK ANY SOFTER,
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WE'LL HAVE TO SEND
EACH OTHER LETTERS.
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WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?
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MY NAME IS ALBERT PFISTER.
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P-F-I-S-T-E-R.
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THE "P" IS SILENT
LIKE IN PNEUMONIA.
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OH, REALLY? YOU KNOW
THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
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I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM
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WITH THE LAST "L" IN MAXWELL.
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LOOK, MR. PFISTER, I REALLY
WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME. MY
ASSOCIATE IS COMING TO PICK ME UP.
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OH, BUT LOOK, IT
WON'T TAKE A MOMENT.
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I REPRESENT THE...
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UH, PLEASE, MR. PFISTER, WE
ALREADY GAVE AT THE OFFICE.
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OH, BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I
COULDN'T FIND YOUR CONTROL OFFICE.
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WELL, OF COURSE
NOT, MR. PFISTER.
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CONTROL IS ONE OF
THE MOST HIGHLY SECRET
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GOVERNMENT
AGENCIES IN THE WORLD.
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WAIT A MINUTE. IF YOU
COULDN'T FIND CONTROL,
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HOW DID YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME?
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OH, I TELEPHONED KAOS AND
THEY GAVE ME THIS ADDRESS.
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OH YES, OF COURSE.
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YOU SEE, MR. SMART,
YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME.
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THE WORLD IS DESTROYING
ITSELF WITH ITS OWN SOUNDS.
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LOUD AUTOMOBILES, SQUEAKY SHOES,
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NOISY MACHINES CRANKING
OUT OTHER NOISY MACHINES.
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YES, WELL, THAT'S WHAT
WE CALL PROGRESS.
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THEN WE MUST REVERSE PROGRESS.
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WE HAVE TO TAKE THE WORLD
BACK TO THE BEGINNING...
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WHEN IT WAS PEACEFUL,
QUIET, TRANQUIL,
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WHEN A MAN COULD EVEN HEAR
A BLADE OF GRASS GROWING.
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OH, PLEASE, MR. SMART,
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SIGN MY PETITION.
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UH, YOUR PETITION. YES, WELL...
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IT WOULDN'T DO ME ANY GOOD TO
SIGN YOUR PETITION, MR. PFISTER.
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YOU SEE, I'M A SPY AND MY FOUNTAIN
PEN IS FILLED WITH INVISIBLE INK.
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NOW IF YOU'LL JUST
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
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MR. SMART, JOIN MY
CRUSADE, I BEG OF YOU.
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HELP ME TO ELIMINATE ALL THE NOISE
IN THE WORLD BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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OH.
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EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT'S
MY ASSOCIATE NOW.
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WELL, WON'T YOU... WON'T
YOU PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION?
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I'M SORRY, MR. PFISTER, BUT
I CAN'T SIGN THAT PETITION.
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QUIET IS UNAMERICAN.
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YOU WERE MY LAST
HOPE, MR. SMART.
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SINCE YOU WON'T HELP ME
ELIMINATE THE NOISE OF THE WORLD
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO...
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ELIMINATE THE WORLD ITSELF.
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LOOK, MAX, THERE IT IS.
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SO THAT'S THE NEW
SECRET MESSAGE DROP.
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MAX, IT EXPLODED!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND, 99. THE WHOLE
THING BLEW UP WITHOUT A SOUND.
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BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. EXPLOSIONS
MAKE NOISE AND WE DIDN'T HEAR A THING.
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THEN WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE STATUE, MAX?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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THE STATUE BLEW UP WITHOUT A
SOUND. WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED IT?
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IT'S INCREDIBLE,
ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE LOOKING
DIRECTLY AT THAT STATUE WHEN IT BLEW UP?
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YES, CHIEF, IT EXPLODED
IN COMPLETE SILENCE.
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I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE MY EYES.
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IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN. UH... ALMOST.
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WE'RE IN TROUBLE. IT LOOKS AS IF
KAOS HAS COME UP WITH A WEAPON
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THAT COULD COMPLETELY
REVOLUTIONIZE THE ART OF SABOTAGE:
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- A SILENT EXPLOSIVE.
- YES.
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN WHO
COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.
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THEIR VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE
OF PUBLIC RELATIONS AND TERROR.
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MY OLD ENEMY SIEGFRIED.
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I THINK I'D BETTER HAVE A
TALK WITH MR. SIEGFRIED.
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GOOD THINKING, MAX, BUT
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIND HIM?
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VERY SIMPLE, 99. I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THAT LUDWIG WILL BE
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AT THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE
AT 9:00 A.M. ON TUESDAY.
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MAX, WHO CARES ABOUT
LUDWIG? WHAT ABOUT SIEGFRIED?
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CHIEF, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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LUDWIG IS THE KAOS
CODE NAME FOR SIEGFRIED.
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AND 9:00 A.M. ON TUESDAY
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IS ACTUALLY 11:00
A.M. ON THURSDAY.
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IT'S ALMOST THAT TIME NOW.
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YOU'D BETTER GET STARTED
FOR THE SMITHSONIAN RIGHT AWAY.
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CHIEF, THE SMITHSONIAN IS
THE KAOS CODE NAME FOR PARK.
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MAX, GET GOING RIGHT AWAY!
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RIGHT, CHIEF.
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LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THAT ON YOUR HEAD FOR A WHILE?
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WELL, 99, THAT STATUE
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IS KAOS'S NEW
SECRET MESSAGE DROP.
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ISN'T THAT STRANGE, MAX?
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KAOS HAVING A SECRET MESSAGE DROP
IN THE SAME PARK WHERE WE HAVE OURS?
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WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT?
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THEY PAY THEIR TAXES THE SAME
WAY WE DO. THEY'RE ENTITLED.
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MAX, THEY REPRESENT EVIL.
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99, THESE PARKS ARE
OPEN TO EVERYBODY,
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REGARDLESS OF RACE,
CREED OR PURPOSE.
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I DON'T SEE SIEGFRIED. HE MUST
BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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YES, I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM
WHERE HE GETS THE NERVE
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TO BLOW UP OUR
PERSONAL PROPERTY.
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WHERE HAVE YOU...
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING UND WAITING
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UND STANDING HERE
FOR 17 SECONDS.
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I WAS STOPPED BY
A LITTLE OLD MAN.
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WHAT KIND OF A LITTLE
OLD MAN STOPPED YOU?
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- WITH RED EARMUFFS.
- WHO WEARS RED EARMUFFS
IN WEATHER LIKE THIS?
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THE LITTLE OLD MAN
WHO STOPPED ME.
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A LITTLE OLD MAN STOPPED ME
TODAY. WHAT DID HE ASK FROM YOU?
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HE WANTED ME TO
SIGN A PIECE OF PAPER.
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- DID YOU SIGN
THE PIECE OF PAPER?
- NO.
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THAT'S GOOD. YOU CAN'T
WRITE ANYWAY. NOW LISTEN,
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, THIS IS
THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DAY.
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FIRST OF ALL...
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AND SECONDLY...
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? THEY
DESTROYED THEIR OWN PROPERTY.
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WITH THE SAME SILENT
EXPLOSION THAT HIT OURS.
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I KNOW THAT, 99.
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ANYBODY COULDN'T
HAVE HEARD THAT.
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AND THIRDLY, WHEN
YOU GO TO THE STATUE,
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INSIDE THE STATUE'S MOUTH
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YOU'LL FIND THE...
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- GOT IT?
- HMM?
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YOU'RE STUPID!
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YOU... SISSY!
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- SIEGFRIED?
- WHAT IS IT?
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WHERE IS THE STATUE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHERE IS THE STATUE?
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I WAS WATCHING THE STATUE
AND IT EXPLODED BEFORE MY EYES.
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OH, IT EXPLODED? DID
YOU HEAR AN EXPLOSION?
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NO.
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HOW COULD SOMETHING EXPLODE
IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR AN EXPLOSION?
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YOU'RE RIGHT, SIEGFRIED.
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- THEN THE STATUE
IS THERE, RIGHT?
- OF COURSE.
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SO...
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WHERE'S THE STATUE?
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- SIEGFRIED?
- WHAT?
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THERE IS MAXWELL
SMART AND AGENT 99.
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THEY BLEW UP OUR STATUE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE INSTRUCTIONS?
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YEAH. FIRST WE...
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SECOND...
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SO, SMART!
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YOU RETURN TO THE
SCENE OF YOUR CRIME
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TO WITNESS YOUR OWN
NEFARIOUS HANDIWORK, EH?
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IF I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT, SIEGFRIED, I'D ANSWER THAT.
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COME ON, SMART, DO
NOT PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
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YOU PERSONALLY BLEW
UP OUR STATUE. ADMIT IT!
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I DID NOT PERSONALLY
BLOW UP YOUR STATUE!
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BUT YOU PERSONALLY BLEW
UP OUR STATUE. ADMIT THAT!
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KAOS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR
EXPLOSION. YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT.
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MAX, WOULD YOU TAKE THE WORD OF A
MAN WHO IS A MURDERER, A THIEF AND A LIAR?
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ONLY IF HE WERE SINCERE.
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LOOK, SMART, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD
YOU DIDN'T BLOW UP OUR STATUE
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AND YOU TAKE MY WORD I
DIDN'T BLOW UP YOUR STATUE.
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ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED.
WE BELIEVE EACH OTHER.
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- YOU DID IT, RIGHT?
- HE DID IT, RIGHT?
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OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE.
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NOW SUPPOSING WE BELIEVE
EACH OTHER, SO WHAT?
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SOMEONE BLEW UP THOSE
STATUES. WHO WAS IT?
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AND WHY DIDN'T THE
EXPLOSIONS MAKE ANY NOISE?
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WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
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A FUNNY LITTLE MAN CAME TO
MY APARTMENT THIS MORNING
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WITH SOME CRAZY IDEA ABOUT
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MAKING THE WORLD A
QUIETER PLACE TO LIVE IN.
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WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE! THIS MORNING A
FUNNY LITTLE MAN CAME TO MY APARTMENT
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WITH SOME IDEA ABOUT MAKING THE
WORLD A QUIETER PLACE TO LIVE IN.
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WAS HE WEARING RED EARMUFFS?
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JA.
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I WONDER IF IT WAS THE SAME MAN.
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MAX, THERE'S A PIGEON
ON YOUR SHOULDER.
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YES, 99, I KNOW THERE'S
A PIGEON ON MY...
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GET HIM OFF!
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LOOK, MAX, THERE'S A
MESSAGE ON HIS LEG.
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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"DEAR KAOS AND CONTROL,
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I HAVE PAID YOU BOTH BACK
FOR YOUR REFUSAL TO HELP ME.
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NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD
WILL BE MADE TO SUFFER.
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IN SIX HOURS, EVERY MAJOR CAPITAL
CITY IN THE GLOBE WILL BE DESTROYED
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BY USE OF MY MIRACULOUS
NEW EXPLOSIVE,
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NITROWHISPERIN.
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SIGNED, ALBERT...
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THE 'P' IS SILENT... PFISTER."
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MAX, THIS IS HORRIBLE. HE
COULD BLOW UP THE ENTIRE WORLD
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AND NO ONE WOULD
EVER HEAR ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT, 99.
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IF HE BLEW UP THE ENTIRE
WORLD, THERE'D BE NOTHING
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FOR KAOS AND CONTROL TO
FIGHT OVER. WE'D BE OUT OF A JOB.
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TRUE, SMART, TRUE. LET'S
STOP THIS FOOLING AROUND
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AND FIND THIS FELLOW PFISTER.
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IF THAT PIGEON
WERE ONLY A PARROT,
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HE COULD TELL US
WHERE HE CAME FROM.
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MAX, THAT'S IT! THIS
IS A TRAINED BIRD.
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HE'S A HOMING PIGEON. WHY DON'T WE
JUST LET HIM GO AND FOLLOW HIM HOME?
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- YOU DON'T LIKE MY IDEA?
- I LOVE YOUR IDEA, 99,
BECAUSE IT'S MY IDEA.
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YOU TOOK IT RIGHT
OUT OF MY HEAD.
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THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM
WORKING WITH SOMEONE SO LONG.
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BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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HOW CAN WE FOLLOW
A BIRD IN FLIGHT?
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HOW CAN YOU FOLLOW
A BIRD IN FLIGHT?
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, SIEGFRIED,
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FOR A KAOS KILLER WHO'S
SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME BRAINS,
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YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
IMAGINATION WHATSOEVER.
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HOW CAN YOU FOLLOW
A BIRD IN FLIGHT?
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99...
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HOW CAN YOU FOLLOW
A BIRD IN FLIGHT?
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YOU ATTACH A HOMING DEVICE
TO THE HOMING PIGEON'S LEG
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00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,818
AND THEN YOU HOME IN ON HIM
AND THEN YOU FOLLOW HIM HOME.
215
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,154
THAT'S HOW YOU
FOLLOW A BIRD IN FLIGHT.
216
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,857
NOW ALL WE NEED'S
A HOMING DEVICE.
217
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,792
KAOS IS ALWAYS PREPARED.
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00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,562
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE AN IDEA.
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SHTARKER!
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YES, WELL, YOU'LL FIND THAT
CONTROL IS ALSO ALWAYS PREPARED.
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I HAPPEN TO HAVE HERE
MY MINI DIRECTION FINDER
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00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,898
WHICH WILL HOME IN
ON YOUR HOMING DEVICE.
223
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,982
ALL RIGHT, SMART, THE HOMING
DEVICE HAS BEEN ATTACHED
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UND ACTIVATED.
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00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,219
GOOD WORK, SIEGFRIED.
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00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,454
NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO
DO IS TO LAUNCH THE BIRD.
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AND THEN WE CAN FOLLOW HIS EVERY
MOVEMENT ON MY MINI DIRECTION FINDER.
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00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,029
THEN HURRY, WE HAVE
ONLY 56 MINUTES LEFT
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TO SAVE THE WORLD UND OUR JOBS.
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COME ON, LET'S GO!
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
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THE WORLD... THE WORLD
IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED
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00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,694
IN ANOTHER 45 MINUTES.
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00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:42,431
YOU'RE STUPID! THIS IS NO TIME
TO STOP FOR TRAFFIC LIGHTS!
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00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,068
DON'T TELL THAT TO ME!
TELL IT TO THE PIGEON!
235
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,928
LOOK, MAX, HE'S
FLYING INTO THE PARK.
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00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,544
WE'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW OUR
FINE FEATHERED FRIEND ON FOOT.
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00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,480
YES, WELL, I HOPE HE
DECIDES TO WALK TOO
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00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,305
OR WE'LL NEVER
CATCH HIM. COME ON.
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00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,947
MAX, HERE HE IS!
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00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,864
HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?
20 MINUTES TILL DOOMSDAY
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00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,334
AND HE STOPS TO TAKE A BATH!
242
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,035
I HOPE THAT HE IS NOT A SHE.
243
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,137
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE, SHTARKER?
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00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,441
I MAY BE A KILLER, BUT I
AM NOT A PEEPING TOM.
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00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,276
WE'VE GOTTA GET
THAT BIRD MOVING.
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00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,745
LET ME HANDLE THIS, 99. ALL
RIGHT, BIRD, GET OUT OF THERE.
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00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,414
GO ON NOW, GET
OUT OF THERE, BIRD!
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00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,048
I'LL HANDLE IT, SMART!
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00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,583
ALL RIGHT, BIRD.
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00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,408
FLY UP!
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00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,324
SO YOU WON'T FLY, EH?
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00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,927
WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU FLY.
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00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:49,765
YOU HAVE OTHER RELATIVES
LIVING IN THE PARK, NEIN?
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00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,901
TRACK HIM ON YOUR
HOMING DEVICE, MAX.
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RIGHT, 99.
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00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,006
- I CAN'T.
- WHY NOT?
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I SHORTED IT OUT.
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00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,960
ALL RIGHT, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
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00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,684
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME,
MAX, THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
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00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,202
WELL, WHOEVER IT
WAS, HE LEFT IN A HURRY.
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00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,770
HOW COULD YOU BE SURE?
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00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,372
WELL, OBVIOUSLY
HE KNOWS THE WORLD
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00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,773
IS GONNA BLOW UP IN 10 MINUTES
264
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,576
AND HE WAS HURRYING TO GET AWAY.
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00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,943
THEN HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR.
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00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,212
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, SPREAD OUT
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00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,114
AND SEARCH THE PREMISES!
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00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,783
Max: IF YOU DON'T
MIND, SIEGFRIED,
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00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,352
I'M STILL GIVING THE
ORDERS AROUND HERE.
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00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,755
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
SPREAD OUT!
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00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,392
AND SEARCH THE PREMISES.
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AHEM!
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Pfister: MR. SMART.
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00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,904
MAX, WE'RE TRAPPED.
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00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,308
IT'S PFISTER. UH,
"FISTER." THE QUIET MAN.
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NOT SO LOUD, MR. SMART.
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00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,244
YOU WERE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,246
NOW THEN, GENTLEMEN,
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00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:15,384
IF YOU'LL JUST TOSS YOUR GUNS
ONTO THAT COUNTER OVER THERE,
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00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,119
I'LL BE VERY HAPPY.
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00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,089
WELL, ALL RIGHT, PFISTER. BUT
IT'S GONNA MAKE A HECK OF A NOISE.
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NO,
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IT WILL BE SILENT AS THE GRAVE.
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00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,050
YOUR GRAVE, MR. SMART.
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00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,740
THAT'S FANTASTIC, IT DIDN'T
MAKE ANY NOISE AT ALL.
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00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,476
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU JUST WITNESSED
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00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,112
THE FIRST DEMONSTRATION
OF MY LATEST INVENTION...
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00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,348
SOUND-ABSORBING WOOD.
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00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,651
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS
BEEN A CRUSADE
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00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,687
AGAINST THIS CONTINUOUS-
NOISE-FILLED WORLD.
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00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,846
FOR EXAMPLE, MY
PHONOGRAPH. LISTEN.
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00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,463
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
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00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,199
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
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00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,768
IT'S THE ONLY
RECORD IN THE WORLD
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00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,471
THAT PLAYS THREE
MINUTES OF GOLDEN SILENCE.
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00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,274
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS A
CATCHY LITTLE TUNE, PFISTER.
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00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,642
COULD WE HEAR THE FLIP SIDE?
298
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:17,902
UNFORTUNATELY THERE
IS NO TIME, MR. SMART.
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00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,820
SOON, MY NITROWHISPERIN
WILL WRITE AN END
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00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,823
TO THIS NOISE-FILLED
WORLD I LOATHE.
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00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,059
WELL, I GOT TO GIVE YOU
A LOT OF CREDIT, PFISTER.
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00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,061
A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK
ABOUT HATING THE WORLD,
303
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,164
BUT NOBODY DOES
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
304
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,666
THAT'S RIGHT. AND IF IT HADN'T
BEEN FOR A FORTUNATE ACCIDENT
305
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,169
I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
306
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,072
WHILE I WAS WORKING ON MY NOISE,
307
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,174
THIS FIRECRACKER FOR
THE FOURTH OF JULY,
308
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,177
I STUMBLED ON NITROWHISPERIN.
309
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,212
BUT ENOUGH OF THIS.
310
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,803
YOUR TIME HAS EXPIRED.
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00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:01,623
CUCKOO. CUCKOO. CUCKOO.
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00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,092
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,528
HE INVENTED A CUCKOO
WITH LARYNGITIS.
314
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,831
YES, BUT WHAT YOU
FAILED TO HEAR, MR. SMART,
315
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,533
WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END.
316
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,636
NOW THEN, IF YOU'LL ALL
ACCOMPANY ME TO THE ROOF
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00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,539
YOU'LL SEE THE
DESTRUCTION OF THIS PLANET
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00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,642
WITH NO MORE SOUND
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00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:24,179
THAN THE COOING OF A DOVE.
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00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,182
WELL, MR. SMART,
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00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,551
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY...
322
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,187
MY PRIVATE AIR FORCE?
323
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,523
I THINK YOU HAVE A VIVID
IMAGINATION, MR. PFISTER.
324
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,060
THEY LOOK LIKE
ORDINARY PIGEONS TO ME.
325
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,795
NOT ORDINARY.
326
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,531
THEY'RE ALL HOMING
PIGEONS, MR. SMART,
327
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,100
BROUGHT FROM
EVERY CITY ON EARTH.
328
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:49,605
AND ON EACH LEG IS A SMALL
VIAL OF NITROWHISPERIN.
329
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,440
MAX, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
330
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,175
THOSE BIRDS ARE FROM SOME OF THE
MOST IMPORTANT CITIES IN THE FREE WORLD.
331
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:57,078
YES, AND THOSE BIRDS ARE FROM
SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CITIES
332
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,980
IN THE NOT-SO-FREE WORLD.
333
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,550
AT LEAST HE DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN PLAYING FAVORITES.
334
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,985
Pfister: I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF IT, MR. SIEGFRIED.
335
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,855
THEY'LL SOON BE WINGING BACK
TO THE PLACE OF THEIR BIRTH.
336
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,257
AND THE IMPACT WILL ACTIVATE
337
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,094
THE NITROWHISPERIN
AND ELIMINATE EVERY CITY
338
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:16,432
IN A A GREAT BIG GLORIOUS
BURST OF SILENCE.
339
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,601
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON...
340
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,105
KAMIKAZE PIGEONS.
341
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,675
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO SEND THEM
ON THEIR SILENT FLIGHT TO OBLIVION.
342
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,912
AND JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA OF INTERFERING,
343
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,770
I'D LIKE TO WARN
YOU I'M A CRACK SHOT.
344
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:40,256
SIEGFRIED, WE GOTTA STOP HIM
BEFORE HE PULLS THOSE LEVERS.
345
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,923
BUT YOU HEARD HIM.
346
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,660
HE'LL KILL THE FIRST
ONE WHO MOVES.
347
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,030
YES, BUT WHILE HE'S DOING
THAT, THE OTHERS CAN GRAB HIM.
348
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,865
ALL RIGHT. AFTER YOU MOVE
349
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,301
I'LL LEAD THE ATTACK.
350
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,204
THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
351
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,761
YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP
SHOUTING, GENTLEMEN.
352
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,076
SOON THE ONLY
SOUNDS YOU WILL HEAR
353
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,045
WILL BE MY FEATHERED FRIENDS
354
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,515
SINGING THE SWAN
SONG TO THE WORLD.
355
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,351
MAX, WE'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING FAST.
356
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,653
DON'T WORRY, 99, I'M
WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
357
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,022
SAY, PFISTER, SINCE THIS IS
THE END OF THE WORLD ANYWAY,
358
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,792
DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE
A LAST CIGARETTE?
359
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,484
DON'T WORRY, IT WON'T
MAKE ANY NOISE. IT'S A FILTER.
360
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,559
OOH!
361
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,785
AN INGENIOUS DEVICE,
SMART. WHAT IS IT?
362
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,821
THE OLD LONG-PLAYING-
363
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,224
HIGH-FREQUENCY-ULTRASONIC-
364
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,928
STEREOPHONIC-STRIKE-THE-MATCH-AGAINST-THE-
SOUNDING-BOARD TRICK.
365
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,463
WORKS EVERY TIME, SIEGFRIED.
366
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,467
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I
HAVE SAVED THE WORLD TOGETHER.
367
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,369
IT JUST GOES TO
SHOW YOU, SIEGFRIED,
368
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,604
THAT ENEMIES CAN
SOMETIMES BE FRIENDS.
369
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,574
TRUE, SMART, TRUE.
RIGHT, SHTARKER?
370
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,950
AND NOW I AM GOING TO DESTROY
371
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,120
YOUR HALF OF THE WORLD ALONE.
372
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,589
MAX, HE'S GONNA RELEASE
THE FREE-WORLD PIGEONS!
373
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,157
Siegfried: THAT'S RIGHT, COOKIE.
374
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,793
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
375
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,263
DO YOU THINK HE'D FALL FOR THE
OLD LONG-PLAYING-HIGH-FREQUENCY-
376
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,999
STEREOPHONIC...
377
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,767
I'M AFRAID NOT, MAX.
378
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,171
JUST ONE FLICK OF MY HAND
379
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,241
AND KAOS WILL HAVE WON
ITS GREATEST VICTORY.
380
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,276
JUST ONE FLICK OF YOUR HAND
381
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,512
AND KAOS WILL BE OUT
OF BUSINESS, SIEGFRIED.
382
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,856
YOU GOT YOUR HAND
ON THE WRONG LEVER.
383
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,472
SHTARKER!
384
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,817
STAND ASIDE, MAX,
I'VE GOT HIM COVERED!
385
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,571
YOU HAVE LOST ONCE AGAIN, SMART.
386
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,506
YOU SEE, THAT BIRD
I JUST RELEASED
387
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,575
IS HEADED...
388
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,911
FOR THE PENTAGON.
389
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:19,169
MAX, THE PENTAGON! IT'S DOOMED.
390
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,792
SO, SMART, YOU MAY
HAVE WON THE BATTLE,
391
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,294
BUT I WON THE WAR.
392
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,863
HE'S RIGHT, MAX.
IN A FEW SECONDS
393
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,731
THAT BIRD WILL BE FLYING
OVER THE PENTAGON
394
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,256
AND IT'LL BE THE END. MAX, LOOK!
395
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,473
DID I HEAR YOU SAY THAT ONE OF
MY BIRDS WENT OVER THE PENTAGON?
396
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,208
YES.
397
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:50,212
I'M AFRAID MY ARCHENEMY AND
GOOD FRIEND SIEGFRIED RELEASED IT.
398
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,746
Pfister: NO, HE DIDN'T.
399
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,750
THAT BIRD IS NOT FLYING
OVER THE PENTAGON.
400
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,386
THAT BIRD, LABELED PENTAGON,
401
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,421
I'M AFRAID IS HEADED
402
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,556
FOR ONE OF YOUR
TWO HEADQUARTERS.
403
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:04,826
DON'T TELL ME!
404
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:10,598
KAOS?
405
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,057
YES, KAOS.
406
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,139
I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT!
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